Kip's Tips To Be A Better Wife

Kip's Tips To Be A Better Wife

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, can you just put Crystal from the City up? Please?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
What squire? We've got someone already. I haven't even started
with my wife tips great home, okay, good, all right,
that's fine because these are tips that that you know,
with five weddings between us, Robin, you know we should
know some things. We should have learned some things. So
let me tell you what I want. Okay, the specus No,

(00:27):
it's not that, okay, wife. Tip number one, yes, say
what's wrong. Don't make us guess. Say what's wrong?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, but we do, but you often don't hear us.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
No, there's there's silence. That's sitting on the couch, you
looking not looking at like a dog that's just stolen something,
and you don't look at us. You don't make eye
contact me. Is something wrong? I'm not sure you know?
Say what's wrong? Okay? Well? Tip number two, don't tell
us what's wrong just before we go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh oh okay, so we have to time at the
correct moment.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Say if it's nine forty on a Monday night and
my eyes are closed, don't go. I can't believe you
haven't worked out what was wrong, because you're not going
to get the result. You want.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay, Okay, okay, Crystal, I hope you're listening.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Okay, maintain I think this is this is an easy
one for you, Robin. Maintain your female relationships with your
girlfriends so that you can tell them you're boring stories
and tell them about problems that you don't want solutions
for what Because I want to give you a solution.
But if you don't want a solution, that's what girlfriends

(01:35):
are for. Because I'll go, oh yeah, that's how about.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
You just accommodate your partner's needs in a relationship. Because
let me just say to you, Kip Whiteman, I'm putting
my finger at him now. Then I've got really cranky. Yes,
when all that stuff happened last week and you got
really upset, the only thing you wanted to do was
go home to Naomi so.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
That she can help you.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yes, because she does that for you. She does because
she loves you. Does Naomi want to necessarily have to
Lise and do you rattle on about your tay at work?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
No? Probably not.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
She's got a real big job.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
But that wasn't the question I was asked. No, But.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh my god, Okay, keep going.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay, it's nice to visit a place where the hedges
are neatly trimmed. In fact, why not remove the hedges? What?
What are you talking about? You know what I'm doing
about that? Your crystal.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Otherwise known as Naomi, it is Naomi.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I don't even put it together. You don't even know
your own girlfriend. What ma's crystal doing? Stay out of

(02:57):
a crystal from the city. But what do you what
do you? What do you think of my advice? Naomi?
I like this bice skills factor. You enjoyed the song
the song grab Okay with the hedge?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You mean, what's happened with the hedges?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
An in the news room which goes about the hedges?
Oh my