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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Robin and Kid for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
You're listening to the Robin Kick podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Good Day, It's Robin and Kip on demand the podcast.
Sometimes this has just shown up on my feeds. Its
came through the reels. Actually, Robed, I want to show
you at halftime. You know, sometimes there's there's evidence against
somebody in court that is that's.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Hard to defend.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yes, and I think this person But the headline of
this of this.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Reel is I'm no expert, but I think he did it.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Okay, And I'll show you they the court has gone
through the Google searches of this man accused of murder,
and he'll go they'll go through chronologically his searches and
just yeah, you can just see if you think he
did it or not.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Okay, you're listening to the Robin and podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Our next guest is a stand up comedian and internet
sensation as everyone's favorite Mom Flynn.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
To need a bit on the Irish horses because they're tired.
They need to come on the plane.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
You'd be if you've got the plane from Ilant to
put your hands together for Robin and Kid with Melbuddle.

Speaker 7 (01:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:22):
Hello, You've been all over my social media mate.

Speaker 8 (01:25):
Sorry, Robin, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
I quite enjoy it because you have combined yourself with
a butcher.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yes, meat is a huge passion of mine, as you know, No,
I do because I'm a bit of a foodie. I
made some content for the socials with butchers, and so
I've got to hang out with butchers for three days.
They are very charming blokes, are they.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
They're my favorites as a trade as I think.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
I would go as far to say, Robin, they're probably
my favorite and the hottest trade is.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
Okay, they have one really good arm, yes, yes, slicing arm,
you know.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
But it's the talking for me, Robert, little lady, what
are you going to do with that brisket?

Speaker 8 (02:13):
I'm like, well, now, come slow cook it.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
And I found them incredibly sexy because they're are traded.
They've got the sort of the gruffness, but also they
want to know what you're having for dinner.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Yeah, and they'll tell you how to cook it.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
These are not metaphors, Robin, these are actual. I just
enjoy cooking chicken breast. But I spent you know a
few days at a butcher shop, and I love going
to the butcher because they that they talk to you.

Speaker 8 (02:41):
They give your kid a cheerio.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yes, yeah, the good ones ones.

Speaker 8 (02:45):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
If you're being offered a cheerio for your child, you're
in one of Brisbane's best butcher shops. You don't give
that at the major supermarket.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
The fish monkeys don't do that, do they now?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
And then, very very rarely at Woolies or whatever.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
If there's an older person behind the counter, they remember
the cheerio rule and they'll give you one.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
But they're not supposed to do anymore.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Well, I'm sure there's a series of health it's good for.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
A little bit of a coolie.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
I'll shut the cheerio in my pocket and save it
for the car right home. Sit on it. Oh no,
it's still good.

Speaker 8 (03:23):
You can have it, Harry.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
So you reckon butchers might have the best looking workplace.
You reckon butchers. They're the job.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
They're hot once you get past the blood.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
On the white ices, and often the fact that they
taste everything.

Speaker 8 (03:35):
They cool.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
So there's often quite the belly that goes.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
With the I don't mind a big man rob. If
I was going to go that way, i'd want a
proper one. I'd want a big, scary one.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I respect that if you're going to go, if you're
going to go to the other side of the fence, go.

Speaker 9 (03:52):
A real one.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Get a big one who can break a pig down
with a knife.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
I mean they know how to get rid of the body.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
They've got access to a minsa. Yep, they're charming Robin
going there.

Speaker 8 (04:04):
Oh no, I do.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
I've put a couple of butchers as one at Kenel
Plaza that often buy meat from the young apprentices.

Speaker 10 (04:11):
You know they come through she.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Can and the butcher shop has a lot of female, young,
young girl apprentices coming through as well.

Speaker 8 (04:17):
That's good. Yeah, I reckon, That's what i'd do. You'd
be as I was canceled.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
If my DM's got leak today, I'd be enrolling in
a cert floor and butchery.

Speaker 10 (04:27):
There right, like, good morning, sweater, What are you after today?

Speaker 8 (04:31):
Get it down?

Speaker 5 (04:32):
You only to put those chicken breasts and separate bags.
Oh yes, please, Billy, you see them up for mamma.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Do you agree with mel Is butchery the hottest, the
hottest occupation or have you got one als to throw
on the ring?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Thirteen one sixty five is our number.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
I think bricklayers get to go. I think like fire
Fire peeps are pretty good. I mean they get to
handle those really big hostes.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
It's good to be in Robins.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Last year, yes, thirteen six fives out number with Robin
Kid Kisses ninety seven three.

Speaker 9 (05:05):
The Robin and Chit podcast.

Speaker 10 (05:10):
Got Melbuttle with us in the studio. Who is convinced that.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
People who are butchers are the hottest of the workplaces.
I find that fascinating.

Speaker 10 (05:18):
Are we talking full bearded butcher works.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
And let's expand the word hot, like we're not just
objectifying their bodies like hot as in Great Conversation List.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yes, well that makes them hot. Yeah, you know, I.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
Think all of the above. Caitlin of Blimba, who do
you reckon?

Speaker 8 (05:34):
Is the hottest trade?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Caitlin, you got to say yes, yeah, So which which
workers are the hottest?

Speaker 9 (05:43):
Definitely stuck.

Speaker 11 (05:45):
Those people just stop the shelves because you know they
have Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Are you one of those people? By any chance? Kit?

Speaker 12 (05:56):
No?

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Okay, okay, okay, So Kaitlyn, how old are you?

Speaker 11 (06:00):
Seventeen?

Speaker 8 (06:01):
Right?

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Have you finished school this year? Have you finished school
this year? You're going into year twelve?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (06:10):
Because this is often a job that school leavers do
so lots of young people. Is there a particular supermarket
that you really like to go to?

Speaker 13 (06:19):
I'm probably lily like.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
I like their uniform, pretty classy and often really nice.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
So go, Yeah, you put that sauce up there, buddy.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Kaitlyn, I'm going to reward you. We've got fifty dollars,
Krispy Kreme, Voucha and the Big Dough inflatable. So they
combined with Wahoo and they released the Ultimate pool Side
Must have the Big Dough. You sound like someone who
could really take advantage of that.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Well done, Caitlyn, Now, I mean that's not an option
I was thinking we were going to get today. We
were talking about hot, hot professions. But if you've got
one thirteen one sixty five.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Yeah, we Joe has one from our jester. Joe's talking
about someone we often see doing what they do?

Speaker 14 (07:08):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Radio presenter.

Speaker 9 (07:13):
Wake Up with Robin and kire.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Mel joined us earlier and gave us quite an interesting
option of the hottest workplace.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
You're saying butchers might.

Speaker 8 (07:25):
Be the hottest.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
They chat, they cook, what more.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Could you want? They talk about your dinner, and they
actually care about the outcome.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
They do They're like, let me know how you go
with that land and a really good butcher.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
We'll ask you how you went with the lamb the
next time you came in.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Correct, it's sexy.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Robin Care is sexy. Okay, So yes, what is the
hottest trade? And if you want to check out Mel
with her butcher, it's actually hilarious. It's on your socials. Yes, okay,
Joe of our Jester.

Speaker 8 (07:53):
What's the best trade?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Joe, hi, hey.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
Trade?

Speaker 7 (08:01):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (08:02):
My man works on a civil construction site doing the
road up grades at in Drufully and I think he's
the sexy because the sexiest one because of that trade.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
You know, they've got like the muscles, they got to
lift heavy seas, they've got to drive big, big truck.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
We talked about. We talk about high viz. What are they?
What are they?

Speaker 13 (08:22):
Oh yeah, high vis.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
And if it's no high.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
Viz shirt off, take your shirt off.

Speaker 13 (08:27):
You've got to do.

Speaker 12 (08:28):
You've got to do the side looks when they come
home to get undressed, and you've got to kind of
keep it under option. You've got kids in the house.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
You know, Wow, I really thought about this job.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
You're going to keep coming.

Speaker 11 (08:38):
With the problem is he actually thinks he's more sexy
than I think you.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Okay, well, I was going to give you a complimentary
Men's super cut and dry at be hair Blimber for
your man. Or are you going to tell me he's bald?

Speaker 12 (08:58):
He actually is proud of how much.

Speaker 10 (08:59):
Hair still have.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
There you go, okay, perfect, there you go be hair.
They look after, they look after him, and.

Speaker 10 (09:05):
Then just control you control your haircut there when he gets.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Home, I'm a hurry up. Yes, that's been going on
my whole life. Those roadworks. Could we get a bit
of a light a fly.

Speaker 12 (09:17):
He only leaves home at five thirty in the morning
and then gets home at sick Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Okay, we'll work hard and it's still still not hard enough.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Apparently you're listening to the Robin and Kid podcast.

Speaker 10 (09:32):
Hasn't been great for schoolies, it really hasn't.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
I mean they've been inside a lot. I've been watching,
you know, some of their coverage and seeing stuff on
my streaming, and you know a lot of them are
breaving the weather.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, because a lot of stuff they do is like
out at night on the beaches and things like that,
which has been a little damp. Yes, now the reason
we're talking about weather and school is is Alana from
the newsrooms with us in the studio.

Speaker 10 (09:56):
And Lana, you're having the next week off.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
You won't be on the show next week?

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Yeah, well from tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I've poorly planned it, but yes, I'll be on the
Gold Coast too.

Speaker 10 (10:06):
You're going for a family holiday.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Half family holidays.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
During schoolies on the Gold Coast.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, well that was just an accident. It was just
poor timing. You're not Ali, No, and I've been fighting
the Tooley's allegations all week.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
How old are you now? You're twenty seven, Okay, you're
way too old.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
For well, yeah, it's a family holidays. Okay, so your
mom my mom planned it a year ago hoping that
we could all, you know, with that time lock it
in because there's so many people coming.

Speaker 6 (10:35):
Do you know what's worse about next week, even worse
than this week, is it's the Southern schoolies and they're older.
So the Queensland schoolies often are not yet eighteen. There
are a couple that are, but the Southern schoolies are
mostly eighteen.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Be able to go out and yeah, where you're going
find some schoolies?

Speaker 11 (10:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
And do you know what the other thing is as
well is I was thinking it comes in threes, so
surely like I also am missing the last week of
this show obviously, which apology is in advance, and the
third thing, hopefully third and final. There's also a marathon that's.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Blocking a all the streets around where we're say, is
that the GC fifty Yes?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Oh yeah, it's even more. It's like it's more than
your regular marathon. It's fifty k's. Oh that's fun. So
that's happening right where you are.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
As well as schools.

Speaker 10 (11:26):
Wow, you have really screwed up this holiday.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Well, I don't know. I was just thinking of fun
times and I wasn't thinking about all that.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Thirteen one oh six fives our number if you want
to get involved, if you've if you've booked a holiday
at an incredibly bad time.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Yeah, so for example, don't feel so bad. My mum,
when I was about fourteen or fifteen, booked this holiday
to Fiji. And my mum was also a single mom.
We didn't have very much money, so us going to
Fiji was huge and we couldn't work it out and
she's like, no, no, no, I've got this great deal and
it was like really spontaneous last minute. We literally packed
up bags and left that night. When we got to Fiji,

(12:03):
we discovered that there'd been a cyclone and none of
the services were working.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Like water, no, like cooking.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Hot meals was a problem. Say, hey, we stayed in
a resort beautiful, It's just that all the resort staff
were cleaning out the debris.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
From the Yes, gosh, to be fair, you can't plan
for that. You can't know.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
We did have a year of.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Knowing all of these things we're converging at once. We
just didn't check.

Speaker 10 (12:32):
But that okay.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
So yes, if you have had a poorly timed holiday.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
We want to hear about it. Thirteen one oh six five.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
The Robin and Chick Podcast, we're asking the time you
booked a holiday very poorly. For example, Alana from our
newsroom is heading to the Gold Coast for a family
holiday like this weekend and into next week, right in
the middle of school.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
And there were three thing she said that we're like,
it comes in three, but I'm going to add a
fourth Atlanta because Gary Youngbrey from Channel nine told us
that we're having a fine weekend, then it's crappy weather
all next week.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
But Actually I didn't have my phone on me. My
mom had was just coincidentally listening and she was texting
her own defenses.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
What did your mother say?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Actually, we are avoiding the school holidays, so that's kind
of That was the main reason I love your mom.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
She's gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
You won't be there for school as you will be
there for schoolies.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
They're not small, screaming children, just drunk cat.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Just people just learning how to be drunk for the
first time. That'll be great. What could go wrong?

Speaker 6 (13:41):
You be talking of schoolies? Tell us what happened on
a cruise.

Speaker 14 (13:46):
We did our schoolies on a cruise in the Itchy
thousand and the entire ship was schoolies except for one
family or no mom, dad.

Speaker 11 (13:57):
And two children.

Speaker 10 (13:58):
How were the kids?

Speaker 14 (14:00):
Oh they would Oh gosh, I was eighteen, so at
a guest maybe tennish.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
Yeah, you'd put them into kids club and then hide
in your room. Wouldn't you even.

Speaker 11 (14:10):
Even know if kids club was on?

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Call it off because of schools?

Speaker 10 (14:15):
That's perfect thirteen one oh six fives out number.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
If you've booked all holiday poorly, that family that's going
to take beating, Oh they will.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
That will go down in family history.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
The photos from the group so good.

Speaker 9 (14:30):
Kids wake up with Robin and Kid.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Talking about times you've booked holidays without maybe thoroughly checking
on things.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Holy timed holidays.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
I went to Brazil years ago.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Rob my mate, they're married a Brazilian girl, so I
went to visit him and we went to Rio.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
You've got to go to Rio. And what I did
realize is we booked.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
This little particular part of town in what was the
greatest gay festival, and where we were staying was just
like it was like central so as we as you
stepped out of your hotel in the morning, they're just
it was like you in the middle of a Pride parade.

Speaker 10 (15:09):
There's just aarseless chaps everywhere. It was so intense. You're
just trying to get a morning Chrisant.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
So like Oxford Street on Mardi Grass.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, but at ten in the morning, Oh my goodness,
so much. And some of the dudes were quite aggressive.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Were they You went up for a little like I.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Had to learn how to say I'm not gay in Portuguese.

Speaker 8 (15:29):
Joe Ada of Castle Dine, what happened? What was the
Paly Time holiday?

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Yes, well, my husband and I obviously from England. We
were backpackers when we got married back in two thousand.
It was nearly two thousand and four before we could
afford a honeymoon. Oh wow, that was quite expensive, to
be fair, and we're good spying there for a week
right in the middle of schoolies we didn't even know

(15:57):
school going on, trying to have a nice leisurely dare
around the pool and my husband and got smucked in
the head with the.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Ball and Katie of Logan Home, what was your poorly
time holiday?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Hi, Yeah, a.

Speaker 11 (16:14):
Few years ago, my boyfriend and I we went backpacking
and we're in Spain and it was the Running of
the Bulls and we had no idea, but I'm such
an animal advocate. I was so upset. My boyfriend made
me watch the Running of the Bulls and it was
you could tell that, like the bulls didn't want to
be there, and I was like really distressing and and

(16:34):
like obviously we broke up after that.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
The horrible Let me guess, Katie, you're a vegetarian.

Speaker 11 (16:43):
Yeah, I'm a vegan. I have been for a long
time and my boyfriend knew that, but you still thought
it'd be a good idea to make me.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Watch that's not that's not cute.

Speaker 8 (16:51):
I think it was good to break up.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
You're listening to the Robin and Kit podcast.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Halfway through the podcast. So yes, this is a shut
up on our reels. I'm no expert, but I think
he did it. Is the headline.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
There's a picture of a man who looks seeming guilty
just from his appearance. But we can't judge on that,
No we can't. We have to go by some of
the evidence. And so the court is now about to
hear the evidence of the Google searches that this man
accused of murder has made.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
How long before avoided starts to snub?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
How long cul he starts small?

Speaker 6 (17:26):
How to stop a biding when he composed it?

Speaker 4 (17:28):
How to stop a body.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
Five twenty am. Researched how the.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Boy had a bounder body?

Speaker 6 (17:33):
At five forty seven am.

Speaker 15 (17:36):
Ten ways to disclose the dead boy if you really
need to? At six twenty five am on the first,
How long for someone to be missing to inherit?

Speaker 11 (17:47):
At six thirty.

Speaker 15 (17:47):
Four am on the first can you throw away body parts?
At nine twenty nine am What does the bounder how
you do? At ninety thirty four am.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
One First, how long is JM how long is you.

Speaker 15 (18:03):
Can identification you need on passionately means at eleven thirty
four am dismotment and the best ways to dispose.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
Little body had eleven forty four.

Speaker 9 (18:14):
Part of clean blood from watering.

Speaker 15 (18:16):
Floor had eleven fifty six on the first moment A
to detect blood at one I'll eat what happens when
you put body parts in the moment?

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Okay not but one time in.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
That one you didn't hear was how do you put
a do your clean blood from a wooden floor?

Speaker 16 (18:33):
Like it?

Speaker 6 (18:34):
With the inheritance? This is where I got distressed. I mean,
the rest of it's crazy. But that's a family member
or someone they know.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Must be someone they know.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Oh that's awful.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Just but I mean I'm pretty sure that I'm pretty
sure the defense can rest like in three minutes and
the jury is like, yeah, we.

Speaker 10 (18:50):
Got enough, we got enough here, we can take this one.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
But the other thing about that is how stupid people are.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Yeah, I know, to google it, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Like I just don't understand at least use incognito mode.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Man, Well I think.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
Just how about don't Google search on your own devices? Like,
like seriously, dude.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Get an android for one hundred bucks.

Speaker 9 (19:11):
Just that.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
No, it's okay, but please tell me. We need to
know more about this guy, Like was it a guy?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I'm not even sure it's a guy. Yeah, what's his name?

Speaker 8 (19:23):
Oh he's an idiot?

Speaker 6 (19:25):
Yeah, I mean I'm guessing he got jail time and
not an inheritance.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
The inheritance, you get time.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
But it's not fun.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
I mean, you can't even there's no defense. Well, I
wanted to know. I wanted to know. I was just
curious about the body parts of ammonia.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
What aren't we all a little but like, also, like,
how do you get rid of body parts?

Speaker 8 (19:50):
Like, what are you going to do? Mate? Chop them up?

Speaker 3 (19:52):
That's unfortunately, that's interesting. That's what I think.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
That's enough.

Speaker 8 (19:57):
Please tell me it was in America.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
Oh yeah, okay, now feel better about my life choices.

Speaker 8 (20:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (20:03):
Long the Robin and Jip podcast.

Speaker 10 (20:09):
The studio has got a very different feel about it
right now.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Now we're just doing your headphone's okay down there, Rob
you've got an Okay, you've got a mic.

Speaker 10 (20:17):
And Alana from the newsroom is here as well.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
Hello, we're sharing a mic.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I feel like we're doing it.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yes, can you hear three headphones?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Right?

Speaker 6 (20:25):
I can't hear myself, but hey.

Speaker 10 (20:26):
Okay, that's all right. No, as long as you can hear.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
What's as long as you can hear me because the
audio I'm about to play you will be very important
because we're about to have a round of innuendo bingo.

Speaker 10 (20:36):
So there's a tarp laid down on the floor.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Robin and Alana.

Speaker 10 (20:41):
Both have a bottle of water in front of them.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Now, before you take your mouth, I'm just going to
tell you how it works because people can register for this. Now.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
We're going to do this next week on the show.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
People do this no where we're playing. We're playing four
other people next week. So it's a thousand bucks to
spend at Soap bath House. We're giving away every day
next week, so it'll be five grand throughout the week.
Now they get to choose, they go, Okay, I think
Robin is going to be the best at this, or
I think Kip is going to be the best at this,
and we will represent our listeners every day to win. Alana,

(21:11):
obviously you've been pinched in so I can show you
how it works.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Okay, So the idea is you both take a large
mouthful of water, which you can both do now, and
I'm going to play you some audio now the audio, Alana,
don't laugh yet.

Speaker 10 (21:28):
Now. The idea is that you keep your mouthful of
water like a squirrel.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Have another mouthful.

Speaker 10 (21:34):
Okay, Okay, So you both have a mouthful of water.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
You face each other, right, You're going to look into
each other's eyes when I play you this audio. Now,
this audio is not necessarily funny. It's not supposed to
be funny, but it's turned out to be funny. There's
just a bit of innuendo. So it's really who's got
the dirtiest mind is going to lose?

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Okay, So you both got full mouth of water. Do
you want to start?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah, have another mouthful, Alana, stop drinking the water for goodness.

Speaker 10 (21:58):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
So this first bit of audio, once you're already the
first bit of audio, This is a grab of a
the lovely elderly judge Prue from The Great British Bake Off. Okay,
and she is talking about a contestant contestants Pastry.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Can you control yourself, Alana? So I can just hit play? Okay,
you're ready? Okay, here we go.

Speaker 8 (22:22):
You give me an empty bit.

Speaker 7 (22:24):
It's important do you get the filling right the way around?

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Quite often? I need two holes, Alana, and now.

Speaker 9 (22:35):
Now so sorry.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
So Robin has been sprayed with water and you and
that's how you win, Robin.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
She seems like she's covered.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
It does feel that way. Yes, so you did very well, Robin.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
Okay, No, but Alana seriously could get it together at all?

Speaker 8 (22:58):
And if you've played this way too.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Well too often, you might have to bring this one
bag because she's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Can you I actually want to play.

Speaker 9 (23:06):
I've got a bottle of water.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
I kept drinking it by accident.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
I just love water.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
I want to play more of this audio. I have
another mouthful, just have another round, same bit, now that
you've had.

Speaker 10 (23:15):
Time to keep spraying again, it's the same bit.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Maybe one laugh second.

Speaker 10 (23:20):
I'm locking in now, okay, I'm locked lock in.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Okay, do it do it like you're doing it for
a listener who's going to win a thousand dollars. Think
about that. Be ready facing each other, mouth mouths full
of water.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Let's go back to proof. You give me an empty bit.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
It's important do you get the filling right the way around?

Speaker 10 (23:37):
Quite often.

Speaker 17 (23:37):
I needed two holes so that I can squirt.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
Here's the bag. When you meet that little bit of
resistance usually means it's full.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Okay, Alana's gone again. I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (23:55):
Dropping the stupid right when you won again. Wake up
with Robin and kid.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
We've got Brooke out of Deception Bay. On the phone morning, Brook,
I'm dandy fine.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
And now Brooke has texted us. And I felt that
this was because I thought exactly the same thing but
said nothing in the you know the.

Speaker 8 (24:22):
Nature of the show. But Brooke speak my thoughts.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
My love.

Speaker 16 (24:27):
Well, I was just thinking that you're getting spat in
the face.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Earlier innuendo bingo, yes, yeah.

Speaker 13 (24:35):
Yeah, And but Keep was saying it was gross because
because his little boy Raffi was getting split in the
face the other day at the pool, and I thought, oh,
there's a bit he's laughing at Robin getting sad in
the face.

Speaker 10 (24:49):
The timing, the timing on me being disgusted.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Spitting water in someone's face is not ideal, Brook, but
it's different because that was a boy being aggressively spitting
and this is fun spitting.

Speaker 8 (25:07):
Mate.

Speaker 6 (25:07):
I'm being silent.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
I want to see the hole in this man. Get
himself out on.

Speaker 16 (25:13):
I just saw the irony, and.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, asking Brooke, ask him, ask him, did you enjoy
did you enjoy listening to the inn window though, and
the and the game?

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Brook?

Speaker 13 (25:26):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Ask him, mate, well he actually cares that I'm being
spat in the face because he really cared with him,
RAFFI did?

Speaker 8 (25:37):
I think I know the answer, but go on, just
ask him anyway.

Speaker 16 (25:41):
Did you care that that your colleague was getting spat
in the face by another colleague? But just stick up
for you, your old I was not overly concerned, Brook,
But keep in mind next week I'm going to be
the one standing at across from Robin with the mouthful

(26:01):
of water.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
So it's going to happen to me if she loses it.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
Very good.

Speaker 13 (26:06):
At least Robin will get.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
A good laugh, Yes exactly, because that means the water
will not stay in my mouth.

Speaker 10 (26:14):
Yes, but thank you for pointing out the irony.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Po'm not lost.

Speaker 13 (26:20):
Time, right bye, Thank you for hav a good day.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
See you now.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
If you do want to get involved with in You
and They've been going next week, you can register for
it right now. Head to our website Kiss ninety seven
three dot com dot au We've got a thousand dollars
every day thanks to Soak Bath House to be one.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
I think I'm going to have to change my game
plan because for me, I just kind of I tried
to get in a zone where I was like, because
I have the capacity to listen and then also do
other things, and so I just was like, I'm not
going to spit out the water. But the problem is
by winning, I lose, I know, but you.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Win for you will be I mean, I think it'll
be different next week because you'll be trying to win
for a listener.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Yeah, so you'll have it and that'll be the same
for me.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
We'll both be doing our our very best not to
laugh at something that is ridiculously funny.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
Yes, so that someone can enjoy being soaked in a
good way.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Yes, and one of us will be soaked with spitwater.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
You're listening to the Robin and Chet podcast Daily Mail
Australia Everything you need to know Now.

Speaker 9 (27:20):
Entertainments.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
This is getting bad for Sean Diddy Coomb's. Five new
lawsuits against him have been filed by both male and
female accusers who alleged they were drugged and sexually assaulted
by the embattled, a music imogul who now faces more
than thirty civil complaints. All five have gone under anonymously

(27:46):
either Jane or John Doe. The two women claim they
were seventeen and eighteen, respectively at the time of the
alleged drugged and assaults by Coombs, and all three male
accusers claimed they were drugged and sodomized Puff. It is
just not okay May fifth. But innocent until proven guilty.

Speaker 8 (28:06):
It's just.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Normally normal normally. I'm absolutely all about that. But it
just it seems impossible.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
It just really does. May five is when we will
find out.

Speaker 10 (28:18):
Now.

Speaker 6 (28:19):
A couple of weeks ago, Jimmy Kimmel was laughing and
did a fun skit when before the election, the US election,
when Trump was back up for election, and this is
what happened.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Jimmy, what are you doing?

Speaker 9 (28:32):
I'm packing packing?

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Are you going on vacation?

Speaker 9 (28:37):
No, I'm not going on vacation. I'm leaving the country.
Why are you living the country? I can't stay for
another four years of this. Who knows what he's going
to do? Who? Donald Trump?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yes, Donald Trump, you've heard him.

Speaker 9 (28:52):
He said he has a list of enemies. You think
I'm not on that list. Jimmy, come down, you're acting
like a stupid little baby.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
Oh when they.

Speaker 9 (28:59):
Go and gets tough, what did the toft do? Get going?
That's what I'm doing. I'm getting going.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
And we were all laughing. That was actually on the
day of the election on November tenth. Well, it is
now seemed he was true to his word. He has
booked a one way ticket to Canada. Gets me put
up on Facebook Jimmy Kimmel's show to end January twentieth,
twenty twenty five. I'm leaving for Canada and never coming back.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
I don't know how I feel about that, because I
do feel like in a democracy we do need people
like Kimmel who have a platform to just keep Whether
you love Trump or not, regardless of what political side
you're on, you do need people that are going against
the norm. That's how Fox News has been with the Democrats, like.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Kimmel was one of those people standing up against him.
It is Yeah, it is you.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
When you walk away when someone something you don't like
happens politically and you leave, that's not great for the
country or anyone else.

Speaker 10 (29:49):
It really is not.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
The twenty twenty four ARIA Awards took place yesterday. You
could have watched them on stan. I know a couple
of people that were texting me going, what is that
person wearing? I challenge anyone to go and have a
look at the red carpet. I was yet to find
an outfit. I liked right, more skin than fabric.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Okay, across the board. Nice, good to see. We're going
international in that now Mail and Female.

Speaker 8 (30:11):
But there was one glorious moment.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Troy Sevan went a little rogue on his acceptance speech
for Album of the Year. His mom was in the audience.
He took home. He dominated the evening, taking home to
other awards as well, Best Pop Release for his third
studio album Is Something to Give each Other and Best
Solo Artist.

Speaker 8 (30:29):
But his poor mom was in the audience.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
And when you hear the laughing in this clip, it's
because the woman was literally holding her ears and trying
to crawl under the sea table.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Listen.

Speaker 18 (30:39):
This album has like completely completely changed my life. It
was inspired by the moments between Lockdowns and Melbourne. I
was like single and really depressed and lonely, and then
those little glimpses of hope in between. I just started
to like go out and like cook up with random
people and like.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Wait, okay because.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
My mom, sorry mummy, she was like the topic.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
He wasn't talking about creatively, No, no, he wasn't.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
He was talking about Hagan on the side of her eye.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
Look, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Okay, it was funny. That's great.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
And by the way, Taylor Swift one again, fourth year
in a row for Best International Artist.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
I almost need to call that off.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
It won enough.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
It's enough.

Speaker 9 (31:26):
The Robin and Jit podcast.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
Liam Payne, excuse me. I want to get this right
because it's kind. It's so sad, and I know Alana
in our newsroom will probably have a tear in her eye.
But he was laid to rest in a ceremony in
the UK overnight. His coffin was carried past his devastated
parents into a twelfth century church in England. There were
a number of beautiful wreaths. I mean, everyone remembers when

(31:51):
Princess Diana and Harry walked behind the coffin and there
was like, mummy, yeah, that has been replicated. His son Bear,
seven year old son Bear was there walking behind the
coffin with a beautiful floral tribute to daddy. And there
was also one in red from his parents. There are
a number of famous people in attendance. Obviously Liam's ex

(32:13):
partner Cheryl Cole was there holding Bear's hand, and Simon
Cowe who was devastated, as well as James Corden. But
one of the things that really people kind of sat
up and it's so devastating, but the entire band of
One Direction came together for the first time since they'd
broken up, and they performed together. So Harry Styles was there,

(32:36):
and Ajoran was there, Louis Tomlinson was their Sane Malick
was there. They have not been in the same room
together for nine years.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
That's incredible. Are they awful?

Speaker 6 (32:48):
It's so sad. Alan they kind of have like they've
each followed each other on social media over the years,
haven't they.

Speaker 10 (32:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I think what's interesting now is reflecting on the in
the dynamic that they had because the band did become
so fractured, like some were friends with others. But one
thing that really came to light when Liam died was
that most of them weren't friends with Liam, or at
least they didn't follow him on social media, and for
whatever reasons, like we'll we'll never know, But now and

(33:18):
a lot of the bandmates posts to socials after he
passed away were also They were really devastating because they
were kind of along the lines of I thought we
had more time. I thought we would have been able
to sort things out. And yeah, I think that's one
of the things that everybody thinks that they do have
more time that you know.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Maybe that can be the legacy of Liam Payne. You know,
reach out and be close to the ones you love.
So here is our tribute to this wonderful singer that
was taken too soon.

Speaker 17 (33:53):
When I'm at school in general, I should really be constraint.
I'm gonna work, but I'll just think about singing to him,
which is a dream.

Speaker 9 (33:59):
And I've looked to do.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
What's your name?

Speaker 9 (34:01):
Liam?

Speaker 4 (34:01):
And what ain't you fourteen?

Speaker 9 (34:04):
And why are you here?

Speaker 17 (34:05):
I'm here to win a lot of people have said
I'm a good singer and I've got the X fact table.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
I don't really know what the X factories not believe
that you guys do. And Lee, what are you going
to sing?

Speaker 19 (34:13):
Plumbs the Moon, Frank'snatra floy.

Speaker 9 (34:15):
To the Moon, let me play among the stars.

Speaker 17 (34:21):
I think this kid could do fantastic of the show.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Hi, we're in One Direction.

Speaker 17 (34:31):
Hi, we are very excited to announce the One Direction.

Speaker 20 (34:35):
So these was on the stories that I can explain.
Leave my heart open. The stays are here empty for days.
She told me in the mornings she don't feel the
same about us in her bones. See what is to

(35:00):
me when I did these words will be ridden on
my storm.

Speaker 17 (35:05):
The thing about us is we're not taking too soonous.
We just see it's have a bit of a laugh
and then whatever else comes with it's great. So like
all of these different things that happen for us, like
the film and doing the tours and stuff, for things
that have just happened, is not anything that we've.

Speaker 9 (35:14):
Kind of reached.

Speaker 17 (35:14):
Thrawing away through the whole course of One Direction, we
got to do some of the most amazing different things
and visits, so many different random TV shows and stuff,
which was obviously.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
A hell of a lot of fun.

Speaker 21 (35:23):
Streamoler particle of trouble to keep in terms Frae.

Speaker 10 (35:35):
The soup, it's been a dream. I wouldn't say it
was always that aim.

Speaker 19 (35:38):
I mean must one direction stuff that was just a passion,
you know, and it was fantastic and it's well, you
know it's coming back around it so much. I'm sure
we kindly keep saying this every year now, but I
suppose every year as we grow up, our music grows
up a.

Speaker 14 (35:49):
Little bit more.

Speaker 17 (35:55):
Funny enough for me, I've been doing this since I
was fourteen years old. I started on X Factor when
I was fourteen. I'm turning twenty four and it's been
only ten years and I'm finally actually getting to do
it solo for once, which is nice. So it's been
a ten year journey getting to this point.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
I know that in the morning, now see us send
the light upon it.

Speaker 20 (36:18):
Although I'm broken, my heart is Sunshae still.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
And now I'll be gone gone tonight.

Speaker 10 (36:30):
Fiven is my feet.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
It's burnt right the way that have been holding.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
Also, it's time.

Speaker 9 (36:37):
There's nothing in between.

Speaker 21 (36:42):
The stream a lot proticle. I've drive on that to
keep in time's fad.

Speaker 17 (36:54):
There were shard such an amazing five years and experiencing
each so that you can't relate to with anybody else.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
How can you let that go?

Speaker 17 (37:01):
And you've got part of four bros together just thrown out.

Speaker 10 (37:05):
I think that's five times you said brow that has two.

Speaker 17 (37:07):
Interviews grown out, while other hood to change me dramatically.
I think it gives you the chance to be a
better person. I think it also made me afraid of
loads of different things that I was not scared of before,
Like now that you have a child, your life's really
not your own, so you can't really take the same
sort of chances that you used to.

Speaker 20 (37:30):
History of my life, I take your home travel on
night to keep a warmentor.

Speaker 17 (37:40):
Because I wish I'd have understood it more while I
was in the middle of it, Like Wight, that was really.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Something the story.

Speaker 9 (37:55):
There's a little video of me. It's route perhaps on table. Sorry,
this is your heart yet the story.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
The story made.

Speaker 9 (38:16):
The story is littery. Wake up with Robin and kre
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