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Speaker 1 (00:12):
I heard podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
Robin and Kids Now with Correos the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's a rare moment on the show that we get
to be proud as.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah, isn't it all for me?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Definitely? Yeah. I think we've got a lot of things generally.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Usually bugger ups and yeah, things is not going to
plan and your kids are suffering from that.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
But not this time, not today.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Sony ride a bike, yes, without training, wheels.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Run nothing there the best.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Well, it only took a couple of guys.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
We we only tried this once for like thirty minutes,
maybe not even that two weeks ago, and I was
chasing after because she just yeah, was not like she
was so scared of doing it and like she was
she wanted to do it so bad though, But for
the for two weeks I just wasn't home enough.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I was just so busy.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
And then when she's like, Dad, are your home, you know,
like you know, can we do it today? I'm like, yeah, no,
worries mate, Like you want to do it? She goes, yes,
I want to do it. So then for the next
hour to two hours on Sunday just gone. I took
them off and then I thought, I'm gonna start on
the grass because the grass is harder at the pedal on. Yeah,
(01:38):
softer fall line, but it's a lot harder to balance
and pedals. I'm like, if she can get that close
to not too bad, like you know, she can then
go on the road. And it actually worked, so by
the end of the hour and a half, she was
doing laps around me round about like really so she
didn't want to turn the start and then we're about
to finish, he goes, no, no, I want to do it.
And then it got to the point where she was
(02:00):
just right around and then for like an hour in
the afternoon, She's like, I want to do it again.
And I was so happy. I'm like, this is a
proud moment.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I got something and you actually captured it as well.
Her happiness.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah, I was video just in case there was a
funny fall too, but there was. And I asked her
because she was just so stoked, she was so happy
with stuff. She wanted to do it, and I was
so happy. I'm so proud, So yeah, I just thought
i'd ask her. You know why she was happy? Did
you learn to ride your bike on the weekend with
no training wheelers? Are you pretty excited?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Are you.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Happy?
Speaker 7 (02:40):
So happy that.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Now daddy is kind of training was back on?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
You can ride your bike without your wheels.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Big.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I'm not sure what I like more the fact that
Monty is truly adorable as a six year old, or
the fact that you changed your voice to talk to her.
Oh yeah, the sweet cuts things.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
She's too kind of nice and like you can't talk
like you do, and then you got acts. But yeah,
I was just saying because she was just so determined,
like she struggled the first time so much, and I
just I don't know, she just really in that two hours,
I couldn't believe it, Like she just went from being
so scared of just not no more. We're just writing.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
There's one more thing that was captured on this video.
Have you noticed that we were able to get this audio?
This is you make songs for everything, including peddling.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Right.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Right.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I noticed, and I noticed when she.
Speaker 9 (03:52):
Fell she's pedling.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, yes, look and yeah, and there was the only
way to get to that tournament doing it.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Probably that's a good reminder and it made it fun
for me.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Thirteen one O six fives our number. We don't offer
do it, but if you got savvy.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Did you nail it as a parent just once?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Just once?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
One time.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You can hold it as a badge of honor to
be remembered always. This is your chance to brag about.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Thirty one six five Corey managed to get the training
wheels off Monty's.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Bike, very very apement.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Make a little song to go with it. I mean,
the world is a great place.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You missed the pedal.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Song we want to hear. When did you finally get
it right with parenting? Thirteen one O six five Mark
and Fernie Grove? What happened?
Speaker 10 (04:44):
It's my oldest daughter this year twelve last year she
straight a's three ductsters and hardly did it. Tried it
all wo so easy. Yeah, but so she focused and
she exactly what she want to do. A doo keeper.
She is knuckled down. She got ductor tape forth three
ductsters and just nailed it straight as yeah, okay done.
(05:07):
Do you want to study a bit nonhead the class?
I'm getting cold in the head. Yeah that's a good
got this well done?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Awesome dreaming out of the year, have.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
A brag sounds like she did everything yourself, though, mar
Lindon out of Kalanga, what did you do as a
good parent?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Mate?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I took my daughter fishing for the first time. Within
three carts she had it all down in pattern. She
was casting herself very good.
Speaker 11 (05:38):
Yeah, yeah, well done.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Next is driving the boat.
Speaker 12 (05:44):
Yes.
Speaker 10 (05:47):
I can't wait for the day that she started.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Driving the boat.
Speaker 12 (05:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You have been laughing at me a lot with my
attempts to try and be somewhat knowledgeable about renovating. I
have started to renovate my little cottage in Paddington, and
I'm doing it the way that I kind of live
my life, so a lot of secondhand stuff, a lot
of repurposing. I've got my friend Linda from Adelaide who
flips houses for a living, so she's kind of directing
(06:18):
the traffic. She's the one that sends me the text
message saying, you know that shower head you bought yesterday
from Bunnings. You did follow the instructions, you need to
go back and change it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You didn't check the black instead of silver, and there.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Was a lot of problems. But when it comes to
one thing, I am nailing in this renovation caper. It's
the shopping on Marketplace, so I'm trying to like I'm changing, Well,
I haven't really had any furniture on my front deck,
so I'm trying to make a little like oasis from
a little front deck, and I'm doing it all through Marketplace.
So about probably two weeks ago, we found this really crazy.
(06:58):
It was a bit of a suchy looking kind of
couch that was velvet and it had a little footstool
that went with it. And I'm I'm really great with
fashion and I'm really crap with visualize in homewares. So
Linda goes, this could work. Why don't we grab it?
So we went to and it was at a showroom,
a bridal showroom in Woollongabba, and it was tucked away
(07:19):
in a warehouse and it hadn't been used very much,
but it was covered in dust. And the guy was like, oh,
it's worth four thousand dollars and on his like little
byline for marketplaces like I paid four thousand, but I'm
just selling it for four hundred. And I looked at
it and went, I think I like it. Anyway, got
it home too big, didn't work, So Linda said, that's Okay,
(07:40):
we'll flip it. And I said, oh, how much? And
she said, oh, I'll put eight fifty on it. Let's
see what happened. But she did this wording that was
like with a little bit with my help, like out
of a design a bridal designer studio barely sat on
beautiful velvet. Yeah a such she looking.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yes, it took.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Less than a day. We doubled our money.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
He sold the dream, You sold the dream.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
There's lounds rose ones later on this and was painted
by Leonardo DiCaprio in the nude.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I kind of was stunned that you could like flip
something in two weeks. I mean a vacuum that got
rid of the dust. So it did look really specky.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, but yeah, it's amazing you flipped it.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, for four hundred eight hundred bar doubles your money.
Isn't that good?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That is good? That is actually really good.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
So why are you buying stuff for the front deck?
I you've never sat there?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, well because there's never been anything to sit on.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Also, velvet doesn't sound like it's a.
Speaker 13 (08:39):
Sorry true, I haven't stopped.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You're not going to sit there? Why fill it?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
God?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Oh my goodness, it looks like Liberatus unders. Okay, that's great.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
It does look a bit looking, but I'm just saying that.
You know, I was so impressed with myself. I just
thought that marketplace you lose money and you're just trying
to flog off stuff, and yet here.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I am making money five out. I mean, have you
ever flipped anything on Marketplace actually made a profit.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I'm still impressed.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You thought that was gonna look good.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I'm so affused.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, okay, I just was. I was dreaming big about
this kind.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Of is that the rest of the house.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Okay, market picture a picture of lounge that a unicorn
vomited on, and you've got.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
When have you made money on marketplace?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Someone?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
He talking about Facebook marketplace flipping.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
After Robin took a couch, flipped it solid the next
day for double the money.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, like from four hundred to eight hundred bucks. I mean, look,
it is quite a unique looking couch. It is only
for certain people. And when I brought it home, it
did not want to work where I wanted it to.
I mean, these guys reckon. It looks like a unicorn hallucination,
I said, I said, vomiting.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
All I say, probably two percent of people would look
at that.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, we had That's not true. We had so many people. Really,
we had so many people trying to go is it available?
Come and see it?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Really, yeah, is it available? Question is the most infuriating
thing though on market business. I know, then you go yes,
and then nothing nothing, I.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Do do that?
Speaker 14 (10:40):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What do you do?
Speaker 6 (10:41):
What do you want?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I want to and then you think about it and
then you not, And I want to know about what
you flipped on Marketplace.
Speaker 15 (10:49):
Down of olderly, I managed to pick up a pretty
much near new web barbecue on the side of the road.
It looked like somebody had bought a new one, put
their old one into the box and just left it
on the side of the road. Took it home, washed it,
gave it a bit of a clean up, fold it
to two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Hey, look at that. Wow, the curb side collection.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Are you one of those guys, Dan that goes driving
around picking up stuff from curbside cleanups?
Speaker 15 (11:15):
I'm honestly not.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Like.
Speaker 15 (11:16):
I was just walking down the street on the way
to the coffee shop and I saw this thing. On
my way back, it was still there, and I was like,
I've grabbed a coffee. I might as well see if
I can pay for my coffee pay going to.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Think yep, wow, I did that with the kids. Three
wheeler like electric police bike. I saw one that was
just getting chucked out and I put it together. I
was like, I just need a battery in it, which
I had, and then I saw that fifty bucks after
raft got tired of it.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
There you go, Melissa Belbert Park, you've done some swap
and what have you done?
Speaker 12 (11:46):
Yes, this actually isn't a marketplace to marketplace thing, it's
an op shop to marketplace. So I stepped into an
op shop and there was.
Speaker 13 (11:55):
A beautiful painting and I like fell in love and
it was fifteen bucks, which is an absolute steal because
like it's the proper painting and like I wanted it
for my house.
Speaker 12 (12:06):
I did really like this, but I also need a
bit of cash. So I was like, oh, I'll see
what I can get it for. So I put it
up for four hundred and fifty dollars on marketplace, hoping
that someone would like haggle down to maybe two hundred,
and someone the next day was like, sold, I want it.
I'll take it full price, four fifty.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
From fifteen dollars from fifteen dollars.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
Things is that I still really miss it.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I was like, I need the cash, but don't you
wish that you'd put one thousand dollars on side?
Speaker 9 (12:41):
Yeah, a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
And Leah of Springfield Legs, you have got a genius.
What are you doing this this whole system?
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Well, I don't know if I want to share our
part I with Peter Alexander. I go shopping when all
the sales are on and then I put them up
for maybe double the price or maybe yeah, sort of
sale price.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
So how big is the sale? It must be less
than half priced?
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Oh oh yeah, especially now like you can pick up
kids drummers for twenty four bucks and then advertise them
for sixty dressing gowns for like you can get them
now on sale for forty six. You could sell them
for like eighty. Yeah, it's and a lot of people
are desperate for like certain ones if they're like Garfield
(13:31):
and even the slippers now on sale and then you
can sell them. There's a whole Facebook page of it.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, you've got legit.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Shop cfo or on sale currently. So do you go
into the airport Pete Alexander I'm.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Getting down to Harbortown this weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Hure.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
You can get pieces for like nineteen bucks and stuff
on clip like even lower, so then you can sell them.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
How much have you made out of it? Do you reckon?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I reckon?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
I mean I've probably at least always doubled my money
on each either myself.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
That is a good market.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
I mean it's not as big as like four hundred
each time and stuff like that, but it's a continue
doing your money.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, give me a cash with Robin Kip and Coyotes.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
This is Confessions for Cash cos.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
P. I.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Dave's in the studio with us. Welcome mate, Good morning, guys.
We had a mission for you.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
We spoke to Isaiah, who has a daughter that he's
never met and per chance he walked past her in
the shopping center because he remembers his ex. They had
an agreement that they were never going to speak again,
see each other again. He was going to have nothing
to do with his daughter's life, and I guess seeing
her in the shops has changed his mind on it.
So he had no idea if he could find this
(14:55):
ex partner of his.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
And so yesterday we put you guys on together and
sent you off. Have you found anything and if so, what.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Yeah, we definitely found exactly what we needed to. So
we've got the information that Oziah wants, so we'll be
happy to give.
Speaker 11 (15:11):
That to him.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Is it that easy to find hmself like that?
Speaker 10 (15:14):
Not?
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Usually some obviously harder than the others, but this one
wasn't very hard at all. Put it this way, I
won't be getting Investigator of the Year. It was pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well, let's get a zire up from Logan. Hey, Isiah morning. Yes,
So we promised you that we would get p I.
Dave on the case, and he has done that. How
do you feel about that?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
I didn't think it was going to be hard for
a man hearing his track record with you guys. I'm scared.
I'm absolutely scared, prapless.
Speaker 10 (15:52):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Like I said, we made that promise not to contact
each other, but I'm sort of breaking that promises. There's
not something I wanted to do. Twelve thirteen years is
a long time, as you guys said, and has changed.
I just sort of hope there is that chance.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
What information have you actually got p I Dave?
Speaker 7 (16:15):
So yeah, we've got everything. Yeah, I'm happy to give
a phone number in this regard, and if he wants
to make contact via text for a phone call, whatever
he thinks is the best option. Just given these circumstances,
I really think this is probably the best and safest
option for everyone, rather than giving an address or anything
(16:36):
like that.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, And I think for Isaiah it's more
do you reach out and ask that question or you're
better off just leaving it how it is, you know,
And that's a hard one to answer, But is that.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Where you're sitting? Is that where your mind's at, Isaiah?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Yeah, I was only ever going to ask for the
phone number, said we spoke, and it was not going
to answer more just the phone that would be the
safest way to make that contact. I'm probably going to
sit on it for a couple of days and over
the weekend and sort of just see what to do
with it. I love, you need to suspect to someone
(17:12):
about it to see what the best decision is, because
I my head's just really all over the place with
it at the moment.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You can't have got this far and not really surely.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
I don't know how her reaction is going to be
because it was a lifetime promise and the type of
admiral woman she is, and you know she was an
amazing woman when I knew her, and I know she
was going to be an amazing mother and everything else
like that. I just don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
The question you're really asking her is if you're saying, hey,
I've I've had to change your heart, but have you Yeah,
until she knows that you're interested, then you'll never know.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
No. No, I know that. One of my things my
dad always said is if you can expect the answer no,
then there shouldn't be scared to ask the question. So
I'm going to my dad's words, I think, and I
may just phone call them just see what she says,
or even just a text message.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Firstaiah, you have the information. You originally told this because
you've not told another soul, and now we've provided you
with the information to get a definitive answer.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
But you said, mate, you wanted a couple of days
to think about it. Don't let us pressure.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
It's more finding the courage and finding the words put
in a message.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Also talk to the people closer too, like they know
your best trust me, family, friends, your therapists, they're always
they're in your best interests. So if you're always unsure,
you've got to ask someone and you've got to make
sure it's going to be the right one.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
And I have your fin number. Course.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
The reason I am the way I am is I
see my own I see.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
I'll get it for you.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Thank you os Trace Investigations. If you ever need someone's help,
p I David is the King, Thank you, Isiah.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Thank you everyone appreciate everything.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Good luck mateys.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
We had Sienna, my one year old, her first birthday party.
You guys were there, along with sixty plus other people
at our house.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
You met your parents, Like, we've spoken to Silvia and
Paul so many times, but I've never actually seen them
in the flesh. They are tiny little people. How are
you so tall?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
It's weird, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, they're like, I think dad's less than five six
now he was five six, he shrunk a bit. And
mum's Mum's definitely under I don't know me and my brother.
My brother's a little taller than me, so we're like
book it family photos.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yeah, yeah, it was really it was nice to meet
the people we talked to though.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
And oh yeah, you would have met nanny Pearl and that.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
She was not letting Sienna go.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
No, Nanny Pearl just spent the entire party.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
That's Nami's mom just walking around with Sienna on a
hip and occasionally Senna actually reached from me like Dad,
take me and pl like, just gave me a hip
and shoulder, just take her away. That we had a
I got one of those inflatable swimming pools. Those little
ones have filled it with ball So we had a
ball pit in the middle of the lounge.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
The one year olds because mother's group were there, which
just was lovely.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I was lovely, Yes, although last night I will say
I thought we had no food in the ballpit rule.
But Sienna was in there last night crawling around, and
when I picked her up, I was like, what.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Does she smell like keish? There must have been a
keish in there was It wasn't yours. Oh yeah, of
course kids were there out of control. For that was
they were all out of control. All the kids were
out of control.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
You had a whole bench full of presents, yes, lovely?
Have you opened them all?
Speaker 10 (20:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Not really?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
What didn't you open ours?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Well, yours yours didn't get fit on the bench, and
I have the audio of you guys arriving.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
With your fist.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
The best you know is that right? Yeah, we are
at Santa's first birthday and we didn't know what to
buy her, so we thought a drum set. What better
to buy for a one year old than the most
noise possible.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
So I love it.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
Yeah, that is not a good Naomi.
Speaker 13 (21:14):
It's not ideal.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
It's probably not ideal.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
It's not like bongo gums your drums. You bought a
full rock and roll drums. Yeah, Marketplace snares the double. Yeah,
it's huge and it's sturdy.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
It's beautiful. There was no flyers flying out of it.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
It's it's Yeah, it's red and it's got rustle over
the symbol thing.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I don't know where the symbols are. I don't want
to know.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
You're a Queensland supporter, so why not we thought we'd
give you like a nice ready maroonn RAFFI.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
We just think that's great.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
He did not.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Even even my five year old went this is a
terrible gift. Dad, He's going, why would why would they
give this to a one year old?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
You know what it is, Dad, it's mean, he said.
Last night, I said they just wanted They just wanted
me to be in pain. RAFFI, I've done it, and
that's come from the kid.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I was kicking the soccer ball up to two stories
in the into the crowd.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
They discovered water ball water blue.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
By the end of the party, they were throwing water
balloons off the balcony. It was just I'm going to
be cleaning up bits of balloon for four weeks. But
I want to know what's the worst gift you've received?
Doesn't have to be for a first birthday, but what's
the worst gift? Thirteen one six five Shanene get Shaneen Bye, guys.
Speaker 12 (22:25):
Tell you very good, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Now you've got your eight year old son Byron in
the car. Producer tells us.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, Byron's got something to ask your kids. Yes, Byron,
can I get that drums jet?
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Ye?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Byron?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
What mean yes?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
You can?
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Yay?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Byron?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Want a drum?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Cad get alredded out random house?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Did you see how well wrapped it was?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
It was even a bow on it. It's still wrapped, Bron.
That's the great news.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
So Kippy, you got to rewrap it and deliver it
to it.
Speaker 10 (23:02):
No wrap?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Do you want to cleaned Byron. Yes, got a client
give me.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
So a friend of mine, good friend of mine, told
me this story and then has said since said please
don't tell the story on air, but I have to
because this is my job, and also because I think
this is actually an important announcement for people, because this
is something that's becoming far more common, and this is
perhaps a warning to some people. Because this friend of
mine had a cousin pass away very sad, very suddenly
(23:38):
in Dubai, and so they had a funeral with you know,
a lot of the family weren't able to make it
to the funeral, and so they put a put.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
It on zoom.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh yes, a link.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, yeah, had the zoom link.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
And so it was nine o'clock, just after nine o'clock
last night, and so my friend you put on the
headphones and logged in and I was asleep at the time.
And so then the funeral in Dubai began on zoom
and so the unfortunately, the reception was a little bit glitchy,
(24:14):
and so while while she was watching, she's was like, Okay, well,
I can't see what's happening at the funeral right now,
I'll see what other family members are in this zoom chat,
so scrolling around looking at other There's Uncle Dave, there's
this person, and came across an older lady that she
didn't recognize who was moving around, and.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
She thought, that's interesting, where's she going?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
And this older lady has obviously not realized that her
camera is on and has gone into the.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Bathroom and wanting to continue to watch the funeral.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Whilst on the bathroom, she's propped her phone up in
the corner so that she could still see what's happening,
and of course that has set the phone up at
the direct angle of her on the toilet. Oh she's
now pulled the pants down, Oh no, and has sat on.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
The toilet during the funeral.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
My friend is in shock and thinking where is this being?
Is this on the screen in Dubai? Is what's happening?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
The lady then wipes quite vigorously, and she's one of
those people that does the stand up bonus wipe, and
she stands up and does one extra wipe, and at
this stage the screen is sixty percent bush ah.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Full front at a funeral. My friend, my good friend no,
is in short.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
And doesn't know what to do, and and and says,
you know, does she tell someone?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Didn't anyone try?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
And like, no one said anything.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
And the only possible hope we have is that no
one else was on that lady's screen at that time,
and that no one else because you know, zooms it
flips around to who's on camera, who's on screen?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
That often they put those people up, but are aware.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
And there a that's possible they scroll. Was it often?
Was it?
Speaker 8 (26:08):
It was?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
We don't know, We don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
But the warning, the warning is is that if you're
on a zoom call, you got to turn your camera
off if you're not going to contribute.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
And this is particularly to the older people.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Can someone, someone please notify that person?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Was it family friend?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Better that the only person that knows is my good
good friend.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Oh you know, and now the rest of Brisbane you
got to send her a raiser, Okay, do not okay,
do not do that.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
We're not commenting on that cord.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
That was almost too much information. Anyway, This poor elderly
woman may go through the rest of her life knowing that.
But now we know want something, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
A zoom call again?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Just you just have your camera with Robin Kip and Cory.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Ot re enacting a classic moment in film generally involves
a song at the end. I don't know why Corey
looks like Elvis right now.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
He's got side fans because he's like he's playing Brick
is Britt? So yes, Anchorman Corey is Brick. I am
playing both Brian and Champ and Kip is the very
well adapted Ron Burgundy. So the scene set up. This
scene takes place in Ron Burgundy's office of the Channel
four news division. Ron is in a glass office and
(27:49):
yells out with excitement. It can be clearly heard by
everyone on the office floor.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Veronic Ka Corda Stone and I had sex and now
we are in love.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Did I say that loud?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, you pretty much yelled at Well.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
That can't help it. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
What's it like, Ron?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
The intimate out of sight? My man?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
No, the other thing? Love? What is that?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Well, it's tough to explain.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I think I was in love once. Really?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
What was her name?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
That's not a good start, but keep going.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
She is Brazilian or Chinese or something weird. I met
her in the bathroom where became martin term side oh,
came out in m side.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
And we night out for hours.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
I'm pretty sure that's not love, damn it. I love corporate.
I love this brick. Are you just looking at things
in the office and saying you love them? I love lamb?
Do you really love the lamp or you're just saying
it because you just saw it?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
I love lamp.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I love lamb.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
You really want to know what love is?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Jealous more than anything in the world.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Ron Well, it's quite simple, really, It's kind of like
I'm gonna find.
Speaker 11 (29:11):
My baby, gonna hold her tight, gunna grab some afternoon
dear light.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
My model's always.
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Been when it's ride, it's ride while waiting till the
middle of a cold, dark night, when everything's a.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
Little clearer in the light of day, and we.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Know the night is always gonna be there.
Speaker 9 (29:32):
Anyway, Thinking of you, just working on my app t
looking forward to a little afternoon dear light, rubbing sticks
and stones together and make the stocks.
Speaker 11 (29:44):
At nine and the thought of loving you was getting
so excited.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Sky rockets in flight, afternoon day light.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
And afternoon daylight.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Woll always watch every tar, every telling about it.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Just talking about this new Tinder filter you can put
on for height, so you make sure that someone's at
a height that you desire.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I would have done it, Yes, I would have. I
absolutely would have.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
And then you never would have met Olivia.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I know, because he's not I mean, he is taller
than me, but not by a huge amount. I always thought,
you know what it is, and this is probably even
more shallow, but it is because I like the idea
of having like a big sort of bear hug kind
of be lost in someone's.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Wouldn't it be on the thing like when you go
your name, gender, height, Well it.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Is now yeah, yeah, well now you put it on.
I don't think you used to have to know. You
didn't have actually KnowI was telling me.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
My partner was telling me that I because she was dating,
she was on the apps before we met, that I
would not have met her criteria because I'm because I'm
ten years older.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I would have aged out before I told you, just
all of it.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
You were going to list it off. We should have got.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
What's the shallow reason that that you've decided not to
date someone? Join us in the shallows in the shallow,
So stand of elderly.
Speaker 8 (31:31):
Look.
Speaker 15 (31:32):
I was chatting to a girl and we were organizing
to go to an event, and I said to her,
I'll give me your email address. I'll send you the ticket.
And she sent me an iCloud email address, and immediately
I just went.
Speaker 8 (31:43):
You're out.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
So why the iCloud?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Why is this just being an Apple person or.
Speaker 15 (31:52):
Look I am, I'm an Android man, I'm a Gmail man.
Speaker 10 (31:55):
I don't know what it was, but I still cannot
explain it.
Speaker 15 (31:59):
I just if someone did it to me again, I
don't think it would work.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
A good level of shallow a leader of Springfield Lakes.
Speaker 11 (32:06):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
What's the eck?
Speaker 8 (32:08):
Bad teeth? I've met so many guys that have bad teeth,
missing teeth, And I even go to the extent that
when I'm looking at their profile pictures, if they don't
have any smiley photos, I will ask them straight off
the that is there anything you need to tell me
about your teeth? Start and I will say, I will say,
(32:30):
I have no other restrictions. I like bald man, I
like them short, I like any race. I like them all,
but it's just bad. You can't do it.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Teeth is your thing?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Well, that's a hygiene issue sometimes.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Why aren't you smiling with your teeth in that photo?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I'm going to add anyone with a fish photo as
their profile.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
What I'll come on, Noll, that's big saka.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
What So you would prefer to spend hours by yourself
doing nothing and make that your profile?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
The problem?
Speaker 10 (33:03):
I do that?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
The problem is and correct me if I'm wrong. Core
is that a lot of men don't get photos by themselves. Ever,
so the only time we get a photo, mate, because
we're holding up a fish.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Okay, here's the thing. Let me tell you get that
said mate when you're not fishing and get a nice
photo today.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Yeah, we don't do it better than.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
The one with the scale.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Camilla, Camilla out of Jim Bombay, Camilla, Hi, Hi, join
us in the shallows?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
So what is it that's that you don't like? What's
the shallow ick?
Speaker 12 (33:39):
My shallow ick is if you are overly hairy, like
if you've got.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
A lot of chest hair and a lot of back hair,
keep your hair.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
How dare you?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Camilla?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
I'm sorry, but.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Have you ever ever tried it a jungle? Is it
just visually too much?
Speaker 6 (33:58):
It's I've tried it.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
I don't like it if you can.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Get your fingernails in someone's back head.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Okay, back hair is a bit much of it, but hair,
come on, what about wolverine?
Speaker 5 (34:12):
No?
Speaker 14 (34:15):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Would you clan yourself off?
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Please?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
So this is the thing. Would you date someone who
is really hairy but they wax?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I'm here okay, So as long as you're lying to
yourself in the world, that's okay.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Yeah, one more for you, one more take and said
you never went on a date without a guy because
he had a vet velcrow wallet.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Welcome to the shows my life.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Yes, come on in the water's fine?
Speaker 9 (34:48):
So proud in you.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Do?
Speaker 3 (34:50):
You want to split this bill? So this will affect
people that are still in the dating game.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Well, I was for fifteen months kind of interested because
I reckon I would have spoken to like thirty different people, right,
and went on ten separate dates, had to a week stints,
and then I met Olivia. So I feel like I
gave it a really good crid. You gave it a
proper note and to eight weeks stints. Yeah, two eight
weeks stints, one of which I broke up the other
(35:20):
broke up with me, which is fine, just you know,
after eight weeks. You go, No, I'm not. I'm actually
really grateful because he was definitely the wrong human.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah yeah, and which was the app that you were
mostly using?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
I was hinge, Hinge.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I personally don't like Bumble where the women have the
first you know, like the right of and stuff, because
I think you learn more by sitting back and letting
people show who they truly are.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
So Bumble the women get to say nap yeah, and
men cannot make the first approach. The women have to go.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Well on, hinge, you can do both.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
All right, I have no idea about this is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Tinder you can do. But I didn't like Tinder. Tinder
was much more of a hook up.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
At It's just got a name for Tinder. That's why
no one likes it.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yeah, no, I do.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Like my neighbors Hannah and Charlie. They met on Tinder.
They're married now too.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Kids.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
It happens. Yeah, first date, first Hinder date. Well wow
for Hannah, not justice. Charlie was given it a nudge apparently,
But Hannah and you.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
It's a hard world to be and it's really tough.
It's not I'm not look, I know people who love it.
I was not one of those people. But I knew
that if I wanted to meet someone, I had to
put myself out there.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Well, one of the things I know that your previous
partners have all been tall, Yes, significantly, well over six
foot Yes.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yeah, that was a prerequisite for me. Was a really
big deal.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Well, and it would be interesting to know if you
could have chosen to put this stipulation, which Tinder have
now added. If you get the Premium, the Global Premium
feature to their app, you can put a height filter
so you can say you must be over five ten
or whatever. And so I wonder, because Olivier is not
a tall man.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
No, he's taller than me. I think he's like five
foot eight. Why do I say it inches and centimeters?
It's so ridiculous. He's and I'm five foot six. So
there's a cup. There's like two inches? What's that five
centimetres between us sixty eight and.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
He's It doesn't matter, that's what you've realized. But it did,
It really did.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
And I would have put that.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
I would have you would have.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
That's so shallow, just because I always thought that the
only this is terrible, even saying it out loud, Okay,
judge harshly if you wish. I just felt like I
wouldn't be attracted to someone who wasn't tall.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
What if they're a good guy.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Well he is and I found him and it's not.
But when I was on the apps, I would have
one hundred percent done that.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Prem That's why they've done it.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
And that's what the study is saying is that for men,
it's like a thirty thirteen percent preferre dating women shorter,
So it's it's a small amount, but forty eight point nine.
So basically half of women exclusively seek taller partners. So
it's a rule for women, half of women, but not men.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
The only thing I'd say in my defense is I
have a lot of shoes and most of them are stilettos.
So if I dated someone who felt it was inappropriate
for me to wear my high heels and be taller than.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Them, yes, you better buy some big boots.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah, because that was.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
The big deal with Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise, wasn't it.
She wasn't allowed to wear heels for years.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yes, it's a sacrifice.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I wouldn't thongs she was getting around and flip flopsip flop,
now you're saying that to try and follow up Maddie
our producer, because that's what I've heard is and thirty
one six fives our number. What's the thing if you
could put a filter, what's the thing you would say? No,
I cannot that that makes you undateable for Maddie Air Producer.
It's flip flops or thongs, not the underpants, the shoes.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Mine's easy. Yeah, don't asks me to get your bags
out of the car.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
So being I'll do it anyway.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Yeah, just don't tell me to do it.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
What do you mean if you Okay, let's let's create
a scenario. You're on a first date and you are,
I don't know, going somewhere and she's got a big
bag that you that she needs to take with her.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Yeah, I'll get out and grab it. Don't say grab
my bags, would you?
Speaker 3 (39:20):
If she says can you? Can you please grab these bags?
That's no good, not like that.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
But just don't tell me to grab your back.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
I'll grab them.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
That's off sort of go I am. Don't tell me
to do it.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
So you think she's questioning your manhood by asking you.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
I will do it anyway. That's an interesting one, give
the person a gay before you try and tell him
how to do it.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Okay, Okay, that's surprising.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
That's happened. That feels like that's that's happens. It has happened. Okay,
and did you know that that was it undateable? So
what's what's your ick? Thirteen one oh sixty five's out number.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
The more crazy the better. Oh yeah, please, I know
someone who wouldn't date a guy with green eyes because
she thought he'd be jealous. What that's not me?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Thirteen one o six fives from the right.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
On marma, Yeah, thirteen six five is our number.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
If you've got a thought, you want to share this
question without an answer, perhaps.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
Well it might have an answer. I don't know.
Speaker 9 (40:21):
But look, it's about.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
The moer, right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 9 (40:27):
Why is it a moa?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
What does moa mean?
Speaker 4 (40:31):
It's a it's a grass cutter.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Lawn mower is what my dad used to Yeah, you
get the lawmer, but what's mo like?
Speaker 10 (40:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:42):
So what do you suggest when you when you're talking moa,
it actually just comes up with lawn mowers? Yeah, like
meaning and it just says it's a type of grass cutter.
So why not just call it a grass cutter.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
I'm on the grass cutter that would cut grass.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Grass cutter. Yeah, I said, I'm going to do me
a lawn with the lawn mower.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Yeah, so someone just made up a name.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Honestly, it actually had me starting to start, like start
up now the day I was just Y's like right
down to me.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Mo Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Yeah about that, I realized like fifteen minutes went by
and I got did nothing and got nowhere with it.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Because because you're right, normally there's a lot of things
in the English language that they just are what they say.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
A frying pan is a pan for frying things. It's
exactly what it is.
Speaker 11 (41:30):
A lawn mower is, Yeah, it's a moa.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
But where moa come from?
Speaker 1 (41:35):
It does say here that the moa is the tool
that cuts grass. It is because it's a machine designed
to cut the grass on a lawn, and the name
combines lawn the area of grass being cut, and moa
the tool that cuts. It's yeah, grass cutter would be
months the grass.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
And I even looked up you know the head, I
mean you were a sipper and that Yes, yeah, no,
it's a it's a it's a there's a proper term
for a part.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
They call them hedge trimmers.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
That's something that's a head trimmer.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Yeah, that's right. That's a different thing, isn't it. You've
got a line trimmer? Is it a line trimmer?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (42:18):
I know, all right, that's what I was.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
I was, I was.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
I went from about fifteen case about four, and I'm
just started thinking and almost I almost actually mowding to.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Me really, because maybe that's why they call it that,
because you couldn't grass cutter in the offence, but you
can mow into offense.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
There you go, problem solved. What do you got there?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
What's the thought?
Speaker 3 (42:42):
A question that needs an answer?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Maybe we'll have one, Maybe we won't match a flagstone?
What is it?
Speaker 15 (42:48):
I often quite think when we're eating something.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Like who decided this would be good to eat?
Speaker 8 (42:55):
Like an egg?
Speaker 5 (42:57):
Who decided I'm going to eat?
Speaker 15 (42:58):
What comes out of that animal?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Like milk?
Speaker 15 (43:03):
Who something out of that?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
You're right, the first person, the first person that tried
milk took that was a character.
Speaker 15 (43:13):
And like sheep who decides that the young animal tastes
better than the older someone.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Who is really hungry.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, yeah, we'll just had one back to back, man,
you know, what the little one next time?
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Don't let him get old. It's awful.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Yeah, when you think about it, right, it's.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
We have very special guests in the studio.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
I thought this was going to be a phone call
because normally normally that you know, they don't bother coming up.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
But not Tommy, not Tomics. He's here, he's right now.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
He's one of the sharpest minds in Aussie comedy.
Speaker 7 (43:45):
Is that the SPF factors that they have on.
Speaker 14 (43:48):
The front, you know, the SPF standards have been overrated.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
One of them was just Mayonnaise.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Co creator of The Degeneration, the Panel and the TV
quiz show The Robin, Kip and Choreo.
Speaker 14 (44:09):
Welcome mate, I thank you, thank you very much and
a bit of a play on their pre recorded you've
done like a Wikipedia entry on the.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Very eight logis this show?
Speaker 14 (44:21):
The embarrassing thing is someone asked us how many logans
we won and we weren't sure, and my colleague Santo
said he was down in our basement garage and there
was a big plastic Bunning's tub there with a sticky
label on it that said Awards miscellaneous. Isn't that I'm
sorry one of those bunnings.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Don't you just.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Turned him out?
Speaker 14 (44:43):
I can't kiddy have one one in his I think
one is a death. He's like a doorstop of it.
The rest are in in a bunny stuff. But thank you.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
It's Australia's Night of Night.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
It's a somewhere is ever an argument of a fight
to who carries that show more?
Speaker 5 (45:03):
The have you been?
Speaker 14 (45:05):
Oh look it's it's a Sampang likes to think that
it's his kind of you. That's where when you he's
doing tonight shoke because I think he wasn't getting enough
love from me. But it's very much a team effort.
We get five comedians every every Monday night and and
myself trying to sort of wrangle limits.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Let's find out if you've been paying attention, Tom, because
we have some some bits from the show.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Let's kick off with this, a little bit from Robin.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
She's one of those.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
But they're really fun when the kids get saying.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
I couldn't agree more with that.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
My children may have been conceived on Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Tom, what what device.
Speaker 14 (45:42):
One of your children may have been conceived on the
Gold Coast? I said it was a device? Yeah, yeah,
would the device have been inflatable, an air mattress.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
You're in the right families. You're in the right family.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Was the jumping castle.
Speaker 14 (46:10):
Hard?
Speaker 4 (46:10):
It's hard to stand up with those Another my five.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Year old went, this is a terrible gift, Dad, he's
got what would why would they give this to a
one year old?
Speaker 3 (46:18):
You know what it is, Dad, it's mean, he said.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Last night, I said, they just wanted they just wanted
me to be in pain rapping.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
And well, I've done.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
It because just a couple of weeks ago, what did
I receive from my one year old birthday party?
Speaker 3 (46:35):
From us? From these Thomas?
Speaker 1 (46:37):
That was mean?
Speaker 3 (46:39):
My five year old said, it's me.
Speaker 14 (46:40):
The food dehydrated?
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Last present? You want any of your kids to have.
Speaker 14 (46:46):
Anything with batteries or that makes not a drum kit?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
It was a drum That is mean. Yeah, okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Last I saw, did you shave around you?
Speaker 10 (47:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (47:05):
And what's the problem.
Speaker 11 (47:07):
What's the problem You shave shave the clipper you just
clipper around.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Around them even more regularly, so it just when you're
clippering your.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Face, you just go down and the yeah, well it's
looking down there.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
It's in like six or seven airs, just color weird.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Body part is Corey shaving?
Speaker 14 (47:28):
Kick the pants on mentally images you clip around your
outdoor patio area.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
It's not the boy the body.
Speaker 14 (47:40):
Would we be talking the navel.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
That's a good good get in the right note.
Speaker 14 (47:45):
I'm not going any lower, so I'm not the nipples.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
It clipples, the nipple, A couple of little hairs.
Speaker 14 (47:56):
Color clip, not puck.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
No, ow, that's just torture.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Where do you stand on that time? You've got you're
clean shaven there under there what you got?
Speaker 14 (48:09):
I'm wax free show. I'm like a Tour de France writer.
You know, Uh no, that's possible. That's a clip to try.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
It's beautiful film.
I heard podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Robin and Kids Now with Correos the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's a rare moment on the show that we get
to be proud as.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah, isn't it all for me?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Definitely? Yeah. I think we've got a lot of things generally.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Usually bugger ups and yeah, things is not going to
plan and your kids are suffering from that.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
But not this time, not today.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Sony ride a bike, yes, without training, wheels.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Run nothing there the best.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Well, it only took a couple of guys.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
We we only tried this once for like thirty minutes,
maybe not even that two weeks ago, and I was
chasing after because she just yeah, was not like she
was so scared of doing it and like she was
she wanted to do it so bad though, But for
the for two weeks I just wasn't home enough.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I was just so busy.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
And then when she's like, Dad, are your home, you know,
like you know, can we do it today? I'm like, yeah, no,
worries mate, Like you want to do it? She goes, yes,
I want to do it. So then for the next
hour to two hours on Sunday just gone. I took
them off and then I thought, I'm gonna start on
the grass because the grass is harder at the pedal on. Yeah,
(01:38):
softer fall line, but it's a lot harder to balance
and pedals. I'm like, if she can get that close
to not too bad, like you know, she can then
go on the road. And it actually worked, so by
the end of the hour and a half, she was
doing laps around me round about like really so she
didn't want to turn the start and then we're about
to finish, he goes, no, no, I want to do it.
And then it got to the point where she was
(02:00):
just right around and then for like an hour in
the afternoon, She's like, I want to do it again.
And I was so happy. I'm like, this is a
proud moment.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I got something and you actually captured it as well.
Her happiness.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah, I was video just in case there was a
funny fall too, but there was. And I asked her
because she was just so stoked, she was so happy
with stuff. She wanted to do it, and I was
so happy. I'm so proud, So yeah, I just thought
i'd ask her. You know why she was happy? Did
you learn to ride your bike on the weekend with
no training wheelers? Are you pretty excited?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Are you.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Happy?
Speaker 7 (02:40):
So happy that.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Now daddy is kind of training was back on?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
You can ride your bike without your wheels.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Big.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I'm not sure what I like more the fact that
Monty is truly adorable as a six year old, or
the fact that you changed your voice to talk to her.
Oh yeah, the sweet cuts things.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
She's too kind of nice and like you can't talk
like you do, and then you got acts. But yeah,
I was just saying because she was just so determined,
like she struggled the first time so much, and I
just I don't know, she just really in that two hours,
I couldn't believe it, Like she just went from being
so scared of just not no more. We're just writing.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
There's one more thing that was captured on this video.
Have you noticed that we were able to get this audio?
This is you make songs for everything, including peddling.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Right.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Right.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I noticed, and I noticed when she.
Speaker 9 (03:52):
Fell she's pedling.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, yes, look and yeah, and there was the only
way to get to that tournament doing it.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Probably that's a good reminder and it made it fun
for me.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Thirteen one O six fives our number. We don't offer
do it, but if you got savvy.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Did you nail it as a parent just once?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Just once?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
One time.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You can hold it as a badge of honor to
be remembered always. This is your chance to brag about.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Thirty one six five Corey managed to get the training
wheels off Monty's.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Bike, very very apement.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Make a little song to go with it. I mean,
the world is a great place.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You missed the pedal.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Song we want to hear. When did you finally get
it right with parenting? Thirteen one O six five Mark
and Fernie Grove? What happened?
Speaker 10 (04:44):
It's my oldest daughter this year twelve last year she
straight a's three ductsters and hardly did it. Tried it
all wo so easy. Yeah, but so she focused and
she exactly what she want to do. A doo keeper.
She is knuckled down. She got ductor tape forth three
ductsters and just nailed it straight as yeah, okay done.
(05:07):
Do you want to study a bit nonhead the class?
I'm getting cold in the head. Yeah that's a good
got this well done?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Awesome dreaming out of the year, have.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
A brag sounds like she did everything yourself, though, mar
Lindon out of Kalanga, what did you do as a
good parent?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Mate?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I took my daughter fishing for the first time. Within
three carts she had it all down in pattern. She
was casting herself very good.
Speaker 11 (05:38):
Yeah, yeah, well done.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Next is driving the boat.
Speaker 12 (05:44):
Yes.
Speaker 10 (05:47):
I can't wait for the day that she started.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Driving the boat.
Speaker 12 (05:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You have been laughing at me a lot with my
attempts to try and be somewhat knowledgeable about renovating. I
have started to renovate my little cottage in Paddington, and
I'm doing it the way that I kind of live
my life, so a lot of secondhand stuff, a lot
of repurposing. I've got my friend Linda from Adelaide who
flips houses for a living, so she's kind of directing
(06:18):
the traffic. She's the one that sends me the text
message saying, you know that shower head you bought yesterday
from Bunnings. You did follow the instructions, you need to
go back and change it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You didn't check the black instead of silver, and there.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Was a lot of problems. But when it comes to
one thing, I am nailing in this renovation caper. It's
the shopping on Marketplace, so I'm trying to like I'm changing, Well,
I haven't really had any furniture on my front deck,
so I'm trying to make a little like oasis from
a little front deck, and I'm doing it all through Marketplace.
So about probably two weeks ago, we found this really crazy.
(06:58):
It was a bit of a suchy looking kind of
couch that was velvet and it had a little footstool
that went with it. And I'm I'm really great with
fashion and I'm really crap with visualize in homewares. So
Linda goes, this could work. Why don't we grab it?
So we went to and it was at a showroom,
a bridal showroom in Woollongabba, and it was tucked away
(07:19):
in a warehouse and it hadn't been used very much,
but it was covered in dust. And the guy was like, oh,
it's worth four thousand dollars and on his like little
byline for marketplaces like I paid four thousand, but I'm
just selling it for four hundred. And I looked at
it and went, I think I like it. Anyway, got
it home too big, didn't work, So Linda said, that's Okay,
(07:40):
we'll flip it. And I said, oh, how much? And
she said, oh, I'll put eight fifty on it. Let's
see what happened. But she did this wording that was
like with a little bit with my help, like out
of a design a bridal designer studio barely sat on
beautiful velvet. Yeah a such she looking.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yes, it took.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Less than a day. We doubled our money.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
He sold the dream, You sold the dream.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
There's lounds rose ones later on this and was painted
by Leonardo DiCaprio in the nude.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I kind of was stunned that you could like flip
something in two weeks. I mean a vacuum that got
rid of the dust. So it did look really specky.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, but yeah, it's amazing you flipped it.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, for four hundred eight hundred bar doubles your money.
Isn't that good?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That is good? That is actually really good.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
So why are you buying stuff for the front deck?
I you've never sat there?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, well because there's never been anything to sit on.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Also, velvet doesn't sound like it's a.
Speaker 13 (08:39):
Sorry true, I haven't stopped.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You're not going to sit there? Why fill it?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
God?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Oh my goodness, it looks like Liberatus unders. Okay, that's great.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
It does look a bit looking, but I'm just saying that.
You know, I was so impressed with myself. I just
thought that marketplace you lose money and you're just trying
to flog off stuff, and yet here.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I am making money five out. I mean, have you
ever flipped anything on Marketplace actually made a profit.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I'm still impressed.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You thought that was gonna look good.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I'm so affused.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, okay, I just was. I was dreaming big about
this kind.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Of is that the rest of the house.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Okay, market picture a picture of lounge that a unicorn
vomited on, and you've got.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
When have you made money on marketplace?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Someone?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
He talking about Facebook marketplace flipping.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
After Robin took a couch, flipped it solid the next
day for double the money.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, like from four hundred to eight hundred bucks. I mean, look,
it is quite a unique looking couch. It is only
for certain people. And when I brought it home, it
did not want to work where I wanted it to.
I mean, these guys reckon. It looks like a unicorn hallucination,
I said, I said, vomiting.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
All I say, probably two percent of people would look
at that.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, we had That's not true. We had so many people. Really,
we had so many people trying to go is it available?
Come and see it?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Really, yeah, is it available? Question is the most infuriating
thing though on market business. I know, then you go yes,
and then nothing nothing, I.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Do do that?
Speaker 14 (10:40):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What do you do?
Speaker 6 (10:41):
What do you want?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I want to and then you think about it and
then you not, And I want to know about what
you flipped on Marketplace.
Speaker 15 (10:49):
Down of olderly, I managed to pick up a pretty
much near new web barbecue on the side of the road.
It looked like somebody had bought a new one, put
their old one into the box and just left it
on the side of the road. Took it home, washed it,
gave it a bit of a clean up, fold it
to two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Hey, look at that. Wow, the curb side collection.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Are you one of those guys, Dan that goes driving
around picking up stuff from curbside cleanups?
Speaker 15 (11:15):
I'm honestly not.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Like.
Speaker 15 (11:16):
I was just walking down the street on the way
to the coffee shop and I saw this thing. On
my way back, it was still there, and I was like,
I've grabbed a coffee. I might as well see if
I can pay for my coffee pay going to.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Think yep, wow, I did that with the kids. Three
wheeler like electric police bike. I saw one that was
just getting chucked out and I put it together. I
was like, I just need a battery in it, which
I had, and then I saw that fifty bucks after
raft got tired of it.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
There you go, Melissa Belbert Park, you've done some swap
and what have you done?
Speaker 12 (11:46):
Yes, this actually isn't a marketplace to marketplace thing, it's
an op shop to marketplace. So I stepped into an
op shop and there was.
Speaker 13 (11:55):
A beautiful painting and I like fell in love and
it was fifteen bucks, which is an absolute steal because
like it's the proper painting and like I wanted it
for my house.
Speaker 12 (12:06):
I did really like this, but I also need a
bit of cash. So I was like, oh, I'll see
what I can get it for. So I put it
up for four hundred and fifty dollars on marketplace, hoping
that someone would like haggle down to maybe two hundred,
and someone the next day was like, sold, I want it.
I'll take it full price, four fifty.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
From fifteen dollars from fifteen dollars.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
Things is that I still really miss it.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I was like, I need the cash, but don't you
wish that you'd put one thousand dollars on side?
Speaker 9 (12:41):
Yeah, a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
And Leah of Springfield Legs, you have got a genius.
What are you doing this this whole system?
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Well, I don't know if I want to share our
part I with Peter Alexander. I go shopping when all
the sales are on and then I put them up
for maybe double the price or maybe yeah, sort of
sale price.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
So how big is the sale? It must be less
than half priced?
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Oh oh yeah, especially now like you can pick up
kids drummers for twenty four bucks and then advertise them
for sixty dressing gowns for like you can get them
now on sale for forty six. You could sell them
for like eighty. Yeah, it's and a lot of people
are desperate for like certain ones if they're like Garfield
(13:31):
and even the slippers now on sale and then you
can sell them. There's a whole Facebook page of it.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, you've got legit.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Shop cfo or on sale currently. So do you go
into the airport Pete Alexander I'm.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Getting down to Harbortown this weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Hure.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
You can get pieces for like nineteen bucks and stuff
on clip like even lower, so then you can sell them.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
How much have you made out of it? Do you reckon?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I reckon?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
I mean I've probably at least always doubled my money
on each either myself.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
That is a good market.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
I mean it's not as big as like four hundred
each time and stuff like that, but it's a continue
doing your money.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, give me a cash with Robin Kip and Coyotes.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
This is Confessions for Cash cos.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
P. I.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Dave's in the studio with us. Welcome mate, Good morning, guys.
We had a mission for you.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
We spoke to Isaiah, who has a daughter that he's
never met and per chance he walked past her in
the shopping center because he remembers his ex. They had
an agreement that they were never going to speak again,
see each other again. He was going to have nothing
to do with his daughter's life, and I guess seeing
her in the shops has changed his mind on it.
So he had no idea if he could find this
(14:55):
ex partner of his.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
And so yesterday we put you guys on together and
sent you off. Have you found anything and if so, what.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Yeah, we definitely found exactly what we needed to. So
we've got the information that Oziah wants, so we'll be
happy to give.
Speaker 11 (15:11):
That to him.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Is it that easy to find hmself like that?
Speaker 10 (15:14):
Not?
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Usually some obviously harder than the others, but this one
wasn't very hard at all. Put it this way, I
won't be getting Investigator of the Year. It was pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well, let's get a zire up from Logan. Hey, Isiah morning. Yes,
So we promised you that we would get p I.
Dave on the case, and he has done that. How
do you feel about that?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
I didn't think it was going to be hard for
a man hearing his track record with you guys. I'm scared.
I'm absolutely scared, prapless.
Speaker 10 (15:52):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Like I said, we made that promise not to contact
each other, but I'm sort of breaking that promises. There's
not something I wanted to do. Twelve thirteen years is
a long time, as you guys said, and has changed.
I just sort of hope there is that chance.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
What information have you actually got p I Dave?
Speaker 7 (16:15):
So yeah, we've got everything. Yeah, I'm happy to give
a phone number in this regard, and if he wants
to make contact via text for a phone call, whatever
he thinks is the best option. Just given these circumstances,
I really think this is probably the best and safest
option for everyone, rather than giving an address or anything
(16:36):
like that.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, And I think for Isaiah it's more
do you reach out and ask that question or you're
better off just leaving it how it is, you know,
And that's a hard one to answer, But is that.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Where you're sitting? Is that where your mind's at, Isaiah?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Yeah, I was only ever going to ask for the
phone number, said we spoke, and it was not going
to answer more just the phone that would be the
safest way to make that contact. I'm probably going to
sit on it for a couple of days and over
the weekend and sort of just see what to do
with it. I love, you need to suspect to someone
(17:12):
about it to see what the best decision is, because
I my head's just really all over the place with
it at the moment.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You can't have got this far and not really surely.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
I don't know how her reaction is going to be
because it was a lifetime promise and the type of
admiral woman she is, and you know she was an
amazing woman when I knew her, and I know she
was going to be an amazing mother and everything else
like that. I just don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
The question you're really asking her is if you're saying, hey,
I've I've had to change your heart, but have you Yeah,
until she knows that you're interested, then you'll never know.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
No. No, I know that. One of my things my
dad always said is if you can expect the answer no,
then there shouldn't be scared to ask the question. So
I'm going to my dad's words, I think, and I
may just phone call them just see what she says,
or even just a text message.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Firstaiah, you have the information. You originally told this because
you've not told another soul, and now we've provided you
with the information to get a definitive answer.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
But you said, mate, you wanted a couple of days
to think about it. Don't let us pressure.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
It's more finding the courage and finding the words put
in a message.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Also talk to the people closer too, like they know
your best trust me, family, friends, your therapists, they're always
they're in your best interests. So if you're always unsure,
you've got to ask someone and you've got to make
sure it's going to be the right one.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
And I have your fin number. Course.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
The reason I am the way I am is I
see my own I see.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
I'll get it for you.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Thank you os Trace Investigations. If you ever need someone's help,
p I David is the King, Thank you, Isiah.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Thank you everyone appreciate everything.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Good luck mateys.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
We had Sienna, my one year old, her first birthday party.
You guys were there, along with sixty plus other people
at our house.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
You met your parents, Like, we've spoken to Silvia and
Paul so many times, but I've never actually seen them
in the flesh. They are tiny little people. How are
you so tall?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
It's weird, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, they're like, I think dad's less than five six
now he was five six, he shrunk a bit. And
mum's Mum's definitely under I don't know me and my brother.
My brother's a little taller than me, so we're like
book it family photos.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yeah, yeah, it was really it was nice to meet
the people we talked to though.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
And oh yeah, you would have met nanny Pearl and that.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
She was not letting Sienna go.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
No, Nanny Pearl just spent the entire party.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
That's Nami's mom just walking around with Sienna on a
hip and occasionally Senna actually reached from me like Dad,
take me and pl like, just gave me a hip
and shoulder, just take her away. That we had a
I got one of those inflatable swimming pools. Those little
ones have filled it with ball So we had a
ball pit in the middle of the lounge.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
The one year olds because mother's group were there, which
just was lovely.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I was lovely, Yes, although last night I will say
I thought we had no food in the ballpit rule.
But Sienna was in there last night crawling around, and
when I picked her up, I was like, what.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Does she smell like keish? There must have been a
keish in there was It wasn't yours. Oh yeah, of
course kids were there out of control. For that was
they were all out of control. All the kids were
out of control.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
You had a whole bench full of presents, yes, lovely?
Have you opened them all?
Speaker 10 (20:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Not really?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
What didn't you open ours?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Well, yours yours didn't get fit on the bench, and
I have the audio of you guys arriving.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
With your fist.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
The best you know is that right? Yeah, we are
at Santa's first birthday and we didn't know what to
buy her, so we thought a drum set. What better
to buy for a one year old than the most
noise possible.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
So I love it.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
Yeah, that is not a good Naomi.
Speaker 13 (21:14):
It's not ideal.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
It's probably not ideal.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
It's not like bongo gums your drums. You bought a
full rock and roll drums. Yeah, Marketplace snares the double. Yeah,
it's huge and it's sturdy.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
It's beautiful. There was no flyers flying out of it.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
It's it's Yeah, it's red and it's got rustle over
the symbol thing.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I don't know where the symbols are. I don't want
to know.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
You're a Queensland supporter, so why not we thought we'd
give you like a nice ready maroonn RAFFI.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
We just think that's great.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
He did not.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Even even my five year old went this is a
terrible gift. Dad, He's going, why would why would they
give this to a one year old?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
You know what it is, Dad, it's mean, he said.
Last night, I said they just wanted They just wanted
me to be in pain. RAFFI, I've done it, and
that's come from the kid.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I was kicking the soccer ball up to two stories
in the into the crowd.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
They discovered water ball water blue.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
By the end of the party, they were throwing water
balloons off the balcony. It was just I'm going to
be cleaning up bits of balloon for four weeks. But
I want to know what's the worst gift you've received?
Doesn't have to be for a first birthday, but what's
the worst gift? Thirteen one six five Shanene get Shaneen Bye, guys.
Speaker 12 (22:25):
Tell you very good, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Now you've got your eight year old son Byron in
the car. Producer tells us.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, Byron's got something to ask your kids. Yes, Byron,
can I get that drums jet?
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Ye?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Byron?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
What mean yes?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
You can?
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Yay?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Byron?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Want a drum?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Cad get alredded out random house?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Did you see how well wrapped it was?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
It was even a bow on it. It's still wrapped, Bron.
That's the great news.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
So Kippy, you got to rewrap it and deliver it
to it.
Speaker 10 (23:02):
No wrap?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Do you want to cleaned Byron. Yes, got a client
give me.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
So a friend of mine, good friend of mine, told
me this story and then has said since said please
don't tell the story on air, but I have to
because this is my job, and also because I think
this is actually an important announcement for people, because this
is something that's becoming far more common, and this is
perhaps a warning to some people. Because this friend of
mine had a cousin pass away very sad, very suddenly
(23:38):
in Dubai, and so they had a funeral with you know,
a lot of the family weren't able to make it
to the funeral, and so they put a put.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
It on zoom.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh yes, a link.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, yeah, had the zoom link.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
And so it was nine o'clock, just after nine o'clock
last night, and so my friend you put on the
headphones and logged in and I was asleep at the time.
And so then the funeral in Dubai began on zoom
and so the unfortunately, the reception was a little bit glitchy,
(24:14):
and so while while she was watching, she's was like, Okay, well,
I can't see what's happening at the funeral right now,
I'll see what other family members are in this zoom chat,
so scrolling around looking at other There's Uncle Dave, there's
this person, and came across an older lady that she
didn't recognize who was moving around, and.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
She thought, that's interesting, where's she going?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
And this older lady has obviously not realized that her
camera is on and has gone into the.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Bathroom and wanting to continue to watch the funeral.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Whilst on the bathroom, she's propped her phone up in
the corner so that she could still see what's happening,
and of course that has set the phone up at
the direct angle of her on the toilet. Oh she's
now pulled the pants down, Oh no, and has sat on.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
The toilet during the funeral.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
My friend is in shock and thinking where is this being?
Is this on the screen in Dubai? Is what's happening?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
The lady then wipes quite vigorously, and she's one of
those people that does the stand up bonus wipe, and
she stands up and does one extra wipe, and at
this stage the screen is sixty percent bush ah.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Full front at a funeral. My friend, my good friend no,
is in short.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
And doesn't know what to do, and and and says,
you know, does she tell someone?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Didn't anyone try?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
And like, no one said anything.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
And the only possible hope we have is that no
one else was on that lady's screen at that time,
and that no one else because you know, zooms it
flips around to who's on camera, who's on screen?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
That often they put those people up, but are aware.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
And there a that's possible they scroll. Was it often?
Was it?
Speaker 8 (26:08):
It was?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
We don't know, We don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
But the warning, the warning is is that if you're
on a zoom call, you got to turn your camera
off if you're not going to contribute.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
And this is particularly to the older people.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Can someone, someone please notify that person?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Was it family friend?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Better that the only person that knows is my good
good friend.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Oh you know, and now the rest of Brisbane you
got to send her a raiser, Okay, do not okay,
do not do that.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
We're not commenting on that cord.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
That was almost too much information. Anyway, This poor elderly
woman may go through the rest of her life knowing that.
But now we know want something, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
A zoom call again?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Just you just have your camera with Robin Kip and Cory.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Ot re enacting a classic moment in film generally involves
a song at the end. I don't know why Corey
looks like Elvis right now.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
He's got side fans because he's like he's playing Brick
is Britt? So yes, Anchorman Corey is Brick. I am
playing both Brian and Champ and Kip is the very
well adapted Ron Burgundy. So the scene set up. This
scene takes place in Ron Burgundy's office of the Channel
four news division. Ron is in a glass office and
(27:49):
yells out with excitement. It can be clearly heard by
everyone on the office floor.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Veronic Ka Corda Stone and I had sex and now
we are in love.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Did I say that loud?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, you pretty much yelled at Well.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
That can't help it. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
What's it like, Ron?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
The intimate out of sight? My man?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
No, the other thing? Love? What is that?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Well, it's tough to explain.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I think I was in love once. Really?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
What was her name?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
That's not a good start, but keep going.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
She is Brazilian or Chinese or something weird. I met
her in the bathroom where became martin term side oh,
came out in m side.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
And we night out for hours.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
I'm pretty sure that's not love, damn it. I love corporate.
I love this brick. Are you just looking at things
in the office and saying you love them? I love lamb?
Do you really love the lamp or you're just saying
it because you just saw it?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
I love lamp.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I love lamb.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
You really want to know what love is?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Jealous more than anything in the world.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Ron Well, it's quite simple, really, It's kind of like
I'm gonna find.
Speaker 11 (29:11):
My baby, gonna hold her tight, gunna grab some afternoon
dear light.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
My model's always.
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Been when it's ride, it's ride while waiting till the
middle of a cold, dark night, when everything's a.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
Little clearer in the light of day, and we.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Know the night is always gonna be there.
Speaker 9 (29:32):
Anyway, Thinking of you, just working on my app t
looking forward to a little afternoon dear light, rubbing sticks
and stones together and make the stocks.
Speaker 11 (29:44):
At nine and the thought of loving you was getting
so excited.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Sky rockets in flight, afternoon day light.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
And afternoon daylight.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Woll always watch every tar, every telling about it.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Just talking about this new Tinder filter you can put
on for height, so you make sure that someone's at
a height that you desire.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I would have done it, Yes, I would have. I
absolutely would have.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
And then you never would have met Olivia.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I know, because he's not I mean, he is taller
than me, but not by a huge amount. I always thought,
you know what it is, and this is probably even
more shallow, but it is because I like the idea
of having like a big sort of bear hug kind
of be lost in someone's.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Wouldn't it be on the thing like when you go
your name, gender, height, Well it.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Is now yeah, yeah, well now you put it on.
I don't think you used to have to know. You
didn't have actually KnowI was telling me.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
My partner was telling me that I because she was dating,
she was on the apps before we met, that I
would not have met her criteria because I'm because I'm
ten years older.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I would have aged out before I told you, just
all of it.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
You were going to list it off. We should have got.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
What's the shallow reason that that you've decided not to
date someone? Join us in the shallows in the shallow,
So stand of elderly.
Speaker 8 (31:31):
Look.
Speaker 15 (31:32):
I was chatting to a girl and we were organizing
to go to an event, and I said to her,
I'll give me your email address. I'll send you the ticket.
And she sent me an iCloud email address, and immediately
I just went.
Speaker 8 (31:43):
You're out.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
So why the iCloud?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Why is this just being an Apple person or.
Speaker 15 (31:52):
Look I am, I'm an Android man, I'm a Gmail man.
Speaker 10 (31:55):
I don't know what it was, but I still cannot
explain it.
Speaker 15 (31:59):
I just if someone did it to me again, I
don't think it would work.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
A good level of shallow a leader of Springfield Lakes.
Speaker 11 (32:06):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
What's the eck?
Speaker 8 (32:08):
Bad teeth? I've met so many guys that have bad teeth,
missing teeth, And I even go to the extent that
when I'm looking at their profile pictures, if they don't
have any smiley photos, I will ask them straight off
the that is there anything you need to tell me
about your teeth? Start and I will say, I will say,
(32:30):
I have no other restrictions. I like bald man, I
like them short, I like any race. I like them all,
but it's just bad. You can't do it.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Teeth is your thing?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Well, that's a hygiene issue sometimes.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Why aren't you smiling with your teeth in that photo?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I'm going to add anyone with a fish photo as
their profile.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
What I'll come on, Noll, that's big saka.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
What So you would prefer to spend hours by yourself
doing nothing and make that your profile?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
The problem?
Speaker 10 (33:03):
I do that?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
The problem is and correct me if I'm wrong. Core
is that a lot of men don't get photos by themselves. Ever,
so the only time we get a photo, mate, because
we're holding up a fish.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Okay, here's the thing. Let me tell you get that
said mate when you're not fishing and get a nice
photo today.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Yeah, we don't do it better than.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
The one with the scale.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Camilla, Camilla out of Jim Bombay, Camilla, Hi, Hi, join
us in the shallows?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
So what is it that's that you don't like? What's
the shallow ick?
Speaker 12 (33:39):
My shallow ick is if you are overly hairy, like
if you've got.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
A lot of chest hair and a lot of back hair,
keep your hair.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
How dare you?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Camilla?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
I'm sorry, but.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Have you ever ever tried it a jungle? Is it
just visually too much?
Speaker 6 (33:58):
It's I've tried it.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
I don't like it if you can.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Get your fingernails in someone's back head.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Okay, back hair is a bit much of it, but hair,
come on, what about wolverine?
Speaker 5 (34:12):
No?
Speaker 14 (34:15):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Would you clan yourself off?
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Please?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
So this is the thing. Would you date someone who
is really hairy but they wax?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I'm here okay, So as long as you're lying to
yourself in the world, that's okay.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Yeah, one more for you, one more take and said
you never went on a date without a guy because
he had a vet velcrow wallet.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Welcome to the shows my life.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Yes, come on in the water's fine?
Speaker 9 (34:48):
So proud in you.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Do?
Speaker 3 (34:50):
You want to split this bill? So this will affect
people that are still in the dating game.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Well, I was for fifteen months kind of interested because
I reckon I would have spoken to like thirty different people, right,
and went on ten separate dates, had to a week stints,
and then I met Olivia. So I feel like I
gave it a really good crid. You gave it a
proper note and to eight weeks stints. Yeah, two eight
weeks stints, one of which I broke up the other
(35:20):
broke up with me, which is fine, just you know,
after eight weeks. You go, No, I'm not. I'm actually
really grateful because he was definitely the wrong human.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah yeah, and which was the app that you were
mostly using?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
I was hinge, Hinge.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I personally don't like Bumble where the women have the
first you know, like the right of and stuff, because
I think you learn more by sitting back and letting
people show who they truly are.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
So Bumble the women get to say nap yeah, and
men cannot make the first approach. The women have to go.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Well on, hinge, you can do both.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
All right, I have no idea about this is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Tinder you can do. But I didn't like Tinder. Tinder
was much more of a hook up.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
At It's just got a name for Tinder. That's why
no one likes it.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yeah, no, I do.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Like my neighbors Hannah and Charlie. They met on Tinder.
They're married now too.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Kids.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
It happens. Yeah, first date, first Hinder date. Well wow
for Hannah, not justice. Charlie was given it a nudge apparently,
But Hannah and you.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
It's a hard world to be and it's really tough.
It's not I'm not look, I know people who love it.
I was not one of those people. But I knew
that if I wanted to meet someone, I had to
put myself out there.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Well, one of the things I know that your previous
partners have all been tall, Yes, significantly, well over six
foot Yes.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yeah, that was a prerequisite for me. Was a really
big deal.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Well, and it would be interesting to know if you
could have chosen to put this stipulation, which Tinder have
now added. If you get the Premium, the Global Premium
feature to their app, you can put a height filter
so you can say you must be over five ten
or whatever. And so I wonder, because Olivier is not
a tall man.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
No, he's taller than me. I think he's like five
foot eight. Why do I say it inches and centimeters?
It's so ridiculous. He's and I'm five foot six. So
there's a cup. There's like two inches? What's that five
centimetres between us sixty eight and.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
He's It doesn't matter, that's what you've realized. But it did,
It really did.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
And I would have put that.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
I would have you would have.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
That's so shallow, just because I always thought that the
only this is terrible, even saying it out loud, Okay,
judge harshly if you wish. I just felt like I
wouldn't be attracted to someone who wasn't tall.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
What if they're a good guy.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Well he is and I found him and it's not.
But when I was on the apps, I would have
one hundred percent done that.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Prem That's why they've done it.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
And that's what the study is saying is that for men,
it's like a thirty thirteen percent preferre dating women shorter,
So it's it's a small amount, but forty eight point nine.
So basically half of women exclusively seek taller partners. So
it's a rule for women, half of women, but not men.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
The only thing I'd say in my defense is I
have a lot of shoes and most of them are stilettos.
So if I dated someone who felt it was inappropriate
for me to wear my high heels and be taller than.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Them, yes, you better buy some big boots.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah, because that was.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
The big deal with Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise, wasn't it.
She wasn't allowed to wear heels for years.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yes, it's a sacrifice.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I wouldn't thongs she was getting around and flip flopsip flop,
now you're saying that to try and follow up Maddie
our producer, because that's what I've heard is and thirty
one six fives our number. What's the thing if you
could put a filter, what's the thing you would say? No,
I cannot that that makes you undateable for Maddie Air Producer.
It's flip flops or thongs, not the underpants, the shoes.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Mine's easy. Yeah, don't asks me to get your bags
out of the car.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
So being I'll do it anyway.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Yeah, just don't tell me to do it.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
What do you mean if you Okay, let's let's create
a scenario. You're on a first date and you are,
I don't know, going somewhere and she's got a big
bag that you that she needs to take with her.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Yeah, I'll get out and grab it. Don't say grab
my bags, would you?
Speaker 3 (39:20):
If she says can you? Can you please grab these bags?
That's no good, not like that.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
But just don't tell me to grab your back.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
I'll grab them.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
That's off sort of go I am. Don't tell me
to do it.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
So you think she's questioning your manhood by asking you.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
I will do it anyway. That's an interesting one, give
the person a gay before you try and tell him
how to do it.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Okay, Okay, that's surprising.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
That's happened. That feels like that's that's happens. It has happened. Okay,
and did you know that that was it undateable? So
what's what's your ick? Thirteen one oh sixty five's out number.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
The more crazy the better. Oh yeah, please, I know
someone who wouldn't date a guy with green eyes because
she thought he'd be jealous. What that's not me?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Thirteen one o six fives from the right.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
On marma, Yeah, thirteen six five is our number.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
If you've got a thought, you want to share this
question without an answer, perhaps.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
Well it might have an answer. I don't know.
Speaker 9 (40:21):
But look, it's about.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
The moer, right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 9 (40:27):
Why is it a moa?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
What does moa mean?
Speaker 4 (40:31):
It's a it's a grass cutter.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Lawn mower is what my dad used to Yeah, you
get the lawmer, but what's mo like?
Speaker 10 (40:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:42):
So what do you suggest when you when you're talking moa,
it actually just comes up with lawn mowers? Yeah, like
meaning and it just says it's a type of grass cutter.
So why not just call it a grass cutter.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
I'm on the grass cutter that would cut grass.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Grass cutter. Yeah, I said, I'm going to do me
a lawn with the lawn mower.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Yeah, so someone just made up a name.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Honestly, it actually had me starting to start, like start
up now the day I was just Y's like right
down to me.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Mo Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Yeah about that, I realized like fifteen minutes went by
and I got did nothing and got nowhere with it.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Because because you're right, normally there's a lot of things
in the English language that they just are what they say.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
A frying pan is a pan for frying things. It's
exactly what it is.
Speaker 11 (41:30):
A lawn mower is, Yeah, it's a moa.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
But where moa come from?
Speaker 1 (41:35):
It does say here that the moa is the tool
that cuts grass. It is because it's a machine designed
to cut the grass on a lawn, and the name
combines lawn the area of grass being cut, and moa
the tool that cuts. It's yeah, grass cutter would be
months the grass.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
And I even looked up you know the head, I
mean you were a sipper and that Yes, yeah, no,
it's a it's a it's a there's a proper term
for a part.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
They call them hedge trimmers.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
That's something that's a head trimmer.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Yeah, that's right. That's a different thing, isn't it. You've
got a line trimmer? Is it a line trimmer?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (42:18):
I know, all right, that's what I was.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
I was, I was.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
I went from about fifteen case about four, and I'm
just started thinking and almost I almost actually mowding to.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Me really, because maybe that's why they call it that,
because you couldn't grass cutter in the offence, but you
can mow into offense.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
There you go, problem solved. What do you got there?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
What's the thought?
Speaker 3 (42:42):
A question that needs an answer?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Maybe we'll have one, Maybe we won't match a flagstone?
What is it?
Speaker 15 (42:48):
I often quite think when we're eating something.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Like who decided this would be good to eat?
Speaker 8 (42:55):
Like an egg?
Speaker 5 (42:57):
Who decided I'm going to eat?
Speaker 15 (42:58):
What comes out of that animal?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Like milk?
Speaker 15 (43:03):
Who something out of that?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
You're right, the first person, the first person that tried
milk took that was a character.
Speaker 15 (43:13):
And like sheep who decides that the young animal tastes
better than the older someone.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Who is really hungry.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, yeah, we'll just had one back to back, man,
you know, what the little one next time?
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Don't let him get old. It's awful.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Yeah, when you think about it, right, it's.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
We have very special guests in the studio.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
I thought this was going to be a phone call
because normally normally that you know, they don't bother coming up.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
But not Tommy, not Tomics. He's here, he's right now.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
He's one of the sharpest minds in Aussie comedy.
Speaker 7 (43:45):
Is that the SPF factors that they have on.
Speaker 14 (43:48):
The front, you know, the SPF standards have been overrated.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
One of them was just Mayonnaise.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Co creator of The Degeneration, the Panel and the TV
quiz show The Robin, Kip and Choreo.
Speaker 14 (44:09):
Welcome mate, I thank you, thank you very much and
a bit of a play on their pre recorded you've
done like a Wikipedia entry on the.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Very eight logis this show?
Speaker 14 (44:21):
The embarrassing thing is someone asked us how many logans
we won and we weren't sure, and my colleague Santo
said he was down in our basement garage and there
was a big plastic Bunning's tub there with a sticky
label on it that said Awards miscellaneous. Isn't that I'm
sorry one of those bunnings.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Don't you just.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Turned him out?
Speaker 14 (44:43):
I can't kiddy have one one in his I think
one is a death. He's like a doorstop of it.
The rest are in in a bunny stuff. But thank you.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
It's Australia's Night of Night.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
It's a somewhere is ever an argument of a fight
to who carries that show more?
Speaker 5 (45:03):
The have you been?
Speaker 14 (45:05):
Oh look it's it's a Sampang likes to think that
it's his kind of you. That's where when you he's
doing tonight shoke because I think he wasn't getting enough
love from me. But it's very much a team effort.
We get five comedians every every Monday night and and
myself trying to sort of wrangle limits.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Let's find out if you've been paying attention, Tom, because
we have some some bits from the show.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Let's kick off with this, a little bit from Robin.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
She's one of those.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
But they're really fun when the kids get saying.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
I couldn't agree more with that.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
My children may have been conceived on Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Tom, what what device.
Speaker 14 (45:42):
One of your children may have been conceived on the
Gold Coast? I said it was a device? Yeah, yeah,
would the device have been inflatable, an air mattress.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
You're in the right families. You're in the right family.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Was the jumping castle.
Speaker 14 (46:10):
Hard?
Speaker 4 (46:10):
It's hard to stand up with those Another my five.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Year old went, this is a terrible gift, Dad, he's
got what would why would they give this to a
one year old?
Speaker 3 (46:18):
You know what it is, Dad, it's mean, he said.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Last night, I said, they just wanted they just wanted
me to be in pain rapping.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
And well, I've done.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
It because just a couple of weeks ago, what did
I receive from my one year old birthday party?
Speaker 3 (46:35):
From us? From these Thomas?
Speaker 1 (46:37):
That was mean?
Speaker 3 (46:39):
My five year old said, it's me.
Speaker 14 (46:40):
The food dehydrated?
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Last present? You want any of your kids to have.
Speaker 14 (46:46):
Anything with batteries or that makes not a drum kit?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
It was a drum That is mean. Yeah, okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Last I saw, did you shave around you?
Speaker 10 (47:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (47:05):
And what's the problem.
Speaker 11 (47:07):
What's the problem You shave shave the clipper you just
clipper around.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Around them even more regularly, so it just when you're
clippering your.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Face, you just go down and the yeah, well it's
looking down there.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
It's in like six or seven airs, just color weird.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Body part is Corey shaving?
Speaker 14 (47:28):
Kick the pants on mentally images you clip around your
outdoor patio area.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
It's not the boy the body.
Speaker 14 (47:40):
Would we be talking the navel.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
That's a good good get in the right note.
Speaker 14 (47:45):
I'm not going any lower, so I'm not the nipples.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
It clipples, the nipple, A couple of little hairs.
Speaker 14 (47:56):
Color clip, not puck.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
No, ow, that's just torture.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Where do you stand on that time? You've got you're
clean shaven there under there what you got?
Speaker 14 (48:09):
I'm wax free show. I'm like a Tour de France writer.
You know, Uh no, that's possible. That's a clip to try.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
It's beautiful film.
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