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Speaker 1 (00:12):
I heard podcasts, year more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the freeheart app.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
So quick backstory on some of the people in my life,
because I do. You're right, you've pointed this out to
me before. I do accumulate an unusual group of friends
and helpers over my life.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I think we've counted in the past. There are nine people,
some related to you, like your parents, who just helped
to make your life move forwards.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah. Just keep things going, make sure that everyone gets
fed and give function. Yeah. So I and during COVID,
my mate Adam who had moved over to the States,
and he had he's one with the bus touring company,
so that all shut down and then there was the
crazy stuff going on over there. So him and his
partner were literally living at a bus and freaking out,
(00:59):
and I said, come and live downstairs. We've got a
granny flat basically under the house. So they came and
moved over. Supposed to be for a few months, but
they ended up staying for like two years.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm also not good at confrontation, so I did. But
Susan fell in love with the dogs, that's Adam's partner. Yeah,
and so I've got the two little dogs. I've got
a jug who's half Jack Russell half Pug and a
dash hound Pancho. And so they looked after and Susan
(01:31):
fell in love with the dogs and fell in love
with Australia, and she didn't leave. And so even when
she left our house, she only moved down the road
in an apartment and continues to come and walk the
dogs every day.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay, she loves the dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And she's also taken care of all of their other
stuff now. So she takes them to the vet and
she takes care of their dental care and everything. And
so she's gone back for six weeks to America to
hang out with Adam, and she has bought enough food
for the dogs and put them on She bought the
(02:03):
food because she likes them to have special food. I
just buy the woolies food. But she wants them to
have special food. And so I said, all right, that's
that's how you want to roll. I'll feed it to them.
I'm not buying it, but I'll feed it, okay, you know.
And she also has been getting them a regime of
cleaning their teeth every day. What yes, And so when
she left she said brushing. She gets like a special
(02:28):
dog dental thing brushes their teeth. And she made me
promise that I would continue the teeth cleaning regime every night. Well,
thank you, and I said yes I will. To her face,
I said, yeah, absolutely, I'll keep cleaning their teeth. And
so what I do is I take one of the
dental wipes out of the container every day and I
(02:48):
put it in the bin so that if she doesn't
if she does a check.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Why didn't you just say no, they're your dogs, yes,
just say no.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
She cares more about She cares more about their dental
health than I care about the having an argument, So
I just say yes. I still give them their little
dentist sticks and the green So.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
What are you going to do when she comes back
and realizes them is full of pluk and crab.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I'll be stunned. I'll be shocked. I'll go what do it?
Every day? I will lie to her face again because
I am not going to clean their teeth say yes,
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Promised things like that. That's just silly. Okay, here's the thing.
Where is Susan.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
She's in America right now. I think she's in Texas.
Right now. No, she won't. She doesn't come. She's a
different type of person. She's not trying to have tell her.
I'll tell her. No, I don't want you to tell
her because she'll you know what she'll do. She'll come home,
she will end, she'll send her trip early with stress.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'll her that you can bring the jobs in here
and someone else will.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Do it, okay, if you will volunteer to wash their
brush their teeth every day.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
So ringing Susan and telling her, there's no way you
are going to get away with this.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It's a it was a white lie promise you shouldn't
have made. It's not a it's not a big promise
to say.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You're going to get Susan's number and we are going
to call. I've met Susan. Susan, she's lovely. She does
carry one of your dogs around in a sling.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, it's like it's a baby Bjorn. She doesn't okay,
So ringing Susan, all right, So let's call Adam and
just just see what he thinks we should if we
should not tell her, which I don't think we should
tell her.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Hell, hey mate, hey Adam, Hello, and heyw.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Are you okay, none of the dogs have died.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It's okay, I think major, I know that that's good.
I know Pancha heard his foot a couple of days ago,
and Susan stressing about that. But this is not about that.
This is something else. And I wanted to make sure
that because Robin wanted to call Susan. But I feel
like she'll come home if she finds out this, and.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't want to ruin your holiday because you haven't
seen her for ages.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, So before she left, she made me promise, and
she brought around all the all the devices. She made
me promise that I was going to unbrush the dog's
teeth every night, right, And I said that I would
do it, and I and I lied because I have
no intention of brushing the dog's teeth and I don't
want to.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
You you are going to do it, You ain't gonna
do it. Susan know that though, well, she had a
backup plan because the dog walker chick has got to
the teeth as well, just in case I didn't wasn't
going to do it.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I hadn't know about this yet that Susan organized another
dog walker.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
What she's Adam, we have to tell Susan, please can
I he's got to be in trouble for this.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
He's a talling.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
She organized the dog to brush your teeth. You too, well,
I knew she got to walk, I didn't know she
organized the ever brushed their teeth.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, just make sure they get done.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
With Susan. She won't react badly, right if if we
bring her and say Kiff has lied to you, she
won't come home.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah. I already already heard plan B.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Okay, And could you just go back into the restaurant
and give her the phone?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Okay, Okay, I don't want to tell her that I
like to it was a white light.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I'm going to tell no.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I needed to know.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I just want to hear I knew you weren't going.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
To do play. Kip is his own day. Let's ring
her and now tell her the truth.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Okay? Yes? Hello, Oh hey Susan. How's the trip going?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Amazing? Currently at Adam's favorite restaurant bar.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh yeah, what are you?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
What are you eating?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
We have some espresso martining oh no, and I've got
a top tail okay, and we're going to get a salad.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Okay, So you've had a couple of a couple of
drinks high season.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, Corey and I here because Kip needs to confess
to you something he's lied to you.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It's not about pas, yes, it's not about Pancho's sore
foot that there's only been that's only two days old.
His foot's recovering. Well, it's not about that.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh, yes, yes, but that's what.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
We remember before you left and you brought around all
the all the kid and all the apparatus, and you said,
can you please promise me that you're going to brush
the dog's teeth every night.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yes, it's only been a week, so it's not too
late to start up. So did you know he wasn't
going to do it? Yeah, because Kip always said he's
going to do it and then he doesn't do it.
But plot twist, plot twist. Are you ready? Yeah, I knew.
I knew you weren't going to do it. So I've
paid the dog walker a little extra and she's doing
(08:04):
the dog's teeth every day she sees them. So I'm
a little disappointed Pancho didn't go yesterday. Yeah, I know,
but I thought it'd be nice if you could do
city teeth on the weekend because he's not getting your
teeth on on the weekend when she doesn't see the
dog walker.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You're paying for the dog season.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Did Keip give you money to pay for the dog walker?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Oh, because it's not keeps jobs. It walks the dog.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It should be dog Thank you, thank you, Susan. Does
he pay you anything?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Okay, it's our dog, said, it's our dog. Yeah, dog,
it's our dog.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Dogs, and so we share.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, and so my it's exactly and it's my job
to walk the dogs. So when I'm not there, I'm
not like, oh, Kip, you have a new job. When
I'm not there, I'm like, oh, cap, I better get
a dog walker.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
But he bought them.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
He bought those dogs because he wanted them.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
And oh okay, oh no, no, no, no, no, that was
another lifetime ago. Yeah, over ten years ago. If it's
not in the last ten years, it didn't happen. Are
the old dog? Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Can we get back to the fact that he blatantly
lied to your face, Susan, or are you just so
used to that now it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I think she's telling the truth when he says it,
But then but then when the reality I think he
doesn't want to brush your teeth, which I get. Naomi
doesn't want to brush her teeth. I'm the only one
that wants to brush their teeth.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yes, I actually did. I actually did mean it, and
I did brush them the first night, and then I
was like, I said, I'm not doing this again. It
was it was awful.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Susan, you have this if you hate it? Who hates it?
Naomi hates it, so you hate it. So Kip, that's
totally okay. Denise the dog walker is brushing their feet
for us, so you're off the hook for the next
two weekends.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Thank you, Susan.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
You are the sweetest, kindest, most lovely human being. You
might also being a neighbler, okay, but Kimp Kimp.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Is also very sweet and kind.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
And his dog, yes, my dog. Now than that, I
don't want to hear nice things.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Have a good trip.
I heard podcasts, year more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the freeheart app.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
So quick backstory on some of the people in my life,
because I do. You're right, you've pointed this out to
me before. I do accumulate an unusual group of friends
and helpers over my life.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I think we've counted in the past. There are nine people,
some related to you, like your parents, who just helped
to make your life move forwards.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah. Just keep things going, make sure that everyone gets
fed and give function. Yeah. So I and during COVID,
my mate Adam who had moved over to the States,
and he had he's one with the bus touring company,
so that all shut down and then there was the
crazy stuff going on over there. So him and his
partner were literally living at a bus and freaking out,
(00:59):
and I said, come and live downstairs. We've got a
granny flat basically under the house. So they came and
moved over. Supposed to be for a few months, but
they ended up staying for like two years.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm also not good at confrontation, so I did. But
Susan fell in love with the dogs, that's Adam's partner. Yeah,
and so I've got the two little dogs. I've got
a jug who's half Jack Russell half Pug and a
dash hound Pancho. And so they looked after and Susan
(01:31):
fell in love with the dogs and fell in love
with Australia, and she didn't leave. And so even when
she left our house, she only moved down the road
in an apartment and continues to come and walk the
dogs every day.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay, she loves the dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And she's also taken care of all of their other
stuff now. So she takes them to the vet and
she takes care of their dental care and everything. And
so she's gone back for six weeks to America to
hang out with Adam, and she has bought enough food
for the dogs and put them on She bought the
(02:03):
food because she likes them to have special food. I
just buy the woolies food. But she wants them to
have special food. And so I said, all right, that's
that's how you want to roll. I'll feed it to them.
I'm not buying it, but I'll feed it, okay, you know.
And she also has been getting them a regime of
cleaning their teeth every day. What yes, And so when
she left she said brushing. She gets like a special
(02:28):
dog dental thing brushes their teeth. And she made me
promise that I would continue the teeth cleaning regime every night. Well,
thank you, and I said yes I will. To her face,
I said, yeah, absolutely, I'll keep cleaning their teeth. And
so what I do is I take one of the
dental wipes out of the container every day and I
(02:48):
put it in the bin so that if she doesn't
if she does a check.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Why didn't you just say no, they're your dogs, yes,
just say no.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
She cares more about She cares more about their dental
health than I care about the having an argument, So
I just say yes. I still give them their little
dentist sticks and the green So.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
What are you going to do when she comes back
and realizes them is full of pluk and crab.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I'll be stunned. I'll be shocked. I'll go what do it?
Every day? I will lie to her face again because
I am not going to clean their teeth say yes,
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Promised things like that. That's just silly. Okay, here's the thing.
Where is Susan.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
She's in America right now. I think she's in Texas.
Right now. No, she won't. She doesn't come. She's a
different type of person. She's not trying to have tell her.
I'll tell her. No, I don't want you to tell
her because she'll you know what she'll do. She'll come home,
she will end, she'll send her trip early with stress.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'll her that you can bring the jobs in here
and someone else will.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Do it, okay, if you will volunteer to wash their
brush their teeth every day.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
So ringing Susan and telling her, there's no way you
are going to get away with this.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It's a it was a white lie promise you shouldn't
have made. It's not a it's not a big promise
to say.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You're going to get Susan's number and we are going
to call. I've met Susan. Susan, she's lovely. She does
carry one of your dogs around in a sling.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, it's like it's a baby Bjorn. She doesn't okay,
So ringing Susan, all right, So let's call Adam and
just just see what he thinks we should if we
should not tell her, which I don't think we should
tell her.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Hell, hey mate, hey Adam, Hello, and heyw.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Are you okay, none of the dogs have died.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It's okay, I think major, I know that that's good.
I know Pancha heard his foot a couple of days ago,
and Susan stressing about that. But this is not about that.
This is something else. And I wanted to make sure
that because Robin wanted to call Susan. But I feel
like she'll come home if she finds out this, and.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't want to ruin your holiday because you haven't
seen her for ages.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, So before she left, she made me promise, and
she brought around all the all the devices. She made
me promise that I was going to unbrush the dog's
teeth every night, right, And I said that I would
do it, and I and I lied because I have
no intention of brushing the dog's teeth and I don't
want to.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
You you are going to do it, You ain't gonna
do it. Susan know that though, well, she had a
backup plan because the dog walker chick has got to
the teeth as well, just in case I didn't wasn't
going to do it.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I hadn't know about this yet that Susan organized another
dog walker.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
What she's Adam, we have to tell Susan, please can
I he's got to be in trouble for this.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
He's a talling.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
She organized the dog to brush your teeth. You too, well,
I knew she got to walk, I didn't know she
organized the ever brushed their teeth.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, just make sure they get done.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
With Susan. She won't react badly, right if if we
bring her and say Kiff has lied to you, she
won't come home.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah. I already already heard plan B.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Okay, And could you just go back into the restaurant
and give her the phone?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Okay, Okay, I don't want to tell her that I
like to it was a white light.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I'm going to tell no.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I needed to know.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I just want to hear I knew you weren't going.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
To do play. Kip is his own day. Let's ring
her and now tell her the truth.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Okay? Yes? Hello, Oh hey Susan. How's the trip going?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Amazing? Currently at Adam's favorite restaurant bar.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh yeah, what are you?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
What are you eating?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
We have some espresso martining oh no, and I've got
a top tail okay, and we're going to get a salad.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Okay, So you've had a couple of a couple of
drinks high season.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, Corey and I here because Kip needs to confess
to you something he's lied to you.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It's not about pas, yes, it's not about Pancho's sore
foot that there's only been that's only two days old.
His foot's recovering. Well, it's not about that.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh, yes, yes, but that's what.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
We remember before you left and you brought around all
the all the kid and all the apparatus, and you said,
can you please promise me that you're going to brush
the dog's teeth every night.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yes, it's only been a week, so it's not too
late to start up. So did you know he wasn't
going to do it? Yeah, because Kip always said he's
going to do it and then he doesn't do it.
But plot twist, plot twist. Are you ready? Yeah, I knew.
I knew you weren't going to do it. So I've
paid the dog walker a little extra and she's doing
(08:04):
the dog's teeth every day she sees them. So I'm
a little disappointed Pancho didn't go yesterday. Yeah, I know,
but I thought it'd be nice if you could do
city teeth on the weekend because he's not getting your
teeth on on the weekend when she doesn't see the
dog walker.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You're paying for the dog season.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Did Keip give you money to pay for the dog walker?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Oh, because it's not keeps jobs. It walks the dog.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It should be dog Thank you, thank you, Susan. Does
he pay you anything?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Okay, it's our dog, said, it's our dog. Yeah, dog,
it's our dog.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Dogs, and so we share.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, and so my it's exactly and it's my job
to walk the dogs. So when I'm not there, I'm
not like, oh, Kip, you have a new job. When
I'm not there, I'm like, oh, cap, I better get
a dog walker.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
But he bought them.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
He bought those dogs because he wanted them.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
And oh okay, oh no, no, no, no, no, that was
another lifetime ago. Yeah, over ten years ago. If it's
not in the last ten years, it didn't happen. Are
the old dog? Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Can we get back to the fact that he blatantly
lied to your face, Susan, or are you just so
used to that now it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I think she's telling the truth when he says it,
But then but then when the reality I think he
doesn't want to brush your teeth, which I get. Naomi
doesn't want to brush her teeth. I'm the only one
that wants to brush their teeth.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yes, I actually did. I actually did mean it, and
I did brush them the first night, and then I
was like, I said, I'm not doing this again. It
was it was awful.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Susan, you have this if you hate it? Who hates it?
Naomi hates it, so you hate it. So Kip, that's
totally okay. Denise the dog walker is brushing their feet
for us, so you're off the hook for the next
two weekends.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Thank you, Susan.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
You are the sweetest, kindest, most lovely human being. You
might also being a neighbler, okay, but Kimp Kimp.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Is also very sweet and kind.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
And his dog, yes, my dog. Now than that, I
don't want to hear nice things.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Have a good trip.
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