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Speaker 1 (00:12):
I heard podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
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Speaker 4 (00:26):
Robini and Kiff Now with Choreos, the podcast Good Day.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
It's Robin and Kiff Now with Choreots on demand the
podcast Now. At the time we're recording of this podcast,
it's the twenty second of October and some very famous
birthday Why it's very famous birthdays today.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I want to get into it halftime. Okay, I was
just hanging there.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Rob Kid Now with Choreos the podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Give Me the.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Ca with Robin, Kip and Coreotes.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
This is Confessions for Cash.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
Hey back, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Can we hear this one? Might be a slightly gross
confession for cash?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
But put your granola away.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Beck's got a story and we've been warned. All right, Beck,
tell us what happened.

Speaker 7 (01:29):
I can't believe I'm sharing it. At least I'm getting
it off my chest. So we went on a family holiday.
We had family in out back New South Wales and
they were in a really really bad drought, like very
bad drought. So being a city girl, when they showed
me where the toilet was, I was not using that thing.

(01:52):
It was like a hole in the ground the.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Drop box.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, they it's one of those places where it's full
of flies. You go in, they're so gross, that's disgusting,
and you.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Think something is going to come up and bite you
on the bike.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
And I couldn't.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
I couldn't use it. So look number one in the bush.
No one had to know. But look after about the
third day, I started to feel pretty average, not doing
number two for a couple of days. So that night
I run a bath and I jumped in, and combination

(02:34):
of needing to go in the warm water, it made
me go in the bar?

Speaker 8 (02:38):
How old?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
How old were you at this stage?

Speaker 8 (02:40):
Back?

Speaker 6 (02:41):
I don't think I want to tell you.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
Look, I was at least fifteen fifteen.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Lord, child to be six or seven, you're a grown woman.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, there is so much more to this story. So
you shout your stuff in.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
The bar and then Penny like, God, what do I
do here?

Speaker 7 (03:01):
So I started to dread the bar because I've got
to clean it. Yeah, but huge drought. So suddenly my
entire fear family, my parents, my auntie and uncle, cousins
smashing the door down wearing a drought. You can't do that.
Everyone needs to use that water.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
No absolutely can't use that water.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
You have to remember, like it was a bad drought.
So I didn't know what to do. So kind of
looked around and thought, well, how am I going to
clean this? There's no toilet for me to drop this
stuff into. So there was a washing basket, like a
dirty washing basket in the bathroom. So I found a
pair of my uncle's dirty stocks and fished fish the

(03:44):
number two out. I had to take that with me
and leave. But then, unfortunately my.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
Sister had to use that bath water directly after.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh okay, so no one saw that there was poof
floating in the water, even though they were telling you
not to drain it.

Speaker 7 (04:00):
I'm assuming no, no, no one knew because I had
the door closed. So they all, like probably probably seven
odd people proceeded to bath in that water afterwards. But
my sister Jacqueline was up immediately after.

Speaker 8 (04:14):
Oh no did she did? She say it spelled, but.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
Nothing came out.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
It's happy as Larry.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I mean, the only justification I can feel here is
that there are children that pooiples.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
No, no, no, no, I don't need any more details
about that.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Was it?

Speaker 9 (04:33):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Are you willing to ring Jacqueline and tell her this.

Speaker 7 (04:38):
I don't know how she's going to react like I'm
willing to, but she's pregnant.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
So come early, let's ring your sister. Are you up
to ringing your sister?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
I'm a bit nervous, but yeah, let's do it next.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, I'm worried about I'm worried about what you do
when you're nervous.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Back now, Beck, you're still with us, Yes.

Speaker 10 (05:09):
I am.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay, you have told us one of the grossest confessions
for cash we've had in a really long time. And
I'm using that word poignantly because your sister, Jacqueline is
listening to us. Hey, Jacqueline, Hey, good.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Morning, Hey Jacqueline. You are you Beck's younger or younger sister?

Speaker 6 (05:29):
Younger? Yes, much younger, much younger.

Speaker 8 (05:31):
So is Beck the oldest?

Speaker 9 (05:33):
Yeahs older than us?

Speaker 8 (05:35):
How much?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
How much older?

Speaker 11 (05:37):
No?

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Not really, I'm forty two, Becks forty eight.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Forty eight okay, so close?

Speaker 9 (05:42):
Yeah, yeah, very close.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
So when you were nine and Beck was fifteen, yeah, yeah,
you guys were visiting member, visiting some relatives in the
route in the bush. You remember this, Yes?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Did you ever have a question a bathtime let's little Beck.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Let's let Beck tell tell Jacqueline what she just told us.

Speaker 7 (06:05):
Okay, do you remember when we.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Went on holidays to Annie Pat's farm as a kid
with that big holiday.

Speaker 12 (06:15):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Do you remember how there was that toilet and I
absolutely could not use it. It was like the hole in
the ground, the box.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
Yeah, my mum used to drivers into town so we
could use the actual macive toilet.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
I'd like to drive you into town because she didn't
drive me into town to use that toilet. So I
got by by doing one in the bush. And I
actually held on to not go for the first couple
of days. Oh boy, the first couple of days I didn't.
I couldn't use to do number two at all, So

(06:50):
I held on for as long as I could. But
by day three it was pretty bad. So I ran
a bath and I jumped in and the hot water
must have must have made me go, So I accidentally
did number two in the bath. Pretty bad.

Speaker 8 (07:09):
Hey, we.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Carry on ba So I.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Was like really grossed out and panic, so I started
to let the bass boarder out. But then if you
remember how bad the drought was, man, yeah, so the
whole family started like stanging the door down and I
couldn't let the water out. So everyone was really upset
and saying that everyone had to use it. So I
didn't know what to do.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
So I went to the dirty.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
Washing basket and got Uncle Bill's socks and fished it
out and had to take it with me.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
No, no, that's not the bad bit, Jacqueline, keep going back.

Speaker 9 (07:49):
I already know where this was going. And you discussed me.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
You went into the neck.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
It's like you bathed in a toilet, yeah, with something
still in there.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, it wasn't flushed.

Speaker 9 (08:06):
So you shirt in the bar and I bathed in it.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Yeah, directly after.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Oh my god, I'm going to really have somebody to
talk to my therapist about this one.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
Did anyone get sick?

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Girls?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Do anyone?

Speaker 6 (08:20):
I was sick from the whole holiday?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
To be honest, do you want to say anything to
your sister, Jacqueline? Honest to god, I.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Hope you tread on lego today.

Speaker 9 (08:28):
Hey, I hope you.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Tread on lego.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
There you go.

Speaker 11 (08:32):
Thanks, Thanks Jacqueline, Thank you, big bye.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Rod again now with Coorios podcast.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Yes, so this is something that I think some women
are honest about, some women lie about, and I think
no men talk about as an option at all.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Okay, wait, what are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Well, I'm well, I'm well into my forties and well
well into the forties.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
And I was looking in the mirror the other day
and I'm thinking far out.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
You got some wrinkles going on there, brother, and you know,
and the light was coming in and on the wrong angle.
I was like, man, you're looking old, and I think.

Speaker 13 (09:12):
Critic I'm just well, thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
But it's being nice because soon there's a whack.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah yeah, when something's going well, I'm thinking about getting botox.
I think it's time straight use the you know, the
advancement of science. Give me a couple of jabs in
my face and just sort it all out, flatten out
some of these wrinkles.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Okay, So do you wear on your face your forehead
for your worry alone?

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Forward?

Speaker 8 (09:41):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (09:41):
And around my eyes the crows feet and that's like
that's it. Everything else is okay.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Everything else is covered by beard.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
My life. That's andy and it place. Yeah, where else
are you supposed to get it?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
If you get gels around your mouth, then you can
get under your chin.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, lift your chin up. Yeah yeah, okay, No, I
don't have to worry about.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
That filler filler in your cheek boat.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I wouldn't get that. That always looks funny. You can
always tell when someone.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
That jaw really tight and then those cheek bones out.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
But I don't know like there's any do any blokes
do it? Thirteen one O sixty five.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
I'm very interested to hear from anyone that's willing to say, yes,
I go in and I get things sorted out, I
go into renovations.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Let's talk about the whole body renovation. Because I sat
next to a guy yesterday when I was getting my
nails done. He's got a full set done nils. Nails
like fake nails, like a full set of.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Fake nails.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yes for that, Yes he did. He was doing that,
he said, next to me, and they went long like
they were just you know, like minor like talons.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
The word he got backscratcher, right, So he got shorts
on normal nails but out of salon.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, and then got painted.

Speaker 8 (11:00):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
And then he got a painted.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Okay, I'm not going I don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I don't want to do that level of renovation.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Can they fixed cars? Does that?

Speaker 8 (11:08):
That's both surgery.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
I'd be interested to someone to see what they can fix.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, boot reduction or an enlargement.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I don't want bob, I don't.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
I can't help sweating.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, botox can under the pits.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
They put it in your pits and they stopped sweating.

Speaker 8 (11:27):
It really drives me.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
No one feels weird to me. It feels like it
feels like you're stopping your body from supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
But your body is also supposed to wrinkles.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah, I don't want to do that one. Yeah, you're
I mean, you're whatever.

Speaker 8 (11:42):
What's what's for a thirty year old?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
What's that thing in the middle of your eyebrows? What's that?

Speaker 8 (11:47):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
That's a scar? What's that that photo that's on a
group chat?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Oh yeah, Yeah, it's like a crater.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
They could do something with that. I wondered, do.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
You want convincing one way or another?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Or yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:01):
I would be Yeah, certainly if you've had it done,
and this is for men and women. If you've had
it done and you think it was great or it
was a terrible decision.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I'm interested to that.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Thirteen six five.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, tell us about your renovations. Have you had a crack.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Have you gone into your face and just pick picked
a few things up, just lifted it, raised it, moved
it to the left.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Now with coos.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Right now they were talking about about botox, because I'm
thinking about it of you. I think the last seven
years I've aged more than anything, just because of the
lack of sleep with having kids.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, two small children and an ex.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Breakfast radio will do that too, they'll do it.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Yeah, breakfast radio is not great to start, but they're
like Sianna's got gastro. So last night we're up all night,
you know, it was just sorting out vomit and she
was like, that's stuff ages you.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
And so I'm thinking about getting a couple of jabs.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Maybe it's just a couple more, I reckon, you'll think
of it.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
What do you mean thing? You think more than two jazzs?

Speaker 6 (13:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
You think he needs a lot? I thought you were
going to be helpful.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
I was, do you think I need major renovations?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
You need to go to some someone reputable there. Spock
eyes are a thing, and you must have noticed them
on me quite a number of years that we've worked together.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Sometimes right then, you don't get that fixed to you
trying to get them fixed.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
It's because if you, if you, because botox freezes the
skin like that so that it then makes it a
bit weird. And there are many, many, many times where
photos of us appear and I think, Kels, could you
save the spot eye? Mate, Kelsey is our social media
mirror because it's not cute and it's a dead giveaway.

Speaker 13 (13:40):
Yeah, there's an online course. I'll do it for the
next one and then I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh my goodness, don't ever do it. No way I
would allow you to jab me.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Someone who's really good in the world.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Now, Ethan. I was saying, no, bloke's going to admit
to it, but I was wrong. You've had botox, mate, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:57):
Look I'll put my hand up. I have had botox.
I've got it in my hands actually to freeze the
sweat lands.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Oh wow, okay, so you're just getting sweaty palms.

Speaker 6 (14:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (14:09):
It was always been of an insecurity of mine, always
forever having plumbing hands. If you ever wanted to hold
the Missus hands, you'd always be wiping shirt. So I thought, look,
I'm just going to get a botox.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, ok, then you have no excuse to not hold
missus hands.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, have you had any other way other than the hands,
if you had any like just just for the looks.

Speaker 11 (14:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (14:30):
Look I did get a nose job. I spent a
couple of thousand on getting a nose again. It was
kind of the same reasoning as to getting botox because
of insecurity, but yeah, in the nose job and much
much more confident with.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
There you go, and Ryan, what have you done?

Speaker 11 (14:52):
I've done botox twice. Now I've reason why I caught
up because no one caught up the first time and
the great thing. But yeah, there's so many people out
there that get botoxs, especially within the gaze. I'm one
of the girls.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah. So, Ryan, you don't sound that old. You've had
it twice? How old? I?

Speaker 11 (15:10):
Oh, well, I'm feeling it. I'm gonna hit thirty two
this year.

Speaker 8 (15:14):
Thirty two.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I never'd been in for a couple.

Speaker 11 (15:17):
Yeah, so you gotta start young, I think. But I've
had it done twice. So there's a lady that I
got passed on. She's from forty two Valley and Brizzy. Yeah,
and everyone knows her. It's frozen because you literally go
in and she goes do what that's youre the frozen looks.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (15:32):
So really she's amazing. She has great deals like she does,
like unlimited units per area. It's great. You go in
literally it's all done within fifteen minutes.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Well okay, okay, some details on that ran. Look, this
is not a stereotype.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
But do you like musicals?

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Right?

Speaker 11 (15:53):
Look depends what it is, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
And he's on at que page. So it's a classic.
It'll be a lot of fire. Look, I got a
double past.

Speaker 11 (16:03):
It's my favorite part about getting Botoks is when you
put the roof down on the car and the sun's
blurwing on your face. You're not frowning.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yes, you can't squint, you have no choice.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Good don't miss the classic musical Annie, a grown up
musical for the whole family. Book now at q pak
dot com dot au. We've got to get some news
when we come back. We've got a thousand bucks to
give away and cash or.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Crash Robin Kid Now with Corey podcast.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Halfway through the podcast, so today I've being the twenty
second of October. The big birthdays today include Shaggy, Oh.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
What Goodness, Sad Jog on the twentieth.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Shaggy on the twenty six have a guess.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
I'll shag sixty is your guest?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
What do you guess?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
And Rob, oh gosh, I think he's going to be
older than.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Shaggy six five Special File six.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
He's only fifty seven. Wow, young Shaggy Dragger. Yeah, another
birthday today. I'm just going to play you a grab
and see if you can work out who this is.

Speaker 10 (17:05):
Oh yeah, ah, that's how all he starts.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
But then later there's a running and.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
That's pretty well vacation. Those movies are oh, what's his name?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
No, I don't think that's him. Not Vacation.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
No, somebody I reckon the last In the last five years,
there's been death reports of this guy every couple of
years and they're always wrong.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
It's Jeff Goldblum. That was a scene from Jurassic Park.

Speaker 10 (17:36):
Yeah, ah, that's how he starts.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
There's running and screaming.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
He's in a Wicked part two, so he's not dead.
And yes, when I went down and interviewed them for
Wicked part one, he had said that a lot of
people thought he was dead.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yes, So there you go. I want to guess. I
want to guess on Jeff howld's Jeff I know.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
He years older.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Yeah, seventy, corey sixty three, you're off by ten years.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
He's seventy three. He's gone, all right, he's going.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
You mentioned yesterday was Martin McFly day. Yes, well Doc,
the guy who played Doc Christopher Lloyd. Yeah, from Back
to the Future going, he's up there when he was
old and Back to the Future.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, he was old. Back to the Future. Yeah, I
would go late eighties, early nineties.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Well you got to get him. Watch your number. I
don't know, eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Hating the Bustards.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
And oh Jesse who is the redheaded gay guy from
Modern Family.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Oh yeah, his birthday today.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Oh my goodness, Now he's younger, he'd be yeah, i'd
say fifty two, fifty fifty big today for him.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Yeah yeah, big one for him. And the last one
worth mentioning today is our former Prime Minister John Howard,
John Howard who was the Prime Minister of Australia between
nineteen ninety six and two thousand and seven.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
It's his birthday to day. How old is Johnny?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Johnny years old? He's in his eighties.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, eighty five, eighty five, corey seventy six.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Again, you're off by Daniear's eighty six eighty six. You
know what's funny though he's been retired now for.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Nearly twenty years.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Wow, and he's only what four three or four years
older than Trump?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Trump's Trump?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
And you know that if you're a liberal voter, then
John Howard was your beacon of light in the same
way that Bob Hawk was for labor.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
And you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
They talk about the old prime ministers. They were the
ones they talk about well.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
And I think John Howard the one thing that he
will always and one thing that no matter what whatever
he did, but he took he took the guns away.
It was John Howard. John how said that's it, no.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
More guns, Bryant in Tasmania.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I in our guns. And that was John's idea.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
And he did it straight away. Like I remember being
at an airport watching that unfold and just thinking what
has become to my country? Like why is this happening
in Australia. And then by the next week I've got goosebumps.
It was so decisive and so great.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Yes we all just did this where everyone went yep,
you're right, we don't want to do this.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
We don't want to become like a Rhemerica.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
He also did John Howard and google this treat yourself.
He also did an Opening Bowl one day for like
because he was a cricket tragic.

Speaker 8 (20:27):
Yes he did.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
It's the worst, it's the worst. I don't think he
even made it on the pitch like it came out side.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
I think it hit the middle and then.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
And he loved cricket so much. No ability, Yeah, he's
still there, he still goes. He still cricket.

Speaker 13 (20:45):
They're always putting up a video.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
I feel like even at eighty six they needed to
let him have one more go.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
It's unfortunate about our prime ministers. You know, back in
the day, Bob Hawk loved a beer. Yeah, I mean
he's famously drank a yard glass like straight off scull.
You know, John Howard was cricket. These are great Australian things.
I mean, Paul Keating was about French clocks. He's weird.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
He was, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
But like, think about our pre like the last grew
for prime ministers. What do you know them for? Maybe
rabbit o's I guess for elbow, yeah, sharks. Okay, no,
that's fair.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
We know him for going to Hawaii doing the fires,
k rud for blowing up on the on the plane,
having having tirades, not getting along with drug.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
The village idiots, quote unquote.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Julia, What did Julia do? I will not.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Be lectured about misogyny.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
By this man famous video.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Mind you, that was a pretty important speech, I will
say from a female perspective. She put what's his name?
Oh gosh, the marathon running prime minister for very long,
when he used.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
To lick his lips all the time.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
We can't go to someone to know.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
I'm horrible with this and I know who we're talking about. Yeah,
because he faces there.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, and you see him used see him any speedos.
It was fit as still is.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
I think he still runs. Well, you were so memorable
to us, my friend, whoever you were.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Oh, this is really frustrating me. Okay, I'm just that
fight out of the speedos is my brain. It's really disturbing.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
And he was precoo wasn't he? It's liberal? Come on,
I am trying to.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Hang on there. We go to Tony Abbot Abbot.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
The cricketers. I knew there was a thing tab.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
And who was the one between Scott Morrison and Tony
Abbot was there?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
What there was one in between?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Come on, come on, one of the Australia's richest men.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Malcolm fraser favourite thing was having no pets on.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Why we do that? He should be that he's one
of our richest.

Speaker 13 (23:08):
Trump's doing a great job over in a crack.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Didn't do well.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
People didn't care for him.

Speaker 13 (23:15):
No, you can't say the Golden age for a golden age.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Okay, let's stop now, thanks, now past Now, I know
that you two are never going to sit down and
listen or read Kevin Ferline's new book You thought you knew? No,

(23:41):
it's in response. Britney Spears had a book out a
couple of years ago. This is his version. I will say,
it's an easy I listened to my books. I get audible.
It's an easy listen. He's quite good at writing, or
someone's edited him really well. He's much easier to read
than Brittany was.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
And he read it himself.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
He did read it himself.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
What did Brittany is? She used Michelle Williams or something.
She used an actress for hers.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Which apparently there were too many things that were in
it that were too triggering for her, which really fine.
Now I'm going to take you through. There are twenty
five chapters in this book. For the last twenty four hours,
because it dropped at ten o'clock yesterday, I have been
listening to Kevin Federline almost in my sleep. I have
got up to chapter thirteen. So let me take you
through what I've learnt so far. He kicks off the

(24:26):
book with a huge justification for writing it. It does
not mention he's now off the payroll since his youngest
turned eighteen, but instead he said this, this is about.

Speaker 10 (24:37):
Finally telling my story, my version, in my words, because
everyone else has done it for me. The media, the blogs,
the Axis, the strangers, the jokes, the headlines. They all
had something to say about me, and I stayed quiet.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
I took it.

Speaker 10 (24:53):
I didn't correct the record. I didn't fight back, not
because I agreed, but because I was trying to protect
the people I love, trying to give my kids some
kind of a normal life, trying to avoid adding fuel
to the fire.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Film. No, mate, you just put a whole bunch of
petrel on it. I mean, how can you say that anyway?
He does dish the dirt. For example, listen to what
he says about Brittany and Justin Timberlake. This is what
happened the night before he as in Kevin and Brittany
were going to get married.

Speaker 10 (25:23):
We were staying in one of the bungalows at the
Fairmont in Santa Monica. It was supposed to be our
moment of calm before the storm, just us getting ready
to take the next step in our lives. I remember
jumping in the shower and when I got out, she
wasn't in the room. That's when I walked out front
of the bungalow and there she was, sitting out by
the planners, leaning up against one of the brick walls
that faced the street, and felt off. She was on

(25:44):
the phone. I figured she was talking to her mom
or her sister. When she got back into the room,
I could tell she'd been crying. I asked her, are
you okay? What was that about? She said she was
talking to Justin. She said she needed to call him
to end one chapter of her life before starting a
new one.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Plus so the day before you get married, you call
your ex.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
And this is a person whose life is so in
the public eye that getting quite one on one time
where there is no pepparazzis almost impossible. She had that
and yet Yeah, but this guy is not a saint
or a victim. He has made a ton of bad choices,
especially around his kids. Listen to this. He was with
actress Shah Jackson when he met Brittany, and he left

(26:26):
her right while she was pregnant.

Speaker 10 (26:29):
For two straight years, I was in nearly every tabloid magazine.
There was no escaping it. The spotlight was relentless, and
eventually it took a toll. I wasn't just famous, I
was infamous the minute Sharp spoke out revealing that I
had left her for Brittany while she was pregnant. I
became America's bad boy.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, that's world's bad boy. Really, that's like and you.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
Know, thanks, I've never heard of him. What does he do?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Well, he was a dancer.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
He was a dancer, I.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Mean, and he did Look, he did Pink's World Tour.
He's a very good dancer. He made his mark on
his own. But look, I'm only as I said, there's
twenty five chapters and I'm up to chapter thirteen. And
this is the first time that the cracks are real
starting to show. Now you need to realize they got
married after only five months together. They had two children

(27:16):
in quick successions, so much so that the youngest is
born two days shyer of the eldest's birthday first birthday.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Wow, so only a couple of months in between.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
But have a listen to him explaining when the cracks
started to show while Britney was pregnant with their second child.

Speaker 10 (27:36):
The way things ended between me and Brittany, it was abrupt,
but there were signs stuff I should have paid more
attention to. It was the drinking while pregnant that tripped
the first silent alarm in my head. And no, it
wasn't heavy drinking, but it was still drinking. She was
on medication at the same time. That mix was dangerous up. Honestly,
you're not supposed to drink when you're on meds like that.

(27:57):
A couple of glasses of wine for her would hit
like the whole bottle. Because of the medication. She was
taking prescription pills and washing them down with half a
bottle of wine, if not more. I'm not saying she
was pounding bottles every night, but it didn't take much
to notice something wasn't right.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
That's quite an accusation, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
So I will keep listening over the next twenty four
hours because the Craig is going to come. But that's
the kind of stuff you've got to listen.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Out for, and you will hear will have k Fed
on the show.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Now with the.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Podcast, you're very excited about this k fed book.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
You know, I took the bullet for you guys, because
I know you'll never read it.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Yes, you've got to taking a bullet when you get
in front of a bullet that you don't want.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
You wanted to.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Take a bullet, Okay, but this is for the show.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
You order it before it comes from the show.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
The show is about, although slightly different aim when Britney's
book came out, I will say that Karen Kevin's is
a much easier read than Britney's. Like it's interesting. He
drops names left front and center. So if you're into
the you know, certainly if you're a child in the

(29:12):
nineties and remember all Britney stuff. The book is called
you Thought You knew Now. He has made some big revelations,
particularly about her obsession with Justin tim Blake. This is
actually from the book The night before her wedding Togevin.

Speaker 10 (29:27):
We were staying in one of the bungalows at the
Fairmont in Santa Monica. It was supposed to be our
moment of calm before the storm, just us getting ready
to take the next step in our lives. I remember
jumping in the shower and when I got out, she
wasn't in the room. That's when I walked out front
of the bungalow and there she was sitting out by
the planners, leaning up against one of the brick walls
that faced the street, and felt off.

Speaker 8 (29:48):
She was on the phone.

Speaker 10 (29:49):
I figured she was talking to her mom or her sister.
When she got back into the room, I could tell
she'd been crying. I asked her, are you okay? What
was that about? She said she was talking to Justin.
She said she needed to call him to end one
chapter of her life before starting a new one, not before.

Speaker 8 (30:03):
That's odd.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
That's a massive red flag, isn't it right?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
And all that context, now that we know how much
those two have did based on each other in the
last twelve months, it's awful. So Kevin has done an
exclusive interview with us the Kiss Network this morning and
has given us an update on Brittany.

Speaker 10 (30:19):
Now, well, I mean, look, the situation is bad, and
I don't really want to dive into her privacy, but
I felt like I needed to tell the stories that
have happened and come forward and tell the truth and
just really ring the alarm and try to get some
support for my sons and the people that care about her,

(30:39):
because I'm actually terrified that something bad is going to happen.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Isn't that shocking? And the crazy is certainly detailed in
the book. Listen to what he says about her while
she was pregnant with their second child.

Speaker 10 (30:54):
The way things ended between me and Brittany, it was abrupt,
but there were signs stuff I should have paid more
attention to. It was the drinking while pregnant that tripped
the first silent alarm in my head. And no, it
wasn't heavy drinking, but it was still drinking. She was
on medication at the same time, mix was dangerous up. Honestly,
you're not supposed to drink when you're on meds like that.

(31:15):
A couple of glasses of wine for her would hit
like the whole bottle. Because of the medication. She was
taking prescription pills and washing them down with half a
bottle of wine, if not more. I'm not saying she
was pounding bottles every night, but it didn't take much
to notice something wasn't right.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Terrifying every night to take your pills.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
I think you could call it heavy drinking.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, Well, the one question we all want to know,
and we asked Kevin this morning. Did we do the
wrong thing by fraeing Brittany?

Speaker 10 (31:46):
You know, I think that stepping up and showing that
people care is important. Right at the same time, what
it caused, I don't think it benefited her. I don't
think it benefits my son's I don't because you know,
the finger pointing towards the people that actually love her
is really caused the situation to become what it is

(32:08):
right now, and it's like nobody knows hard to get her.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Hell, yeah, he's talking ball. He doesn't care, because why
would you release his book if you care?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's true, I mean that that is part of.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
And the timing because the fact that his kids are
no longer getting child support because they've turned eighteen, so
now he needs an income stream.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
And look, as you read the book, he details his
many bad choices you know, for example, that his partner,
Shaye Jackson, was pregnant with their second child, and he
decided to start a relationship with Brittany, then had to
leave the tour that he was on with Brittany to
make it to his second child's birth, and.

Speaker 13 (32:51):
Didn't four kids, three kids one of the way left
two more.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
It's a lot hard to imagine.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Anyway, if you love the nineties and everything that was
that whole catastropho for that decade, this book is definitely
for you.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Ron Now with the podcast.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Today, what about this?

Speaker 5 (33:15):
In eighteen seventy eight today was the very first game
of rugby played under lights in Salford, England, eighteen seventy eight.

Speaker 13 (33:25):
So rugby union and they said union probably, yeah, League
was nine eight.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah right, so league wasn't even around.

Speaker 8 (33:33):
It was yeah around, I think it was. Yeah. But
look the ashes are on.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
The ashes, but not talk about the cricket.

Speaker 13 (33:40):
Well that, yes, they are still on and they're in Australia. Yeah,
but the rugby league ashes are.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Back and I didn't exist.

Speaker 13 (33:48):
A lot of people have said and now I remember,
I've seen the jersey, I've seen phatos, but I just
I didn't picture it like I didn't realize it was
the ashes. I just I'd never put it to you know, together,
But do you let all.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Be a society?

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Did you reach that? I feel like that should have
let cricket. Let be a cricket thing, and let's choose
a new thing.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
That's the funniest, the funny part.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Like I was like, where's the where's the ashes part?

Speaker 8 (34:11):
Like crickets, the Bales.

Speaker 13 (34:13):
Yeah, you know, well, rugby league they had their own,
their own story and it was created in nineteen twenty
eight when the ashes of a rugby league ball were
sealed inside a small casket.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Okay, twenty eight it would have been it would have
been like a pigskin ball.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I was thinking today it'd be like a plastic thing
that melt.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
But yeah, I can't say.

Speaker 8 (34:34):
You know, that's from a good source.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Okay, Okay, that's Google, right, That's that's what I could find. Eight,
there's history.

Speaker 13 (34:41):
There's been thirty nine Ashes series, Australia winning twenty eight
of those in Great Britain, Well England nineteen Wow, so.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Very close we've done well? Is that surprising that I
thought we'd do better than that?

Speaker 3 (34:54):
To be honest, we won the last thirteen in a row.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Okay, that's why.

Speaker 8 (34:57):
So that's why they probably they got rid of it.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
What's the Australian.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Team called Kangaroos. Kangaroos.

Speaker 8 (35:04):
Yeah, they call the Kangaroos to well.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
And this next game is in in England.

Speaker 13 (35:10):
Yeah, the three it's a three series, three match series
and they're in England.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
So you see yesterday Reesey Walsh not only on debut
for Australia but also the poster boy, all the all
the all the Instagram, all the phototos, it's.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
All only playing. Yeah, he's only one playing.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah, it is just like it's.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
You said there were three other Broncos.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Who are they? Staggs Gamushiki Center.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
So basically our centers, our two centers are just straight.

Speaker 8 (35:42):
In, which is incredible. Yep.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
And Patty Big Patty Carrigan, he's going to play for Samoa.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
They played he had the choice on the week.

Speaker 8 (35:51):
Yeah, did you not watch the game?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
I think you've seen the game?

Speaker 8 (35:54):
Wi, I swear we spoke about it.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Okay, you don't remember a single thing that I talk
about with entertainment.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
YEA, probably just flip that you don't remember talking about
specific championship.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Try really hard to get involved.

Speaker 10 (36:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Yeah, there's a few Queenslanders. Well kind of Queensland is
playing for England as well. So you've got John Bateman
who plays for the Cowboys, he's playing for England.

Speaker 10 (36:22):
A J.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Brimson who's the Gold Coast Titans fullback, he's playing for England.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
And Herbie Farmer he is a Pommy but he plays
for the Dolphins.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
So they were born in England. The same kind of stuff.

Speaker 8 (36:35):
Yeah, there, heire one.

Speaker 13 (36:37):
So it's about where you're born and then you got
to pick your your nation.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
But you can choose you like if your mum was
born there, that'll do.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Never stepped on foot on the Motherland, but mom was
there a while ago.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
What a bloody lover Guinness Australia.

Speaker 8 (36:56):
I went back to the ancestores, is it?

Speaker 3 (36:58):
I love this?

Speaker 13 (36:58):
He's got to be a.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Waite said, let me know he was.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
You could have played if you could have found some
type of someone in the background, but you got nothing.

Speaker 8 (37:11):
I reckon grand able To would have told me what for.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, okay, so you get more.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Chance to play if you have another origin.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Yeah, because the Australian team. So it's harder to get into.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
If I'm honest, the talent now is it's ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (37:27):
It's getting a lot I reckon, it's getting a lot
harder to do that.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
So and oens Yeah, looking.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Forward to it.

Speaker 8 (37:35):
It's going to be really good.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Serious, but you can clarify that the ashes are not
the drry tippings.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Fortunately, I think we should make one disappointed.

Speaker 12 (37:48):
Now with.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Robin's news.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
This is kind of interesting. Nicole Kidman and Keith Open,
we don't really know what happened. I mean, Nicole fold
for divorcing Earth consolable differences. The word is she would
get back with him in a heartbeat. She thought they
were working out their problems. And now it's been revealed.
The truth behind one of his songs, straight Line, from
his latest album High.

Speaker 12 (38:17):
This is a little bit of it.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
It's interesting because he's saying that the song means that
I was wanting to break out of a soul sucking
routine that I was stuck in. He said, for anyone,
it might be a relationship, a job with creativity with yourself,
whatever it is. He says that the song feel about
feeling alive again and getting out from under the dark cloud.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
That's not very nice soul sucking routine.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
A Prince Andrew continues to be in trouble because two
big books dropped yesterday. Yes one was Kevin Federline, which
we've talked a lot about, ex husband of Britney Speers.
But the other one was Virginia Geoffrey. Now she is
the woman that was one of the victims of Jeffrey Epstein.

(39:21):
Her book Nobody's Girl has been released posthumously because sadly
she took her own life a couple of months ago.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Is she the one that you see in all the
photos with Prince Andrews.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
She's talked about. There were threes in the book she
talks about there were three separate occasions, including an encounter
with Epstein, which approximately involved eight other young women. And
the other girls all to be all appeared to be
under the age of eighteen and didn't speak English.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Why won't they release the files?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
You wonder why Charles decided to take away the Duke
of York titles from Andrew. I reckon the Royals were
given the heads up. What is far more serious is
that there are claims that Andrew asked the British police
to try mere campaign against Virginia. Yeah, if that is
proven to be truck, he may actually go to jail.

(40:17):
And if you think there's a royal title going to
protect you in Amsow, let's finish on a lighter note.
Apple Martin she is the twenty one year old daughter
of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. Her dad's a great singer.
She has appeared on stage at Canary Hall in Nashville
alongside a musical duo called Jade Street, and a lot

(40:38):
of people are likening her performance to a drunken karaoke singing.

Speaker 8 (40:58):
Oh I thought drinking makes you sound better?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah, only in your own head, in your own hand.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Because Gwyneth sang in the movie Duo's her mum.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
She yes, did duets for it was Yeah. Yeah, she
sang a lot and she could hold a note.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Okay, but that's auto tune. You don't actually know how
well they sing if it's you know, in real I mean,
I'm not dising Gweneth. She may well be able to sing,
but it would say, and you know, I feel sorry
for Apple. All of us do terrible karaoke. I mean
I do it every Friday on this radio station.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I can't sing.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
What's saying that we ignore in the name Apple that's
been around for twelve.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Martini, that's just.

Speaker 8 (41:40):
Away one.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
What's her son's name again, Moses, Moses, So you wonder
what she's that Martini, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
So one one. People have been given that name for
three thousand years.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
And is a very religious and important name in biblical history.

Speaker 8 (41:58):
Drink.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I guess technically the Apple was pretty important in the
Bible as well.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Now with the podcast,