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Robin and Kidd Now with Correos the podcast.
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This last long weekend, we didn't go away over the
Easter break, but we did have a little family trip
to Malula Bar for that long weekend, just gone and
I found a place this somewhere we stayed, I think
it was December last year, where they have like a
ground floor apartment that are like attached to the other
ground floor apartments. There's a balcony but you can sort
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of like just move a rope out of the way
and then you then you can share a balcony if
you know the people next door. That's cool. Yeah. So
we had five, four couples with all of our kids
were all about the same age, and we just got
the four ground floor places next to each other, took
off the ropes and the kids just went nuts for
three days. How fun. Oh man, they had such a ball.
They were scooting. They must have scooted like a fifth kilometers.
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By how many kids were there there only six and
Sienna was the youngs. But that you know, another couple
there that were preggers and so like it's just going
to keep going, you would think. And so Siena, our
eleven month old, was the youngest there. And but that
was great as well because everyone would just come and
grab the baby. You take away for a bit. We
have a few beers. You know, what would stop you
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having beers anyway, Well, no one had to drive anywhere.
We're all right there and the kids could go to sleep.
And so we had the baby monitor out on the
balcony or whatever and everyone's just having wines. It's fine.
There was a problem and this is and I haven't
I'm gonna I'm gonna send them this feedback the people
because it was a great place to stay. But they
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had those those old cover all sort of doners on
the beds that were like ones that used to see
in the motels back in the day, from like the
nineties and you probably still see him now that like
they have the pillows sort of somehow underneath the cover
and it's fully fitted to the bed. And that was
the doner. But it's one of those things that stays
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on the bed, like they don't they don't wash it,
it doesn't get laundered in between guests. Hey, yes, because
it stays. It's a fitted thing. And so unless there's
like signs of bodily effluvia, they I assume they'll they'll
wash it then, but otherwise they just keep it there.
And so when you're sleeping in the bed, you know
that this douner cover that you've got because it was cold,
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you know it's still wintery. You know it's not fresh,
and you know that other people been sleeping on it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, but the sheets are fresh, shea.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
But you have your I always have an arm out,
so my arm's out on the gross doner.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm trying to work out what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I guess it's a cover all. It's not a doner.
It's like a it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's attached to something.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's a thick cotton thing that's that stays on the bed.
I mean, you could take it off, but it was
freezing and there's no blankets, so you had to have
it on and you didn't have a doner. Are you
Are you agreeing with me that this is gross because
I feel like they need to be washed, and if
you don't have something that's getting.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Washed, okay, So my solution to that would be to
call reception and say I need blankets.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
They don't have, like it was laundry. But you know,
it's one of those resorts where there's a nice couple
run on the place, but they're not there much. Actually
you'll let you in and then say, see you lad
have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Blankets wouldn't have been laundered between guests. I mean, in fact,
nothing would be except your own donner cover.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
So yeah, but no, when you stay at a hotel,
they you know, you got the they give you. You know,
there's a fresh doner or there at least sheets on
either side of the donner and it's fresh. And sometimes
they have that thing at the end of the bed
which is revolting, and I take that away. Sometimes I
get the ice tongs and I'll pick it up. That
take that away is that because people, you know, couples,
they go to a hotel and they were like, oh,
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here we are at a hotel, let's get it on.
And they don't take that thing off, and they do
it right on there. You don't use that thing, Yeah,
people use it to do it on And that's why
I take it off and put it on the floor
in the corner, and then they would touch it again,
So our whole effectively one one big sex mattress for
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other people, and I don't want to be anywhere near.
But the thing is you didn't find out for sure,
you don't know, and it can take a blue light.
I'm not that, but I know. Did you ask? I
know you? I know that. Okay, isn't that?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I mean I think it happens every time. I don't,
in fact, trying to think about even like really expensive hotels,
they just put double sheets on top of.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
The blank fine, double sheets is fine, and they're touching
fresh sheet. I don't want to be touching anything that's
been other that other people have been touching, especially if
they're nude. What don't you thirty one oh six five's
out number. You can agree with me on that if
you want, or you can tell us what what do
you find in a hotel that you just think is
lean of k What is it that you hate money?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
How are you? There's a two or three things, but
my biggest one is more. I can't even say skin
marks in the toilet.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
But here's the animal that doesn't enough like ever or
sometimes I don't have brushes in the hotel room. But
that you you do expect when it's been flash it's refreshed.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Brush you.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
So early for that, Thank you, Lynn. Thirty one six
fives out of number. What is unacceptable?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, what is unacceptable in a hotel? And there will
be a special prize for someone that makes Kip reach
for this for brackets.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's not going to take much. The brush is getting
me paper.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Tracy of the Logan Reserve, what is the disgusting thing
you've seen in a hotel?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Well, we're actually staying at an abby and be down
a gold coat and my husband's a bit of a snoop.
You like going and looking and drawers and everything. And
let's just say he found a pair of crusty nickas.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Crusty he picked them up.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Okay, stop looking picked up with tongs. Now, I hope
somebody watched those tongs because if they went back.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Theresa Callum Vale got a horror story.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
OHI guys, keep on with you. I would not be
touching those guns. My life depended on it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Just on from that crusty underwear stories. They used to
work in aviation and I was somebody who loved that
cup of tea at the end of the day and
I was advised by crew do not use the kettle
in hotels, and I'm like why. They're like, crew don't
use it to boil noodles. They also use it to
clean their underwears. International kettles were just known as under tea,
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so you just never the internation.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, I can't have a cup of tea. You're drinking.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Wine.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
That's extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Still having.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I'm hoping I don't if we can avoid it.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Chris from Wellington Point, what have you found in a
hotel room?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, morning, guys. I used to work as a concierge
back in the day in the city and I used
to see a lot of things, but one of the
worst would have been on the vanity A used condemic
in all of its juices.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
At least they use it probably exactly.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Couldn't find a bin.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I couldn't find. I mean there's bins available, and we
know that there's bins. What's wrong with people? Okay, can
we just wrap it up, Let's just give it. Let's
give the rids of the price, because that was that's
a good warning about kettle. So you've had on a plane, yeah,
at a hotel? Yeah, I don't do it on the plane.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
At the international hotels where, like airline cruise days, Theresa,
we've got two hundred dollars fun lab voucher.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Two hundred bucks to spend claiming fun back at this
end of financial year with a fully catered work function
at Strike Holy Moly, Archie Brothers or Hijink's Hotel on
your
Speaker 1 (08:25):
LORESA ya, is that like you're no longer in the
aviation industry