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Speaker 1 (00:12):
I heard podcasts year more Kiss podcasts, playlists and listen live.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
On the Free iHeart appe.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Robin and Kidd Now with Correos.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The podcast It's Robin Kip Now with Coreo. It's on
Kiss ninety seven to three.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I'm not sure how many people have seen this in
their own feed, but we found out that Bindi Owen,
who was supposed to be in the US or rather,
flew over with her family for the STEVO when Gala
couldn't attend because she was rushed to hospital with appendicitis
and needed to have her appendix out. She decided to
do a little video to explain exactly what has happened
(00:54):
to her since her appendix came out.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I just got out of surgery about an hour ago.
I had my appendix removed. I also had for him
new and demetrios as legions that had to be removed,
and they kindly stitched up with my Hania as well.
(01:20):
Forever grateful to doctor Sashkin and the entire team at
Learning to Hospitals. Thank you guys for your kind words.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Forty new lesions for endometriosis.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
See we just.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Don't talk about it, and it's really interesting because I
looked at the stats. One in seven women in Australia
are diagnosed with endometriosis by the age of fifty, but
the greatest number who are hospitalized are the age between
twenty and twenty four, and that rate has doubled in
the last ten years there are so it's an increasing problem,
(01:58):
not a decreasing one. And it's like this silent thing
that just causes excruciating pain once a month.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know how why, well, they.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Don't really not know what I unders stand. Really, I
mean I suffered way back and I was one of
the very very lucky ones that when I feel pregnant,
I went and had a surgical for one of a
better word scraping to get rid of the endometriosis. And
they said, if you can feel pregnant, there is something
that very rarely happens where the body then switches the
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pregnancy stops the endo.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
And that was me. So I didn't have.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It terribly, yes, and I did never got it again
after I had my first child.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I've had a fair bit of experience with it because
I've never had a partner that doesn't have endometriosis, like
every you know, you know I've got two ex wives
and I've got Naomi and my girlfriend. Before everyone has
and everyone's had to go to hospital with it. I
remember Amber, my ex wife, had a like passed out
(03:01):
on the bathroom floor. Holy like we go can be
and generally the hard thing was was like, well, looks
like it's endo, you know what I mean. It'd be
like it looks like it's some type of enopic pregnancy.
We don't know, and hopefully hopefully it'll get better soon.
Like it was, there's generally do you.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Just get severe starving pains or.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, it's excruciating, and you know, the thing is, and
I want to kind of change this conversation a little
bit to the hero women who get up every day
and go to work in the most excruciating amount of pain.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yep, Naomi now definitely does like she has days where
she's you know, double the yeah, double pain, and hopefully
hopefully after Sienna she'll have the same result you did.
And now that she's had a baby, maybe it'll go away.
But you don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, and you know, we don't talk about it because
it's one of those things. But like, seriously, there are
some extraordinary I remember talking to a teacher once who
at least literally two or three times a month would
still stand up in front of her class and she'd say,
I do self talk to just remain standing while I
taught a lesson.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh it's so tough.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
They are really tough, and you have done a special intro.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Come on, because we do need to talk about it
more often. This features Todd our Hey, we producer on
vocals because we need to talk about it more. So
here we go. We don't talk about end.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
No no, no no.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
We should talk about end. Yes you should.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And if that is what is required to get us there,
we can do it.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
That indro every step of the way be discussed. It
does need to be discussed.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
That does not offend me because I feel like it
starts a conversation.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yes it does. It's just.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
So if you want to continue the conversation, then let's
do it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yes, thirty one oh sixty five. We can play the
intro again if you call talking about endo, because we
need to. We don't talk about end.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
No no, no no, we should talk about end.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And just now you love it when you have a
dream And I thought this would be a great song.
We should use the Bruno song and then you leave
it with the producers and then Todd Cay we toldius.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Has it cracked glorious?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
But one in seven Australian women suffer from endometriosis and
the most top hospitalizations happen for women between twenty and
thirty years of age. Mark of Fernie Grove. I love
that you're a bloke calling us about this. What have
you got to say.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
By guys a long time listener? Hey, I wing up
about my daughter. She's eighteen in nearly two weeks and
I go to all the medical points and to pay
for the skins, I'm only pension. It's six hundred dollars
these times.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
It's not me.
Speaker 9 (05:55):
I'm watching my daughter suffer. Yeah, I'm going to specialists.
You know these specialists corosts in the fortune. It's such
to fight and so sad watched my daughter in hell
pain to go through that fight. Is this so just
heartbreaking in the day, bang in my head. And then
you go to doctors and something might be good to
get to find another doctor start the whole process again.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
A lot of people don't believe you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Like a lot of just kind of go and it
depends You've just got to get a great specialist to'll
help you. Tenure of Sheila Park. What would you like
to say?
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Ah, hi, Robin, Yeah, I'm I'm the same. I had
enemy triosis. They first thought it was my appendix and
I was admitted over night to get my appendix out.
It turned out I had an eight centimeter and ametrioma,
which is oh assist. Yeah, and they actually thought it
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might have been cancer. And yeah, it just kept growing
back and then when I had to we were trying
for a baby. It took us ten years, so it
affected my fertility and yeah, and so we had to
do I had to have about eight operations and yeah,
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many many heartache going through IVF. We did eight IBS transfers.
But we do have our beautiful sun, which you guys
have talked to before on the phone.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
But man, it's it's so rough. You know, obviously we're
not doctors. But basically the what it is, this cyst
that we talk about. It it's like the egg that
would normally go inside your uterus. Somehow it winds up
on the outside and then becomes.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
A cyst sometimes.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But the endometriosis is the lining of the uterus like
kind of I don't know, it's what is it. It's
like it changes, It becomes like a growth rather than
an actual uterine place where an egg consists.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It makes and imagine that in your bow.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Yeah, like they could be lesions and bleed.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yes, yeah, it's ye that are in your body.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And as Mark was saying, you've got to get scans
to work out what it is, you can't. You don't
know because it's all internal.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
No, that's right, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Tanya Daryl of Ormiston, your wife has struggled with endo.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
Yeah, my wife did suffer thirty three years ago of indometiasis,
had the lesions, had operations, and she rang me up
about two o'clock one morning and she said, look, I'm
going to have to break up with you. I said,
why is that. She said, well, I know you want
children and I don't think I'm.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Going to be able to have any.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
And it was two o'clock in the morning and I said, look,
it'll work out, don't worry. And she said, there's only
two ways of doing it to get rid of indviemetiasis.
If I can have a child that may get rid
of it, or I go on hormone tablets, Yeah, she said,
and if I go on hormone tablets, I end up
ground facial hair. I said, well, look on the bright side,
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and she said, what's the bright side of that? I said,
we can share razors in the morning having two children
three years ago.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Because it share rates and where will continue to talk
about and no.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Okay, non football related rage from Corey this morning. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Apparently so that that arts center across the river. Yeah,
she's been closed again. Hasn't it taken extra two or
three years to be built?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah? From originally planned and it's been very slow.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
It's apparently now closed through static shock. Someone had had
been they've got a static shock while they're working on
the building.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
What were they doing?
Speaker 10 (09:49):
Hang on, la, I said, you want me to jump in,
just fill on some gaps. So we're talking about q Pack.
So if anyone's been to South Bank in the past
couple of years, part it has just been under construction
literally for years. So q Pack up grade. The new
theater was meant to be done in twenty twenty two
and construction has just been paused indefinitely.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Again.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
This time a work was dusting and got a static shock.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
A static shock from dusting.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Now they're doing safety check.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Oh that's ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
When you dust, you get static shocks, shocks.
Speaker 10 (10:26):
Well, so according to the ABC, this is the point
they want to do safety assessments to carry it out. Look,
my brother is my brother is a sparky, so this
is absolutely do not take my word as gospel. I'm
but but it's like, you have to make sure that
all the electrics are sound, because if you have that,
it could mean that there is some kind of electrical
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cord somewhere that is linked to metal. And they just
have to make sure that the shock was a static
shock and not an That's what I would.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Assume if I I probably I am wrong.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I'd only the lasted three months in the electrical apprenticeship.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
But three months electricians.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Power or even I don't know. It'd be some strong
electricster that building. There'd be enough that you'll be just
a little.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
If there's a loose wire, you getting static shock, just
put that out there and we're.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Getting a big probably yeah big, a proper hit. And
right now there is more static in the air because
because it's dry, it's dry and windy. Lok. I got
one yesterday at home, and I you know. I don't
think that there's an electrical problem in the house. I
know that there's static at the moment, and the idea
of stopping work again is bureaucracy. It drives me mental.
(11:40):
We all have to everyone's going to have an ideo.
Everyone's gonna have another day off because Cheryl got a shock.
Isn't that where you get a shot from breaking me? Angry?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Cory, Well, we've all got one.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's a brain, yes, and there's lots of myths and
facts around the brain. Scientists are still it's one of
the least studied things in the human body and least
understood thing in the human body. So there is a
myth that we only use ten percent of our brain.
That's not true. We can actually use one hundred percent
of our brain, but we have to actively work on
the things that we don't do as well.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I always thought that was a phase because I remember they
used to say Einstein only used ten percent of his brain.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Well that because he was.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
So, but then probably emotionally he wasn't. I don't know,
I never knew Einstein. But if to be a kind
of fully functioning human, you use all parts of your brain,
and different parts of your brain have different uses.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Right, So we were talking about the left.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
And right brain, right, and you kind of had a crack, yes,
and you were kind of right, okay. So I got
this information from this extraordinary book called The Body Keeps
the Score and it's this author by the name of
Vessel vander Kolk, who is a psychiatrist and psychologist, and
this is all science based.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
So this is his definition of the left and right brain.
Speaker 11 (13:05):
We now know that the two halves of the brain
do speak different languages. The right is intuitive, emotional, visual, spatial,
and tactual, and the left is linguistic, sequential, and analytical. Well,
the left half of the brain does all the talking.
The right half of the brain carries the music of experience.
The left brain remembers facts, statistics, and the vocabulary of events.
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We called on it to explain our experiences and put
them in order. The right brain stores memories of sound, touch, smell,
and the emotions they evoked.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So I got it backwards, But you were right. Works together?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Yeah, you're left and your right you get everything and
never you know, yeah, I don't think mine works probably.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So the left side is like your your accountant and
your English, and your right side is your arts and music.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yes, yeah, And so it's really interesting. And what this
book explains is as a child and you grow up
based on your experience, is in the world that we
live in, one side is developed more astutely than the other.
So I am clearly a right brain person, a motive
you know, essentially sense sensors.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Because I can't find the worst the left side of
the language.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
And the logistics and that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's interesting. Example, Hey, what do you I think I would?
I think I'm a bit of both because I definitely
have like a musical side to me. But then I
am definitely yeah, I'm probably more left because I like
to have things organized and but you're.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Very sensitive too, And that's right brain.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I've got a fair bit of both. Is there a
middle part? You just can't get the best of the
middle bit? You're all You're all spine.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
A really good years.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Explains is that you can actually train your brain to
be better. And certainly things like trauma and stuff and
grief and things that happen to people that alters the
brain's movement and capacity to deal with things. But that's
why you go and see psychologists and psychiatrists you go
and deal with those memories and you shift them around
in your brain. When you actually start to learn about it,
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it's fascinating. So you really have no excuse for being
so useful.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Because I could train it. Yeah, okay, give me as.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
With Robin Kith and choreotes. This is Confessions for Cash.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Now, if you have kids in the car, we should
warn you that this next segment has adult themes, so
parental discretion recommended. Might be time for the year muffs
for a bit for a little yeah, like I know,
for I know Rafi my five year old, I wouldn't
probably want him to hear this discussion.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But maybe for older kids it could spark another entries discussion,
and of course it will be on our podcast. But
let us introduce you to Jeremy of Berlimba, not your
real name.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Hello Jeremy, Hello, how are you very good?
Speaker 12 (16:20):
Right?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Good? What is your confession?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Since the age of eighteen, I've basically substituted a fairly
lavish lifestyle by doing sex work.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Okay, okay, nobody knows.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Well, the majority of my family is completely oblivious to it.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Well how do they not know?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
It's funny? You don't realize how much you don't know
about a person. You don't go into people's finances and
go to that job every day, and it's all basically
just untrust.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
So you've been doing it since you're eighteen? How old
are you now, Jeremy.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
I'm thirty five?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Oh wow, So is this your career? This is what
you do for a living?
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Yeah, it is. It is like I started it during
UNI and quick he found out I don't have to.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
And didn't like close family ask you questions as to
where's this money come from?
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Oh yeah, absolutely, like and there's also like a running
joke in my family of he could slip on a
banan appeal and wind up in a bucket of gold.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Right, so you just seem that everyone just thinks you're
really lucky. Yeah yeah, but what do.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
You tell people? You have to tell them something.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
You know. My favorite one is crypto because don't even
know what cryptos.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
That's true. No one knows what's going to happen or
how they how they did it. Yes, do you remember
why you decided to take this part? Ah?
Speaker 6 (17:56):
Curiosity and like it seems exhilarating a bit like different.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
And who and what are your clients mostly made up?
Of as it older ladies?
Speaker 9 (18:07):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Man?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Who are your clients of older?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Sort of confirmed bachelor of men, a fairly successful man
as well. Okay, I've been paid to go on holidays.
I went in Safari two years ago and got paid
very nicely.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
To do that, right, and go as an escort, like
just to be with and hang out. Wow, do you
have regular clients?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, like now I barely advertise or
see anybody know. It's just completely regulous or regulars. Oh yeah,
great that way.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
If you've been doing this for nearly twenty years, you
must enjoy it.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Yeah, Like there's a certain like enjoyment I get out
of it, certain satisfaction as well, Like it's a good
like it's not just about sexual stuff. It's about like
knowing somebody and book having a relationship and they could
talk to me, and a lot of them like me
to say really unburdened himself and share them parts of
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the soul of me.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Why can't you tell your family?
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Well, it's not really the sit you want.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Like, I'm not surprised.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I mean I know why I wouldn't why, I know
why I get it.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Okay, are you go ahead?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
It's selfish to do it and then also be like, hey,
I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I can't put it in their faces.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Ye, are you in a relationship? Have you ever been
in a relationship? And how does that work?
Speaker 6 (19:49):
When I was nineteen, I tried to do it in
a way where I could hide it, and that quickly
quickly unraveled.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
I learned that honesty is essentially the key, but you
have to basically find the right sort of person, the
right sort of weird person that's okay with it?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Can I ask you male or female person?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Now?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Both? But the majority of big male?
Speaker 13 (20:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
And are you with someone now who's fine with what
you do?
Speaker 6 (20:18):
No, I'm single at the moment. Makes life a lot easier.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I mean it is our job to say, would you
like to tell anyone with us supporting you? And I'm
guessing I know the answer, but we will happily help
confess your secret to anyone in your life if you.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Like, thank you a secret for this life?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
You do it now?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Well, five hundred dollars cash for you. You can have
the night off cash a regular Thursday morning.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Actually findal question, how much money do you make from
doing this?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
More than a doctor more than a specialist.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Ye.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Wow, like millions, not millions, but it's up there.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Wow wow.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Interesting for the first time you ever, Kip white Ben considering.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
That made the right choices? Do you even want this
five hundred bucks? You're gonna have a Jeremy Welder, thank.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
You, mate.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yes, if you've got a confession that you want to share,
head to the website Kiss ninety seven three dot com
dot AU. What do you think you thinking? Man, Maybe
you made the wrong choice.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I have someone very close to me who owns a
couple of brothels and I've been in them a number
of times.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
There is no way that I would do it.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
But I really respect how much the people that do
have control of their.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Lives, right because because of the money.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, and also just that's a decision you have to
consciously make. You know, people think that prostitutes are out
there because they're desperate, and some of them are, don't
get me wrong, but there are also a lot of
very well educated, you know, people that do it.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Jimmy Kimmel mister show in the States for the first
time in twenty years outside of I think he even
said he had an appendix removed once and COVID and
every other time he's always gone to the show. But
his oldest daughter, who's thirty three, had had a child,
and so he's become a grandfather.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
So he got a thirty three year old.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
He's got young kids too, I think second family. But yeah,
so he's got it all going on there. But this
is what he talked about, realizing that he's now a grandpa.
Speaker 14 (22:37):
You know, I'm trying to think about what my grandfather's
told me.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
My father's father had one of those lights he put
on on mike police cars.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
He had a magnet on the bottom of.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
The lady kept it.
Speaker 15 (22:46):
He had a yellow duster he kept in the car.
Speaker 11 (22:48):
When traffic was bad, he plug it into the cigarette.
Speaker 15 (22:51):
Later he put it on top of his car and
he laid it.
Speaker 16 (22:54):
Up and cars would pull over and let him prove
he was not a policeman.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Apparently, he went on to say that he also taught
him how to shoplift. These are the things that grandparents teachers.
You've got any memories of inappropriate lessons from your grandparents?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Oh my goodness, yes, Oh my goodness. Finn, my eldest son,
there is a photo of it. Actually, I think he
was about eight, and he had a wobbly tooth and
his grandpa, who was Tony's dad, whose name was Maxwell Smart,
just sit with.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
And as he said, he had it.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
First, he went into the garage and went into the toolbox,
pulled out a pair of pliers and said to Finn,
all you got to do is yank it out, and
to which point I was screaming like a banshee, and
he said, oh, no, no, no, there's another option. We get
a piece of string and attach it to a door.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, he did it, he did it, He did it.
He blamed the door.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
No, he did it with that.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
He chose the pliers and he just yanked it out
and went, where do I put this for.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
The tooth fairy?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Your grandpa was like a bushy, wasn't he?
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Cory?
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Yeah, I grew up on a farm. Not much else
to do it there than farming. And you go along
with dad and granddad, and look, you learned a lot
of things out there driving driving cars.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
How old I was ten nine? You had to learn
to drive a car by the time you were ten.
Anything else you shouldn't have been operating, probably learned it.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Yeah, but we learned the safe ways to use.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Guns at how old? Probably ten? You start small, yeah,
slug guns work you out. Yeah right. My grandpa taught
me how to be emotionally unavailable. We go to his
house and they'd be like, oh, not today, grandpa Jack's
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how to fight, and he's mad. He's not talking to anyone.
So and we'd walk around him like we were ghosts,
like he couldn't see us.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
You're not joking.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
No, he shut down. He would be like, he's mad
and he's not talking to one soul.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
And what was grandma doing?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Grandma just she'd go on like the rest of us,
We all go on like life was normal. He'd be
sitting up up the head of the table, eating his CAFC,
not talking any Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
What about Paul? What about your dad?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Well, then I believe he was probably taking notes, going
this is how you do today. Okay, I'll pass it
on for generations just in case. Quiet.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
You know how at times you're supposed to stop generational lessons.
I think with you you best stopped.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Oh I probably should. Let's play it out. See what happened.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Now if you missed it. Kip realized that he'd made
a terrible mistake. About his niece's birthday on a family chat.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
My niece Chloe, I've got a diary reminder on from
my phone, say Chloe's birthday today. She's seventeen, So on
my birthday, Chloe. So I did the first text of
the family group, so happy birthday. Can't believe you're seventeen.
And then Naomi reminded me that I put it in
my diary three years ago that she was turning seventeen
and that she's twenty today.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
So do you not know she's twenty? How do you
not know?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I sucking? You live your life and she love heart
at all the family messages.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
But not my did you ring her and post.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Sent her a message and said sorry and even wrapped
this afternoon. My five year old picked him up from
school yesterday afternoon. I said, hey, you know it's Chloe's
birthday to day. He goes, yeah, I know she's twenty.
It's like, how do you know that?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Because he retains his nation.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yes, that is important.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
As a post crap that you have in your way.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I know I can quote something from The Simpsons twenty
years ago, but I can't remember anything important.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
So interestingly, we often talk about the fact that our
phones listen to us and within minutes this came on
my feed.
Speaker 16 (26:54):
Sit within twenty five feet of a high performer, your
own performance improves by fifteen percent.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Here's the kicker.
Speaker 16 (27:02):
If you sit within twenty five feet of a low performer,
your own performance decreases by thirty percent.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Corey, Are you saying that that's happened since Corey got
into the studio, that we've all gotten? Is that your suggestion, Robert,
that we've all decreased since Corey's gotten That's what I'm hearing. Yes, No,
I can't believe you'd say that about Choreots.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Performance started at such a loper.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
You know, leave the studio a lot to hang out
with the smart people the production.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Out there on the desk there, but.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
I leave you two.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
You're the reason why I'm getting more trouble at that.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I could be it's your.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Brain cells looking together.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I'm like, I'm like that clown dragging you down into
the sewers, just getting words and words.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
With Robin kipping coriotes.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
What's my scene? This is where we take a magic
moment in film and do a reenact when complete with
the the rousing song at the end and today it's frozen.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
And we will potentially butcher the next five minutes of
your listening pleasure.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
We've got some interesting characters for the scene first, so
I'll be playing the snow of the snow monster as
well as Christoph all Af the snowman will be a
coreots and you will be playing Anna.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yes and Alana our newsreader is our narrator.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Hello, I love.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Being brought in here.
Speaker 10 (28:36):
I did mess up a little bit last time, so
I've been I'm not allowed to sing anymore because I
messed up our Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Well, no, you will possibly.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
We're still a Corus moment where everyone gets involved. You must, okay,
all right, let's.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Go a good So it's kicking off with the narrator.
The scene set Anna, Christoph.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
Ana, Christoph, Span and Olof have just been chased by
a big scary snowman from Elsa's ice Queen Tower down
a mountain. Anna and Christoph are hanging from a ledge
by a rope, while Olaf is finding his nose in
the snow.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Heianna Sterne Span, did you guys go?
Speaker 5 (29:11):
We totally lost marshmallow back there. Hey, we were just
talking about you are good things are good things.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
No, this is not making much of.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
A difference, is it.
Speaker 10 (29:27):
The snowman throws off off a clear Oh guys, the
snowman shouts from the top of the cliff, yelling at
the characters.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Oh, calm back, we won't.
Speaker 10 (29:40):
Anna cuts the rope that had her and spin stuck
as they fall off the clear in the soft snow.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
You were right, just like a pillow. O panicked.
Speaker 10 (29:55):
Ol Off is feeling a pair of legs sticking out
of the snow.
Speaker 13 (29:59):
Give him the legs, give him a leggs.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Those are my legs. Oh do my favorite grab my body.
Speaker 10 (30:06):
Christoph grabs Olof's body before it runs off.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Oloff puts his head back, feels better.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Turning to the reindeer, spin all Off is so excited
to see his friend again.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I spin he found us.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Who don't talk to him like that?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I got me ready, Ready, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I can't stop.
Speaker 13 (30:40):
Snow blows white on the mountain tonight, not a footprint
to be seen the Kingdom of Asolation, and it looks
like I'm the Queen. The wind is howling like a
swarming storm inside.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Couldn't keep it in. Heaven knows whose.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
I have tried.
Speaker 13 (31:09):
Don't let them in, don't let them see, be the
good girl. You always have to be concealed, don't feel, don't.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Let them know.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Well now, then let it go, let it go.
Speaker 17 (31:29):
Can't hold it back, Anny, let me go, let me go.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Stway, Son, let go, and I don't care.
Speaker 17 (31:43):
Look they're going to say, let me starll me John, can't.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Never bothered me anyway, let her go, let it go.
Speaker 17 (31:58):
Ride, bring out time, let it go, let me go,
let me lead, and here ser star, you'll never bothered
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me anyway.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
That was so much better than we thought it was.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
It's Robin Kip now with Coreot's on Kiss ninety seven three.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
So State of Origin day.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
We all wore our Moron's jerseys and came into work
like that.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
But you know, because you actually have your.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Legit Moron jerseys that you wore when you played in Origin.
You brought yours in because they're super tight, a.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Bit tight, and you got your number of name on
the back.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, which is also slightly We understand that you didn't
necessarily want to drive to work with it on, so
while in the studio here you were asked to put
it on so it could be on camera. And at
that point I saw that you shave around your nipples.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Yeah, and what's the problem. What's the problem you shave
shave the clipper, you just clipper around them, around them
even more regularly. So just when you're clipper in your face,
you just go down the nips.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Well, it's it's on looking down there, it's in like
six or seven airs, just color weird.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Do you do your stomach too?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Like around go down? It's not very hairy, it's just odd.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
It looks weird, like when there's only little spots of hair.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Do you play music while you do it? Like? Would
you play this song for I will speel?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
You should play shame.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Shave it's so good. Maybe shave yours don't know? Should
be doing all you listen to music?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
You are like, do you shave all over your body?
Like are you eggs?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
You're going down the belly button where you stopped the
keep rolling to the That is a lot of work
easy long? How often? Not as often as I used to?
And just what is tea can think? Is she pro
(34:46):
the shave? She she loves?
Speaker 5 (34:47):
You don't understand how hairy I get when I don't
very like all the surgeries and strapping, just always ripping
off hairs and having shaved bits. It comes back so
bushy and long.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It's just it's yah.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
But isn't that itchy? And does make it prickly?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Like if you want to run your hands down your chest,
would you not get prickly?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
No, that's your arm.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
But they're soft.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
It can't be if you're shaving them regularly. Get hard.
It's short and hard. It's because I don't know.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
It's like when I clip my face when I've.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Been forced to do.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Said yes, the robin has a little field test if
that's all right? Is it soft on the belly?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
And actually is really soft?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
When did you do it last on the weekend?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
So you don't do you go back your hair quickly?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Not that quick like every week? Pits? I don't get
this left.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
You've shaved all your arms, all your legs, everywhere else,
not going to ask, and you leave your pits.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah, why do you do that? I like my pits
like you don't want to feel too feminine. That's where
you draw the line at the pits. Challenge your belly.
If I shaved my nipples, it'll look like tassels. It'll
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be hilarious.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Can you imagine there around and then.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Get a gym up the shaver, I just.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Can't we call him? Wow, I'm going to get something
from the from the coper rang I'll hedge up thirty
one six fives outnumber if you want to get involved
with this, because we're talking about having a job at
your friend's wedding, whether you're in the bridal party or
one of the groomsmen best man. You've just been the
(36:48):
best man Corey for your brother.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I think it's different with your family family weddings, like
you have to is it given? And if it's a
family member, you are just going to do that, right,
So let's take.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Family out of the picture.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yes, but if you like one of your great mates
says to you, hey, do you.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Want to be my maid of honor? Do you want
to be my bridesmaid? Be my best man? One of
the greamsman? What's your response, Kip Whitman.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I mean, obviously yes, and you say you know and
it is an honor and you're hugging it's lovely, but
it is I really think, well, I actually like it.
On the day, it's great. I'm happy doing the speech
and all those other things. But For me, the stress
is like trying to organize the Bucks party because I'm
not an organizer. No you're not. And all of a sudden,
I'm going where I'm trying to wrangle twenty blokes just
(37:33):
going where are we going to go? What are we
going to do? I've got to come up with ideas.
I've got to send messages to people.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
It's not a blessing, is it.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
It's not a blessing.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
It's a curse.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
It's a massive curse. Are you as a bridesmad?
Speaker 12 (37:44):
So?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Bridesmaids are fun, I think see the preparation and that
sort of stuff for me is great, Like I love
doing those things. I love organizing and making someone happy
and gift giving is one of my love languages. So
if I can do that with quality time like that stuff,
I really love.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Makeup. Here, Cory's looking at me like I am.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Thinking, idiot, You're stunned.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, but the day is when I kind of get
you know, because you want to have a great time
with your mates, right, and.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
You got jobs to do.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yeah, and if you've.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Got a speech to do, you've got to stay you know,
relatively together.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, you run around grabbing flowers you're lifting up veils
and things whatever, what's that floor? Bit the tail the train?
You got to watch the train, see it's a cape.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
And like when people say to me, can you be
my MC, I'm like, what do you don't like me?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah? Yeah, we're all in it.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
But I do actually think it is a beautiful honor.
And I haven't been asked for a while, maybe because
I win to.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
What do you think that an't one o six y five?
Is it? Is it a beautiful honor?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Or?
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Is it a pain in the a kerry of kippering?
What do you reckon?
Speaker 12 (38:53):
I wish it could be normal. I have to say no.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Oh so someone says I would love you to be
my maid of honor, you would say no.
Speaker 12 (39:01):
I would love to say no, but they go over
the top with asking you. Now it's like this huge
box and gifts and everything. And I have no interest
in getting married myself, but I feel like I'm getting
married because as a bridesmaid, you're doing absolutely everything that
the brust's doing.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yeah, and I mean, has it gone? How many times
have you done it?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Carrie?
Speaker 12 (39:22):
Coming up to my third time?
Speaker 6 (39:23):
But in a state.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
So that's another into what's the bill? So far you
reckon for your friend's weddings.
Speaker 12 (39:29):
Let's not think about that.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
But in the state we're talking thousands, aren't.
Speaker 12 (39:34):
We, Yeah we are.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Do you do you just keep doing the same like hens?
Speaker 12 (39:41):
No, because they are completely different. You can't do the
friend I want to dictate it. You've got some that
want you to do whatever you want, and then you've
got a guest that don't want to pay what you
want to charge them.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Probable the money things sucks.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Have you had a bridezilla or a complete meltdown from
family around organizing a wedding?
Speaker 12 (40:03):
Yeah? I have had a melt down from family because
we didn't choose their favorite champagne.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
No way, When was that?
Speaker 12 (40:13):
It was for the hen for the head.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
You've got problems before you've even begun the real stuff.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (40:20):
And if you don't want to get married yourself, I'm like,
why am I doing this? I don't care for weddings right?
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Well, look, thank you, Kerry.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
That is one side I do feel we do need
to balance this out.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Is anyone does anyone find it a beautiful honor? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (40:36):
About it?
Speaker 5 (40:37):
A great because you didn't do anythingless, You just got
on the terms.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
You did what you always do. You got drunk and
you talk too much. From the right on MAMO, Cory
Corey has a good couple of hours a week on
the right on MOA and has plenty of thoughts while
he's there. If you've got one to share with us,
it might be a thought that you have in the shower.
(41:01):
You can get on the phone right now. Thirteen one
oh six five, So hear this.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
If two vegans are arguing, yeah, is it still considered
a beef?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
This is a joke. I like get that.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
It's a good, bad joke.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
It's a joke. It's a meat free bee. Okay, well
this is I don't know.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
I might have thought too much about this one, but
that's usually what I do. Number eleven, why why what
do you mean?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
It's got no mate?
Speaker 5 (41:39):
Number eleven? Everyone else has got mates like one, two, three, four, five, seven, eight, nine, ten, Yes,
and eleven and twelve.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
It's got one mate. It's got one mate. In twelve
you'd have to say, well, twelve.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
So you know what what do so how would you say? Eleven?
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yes, it's it doesn't have the word one in the
name at.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
All, because too welve. Oh okay, I'll go.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
To feteen fifteen. You understand that.
Speaker 12 (42:09):
I do.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Why I know? And it screws up kids. I remember
when Rap was learning to count, he'd get to ten
and then he'd go eleventeen. Yeh, that makes sense because
you want to move on to the teens. Eleven eighteen, Yes,
that would make steen. You're right, it's just yeah, drove
me insane. Why is it hanging out there all on
its Oh, it doesn't exist for the rest of the
(42:29):
whole hundred one team. It should be one or something.
Two teen, yeah, thirteen, weird, that's a good flow. Two three, three, yes, yeah,
it kind of thing. Make it easier for kids. Why,
all right?
Speaker 3 (42:44):
I just I'm just googling to so where did the
number eleven come from?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Which is possibly a stupid thing to it's.
Speaker 5 (42:50):
Going to be something someone made up because someone actually
asked this question.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
MA, get that.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Okay, no, no, no, here we go.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
The number eleven and originates from Old English. Yes, in
leph and erg translates to one left over.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Ah after counting to ten, one left over? Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Okay that is what.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
From how long ago?
Speaker 6 (43:18):
Well?
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Yeah, publish goes back along, yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
At my point, and then the German, the Germanic sort
of getting involved.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
Someone just thought, Gee, someone's going to be confused in
a long long time.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
But this is the old English. Yeah, and this is
what this all this stuff mean?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
One left over and twelve is too left over?
Speaker 5 (43:35):
Two leftover one make of random one for thirteen and
then that's th leftover.
Speaker 14 (43:43):
I just.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
It's a fair question. Thirteen one oh sixty five is
our number.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
If you've got a thought that he's been perplexing you,
that we can mull over.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
You want to hear it, let us mull together please
th six five.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Oh, we've got Piper from Ipswich high Piper.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Hi, how old are you? I'm fourteen fourteen? Okay, what
do you got for me?
Speaker 14 (44:05):
If a fly loses wings?
Speaker 8 (44:07):
Is it called a walk?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
That should be in a bon bon at Christmas time?
That one Jamie at a green bank? Jamie, Hey, hell,
good good? What's your question? What's your thought?
Speaker 16 (44:26):
So?
Speaker 9 (44:26):
My thought is.
Speaker 15 (44:28):
Why is the politicians cannot answer constituents questions if they
have any. But if my boss asks me a question
and I don't give a straight answer, I don't answer
it all I get fired.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Because the politicians, and technically they work for us where
their boss is? That is that your thought pattern? Yeah,
you ask you a question.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
And they know how to circular have a circular conversation
a politicians.
Speaker 15 (44:54):
Which is always give a straight answer.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
So maybe we should just circle around it more and
just talk a lot of a lot of.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Rubbish that means nothing. Maybe what until the boss gives up? Okay,
So instead of them changing, we need.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
The way the politicians are doing it is actually great.
You don't want to answer a question. You learn the
skill set to just let words flow out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
So the boss says, what's happening with the Penske account?
And you say, let me tell you what's happening with
the Jackson account?
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Yes, exactly right, because that's what you did.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
You know that Penskes having a really bad life at
the moment.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yes, and you know we do you just pivo.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Chris out of boondor Chris good? What's your thought?
Speaker 14 (45:43):
A lion doesn't know it's alien.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
A lion doesn't know it's a lion.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
What do you mean?
Speaker 14 (45:51):
We get animals names, so you know what they are
as a humans get things names and cakes about it
doesn't No, you're right.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
We call it a lion. I don't know where humans either.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Do you think they know they're at the top of
the predator like you know they're an apex predator.
Speaker 14 (46:13):
I would think so that big gray things along.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Noise, yeah the elephant, look at that.
Speaker 14 (46:21):
But that's black and place drapery thing you come to
to eat it. That's a food sauce.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
That's so like in the morning they go, let's go
and eat some black stripies.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
Scottish accent is just adorable.
Speaker 14 (46:38):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
The best watching