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Speaker 1 (00:12):
I heard podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists and listen
live on the Freeheart.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Robnie Kiff Now with Choreos. The podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's Robin and Kiff Now Choreo. It's on demand the podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I get lots of comedy come through on my feed,
which I really enjoy just at some of that I
bring to the show because I think it's stuff you'd enjoyed.
This guy, his name is Ben Knight, and he's a
primary school teacher and he's taken it upon himself to
explain how he can match kids to parents.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
And it's glory by knowing the kids. You see the
parents go.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
So you see them waiting outside the door, and you go, okay,
this one's your no no, but just wait, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Robie Now with Correos podcast Give Me the.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
With Robin Kidd and Coriots.

Speaker 6 (01:20):
This is Confessions for Cash.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Hey, Lauren out of Karendale.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Hi, Hi, Lauren, Hi, I love that you've never told
us soul.

Speaker 7 (01:34):
This is that true?

Speaker 8 (01:36):
That's true?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, Well confess away my friend what happened?

Speaker 8 (01:41):
That's what was my best friend's dad five years ago?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Wow, Okay, this is a nervous giggle.

Speaker 8 (01:49):
It definitely is.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
How did that happen? Lauren?

Speaker 8 (01:54):
So it was my best friend's thirtieth birthday. To make
it work right, we were celebrating at her house and
like her dad was drinking with us. Us girls, as
we do, decided to go out for the night. We
went back to her place after we went out for
late night swim and laudre. As everyone else was very
rowdy and drunk. People started to wander inside and whatnot

(02:16):
and ended up waking him up. And next minute he
came out to the pool, took his top off. I've
known him for ten years prior to this, and you
know I'd always had a little thing for him. Oh yeah,
he jumped into the pool with us, and then as
people wandered off, it was just him and I left
him there.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
So you're the only ones in the like the house
or was the pool separated from the.

Speaker 9 (02:41):
House in the pool?

Speaker 8 (02:42):
In the pool, yeah, there were people in the loud room,
passed out in bedrooms and throwing up in toilet.

Speaker 10 (02:48):
Did you think everyone was pretty much asleep? Was there
a chance that anyone was going to be seeing what
was going on in the pool?

Speaker 8 (02:54):
To be honest, I don't think they've thought that through
too much.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
How old was he more than you?

Speaker 8 (03:01):
I was thirty, he was forty eight, okay.

Speaker 7 (03:03):
And was your best friend's mother anywhere around.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
No, he's a singled ay he'd been single, I think
since we were in too much.

Speaker 11 (03:13):
Okay, okay, a long time single?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Was this like? Did you give each other signs over
the years or.

Speaker 8 (03:21):
I don't know. I guess I thought he did, and
I don't know. He had a nice body, so I
probably did.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
So was it.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
In the pool?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Actually?

Speaker 12 (03:31):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (03:32):
In the pool?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Where how did it start?

Speaker 10 (03:34):
Was there were you sort of just standing next to
each other?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
How did that start?

Speaker 8 (03:38):
So there was planning, splashed each other, playing with corn
noodlesable unicorn porn.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
So one thing led to another. The deed is done,
and then what happened?

Speaker 8 (04:00):
I went inside? I left the pool first and basically
went into the bathroom, and when I'm like freaking out,
ended up going sleep. And then the next day, to
be honest, I was at the chemists getting the morning
after pill because I have to tell anyone about the
whole situation.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Yeah, did you see him again?

Speaker 8 (04:20):
I've seen him again. It's not being brought up by anyone.

Speaker 10 (04:23):
It's just blacked, not just pretend to just pretend it
didn't happen.

Speaker 8 (04:28):
If he's listening, I'm assuming I might get a phone call.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
And what about your best friend?

Speaker 8 (04:33):
Yeah no, nothing has been said her and I don't
actually speak out the moment. But it's not because of
this reason.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, because I was going to suggest that we could
bring either her or him and get.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
Their side of the story.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh wow, I mean you do get five hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yes, that's yours already.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, we may be able to find a little bit
more money if you were willing to let us try
and talk to them about it.

Speaker 13 (05:04):
Oh no, I don't think I can n No, Okay,
I know there is always the opportunity, but ultimately have
the end of the day.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
Not even my parents know. He's like no, and I
guess the rest of Australian out What would.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
Your parents say?

Speaker 8 (05:28):
Dad would probably be upset. I don't really know what
Mum would say. Yeah, you might give me a high five.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Maybe Now with choreos the podcast.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Give Me the Cash with.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
Robin Kith and Coyotes, this is Confessions for Cash.

Speaker 10 (05:56):
Kip just sneezed one right, on the precipast and I
was like, it's gonna go away, It's coming back, It's
gonna go away.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
There it was.

Speaker 10 (06:04):
Well, we had a confession for cash this morning with
quite adult themes, which is why why would try to
do it nice and early before kids got in the car.
Because Lauren, when she was in her twenties, she slept
with her best friend's.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Dad, who was in his forties.

Speaker 10 (06:16):
They were at a pool party. There was an inflatable unicorn.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Yeah, it's just insane.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I mean obviously there was drinks, but people went inside.
They were like people sleeping inside inside.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
They were crashed out inside. How crashed out?

Speaker 7 (06:29):
No, So we want to know who should you not
have slept with? Haley of Green Bank.

Speaker 12 (06:35):
Funning Guys, how are you great? I'm not too bad. Thanks,
you come on.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Okay, stop delaying?

Speaker 7 (06:42):
What have you done?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
No?

Speaker 12 (06:44):
No, not myself.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
No.

Speaker 12 (06:47):
When I was younger, I was pregnant with my daughter
at eighteen, and my boyfriend then boyfriend I worked out
while I was heavily pregnant. He had slept with my
little sister.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
As in the baby daddy.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, as in.

Speaker 12 (07:05):
My baby daddy had slept with my underage sister all time, okay,
and it had been going on for a while, so
we obviously separated.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I then got married to a different guy.

Speaker 12 (07:18):
To a different guy, I had two babies to him,
and then I found out that he had slept with
my older sister.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Wre you together?

Speaker 14 (07:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (07:31):
Well, Hailey, what is with your family mates?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
What I don't know?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Are you?

Speaker 10 (07:37):
Are you on talking terms with either of those sisters?

Speaker 5 (07:42):
No, no, no that's not that's the right.

Speaker 12 (07:48):
With anyone. Now I am now married and my now
husband is not allowed to talk to us.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
There's there is boundaries.

Speaker 12 (07:56):
Fairly I did. When I did get with my now husband,
my sister had to come over for something. She says,
I could see this.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Really hot guy.

Speaker 12 (08:08):
Oh my god, he was so good and it was
my husband.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Oh my lord.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh no, you're not.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Allowed to talk it away? Wow, that is wild, Hayley.

Speaker 10 (08:18):
Can we send you and your family to Disney on Yeah,
we've got a family past the Disney on ice.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
And you've got small children, I'm guessing yeah.

Speaker 12 (08:25):
I have grandchildren now, perfect Okay, Yeah, well they're there.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Thank you so much, absolute pleasure. Wow, that is a
story enough.

Speaker 10 (08:35):
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off your chest. We've got cash for you, thousands to
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Speaker 2 (08:49):
Ronny here now with the podcast.

Speaker 10 (08:53):
Oh know, I mean, my girlfriend and I are arguing
about letting dogs, our little dogs lick Seaena Pearl the
baby because she's down on the floor all the time,
and we don't let them lick for a long time.
I'm not saying I let them go in there for
a full tongue pash. I'm just saying they just got
a little little lick and that's fine.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
They're just showing.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
But if you take it to someone else's house and
the dog there isn't fine. She has no fear factor
around another dog because she's just used to them being there,
let alone the fact that they could.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Turn other person know that.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Kathy Vicky point, what do you reckon? Is it okay
to have a dog lick a baby?

Speaker 15 (09:28):
Look, it's a baby, and I would actually I sort
of feel I can see both sides of this conversation here,
but I'm more Naomi side, because like, you don't know
what that dog's been doing beforehand. They're licking somebody.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Some other dogs, but.

Speaker 15 (09:42):
Or a two day old poop out in the backyard
or yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Fresh ones.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 10 (09:51):
I know it's discussed, but she also goes to daycare
twice a week.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Reckon those kids.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
They probably have a.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Little bit of poop, thank you, Kathy thirteen.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
Let them lick your face?

Speaker 3 (10:05):
No, I'm standing up. They can't get any more.

Speaker 10 (10:07):
But she wouldn't, not really, I mean, but if they do,
it's like I push them away.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
She put like seattle or push them away when she's
had enough.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Sitting on the floor and letting Marlin come over and
not locking your face.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Trust me, it's I love it. It's their greeting hello,
I love you.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Ok, you can do that, but not by licking on
the face much.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
A dog away. It's like you're getting pushed away from
a rejection.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
It's rejection, it really is, and.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Gives me anxiety even thinking about it. Like honestly, I'm
just like I would freak out.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
If anyway, how do you treat your dogs?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I love my dogs so much, but I don't trust
I think they're dogs, and if there was a baby there,
my my Molly hasn't ever attacked anyone.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
And Mally is the greatest princess. She's a multi shitsu.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
The thing just lies around and sleeps on your bed,
doesn't you.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
Yes, and she's totally fine. But I don't let them
lick my face. If you smelt their breath, our.

Speaker 10 (11:00):
Number might have to take those dentisticks every night. The greenies,
they're very fresh breath.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
It's the way you look after.

Speaker 10 (11:06):
Let's come back with more after this from Miles Smith.
Is it all right ale a baby, I'll let your dog.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Let your dog look at baby.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Now the podcast.

Speaker 10 (11:22):
When a dog says nice to me, they give you
a little lick, and I'm okay with it. And I'm
okay with the dogs giving a tie little lick to
baby Seanna when she's on the ground, obviously not excessively.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
She pushes them away when she's.

Speaker 10 (11:33):
Had enough, and I'm okay with Emma just sent a
text to say I will die on a hill defending
dog kisses. I let the dogs kiss me more than
my husband as a yes from as.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
An adult, no problem.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, I kissed my little puppies, but onl text line
O four nine ninety seven, three ninety seven three pretty divided,
Hailey saying, FYI dogs saliva containing anti bacterial properties.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, they're supposed to heal wounds.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
And Kay says, Oh my gosh, I'm so surprised that
Kip thinks it's okay for the dogs to lick faces.
I bet Kit would be repulsed if Corey greeted him
by looking in his face.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Call through Malcolm Reckon he knows that people who have
got ring worms from dogs kissing them.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, well, yeah, one, my dogs are well wormed. Yeah,
worm table dogs.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
Jake of alex Hills, what do you think?

Speaker 12 (12:21):
Hey, guys, I'm a firm believer of what the dogs?

Speaker 10 (12:24):
So your any baby?

Speaker 15 (12:25):
Can you give me a kiss and all that?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (12:27):
The month old who my dog hangs with all the time.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
And you're a daycare drop off, ain't you? Jake Darryl
of Cannon Hill, what do you think?

Speaker 12 (12:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (12:40):
I definitely not. I have to agree with you, Robin
as well as kIPS Kip's current girlfriend future wife, definitely
definitely Yeah. Why why Well, baby babies don't have the
same immune system as adults too, and The last thing
you want to have is the n are ending up
in hospital with some sort of you know, disease that
she shouldn't I wouldn't have if the dog hadn't licked

(13:02):
her face.

Speaker 10 (13:03):
You are getting support from from Google on that, But.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
I'm all about you. Do you keep your dogs hygiene
good and then you've got nothing to worry about. You
look half your dog, then you're f I let's.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
Talk to Ashley a redlum bay. Ashley, is it okay
to have a dog lick a baby?

Speaker 8 (13:19):
Look?

Speaker 14 (13:19):
I am on both sides purely because yes, I know
that other dogs can lick different things. But Mark, we've
got two dogs and we've had them all through our kids.
Like my Elvis is only five. But one big thing
that we learned my husband is right into the dog
training and everything like that. And he did training for
our German shepherd because we have a German Shepherd and

(13:40):
straight away people go, oh, attack dog. He is the
biggest lap dog. He just wants to sit on your lap.
But the dog trainer actually told us when we started
having kids that the biggest thing you can do to
help your dogs accept your children is by letting them
lick them and but not lick them like obviously like

(14:02):
lob all over them. When we introduced our babies to them,
we let our dogs lick their feet, so they then
accepted our kids. And I could have all our kids
in the bouncer on the floor and our dogs would
be around. Obviously I would be watching all the time,
but our dogs literally would just lay under our kids'
bouncers and just be with them the whole time.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yes, feet is different to face, just saying and I
and I've just googled what can dogs give transmit to humans?
Bacterially infections like salmonella, parasite infections like guardia, hookworm, fungal
infections like ringworm, and viral infections like rabies.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Wikipedia, that's America.

Speaker 7 (14:45):
We're not going to India or yeah, or anywhere.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Are our dogs are wormed?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
And yeah, there's your dogs to another thing with other
like with dogs, you know, reacting, I can tell you
it's the way are you train your dogs? Why are
you bring people think?

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Oh, I train well, you don't train.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Them good enough if they if they've reacted or ground
My kids have crawled over my dogs, pulled their ear
is done everything and my dogs sit there and go
do I have to keep gobblin this And I'm like,
it's all right, mate, old come get him off here.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
And yeah they love him.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
My dogs love my kids and my kids love my
dogs so much.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
Can we go back to that Corey licking your face?
That could be funny.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
I wouldn't lie.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
You've getting bed here.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Now we've got to He's got.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
To now podcast.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Halfway through the podcast.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Ben Nice is his name. I don't know that he's
trying to be a comedian. I think he's primary school
teacher that's just having a crack.

Speaker 7 (15:48):
As you read, be yes, yes him, Okay, have a
listen to him. Matching kids to parents.

Speaker 11 (15:57):
You teach long enough, you can pick what parent you'll
get based on the kid. As a substitute teacher, it's
my favorite game to play.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
At the end of the day.

Speaker 11 (16:03):
The kids are sitting down, the parents are outside, you know,
and you've got to try and pair them up like
a Bogan game of Marjo. We've got an over being
mum out there who's had her face pressed up against
the window since two pm. I'm looking for the only
child with velcrow shoes. Tomato one from one that's her
homework for you. Eye contact. Next, we've got a white
dude out there with dreadlocks holding a ukulele. This one's easy,

(16:27):
Tiger Lily, is that your dad? You know, when someone's
sick on a plane and they say, is anyone a doctor?
They should do the same. When they lose a kid
in a shopping center. Just ask for a primary school teacher.
We'll come down to the information center. We'll be able
to find the parent based on the kid. We're just
John Edward's that shit. All right. We've got a six
year old girl named Destiny. I'm getting a mum. She's
stuck in the basic Bermuda triangle. I want you to

(16:49):
scour the area between Lorna Jane, Lumu Lemon and boost juice.
All right, we're looking for a millennial head to toe
inactive wear, most holding a one point five liter Frank
Green goes dog.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Oh man, that's so good. He describes so many mums
at school. Yeah, it's just a Now.

Speaker 10 (17:08):
The other day I had to pick up from from school,
and I was busy. I was doing work, like manual
workover at Pete's house, my mate's house, and so I
didn't have time to change. I thought I was gonna
en have to change.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
So I did the school pick up wearing crocs and socks.

Speaker 10 (17:24):
I just thought, oh that good as it's prep and
he's not old enough to be embarrassed yet.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Yeah, you're keeping the bar.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
How you keep going, I don't know, just keep it
rock that for all time?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Right?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Sure was your dad? That guy.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
That guy over there in the cross.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Rod now with Correos the podcast, The family's been pretty
cooked this whole week ship.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
A lot of people have.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Been around me.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah, and I'm just like touching wood and touching my brains.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Come on, who's down? Teakings down?

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Everyone?

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Kids, grandparents been around the kids.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
But I'm like, I've been in the same bed and
I was around them when I first started, and.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
It's a and it's a gastro thing.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Right yeah, everything like no, and I went, well, this
is not the worst time that I've ever been sick.
Well that people have been sick around me, but for
me personally. I remember a few years ago now maybe
three years ago, where the Bronx go out to Dolby
and they do like they used to do, a big

(18:29):
arrow energy day out there. There's a couple of days
of clinics and whatnot. And you go to dinners and
talk to people.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
You know, you do it. It's a big thing.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
And Dad said, I trained that morning, left in my
car and I drove out there about lunchtime. I stopped
on the way to get some sushi starving there.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah you know this.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Yeah, I have a rule.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
You do not eat seafood if you're a long way
from the coast.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
It was chicken.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
I just got chicken.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
I love them.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
This is where this is going, and said thirty minutes later,
I went, oh, wow, what is that?

Speaker 3 (19:11):
You feel a rumble?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Three times on the way to the derby, I stopped
and just turvos and I'm a germaphobe when it comes dunnies,
and I'm like, I have to I can't not like both.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
Within half an hour.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
It was bad.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
But the streets in the last long and then that
day the clinics started that other.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
And running around that's proper. Yeah, yeah, like just thought
I was.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
I remember saying, mate, you got to I'm not doing much.
I'm just I said, I'm here, but I said I'm
just too little for now. And he said, because I'll
tell you in a minute, I'll tell you later. And
that's in between every clinic, I'm sweating, like I'm just
because I'm holding you.

Speaker 7 (19:54):
Just don't want to pu.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Not everyone everyone see you notice kind of thing. And
I'm just like, come on, in between clinics, Bank, Dawn,
Dunny all night, I didn't sleep a whisper.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
He just smacked me all night. I reckon seven eight times.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, and then the next day, I'm not sure this
is done, not breakfast, done it nothing. I'm like, I
need a coffee.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
I don't care anymore. That's a ready coffee.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
I went, I'm going to done it with coffee because
it was going to happen it straight out. I went
straight to that.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
I was just straight through you and.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
The whole rest of that whole day. Another night there, Yeah,
everyone had a good time.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
You're gonna come for a drink.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
I'm like, no, mom, not cannot be away Like it.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Wasn't until that next morning.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Freedom, but it's on the way home.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Yeah, like six monetes later. I just wanted. That was
the hardest two days of my life.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
You mentioned what those kids were saying.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yeah, that Coury, she stinks.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
He's stuck up.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
He's walking around with his shes clinched, doesn't.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Want to help us.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Doesn't want to run around and have fun.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
He's a bit upp and it was horrible. I just
wanted to get hard. That's a pretty good lesson, though.

Speaker 10 (21:07):
If a lot of people be road tripping across these
this weekend, don't pick up sushi on the way to
Dolby on a trip.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
It's not it shouldn't be. I don't feel like that
even needs to be a warning. It's an obvious warning.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I'm hungry.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Was it in Maries? It's got like so CRUs.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
I always did this, but I was in such a hurry.
I couldn't wait for fresh stuff. Usually never get cold,
and I'll just get avocado because I'm like, that can't
make me sick. But I went, no, no, I need
I need some chicken.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
I want some Oh.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yeah, I got chick.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Check Rob Kids Now with Choreos podcast.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
With Robin Kipping coreotes.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
We like to do this every Friday morning.

Speaker 10 (22:01):
Take a classic moment in film, do a little scene,
add a little song, costume.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
The costumes are on.

Speaker 10 (22:09):
So to check it out on Insta and Facebook. Lad on,
do you need to get into character one more time
with that line?

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Corey In the morning, I'll mak it wows because we're
doing Shrek today.

Speaker 16 (22:19):
Hello, and I'm in from the newsroom again to narrate.
So we have Cory as Donkey. Robin will play Fiona.

Speaker 7 (22:26):
That's why I'm wearing a wedding dress. And Kip is
Shrek obviously, and Kim.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Has got this weird helmet thing on and green chest hair.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yes, those little guys that come and kill him during
the movie, they try to come to.

Speaker 7 (22:41):
Boilers twenty years old.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
If you haven't seen Shrek by now, all right.

Speaker 16 (22:48):
Setting the scene, Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona are walking through
the woods. Shrek is carrying Princess Fiona limply over his shoulder.
It's obvious Donkey hasn't stopped speaking for hours. Fiona looks bored,
and Donkey continues his line of questioning.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Okay, see he's another question.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
So there's one that digs you. Right. We don't really
like her that way.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Hey, you learn it really she saw feelings on her.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
But you don't get burned with Christeny, how you that
you just.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Tell her she's not your true love. Everyone knows what
happens when you find.

Speaker 16 (23:20):
Your Shrek drops for going it to the ground.

Speaker 7 (23:22):
Hey, the sooner we get to do Locke the better.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Oh yeah, you got love dead, Princess.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
And what of my groom to be, Lord fark Ward.
What's he like?

Speaker 10 (23:36):
Well, let me put it this way, Princess, Men of
fark Ward statue are in short supply.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
You know, Shrek, there are those that think we love him,
both of you.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
You're just jealous. You can never measure up to a
great ruler like Lord fark Ward.

Speaker 10 (23:56):
Yeah, well maybe you're right, Princess, But I'll let you
do the measuring when you see him tomorrow. Somebody once
told me the world it's going to roam me.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
I hain't the shoppers too.

Speaker 12 (24:14):
In the ship.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
She was looking kind of dumb with a figure and
her thumb in the shape of that out on her forehead.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Well you start.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
Coming and then I'll start coming, said to the rules.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
And it hit the ground running.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Did it make sense?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Nothing to live for fun?

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Your brain gets.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Smart, but your head gets dumb so much and do
so much to see?

Speaker 5 (24:37):
So what's wrong with taking in.

Speaker 9 (24:39):
The back streets?

Speaker 13 (24:40):
You never know wh it?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Don't go you never shining?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
You know, boat hay.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Now yo in our stocks, get your name on, go
play hay.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Now your rock starck, get your show ones, get pain.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
All that Linds is.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Only shoes and side break them. O.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
It's a cool place.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
How much too easy?

Speaker 4 (25:08):
A short.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Now, So State of Origin day, we all wore our
Moron's jerseys and came into work like that.

Speaker 7 (25:22):
But you know, because you actually have your legit.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Moron jerseys that you wore when you played in Origin,
you brought yours in because they're super tight, a bit.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Tight, and you've got your number of name on the back, yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Which is also slightly We understand that you didn't necessarily
want to drive to work with it on, so while
in the studio here you were asked to put it
on so it could be on camera.

Speaker 7 (25:45):
And at that point.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
I saw that you shave around your nipples.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yeah, and what's the problem.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
What's the problem. You shave the clipper, You just clipper
around them, around them even more regularly. So just when
you clipper in your face, you just go down the
new then nips.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Well, it's on looking down there, it's in like six
or seven air.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
It's just color weird.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
Do you do your stomach too?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Like around go down?

Speaker 4 (26:16):
It's not very hairy, it's just odd.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
It looks weird, like.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
When there's only little spots of hair, you know.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Do you play music while you do it? Like? Would
you play this song for I?

Speaker 12 (26:29):
Will?

Speaker 5 (26:37):
You should play shame shave it's so good?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Maybe shaved your it's funny.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
You should be doing all those How you listening to
music the night of that you are?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Like?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Do you shave all over your body?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Like?

Speaker 7 (27:04):
Are you eggs?

Speaker 10 (27:06):
You're going down the belly button where you stopped all
the way rolling?

Speaker 7 (27:15):
That is a lot of work?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Easy cle long? How often?

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Not as often as I used to?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
And just what does tea can think? Is she pro
the shave? She looks?

Speaker 4 (27:28):
You don't understand how hairy I get when I don't
very like all the surgeries and strap just always ripping
off hairs and having to shave bits. It comes back
so bushy and long.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
It's just it's yah.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
But isn't it itchy?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
And does make it prickly?

Speaker 7 (27:44):
Like if you want to run your hands down your chest,
would you not get prickly? No, that's your arm there soft?

Speaker 3 (27:55):
It can't be if you're shaving them regularly. Get hard.
It's short and hard.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
It's because I don't know. It's like when I clipped
my face, when I clean my face.

Speaker 7 (28:03):
I'm being forced to do.

Speaker 10 (28:06):
The gram said yes and has a little field test
if that's all right? Is it soft on the belly
and actually is really soft?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
When did you do it last on the weekend?

Speaker 7 (28:19):
So you don't do you go back your hair quickly?

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Not that quick?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Every week? Your pits the pits.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
I don't get this.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
He left.

Speaker 7 (28:30):
You've shaved all your arms, all your legs, everywhere else.
Not going to ask, and you leave your pits.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, why do you do that? I like my pits
like you don't want to feel too feminine. That's where
you draw the line at the pits.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Okay, that's on you chower, chowers your belly.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
If I shaved my nipples it look like tassels. It'll
be hilarious. Can you imagine around and then get a
gym up the shaver. Just call them on. I'm going
to get something from that.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
From the I'll bring me a head.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Roby Kidd Now with Courios the podcast.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
With the Robin Kiff and Courier. It's your weekly Joseph.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Boats Hey, Cory here and last weekend was massive. After
over a month of planning for my little league. The
big day finally arrived.

Speaker 16 (29:42):
The most anticipated match to the weekend was actually between
the Dino Knights and the Kanga Moons.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
It all started from doing junior clinics and just seeing
the kids around eleven and twelve years old really having
too much pressure on themselves, and I thought, why not
try and start a concept where it's all about enjoyment
and it's all about learning basic skills. But there was
a lot of confusion about what the school was. I
reckon your teens, yar mate, can you tell me the

(30:08):
one's so, asked the rep. He's paying the refers are fair,
so our referee Jack cleared the confusion up to Wan.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
There we go.

Speaker 13 (30:17):
I paid that bit of cash before threats.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
Hey, I'll double it on.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
But it was a very close game and came down
to the final.

Speaker 10 (30:25):
Puzza, this will be the final player of the game.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
Oh where the.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
North side have won?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
This?

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Haven't make someone tell me your school.

Speaker 10 (30:33):
No one knew who won all last and it didn't
matter they didn't know I did.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
The best part about it the end was the kids
were just having fun.

Speaker 10 (30:39):
I think some of them thought the best bit was
the unlimited purple gatorade.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
They was smashing it.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
It was a fantastic day and I'm so proud of
all the kids who got involved. But when one of
the kids, Ryland, was named on the squad, it meant
his parents had to cancel their honeymoon.

Speaker 10 (30:53):
They got married on the friday before Little Yeah, and
we were inviting beautiful ceremony, but there was one four
year old who was just he was not cooperating.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
There's got to be some stories about when kids are gone.

Speaker 7 (31:06):
Rod Mike of Albany Creek, what happened.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
We had some incident last street and the police were
asking all the residents some questions, and my two year
old looked at this big, staunch police officer that are
you a boy?

Speaker 9 (31:17):
And he ignored her, and then he just said, do
you have a peanut?

Speaker 10 (31:22):
And he went read just before any more questions, your officer,
I've got a question for you.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
The Little League game wasn't the only thing that happened
last weekend. It was Kim's daughter's first birthday party, and
we got the best gift ever for her, even if
Kip didn't really appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
It's not like Bombo drums.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
You bought a full rock and roll drum shit.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Yeah, base market Place, there's the double.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Yeah, it's huge, Reffe.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
We just think that's great.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
He did not. Even My five year old went, this
is a terrible gift. Dad, He's going, why would they
give this to a one year old? You know what
it is, Dad, it's mean.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
So we asked Brisbane for the worst gifts they've ever received,
but it didn't go to plan because eight year old
Byron called him with a question for.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Kid drum jack.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Yes, Bron.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Byron won a drunkard and Wednesday Origin was played in first,
so we gave a TV to every caller who got
on air.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
So they could watch the game. You get a TV.

Speaker 10 (32:24):
Oh my god, about that TV for you made?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
You just got a TV. You get a TV.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Mate, Well yeah, every day queen playing.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Well do you need a TV? My two year old
three hot wheeler car at my TV. And well, before
you give me a TV, I.

Speaker 15 (32:44):
Just got to tell you one more thing.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Yes I am a new supporter.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Of course, Queensland won, which made us think about how
our publies predicted a Queensland win for Game two.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
I just want to say your dogs.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
You cannot tell me moving forward that they are not psychic.
The way they predicted what happened is extraordinary use.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
For a lot. We've got Melbourne carp.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Are you going to put out how many balls of mints?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Twenty three horses or whatever it is.

Speaker 10 (33:20):
In there?

Speaker 4 (33:21):
This week Alex had a great confession for cash.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
I've taken the family to Caribbean past. The kids were
it road and they scooter. They come back and they
said to me, the lady across there just told us
to not make any noise. I said, the kids this guy.

Speaker 10 (33:34):
So we went over and we grabbed this woman's cushions
off her seat and stuffed them with prawn.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
We were having a while.

Speaker 15 (33:40):
We could see her like a great day at a
different areas.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Have a great weekend, Brizzie. See it's on Corpan Sunday
to watch the Bronx Smash Shop.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Roby Kids Now with Couriers.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
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