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Speaker 1 (00:12):
I heard podcasts year more kiss podcasts, playlists and listen.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Live on the freet Robinie Kiff Now with Choreo. It's
to the podcast good Day.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's Robinie Kiff Now Choreo. It's on demand the podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I mean, just say his name and if you were
to put him into Google, so many weird and wonderful
and crazy things come up about this guy.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I mean, he's an actor in his own ride.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It's just an awesome career last few years.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, because he's been in court because the cinematographer on
the film that he was working on was shot and
killed by a gun he was holding. I mean, I
think he's been exonerated criminally. I'm not sure personally. I
wonder if there is still some court cases going on.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
And then the other thing that's weird about him is his.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Wife, Hilaria or Hilary as she was born.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, American woman who was born Hillary and then decided
to kind of create an identity for herself and change
her name.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's the strangest thing the spelling though. No, No, she's
gone full blown Hilario because I think her parents are Latino.
But yeah, she grew up in this old video of
her talking like any other American and now she's when
you see her, she's like how you're saying she forgets
how to speak English? Hilarious, She's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And they've done that TV show with all of their
seven children. But anyway, Alex, I'm setting this all up
because halfway through we need to play exactly what happened.
There's some extended audio of when Alec ran into a
tree okay in his car and yeah he is.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Also a little Craig guy.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Now with Coos the podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
So we know that you talk differently to your kids.
We've all heard that. We have definitely heard that at
Brisbane's biggest birthday party.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
But you talk three year old two hunks.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yes, well you have to you speak in his language, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Because otherwise you just can't make sense of it. And
then when you start speaking in his language, oh yeah,
makes sense what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
And with your six year old Monte, you tend to
be a little softer.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Yeah, oh yeah, way softer yes yeah, yeah, look, you
you got to read the room, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
But here's the problem. What is your nickname for your dog, Marlon?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Well, this is I never gave him this nickname. Montana
did when she was when she was a baby because
she couldn't say Marlon, so she calls him mama. And
then I think it's just it stuck.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
But you had a different nickname for him that I
think we're about, not Mama. What do you call him?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Big Sex?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Big Sex? I can only imagine he's a big saxual dog.
He's a big s big big sex. Well, he's stuff
and poses.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, so is this you give me this setup for
you talking to Marlin. You just come outside he's doing.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Something, or if they're inside, bring him inside and they
sit on the on the carpet and that's and use
chat to him. Just give him some love. Well, I
bought this dog when I bought my first house, and
I was Aleen al Right, he's been a part of
my whole life.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Here's gory talking to big Sex.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Hell, big mama.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
We you're doing, big section man.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
What you'll be scared of the latey?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Are you scared of the time?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Be scared?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
We're getting scared of your old age. He's a big lovedog.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Sous. If you're prepared to talk to us on air,
the way that you would talk to your pet. Then
we'd love to hear from your thirty one O sixty five.
And I'm Maddie, our producer. She's a cat person and
don't hold it against him, but she doesn't. We do
have audio evidence of Maddie talking to her.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Cat, Punky, You mean Siki?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
He look?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Is it cattle time?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Are you so needle?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You so lidlehalk.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Maddie's pregnant too, so I can only imagine what her
first little Bobby is going to be like.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Yeah, so embarrassed, but it is what it is.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, if you want, have you prepared to tell us
about your little schmook.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
The best one?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
We will give a double premium lounge pass to Dandy Cinemas.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I love your animal. If you don't talk to them
that six five.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Now with the podcast.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
What's Your Dog?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Then I've got Pancho and Sukiyaki?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
What how do you talk to?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Well?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Come on, Pancho gets pinchy. You're a little boy, boy boy.
I don't know why he's pinchy. But what about Suki?
Suki doesn't know. She doesn't appreciate love talk. She just looks.
I don't care. It's only Pancho. Pancho is the one
(05:53):
that gets it and you give them a nice scratch.
Sometimes the lipstick comes out and that's not as fun.
And kissing, I don't know. I don't kiss. I will
not I will not kiss the dogs. I know. Maddie
our producer, if you missed us earlier, she talks to
her cat like this new Monkingki. How do you talk
(06:17):
to your pets? Thirty one sixty five Sue a Boon
talk good morning, good morning, Hi sir, your business like
at the moment?
Speaker 8 (06:26):
So what.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Do you do?
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (06:30):
So I lived in you know, one of those wooden
houses in suburbs where your houses are like a meter
away from each other. So I had a cat that
followed me around. So from the morning, she'd get off
my bed and she'd come into the bathroom where I'd
shower and everything. And I think my bathroom window might
have been in line with my neighbor's bedroom windows. So
every morning, when I got out of the shower and
(06:52):
started drying myself undressing, I'd start talking to my cat.
He'd be sitting on the basin looking at me, and
it would kind of start up and it.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
Would build up.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
It would be like, ooh, are you looking a bit
sexy this morning?
Speaker 10 (07:07):
You're looking perfect wool.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
Oh my god, you're a sex kids kitchen help it?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I love it.
Speaker 9 (07:25):
You imagine how long it takes to get dressed and dried.
My next door neighbor and her husband. He was not
allowed to look at me.
Speaker 11 (07:34):
You don't got anywhere idea that woman's son.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
What do you do?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
How do you talk to you?
Speaker 12 (07:43):
I've got a little dash hound called Polly, so she
greets to s when we get home and it's.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Good year show.
Speaker 12 (08:01):
She shows her teeth like she smiles.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
That's great, Donner of Budroom, How do you talk to
your dog?
Speaker 10 (08:15):
Oh well, I've got three sausages. But the funniest one
is a little guy called David Bowie, and he's the
most active. But to try and get into sleep, my
voice some somehow turns into a little bit like Elma,
and I hold on to and hang him under his
two arms and just let him hang. You mean, I've
just swing and hang all the while I hypnotizing him
(08:38):
with this this voice. I don't know where it comes from.
And it's just like Bowie, you're very very boy.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Does it work?
Speaker 8 (09:01):
It works.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Are you sure he's not gallant?
Speaker 11 (09:10):
Well, it's a little elm of fud and it's a
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Speaker 10 (09:26):
Donner facial and you'll see the other sausage dogs sleep
under my bed for every.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Where?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Are you at my parents up there? Where's the shop
in budroom?
Speaker 10 (09:42):
Oh it's not a shop, it's my home seal and
I have a balance facial salon where I specialize in
facial message. And you come for a beautiful experience and
you get sausage experience.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I will come and say hello, Robin.
Speaker 10 (09:58):
It's called Santi Sculptured Facial. Just a little pug is
named Adonesian Laura that needs to breathe out and relax.
In the minute you walk through our barley front gates,
you'll feel like.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
That beautiful and then you talk like elma fu.
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Speaker 2 (10:29):
Robie Kid now with Correos the podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Confessions for Cash. This is where you can tell us
your story. We'll pay you for it. Go to Kiss
ninety seven to three dot com dot Au. The next
confession is from a nanny whose grandkids found out something
that they probably never wanted to know about Grandma. And
if you don't want to have to explain what that
is to your kids, be warned. This is an adult
themes round of Confessions for Cash. Give Me the.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Cash with Robin Kidd and Coreotes. This is Confessions for Cash.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Dam don't you sound like a love feisty, interesting individual?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
And I say that because I know that you have
a feisty and interesting confessions for cash.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
I do. Indeed, I uploaded an adult video to my
daughter's Google account instead of mine.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
How adulty was this video?
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Incredibly adulty? Not a single thumbnail, use anyone wearing any clothes.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Oh so not just you, not just me?
Speaker 8 (11:41):
No, I had done three other convanions.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Oh my goodness, And somehow and somehow that's gone on
to your daughter's Google Drive and.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, now she's on that Google Drive by herself.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
Oh no, it's a family plan. So I was actually
shared on on my phone so the grandkids could watch
YouTube ad free on my phone. Yeah so yeah, son
in law, grandchildren.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
No, So how did this exactly?
Speaker 8 (12:15):
I was trying The video had been sent to me,
and I on my phone just saved it to the
Google Drive, and then the next I couldn't find it.
And the next day I wake up to an email
from Google saying you had been removed from And it's
my daughter's name Google account. So I know she's seen it. Oh,
she's not talking to me about.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
It, right, So she's seen there's a video on her
Google Driver that's showed up out of nowhere. It's her mom, yes,
getting up to all sorts of shenanigans. And so without
talking to you, she's deleted you from the group, hopefully
deleted the video. You don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I don't know this, Leanne. You've got to talk to her,
like surely, I do.
Speaker 8 (12:59):
Not think they don't necessarily approve of the things that
I get up to. I just don't think that she's
going to be open to it. She's away at the
moment maybe after you.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Okay, okay, hang on, whoa, but what kind of things
are you up to?
Speaker 8 (13:17):
I participated, I guess what you would call it, sexually
positive crifestyle. So I have several friends who I shared
that common interest with. I go to parties, clubs, that
sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Right, Okay, So the other people in the video, male and.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
Female are in this video?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Just now?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Oh just male?
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Yeah? And it was a good night, right.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
And another question about the video is that you said
that your grandkids might have had access. How old are
the grandkids.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Fifteen, fourteen and thirteen?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Okay, boys and girls?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
You don't know if they've seen it?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Wow, s that's and you know enough to upload it
to Google Drive. See that you've got a dangerous amount
of knowledge. That's with technology. Don't you enough to save it?
But not enough to know exactly where and who's got access? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Is this like an OnlyFans account?
Speaker 8 (14:16):
No? No, I suspect that my age would be only
ice age.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
But you know, but have the kids said anything to
you at all? Your daughters mentioned anything about it?
Speaker 8 (14:28):
Just an out of pocket comment about my choices, But
there's been no great confrontation. And I suspect she's going
to just put her head in the sand. And it
never happened. I mean it happened. I've got the video.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Well she's spoken to you since that's probably a good stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, she owned you, although maybe that is why she's
gone away.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
You sound like you haven't had fun.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Thank you, like it's for fun, like it's for living.
There is enough harm and bad out there. Be kind
to people.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Have one five hundred bucks for your confession. Thank you, Leanne.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Thanks, thank you guys.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
And thirteen one oh sixty five. If you've got a
grandparent who gets up to mischief, it doesn't have to
be a sexual stuff to be whatever your.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Grandpa, Yes, doing bad things make you go red.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Nanna's gone wild, Let's go thirty one oh six five.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
And now with Corea the podcast.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
We had a confession for cash this morning from a
very naughty nanny, and we've asked about your grandparents going wild.
Thirty one oh six five is out number.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
A Tracy of Breckenridge.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
What happened?
Speaker 12 (15:43):
I got a call from my dad's age Festility because
he had been growing from marijuana in the communal dart.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
So they have like a veggie patch for everyone and gross.
Speaker 12 (16:00):
Everyone like worries like flowers and veggies and stuff. But
my dad just threw in a couple of plants, and
he had been giving the proceeds of the plant out
amongst the residents of the facility. So I'm I'm going
to call into the fall into the office, and they
told me, look, they're not going to do anything about it.
They're going to rip the plant out and not press
(16:23):
any charges so long as he didn't do it again.
So that was an interesting not.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Just growing at.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
That moment.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
When you're sitting in someone's office, you must have been
feeling like you're in like grade.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Two and interval with the principle, Oh yeah, what did
you say?
Speaker 12 (16:43):
Sorry, I'm sorry and I'm just going to have to
talk to my dad about not doing.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
That.
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Speaker 12 (17:00):
Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 13 (17:01):
Thank my dad.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
There's no sparking up in the cinemas. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Ronie here now with Correo the podcast.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Halfway through the podcast. Yes, so we've had a little
bit of alec Bulbert on the show already, but this
is a more extended version of him describing the car crash.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
So he's in the Hamptons with his brother Stephen in
the car.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Crashing a range Rover in the Hamptons is about the
most American thing you've ever.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Heard, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Obviously Alec did not realize that any of us, you would.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Have gotten all the size of them.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Actually, this morning, I was in this car accident.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Go cutting off in a truck. Big garbage truck made
a garbage truck the size of a whale to avoid
hitting him.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Oh, hang on. This is the more extended version. So
that's a bit show. This is where he gets more descriptive.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
This morning, I was in this car accident. Go cut
me off in a truck. Big garbage truck. Made a
garbage truck the size of a whale. I've never seen
a garbish truck. It must have been something commercial for
like taking away material from construction or something. It was
the biggest garbage truck I've ever seen any And I
welcome into the details now and for you.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
He has just garbage truck, big Ben, Is there's such
a thing as an industrial I wonder if there is like,
is he making it sound like this is not your
normal garbage.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Truck, because it'd be so much industry.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
On that construction.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Unless you're near a mind sight, you reckon a big
Dutch where they I don't know where he's sing, I
don't know the size of a while.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Now you reckon and I find it like for me,
it's easier for me to picture the size of a
garbage truck in a while, A bigger whale looks like
on the land.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I want you to do let's play it again, and
I want you to remember that. Alec Baldwin has also
become quite famous in recent years for his parodies of
Donald Trump.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
This morning, I was in this car accident. Cut me
off in a truck, big garbage truck. I mean a
garbage truck the size of a whale. I've never seen
a garbage truck. It must have been something commercial for
like taking away material from construction or something. It was
the biggest garbigeh truck I've ever seen any Anyway, I
welcome with the details, no one for you.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
You're right, I's just rum. He's just being Trump again.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
That'sump trump ish.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Wow, that's so funny.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
I'd love to see a while on land though, just
for reference to.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Is it the same size? That's as big as a garbage.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Truck, said no, one ever next time on fishing, that's
the size of garbage.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
There was a garbage truck underwater water.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
That's how big.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
A commercial one obviously obviously picked up.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Metal and stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Robin Kids now with the podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You had homework you guys yesterday listen to me sounding
like mother, No, did you actually watch Victoria the Dog Ate.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Victoria Beck the whole Netflix dog My dog Ate Netflix?
No idea. I watched episode one on A Bit.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Okay, number one show on Netflix. If you don't know
what we're talking about. It is her version, and he
did one a couple of years ago. But this one's
all about fashion.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
How you're performing was my dream.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
The Spice Girls made me accept who I am.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
And then all of a sudden it stopped.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Fashion.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Was this creative out there? A lot of people didn't
take it seriously.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
Everybody warning her, you will not be accepted the.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah she has she's Victoriavica.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
People saw she was a pop star, she's married to
a footballer.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Who does she think she is?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
It was an interesting insight into the life and how
quickly the Spice Skirls came and went three years.
Speaker 11 (20:47):
I think it.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Made such a huge impact.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
And you know when you watch it, if you go
right through to the end of the three episodes, she
doesn't have the.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Greatest relationship I think with some of them.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, I mean, you can tell that those egos and
things clashed and wasn't there.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I think there was three eating disorders by the end
of it, between her Ginger, melb went at mel c Yeah,
pretty much all of them.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, I mean, and that comes up too, she does
in episode three she talks a lot about her eating
disorder and just how bad it was. Right, But because
we've got Cory, I was really curious about the whole
idea of wags because wives and girlfriends, I mean usually
attached to sporting stars. But it was actually a Victoria
Beckham who kind of started it off. And in the
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documentary she chats with actress Eva Longoria, who was married
to basketballer Tony Parker.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yep NBA but also French.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Okay, and when David and Victoria moved to LA because
David got that five year contract with LA Galaxy, Yeah, yeah,
it all started the wag movement. And this is what
Eva Longoria had to say.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
I remember people too would introduce themself of going hi,
I'm Sonzo's wife, and I would go, Wite, what's your name?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
It was like, how could you have a job?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Or your job is to support your husband?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, I'm this player's wife.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
What do you think about that glory?
Speaker 6 (22:11):
Like?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Watching it, I was, I sort of I kind of
felt a little bit for her because it started all
around her obviously, and and and with him getting that
massive contract. But you know, being in that world, I
honestly I didn't even know wag was like I really
didn't until.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
What I ask you? What is this?
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Like?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
And then what does Tagan think.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
It?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Because like, if I'm honus, it is such a hard life,
Like they're like Teagan is she's always worked and she's
been so you know, she's always wanted to work, even
having the kids. She was straight up to work as
soon as she could. But like there's been so many
times where she's had to take days off and hasn't
been and had to leave work early because I am
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at footy and they change things so much and then
I can't get the kids or you know, like it's
it's so hard to be able to work a normal
job five days a week for the for a wag,
if you for a while for a girlfriend of the
of a sporting athlete, because you know, you just don't know,
like you're never home much.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Plays flying out today, yeah, all Australian teams flying out.
So if you've got if you're a parent, then your
your solo parent the wags right now.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
And I don't like the term because I think it's
like a crap to be fair, you know, it's a heart.
It's not easy and.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Was it always? Was it always offensive?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I don't it's Oh look, I think it's become much
more fashion focused. And I will say that like I
immediately on the Broncos Night of Nights last week and
last week I immediately went to look at what the
women were wearing.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Because they're so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
But I don't think that the Brisbane is as much
as say Sydney and Melbourne in the same way like
the AFL down South is insane. Yeah, but some women
love it right like and some absolutely hated. And Victoria
Beckham was known for her fashion sense and so that's
how it kind of started. I can understand though, if
you're in a context of a group. So if you're
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at a function with your partner and you go up
and say, hey, I'm married to this person, it gives
context you are.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
But I wouldn't open I wouldn't have that as an opening.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
One, although I do it at school all the time.
I'm Raffi's dad to the other parents.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Yeah yeah, And I tried so long. I'm like, I'll
just you know, stop working. She goes, no way, And
I said, well, I would love to be What is
it I have a husband or a boy boyfriend?
Speaker 4 (24:33):
You that what a load of crap. You guys would
not cope for.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Could you imagine walking into a social situation where you
want to feel like you belong and someone says, oh,
oh you're Teagan's husband.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
That would last about thirty seconds.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Oh no, you don't know me that well.
Speaker 14 (24:53):
Really, you wouldn't go no at all, even if you had,
like if you hadn't have been the professional sports person
and she was the one that was most famous.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Fine, you imagine that much. We disgrace ourselves if we
were the habs. Oh my god, Oh no, the habs have.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Lost The wags are being looked at for fashion that
HAPs in Australia for appalling Babe Robin Kids now with.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
The podcast.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Robin. You've come across this book at a Vinnie's and Sydney.
It's titled don'ts for Husbands from nineteen thirteen, and I
see the author of the book is Blanche. Blanche Ebert
has written the book.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
The thing I love about it is it's palm sized.
So I'm imagining some poor, defenseless husband being gifted this
by his wife and told to put it in his waistcoat.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, whenever you're not sure about how to act, just
pop this out and have a little read. So we're
going to read it. There's like seventy pages, but we're
going to read a couple and we can probably go
through this over the next couple of weeks because there's
plenty of wonderful ideas.
Speaker 13 (26:06):
It's the Book of Dooms for Husbands from nineteen thirteen.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Okay, so it begins. The book begins giving advice on
dressing up for breakfast. Don't sit down to breakfast in
your shirt sleeves in hot weather on the ground that
only your wife is present. She's a woman like any
other woman. The courtesies you give to woman kind of
heard you, and she'll appreciate them. Don't take it out
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on your poor wife every time you have a headache
or cold. It isn't her fault, and she's enough to
do in nursing you without having to put up with
ill humor into the bargain.
Speaker 13 (26:44):
You don't flourish a grimy handkerchief about because you've forgotten
to take a clean one out of your box or draw.
If your wife provides you with a reasonable stock, you
might at least take the trouble to remember to use
them when that stands.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Up so stupid is a blake.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Thirteen.
Speaker 13 (27:05):
Don't stoop even if your wife, Even if your work
is desk work. Your wife wants to see you straight
and broad chested. Don't be too grave and solemn. Raise
a bit of fun in the home every now and then.
Speaker 15 (27:19):
How would how.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Would you raise fun dying?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
I've been cheering today?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Is how?
Speaker 13 (27:26):
Don't keep all your best jokes for your men friends,
let your wife share them.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Well, that's not funny, that's disgusting the clothes for today.
Speaker 13 (27:39):
Don't talk down to your wife. She has as much
intelligence as your colleagues in the office. She lacks only
opportunity talk to her, explaining when necessary.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Oh don't plant. You had me there, mate, yeah, and
then you loved me.
Speaker 13 (27:57):
As I talked to her, explaining when necessary, of anything
you'd like to, of anything you would talk to of
a man. And you'll be surprised to find how she expands.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Oh my goodness, is that the first reference to man, explaining.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Listen, give her a chance. She's not as dumb as you.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Can.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
We just talk about your accent.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Amazing.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
I feel like it's always been inside me, dying to
come out.
Speaker 10 (28:35):
That was just that was.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
That was not anything else audio, if you call it
that was. We'll have more of these in the coming weeks,
I think, yes.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
With lessons to live by.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Indeed, now the podcast, we've.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Got a learner from our newsroom in with us because
Instagram is doing some interesting things.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Yes, so we all know that social media is getting
completely banned if you're under sixteen from later this year,
so it's about two months until that rule kicks in.
But now if you are under eighteen, so until you
turn eighteen, you will now only be able to access
PG content on in staff So.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
They're PG so not even fifteen plush.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
PG thirteen plus only for anyone under eighteen. So there's
a few different things. It's kind of like, you know
that you can't follow accounts that are linked to inappropriate content,
so think people with only fans stuff in their bios.
You can't search certain terms, like there's blocked search terms.
So there's all these new parental controls and this I
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wouldn't say it's a coincidence because you know, protecting kids
online is big globally, but this isn't just an Australian rule.
This is actually just coincidentally coming in two months before
our band. These rules are actually for all Australian Instagram users,
but also Canadian in the UK as well.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
These are rolling and the uas.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
UN the US and the US.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yeah, absolutely, do you.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Reckon they're going to be able to handle that or
the fall I guess like the social media outlets, like
the drop off in the drop of Yeah, they're going
to have to understand it's going to drop a lot.
But I think it's great.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
I think it's so good.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
I don't know, I feel like the actual percentage of
children that are on the platforms, it's not going to
make a dent in these like billion dollar companies.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
I just wanted those. Yeah, the people in that little
mid mid range there, like between sixteen and eighteen, the
ones that all that are just under eighteen that would
normally be using it for whatever, just watching even any
M plus. But for them to sort of downgrade it
to parental guidance, I think that's going to peel off
a lot of teenagers.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, and I mean, you know, it'll be interesting to
see how how they find they wear around it. Oh yeah,
but you know they talk about the fact that the
only way that human beings actually change their behavior is
if they're disturbed, right, That is a known fact. It's
like why back in the Live Aid days they showed
us a pulling pictures of kids dying in Ethiopia, and
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that's why so much money was raised because people could
hear about it. But when you see it and you
can actually imagine it in your life. So I'm going
to give you a statistic that I heard across the weekend.
It's actually come from two influencers, and it's talking about
gen zs Now. Gen Z's in nineteen ninety seven to
twenty twelve, so their age between thirteen and twenty eight,
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and these two influencers by the name of Eve, Grace
Fowler and Emily Valvary have made this statement.
Speaker 15 (31:41):
Our generation will be the first generation to die with
more memories of other people's lives.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
In our own lives as of social media.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
And that's why I deleted TikTok.
Speaker 9 (31:48):
I have limits on everything because I was like, I
don't want to look back and just remember what you
eat for breakfast.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
So think about that.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
You this generation is going to have more memories of
other people's lives, yes, than.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Their own, right, because you don't live. You sit there
for five hours scrolling and look on what other people
are doing, and you've got no memories of your right
what she just said?
Speaker 5 (32:11):
What do you mean I'm not going to remember what
she had for breakfast?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
That's I mean, that's the watch it well.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I mean, as the gen z in the room.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
You know.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
I don't know if this is me biased by being
a digital native, but I don't think this is necessarily
a bad thing when you actually look at it as
a broader thing, because we are the most exposed to
all information. It's like, yes, we're getting a lot of
other people's experiences, but it doesn't mean I'm remembering that
more than my own.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Okay, let me test that theory.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
You are a massive swiftye on the day that Life
of a show Girl came out, Do you have any
memories of what you did that day?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Of course I do, of course I do. I feel
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I feel like this is like a sweeping give I
woke up and.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
My partner and I went to work on our house,
and then we listened to it while we worked on
our and it was really fun.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay, but you remember that in like, you know, because
this is the idea that memories are long like long
term things, you will remember the day that life probably
just because you're a massive swifty I'm using that, I know.
Speaker 7 (33:24):
But I feel like that's so because that's also like
not a social media like, that's not a social media
example anyway. I feel like, well, I feel like that
can be copy pasted to anything, because genuinely, we are
just open that up. We are being exposed to everything
times one hundred generations before us. Because you think, isn't
there that other that other start where it's like that
(33:45):
we see in maybe a day, what the kind of
information that you know, someone from the Middle Ages saw
in their entire lifetime and that's all of us.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
So we're the ones that are outdated, like I mean,
and every generation thinks that, right, every generation thinks.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
That the one before is you know, less, equipped less.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 7 (34:03):
It's the bale of the generation to get more though. Yeah,
everybody get on the social media.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
You're all right, Well, let's spend the next half hour
doing a TikTok dance and we'll just cancel the show.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Now with the podcast.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
So yesterday after the show, we headed up the mountain
up to Channel seven to film our Christmas Lights campaign,
which is back. We'll have more details than that in
the next few days.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Yeah, there's an exciting new twist this year as well.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, so we all put on our pajamas and went
into the Christmas pajamas, went into the Channel seven studios.
But Tony orden I was just about to do some
some live weather and he spoke to us briefly.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
A couple of seconds, as.
Speaker 11 (34:52):
Well as as a punting map.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Get back there and practice, great fellow.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Then he goes, Tony, good morning.
Speaker 15 (35:12):
Good morning guys. Thank you for releasing all of my
secrets and recording just Corey, don't worry all of your
debauchery in the three days before the narrow Brain final
is completely safe with me.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
So, Tony, why have you got a putting that?
Speaker 6 (35:26):
There?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (35:27):
That boring waiting for the weather to happen.
Speaker 15 (35:29):
Well, we've got to wrap around studio, a beautiful, relatively
new studio up at seven news. There's a big triangle
in the corner of the studio. I've got a space
there with my computer. I did make last minute changes.
I thought, well, I've got room for it. I'm a
keen if not overly good golfer. Let's put the mat
in and the official line to the boss is a
work twenty or thirty seconds to fill in. I'll drain
a couple of eight footers are putting. It's better. But
(35:52):
doing something tactile for a few seconds and coming back
to work, I'm more likely to find a mistake or
be fresher for on air.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
That's the official good right now, it fresh weather.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
That's anything to just shaft that golf game.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I like the idea. Maybe next to you go up,
We'll have a whole chipping green again.
Speaker 15 (36:11):
But get the massage chair and the little bar fridge
there on there ap to leave.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Yes, this is Joe. Hey, mates, let's talk Let's talk
weather for a second, because we've had such dry conditions.
It looks like we're going to see maybe a storm
this afternoon.
Speaker 15 (36:25):
I don't think we'll see too much today, but we
are turning the corner. So of course, we had a
bit of rain a couple of nights ago, and all
of those trough systems that came through over the last
two months and just brought hot and dry conditions. It's
now feeling a bit more humid. That humidity is feeding
into these troughs, and we're likely to see a few
more storms, So probably again on Saturday, maybe again next
Wednesday or Thursday, and then over time we still have
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a lot of those climate drivers are suggesting we could
still have quite a wet summer, so don't ignore that
risk of flooding and cyclone's longer term. It is the
driest time of year. We're starting to turn the corner.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Okay, So what is that like if you've got because
friends of mine, for example've got a wedding in November,
like you, if you were guessing what's going to happen
next month, is it going to be sort of more
wet than dry. What are your thoughts.
Speaker 15 (37:08):
I think you're going to still be slut more dry
than wet. Basically at that time of year you get
four or five days a week a dry and then
one or two big storm days. So don't ignore it
if you're planning a wedding. But the chances are you're
still going to have some really nice conditions and hot.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
When are we starting to get hot?
Speaker 9 (37:24):
Hot?
Speaker 15 (37:24):
We're already for The humidity will continue to build. We're
going to see those little pockets of heat over the
next month or two, and as the wet season kicks in,
you get the humidity and you get locked into the
low thirties. So I have to get used to that heat,
especially as the overnight minimums increase as well. So keep
the fan on and look after yourselves.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Folks.
Speaker 15 (37:44):
It's pretty warm in Southeast Queensland and.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Summer is that you're already making excuses for him? We
go play golf to all you lose too hot?
Speaker 15 (37:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty much. At least I know my
party will.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Be good.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Feeling. You're at the golf course, Tony, are you no?
Speaker 15 (37:59):
I'm walking the dogs at the moment. Don't worry. I've
actually got a bit of work to do, and I'll
get the golf course on Friday and.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
We'll see on Chell seven tonight. Thank you, Tony.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Thanks guys, Robin and Kids Now with Correos the podcast.
Robin's tell him that is.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I don't know how I feel about Kevin Federline. To
be fair, he's got a brand new book coming out
and it's pretty much all about his ex wife, Britney Spears.
It's a new memoir called You Thought You Knew. It's
due out on October twenty first.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I mean, he talks about his childhood a knucklehead, growing
up in California, and then becoming the husband and father
to two children with this singer.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
He was a dancer, wasn't he her backup dance?
Speaker 4 (38:49):
They're only married for three years.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Well, he's taking care of the kids, although they are
now nineteen and twenty, and that there was a whole
big thing last year when the youngest one stopped, you know,
he stopped receiving parental support. But his major claim is
he's concerned that the decision four years ago to release
her from her conservative ship.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
May have been ill advised.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
I am starting to think that way because everyone was
like free Brittany, and now that she's free, we're all
starting to go ooh. She probably she probably needed some rules.
She probably needed someone taken care of well.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
And some of the situations that he gives, like some
of the circumstances involving her children. He said he's only
heard at third hand, so he hasn't been in contact
with her, which is why I'm a bit dodge about
writing a book, to be fair, But it's through secondhand,
through their sons, Sean Preston and Jaden James. Things like
they'd be asleep and then they'd wake up and see
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their mother standing at the doorway, and she'd just go, oh,
you're awake, but she'd be holding a knife, geez, and
then they just turn around.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
She'd turn around and leave, like just weird kids.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
It is weird, okay, Fair. It is hard because he's
such a leech. He was a bit like his whole
life has just been leeching off her.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Now thinking about it again, I hope it's not just
doing this because he needs like a you know, how
bad he could go with that, which she scared, which
is sad.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Alec Baldwin has crashed his car in the East Hampton's.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
It's upset two people of his family because one of
them is.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
His wife and the other is his brother Stephen Baldwin,
who was in the car at the time.
Speaker 6 (40:21):
This morning, I was in this car accident. Cut me
off at a truck, big garbage truck in a garbage
truck the size of a well. To avoid hitting him,
I had a tree and they had a big fat
tree and crushed my car at my wife's car. I
crushed my wife's car. I felt that about that, but
my brother's fine, and.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
I love that he felt the need to give a
description of how big a gara we get it, give
us an animal reference. Is in Brisbane.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
He's been spotted on the river.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
He is making his new movie, A Subversion. He was
arriving at the Rivergate Marina in Murrahrie. There you go,
that's where you might be able to see him.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
He's doing this.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
This is the second location for the film. They started
filming on the Gold Coast Tember fifteen. It's an Amazon
MGM Studios film and they're wave Break Island which they
turned into a makeshift military zone. And this film also
stars Lily James.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
So keep your eyes out for Chris amber Emsworth.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Town on Business afternoon stunt double.
Speaker 6 (41:27):
For what what What?
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Who thought?
Speaker 13 (41:29):
Chris?
Speaker 5 (41:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Sorry, I thought you were telling an unrelated story. I
didn't think that was possible.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
But Robin and Kids Now with Coreo the Podcast