FULL SHOW: I Wear Kid's Nappies, Magpie Swooping Season, Who's The Boss + MORE

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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
Great Great Robin and Kiff Now with Cooreos the play
Great Good Day Day.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's Robin Kiff now Coreo. It's on demand the podcast.
We're going to talk sleepwalkers on the show today and
we've got small calls coming in. It's at half time
on the podcast. We didn't get you on the show,
but they're excellent.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Crazy.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
I've got a few stories about my brother in law.
Oh yeah, it's from when they were younger, but they're
actually So.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Is this Tigan's older brother? No, young younger brother. Okay,
he's two years older than all right, so you'll come
back with those.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Two brothers that I was going to say, Hang on,
what did you say, No, he's younger. You said it's
his older brother, and I'm like, oh, he's it to it.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
The other thing we promised to talk about was just
the Australian team for rugby league's being announced now. Dean Mariner,
who was the Bronco who had the greatest end of
a season. You've seen a young black cab. I know
they don't do. Most improved player in professional sport.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
They should.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
They should because he has gone. He had the best
year from the start of the year, like the way
he finished the year is incredible. But he didn't make
the Australian team.

Speaker 7 (01:38):
I don't even dean with the Bronx Awards because they
do it there.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah, I believe they do. There's gam much that was
arguing the summer that was speaking about earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
He's now forgive me, but I am going to remember
people based on the emotional stuff that they do. Is
he the one that turned up late for training hungover
or drunk?

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Okay? And did he have a good Grand Final?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Oh? Massive?

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Wow? And here's the one that earns a thousand dollars
a week?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah he was Yeah, yeah, I don't know, but yeah,
he would have ended up earning a lot more.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
This year than what originally was.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
What stories like that, And he made the Australian team,
which is pretty incredible to go from being like not
maybe not planning him again to playing for your country.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
He was done, he was to give it up.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
And just what did you say? You said you told
me that when you saw Mariner.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
It just for so long, like I tried to help
the young boys, you know, just understand that some of
the stuff that they had.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
I wish I had speed and speeding that game.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Look at Walshie, you know, speed is power.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
And I just tried to because Dean man, he's actually
one of the quickest players in the game.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Wow, that's saying something.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
He's very quick. And I said, mate, your speed is
the power. Use it and just for years. And it's
hard to someone that's not used to that, and like
you're not used to running straight hard as far she
get into people, it's hard to try and tell him that.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
But he did that.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
He did it, and yeah, I seen him after a
while and it was like just for the finals or
as the final series started, and he goes, Dad, are
you going to say stop it?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (03:09):
And I'm sorry I took it this long.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
You're right, right, said the male version of you.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
I told you, yeah, but yeah, it was nice and
it was.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
It makes me feel better that they remember it, like
I did try and help them for so long, and
I'm glad they remember it because hopefully they now.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
You freak me out when you say that you're like
mentored the Broncos how old does that make you?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
An I kid, you're thirty as a mentor.

Speaker 7 (03:36):
Yeah, as a young mentor.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
No one wants us to mentor them.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
No, I haven't really been a mentor.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
If you're mentoring me, I don't know if I'm worried.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Or again, I'm kind of mentor radio forgetting things. Yes,
that makes you my mentee.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
No, I can possibly go wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
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Speaker 8 (04:15):
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Speaker 6 (04:17):
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Speaker 1 (04:30):
Hey, Confessions for Cash.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
This is worth five hundred bucks. What do you want
to tell us?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
So?

Speaker 8 (04:37):
Mine's a little embarrassing, but I'm just gonna wear it
with a thing of honor. I use baby nappies to
go to the toilet, to and from work most days.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
Wait what, hang on, hang it, wait you baby nappies.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Wait nappies.

Speaker 8 (04:54):
Yeah, like it's like baby baby, like huggies, baby nappies.
You're a small person, I'm sure, but I'm not that small.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I didn't think that you would be an adult, would
be able to fit into.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
Baby nappies you would be price and how easy Vie
was actually to use one. They sit perfectly in your underwear.
You just spread them out like you would if you
were putting them on a baby, and they're really easy
to use. While you're driving.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
Are you fixating on the side of the game.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Logistics? So you're wearing what? Okay, and you're doing that
for you? How long is your trip to work?

Speaker 8 (05:37):
Traffic is just not great. It can take up to
two hours at really bad traffic times. So sometimes you
know when a girl's gotta go where girls got to go?

Speaker 6 (05:46):
Have you just had a baby?

Speaker 8 (05:48):
No, I actually don't, and I don't have any kids.
But I am an auntie.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay, because often after natural childbirth there can be issues
with incontinent Yes, so that is not you.

Speaker 9 (06:05):
No.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
So I grew up regionally and I used to be
able to just pop a score on the side of
the road if I was going long distances and my
body kind of got trained for that, and and well
now I can't do that in the middle of Brisbane.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Right, So this is so it's not that you have
a condition, it's just that you like the convenience. Is
that what you're say pretty much.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
Yea, it's a convenience thing. It's a lot easier to
just pop a nappy on while I'm still driving to work.
Then have to pull over and spend more time on
the side of the road, like at a servo, and
try and find a servo, and it's just a lot
of hassle.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
Are we are we just talking number one?

Speaker 4 (06:43):
We got into number two? Do not don't tell me?

Speaker 7 (06:49):
Do I take my question back?

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Don't you don't. I didn't ask anything.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
You've got to answer any other I have one.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
I was desperate and I wasn't feeling great, And I
don't judge.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
Me for that one that you sat in your own too.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
I don't really sit in it, so you can just
like pull it out you.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well, then this brings me to the next question that
I have in my brain about this is what do
you then do with the nappies when you get to work?

Speaker 8 (07:23):
This is kind of the only downfall is that I've
had to go out and like buy baby nappy bag
things to keep in my car so that they don't smell.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I can understand if you're driving from say Brisbane to
Sydney and you've got a twelve hour and you've got
to get there and you can't stop.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
Then I would be regional and I could.

Speaker 10 (07:44):
Just pop a squad.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
But it's the traffic. But it's not that there's a
lot of surprisingly.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
Not many servos along my route.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
Have you ever been busted? Has anyone ever noticed?

Speaker 8 (07:59):
Occasionally I do get some looks when I'm trying to
like get the nappy underneath me, you know, like when
you're stopped at traffic and stuff, and like it probably
looks like I'm doing something I shouldn't be doing, which
I guess you kind of Well, you are.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Doing something that.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
I think there's no past mark.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
When was the last time you did this?

Speaker 8 (08:23):
This morning on the way to work?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Oh man? Oh well, I know you said you've got
no kids. You've got a partner.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
In your life.

Speaker 8 (08:30):
I do, and he doesn't know.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
Would you like to tell your partner?

Speaker 8 (08:36):
No, I think I think I'm going.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Yeah, I'll talk you out of it.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Actually I don't want to break up.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Now.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Well five hundred bucks, Yeah, it's all yours.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Let's talk about we emergencies. If you've had one thirteen
one oh sixty five, and it often happens in a car,
you're somewhere you're busting your court.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's so different for you guys though you've got a
handy thing to take on a picnic.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
We actually do, we do. But if you've had a
wee emergency, we want to hear about it. Thirteen in
one six fot he Now with Coos podcast after our
Confession for cash, we're talking about we emergencies, just times
where you've just had to go, you had no choice.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Okay, we have obviously different mechanics in our body ivan.
Surely people laugh and say you guys can put a
nod in it for us.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
I can.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
Well, it hurts.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
You have to hold on and hold on. I mean,
have you ever used a bottle in your car?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Bet you have, Well, you gotta. It's got to be
a power aid bottle. It's gotta be something with a
decent nozzle. But se told you that's a fair how
many times I do remember when I was in Sydney,
when I was living there, I was busting and caught
in traffic. It was like goodlock and I wasn't moving
and I was stuck for like you know, I think

(10:01):
it was a good twenty five minutes without moving and
I'm just moving around in the seat, you know. And
I was so busting that I ended up pulling into
a car park because it was just there was no
bush anywhere. Pull it into a car park and going
helpful ether just to the corner of the car park,
like sort of diving out the door and then just
just unloaded that just peeing. But yeah, car park now

(10:25):
I had and it was it was that all pants.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
We can't do a squad like that, that's weird. I mean,
if you're in Paris, you can. I've seen that so
many times.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
They just laid down, just pop a squad in Paris,
City of Love and Urine.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
I actually done it once on a highway. I was
busting and it's it's not bad, but I.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
Got it and I turned towards the traffic.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Why online, we want to know about your emergencies. You
can remain anonymous, which I believe our first caller would
like to from Cannon Hill.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Hello, what have you done?

Speaker 11 (11:02):
Yeah, morning, guys. I actually have to agree with Robin
to some degree. It does hurt if you actually try
and hold it in. But there was one point where
I actually had a bladder infection and guys, know you know,
bladder infections can get pretty serious as for women as well.
But at this particular point in time, it just happened.
I was working at the time. It just happened to
be bucketing down with rain. I didn't have the chance

(11:25):
to get to the toilet because it was too far
away from from where I was at the time. So
while it was raining, while I was doing my job,
I just decided to let go. My clothes were already
completely poked anyway.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, so you had the perfect It's just like Evan.

Speaker 12 (11:40):
Yeah, your pants were already wet.

Speaker 11 (11:41):
Perfect well everything, my top, my bottoms were all wet anyway,
it's completely saturated, no going to nobody's going to know
until it starts to smell.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Height of Red Bank planes. What happened?

Speaker 13 (11:59):
So it wasn't me. It was my mother in law.
We were out for a picnic and we're in the
middle of nowhere. She needed to go to the bathroom.
She decided to go behind a tree and squat, and
she felt something tickling her but and he wiped, you know,
shite at it, thinking it was a leaf, and it
tickled again. Just turned around and there was a cow

(12:21):
behind the looking for theiry air.

Speaker 14 (12:29):
She demanded a cow chocolate mill.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Jesse added to one, where'd you do it?

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Come on? Oh?

Speaker 15 (12:49):
So I was at the hairdressers for probably solid six
hours getting my hair done. I've got sick hair, so
I was sitting for quite a while, and when I left,
I didn't really, you know, obviously have the urge. But
I hit a bit of traffic, the five pm traffic
on the way home, and suddenly obviously got the urge.
But I'm not going to step out on the Centenary
Highway and pop a squad obviously. So luckily I had

(13:12):
a towel in the back of my car, just a
gym towel, and I quickly saw it in my peripheral vision,
grabbed it and threw it under me, and then got
home and cried. But it's fine.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
You know, adults have too, well have you thought nappies?

Speaker 15 (13:29):
I'd ever do that, although you know, like I'm a nurse,
I think it's important to talk about these sort of things.
You know, people adults can have whoop sees.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, did you throw that taiel out that?

Speaker 16 (13:43):
You know?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
What I like about this whole conversation. We have now
just come full circle.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
We have all the way back around being in the car.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, exactly, that nappies are a good idea, They're not good.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I still out indoors it now with the pod.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Stuff that can happen on a full moon, because a
lot of people claim, like you know, nurses claim that
more people end up in emergency, the crazies come out.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
You do hear from the police like that there's more
more incidence on a full moon. Whether that's just because
burglars can see where they're going or what I heard.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
That babies, more babies can be born because waters.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
I don't know, I'm making that up.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
People say they can become more amorous, more honey, yes,
because of the full moon. But there was something that
has happened in my house for over twenty years, and
I reckon it's happened in other people's houses. I have
two sleepwalkers in your house and they've been sleepwalking.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Two of my kids are sleepwalking.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
On your kids zombie. A couple of people just.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Okay, so you boys have been sleepwalking from sort of
the age of two on right, and those two, one
in particular, has continued right through adulthood and will often sleepwalk.
And I just remember that the full moon there was
much more chance that one or both of them would
get up and go for a walk. Now I'm talking

(15:18):
things like going into the fridge making a sandwich.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Make a sandwich, but be asleep.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
The scariest run.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
And I will never forget this as long as I
live in our old house. We're on one level, and
the pool was straight outside the front lounge, and there
was a pool fence and everything.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
I found my five year old on the other side of.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
The pool fence inside fast sleep at two am.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Wow, Oh my goodness, that's so dangerous.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
I know, right, sleepwalking is a thing thing People are
ashamed of it.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
You shouldn't because it's kind of like.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
A war story. Yeah, it must be genetic, Like we
don't have any sleepwalkers in our family. For you to
have a couple of hours or something of walked and
not knowing why you were drug that's not to talk
about Mad Monday Corse. It's very different. Otherwise, Bronco sleepwalking
at the moment around.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Risbone, promise you, I promise you. There will be people listening.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I have sleepwalkers in their lives or I have ended
up in crazy situations that they don't remember.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
Where did you find someone sleepwalking.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Please thirteen one oh sixty fives our number.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Rob here now podcast.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
The full moon and people, are you're suggesting extra sleepwalking
happens around a full moment?

Speaker 6 (16:41):
I can do.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
And I have two sleepwalkers, and one of them I
know still does it to this day. I haven't asked
if he got up and made a sandwich last time.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yes, these are you boys, by the way, Yes, not
just randoms from Paddington knocking on the door to sleep
walkers at home. Robert Taylor out of al Jester. So
is this your son?

Speaker 16 (17:08):
Yes, my my now fifty year old son. He was
six at the time. He didn't get up and make
a sandwich, Robin, but he did ruin the food in
the pantry. He got up and opened the pantry door,
thinking it was the toilet, and proceeded to pee all
over the pantry food.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
I've kind of had similar wing incidences all over the house.
I was going to save the boys from the embarrassment.
But I know, Taylor, It's so true, isn't it.

Speaker 16 (17:34):
Oh, it's a constant source of amusement in our house.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
At least you could laugh about it. Craigie good wanting
warning are you on a bob cat.

Speaker 9 (17:46):
I am in a bobcat. That's right.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
Have you stopped driving it?

Speaker 9 (17:50):
I have shut it down. Okay I want to say
I'm on a hands free but I'm not. Now that's
so great. Okay. So my wife famously sleep teachers.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
What so she's a teacher for a job.

Speaker 9 (18:03):
She did the teacher for a job. Yeah, but yeah,
I've been known to wake up in the middle of
the night to hear her teaching her class sitting up
in the chest. And the very first time it happened,
I was like, I didn't know what was going on,
and then when I realized, I just leant into it.
So I was like, missus mcnowys, can I go to
the toilet? And then of course she kind of came

(18:24):
to and realized what I was doing, and then she
got really mad at me.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
And then.

Speaker 9 (18:30):
She finished it by basically saying, okay, every one pencils
down and you know, something like this.

Speaker 17 (18:35):
But she just carried back on bed.

Speaker 6 (18:40):
And Alison of North legs, what happened with your younger brother?

Speaker 18 (18:45):
So it was back in South Africa and he got
up in the middle of the night. He mustn't been
about seven or eight and he unlocked the front door,
walked out, turns left on the main road, walked three
kilometers up to his primary school to go and have
a pee, turned around and walked all the way back.
My parents had heard the front door open. Obviously they
frantic be in South Africa and went looking for him,

(19:07):
and he was on his way back home. And obviously
when they found him, he woke up and got a
big fight.

Speaker 9 (19:12):
But that was the story.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
He went on a six k round trip to have
a at school in the middle of the night, and
this is a country where they are like barbed.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Wire, and.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
He's got great.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
That is pretty incredible.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
That's what you took.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Now with Choreos the podcast Glorious Weekend for Brisbane, the
women's Broncos Team one, then of course the Broncos Man
one as well, and you were there for your farewell
because this is officially the year you retired, even though
we knew about it last year, so they honored you
with a bunch of other players. But I do think

(19:55):
you definitely got the biggest year when you got to
wave to the crowd.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Bronco's favorite.

Speaker 11 (20:00):
Choreos also retires as a Crowd one club player and
three times State of Origin champions the Queen's Land.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Can you hear a bit of a crowd there on
Channel nine but Teague and your wife actually was able
to tape you from the slight side of the ground.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
So when they walk off stage, well, you walk off
stage and then they have all these kids has beens
lined up to jump on and do a lap.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
And ours was Red Well Marine.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Ah yeah, so cool.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
Okay, Oh, I've got goose pumps. That must have been amazing.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
I started puffing them up.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
How are you doing?

Speaker 17 (20:37):
Like the game for it?

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Give us, give me some love.

Speaker 19 (20:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
I've seen Christian Well who's a Melbourne Storm player who
just recently retired.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
He was on the headphones talking and I knew it.
I knew it would just picking him off, all right,
Bronx crass.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
And you reckon.

Speaker 12 (20:53):
There was like it was like seventy percent Broncos fans
in Sydney.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Yeah it was yeah, Yeah, you could see how many
Brisbane and Queenslanders, like how much it meant to them,
like with the colors of the flags, easily seventy percent.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
What's going to happen now to those players?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Because there'd be some players that were debuting this season
and are probably up for renegotiation.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
When we talked about Ben Hunt and Anna Reynolds and
you're saying they're not going to.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Retire, they well, they signed two year deals, so they
will probably see them.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Out and that's that ends next year.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Are there any others?

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Well?

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Gamship is ARKI. You know, the center that played Queensland
came from towns or playing Q Cup was about to
give the game away. So funny enough, he was here
originally in the Broncos when he started. I played with
him years ago, and then they got rid of him
and he was he was a gun back then, and

(21:51):
he left and obviously his career went not well, and
now he's come back and he's.

Speaker 12 (21:57):
What deal was he on this year?

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Is a train and trial so you get get paid
the train, yeah, and playing get paid well?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Like, like what does that mean though to the average person,
like a basic way, I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
I think it depends on me days you're in.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
I think some boys, if it's only a day or two,
maybe one thousand bucks a week because you don't really.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
Work, okay, so sort of compared to Reese Walsh, you
gets how much I mean though, that same game.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Yeah, so I don't think.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
And then he obviously signed on a base contract, which
it wouldn't have been much. It might have been sixty
seventy okay, and for a guy who's as good as him, yeah,
you know he's but he probably got bonuses, so he
might have got matches, which is sometimes two grand a game.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
So potentially for next season, will they keep him?

Speaker 5 (22:50):
I hope so, I hope because of how much he's
improved and how Fay has come this season.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
He will, you know, he will stay for less.

Speaker 7 (22:59):
I really hope so, because I don't think the club's got.

Speaker 12 (23:02):
A lot left, a lot of money left now when
you look at who we've got.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
Are we talking two hundred three hundred four?

Speaker 4 (23:08):
What he's word?

Speaker 12 (23:09):
What's he worked?

Speaker 19 (23:10):
Yeah? What?

Speaker 4 (23:11):
I reckon? He's worth six hundred.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
He's gone from this season sixty thousand dollars to potentially
being playing seven hundred thousand.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
All you can probably get there between five and seven.

Speaker 12 (23:23):
And he made the Australian team, well, he played.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
For Queen's pretty awesome. He made Australian team.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
There's lots of redemptions within the Broncos.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
He was an incredible player before he left as what
and because you can't say he never had it, because
I knew he always had all this. It's just he left,
you know, lost his way and now he's come back and.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
You know, such a good story and payday.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
But but you reckon, we don't have seven hundred thousand.
That would be interesting.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
That could be a favorite of movement in the next
month or two.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Now the podcast. Halfway through the podcast. Now we've got
a couple of calls we didn't get to get to
air today which had some sleepwalking tails. But you've got
one of your own, Corey.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah, it's not me, it's my.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Brother in law Leam And And obviously they went on
trips with with with Jean when they were kids, just
overseas with footy, but then also holidays, and there's a
couple of stories. One of them is they were staying
at a hotel and apparently Digging woke up one night
and Liam Liam standing over the top saying, I got you.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
I'm stopping the train. Stop, the train's coming.

Speaker 12 (24:34):
It's okay, like he's going to stop with his head.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
And then another one.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
I think it's the same holiday, maybe even in the
same hotel.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
She was saying that they all woke up one night
just to hearing all this noise.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
It's Liam rearranged in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
He shifted furniture and woke it up, just just the
whole rooms changed.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
One of my boys believing they were spider.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Man really and on the top of the BedHead trying
to do that thing like a spider man does.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, that would be freaky. Look at your child asleep,
moving their arms around like.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
If you're.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
It's trying to bend the walk just keep falling.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
There's got some more calls on this, Helen out of Flagstone.
So we're talking sleep walking. What happened, Helen, Well.

Speaker 20 (25:33):
I stop five kids, and two of my kids.

Speaker 9 (25:36):
Sleep eat, sleep, eat, sleep.

Speaker 20 (25:39):
So they go to breach, they go to the pantry,
they eat whatever they possibly can't and go back to bed.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
And are we talking things like rice or like uncooked anything.

Speaker 20 (25:52):
Yep, whenever they.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
And they make a lot of mess.

Speaker 20 (25:57):
So anyway, two of them moved back in with their
older brother, and I said to my grandson, who was
fifteen at the time, watching Arnie, Arnie and uncle they sleep,
eat and then all that. He didn't believe me until
one night he actually caught them, and next time he
saw me, he says, oh my god, Grandma, I caught

(26:18):
him sleep eating. I said, one of the things grandma's
got locked on. Also Trubleton Fridges something the next morning
and it'd be gone, Wow.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Imagine if you were, like, you know, under a calorie
controlled diet or something and you had to try and
watch what you're eating. And I mean, you've got no
control if you're knocking back a Hamburger at Midnightete.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
You wake up?

Speaker 7 (26:39):
What's going on? I'm sticking to oldren of the day.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Thanks, I don't understand doing the diet.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
Trina of North McLean. What happened?

Speaker 11 (26:50):
Hi?

Speaker 21 (26:50):
How are you?

Speaker 19 (26:52):
So?

Speaker 21 (26:53):
We had flown over to America to do a horse
comp representing Australia, and while we were there, we decided
that we would drive from Georgia right across to probably
about five states. It was across America. On the way,
we saw Six Flags of Texas and decided we should

(27:14):
stop and go to such a good theme park. My
son was a bit of a wanderer at the time,
so we checked into a great hotel next to the
Six Flags, and before we finished up for the night,
I went and showed them the pool that we'd go
to the next day. Throughout the night, my son, unbeknown

(27:34):
to myself and my daughter, woke up, left the hotel room,
went down the elevator and was taking himself for a swim.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
How old was he?

Speaker 9 (27:44):
Seven?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
And we're talking about midnight, the middle of the night.

Speaker 21 (27:50):
Yeah, I think they rocks back through with him, and
about one o'clock and knocked on the door and sort
of went, is this one yours? And I went where
was he? And they went, oh, just walking through to
the pool. And when we saw no one with him,
we thought we should maybe.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Stop him up pudden had he woken up?

Speaker 21 (28:11):
No, not at all, does not remember. I sing very
lightly with the luggage against the doorway to stop him
being able to get out, or at least make noise
so I would waste.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Up start living alarms.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
On the ground.

Speaker 21 (28:32):
He was a very open child, so with only one
but literally had seen the pool and obviously he was
going for a swimt.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
That's scary. Thanks.

Speaker 21 (28:43):
Thanks a couple of weeks of quite quiet at night
to listen to him.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Yeah, making sure where he is.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Now, poor fella get sweeped by a bird and I
to have stitches.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
I know what what because of the bird?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, well that's a little I'm not sure. I think
he might have run into something. Oh yes, okay, but
I'm just giving sympathy.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Because I'm his mother and I don't care. And it
sounds so much better to say that you've been taken
out by and.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
There is terror about getting attacked from above like you do.
It does make people crumble in a way that you know,
other animal attacks are different because you don't know where
they're coming from. Yeah, they come out of nowhere. I
saw an American person who's just moved to Australia putting
up a TikTok video just going y'all, y'all they had
birds that swoop because.

Speaker 12 (29:43):
They're called it swooping.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
There's actually season, there's a season. There's actually a website
called Magpie alert dot com which is full of updates
and streets all around Australia. But like you can specify
and there's and they also yeah, there's like like a
yellow magpie and that's like one that swoops and a
red one means it's swooped and you've had to go
to hospital, you've been injured.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
Yeah, I've two stitches on his head.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
So where was that?

Speaker 6 (30:07):
Well it was in Berlimba.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Oh okay.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
I just texted him and said, where was it? Billiana
Street Street?

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Yeah, Toby used to live on that street. Really, yes,
just down the road.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I don't know if I should out the specific house
because clearly this magpie is living there.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
Because he gave me the number. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (30:25):
Wow, So what was he doing there?

Speaker 16 (30:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:29):
So his mother asked, No, No, he works.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
He one of his jobs is he reads gas meters
and he was showing someone how to do it, and
the bird came down and actually that's what I think happened.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
He might have smacked his head into the but it
doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
He showed me a picture of his bleeding scalp, and
as his mother, I just went, poor love.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Does it they do?

Speaker 19 (30:54):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I just yeah, every season it's the same thing. Do
you do the bike ties on the top of your
helmet for Raffie?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
No, I've never done it. Yes, I actually wrote I
got sweep by a bird riding up.

Speaker 19 (31:07):
Where was I was?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
The logo wrote like Matt Gravat. Incidentally, I went for
a ride and I hadn't hadn't figured in that there
was a word mountain in the suburbs.

Speaker 16 (31:18):
It was just like it.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
I'm going up hill. I got upper hill and going
so slow, and this magpie started bang whacking the top
of my helmet and I was going and I had
nothing left in the tank, and I was just peddling
so slowly. I'm just like, I'm screaming out.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
I'm going as fast as I can.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Was a magpie, because you hear that.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
They go close always, they just scare.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
There's a park in two I can't remember the name
of it, and it's got this WHEELI thing, and it's
just notorious and it picks on the little kids.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
So this is terrible. But as my kids grew older,
I just thought, I'll take the dog. Then it sweeps
the dog.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Is that what it does?

Speaker 6 (32:07):
But my dogs don't care.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
It doesn't bother them.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
And now if I go out into a place that
I know that there's any sweeping birds there will go
Marley and Molly.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yeah, well you get scared of him. Corey, you're worried
about the magpie.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
You're taller than the rest of us.

Speaker 12 (32:23):
You first.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
I don't think I've been to deal with the magpie
for years.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
I don't know if that's because Marlon if I always
find them in the backyard sleeping.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
I don't have a dog. He's just good at catching them.
I don't know how.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Oh your dog catches them.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
I don't know how, because you've seen him. He's a
big boy.

Speaker 12 (32:40):
Yeah, he just like tricks them.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
See they sweep.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
They say to be nice to them. If you feed
a magpie, you might make them friendly.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
They hang around and know the hell out.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
But I love Maggie's. Maggie is the sweetest. Least they're
going to hurt you. Then, I don't like to know.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Thirty six fives their number. If you've got one, I
mean Billianna Street. Obviously that's one option week ago. But
we should send you out, Corey to to investigate.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
Let's see if a magpie attacks the Bronco.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yes, we've got a lot on today. We send you,
Cory because and you're much braver than I am. Yeah,
so we send you out.

Speaker 12 (33:18):
Yeah, big break, big big footy like you are. You
go there, see what happens.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
Thirteen six five.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
If you have a known swooping bird street or place
or part, yes, where we can send our resident Bronco.

Speaker 7 (33:33):
Take a bat No no protected species scare them.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
I just what no, no, you can't do no ro
now podcast And it is swooping season for Magpies and plovers. Yes,
we have our very own real life angry birds right here,
right here in Brisbane.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Do you know like little kids can develop their phobia
of birds based on this season?

Speaker 6 (34:01):
I know a couple of kids.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Who have this absolute terror because they were swooped as
like two year olds barely remember the incident, but like
have psychological.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
All scars forever some birds.

Speaker 12 (34:12):
Yeah, to their face.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
And then now you're afraid of pigeons and other harmless birds.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Yeah, like the.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Beautiful pelican looks like it's going to take you out
like a great wife.

Speaker 7 (34:19):
Yes, you're right though, because so Monty, she's actually scared
of birds.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
She's Hucks and.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Jason was she swooped?

Speaker 7 (34:29):
Yeah yeah, but yeah, so she's really scared of birds.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
But Huck's honestly helmet on.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
He is just like I'll save you. There's an actual website,
Magpie alert dot com where you can check out all
the sweeps. It gives you the dates and even the
severity of the sweeps where the people were injured. Those
ones shot up red.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, so my son Lou got swooped at Billiana Street
in Berlimba and ended up with two stitches on his head.
So we want to find out if there are other
bad swooping streets. Jacob Petree, Kolanga.

Speaker 19 (34:59):
Where so down there on Marsden Road near Gosha drive
until best to drive. My kids got religiously swooped pretty much.
Heed them as they're coming home from school. You near
the screens coming up bating, you know they're coming home.
Sold them, well, how about you take another route and
you go around that side of the back side of

(35:20):
the street. They went around the backside and started getting
swooped by plumbers.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
Taken where is it?

Speaker 15 (35:35):
There's a notorious one at Melbourne Park and they are
horrendous down there kids. Do you think kids are having fun?
But they're like just root them the law, pat them
on the bikes and everything there notorious.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
So you're just on your phone going there's squeals of joy, Jackie,
where is this?

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Where is this magpie in my back paddic.

Speaker 10 (36:06):
Well, my poor husband just said last night, I can't
do any thing outside. I'm so depressed. It's doing my
head in. We can't sit on the Verandah. My son
was swooped underneath the carport getting in the cargoing to
school this morning. But on the upside, they're not swooped
to me. They're only going to the boys, so I'm
not entirely upset about that.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
Interesting. Did you pay them?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Like?

Speaker 18 (36:28):
Not pay them?

Speaker 9 (36:29):
Not said them?

Speaker 15 (36:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (36:31):
Maybe I smiled nicely, but they're leaving me alone.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
I've heard they have facial recognition, like they can from years.
They will remember your face and for whatever reason, you've
got a good face, Jackie.

Speaker 10 (36:40):
No, maybe it's just a teacher face.

Speaker 11 (36:42):
I give them.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Even the magpies are scared.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Now. We've got a lot of people are suggesting places
around Blimber as well, Cambridge Street and Blimber and Blimber
Street in Blimber for Corey to check out. You know
what Blimber actually means. I think it's the land of
the Magpie Lark. Really yeah, yeah, oh my goodness. That's
why there's little magpies on Oxford Street, like little character
Durios or whatever. So that's where we need to send
you Corey to test.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
So why would they build houses around there?

Speaker 11 (37:12):
Then?

Speaker 7 (37:12):
Event was known for a long long time you're going
to get swooped forever.

Speaker 17 (37:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (37:17):
There.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
The first health house was built as a shelter from
the magpies, and I'm guessing no.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
One is putting that in their real estate perspective.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
That's right, by the way.

Speaker 7 (37:26):
You're going to get swooped every day.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Are you willing to go because you're tall?

Speaker 7 (37:30):
Yeah, I'm not willing, but I don't have a choice.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
So that is correct. Excellent, all right, and we'll send
you with some cameras and let's see if we can
get something to attack you.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
That sounds awesome, sounds so far.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
All right, it's going to be a good day. Now.
Some controversy with yesterday's round of Cash or Crash, and
that involves getting an expert.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Here is one of our favorite doctors. Hello, doctor Carl.

Speaker 17 (38:05):
Good morning, Doctor Robin, Doctor Kiper, Doctor Corey.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
First time it is doctor Carl. I mean sorry that
we've had to call on you in these difficult times
because we've got controversy on the show.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
At the moment.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Doctor Carr had a We have this competition called Cash
or Crash. It's like a double or nothing game. And
the final question for one thousand dollars yesterday was this one.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
What freezes faster? Cold or hot water?

Speaker 18 (38:34):
Gold?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
It is hot water freezers faster than water. So there
was no thousand dollars given away yesterday, but straight after
it there were the phones went off. There was also
chat in the studio gone on is that right? And
so we thought we've we better get a definitive answer
from you. What does freeze faster? Is it hot or
cold water?

Speaker 17 (39:03):
We don't know.

Speaker 10 (39:04):
We get used to.

Speaker 17 (39:05):
Think that there are some things we do not know. Firstly,
sometimes hot water or ice cream or other liquids can
freeze more quickly than cold, and sometimes they don't. But
even more important, we don't know whether the explanation is
something truly deep that is fundamental to our physics, or
it's just trivial and the experimental conditions change too much.

(39:28):
We really do not know.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
There is enough controversy around this that I feel like
we need to give Kelly the thousand bucks.

Speaker 17 (39:38):
I don't know, look Aristotle, Like you said, Aristotle, we
go back two thousand years. The fact that the water
has been previously warmed contributes to us freezing quickly, so
it cools cola. Hence, many people when they want to
cool water quickly begin by putting it into the sub
and it's going back two thousand years for Aristotle, and

(39:58):
then Francis Bacon talked about it. Rene de Cars, the
philosopher Sinus.

Speaker 10 (40:02):
Have been mentioning it on off.

Speaker 17 (40:04):
Is there a chance to give a special category in
a prize for having given a question to which there
is no different answer?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I think so.

Speaker 12 (40:12):
I mean, I think the question was wrong.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Obviously, if there's not a definitive answer, the question was wrong,
and we've got to give them a thousand bucks. I think.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
On the other head, doctor Car, thank you so much. Mate.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Periodic Taiale, my science and memoir in paperback is out
now with doctor Carl. But we have Kelly from Rothwell
on the phone right now. Hey Kelly, Hey, guys, how
a were going good?

Speaker 14 (40:34):
Good?

Speaker 4 (40:35):
How's your car? Have you colored that light in it?

Speaker 9 (40:38):
Still waiting on a callback?

Speaker 5 (40:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Because you were trying to win this money. You were
going to the mechanic yesterday. I mean, I'm not sure
that doctor Carr was as definitive as we wanted him
to be, but you know, we're willing to recognize that.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
We stuff this up. So how would you like a
thousand bucks?

Speaker 19 (40:57):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (40:57):
My god, I would love a thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Yes, you know what.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Corey and I after the show yesterday and well this
will be up on Instagram. We went and actually did
an experiment with ice trays, had big shoes with water
and cold water, and the cold water actually won in
our experiments. Yes, so I think you're undubercent, right, Kelly.

Speaker 16 (41:18):
Oh yes, I'm glad it follows me.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Right, well done. So a thousand bucks that should take
care of the car. Oh, let's hope.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
So you guys are amazing.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Thank you so much. Now, sometimes when Rafael my six
year olds getting chatty in the backseat, I just I
can tell he's in a mood. So I just hit
record on my Apple Watch. Okay, you just dropped some
bombs right here. And sometimes I missed the really good stuff.
But I was able to ask him about the dynamics

(41:49):
on this show the other day and he had a
very interesting take on who's in charge?

Speaker 22 (41:54):
Who do you think is the smartest out of my team? Like,
out of me and Robin and Corey, it's the smartest.
She's the box and she's the boss.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Why do you think that?

Speaker 16 (42:10):
Because she's fastuff, because.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
She's good at stuff. Your biggest fan is you're the smartest,
You're good at stuff. You're clearly the boss.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Order. It was just prob.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah, yeah, he didn't even think about it.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
How did that happen?

Speaker 19 (42:28):
You know?

Speaker 12 (42:28):
I was thinking about.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
But actually in his life, all of his authority figures,
you know, with the exception of me, are women, like
his teachers are all women. He's principals a woman, He's
the vice principal as a woman. He knows Ali he's
our big boss. She's a woman like as far as
he's concerned, of course you'd be the boss.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
Are you going to be brave enough to ask him?
Between you Nana and Amber?

Speaker 12 (42:54):
No, I want to ask him that just the case.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
What you reckon your kids, you should try.

Speaker 19 (43:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Yeah, I think I am the one like at home
because I know he will. He pushes it with with
his mum and with his step mum, but he knows
that I will come down and go off, you know.
And I have to say to mate, I'm on the
I'm about to go off.

Speaker 12 (43:20):
I'm about to go off.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
I said, I'm going to ask you one more time
to put your pants on, and then I'm going off.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
And what happens.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Did he listens?

Speaker 9 (43:29):
Then?

Speaker 12 (43:29):
I used to It used to take me going off,
but now he knows what it.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Sounds like and what is going off mean?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
And I'll just I'll just yell and then he gets it, fright,
you know, he gets and so I just have to
if I get loud enough, then he does it. But
it's just sometimes he has these moments of just like
being able to talk like an adult, you know what
I mean, Like he has these He's really insightful and
he'll talk to me. I heard him talking to someone
about the Tesla cyber truck, talking to one of the mums.

(43:57):
I think it was at your at the big birthday,
and he's gone. You know the problem is is they
make him out of stainless steel. It should be aluminium.
But then all of a suddenly you go, mate, the
same kid forgets to flush the toilet and you go.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
How is this happening?

Speaker 6 (44:14):
Have you looked in the mirror?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
So I come on, at least I remember to flush, Robin,
I'm not great.

Speaker 12 (44:18):
A lot of stuff when you were five, ye.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Credit, and I will say even you know, when Corey
was at the Grand Final the other day, as you
as you drove by in the ute out on the
field waving. I said, rap, look there's there's mate Cory.

Speaker 12 (44:34):
And you know what, he looked at you and he.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Went so he said a key of Tasman.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
Said here's Tasman.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
How did you get that? I thought he drove a
ram and I'm like, just just can we just enjoy
the moment, the farewelling the crowd.

Speaker 9 (44:56):
Now with the podcast,