Naked In Public! 🙈

Naked In Public! 🙈

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Or tell us your public nudity story.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm sure that there are people who've been locked out
of hotel rooms naked. Oh yes, like heard heard something
opened the door, didn't realize it's a self closing door.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
There was an NRL player not that long ago that
when they were on too, got locked out and there
was there was all sorts of commotion. There was my
mate mal remember who went downstairs in Vegas, that's right,
tried to have it, try to have a little bit
at the blackjack table, not.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Realizing he was completely mood. Now, what haven't you You've
done it twice for radio?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, of course, not of course actually for radio.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
No, no, no, So why.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Did The first time was the International Nude Day back
in the day way wait, a long, long, long time ago,
and I was with Jamie Dunnane and Skippon and I
was in the news booth and they had newspaper covering
the glass wall between us. But the problem was we
were playing like Battle of the Sexes or one of
those comps, and the guy said, unless you'd come into
the studio with us and the contestant can't win the prize.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
So I did.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, I walked in.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Was it legit because a lot of time radio stations
as legitimate.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
If you met Jamie, Unanny and Skipp and both of
them are quite happy.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Me not so much. I got into a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Of trouble with my boys dad over that. Yeah, he
was really angry about it.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I can see would be really Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
My body, my choice.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I mean I just didn't Yeah, I just kind of
thought I didn't want the listener to not get a
hundred a thousand dollars, which was what it was, what
was on the line.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
They weren't be allowed to do that today. No, they
would not forcing you to come in here. No, no,
no no.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
So that was the first time, and the second time
was I think also with them I lost. I must
have lost. You know, we would have this monthly challenge where,
you know, the person who lost the month of competitions
would then have to do something. I mean, it was horrendous.
Talk about being not woke. I got washed in a
dog bath.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Right, but they maybe this is not attached to the nudity,
thinking no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
They body painted me. So technically I wasn't one hundred percent,
but I was completely painted. It's very interesting because your
body looks amazing, but you know you're naked.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, so that's odd.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, like because everyone's going, oh wow, you look fantastic.
Like it's all like take no color. And it took
hours and hours to do. And we were at a
night's outside broadcast, so I actually walked out of a tent.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Did you ned need with?

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
We just paint on.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Wow, it's quite liberating.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Actually. Yeah, let me just say pre children everything.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Year right, Christy out of marang bar. We're talking about
public nudity. What happened with you, Kirsty?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Hi, here you going good?

Speaker 6 (02:38):
I was actually inside one day and I heard the
front door slam and I thought it was my year
old going at the front as the door was opened.
It was a little bit windy, so as I went
outside to check if she had actually disappeared at the
front somewhere, I went to come back inside, but the
door actually locked behind me, and I was actually standing
there naked because I was just a bit to jump

(03:00):
in the shower.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Right, So you'd come sprinting from the bathroom trying to
save the two year old and locked yourself out in
New Yes, yes, And.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
My neighbor across the road was actually standing there looking
at me. I felt so embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Just all you could see it was just white snow
body just standing there.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
How did you get back in?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I had to actually get a towel off him to
give to me to borrow, and then I had to
go around. I had to actually jump the back fence
with nothing on my just a towel and jump through
the window. So so when I come back inside naked,
my two year old was looking at me is just
to say, what are you doing? Where'd you been naked?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yes, excellent, Renee Cleveland naked?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
What happened?

Speaker 7 (03:47):
I was about fifteen and I was walking down the
main street and a wasper bit me under my shirt
and I was with my uncle at the time, and
I've just absolutely stripped off naked because I didn't know
what had happened. And yeah, there was a lot of
bystanders looking at us, thinking, yeah bits trained people stopped.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
But you were just afray that the wasp was in
your pants or anywhere else.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yes, heights nudity publicly where.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
It was actually my partner. He'd gone up to pick
up pizza from the local Domino store. My son had
ordered it under the name of Big Mike. And as
my partner was walking out of the store with pizza
and drinks and everything in his hands, his shorts fell
down around his ankles and he had no underwear on.

(04:43):
No one helped him, so he had to try and
maneuver his shorts back up on his own while shuffling everything.
So yeah, now he refuses to go back to that
Domino store.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Do you know what, Raylen, I used to have an
issue where my kids were teenagers and they wouldn't wear
undies and I I used to have such a problem
with it, like sending them off to school and stuff.
It happened something very similar happened to one of them once,
and from then on in they always want when everyone
embraced the andies