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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Robin Now with Choreos the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Don't you love It?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
When you receive a note, handwritten, unsigned in your letterbox?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
I think, is it ever good? Maybe if it was
pink and scented, yeah, you could.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Go, okay, this is going to be a positive.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I think this has also literally been scratched out on
an exercise book and then torn out and put in
my letterbox, and it reads hello. Your small dog barks,
barks often, barks and barks and barks at anything and everything.
Your bigger dog is fine. The small dog bux so
much I am surprised it hasn't damaged its vocal cords.
(00:41):
Please consider solutions to this issue. The dog barks more
often after seven am and after around four pm. Again,
please consider solutions to this issue. Best regards a neighbor.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Neighbour, So you live near a school, I live.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Like fifty meters from a school, and between seven and
thirty they're walking to school, and between three and four
thirty they're leaving.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
The kids, now the people.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Whatever she's asked you to do, so pretty much or
leave like move house solution solution, it's that easy. Come on,
is there a balcony?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Is barking from the balcony.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, they're higher, so they're clearly seeing stuff from outside,
but they don't do like they don't bark for hours
and hours and hours on end. Someone walks past, they
have a bark, and they stop. Now the little one's bark,
she's a multi shit, so is irritating. No, are the
older dog or the bigger dog, which is a cattle
kelpie cross doesn't bark as much?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Obviously not as problematic to a neighbor. But I do
you do?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I don't even know who you are, so I can't
go and say, hey, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yes, what put a barking collar on them? They're horrible
devil's advocate. Yes, go on. The man who gets irritated
by everything, keep white.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I do get irritated by bucking dogs, it's true. But
I also think maybe they don't know that you. Maybe
they think you don't know, and this is information to
you that that is actually helpful, because if you're not
there at those times, they're going, hey, listen whatever, for
whatever it's worth, this is happening while you're not at home.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
They did not scratch that out on them. If you
could have, they could have, but maybe they didn't have that.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Maybe they if you're home and like at four ish
around what is that four? Can you sit out in
the belt, have a coppa and just sit there with
the dog yapping at people walking past. I just want
to know as someone that walked past take it. I
just want to see. But I've I've had this experience.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
You've got worse.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh so you've had a bad neighbor way worse.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Like I'm talking. It got to the point where we
fixed the fence in between us. We agreed on it.
I had the fence fixed six months later lost the plot?
What they lost the plot that the fence was fixed
and it wasn't colorbond and all that, and I'm like,
we agreed on just fixing what was there?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Why did they live it six months?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
No idea?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And it just from there it just got worse. They
rang like Copple was honest, and I remember the Copple goes, mate,
I we had a noise complaint. I'm like, I'm having
a beer at the back of my dog with some
music on and he goes, no, No, I've been sitting
there for like an hour just to check. And I'm like,
I said, who was it? So I can't tell you,
I said, I bet you I know who it was.
(03:29):
And I just pointed and he goes and like a
year or.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Two thirteen one, six fives our number.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, neighbors, what do you do with them? From move
with a dog, extreme dog? From barking the idea? I
have no solutions to that, but I'm sure there are worse.
They are about choice. I mean, a current affair makes
their living. Give us your best.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
When you got one of the album Ducket's knocking on
your door, you know you're in trouble. Steph at Ormiston,
You've got a bad neighbors.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Steah's it's actually a bit lighter than yours. Yes, so
our neighbor we were just about to move. It was
the night before we were moving, and our neighbor had
a house party and they went out and got home
quite late, probably maybe two am. And I woke up
to a very large dark shadow in my kitchen and
(04:23):
I looked over and my partner was still in bed,
and I was like, oh God. So I woke my
partner up and he got up, didn't put pants on,
stark naked, went out to the kitchen to walk again,
and he was like but what are you doing here?
And he's like, I'm just sleeping on your couch's because
like I think you're in the wrong house.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Wow, was drunk?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Is that drunk? He didn't know his own house?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
It was the neighbor.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh my goodness. What happened in the morning, Like did
he leave? Did he stay?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
No, so we sort of guided him out at the
back door. And he's drunken. There was no sentences between
our property, so he just walked over our backyard into
his back door.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh that's so good.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
And did you ever talk about it again?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah, my partner went over there in the morning and
he was profusely apologized.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yes, that's scary, though far out you're in your house. Like,
he's not lucky, we're not in America. You could have
shot him.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh thank goodness.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
He didn't even bother putting some pants on his walk.
What are you doing anybody?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
If you've got a bad name, you want to tell
us about thirteen one six fives our number.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
They are coming Michael Baumral have you got a bad neighbor?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Yeah? I do.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
So.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
I was just sitting on the couch watching the bunnies
get up, had the feet up my door opens in
the unit and then from upstairs walks in. He goes, mate,
what are you doing here? I said, mate, Olivia. He goes, no,
he don't, Olivia. I went, mate, you're on the wrong
bloody floor, Huncher. You're which's brown and wine's buddy.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Dry?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Your couch is brown.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Gabriella Springhill, am I lucky? Why am I lucky? Gabriella, Well,
you're lucky.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Love that you actually got a letter from your neighbor
in your mailbox, whereas I actually got a letter from
the council.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I did say.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
It said I have fourteen days to keep both my
dogs quiet or each of them will be issued with
an eight hundred and six dollars fine.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Wo and worst case scenario.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Worst case scenario fourteen days after that, if they're still
not quite, they will come and take my dogs away.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Steps.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Was there a solution, warning, could you do anything about it?
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Well, we've we've tried to meet and greet with the
dog next door. It went well. She says that she
also got the same letter with the same dates in
the same time. Just like we were told. It had
to be a six minute continuous spark them to support it,
and one of the dates states. You know, on this day,
(07:10):
between the time of seven am and five pm, they
bark for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah right, wow, and do you think that's true?
Speaker 7 (07:19):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's a lot time for a dog.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
What are you going to do it?
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Yeah, well, we've bought some citronella collars for them to
see if that will work. My husband works from home,
so he actually keeps the dogs inside for the majority
of the day. Yeah, and that's all we can do,
Like we let them out and then we bring them
straight back in. Wow, it's not very fair on them.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Okay, well, yeah, I didn't get a counsel letter.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, it's not that bad to win sonya at a
region's park.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Good morning. So, yes, I have a bad neighbor. I
don't know his real name. We refer to him as
sketchy stef Even and it's the most disgusting human being.
He doesn't work. He is there twenty four to seven,
just constantly hacking like this disgusting cough.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
And is he on the darts? Is he smoking? Is he?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
I don't reckon that's the only thing he's smoking. Yeah,
And it's just the most vile sound. We can't go
out into the back of even hanging out the washing
eye dry reach listening to him, he's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
You's got to go see that's funny because it's worse
than a bark. But there's nothing you can do about that.
The council can't go, you can't put a color.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You just get a video of six minutes. Costs of
barking