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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Robin and Kid Now with Koreos.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The podcast it's Robin and Kidd Now with Choreo. It's
the podcasts on demand.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yes, so I don't read a huge amount of books
that I listen to audio books a lot. I don't
actually get stuf.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm stuned to hear the Cory doesn't read a lot
of books.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
You don't even get audio books.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Do you read books? You read and stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Manuals, electrical things and crypto stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I read novels as well. Yeah, I read novels. I'm
reading a book about Mongolia at the moment, like it's
like a fictional but a historical fiction. Oh wow, I'm
interested in that. So I can't sleep unless I read
for at least five minutes. Oh my goodness. Switches my
mind into a different zone. Otherwise I'm thinking about five lines.
I'll be done. You're done. That's five minutes. No, I
(01:03):
read all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh I did not know that about you.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah you're fast. No, I'm not a fast reader. Yeah,
i'll take a bit in. Yeah, I take it.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Okay, Yes, stunning to me. But there is one There
is one author, and I read his book last year
and I gave it to everyone I know, because it's
just the coolest book ever. And it's called The Happiest
Man on Earth?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yes, is that Dala Lama?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No, it's a guy called Eddie Jack who and I
want to he died I think last year or the
year before, at age one hundred and one.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And he was in the ol Switch. He was the
one guy who escaped out of our switch during the
Second World War, but realized that if he didn't escape
back in he would die, so managed to escape out. Yeah,
and he realized it was such hostile territory anyway. He
ended up moving to Australia.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, And he refused to.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Talk about the Second World War until about ten years
ago when he wrote this book. And because this week
marks the eightieth anniversary of the liberation of out Switch,
I want to play you this absolutely Pearl of Wisdom
halftime in the podcast, which all of us should follow.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Now cos the podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
And I'm guessing Robin that you're very excited about the
re emergence of Maths.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
My life is complete?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Are sure?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I love it? My youngest son his American girlfriend. I
got them to come over and sit on my bed
and eat ice cream and watch Maths. And she's going
I cannot believe the show show.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Everyone says they can't believe that show because of bad
It is.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
No, no, there are Look, there are terrible people that
drive you insane, but then there are heartbreaking stories. And
I want to play you what happened last night truly
will break your heart. Let's start with Katie. Now, Katie
has been single for ten years. She's a Queenslander from
your Monday.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's like it's not suppressed able happened this way, right?
He meant to fall in love and then.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Do it, but nobody fall in love with me.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
So just feel like a.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Fraud because like someone's host love you first.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Nobody loved me enough to do this.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Now I have to.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Trap a stranger into it.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
So we all feel really sorry for Katie. Right, she
gets matched with a guy called Tim, and coming up next,
we are going to play you his reaction when he
saw Katie for the first time.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Let's do it right after this from Alex Warren, I'm
going to I'm assuming he's an ahole, but that's just
what Yeah, Okay, now with the podcast, are you talking
about maps? Straight into the controversy with the first couple,
Katie who's from you. Mundy, who has a lot of
(04:13):
body confidence issues, were shunned as she walked down the
aisle by Tim who just basically never gave her a chance.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
No, and he's said he was a nice guy. He
said he was the one that everyone had done, you know,
done the dirty on and he was looking for heart
and compassion and it just wasn't the case. I want
to know, like, how important is physical attraction?
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Tammy Avormo, Hi, Look, I met my partner and we
didn't have a physical attraction straight away, but a personality
compatibility beyond anything I've ever experienced, and an emotional connection
so deep that yeah, we just had to give it
a go.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
How did you get over it? How did so were
you were your workmates or something? How did you have
to get past it?
Speaker 8 (04:59):
Well, we met through a singles group and became friends,
and we just couldn't deny the fact that we got
on so well, and we had so many likes that
were similar, and you know, the attraction's grown and as
you get older and we're in our fifties now, you know,
compatibility is so much more important than attraction.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Was he attracted to you?
Speaker 9 (05:22):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
He was?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Okay, so it was it was the other way that
you were just like, yeah, you're nice.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Correct, So he wore you down, That's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
It shows over time, you know, it's more important personality.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Over time, you can wear someone down.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Well, he done well.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Thirty one sixty five is our number if ever you
want to get involved with the show.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Hey, Mass of Chapel Hill, Hey, Robin, Hey guys, Hey going.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Hey Matt, good now it says here our producers are
telling us that you were going to be on Mass.
Speaker 9 (05:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
So I applied for MATHS after our separation and I
got on. It was a six month grilling process to
actually get to the final stages, and then two weeks
before meant to be going down, the girl that they
paired me up with actually pulled out, which was fine,
(06:17):
didn't really bother me. I took that as a sign.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
And so what that means. So once she pulled out,
they just said, right, you're not on.
Speaker 10 (06:24):
Yeah, they didn't have a back up, so they went
with another pair.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
So, Matt, did you go through the whole process and
film all the stuff with the experts and then talking
to you and getting ideas about who you were as
a person.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
There was a six month process of application, psychology test
for the cool contracts, all of that. The two weeks
before I was meant to go down was meeting the
experts and discussing all of that, and then that's when
they actually.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
Had the idea of who they paired you with.
Speaker 10 (06:54):
Yeah, and then they fined and just said, unfortunately Pairs
is no longer available and we haven't been able to
repair you.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
I used to be a little bit superficial with the
whole looks thing. Yeah, and I met this beautiful girl
Instagram out fifty thousand followers, and let me tell you, you
know it looks, yeah, they do matter, but you know,
personality is definitely way better and way more attractive because
after you know, four to six months, she was the
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ugliest thing I've ever seen in my whole life.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, because her personality was nasty.
Speaker 9 (07:34):
But she was nasty.
Speaker 10 (07:36):
She was a gas lighter. She was superficial. She was
only interested in you know, money, nice plays, fancy restaurants,
weekends away, just yeah, nothing that is lifelong or sustainable.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
So matter you single?
Speaker 10 (07:53):
Now, No, I'm not a beautiful girl now, beautiful Norwegian girl,
And let me tell you her personality is Yes, she's beautiful,
but her personality is amazing. She's funny, she's kind, she's smart. Yeah,
it's it's been taking me a while to find someone,
but yeah, I'm finally there.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Sounds like didn't go to show.
Speaker 10 (08:18):
Yeah, I actually told her about not going on the show,
that going on the show, and she's like, I'm so
glad that you didn't, because if you were single and
told me you went on that, we.
Speaker 11 (08:28):
Were to be here right now.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Can I ask you what season this was?
Speaker 10 (08:37):
I was the tenth season, so a couple.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Of years ago.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Did you watch it with interest? And thinks, thank god.
Speaker 10 (08:45):
I didn't. I didn't watch it because I was a
little bit po so like, no, I'm not, I'm not
watching it. But I did start watching this one last night,
and yeah, I do feel very sorry for that girl.
And that guy did came, yeah, Katie, and he did
paint himself out to be this really nice guy, but
soon as she walked down the aisle, you could see
(09:06):
his face and he was disappointed.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, and he was an ugly man on the inside.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
He was ugly on the inside, but then you know,
the morning after their first night, he's ugly on the
outside tell us.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
I love you guys.
Speaker 11 (09:26):
Running now with Coorios, I went across the weekend rob
to my little local cafe on Oxford Street Will's Cafe,
and it's it's you.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You would love it. It's a mother and daughter team
that run it. And they are just the classic cafe
owners where they know everything about everyone.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
They know their order, know your order, your name.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I saw them saying, oh, happy birthday for last Saturday, Gerald,
and I'm like, I can't even remember my family's birthday
and they're remembering strangers. They're the opposite of me. They
care about everyone. What happened? So Amanda was telling me
because I know that they'd become Luke Comb's fans. And
I was asking a Manda how the show went everything
she said, can you believe my cousin got kicked out
(10:12):
for dancing? And the video of her getting kicked out
is going viral on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I'm just trying to find it.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
What did she do?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
She was just it looks like just standing in a scene.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
There's different theories about was she dancing to sex?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Here?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Was that the problem? So as far as I know
her cousin Joline, who now has like a million TikTok
followers out of this, like it's gone absolutely viral. Was
dancing not to Luke Combs, so the pre Jordan Jordan
and was asked to leave Sun Corpse Stadium. And we
have Joline on the show and on the phone right now.
(10:45):
Hey Joline, Hey.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Guys, how are you?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Mate?
Speaker 9 (10:51):
I tell you listen. I was literally just having the
time of my life. I was dancing to one of
my favorite artists, Mitchell Tenpenny, yeah and yeah. And then supposedly,
obviously on my TikTok, I've got a lot of people
saying that the lady in the pink dress behind me
had gotten me kicked out where you can see the
security guards talking to her. She obviously didn't like my dancing.
(11:13):
They were like pretty much right behind me. Anyway. There
is another video of me walking out of the stadium
because I was going to the toilet, and then as
I had walked out of the toilet, the security guards
called me over and there I call, We're really sorry,
we're going to have to get you to leave. Wow,
And I'm like what why? Like and then there's been
a complaint about you dancing and stuff when I was like, oh,
(11:35):
so yeah, I didn't even get to see Luke holmbs.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Okay, were you drunk?
Speaker 12 (11:41):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (11:42):
I had a few drinks, but I wasn't. You know,
that's just me normally.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I've seen your TikTok and you seem like you like
a Bundy rum. I mean, with a name like Joline,
you had no choice but to be a country music fan,
did you?
Speaker 9 (11:55):
Absolutely? Absolutely? I loved my country music.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
That just sounds so severe, it doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It just sounds so unnecessary. But because it's gone viral,
what's happened?
Speaker 9 (12:07):
So pretty much like, well, oh so what happened? So
I actually had a message from Mitchell Tenpenny's team giving
me tickets, giving me meet and greet tickets and concert
tickets to Sydney this Saturday.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Wow. So they must have seen the video because it's
had like two and a half million spins.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
They actually reposted my video on their on their Instagram page.
So it's it's just it's on every platform of social media.
It's it's crazy how I never expected this.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
So you're heading off to Sydney to see it all again?
Speaker 9 (12:41):
And yeah, yeah, and then I'm also going to hopefully
try and get myself to Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Through Yeah, now are you going to go? What? What
are those seats? Are they standing so you're allowed to
stand and dance or okay?
Speaker 9 (12:54):
So I did actually ask them what seats they were,
and the lady couldn't actually give She said they're usually
really good, and I was like, well if possible with
gad like yeah, really great.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You sound like you can't be in a seated section, Joline,
What is the what is the etiquette though? If you're
seeing a show and you're loving it and there's a
big song on and you're in the seated section, is
it okay to dance?
Speaker 7 (13:17):
No?
Speaker 9 (13:17):
I actually have no idea, but I was pretty much
the only one well was I was just enjoying myself
too much. I didn't really care about what was around me.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
It may have been the fact that the Bundy Rum
might have been behind. Yeah, Jarline, you're the one laughing now.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Right, Yeah?
Speaker 9 (13:41):
Absolutely, And I've got a win win situation here because
I'm off to Sydney.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
You have to Sydney well, Joline.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
Yeah, thank you guys?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
On you now what you what are your reckond rob?
What is the etiquette?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Like?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Are you're supposed to because I feel like, if you're
at a show and there's a song that's made for dancing,
even if you're in the seated section, aren't you supposed
to get up?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I'd suggest that it's possibly a little more than just dancing.
What Joline did, Yeah, well maybe, I mean I just
cannot imagine that you'd get chucked out And it might
have been accidental, but she may have. In fact, that
dress that woman was wearing might not have started off.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
As pin might have.
Speaker 9 (14:15):
Dots.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Now the podcast, Now there is talk of a big
cyclone forming up north. There's three tropical lows and one
of them is very likely, if not all three very
likely to form a cyclone.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Aren't they like weeper Townsvillain. Then there's one off the
Coral Sea.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, the usual suspects always those places. Have you ever
been through a cyclone?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I have in Fiji? All right, yeah, yeah, And we
went for a week holiday and my mom was like,
it's so cheap, and then we worked out why the
cycling season and it was one of those last minute
deals because everyone else could see the cycle, right, she's
not my mom.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, she didn't realize that. No, But we had like.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Four good days and then three bunked down with the
windows covered. I mean they did open the bar and
give free booze, which is a fourteen year old was
very exciting.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
They didn't give you free booze.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah they did.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Mom didn't.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I mean, mum probably didn't know. But my sister and
I had a krakendg.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Well, your mum's parenting is very very interesting to me.
Let's get into that another time. But it's sort of
it's almost like that's the that was the theory of
that or not the that was the basis of that movie,
The Perfect Storm, remember that George cleaning, Mark Wahlberg, no antenna,
(15:38):
no radio, We're not going to teach scheduy there fishing
and they had three storms all around them that per
that formed the one big perfect storm and they lived.
It's okay, spoiler alert, Well didn't they? No, I don't know.
I haven't seen it. You haven't seen it. No, I
guess you've had twenty years to see it, so it's
not really a spoiler. No, they did not live.
Speaker 9 (15:59):
Robert.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
No, Wow, that's a bummer.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
It's a tragic movie. It's pretty good. It's a good movie.
But as you were, but the name of the cyclone.
So as they name cyclone cyclones, you know, they go alphabetically.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yes, and they're male female female.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
So the last cyclone was cyclone Paul, which is interesting.
That's what we used to call my dad when he
was on a tear, cyclone Paul, when he was furious.
Cyclone Paull's coming, guys, get out of the house.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
Or so.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
The next one begins with the letter R don't and
it's a woman. It's not cyclone Robin. So cyclone Robin. Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Is it spelled with an eya or what?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
R O b y? And it's not perfect, but it's
pretty bloody close.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
So is it? Is it Robin?
Speaker 8 (16:47):
What?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Then?
Speaker 5 (16:48):
What?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I guess they skipped the que for some reason. They
go straight from Peter Peter.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
You've done Quince and Quincy.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, I don't know that it's a Mareen Yeah, Sean, sure, no,
it's not going to be sure so sure, Yeah. I
saw the list of the what's next? Yeah, look, can't
you just take the cycle of Robert? What do you
need to upgrade? It's enough, it's your bloody name all right.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Here now with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Halfway through the podcast.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Okay, you've got to get the book. It's called The
Happiest Man on Earth and it's like really thin. It's
the easiest to read.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
I can read it, and then she can just explain.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Yeah, and it's this guy who is Jewish and got
put into our switch, lost all of his family, ended
up escaping, then having to break back into the concentration camp.
He survived the Second World War, I know, ended up
getting married and coming out and living in Australia and
started to talk about his experiences and the things that
(17:45):
he learned about life. And this little pearl of wisdom
is just glorious.
Speaker 13 (17:51):
You must not hate you see, I don't like this person,
but you don't hate.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Hate is a disease.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It is Troye first, your enemy.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
But you also.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Just toys you.
Speaker 13 (18:08):
They asked me, what is my secret? My secret is
a good wife and friendship. Friendship you cannot buy. When
I was eight years old, my father says to me, Eddie,
there's more pleasure in giving than take it.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I saw it is cuckoo.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
No.
Speaker 13 (18:28):
Now that they have children, grandchildren and great cat child, what.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
You give you get back?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
You give nothing, get nothing back. This is important. I
want to teach you. All the people who are younger.
If you don't learn from us, they will not be
a future.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Isn't it amazing? I just love him? So yeah, the
happiest man on Earth is super easy, raid Corey, super
easy and really interesting. And if you like his historical stuff,
yeah it is in fiction. It's real life, real life,
the words of wisdom to live by.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I love.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
I couldn't agree more with him.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Okay, well, I'll get you the book and you can
read it.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Come on, you can, I'll try.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
It doesn't the backbook, just explain.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I'm going to buy it today. I've got to got
an intro for some other stuff. I'm going to buy
you this book and I just just try.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Okay, this is going to be talked to.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
And you can't get teaging to read it and then
tell you yes, Okay, that's not allowed.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Now with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Now, I heard the Cory this will be fun. I
heard that Cory yesterday on the show Drop this Little
Bomb show. You can't tell you can't say these things
on the Shark.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
How big are these bendy busses?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
They're big?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Are they going to go getting around?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
They're on those channelly bits that are made for the busses.
Have you ever caught a bus?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Cory not in the last twelve years.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
But I've been on one train and two buses.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
You need me to say bus lanes, Alana said it
channel channel. So you haven't been on a bus and
at least at least a decade when if you've been
on a bus, I think I've been on one more
recently than that. When you're going on a bus, deflect you.
(20:17):
We're reintegrating you into society. You've had too long as
a Bronco. You need to see what it's like to
be a normal person. So today we're sending you to
Mount Gravat and you're going to jump on a bus,
maybe the brand new Darren Lockier, but I live in
nevertheless and his germophobe.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
This is going to be so.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Pack your things because we're going to you're going to
go early soon like I'm going. Now, you're going. Now
you're on You're going to take a bus. Well, we'll cross,
we'll cross you from the bus and we'll see what
it's like to be a normal person.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Why not, you'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Don't do anything.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Bronx fans out there and they didn't.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Have anywhere, go on, get on the bus now the
podcast before, he's still in the studio with us, but
he is heading out shortly to take a bus because
we know he hasn't taken one for more than a decade.
You send you out to Mount Gravatt, where you'll take
the bus lane. You might even ride the new Darren Lockyer.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Wouldn't that be fun?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
That'd be good.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I'm not going to say that.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Actually, why so you want to ride Darren Lockyer? Six
five is our number. And I do love the fact
that we just talk about getting on a bus and
then people feel the need to tell you their horror stories.
Please keep them coming, if such a thing exists in
your world, Emma of Mauntgravat what happened.
Speaker 12 (21:43):
I got on a very crowded bus in Sydney once
and everyone was standing and a man got on and
kind of standing with us and just started to urinate
all over the floor. I'm going to and he kept
eye contact with us the whole time. It wasn't like
an accident. He was he just I think he was
enjoying the fact that he was on everybody.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Did he have it out? No, just in there.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
It was so drunk.
Speaker 12 (22:14):
No, No, I think those people that had, you know,
a bit of a kink and they just had to go.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Contact the eye contact. That's too far, isn't it. Lucy
had a Carena Heights. You got a public a bus
story for us?
Speaker 14 (22:34):
Hey, guys. Yeah, one time I was on a bus
in Nable and I looked next to me and the
person on the bus was clipping their toenails and like
scraping them.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
And what were they doing with the toenails that were
coming off the clippers?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Who knows?
Speaker 14 (22:53):
They were just flying around just letting them.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Been hit by a toenail.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
That is a direct hit.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
That's a direct director. That is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
It's disgusting anyway, Sure, I'm going a second.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
What Jack, Jack? This is our own Jack Jack. Okay,
hang on, Jack one of our tech team. Jack is
one of the guys responsible for putting us to where
he does all of our computers and things like that.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
We just got a note from the producers to say, Jack,
what did you do on a bus? This is very
embarrassing for a big night.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
I may or may not have pud my pants on
a bus. Yes, fell asleep, woke up, tried to just
let out a cheeky fart and oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
My pants and I had to waddle home.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Oh my god, did were you living with mum at
the time?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I was, how is mum?
Speaker 6 (23:48):
I haven't pud my pants since I turned thirty I
was twenty nine.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I think that's a good app that was a couple
of years, and that's your last one forever, hope.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
So I truly hope that's a good night.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Thanks to throw in here. Not anticipating. Thank you mate, Well,
I wish.
Speaker 11 (24:13):
I knew that.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Good luck on the bus, I'm not going.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
See your man.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Okay, we'll cross to you from the male.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Come back, it says, it says, Corey may return.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
May return.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Let's see Rob now with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Coreyo its is not in the studio with us because
he's he's seeing what it's like to be a normal person.
We've got him out on a bus this morning. People
called with some encouraging stories.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Early Emma of Magravat what happened And man.
Speaker 12 (24:46):
Just started to urinate all over the floor and he
kept eye contact with us the whole time.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Lucy at a Karina Heights one.
Speaker 14 (24:53):
Time I was on a bus. I looked next to me,
and the person on the bus was clipping their toe enail.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Okay, thing on Jack one of our tech team for
the big night.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
I may or may not have my pants on a bus. Yes,
fell asleep, woke up, tried to just let out a
cheeky fight.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
And oh my god, I'm not going to be able
to look at Jack the same knowing that, Well.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I think Jackie is standing beside Cory. We released him,
out him public excellent.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
So Corey, you're at the garden sitting right now. Yeah
I am.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
And look I don't think you understand how beat this
place is a Yeah, an alphabet as an alphabet of
like bus pickup zones, and I just know the alphabet.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Like a couple of years ago. Yeah, this is going
to go. Well, do you know what letter? What letter
you need to be because apparently you need to.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Take you need to get on the one one one
to King.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
George Square said one one one, No worries here. So
there's one, two, three, four, five, six seven, there's more
than there's probably one hundred and eleven here, to be honest, honestly,
this is this is going to be terrible.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
You're right now.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
As an underground bro.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
You know there's a tunnel.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yes, mate, it's called a busway.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Yeah, it's a bus channel. Sorry, it's a bus channel channel.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
And there are lots of people around you like, you're
not the only guy.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
No, I'm not the only guy. But I think we're
still we're still lost. We're actually stuck.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
We don't know where to go. He's like, wee, So
the one of Maunque actually had to the city shops.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yeah, and I reckon this is like the biggest.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
One in Queensland. Yeah, take one. Yeah, oh you reckon here?
Not in that capacity to.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Do, mate.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
You can't just wander around.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
You got to ask people.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
You've got to get on a bus.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Asked?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Well, it's it's gone. So that I found the one
one one.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Yeah, and it's gone.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
All right, we'll get on watching it as we speak.
Drive under the tunnel.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Okay. So you've got to get on the next Where
did it come from? Go to where it's Does that
mean I go?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Does that mean I get on the one one too?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
No?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
No, as that comes after one?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
No, No, that's not how this works.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
You can get on the one one one and get
into the city.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Gone.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I can find there's more.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
They keep coming, but there's more than one one one.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
It's not the only one, only one moment. You're never
going into town. We'll cross back to you soon. Good luck.
There's a terrible idea.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Kid now with Coorios the.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Podcast Corio it's yesterday on the show, told us that
he hasn't been on a bus in like twenty years
so and he's only ever been on one then. Yeah,
so we.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Said, right, get out.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
There's a brand new metro bus called the Darren Law
here on the bus ways and we've dropped him off
at Garden City. I think he got on the seven
o three.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Corey.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Good morning, Corey, Good morning, Hey Kip, just by the way,
you're next.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Hello, Yeah, good, someone's going to push the busy. We
might have a bit of a slight delay issue, Corey.
But how's it been on the bus made?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Look it's been really humbling, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Look, actually it was very easy to get on.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I might add very easy.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
It's absolutely trackle block though, Like we are standing in
the middle bit you know where they put the join things.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
On, and it doesn't feel safe to stand on.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You in the banana bit.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yeah okay, yeah, okay, yeah, and it moves and squeaks
like the little thing.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I don't know, I think you might die.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Yeah, yeah, I'm holding on for dear life. But I've
looked at a few people to ask for a chat
and they just look at the sky. Yeah, well until
I realize it's a roof, like, they all just look away.
I don't think anyone really likes me anymore. I don't
play footy. Yeah, it's just really maybe it's just it's
just humbled me today to thank you, thank you for
(29:17):
this experience.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
So so where in Brisbane are you?
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Like, how close to the city are you?
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Have no idea. I'm on a bus. That's as far
as I know.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Were you supposed to? You know where you're supposed to
get off?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
The beginning likes me, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
You've got to You've got to get off at some stage.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
No, because all the producers Tight had on his bloody
piece of paper was one one one.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
That's all.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
That's all I knew.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Okay, Okay, well I can tell you just one one one.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Okay, go South Bank, then you're at the Cultural Center,
then King George Square and you need to get off
at Roma Street at seven thirty three.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Well we passed out think about five ten minutes ago,
So all right you should already.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
All right, Well you're gonna get it. You've got to
then get around from Rome to Milton. Say, okay, good
luck with everything, Cory.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
We've destroy his ego by just putting that pass.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
He seems lu shadded this morning, Roy, Now the chourios
the podcast, but we sent coreyots out what has turned
out to be a humbling experience this morning.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah, as a former Bronco, he tried to chat to
people and no one recognized.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Him, nor did they want to speak to him. What
do you find out is that people don't want to
talk to you on the bus no matter who you are.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Yeah, like he's going, goode.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
What are you doing now?
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I'm sweating?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah. Now, you're supposed to get off at King George
Square and then take the connecting bus to Milton. But
it doesn't sound like you're on a bus. No, we're not.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Where are you Charlie waiting for a number?
Speaker 3 (30:57):
What for?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Why?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Because I did what you asked, I jump on one bus,
you said, jump on it.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I supposed to get a bus from Macro about back
here to work. A bus, you said, a bus. Well,
if there's a connector, you have to get two buses.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Nah, nah, nah, it's just I thought it was quicker.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
It's quicker.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
It is quick hushed, No, it's quick as it's just quicker,
jumping out, tab breaking out front of the pullman.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Oh my goodness, how you got coffee?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Yeah, well we ordered it, and ma'am, I had to
I had to cancel my order unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
So you were supposed to take a fifty cent bus ride,
but instead you spent thirty five dollars on coffee and
now you're getting an order. Yeah. How good does that sound?
You have not stuck to budget.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
You have not.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
You are not living the dream. Or I jumped on
the bus. It's quicker.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Look, it's a great way to get around when it's
peak out.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
It was actually way quicker. We passed so much traffic.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
I actually even asked the lady on the bus, and honestly,
it probably almost halves halves the time for her to
get to work.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
So where did you get off?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Why?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Because I was standing on the on the on the
connection area and I just didn't feel like it was.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Going to hold my weight. You need a seat.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
I need I needed a seat. I needed to have
a coffee and just like.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
You should be doing pre season training right now. Instead,
instead you're complaining about not being able to sit for
twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah, oh my goodness, sorry, you just get back here.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
How do you feel the need
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Right Ron Kid Now with Coorios the Podcast