MINI: Woman Confesses To Heinous Crime Against Cheating Husband

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kiss is ninety seven three. It's Robin and Kip. It's
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com dot are you tell us your story and we
can reward you. And I love it when we need
the voice scrambler, because you know it's going to be
even we need it today. My confessions robis Confessions.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hello Melissa, Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning Melissa. Now is that your real name?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
No, okay, good.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I just wanted to see what level of confession we're
about to receive. So confessions for Cash, Melissa, What have
you got for us?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah? So it was probably about ten eleven years ago. Now,
I found out my partner at the time has been
cheating on me, and we've just had a child, and
I found out it's been cheating. So he came back
to collection because I kicked him out the house, and
while he was packing in the bedroom, I went into
the bathroom and I started packing things in the bathroom,

(01:02):
it was his and I kind of looked to my right,
looked to my left. To my right was the toilet.
Was the left with his toothbrush. So I picked up
the toothbrush and kind of went whoops and dropped into
the toilet first of all, But then I went to
the door, locked the door, turned around and started to
clean the toilet with his toothbrush, and then packed it

(01:24):
all into the country bag and just handed it to
him like nothing happened. So I just gave him everything.
He found me a couple of days where I said
he'd been a little bit sick. So that's kind of
made me chuckle a little bit. But the best thing
was I got my well, he got us karma about
two weeks later when he had to ring me and
told me that he got scabies off his girlfriend. He

(01:44):
got scabies.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Isn't it something that happens on a ship in the
eighteen hundred?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
What is skabies? I don't know. It's something to do
with skin. I think some bug or something gets in
your skin and it spreads all over broka. It's very contagious.
So he phoned me and said, oh, I can't see
our daughter. And I was like, oh, why is your girlfriend?
Lays the thing and he went, no, I've got gabs
off my girlfriend. And I was I laughed and laughed

(02:13):
and laught.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
So is that the one where you like it comes
up in little lumps, and then you can peel off
the lump and it's like a bug in your skin.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I don't know. I really don't know much about it
because I've never had it, but I could find out
for you. It's okay.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I'm still I'm horrified by all of it. Horrified by
the scabies. I'm horrified by the toothbrush.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I'm not so horrified. I'm motivated. So, Melissa, I have
a heart to give you two hundred dollars for that conversion,
but if we can call him, we'll give you a
five hundred.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Absolutely not, Melissa, I'm going to tell him what you did.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Well. I really don't want my daughter thinking I'm an
absolute diycho. I don't condone anybody who what I did.
But at the time, I was obviously extremely angry. Yeah,
my daughter also had some problems and she was in
hospital a lot. She had lots of operations. So while
I was staying in the hospital with my daughter, he

(03:09):
was doing these things with this other person, right.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
So, I mean, it is a pig act what he's done, obviously,
but I mean it's pretty gross. The toothbrush.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I mean, that's just it's just do you regret it?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well, I knew it.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
So how's your daughter?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
It's fourteen now, it's a long time ago, but I
just don't want to encourage her to do that. To be.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
No, we do accept that, and we've all been grossed
out on.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Thanks Melissa, all right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
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Speaker 3 (03:52):
I mean, we love the horrendous stories, but it just
becomes so much more juicy if you'll let us call them. Yeah,
I mean you can you know, like there we just
obviously we spoke to and then we scrambled her voice
so you can keep your hidden.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Imagine that bloke though, just thinking how long did I
brush my teeth for with that toothbrush?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
There'll be guys listening going, what does that sound like mine?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah? I know a little bit of an English accent.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
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