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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
Now with Coorios the podcast Yesterday on the show, it
was about this time actually that we got a confession
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The story went something like this.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
We had family in out back, New South Wales and
they were in a really, really bad drought. The toilet
was like a hole in the ground.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
The dropbox.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, no, I couldn't use it.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
After about the third day, I started to feel pretty average,
not doing number two for a couple of days. I
run a bath. Combination of needing to go in the
warm water it made me go in the bar. I
started drain the bath, my entire family and husbins smashing
the door down. Wearing a drought. Everyone needs to use
that water, so the number two out. But then unfortunately

(01:13):
my sister had to use that fast forward directly after
a disgusting Now.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Look now this is nothing but a lot of city
people think that's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yes, well it is.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
When you live on a farm and you're going through drought.
Unfortunately I can't say the term, but stuff happens and
you got to deal with it. Did you ever have
to share family bathwater?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I believe that did you? You would have? We did not.
On the last what's your older brother's name, Matthew? Yeah,
you reckon?

Speaker 5 (01:47):
He left Nick. They left you some surprises. I bet that, honestly,
they would never have told me though, No.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Thirty one six five. This is your chance to tell us.
And we've got tickets to Annie the Musical to encourage
you to tell us what you did the worst thing,
the grossest thing you did to your sibling.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, when I was growing up with my older sister,
my mum had decided that we when we hit high school,
we would get in an allowance so she would provide
the basics of living, but if we wanted, like special
shampoo or clothes, we would buy them ourselves. So my
sister and I became really competitive about things that we
had bought that we would not share with each other.

(02:25):
And I remember, I don't know if do you remember,
in the eighties their decore that shampoo, right, my sister
spent her money on this shampoo, and she wouldn't let
me use it, so I emptied out the entire thing
into another container and I put tomato sauce. And the

(02:49):
way she used to do her hair is that she
just squirted.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
On to the top of her head.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Surely you did. You seem like one of those people.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Still, I don't think I ever did. That's pretty evil.
Have you got one? Now?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I was.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
I always had stuff done to me. But the one
I remember the best is wasn't my brother and sister
my day when we escale, Because on the farm we
had fifteenth or whatever, fifteen thousand acres. So when you're
at the back a long way, you're not you're not
close to home. And if you need to go to
the toilet doing number two, you had to go on
the dirt. And I was only young, I remember, and

(03:28):
I just had to go. And he goes right over there,
going to the hole and planer in. I said, what
about wiping it? Leaves? Just grab a leaf your dad, dad,
Your dad's not dad, And I just like, this is gross, man,
And then it happened again.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Because the gun leaves not a broad lay big.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
It is disgusting, prickly. I remember after a few times.
I remember looking he needed something in the back behind
his seat, and I pulled the seat foot on went Hi,
you know this toilet paper? He goes, yeah, he said,
you never asked.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
That. We're not even siblings. This is what your dad did.
But what do you got? Thirteen one oh sixty five
is out of number the grossest thing you ever did
to your sibling or your kid. I remember my brother Luke.
He would have been about three or four, so I
was seven or eight, and we had a bath. We're
still bath, you know, having a bath together, and left

(04:27):
the soap in the bath, and you know, and it
just sort of like the whole all the water goes
milky and soap. So when you drain it, then there
was like a light film of soap over the entire bath.
So as he got to get out, he went and
slept and fell back in, which we kind of laughed about.
And you know, I was already out, and then he
sort of wop and slipped again, and so then I
started like pushing him as well, making sure that he slept.

(04:49):
So he's slipping over and over. We're laughing hysterically. But
he was at an age where if you made him
laugh enough he'd wed himself, but the way that he
was lying as he wet himself, it came up his
body and into his open mouth. Remember, it's the funniest
thing I've seen in my entire life, because couldn't stop

(05:10):
laughing as it happened.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
What's the greatest thing you've done to a.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Sibling, Hey, that's a hard one to follow. That was great.
So I found this cup in the fridge when my
sister she would have been about five, and I said
to her last I'm going to like Mum's made some

(05:39):
chocolate mood. Come and have a try of it. Oh
my god, it is so good. I've tried it. I've
eaten it. It's delicious. And she's I've got the spoon
and I've gone to put it in her mouth. And
here she is expecting this delicious, airy, fluffy chocolate.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
Mood, and then she takes this big spoonful.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
It was cold gravy.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
On the text line from four nine seven three. My
sister was the only girl in the family and the youngest,
and she got babied and she always got the nice
stuff at Christmas. So my brother and I, when she
was asleep, we would get dead cockroaches and put them
on her lips, and then we'd tickle her nose.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
She'd wake up and think it's the cock crower on
her lips.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
That's what happened.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
Hey, guys, So I am a baby sister. I've got
one older sister, and we used to have like this
rival as we were younger. But my sister she just
never really committed to the pranks. So I used to
dunk her truthbrush in in the toilet. I used to
sneeze in her socks.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Like I used to like roll them like inside out
sneeze riding the toes and then troll them back up again.
I used to like get pepper and like crack it
in the bed, hoping that she would sneem and like
the worst thing she'd ever do was like make put
soap on my toothbrush.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Like I wonder you really did, Vicky Points.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
It was not me, it was my brother. We grew
up on a cattle property in North Queensland and my
I was the younger sister and I wasn't accomplished for
some reason, I'm not sure why. And he collected almost
a full bucket of wet cow poof. We hit up
a mango tree and as she walked under, he tipped
it on her head and her hair was green like it.

(07:46):
She was crying. Obviously ran off.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
The green to wash out.

Speaker 8 (07:51):
Was got in trouble, But there's nothing to do with me.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
I was just a little sister. I did help collect
some poo.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Well, you're up to see Annie for telling your story. Anyway,
double pass to see any of the musical.

Speaker 8 (08:10):
Oh wonderful.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
You maybe take your sister. I feel like, yeah, what
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