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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
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Speaker 3 (00:21):
Robin and Kidd Now with Coorios the podcast. This last
long weekend, we didn't go away over the Easter break,
but we did have a little family trip to Malula
Bar for that long weekend, just gone and I found
a place this somewhere we stayed, I think it was
December last year, where they have like a ground floor
(00:43):
apartment that are like attached to the other ground floor apartments.
There's a balcony but you can sort of like just
move a rope out of the way and then you
then you can share a balcony if you know the
people next door. That's cool. Yeah. So we had five,
four couples with all of our kids were all about
the same age, and we just got the four ground
floor places next to each other, took off the ropes
and the kids just went nuts for three days.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
How fun.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh man, they had such a ball. They were scooting.
They must have scooted like a fifty kilometers. By how
many kids were there there only six and Sienna was
the youngs. But that you know, another couple there that
were preggers and so like it's just going to keep going,
you would think. And so Siena, our eleven month old,
was the youngest there. And but that was great as
(01:26):
well because everyone would just come and grab the baby.
You take away for a bit. We have a few beers.
You know, what would stop you having beers anyway, Well,
no one had to drive anywhere. We're all right there
and the kids could go to sleep. And so we
had the baby monitor out on the balcony or whatever
and everyone's just having wines. It's fine. There was a
problem and this is and I haven't I'm gonna I'm
(01:50):
gonna send them this feedback the people because it was
a great place to stay. But they had those those
old cover all sort of doners on the beds that
were like ones that used to see in the motels
back in the day, from like the nineties and you
probably still see them now that like they have the
pillows sort of somehow underneath the cover and it's fully
fitted to the bed. And that was the doner. But
(02:12):
it's one of those things that stays on the bed,
like they don't they don't wash it, it doesn't get
laundered in between guests. Hey, yes, because it stays. It's
a fitted thing, and so unless there's like signs of
bodily effluvia, they assume they'll they'll wash it then, but
otherwise they just keep it there. And so when you're
(02:32):
sleeping in the bed, you know that this douner cover
that you've got because it was cold, you know it's
still wintery. You know it's not fresh, and you know
that other people been sleeping on it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, but the sheets are fresh, but you have your
I always have an arm out, so my arm's out
on the gross doner. I'm trying to work out what
it is.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I guess it's a cover all. It's not a doner.
It's like a it's a thing. It's attached to something.
It's a thick cotton thing that's that stays on the bed.
I mean, you could take it off, but it was
freezing and there's no blankets, so you had to have
it on and you didn't have a doner. Are you
Are you agreeing with me that this is gross because
I feel like they need to be washed, and if
you don't have something that's getting.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Washed, okay, So my solution to that would be to
call reception and say I need blankets.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
They don't have like it was laundry. But you know,
it's one of those resorts where there's a nice couple
run on the place, but they're not there much. Actually
you'll let you in and then say, see you lad
have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Blankets wouldn't have been laundered between guests. I mean, in fact,
nothing would be except your own donner cover.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So yeah, but no, when you stay at a hotel,
they you know, you got the they give you. You know,
there's a fresh doner or there at least sheets on
either side of the donner and it's fresh. And sometimes
they have that thing at the end of the bed
which is revolting, and I take that away. Sometimes I
get the ice tongs and I'll pick it up. That
take that away is that because people, you know, couples,
they go to a hotel and they were like, oh,
(03:53):
here we are at a hotel, let's get it on.
And they don't take that thing off, and they do
it right on there. You don't use that thing, Yeah,
people use it to do it on And that's why
I take it off and put it on the floor
in the corner and they would touch it again. So
our whole effectively one.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
One big sex mattress for other people, and I don't
want to be anywhere near.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
But the thing is you didn't find out for sure,
you don't know, and I can take a blue light.
I'm not that, but I know you are. I know you.
I know that. Okay, isn't that?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No? No, I mean I think it happens every time.
I don't in fact trying to think about even like
really expensive hotels, they just put double sheets on top
of the blank.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Fine, double sheets is fine, and they're touching fresh sheet.
I don't want to be touching anything that's been other
that other people have been touching, especially if they're nude.
What don't you thirty one o six fives out number?
You can agree with me on that if you want,
or you can tell us what what do you find
in a hotel that you just think is the lean
of Kabul?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What is it that you hate?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Money?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Guys?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
How are you? There's a two or three things, but
my biggest one is more. I can't even say skin
marks in the.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Toilet, but here's the animal that doesn't enough like ever
or sometimes I don't have brushes in the hotel room,
but that you you do expect when it's been it's refreshed.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Brush you so early for that, Thank you, Linn thirty one.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Six fives out of number. What is unacceptable?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, what is unacceptable in a hotel? And there'll be
a special prize for someone that makes Kip reach for
this for brackets.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It's not going to take much. The brush is getting
me paper.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Tracy of the Logan Reserve, what is the disgusting thing
you've seen in a hotel?
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Well, we're actually staying at an abby and be down
the gold Coat and my husband's a bit of a snoop.
You like going and looking and drawers and everything. And
let's just say he found a pair of crusty nickas.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Crusty he picked them up. Okay, stop looking picked up
with tongs. Now, I hope somebody watched those tongs because
if they went back.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Theresa Callum Vale got a horror story.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
OHI guys, keep on with you. I would not be
touching those guns. My life depended on it, thank you.
Just on from that crusty underwear stories. They used to
work in aviation and I was somebody who loved that
cup of tea at the end of the day and
I was advised by crew do not use the kettle
in hotels, and I'm like why. They're like, crew don't
(06:44):
use it to boil noodles. They also use it to
clean their underwears. International kettles were just known as under tea,
so you just never the internation.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah, I can't have a cup of tea. You're drinking.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Wine.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's extraordinary, still.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Having speak, I'm hoping I don't if we can avoid it.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Chris from Wellington Point, what have you found in a
hotel room?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, morning, guys. I used to work as a concierge
back in the day in the city and I used
to see a lot of things, but one of the
worst would have been on the vanity A used condemic
in all of its juices.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
At least they use it propably exactly.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Couldn't find a bin?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I couldn't find. I mean there's bins available, and we
know that there's bins. What's wrong with people? Okay, GT
me just wrap it up, Let's just give it. Let's
give the rids of the price, because that was that's
a good warning about kettle. So you've had on a plane, yeah,
at a hotel?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yeah, I don't do it on the planet the international
hotels where like airline cruise days ensure Theresa, We've got
two hundred dollars fun Lab voucher, two hundred bucks to
spend claiming fun back at this end of financial year
with a fully catered work function at Strike Holy Moly,
(08:23):
Archie Brothers or Hijink's Hotel on your loresa
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Ya, it's not like you're no longer in the aviation industry.
iHeart Podcasts, year more kiss podcasts, playlists and listen live.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
On the free iHeart apps.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Robin and Kidd Now with Coorios the podcast. This last
long weekend, we didn't go away over the Easter break,
but we did have a little family trip to Malula
Bar for that long weekend, just gone and I found
a place this somewhere we stayed, I think it was
December last year, where they have like a ground floor
(00:43):
apartment that are like attached to the other ground floor apartments.
There's a balcony but you can sort of like just
move a rope out of the way and then you
then you can share a balcony if you know the
people next door. That's cool. Yeah. So we had five,
four couples with all of our kids were all about
the same age, and we just got the four ground
floor places next to each other, took off the ropes
and the kids just went nuts for three days.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
How fun.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh man, they had such a ball. They were scooting.
They must have scooted like a fifty kilometers. By how
many kids were there there only six and Sienna was
the youngs. But that you know, another couple there that
were preggers and so like it's just going to keep going,
you would think. And so Siena, our eleven month old,
was the youngest there. And but that was great as
(01:26):
well because everyone would just come and grab the baby.
You take away for a bit. We have a few beers.
You know, what would stop you having beers anyway, Well,
no one had to drive anywhere. We're all right there
and the kids could go to sleep. And so we
had the baby monitor out on the balcony or whatever
and everyone's just having wines. It's fine. There was a
problem and this is and I haven't I'm gonna I'm
(01:50):
gonna send them this feedback the people because it was
a great place to stay. But they had those those
old cover all sort of doners on the beds that
were like ones that used to see in the motels
back in the day, from like the nineties and you
probably still see them now that like they have the
pillows sort of somehow underneath the cover and it's fully
fitted to the bed. And that was the doner. But
(02:12):
it's one of those things that stays on the bed,
like they don't they don't wash it, it doesn't get
laundered in between guests. Hey, yes, because it stays. It's
a fitted thing, and so unless there's like signs of
bodily effluvia, they assume they'll they'll wash it then, but
otherwise they just keep it there. And so when you're
(02:32):
sleeping in the bed, you know that this douner cover
that you've got because it was cold, you know it's
still wintery. You know it's not fresh, and you know
that other people been sleeping on it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, but the sheets are fresh, but you have your
I always have an arm out, so my arm's out
on the gross doner. I'm trying to work out what
it is.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I guess it's a cover all. It's not a doner.
It's like a it's a thing. It's attached to something.
It's a thick cotton thing that's that stays on the bed.
I mean, you could take it off, but it was
freezing and there's no blankets, so you had to have
it on and you didn't have a doner. Are you
Are you agreeing with me that this is gross because
I feel like they need to be washed, and if
you don't have something that's getting.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Washed, okay, So my solution to that would be to
call reception and say I need blankets.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
They don't have like it was laundry. But you know,
it's one of those resorts where there's a nice couple
run on the place, but they're not there much. Actually
you'll let you in and then say, see you lad
have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Blankets wouldn't have been laundered between guests. I mean, in fact,
nothing would be except your own donner cover.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So yeah, but no, when you stay at a hotel,
they you know, you got the they give you. You know,
there's a fresh doner or there at least sheets on
either side of the donner and it's fresh. And sometimes
they have that thing at the end of the bed
which is revolting, and I take that away. Sometimes I
get the ice tongs and I'll pick it up. That
take that away is that because people, you know, couples,
they go to a hotel and they were like, oh,
(03:53):
here we are at a hotel, let's get it on.
And they don't take that thing off, and they do
it right on there. You don't use that thing, Yeah,
people use it to do it on And that's why
I take it off and put it on the floor
in the corner and they would touch it again. So
our whole effectively one.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
One big sex mattress for other people, and I don't
want to be anywhere near.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
But the thing is you didn't find out for sure,
you don't know, and I can take a blue light.
I'm not that, but I know you are. I know you.
I know that. Okay, isn't that?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No? No, I mean I think it happens every time.
I don't in fact trying to think about even like
really expensive hotels, they just put double sheets on top
of the blank.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Fine, double sheets is fine, and they're touching fresh sheet.
I don't want to be touching anything that's been other
that other people have been touching, especially if they're nude.
What don't you thirty one o six fives out number?
You can agree with me on that if you want,
or you can tell us what what do you find
in a hotel that you just think is the lean
of Kabul?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What is it that you hate?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Money?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Guys?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
How are you? There's a two or three things, but
my biggest one is more. I can't even say skin
marks in the.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Toilet, but here's the animal that doesn't enough like ever
or sometimes I don't have brushes in the hotel room,
but that you you do expect when it's been it's refreshed.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Brush you so early for that, Thank you, Linn thirty one.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Six fives out of number. What is unacceptable?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, what is unacceptable in a hotel? And there'll be
a special prize for someone that makes Kip reach for
this for brackets.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It's not going to take much. The brush is getting
me paper.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Tracy of the Logan Reserve, what is the disgusting thing
you've seen in a hotel?
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Well, we're actually staying at an abby and be down
the gold Coat and my husband's a bit of a snoop.
You like going and looking and drawers and everything. And
let's just say he found a pair of crusty nickas.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Crusty he picked them up. Okay, stop looking picked up
with tongs. Now, I hope somebody watched those tongs because
if they went back.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Theresa Callum Vale got a horror story.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
OHI guys, keep on with you. I would not be
touching those guns. My life depended on it, thank you.
Just on from that crusty underwear stories. They used to
work in aviation and I was somebody who loved that
cup of tea at the end of the day and
I was advised by crew do not use the kettle
in hotels, and I'm like why. They're like, crew don't
(06:44):
use it to boil noodles. They also use it to
clean their underwears. International kettles were just known as under tea,
so you just never the internation.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah, I can't have a cup of tea. You're drinking.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Wine.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's extraordinary, still.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Having speak, I'm hoping I don't if we can avoid it.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Chris from Wellington Point, what have you found in a
hotel room?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, morning, guys. I used to work as a concierge
back in the day in the city and I used
to see a lot of things, but one of the
worst would have been on the vanity A used condemic
in all of its juices.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
At least they use it propably exactly.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Couldn't find a bin?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I couldn't find. I mean there's bins available, and we
know that there's bins. What's wrong with people? Okay, GT
me just wrap it up, Let's just give it. Let's
give the rids of the price, because that was that's
a good warning about kettle. So you've had on a plane, yeah,
at a hotel?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yeah, I don't do it on the planet the international
hotels where like airline cruise days ensure Theresa, We've got
two hundred dollars fun Lab voucher, two hundred bucks to
spend claiming fun back at this end of financial year
with a fully catered work function at Strike Holy Moly,
(08:23):
Archie Brothers or Hijink's Hotel on your loresa
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Ya, it's not like you're no longer in the aviation industry.
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