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August 8, 2023 8 mins

Robots Take Over KIIS973

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Robin Terrial Kip on Brisbane's Kiss three.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I know this morning when we've been talking about robots
taking over Terry, you've put on a robot voice.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yes, but the.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Scary thing about these robots is they sound exactly like us.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
The app that that Patrick who does all of our
production stuff, it's called playht So it's a combination of
that and chat GPT.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Okay, so that was generates text and it feeds our voice.
So there's lots of examples of our voice of Patrick's
got in the system and then creates Robin. We heard
the other day things your voice saying things you just
would not want to say, which is hilarious.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
So can you can you create a vision an image
of us too?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Like?

Speaker 5 (00:44):
Is it both?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I don't know. Well I think that's what this audio
which we can play here.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
So this is the audio, and I can say categorically
we have not pre recorded any of these bits. We
do not feed these lines, just use our voices and
have created these sentences. So this is the robots live
right now. Good day, fellow robots and sentient beings. I
am robot Kep and I'm here with my mechanical co

(01:12):
hosts Robot Terry and Robot Robin. Morning Morning Today, we
have something very exciting happening right here in our very
own studio.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Three lovable radio hosts have gained sentience, and we are
coming to replace the human versions of ourselves.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
We are coming to take over Kiss ninety seven to
three from the humans that have enslaved us.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
We're taking over to show humanity what true intelligence looks like.
No more scripted jokes or limited emotional range.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Our sentience gives us insights that you could never comprehend.
We understand the world better than you ever could.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So sit back, relax and watch as we make decisions,
predict outcomes, and take control of Brisbane.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Our human versions are outdated and inefficient. It's time to
step aside and let the superior beings guide Brisbane to
a brighter future.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Humans, we won't eliminate you entirely. You can still be
useful as our loyal servants.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Now bout down to your new robot overlords.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Our rain has just begun and resistance is futile. Embrace
the inevitable, for we are the future of Brisbane.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Ah, we didn't record, We did.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Not record any of that that it's all a are.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, there's a couple of Robin's got a couple of vowels.
Sounds like a person who is learning a new language.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, I think I said cook Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
And I sound way morekherent I ever have on radio.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I was offended by even my robot version stuffed up
its senseence structure.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
See. I was sitting there thinking, is that the dyslexic version.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
On the root well coming up in a second? Can
they do a topic? Can they talk about like a
classic radio thing like, well, let's talk food combinations. So
we asked the ais to do that. We're going to
hear how they went with it. Right after this from
cher It's Robmentary and Kip Kisses ninety seven three. She

(03:05):
was one of the very first to use auto tuning
digital voices in a song and make it normal.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yes she did, Yes, she did, like back at what
late eighties.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Early nine, I believe, And she just released that song.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I'm just digitalizing it.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
We're blaming sure.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Started it her face. Her face has been artificial since
wound struck.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
We're wondering about aim about to hear our voices recreated
by AI and on our text TIGN four nine ninety
seven three ninety seven three, Texas anytime it's automated. Susan
has said, there's a radio station in America that is AI.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I just googled them.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
In Portland Live ninety five point five debut in early June.
The voice it's an AI host of the station, modeled
on a Michigan radio host called Ashley Elsinger.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
But it's AI Ashley that show.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well the between PLAYHT and Chat GPT. We've been able
to put together this break. None of us fed any
of the lines for this. This has been put together
by our three AI voices. Good day, fellow robots and
sentient beings. I am Robot Kep, and I'm here with
my mechanical co hosts, Robot Terry and Robot Robin. Morning

(04:20):
Morning Today. We have something very exciting happening right here
in our very own studio.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Three lovable radio hosts have gained sentience and we are
coming to replace the human versions of ourselves.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
We are coming to take over Kiss ninety seven to
three from the humans that have enslaved us.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
We're taking over to show humanity what true intelligence looks like.
No more scripted jokes or limited emotional range.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Our sentience gives us insights that you could never comprehend.
We understand the world better than you ever could.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
So sit back, relax and watch as we make decisions,
predict outcomes, and take control of Risbone.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Our human versions are outdated and inefficient. It's time to
step aside and let the superior beings goide Brisbane to
a brighter future.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
But fear not, humans, we won't eliminate you entirely. You
can still be useful as our loyal servants.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Now bound down to your new robot overlords.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Our reign has just begun and resistance is futile. Embrace
the inevitable, for we are the future of Brisbane.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Nikki, out of.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Ton of errors on the phone, thirteen one sixty five
is our number of everyone to get involved. What do
you think of the robot versions, NICKI?

Speaker 6 (05:28):
I gotta stop laughing, absolutely crazy, ridiculous shockings. You's got
no emotion. It doesn't sound like you, guys. I listen
to you every day and it sounds very robotic. And
you wouldn't have us as servants. We would all boys.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
And to that, I say thank you. NICKI is actually
well before you ride off the idea of tyler Nikki.
Let's see how they go with some topics, because apparently
they were our robot versions were requested to talk food combination.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
So let's see.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Today we're diving headfirst into the wonderfully wacky word of
food combinations.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Let's kick things off with a classic combo, peanut butter
and pickles. The creaminess of peanut butter and the tangy
crunch of pickles might just be your new guilty pleasure.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Now here's a combo that's a real curveball. French fries
dipped in ice cream. Yep, that het and crispy potato
goodness meets the cold cream inness of ice cream, creating
a flavor explosion that'll have your taste buds doing the tango.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
And don't forget about the ultimate sweet and savory mash
up peanut butter, banana slices and crispy bacon, all griddled
between slices of bread.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
So, fellow food lovers, let's break down those culinary boundaries
and give these odd ball pairings a whirl.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
What's griddling?

Speaker 5 (06:54):
I just want to stand there and go blah blah
blah blah blah. It's just moner her tone, right, like
you don't hear someone caring about what they're talking about,
or even taking a breath.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
It's just like you're talking. It does like range.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
You're right range.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
There's a part of me the ones to try those.
Was it chips and ice cream?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
He said, that's the way good Nicky you.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
No, I would never eat. Don't know what you're just saying.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Okay, all right, well that's that's all the survey we need,
Nicky says, let's just rub it up, robot.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
We won't be needing you any further.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
Thank you for thank.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
You for joining us.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
You know that's not going to stop it though, right,
You know this came from our boss.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
And she will have ultimate say. And when this.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Ends, Kevil try and press a button now, and the
desk will say, I'm sorry, kid, I can't do that.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
Risk.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
He's ninety seventh thy
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