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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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The Free Heart.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Give Me.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
With Robin Kidd and Coreotes. This is Confessions for Cash.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hey back, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Can we hear this one might be a slightly gross
confession for cash? But put your granola away.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Beck's got a story and we've been warned.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
All right, Beck, tell us what happened.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I can't believe I'm sharing it. At least I'm getting
it off my chest. So we went on a family holiday.
We had family in out back, New South Wales and
they were in a really really bad drought, like very
bad drought. So being a city girl, when they showed
me where this oil it was, I was not using
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that thing. It was like a hole in the ground.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
The box, the drop box. They yeah, it's one of
those places where it's full of flies. You go in,
they're so gross, that's disgusting, and you think something is
going to come up and bite you on the bike.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I couldn't use it. So look number one in the bush.
No one had to know. But look after about the
third day, I started to feel pretty average, not doing
number two for a couple of days. So that night,
I run a bath and I jumped in, and combination
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of needing to go in the warm water it made
me go in the bar.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
How old?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
How old were you at this stage? Back?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I don't think I want to tell you how Look,
I was fifteen fifteen, Lord, either going to be six
or seven.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You're a grown woman. Okay, there is so much more
to this story. So you shout your stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
In the bar, and then Penny like, God, what do
I do here? So I've started to drain the bar
because I've got to clean it. Yeah, but huge drought.
So suddenly my entire family, my parents, my auntie and uncle,
cousins smashing the door down wearing a drought. You can't
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do that. Everyone needs to use that water.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No, absolutely can't use that water.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You have to remember, like it was a bad drought.
So I didn't know what to do. So kind of
looked around and thought, well, how am I going to
clean this? There's no toilet for me to drop this
stuff into. So there was a washing basket, like a
dirty washing basket in the bathroom. So I found a
pair of my uncle's dirty stocks and fished fish the
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number two out. I had to take that with me
and leave. But then I'm fortunately my sister had to
use that bath water directly after.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh okay, so no one saw that there was pooh
floating in the water even though they were telling you
not to drain it.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I'm assuming no, no, no one knew because I had
the door closed, So they all probably probably seven odd
people proceeded to bath in that water afterwards. But my
sister Jacqueline was up immediately after.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh no, did she did? She say, it's spelled, but.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Nothing just came out.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's happy as Larry.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I mean, the only justification I can feel here is
that there are children that pooh inpuls No, no, no,
I don't need any more details about that. Was it?
Are you? Are you telling to ring Jacqueline and tell
her this.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I don't know how she's going to react, like I'm
willing to, but she's pregnant, so.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It might come early.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh good grief.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh, let's ring your sister. Are you up to ringing
your sister?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I'm a bit nervous, but yeah, all right, let's do
it next.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah. Well, I'm worried about I'm worried about what you
do when you're nervous. Beck Beck you're still with us, Yes,
I am. Okay, you have told us one of the
grossest confessions for cash we've had in a really long time.
And I'm using that word poignantly because your sister Jacqueline
is listening to us. Hey Jacqueline, Hey, good morning. Hey Jacqueline.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
You are you Beck's younger or younger sister? Younger?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yes, much younger, much younger.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
So is Beck the oldest?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yeah, it's older than us?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
How much? How much older?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
No, not really, I'm forty two, Becks forty eight.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Forty eight okay, so close.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, yeah, very close.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
So when you were nine and Beck was fifteen, Yeah, yeah,
you guys were visiting member, visiting some relatives in the
route in the bush remember this?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah? Did you ever have a question?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Time?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Let's little back. Let's let be tell tell Jaqueline what
she just told us.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Okay, So the do you remember when we went on
holidays to Annie Pat's farm as a kid, that big holiday?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Do you remember how there was that toilet and I
absolutely could.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Not use it. It was like a hole in the ground
the box.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, my mum used to drivers into town so we
could use the actual macive toilet.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I'd like to drive you into town because she didn't
drive me into town to use that toilet. So I
got by by doing one in the bush, and I
actually held on to not go for the first couple
of days. Oh boy, the first couple of days I didn't.
I couldn't use to do number two at all, so
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I held on for as long as I could. But
by day three it was pretty bad. So I ran
a bath and I jumped in and the hot water
must have must have made me go, so I accidentally
did number two in the bath. Pretty bad, hey, carry
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on back. So I was like really grossed out and panic,
so I started to let the bass border out. But
then if you remember how bad the drought was, Yeah,
so the whole family started like banging the door down,
and I couldn't let the water out, so everyone was
really upset and saying that everyone.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Had to use it. So I didn't know what to do,
so I went to the dirty washing basket and got
Uncle Bill's socks and fished it out and had to
take it with me.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
No, no, that's not the bad bit, Jacqueline, keep going back.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I already know where this was going. And you discussed me.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You went into the bath neck.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh it's like you bathed in a toilet, yeah, with
something still in there.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, it wasn't flushed.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
So you shot in the bath and I bathed in it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, quite directly after.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh my god, I'm going to really have something to
talk to my therapist about this one.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Did anyone get sick?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Girls?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Do anyone?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I was sick from my whole holiday?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
To be honest, do you want to say anything to
your sister, Jacqueline?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Honestly, God, I hope you trade on lego today.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Hey, I hope you tread on lego.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
There you go, Thanks BG, Thanks Jacqueline, Thank you big bye.