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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
If you've got a confession.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Oh please tell us.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, it's so fun that they're getting interesting, something that's
weighing on your mind, your chest, wherever it may be.
Tell us all about it. We've got thousands of dollars
to give away to go to a kiss ninety seven
three dot com dot au like Sarah did give me a.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Cat with Robin Kith and coyotes. This is confessions for cash.
Confession Okay, Sarah, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So some really good friends of mine trusted me to
do something for them, and I mucked it up a bit.
But they have a little dog and it was very old.
I think she was like nineteen or twenty, and they
couldn't bear to take her to the vet to have
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her put to sleep. So they asked me if I
would do it, and so, being good friends mine, I said, yeahah,
I'll do it. So I took her down and I
sat with her and I put it asleep and everything,
and that was fine. And then the next day I
sort of told them that I had been done. And
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the next day I saw them and gave them back.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
To collar and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And she said to me, when will they bring the
ashes back? And I went, oh, I'm not sure. I'll
have to ring them and ask them. But the thing is,
I didn't ask them to keep the ashes. Okay, when
I rang the vat, they had said, I know she's
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gone into a group cremation. And so I thought, oh
my god, what am I going to do? I'll destroy them.
So I poked up a bit of a plan and
I went and bought a little timber box, and I
went out to my barbecue and pulled out the tray.
I got some ashes, and.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I do you remember.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
There from underneath to barbecue where the bean turned down
and dropped down, And I just didn't have the heart
to mucked up. And so their little pixies sitting on
their mantle, but it's actually a.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Little pixy steak.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I mean, I guess they're never gonna it's not like
it's something they're ever gonna sniff.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
My heart was in the sat them and then and
now it's sort of you sort of thank goodness, I
don't have that barbecue anymore ever.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Looking and you don't get the option to do it though, like,
can you can you give them cremated separately dog? Yeah,
you can.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
They didn't ask for that, obviously, your friends they didn't say.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well I with me.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
They probably just since it was there, Yeah, Pixie after twenty.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Years, Sarah, what do you think your friend will say
if you confess to this confession.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's been so many years now I think should be
all right. But they worshiped the little dog.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Do you know where did Pixie or rather the barbecue
remains sit for all these years?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You know, well, they were on the mantle, but since
they moved, I don't know if it's still up on there.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Okay, okay, so maybe they've.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah do you talk to Yeah, yeah that they're good
friends of mine.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Do you know my son's dog Ray, who has been
gone for more than five years, raised ashes are still
beside his bird? Mean sure? Yeah? No, so Sarah.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
See, if that was where I'd be pissed because I
have my dog marlinsby.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
But I would have asked.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I would have said, like you get the ashes.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I would have specified, I'm not quite sure this is
your fault. I understand that now that you've actually tried
to make it better, it does confuse the issues somewhat.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Would you be willing to wring them more?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I think I would be.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Just get it off your chest?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, give me now, Hope.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
All right, Sarah, tell you what we're going to play
a song. I'm going to give you a couple of
minutes just to work out how you want to tell
your story to Liz as gentle as possible.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Take a breath.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Take a breath, and we'll do it right after this.
It's Robin and Kip now with Corey. It's Kiss ninety
seven three.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Liz, Whye there, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Just just at work, But I just wanted to tell
you something I've been on my mind for a little while.
Are you sitting down?
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
You sounds serious. Do I need a drink?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Possibly after woods, but we might have it together. You
know when I took little Pixie down for you and
she went to her little eternal sleep and I brought
the ashes back for you, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Well you didn't tell me that you wanted her back,
so I actually when I rang the bet so he
said that she'd already gone to a group commation. So
the little box of ashes that you've got there a
Pixie is actually from my barbecue.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
No, why you said joke?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Right? No? Why?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Sarah?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
What the hell?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, I didn't have the heart to tell you that.
I hadn't asked her to, and I didn't want to
break your heart, and so I thought that I was
doing the right thing. But it's just been.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Eating at me.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh my god, are you handing me that box? You
were there today that we had the funeralful?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Oh my god, we had a funeral for a box
of barbecue ashes.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
No, that's just thought like it. It would be her her,
that my class tennant.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I didn't want to have feelings, and I knew how
upset you would have been, and.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
I just oh, so you know, when I die, my
kids are going to be fighting over that box.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
So it's got.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Bloody barbecue ashes in it?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
No way?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Oh is it's Robin Kip and Corey Oats from Kiss
ninety seven to three.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
At this point, you are probably hoping that we're going
to tell you that this is a joke.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
It's not.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
It's not, it's not.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
It is a real confession. Look, Sarah does legitimately feel
terrible about it, which is why she called us and
told us and we thought that maybe you would understand.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
I understand. Sure, is it too real? Come on, it's
got to be candid Teeneral Candid Radio, Liz.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
This is the problem, right, We do a thing called
confessions for cash, and so Sarah has called us and
we're paying her five hundred dollars for this confession. And
she we then offered her the chance to get this
off her chest and to tell you herself. And it's
not a joke. It actually happened. And I don't think
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you're okay with it.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Oh my gosh, she was in the right spot. Oh
my gosh, Okay, okay, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
I do.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
And we were so grateful that she actually.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Took the dogs before, of course, but oh.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
My gosh, who had a few of barbecue ashes. I
can't get past that.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Well, I mean there was still a farewell, it doesn't
matter what was in the box.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
What kind of jog?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Is Pixie a little poodle?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Well, you know, she would have.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Enjoyed those sausages, that's right.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
It would have been very funny if it was a
sausage dog.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I've got to.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Are you gonna are you going to forgive her?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
But I think barbexcuse to barbecue with a lighter token
on a honey.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Might be a little frosty at the next barbie.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Sarah, you can never ever contest this to my children.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
That's another common okay.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You know how much they love you. Wow, you would
be right at the bottom of the ladder. You can
never tell them, Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
We could if you want to.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Pass. Well. Thank you for your very fun reaction listen,
and for your confession, Sarah. Five hundred dollars for you
buy you a couple of sharp knapes.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
To sort of maybe smooth. Yeah you happy, very quiet?
Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh no, I am sad and I'm like, I'm sad
at what I did, but like I was only trying
to be.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Are you happy you finally confessed to it now and
told him though.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, that whole five hundred dollars is gonna cock.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
We'll drink good wine.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Ye, yes, thank you, thank you, Sarah.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Yeah,