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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Put your hands together for Robin and Kit with Melbuddle
the morney.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Are you going to play for the soccer roos me
you're in your Australia kid.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Well, I'm wearing this Robin to celebrate the Matilda's big
win this week with Kyra Cooney cross scoring her first
goal for the Matilda's against that Germany against Germany, and.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
First because it was an incredible goal, right.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
A real screamer. Look it up if you haven't seen it,
it'll be on the internet dot com. Also, i had
a rough night with my Todd and I couldn't be
bother dressing.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Up he had.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
He's got a vomiting virus. So I'll be sure to
give you all the cub before I go today.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That saves you from Halloween, And as an introvert extrovert,
I'm thinking your introverted self was very grateful.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
We did not do Halloween. Robin and I would love
to probably never do Halloween. It's just it goes against
everything we tell our kids, don't talk to strangers, don't
take food from strangers, and then all of a sudden,
one day a year, we're like, yeah, no, go and
knock on that weirdo's door and ask if they've got
something you can eat. Oh, and make sure you disguise
your identity and dress up as something really terrifying. Yes,
why would you do it? I don't want to do it,
(01:08):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And occasionally people don't quite get the brief either. We
went to a house yesterday, my little five year old Raffi,
and they were giving away The man that answered the
door started giving away his old children's toys and books
that he didn't want anymore. This book, what about this dragon?
Well that looks a bit dirty, don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
We don't want that.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
We actually just want to Minty is here for the
Mars bars, mate, Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I just think Halloween is the timing of Halloween is
a bit of a burden, right, Because I'm in the studio,
I can see you've got your Christmas decorations up. We've
just had bloody bookweek.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, it's Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
What do we really need to add another thing in?
Because you know who the burden falls on, robin of Halloween?
I think you know it's mums, Yeah, my parents, Yeah,
it's parents. But I saw in my streets. I'm going
to say it, women taking their children around house to house.
You've had to get a costume for them. You've had
to buy a little bucket from them, put the treats in,
and if you are hosting, you've had to decorate your
(02:06):
yard by the lollies. Where does it end?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Robin Well at the amount of dad's I saw with
just witches hats.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
On, yeah, laugh out at half getting around?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
How did you go though?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I went full blame because I knew Rafi had gone
to daycare and he had the full green because he
wanted to be a zombie builder. So it was someone
who was a builder that then unfortunately got taken in
the zombie apocalypse and became a strong so he had
the full Bunning's vest of the helmet and then green
zombie faced with the black eyes and blood all over
his face.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Right, and you you replicated that.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Now, I thought, when I pick him up from daycare,
I'm going to go as a zombie builder too, and
then we can go and trick a treat together. Freaked
out the other kids at daycare because I had blood
all in my beard and down my shirt?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Were you the only dad dressed up at pickup?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Kip pretty much just so excited he was he saw
me and he's gone, We're the same, We're the same.
And then we did a zombie re enactment up against
the car while knowing he's in the car. We're like
on the window trying to pour our way in. It
was great fun. And then we try to get green
paint off the car and ourselves for the rest of
(03:08):
the night.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
And how is that?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Inserting lollies into your child.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Man, that's the other thing, is that? The other thing
that you know we tell kids not to do all
year round is not you know, you can't have lollies
before dinner, And he had lollies for dinner. He just
he did not eat dinner. He just was so full
of gummies and whatever stuff or whatever crap he shoved.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
In his mouth that he got from the neighbors who
you don't know, who may not be safe. And now
he's ingested them. He's probably still up kit.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Do you know what I remember? One year, and this
was only not that long ago, I went to hide
the Halloween lollies because they'd had enough, and hit it
in the place where I'd put all the excess Easter
ex X went in the bin, and the lollies the
Halloween lollies went up there, and I'm sure when the
Christmas lolly comes on Brisbane's Kissing ninety seven three