🔊 The KIIS $200K Noise - All The Wrong Guesses

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yes, two hundred thousand dollar noise. Need a clue? Here
is everything we know the noise isn't I believe it's
crunching piece of paper and frow it in the bin.
It's opening up a bag of chips, looking throwing the
garbage out the door and slamming the door on. Wrapping
a ceramic garden with from that wrapping paper you get

(00:23):
in the delivery box. Dirt being shoveled and put into
a pile. It's a little skateboard that you please your fingers.
I am thinking it is pouring ice into an eski
and shutting the escy lids, opening up a pack of
the chip, reaching into one of those paper cardboard terrible
grocery bags, grubbing something out and putting it on the counter,
taking the phone from your ear and putting it down

(00:44):
on the bench. It is popping a pill from a
urofin or panel or bat, opening up the drawer, putting
your wallet and keys in the drawer and then closing it.
Picking up a parcel and closing the front door. Putting
a lunch box on a desk and opening it up.
I think it's slicing wrapping paper with scissors, lunching in
metalic blender with a push start to stop. A piece
of paper scrunched up and then it's been solid. Grabbing

(01:07):
a piece of chocolate from a chocolate bar and putting
it down. It's putting a package snack into the cupboard
and then closing the cover of the door. Being just
picking up and tossing dices, opening in the plastic kind
of cigarette box, unwinding toilet paper, an umbrella, opening up
a horse moving his leg in the dirt and then
stomping it back down. Grabbing a door dishorder and then

(01:29):
closing the front door. It's pulling a tissue out of
the box, grabbing a pack of the chips out of
the pantry and closing the door. From the very start,
I thought it taking out the cereal bag out of
the cereal box. I've got, opening a malkal wallet, opening
and then closing a microwave door. Yeah, partially eaten some
barbagie shape or paper shape, and you put that foil

(01:49):
packet back in the box. Taking the freezer item out
of the freezer, using a hole puncher to punch a
hole through some paperwork and putting the whole puncher on
the bench. We are pulling baking paper out of the
raw and just cutting that lip, cutting it. I'm in
on a chocoling board with a knife. I think it
is cutting into a slice of watermelon, pouring the cereal

(02:12):
out of the box and putting it back down, Pulling
a wet white out and then closing the lid. Putting
a plastic bag in the bin and closing the lid.
Is it tearing apart less? Putting a pod in the
coffee maker, hearing static on the phone and then hanging up,
Ripping a garbage bag off a garbage bag roll, you
know the big freezers at the servo, getting a bag

(02:32):
of ice out and closing the door, getting up or
from a leather couch with a skin sticks to the couch,
and then the next part is placing a cup on
a coffee table, taking off headphones and putting them down,
taking a phone out of your pocket and putting it
on a hard flat surface like a table or death,
falling up the lever in the car and adjusting the

(02:53):
seat that your closer or further away from it. It
is a huge tree COLLAPSI falling down is opening and
closing the front door of the house. But walking in
the house, pacing an egg carton on table and then
running your finger along the bottom, taking off the handbag
and then you put it on the tape. Plugging your
stone charger it. Taking out a lunch top ofway container

(03:14):
out of your bag and placing it on the table.
Lighting up a cigarette lighter, pulling at roll out of
its plastic bag, putting a key through the hole of
the door and either locking or unlocking it. Pulling clean
raps from a roll of clean roll and detaching the
clean rap. Taking a packet of biscuits out of a
cupboard and like the door closing. Taking something out of
a vending machine. Kickat We're moving past the noodles for

(03:38):
the box. My guess is opening a commercial heater, taking
a sausage roll out and closing the door. You're scrunching
the wall a postal water bottle and throwing it in
the bit, training a microphone off a button, going through
its buttonhole, or waking up out of bed, taking off
the blanket, sitting off the floor, opening a chain of
soft room, carrying glad wrap out of the box and
putting the glad wrap box back down on the bed.

(03:58):
Moving the shovel curtain and getting into the tub. A
sliding door opening and closing, cleaning your iPhone microphone while
you're on the frame with someone opening up an umbrella,
the pack of steam terms you open, you take it out,
and you close it so we reckon. It's a blood
pressure machine, getting ripped off and then putting down on
the table. The cryspal door. Things are open. You've just

(04:21):
put something in like let us or some sort of
food into it, and then you've closed the crystal. Opening
and closing a dishwasher door. When you open up the
refrigerator door, taking the key out and opening the door
in a pearl, pouring charge into a wall socket. Taking
a roll of toilet paper out of the packet, shutting
the bathroom door, the releasing ice cubes from an ice tray,

(04:42):
taking the plastic lid off of my cake stuff is
it the glove compartment of your car. Taking mail out
of the letter box. Taking a frozen steak out of
a freezer and placing it on the bench. Taking off
a shoe or a boot and just jumping out to
the ground, pulling out the tooth floss and snap it off.
Put your hand into the rubbish spin and the flat

(05:03):
hits your hand on the way back. Here a tree
coming down, snapping and then hitting the ground. Pouring coffee
beans in a coffee machine, stepping into a running sour
and then closing the sower door behind you, Pulling on
a pair of sock closing the lid of like the
mouthwash of like a listerine. Putting his step on a
river on a mop bucket and the mop headspin. Taking
the pendle tablet out of the floor, wrapping, popping it out,

(05:27):
throwing your laundry in the laundry basket and closing the lid.
Hanging a wet item over a drying rack rail, Putting
the dishwashing tablet in the bitchwasher as you're going to
sit on the toilet and pull your pants down. Opening
and closing an air fryer, put in toothpaste on a toothbrush,

(05:49):
washing in the dryer, then closing the door. Pulling out
a disposable plastic bag out of its paget, ripping the
plastic bag off the roll in the thritened edge section
of the supermarket, taking a cigarette out of its packet
and closing the box. Putting washing in the drive and
closing the door, is it, pulling the cord on the
Venetian blinds to pull it out, nipper on a jacket,

(06:09):
dipping up and there, pulling what out of a plastic
container and closing the lid, Brushing your teeth with the toothbrush,
and cutting a piece of paper in half with scissors,
removing a screen protector of the phone. When you have
a plastic bottle and you squeeze it and it makes
that crinkly noise. Winscreen wipe is going back and forth,
putting a plastic lid on a takeaway coffee cup, putting

(06:31):
your phone in your pocket, two minute noodles getting packed
into dish, just named the noise. And when two hundred
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(06:54):
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