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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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Speaker 2 (00:26):
Robin and Kibb Now with Choreos the podcast Good Day.
It's Robin and Kipp Now with Choreo. It's on demand
the podcast half Time Today. We've got a letter or
a card, a little.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Card to addressed to us Robin, Kip and Cory. But
I think it's specifically for you from it because it's
from a nine year old you had a lot to
do with a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Okay, yes, this could be really cute.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Could be it could be a report card. We'll find it.
We'll find it out at half time. Was that a
nightmare for you at school? Like report card time?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I don't. I think my dad just stopped reading it.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
Were the worst?

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Yeah, English everythingle One said, Corey doesn't said.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Still, Ory doesn't listen. Corey tries really hard but doesn't listen.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
And then it's better than mine. Mate.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Robin's just really was always like I'd get a B
and it's like, could could be an ap applied himself. Yeah,
if only you'd try.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
You must try harder, Do you just try?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
My mom is old?

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Yeah, he really tried hard, but nowhere did he say
anything to do with the question or because I'd just
go on, because I knew I'd get an effort and
I knew I'd fail completely with the answer. But then
he'd work out A and a D would give me
about a C class.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
That's actually brilliant, past clever, that's dumba's genius.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Now with Coy podcast, there's a club over in Perth,
the Osborne Park Football Club, which is pretty close to
the city. It's only like fifteen k's out of the
city and they look like losing their AFL license as
a local club because of what happened on Mad Sunday.
Now there's more to the story than I originally read,
because what I originally read was that one of the

(02:25):
players decided to turn up dressed as as the doctor
Stephen Hawking, who had the neurone disease, was in a wheelchair.
Oh he's a genius, he was genius, but yeah it
was it was wheelchair bound and he had the little
screens that did everything. And so someone turned up as
as that. You know, everyone goes fancy dress and so

(02:46):
one of the players is rocked up in a wheelchair
and you can't really do that anymore, you know, maybe
one maybe one time it was it was all right.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
But the reason I've just in reading further into it
is that the stuff they.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Had on the screen, I don't know why they had
they had kitty pawn on the screen. Well, okay, it's
not yeah, and I've only just read that element of it.
So and they left in the in the most absurding
They left the wheelchair there and then the cleaners came
the next day and saw it all.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
So did they put it on social media?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
And now that's become an issue that other people have
got upset about.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't think what was on the screens was on
social media. So that was there, but then it was
then so the police ended up investigating and all that.
So yeah, so that was so it's an obvious it's
a no brainer that But I don't know about the
football club because this is just one stupid player. Yeah,
how does the football club get canceled for what they've
been doing for the last thirty years?

Speaker 5 (03:49):
We're in that society.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
You think about the stuff that we did, all the
things that were on television. I mean, Michael Jackson for
goodness sake, his music is excellent, But you know what
about p Diddy?

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Is anyone you know grabbing his album at the moment.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't think anyone's played. I'll be missing you for
a while, have they?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Michael Jackson?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Somehow Michael Jackson slid through the keeper though, who still
played Michael Jackson?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, but this is different. This is this old team,
the whole football, whole club.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
Yeah, getting well banished I guess, yeah, from the league.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
They gonna lose the license.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, because the one dumb player and something really really silly.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
The player, Yeah, one hundred percent should be gone. Yeah, yeah,
but yeah, the club, I know, but uh yeah, you
can't be doing that, No you can't.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
But it does.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
It does get you thinking about things that we used
to be able to get away with back in the day,
even just TV only like a few years ago, I
mean Summer High Tight.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
How old was that?

Speaker 5 (04:48):
It's not that long ago.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
This is where Chris Lilly, who is brilliant.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
A genius, comedic genius.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Played all these different characters and and most of them
were fine, even though there was sort of on the cast.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
But then when he.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Went into racial like like with Jonah.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
That's when things got a bit hairy.

Speaker 8 (05:09):
Kids in the class don't even care because they're doing
their work and they're concentrating and it's boring, and all
of a sudden they get a joke and they just
get a little break from their work and they get
to laugh. So that's not If that's been disruptive, then
you that's not disruptive.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I know, because it's I know, it's not okay anymore,
but it was still funny.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
And it's just.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Because all of his mates were actual little tongue and
kids around him, and then he's just got this grown
man dressed as a tongue. And but you can't do
that anymore.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Do you remember the footage show? Do you remember how
much cross dressing there was? Born dressing up as Ginger Spice.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
The whole pedal dress about Mahatma Coach.

Speaker 9 (05:53):
That's right, there was a white guy pretending to be
an Indian on TV National.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
News News, Maddie John dress up as Red Dragon, Oh
Red Reagan.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yeah, he'd be canceled now.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
But just the stuff he did on the streets.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, oh yeah, go out on the street. Be inappropriate
with ladies.

Speaker 10 (06:13):
You can't, you can't And then you can't forget Yeah,
twelve Man, Oh yes, I mean I'm almost scared to
play twelfth Man now and used to be a normal hanger.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
But be that as it may.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
This match here today against the Aussies will be the
only thing on Pakistan's mind at the moment, especially these
two openers.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Was hea't It's making me decidedly uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Just you can't. You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
To be able to do that anymore.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Thirteen one o six five is our number.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Did you go fans addressed or something and you think,
oh man, I'd be I'd be canceled now I'll put
photos of that up or yeah, what did what have
you done that would have you canceled?

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Right now?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Prince Harry, feel free to call it any time.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
That's right. Thirty one six five rowing now with Coorios
the podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Things you did you know ten twenty years ago you
thought that was fine and funny at the time, and
now to get you canceled. You know we're talking about
the twelfth Man. Had everyone had those tapes in the car show, couldn't.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
The whole footy show? Every time football show is canceled?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Half the comedians back then.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yes, Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
There's a lot of comedians you know, have had to
go back and take take their stuff down.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, to avoid being canceled. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Can I just say before we get to these calls,
you know when I ask you deeply emotional questions and
you move away from the microphone. Yes, this is possibly
the only time that I've ever felt like I don't
want to participate really because I just the moral compass
on this stuff. Anyway, you have been warned and it
is all outrageous.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Adrian at a Leichhart, Hey, Adrian, Hey, how you doing good?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
What happened? What did you do to get you canceled?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Now?

Speaker 11 (08:04):
My fiance will well, he was projected about changing in
the world.

Speaker 12 (08:10):
Yeah, and so he decided he was going to dress
up the killer.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
People that changed the world.

Speaker 13 (08:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (08:18):
Yeah, his dad took him to the costume shop.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
This is where it gets so problematic because there are
adults involved who really needed to know better.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
But at the time the scenes all right, and now
you're like, oh, what was I What was I thinking?

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Leanne of Bodza, Hi, what did you?

Speaker 15 (08:40):
Back in two thousand and one, I had a work
Christmas party in Alice Springs and It was a dress
up theme with no actual theme, so low on ideas.
Last minute, I decided to use my horse, which was
on one side of the Todd River, and we dressed
up as a member of the KKK.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, so, I'm going to guess it's easy because you
had the pillow slips.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
But what do you what.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Would you do that? You would you do that?

Speaker 15 (09:13):
It seemed funny at the time.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Ye money, Oh man, I'm not much.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Great legs. What did you do well?

Speaker 11 (09:25):
Back in the day, like we're talking thirty years ago.
You had letter party?

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Remember, like, oh yeah, everyone come dressed. Oh yeah, like
the letter S or whatever.

Speaker 11 (09:34):
Yeah, I was invited to let a party for the
letter Pee.

Speaker 15 (09:38):
Yeah, so I thought I'm not going to.

Speaker 11 (09:40):
Like everyone will be princesses, pigs, pirates, you know. Like,
so I thought it would be funny if I dressed
as a penis.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Sadly, why is that the least offensive we have just
turned on?

Speaker 9 (09:57):
I've got no problem even twenty twenty five, if you
rock up at a party as a penis, I'm still
happy with us.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
It's a bad day.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
I would.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Did you end best dressed?

Speaker 16 (10:14):
Well? Everyone was mortified.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Can we stop.

Speaker 17 (10:26):
Now?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm so proud of myself because I'm not very good
when it comes to being handy, and I've been renovating
for the last three no.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
I'm terrible, absolutely awful.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
And the amount of times I've had to go to
Bunnings at Newstead and hire a ute for a day
just to get stuff done.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
He won't let me many times.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
But this time I was getting some dining room furniture
and I have a masda to the smallest type of
master around.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
It is a four five.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Door, but it's still a little car, and I managed
to fit the most extraordinary amount of furniture in the back.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
I did a little video. Have a listen. Okay, this
is a human game of gender.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I am in a masger to and we have successfully
managed to get a tulip table which is ninety centimeters,
four chairs and also two bar stools packed into the
back of this car.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
They said it couldn't be done, and they lied. I
can still see out the back.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
It was totally legal, had seat belts on, could see
on both sides mirrors.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
We actually I.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Bought the furniture, some of the furniture, and we had
to go and pick it up from a warehouse in Virginia,
and the guys are just looking at us because it's
my girlfriend Linda too, who's like five foot nothing and
as feisty as and they're going, you can't do it.
And I'm like, we care. And we're ripping off boxes,
taking off bubble.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Raps, shoving them in places. Yeah, I'm so proud of myself.
That is pretty good.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yes, thirty one sixty fives out number. Actually, if you
want to boast about what you managed to fit in
your car, because you see people trying absurd things. Like
even even yesterday at I was at Bunnings for a bitness,
there was a guy on the phone. He got to
his car, he must be talking to his missus, and
he's like shoving all this stuff and he had a pool,
like a kid's swimming pool, one of those little had
a slide in.

Speaker 9 (12:25):
It, and he's putting in the back of his shoulder
and he's like, na, he goes, well, I made it, he.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Said, strapped out the back of red flames.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
There's no way that he could see out of his
rear vision like there is taken out by a pool.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Everything people or things.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
The most you fitted into your car thirteen one oh
six five. We do have Red Hot Summer to a
ticket to give away that's coming up this weekend with
Crowded House, so that the most creative and.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
The person who has achieved the best results.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yes, we'll score those thirteen one six five Now with
Correos the podcast, Robin fitted a whole dining setting and
two barstools into a mass to achieve.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
This stuff very often, So when I do, I'm going
to crow about it as I want you guys to do.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Jackie of Ormo, what was it good morning?

Speaker 14 (13:19):
My son and his friend managed to fit a seven
eighth pool table into their high and accent.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Wow. Now that's what's a seven eighth pool table is
that it's.

Speaker 14 (13:29):
Just a slightly small than full size. I had to
dis mantle the whole thing and put it into the car.
I was away light.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Was it a proper slate one.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Because that's extraordinary.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, that's just the weight accents accent would have busted
out the.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Solid full assembly. Le let's go.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Peter of eight my Planes, what was it?

Speaker 17 (14:00):
Good morning? Guys?

Speaker 18 (14:01):
I actually had a big car and I soon do
your wex, but I had my three daughters in the
car bust their three friends and I fit a glass
outside tables six seted table setting in the car, so
effectively it was chairs and limbs.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Six people plus outdoor. Do I love it? It's like
n do it all in one trip.

Speaker 16 (14:25):
No child?

Speaker 13 (14:30):
Sharon of Belbourt Park, Hi, Yeah, we moved by my
daughter to Newcastles all her goods and chattles, including two
bedside tables and a queen post mattress in a holden Burna.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
You got a queen size mattress and a brina is magic?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Was there much out the back? Like did you have
to have a red flag to warn people?

Speaker 16 (14:56):
Well?

Speaker 19 (14:56):
We we wrangle the the mattress into a coil using
lots of tie down straps and got her to sit
in the front.

Speaker 13 (15:06):
While we got the door shut.

Speaker 19 (15:08):
And its like do not and back? Can you get
to Newcastle?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Everything just springs out the door and.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Rachel for runner downs? How many and.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
What was it?

Speaker 12 (15:27):
Eight people in a Toyota yaris?

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Now that is wild?

Speaker 16 (15:32):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Is there a couple of people in the in the
trunk there in the back?

Speaker 12 (15:36):
Yeah, there were two people in the one person. There
were three people in the back sea one person over
the top of them and then but yeah, we have
on the roof. Someone actually did attempt to try to
get on the roof but because the the refracts had
been taken off their ex.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
What were they trying to do? Get into the drive
in for free?

Speaker 14 (16:00):
Like?

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Where were they going with eight people in the yarras?

Speaker 12 (16:03):
They were trying to go home? They were drunk?

Speaker 4 (16:06):
You were going home.

Speaker 9 (16:09):
Garrison Yaris looks like a train in India.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Companyeople hanging off the roof.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Who do you want to I've got a double pass
to the Red Hot Summer Tour Presents Crowded House live
in concept.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
If that accent was doing a WHEELI the whole way.
Oh that's the late pool table, just a wait alone,
just to wait alone.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
I'll love to have seen it.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
That's Jackie had all my well done.

Speaker 13 (16:33):
Jackie, thank you.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I'll give it to my son Angus and Julius doing
the Church Mark Seymour with Vickar and Linda and the
Waves this weekend at Sandstone Point Tickets at Ticketmaster.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
So well done, Yes, thank you.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
What a show that'll be done six fifty four Ron
now with the podcast, so it's only just a couple
of weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Now we had Brisbane Speaker's birthday party.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Ever, it feels like so long.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, Cory organized everything for two hundred and fifty people
at Area fifty.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
One in Underwood.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yes, and we had a young Mackenzie come on board
as our party planner. He's a little bit of Mackenzie.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Is there nothing you like that I've said?

Speaker 18 (17:17):
Because lame?

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Everything you've said is lame. Yes, she was just like that.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
She was just making sure that everything was going to
be cool for the party.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
And she came and it seemingly, you know, Corey, you
delivered with the cake and the activities. But we have
received the sweetest little thank you card. Oh that's addressed
to all of us. It says it's from McKenzie.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Hey, McKenzie, good morning morning. Are you okay? If I
read your card to these guys? Okay?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
It says, dear Kiss team, thank you so much for
that opportunity.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
It was a lot of fun. The party was awesome.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Corey.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
You are no longer lame. Love from McKenzie.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
You're elevated out of lame. That is what am I now?

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Am I cool?

Speaker 19 (18:14):
Are you getting there?

Speaker 4 (18:16):
So you're not cool yet? You're less lame?

Speaker 11 (18:24):
Just cool?

Speaker 4 (18:28):
That stretch between lame and.

Speaker 16 (18:32):
Le lame.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
I'll take that.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Thank you, Thank you McKenzie, and thank you for everything
you brought to the party, all of your sass and
your fun.

Speaker 11 (18:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Did your friends have a good time, McKenzie.

Speaker 16 (18:46):
Yeah, they had so much fun.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Still doesn't get your past lame though.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Man, enough trying here, Okay, I'm trying.

Speaker 11 (18:54):
I think the birthday is cool, but I think you're
kind of light.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
The party is cool, but you're kind of like.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Call any time, McKenzie.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Thank you, You're welcome by Ron.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Now with the podcast, Thebbit's talk around this this Rebel
Rugby Union League which is planning to launch next year,
and they're trying to poach players from both rugby union
and rugby league. Even though the R three sixty is
a rugby union competition, they're still getting league players.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
I guess the skill set's very similar.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
And they're offering incentives for players to switch codes, including
tax free money and the ability to own their own
intellectual property, which I would imagine is a big kind
of deal, so that the club whoever you're playing for,
can't control a lot of the things.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Corey?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Like that?

Speaker 4 (19:49):
So does that. Do you know what that means?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Your IP?

Speaker 7 (19:52):
Yeah, it's like your individual like so your your portfolio,
your profile. When you sign out an old deal, they
own it, right, So you can't go out and get
your own deal outside of the game if they don't
approve it, or if it classes with A with A
it's all.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
It's so if let's say Ford Ranger wants to make
you the face, you have to go to the rugby
league and then they go, no, we're key of people,
No you can't.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
It's yeah, it's very hard. It's so much. It's so
hard to get things in.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Right, Okay, so that is valuable then having your own.

Speaker 7 (20:24):
Massive, massive We don't like the portion we you of,
say Jersey sales. Yeah, they don't put names in the
back because then, like they're do in America, because names
in the back, who sells more?

Speaker 3 (20:40):
It should go to that player, right, But they don't
do it.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
That's why they don't do it. Oh wow, that's interesting.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
They're also saying things like players won't have to live
in the city they're representing, although they're being offered residency
in tax havens.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Like Saudi Arabia.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Yeah, where you get your full income. You don't get tags.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Right, so I painhass got this deal? They're talking about
a three million dollar deal.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
That's what he's asked his managers asked for or something. Yeah.
That's yeah, that's look, that is that in itself that
free stuff. Yeah anywhere, that's.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Like, that's doubling your money straight up.

Speaker 10 (21:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
They're saying ten million dollars over two years because of
the kickbacks wow, and the lack of tax and owning
your own intellectual property. So if he were designed for
two years, that's ten million dollars. He could not what
the next five no, not even like how much. I mean,
he'd be one of the highest players at the box.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
He'd be at least one point one one point two so.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Years.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, that you go to six hundred probably around there,
you know.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yeah, So it's literally yeah, so about of that six hundred.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Versus half of what he'd make.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
So six hundred halfter tax versus three million with no tax,
that's five times.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
What he'd be getting paid. Yes, I mean would you
take it, Corey? If you if you were paying.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
I guess you didn't even flinch because look the what
you go through and unfortunately when you come out your
body is not the same, you know, not even close.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
You know, so look after yourself physically, mentally, your family.
You know, you can't go out and get normal jobs.
You can't go out if if your body can't move
great and like pain. You know, he's a great player
and he's been the top level so long, but his
body's starting to wear and tear.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
He's starting to getting negles. He's only twenty six at
the end of this year, you know.

Speaker 7 (22:29):
And in those years he's he's had six part of
the years that the Bronx he's got properly daily and properly.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
I think five times. He's been in the Daly Dallim team.

Speaker 7 (22:40):
He's been international, he's played Wales games, he's won Best Forwards.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
You know, players play.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
You know, what he's done in six years of rugby
league is incredible. And to have something like that and
the chance of losing them, oh, it's a massive loss
for NRL and and and the club.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, but you just said if he joins then he's
not playing for New Southwes state of origin.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
That's that's that's the good. It's only good.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
That's actually positive for question. Yes, But okay, so pain's
the only one that they can go. Yeah, everyone else
must oil on the broadcast row now with the podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yesterday the Brisbane to Gold Coast Ride for for Marta
Hospital for raising money for cancer research. Now we it
was a classic start for for us at five point
thirty start. I did get there before we took off,
although it did involve me running down Gray Street in
South Bank in cycling shoes and trying to get to

(23:47):
the start line because I got dropped and my uber
dropped me like a full kilometer from the start line because.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
The road was closed, dropped off right next to the tunnel.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah that's what I should But anyway, we got there
for the start and Corey and I were heading off
and with your mate Phil, who's a great bloke, Yes,
who's done big right, feels he's a pro.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
He's done like Brisbane to Sydney before.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
Yeah, yeah, I think three years ago he did these.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, but he knew what he was doing and and
we did not. But we and I I just didn't
have time to train.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
I didn't have time.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Between what well, doing the house stuff and you know,
having kids and all that. I just didn't have time.
So but just life and I just thought to myself, I've.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Done big rides before. I did that thing like eight
years ago.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
The prison go I'll be right, I'll be fine, and
so what happened and so then cut to the forty
k mark, which is where we had our first break.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
This is Corey talking to camera.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Don't where Kit White me is. I don't know where
Phil Kewy is. I've lost me saying these bo I
can't keep back.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Corey jump. Corey jumped on a peotone. This group went
by fast and Corey jumped on.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
I was sick way and I want to have a
crack because I enjoyed riding the bike at home and
I'm like, I haven't done a road.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Ride for eight years.

Speaker 7 (25:06):
So I just jumped on the back of them, and
I ended up realizing I'm like, I am going about
thirty I've about forty k's an how for like the first.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Forty k and then I stopped and I thought, I
wait for him here.

Speaker 7 (25:16):
I wasn't going to stop and about they up, I said,
I was that far front.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
It's playing good ten minutes and feel very kindly stuck
with me, winging hey, I wasn't wining. I was just like,
I just what I noticed is that I could ride
okay until we got to just the slightest incline them
five degrees five.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
You're on slow right there, you're on the bike lane, sorry,
the bus lane. And then you cut off and went
over the hills.

Speaker 7 (25:46):
Yeah, it was in all the bad We're going over
and back and across the highway, but not on the highway.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
It was like the roads next to them sort of.
It was all blocked off.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
They had coppers everyone like block and road pedestrians cars,
so we'd get free run pretty much.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
And so the by the by, I think about the
sixty K mark I started. Every time i'd lift my
leg up in a pedal, I'd feel just a little
twinge of a cramp, and then it sort of got
worse and worse, and by the time we got to
our second break, so it was about seventy five k's yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, seventy eight, seventy eight k mark?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, what were seventy eight? Twenty two to twenty two
to I fetch you?

Speaker 11 (26:27):
I reckon.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
A pin.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Just know where I can go that doesn't crack.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Yeah, I'll see if we can make it.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Started, it wasn't well.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
I got to the point where I couldn't pedal without cramping,
and I couldn't stand up because both of our backsides
were so sore from not writing properly. Oh yeah, that
I couldn't stand up in the pedals to give my
bum relief because then both my legs were cramped and
collapsed back down on the bot.

Speaker 7 (26:53):
Yeah, and we took off again, and then after about
two or three k I was slowing down.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Phil and I were slowing down.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
I looked at my watch and it gave us how
fast were and we dropped below ten k's and yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
He kept just at the at the eighty two mark.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
I just at eighty two k mark. So technically I
was in the Gold Coast, so I had ridden to
the Gold Coast. But eighty two k mark I could
not pedal at all or move in any direction without cramping.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
And I thought I was going to fall onto the road.
I was that much part.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
But you only had eighteen to go, I know, but
at ten k's an hour, it was going to take
me two more hours. Yeah, and these guys was waiting
for me, and I was like, you know what, I'm
wrecking your ride. And I knew that we had Phil's
sun coming to pick us up in the.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Car, and I was like, what am I doing. I'm
wrecking your day. I'm not going to achieve anything other
than hurt myself for the next two hours. So I
just stopped. I stopped at some shops at Hope Island.

Speaker 16 (27:48):
Sees that.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah, I just I hopped off the bike. I nearly
fell off the bike, and I just said, yeah, you know,
I'll just get I'm jasper to come pick me up.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
I started cramping and I went was contagious, and I
just went I got to go. So I just gone.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
I left Phil Are you bolted?

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Just to get that eighteen case down?

Speaker 7 (28:07):
Doing the last eighty and k going thirty and I
just had to go because both everything was gone and
if I stopped, just seese and we finally got there.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
We got there, a man down there one I didn't
make it. It's it's a good aping by. We got
to thank him. He jumped on board.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Didn't have to thank you, mate. I had very disappointed.
We'll have to do it next year. I can't stand that.
I that I didn't make it, So we'll have to
do it next year.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Will you train next year?

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yes, heavily, at least what Now podcast.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Right now though, So you found you found a box,
Robin when you're cleaning up.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
So it's so funny because we were talking about this
on Friday with the Circle of Trust and how your son.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Raffi, who's six, got scared and was waking you at
two o'clock in the morning because he was scared.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
To go the toilet. Yeah, scared of monsters.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
And I was doing that.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I've been moving stuff around because my reno' is now finished,
and I found this box that's just labeled personal and
so I opened it up and there were beautiful things
like from my boys. There were the photos of their
first scan.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
When I was pregnant.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
There were their little arm and wristbands for when they
were in hospital. But I found what was for probably
five years of our lives. Now I'm talking when my
boys were five, three and one. This box would go
everywhere with us because my kids, as I've talked about before,
two of them sleepwalked, and they all had night terrors

(29:35):
and would wake up saying that the monsters were in
their bedroom.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
This is what you're holding right now.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
You're holding this tiny.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Little box that's got it's made of like straw or paper,
and it's got colors.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
On it and faller than a ring box. It's tiny, Yes, it's.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Tiny, and my mum brought it back from overseas because
I was at my wits end and I didn't know
how to calm the kids down. And you know, the
monsters were so real in their lives. Now in this
box is a group of tiny little figures and they
are like they're made of cotton, are they?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah? Just little little.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
People, two centimeter tiny people. And what we worked out
was that I was able to and their dad was
telling them that when we weren't there, these little people,
if they were hidden under their pillow, when the monsters
came and they were asleep, they'd grow to like those
things that you see at car yards and the monsters

(30:35):
would be scared. And honestly, it didn't take much. And
one of my boys would actually tell them little secrets.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
The little people, the little people.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
So when we do the bedtime stories at night, and
then we'd get these little people, and he'd picked the
one that was going to be the most fierce, and
it was usually this blue guy because he had a
fierce face, and he'd.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Say to him, if the monsters come today, can you
make sure that you roar really loud?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
But don't wait.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
My brothers and so anywhere we went, this little box
of people came with them.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Then that's that is smart, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Have you done anything.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
I haven't tried anything. No, No, I've gone. Yeah, I've been.
I haven't been great with the monster scaring away. I've
actually she said, you shouldn't be scared of monsters, mate,
you should be scared of me.

Speaker 16 (31:30):
I'm so mad at you for.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Waking me up.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
I should not be the case with Siena.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
I know, yeah, you're right. Okay, I need to come
up with something.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Well, I remember Monty, this is all fair wall a game.

Speaker 17 (31:42):
Now.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
I think she might have been three, and that monster
stuff started happening, and it happened maybe twice, and I
was like, nah, I can't do this. So I remember
walking into a room the second night and I was like,
where are they going.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
To get them?

Speaker 7 (31:58):
So she's in there in the closets, in the closet,
and I just started making noise and scared.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Gone.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
I said, you went and fought the monsters.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
She couldn't trust me.

Speaker 7 (32:10):
Bed next day, I was like, I can't let this
stuff happen. So I walked into her room before I
put it a bed and close the door.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Says what I said, I'm getting rid of them. Check
if there's anything there, they're not going to be there.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
And I made heapster noise and like rustle and stuff,
and I said, they're gone. And then the next day
she goes you check. I walked in and I walked
raight back out. I'm like, they're not there anymore.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
They're gone before the monster and it actually works. Wow,
because I think you just got to get they're back
on their level.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
And they believe you because you're their hero, you're their dad.
You just got to scare the monsters away, all right.
You could use anything, Kip, you could use spray.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
You could use spray.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Monster truck that has special powers.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yes, El Toro Loco can take down the monsters.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Okay, it's like, hu, she's got the avengers in his room.
So he's fine.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, the phones are lighting up. So what did you
do to chase away the monsters? Thirty one oh sixty
fives out number Roun. Now right now we're talking about monsters.
If you've got young kids, you you would probably be
in the thick of it as I am.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Yes, So RAFFI six year old needs some ideas were
rather dad does?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, how to convince him that the monsters are gone
and that I've taken care of them?

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Yeah, so you've got a choice between us. I've got
little people.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, I mean that's not bad, the tiny little people
under the pillow that can expand sizes while you're asleep.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Box.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Yeah, Cory just takes him out because their kids it's
just so scared of him. They just know the monsters all.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Run they believe.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Yeah, yeah, Mark, what funny? Hill's what do you got Matehi?

Speaker 17 (33:57):
Guys there you going a tough childhood anyway. So I
was raising a foster family, and I was scared of
the under the bed and the dark. So my foster
family came with the idea, did put a side light
in my bed? Every day I go, I catch the sunlight.
I put it in in my bed and that way
wasn't dark and the booiman couldn't come out sunlight.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Was it actually a torture.

Speaker 14 (34:23):
Light.

Speaker 17 (34:24):
I had to catch it through the day my bed
nighttime and I should sleep walk. Used to have all
the problems and so yeah, that's so cute.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Tony and Petrie, What did your twenty eight year old son?
What happened with him?

Speaker 15 (34:41):
What happened?

Speaker 16 (34:42):
Good morning everyone, So little fella. He was five at
the time, so it must be that age thing. But
he was so terrified, would not sleep in his room,
absolutely convinced monsters are under the bed. So we went
to a fragrant shop and just pought lavender spray. Every morning,

(35:04):
every night before we went to bed, we'd spray the
lavender spray and special spray. He got over it because
the spray calm, the lavender, the monster and it was
just lavender spray, so it was nice and coming to him.
The monsters were calm and they're all fine. But just
recently cleaning out the bathroom at twenty eight, we found
his monster spray. Even funny because he was so excited

(35:27):
to show his wife this is my monsters.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Did the smell have something familiar for him?

Speaker 16 (35:37):
Just lavenders?

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Yeah, it was a nice spell. So okay, there you go,
all of these.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Don't mind that sunlight.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
Yeah, the spray, yep, you got the little people, little
people and shadow shadow boxing in the cupboard.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Okay, I reckon, it sounds like it's taken care.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Of Can you please put a record on when you
shadow Box

Speaker 4 (36:01):
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