May 14, 2023 • 9 mins
Mother's Day FAILS
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Robin TERI little kid on Brisbane's Kiss ninety seven three.
And we do have some chemist Warehouse bouchers to give
away if you've got a Mother's Day failed story for
US thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Now this is not I should be really fair about this.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is not a Mother's Day fanl My boys did
extraordinarily well. They booked lunch. We went to suburban socially
in Chapel Hill. They went to Peter Alexander and bought
me some beautiful satin pajamas.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Okay, so they leave the house and buy some.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And they went and bought something that I got a
bunch of flowers when I got there. They paid for everything.
They also that beautiful card that I just read out before.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
But when we got.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Home, I was feeling slightly cheeky, and I thought, well,
come on, tell me what I'm really crap at, you know, like,
let's be really honest. My elders would not have a
bar of it, and reckoned he needed to go and
get changed for his soccer game. But the other two
I really pushed them on it. All I can say is,
Robin Bailey, be careful what you wish for.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Ever the greatest.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Word of that, you'll be honestly.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Come on, what kind of a mother?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Am I the greatest?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Don't say that just because you think you should.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I think so. Why doesn't every boy think their mom's
the greatest? I don't know, do they do?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
One of my good qualities, One of my bad qualities
is in mothering.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Cookings are bad qualities.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
As in, I can't do it, you don't do it?
Do you do it?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
If it's preheated for you? I made dinner.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That is not true. Yes, that is so true. It
is not I can do. I do a mean spaghetti bolonnaise.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, once every three decades.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, you guys are old enough now to cook yourselves.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
You're all mum. So it's supposed to make us food
because you love us. That's your way of showing you
love us when done that motherly instinct.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So you resent the fact that I don't cook for you? Ouch? Okay? Right?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Anything else?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
He also you don't hold his hand in the shopping center.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Swinging around because you're writing, okay anything else?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Is there any good qualities?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
No? No, you're good at everything to be a mom.
You're just not good at a few things.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Two things, two things. Okay, what am I not good at?
The cooking?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
And the patients thing? What am I good at? Nicky?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
You always look after us.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You always ask us how we are, unconditional love and
that sort of thing, that sort of crime about your pipes.
You can redeem me in any way.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I mean, you have to like both the mom and
qualities because you have to do it so when the
tough gets going, you're always there when the gets it.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Takes after his mom loves an expression the word I mean,
please like me, tell me what else is good? And
you struggle with patience?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But what else is good? You've just jumped on by
that one? Yeah, I know I did. Yeah, yeah, are
you taking that to harder?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Do you feel like you need to cook more?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Because it seems like.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's it is. It is a very vulnerable thing for
me because if you feel like you're not a great
mum unless you kind of prepare food and stuff. But
I made a decision a long time ago that of
all the other stuff that I had to navigate, I
could work that one out simply. And I'm not a
great cook and I hate it. And I spent my
whole childhood with a sister who had an eating disorder,
so she controlled all of the food that was in
(03:35):
the kitchen. So I never learned kind of in that respect.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
But I do feel guilty about it.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I do. And I tried to say to my youngest,
who's only eighteen, yesterday, I said, mate, if it really
is that bad for you, then I don't think it's
fair because I would never have done that with the
twenty three and twenty one year olds at eighteen. I
would have made sure there was food on the table.
But because you're the youngest and the other three, because
we have another twenty three year old living with us,
are free loading.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Make them cool. Yeah that's fair enough. So yeah, but yeah,
that was my epic fail. Have you got one?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Thirteen? One sixty five is our number? Melissa at a klanga.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Good morning, How are you going good?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Was it your your child? Your hubby who failed?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Was my partner, God love him.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
He went shopping and bought some lovely gifts for my
daughters to give me.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I got winter.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Pajama's perfect size twelve.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
And I got a dressing gown.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I looked at it and I went, what size did
you get me? And he says fourteen?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And I went have a closer look.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
It was a size twenty four one.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
He said that the.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Copanger said fourteenth and then but he took.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It back to the shops yesterday and told the lady
at the shop that I was ungrateful because it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Could have wrappened around me twice and keptney very war Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
What are you girls, Melissa, I'm ten and fifteen. Yeah,
so they're relying on dad to do the right thing.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, her dressing sounds so big that you look like
one of the sand people.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I love it with me and both of my daughters.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's perfect. Thirteen one oh six fives out number. If
you want to get involved.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's time for Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Gift fails congratulations feel more coming through. On thirteen one
oh sixty five. I tried to get Rapi to make
a video message for Naomi who calls Nana.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I tried to get that and.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
It was not successful. Well, we kind of got there,
but trying to explain to him to say what I say,
but I was going to whisper it, and then I
wanted him to say it out loud, didn't I No,
this is him having a game. Why man if I whispering.
You say it out loud. Okay, Hello Nana, you say
(05:48):
that loud, Hello Nana, Happy.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Mother, Hello Nina. You have a good day. Oh that
is so did you? Who did you make videos for?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
So did that and then but by the time I'd
finished that, he was so over it that when I
went to try and make one for his mum, Yeah,
it came out like this, Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I love you, I love you. I hope you have
a good day. Bum.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
He is nearly four, to be fair, and I wanted
to just do a shout out to you for anyone
who is listening to us. On Friday, we were talking
lots about Mother's Day and what to do. You were
really gracious and lovely with your post on Mother's Day.
I thought it was so kind and lovely that you
included your ex.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Wife, Nana and your mom. Thank you, and I think
that is, you know, very magnanimous.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It was growth.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It was growth, well done. I hope we contributed to that.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yes you did, Okay, definitely maybe again everything let us
do our every Mother's Day fails. We do have two
hundred dollars to spend at chemist Warehouse.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Lindsey of yarra bilba. What happened? Good morning God?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
This is a few years back, but I received a
pair of sung Now.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I know you like, that's not anything really terrible.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
But I've been wearing glasses and prescriptions since i was
four years old and I'm blind, So I f the
worst present you've got to every kids.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Someone it's even a ball guy a cop for fathers.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
The kids who did it?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It was my daughter. My husband should have stepped in
and gone, oh, you know, it's not like he hasn't.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Known me for the last twenty years.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't know who who's that fault here at either
my daughter who was seven, or him.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That was terrible, A fair cool, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I'm actually your daughter probably wanted them, miss why Yeah,
but anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Hang in there, Linda.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I think Lindsay might win there.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But Nikki of Manruben, what happened Mother's Day? Fail?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
So when I was fifteen, I thought I'd make a
nice breakfast in bed for Mother's Day.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
But instead of giving it to my mum, I gave
it to my dad because I thought it was Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh you didn't really, did you? Really?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
That feels a bit.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, I bet she was ones in May one's in September. Mate,
just looking across. I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I just yeah, he just gave it to dad and
he went every day is my day exactly, just smashing it.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You know, you know it's Mom's day right as he smashes.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
The Yeah, come yew thanks Rachel and Bevengary, epic Mother's
Day fail?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
My beautiful children gave me gastro this Mother's Day?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
On no yesterday, Babe? Really I spent I asked for
a day in bed, but that's not quite what I meant.
Were you over the toilet both ends? Yes, it was horrendous,
you need it? Thought it was very entertaining.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
He was, no, Mommy, get it, Mommy's in the door again.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Well okay, well I think we've got someone who definitely
needs two rounder bucks to spend at chemist Warehouse just
to get some gastro.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Stop it?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Are you poor?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Love?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Like that's the worst. It actually is the worst.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yes, well done, Joe, We've got We've got two more
as well. So what do you think, Lindsay? She was
pretty good? Turn bucks and we'll go with NICKI as well.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Nicky may have a selective memory on Mother's Day and
Father's Day, but you all have Chemist Warehouse vouchers. It's
involving terry and kidd On Creston's Cheese ninety seventy three.
Robin TERI little kid on Brisbane's Kiss ninety seven three.
And we do have some chemist Warehouse bouchers to give
away if you've got a Mother's Day failed story for
US thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Now this is not I should be really fair about this.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is not a Mother's Day fanl My boys did
extraordinarily well. They booked lunch. We went to suburban socially
in Chapel Hill. They went to Peter Alexander and bought
me some beautiful satin pajamas.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Okay, so they leave the house and buy some.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And they went and bought something that I got a
bunch of flowers when I got there. They paid for everything.
They also that beautiful card that I just read out before.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
But when we got.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Home, I was feeling slightly cheeky, and I thought, well,
come on, tell me what I'm really crap at, you know, like,
let's be really honest. My elders would not have a
bar of it, and reckoned he needed to go and
get changed for his soccer game. But the other two
I really pushed them on it. All I can say is,
Robin Bailey, be careful what you wish for.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Ever the greatest.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Word of that, you'll be honestly.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Come on, what kind of a mother?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Am I the greatest?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Don't say that just because you think you should.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I think so. Why doesn't every boy think their mom's
the greatest? I don't know, do they do?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
One of my good qualities, One of my bad qualities
is in mothering.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Cookings are bad qualities.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
As in, I can't do it, you don't do it?
Do you do it?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
If it's preheated for you? I made dinner.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That is not true. Yes, that is so true. It
is not I can do. I do a mean spaghetti bolonnaise.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, once every three decades.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, you guys are old enough now to cook yourselves.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
You're all mum. So it's supposed to make us food
because you love us. That's your way of showing you
love us when done that motherly instinct.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So you resent the fact that I don't cook for you? Ouch? Okay? Right?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Anything else?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
He also you don't hold his hand in the shopping center.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Swinging around because you're writing, okay anything else?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Is there any good qualities?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
No? No, you're good at everything to be a mom.
You're just not good at a few things.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Two things, two things. Okay, what am I not good at?
The cooking?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
And the patients thing? What am I good at? Nicky?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
You always look after us.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You always ask us how we are, unconditional love and
that sort of thing, that sort of crime about your pipes.
You can redeem me in any way.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I mean, you have to like both the mom and
qualities because you have to do it so when the
tough gets going, you're always there when the gets it.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Takes after his mom loves an expression the word I mean,
please like me, tell me what else is good? And
you struggle with patience?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But what else is good? You've just jumped on by
that one? Yeah, I know I did. Yeah, yeah, are
you taking that to harder?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Do you feel like you need to cook more?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Because it seems like.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's it is. It is a very vulnerable thing for
me because if you feel like you're not a great
mum unless you kind of prepare food and stuff. But
I made a decision a long time ago that of
all the other stuff that I had to navigate, I
could work that one out simply. And I'm not a
great cook and I hate it. And I spent my
whole childhood with a sister who had an eating disorder,
so she controlled all of the food that was in
(03:35):
the kitchen. So I never learned kind of in that respect.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
But I do feel guilty about it.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I do. And I tried to say to my youngest,
who's only eighteen, yesterday, I said, mate, if it really
is that bad for you, then I don't think it's
fair because I would never have done that with the
twenty three and twenty one year olds at eighteen. I
would have made sure there was food on the table.
But because you're the youngest and the other three, because
we have another twenty three year old living with us,
are free loading.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Make them cool. Yeah that's fair enough. So yeah, but yeah,
that was my epic fail. Have you got one?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Thirteen? One sixty five is our number? Melissa at a klanga.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Good morning, How are you going good?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Was it your your child? Your hubby who failed?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Was my partner, God love him.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
He went shopping and bought some lovely gifts for my
daughters to give me.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I got winter.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Pajama's perfect size twelve.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
And I got a dressing gown.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I looked at it and I went, what size did
you get me? And he says fourteen?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And I went have a closer look.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
It was a size twenty four one.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
He said that the.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Copanger said fourteenth and then but he took.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It back to the shops yesterday and told the lady
at the shop that I was ungrateful because it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Could have wrappened around me twice and keptney very war Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
What are you girls, Melissa, I'm ten and fifteen. Yeah,
so they're relying on dad to do the right thing.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, her dressing sounds so big that you look like
one of the sand people.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I love it with me and both of my daughters.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's perfect. Thirteen one oh six fives out number. If
you want to get involved.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's time for Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Gift fails congratulations feel more coming through. On thirteen one
oh sixty five. I tried to get Rapi to make
a video message for Naomi who calls Nana.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I tried to get that and.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
It was not successful. Well, we kind of got there,
but trying to explain to him to say what I say,
but I was going to whisper it, and then I
wanted him to say it out loud, didn't I No,
this is him having a game. Why man if I whispering.
You say it out loud. Okay, Hello Nana, you say
(05:48):
that loud, Hello Nana, Happy.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Mother, Hello Nina. You have a good day. Oh that
is so did you? Who did you make videos for?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
So did that and then but by the time I'd
finished that, he was so over it that when I
went to try and make one for his mum, Yeah,
it came out like this, Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I love you, I love you. I hope you have
a good day. Bum.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
He is nearly four, to be fair, and I wanted
to just do a shout out to you for anyone
who is listening to us. On Friday, we were talking
lots about Mother's Day and what to do. You were
really gracious and lovely with your post on Mother's Day.
I thought it was so kind and lovely that you
included your ex.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Wife, Nana and your mom. Thank you, and I think
that is, you know, very magnanimous.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It was growth.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It was growth, well done. I hope we contributed to that.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yes you did, Okay, definitely maybe again everything let us
do our every Mother's Day fails. We do have two
hundred dollars to spend at chemist Warehouse.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Lindsey of yarra bilba. What happened? Good morning God?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
This is a few years back, but I received a
pair of sung Now.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I know you like, that's not anything really terrible.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
But I've been wearing glasses and prescriptions since i was
four years old and I'm blind, So I f the
worst present you've got to every kids.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Someone it's even a ball guy a cop for fathers.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
The kids who did it?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It was my daughter. My husband should have stepped in
and gone, oh, you know, it's not like he hasn't.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Known me for the last twenty years.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't know who who's that fault here at either
my daughter who was seven, or him.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That was terrible, A fair cool, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I'm actually your daughter probably wanted them, miss why Yeah,
but anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Hang in there, Linda.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I think Lindsay might win there.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But Nikki of Manruben, what happened Mother's Day? Fail?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
So when I was fifteen, I thought I'd make a
nice breakfast in bed for Mother's Day.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
But instead of giving it to my mum, I gave
it to my dad because I thought it was Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh you didn't really, did you? Really?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
That feels a bit.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, I bet she was ones in May one's in September. Mate,
just looking across. I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I just yeah, he just gave it to dad and
he went every day is my day exactly, just smashing it.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You know, you know it's Mom's day right as he smashes.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
The Yeah, come yew thanks Rachel and Bevengary, epic Mother's
Day fail?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
My beautiful children gave me gastro this Mother's Day?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
On no yesterday, Babe? Really I spent I asked for
a day in bed, but that's not quite what I meant.
Were you over the toilet both ends? Yes, it was horrendous,
you need it? Thought it was very entertaining.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
He was, no, Mommy, get it, Mommy's in the door again.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Well okay, well I think we've got someone who definitely
needs two rounder bucks to spend at chemist Warehouse just
to get some gastro.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Stop it?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Are you poor?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Love?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Like that's the worst. It actually is the worst.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yes, well done, Joe, We've got We've got two more
as well. So what do you think, Lindsay? She was
pretty good? Turn bucks and we'll go with NICKI as well.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Nicky may have a selective memory on Mother's Day and
Father's Day, but you all have Chemist Warehouse vouchers. It's
involving terry and kidd On Creston's Cheese ninety seventy three.
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