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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On Canberras hit one or four point seven.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Roden Gabby rat.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
All right, I knew this has been in the build
and the waiting now for a week. How to open
a jar? A lot of people want to know, and
in between you're saying you're going to do it now. Yeah,
I personally have wrestled with two jars on separate occasion.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Only I knew you'll.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Know now I haven't. I haven't heard this. This has
just been sent over by the jingle boys. They were
given the brief. A lot of excitement around the jar
opening segment. We've had a week, but what have they
come up in the opening jars.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Being jos.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Ben jars always getting stuck.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Accurate.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's nailed it, that's true. Okay, we have the jars.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
We have all the jars on the table near me.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Now I'm going to talk about the science behind this
before we start trying to open jars.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Because it's been a week.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I need to really justify the fact that we've been
building this up for so long.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
So there is a professor who.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Has come out with a way to be able to
struggle less with jars.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Her name is Hannah Fry. She's actually a maths professor, and.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
This is a scientifically legitimate way to unscrew the lid
of a jar if you don't have a lot of
hand strength. So she's saying, if we do struggle, it's
because when we're trying to open a jar, we're also
trying to stabilize our body and our arm because we're
just like flailing what do they call those blow up
(01:38):
men that just dance out in front of the kayaks,
the wacky inflatable flailing chiin, That's what we are, and
so we have to stabilize these parts of our body
which take all of our strength, which means we.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Have none left to open the jar.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Fascinating.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So you use a weightlifters technique in order to stabilize
the pressure in your internal cavity. Turns your torso into
a really stiff cylinder, so it's a good base, and
then it also helps with the arm strength. And the
weightlifting technique that we use is we do a really
big x sale as we open thew.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay right, exhaling.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
You don't even need a titan, it's just the xil.
It stabilizes everything.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, Okay, let's shall we start with what we think
is the easiest. We all know that the what is it?
The taco sauce.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Because it's such a little lid, it's easier to get
your hands around. So I would say that's the easiestest.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Yeah, No, souls is the hardest.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Taco sauce is the easiest. Chelsea's going to get it.
We do have taco sauce.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, start with the easiest.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
To graduate.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You need to. This is your theory, mate, So the
Cuddy strawberry jam or the taco sauces in thank you
producing Chelsea.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
The Connie strawberry jam is always a tough one, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's deceptive, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Produce? Just to stand and do this?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
How do you go when you with the jars?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Um?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Did Jared do a lot of this?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I like to try.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, So you're okay? Because you work out with the
parkhoor all the time, I would think you're.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Stronger weightlifting technique.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I have a little doooby whacker that like pops the lips.
It's easier to unscrew. When I was living by myself,
Mum's like, well you can't have anyone to help you.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
So here's this little thing and it's just.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Like it looks like a little bottle open up almost,
but it just breaks the seal so it's easier to open.
I always knew the technique of tapping the sides on
the bench, like tapping the around the sides on the
bench to loosen it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Like Gabby moved out, Tinder wasn't a thing I could
just call someone over, no one to open these. You'll
need this. Gaby's like, nah, we can work this out.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
So without the technique, I open it?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Or do I just do the technique straight up, Just
try and do it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
See your wacky way, my wacky way. So strong.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Back to the jam that was the taco sauce. The
jam is always hard.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Taco sauce is easy. Jam, you just the whole.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
You're really good at this. I've just opened two jars
without the technique.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well hang on, no second here, okay, so we have
the gurkins.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Pickle jars are always hard, aren't they?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
They are? Okay, this is this is you are strong?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Let me do the next.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
No, you try n the sausage.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I here, Okay, this is the hardest.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Better be hard because this is anti climatic.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yes, okay, so the technique, I'm not allowed to do
the technique.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Okay, just try for starters.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So strong a fail, No, it's a win. I got
to prove so strong. Good luck out there, everybody. We
don't need it, but if you do, now you know.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
On camera.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I've been reading Romantic for the last few months. I've
been documenting it here. It's sci fi fantasy slash romance,
depending on the different books that I'm reading. Yeah, so
the one i'm currently I just finished where it did
I didn't have dragons, but it hads, which was some
(05:32):
mythical creature that flew but still had fire.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Are there nights? Are the guys in metal suits.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
In this No?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Not in this one, there were Well, it's all fantasies.
We made up kind of mythical people. Wizards, No, there's no,
there's no wizards.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No one in this.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
In the one that I just read, there's people who
have magic, but they're not called wizards.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
What they're called descendants.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You can't enough with giving the wizards and the dragons
different names. We know what they are.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
They're definitely being all different as and in others there's
been fairies and.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Fay and whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So yeah, it's romanticy of mythical creatures, but it's got
some spiciness about it, and.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
They're all hooking up.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
They're all hooking up, but there's like pretty crazy love
stories that go on where you know, it's almost like
the Starcross lovers, where they're not meant to be drawn
to each other, and then they are, and there's all
this tension and then finally they get together. That's pretty
much the premise of these books. And I've been reading
them for a while and my husband keeps asking, like
(06:42):
what it's about, and some he wants details, and he
wants to know what I'm reading because they keep saying
it's spicy.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
And I'm like, you know what, No, I'm not gonna
allow you to read it.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
And it's I figured it out. I had a realization yesterday.
I don't want him to know about it. Not because
I'm embarrassed by.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
What's in the books.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
It's because those what's in the books that I'm finding
quite enticing. If it were to happen in real life,
Like if he were to take notes from that and
tried in real life, it would actually be absolutely horrifying.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
That's not right at all.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
It is right.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, So I figured out that the things that happen
in the romanticy like it's a fantasy, right, you don't
actually want it to happen in real life.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I've got some quotes for you. I've got some quotes
for you.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
So it's because it's very dominating, like the men are
very possessive, and so in the book it's romantic. But
in real life I would run for the hills. But
there's no chance I would find that attractive because there's
quotes like things where the guy will say to her
there's nowhere in.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Existence you could go that I wouldn't find you.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I would find that threatening threatening, But in the book
it's quite romantic.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Or I'm going to keep.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You your mind, right, I ain't no ones like back
it up, rest assured.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
When I do kiss you, there'll be no confusion. You'll
know that I have like things like that, right, And
so I don't want him.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
To read these books or read excerpts of these books
and go, oh, that's what she wants, because I would
find that so unattractive.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
In real life.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
People read people reading these books don't want Maiden Gabrielle
showing up either and ruining the story.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
No one's you know exactly, no one wants that either.
But like you read the books and you're so into
it and you're loving it, and it's romantic and it's spicy.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Want context, not even that, it's just not reality.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Your husband is canceling the order on the audible. I
was thinking he'd order one of those metal suits the
Knights come in.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Anyway, he's ordered the horse and he's going to have
to back out of that deal.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Send it back. Rapped on cameras four point seven. Today's
the day Armageddon has arrived. No Facebook, no snapchats.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Know it's album.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Social Albo social media band day.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
How long have we been talking about this? It's been
a year right thereabouts. Yeah, so today's finally the day
where accounts have been white Is that right, Hayden?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yes, any account under the age of sixteen has been
wiped from Facebook, Instagram, threads, kick, Reddit, snapchat, TikTok, twitch
x or Twitter and YouTube.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
This is a devastating day for threads.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Just threads.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, they had about twelve people on there and yeah
now they have less.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
So this is going to be so good for the
kids that have never been on social media and they
don't know what they're missing, and so it's fine that
they can go without until they're sixteen. That's fabulous, yes,
but the ones that have been.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Kicked off today are really feel for well.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I want you to put your feet in the in
the shoes of the Prime Minister Beca, this is your
social media ban and a lot of us, myself included,
has said we are in tremendous support of this initiative
where where the eyes of the world, governments around the world,
other countries are going to keep an eye on this.
A lot of people want to do it, but don't
have the courage to have a crack. So Albo goes,
(10:17):
today's my day. I'm sending a video into this is
real to all the classrooms. So if you go to
school today you will watch Albow and he'll speak to you.
And this is Karl's brother on Sky News. He's got
a hold of it first and he plays a bit
of it for us. So spoiler alert, kids, is what
you get.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
With Thanny Albanez. He has recorded a video message for
Australian teenagers calling on them to make the most of
the social media ban against them. The video will be
played in classrooms across the country this week, ahead of
the social media band that comes into effect tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Make the most of the school holidays coming up, rather
than spending it scrolling on your phone, start a new sport,
learn a new instrument.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Or instrument music teaches on today. Nice work, mate.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Read that book that's been sitting there on your shelf
for some time.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I know that book. My shelves full of nothing but
those books.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
This is not for you, you know, this is we
can feel inspired.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
This is inspiring work.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
He's inspiring the young people of Australia who are in
their classrooms watching.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
This and importantly, spend quality time with your friends and
your family.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Face to fae.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
There you go, Albo, well done.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
The kids like all right, hair, I'm glad you men,
none of that occurred to me. And the parents are like,
now I'm going to entertain them even more so these holidays.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And the social media man fails. This is raps on
cameras four point seven. How much does it cost to
get delts to turn up to your Christmas party for work?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I didn't even know who this was an option, but
supposedly it is because they're calling it the world's most
extravagant Christmas party that happened over the weekend in Brisbane.
It was an insurance firm called Auto in General and
they had their work Christmas party where Delta Gudroom came
along to perform.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Was Anika Wells. Is she charged? She's the communications minister.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Oh, she's the one that had a family going along
to the cricket matches.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
The taxpayer dollar.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I keep hearing the term, yeah, and she billed taxpayers.
I haven't received a bill from Anka Welds for any
of this.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
You see the budget fine right, it was allocated.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
To quote Gabby pay for my drinks Australia end quote. Anyway,
Delta good she's Anaka Wells nowhere to be seen.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Delta Goudroom.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
She's shown up at a work Christmas.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Part she has and so people are like, hold on
a second, this is an option. Why didn't we get
Delta Goodroom to play at our Christmas party? And so
people have done a little deep dive to find out
how much that actually would cost if you want.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
A Delts there?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Because have you seen she does her Christmas special every year,
so she's a massive Christmas fiend. Yes, and I think
it's on Channel nine, and she is all about this
kind of party. So she's all about it, especially when
she's being paid four hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
The bleed edge of.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Delta Gudrum's God rest ye merry gentlemen. Did you perform that?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I think she performed whatever they told her to perform
for four hundred and fifty grand I think you provide
the list.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
It's a drawl though, let's be honest, like it's there's
there's inherent cynicism around all were Christmas parties. You turn
them in, here we go again. And so management works hard.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
You know, how do you top that next year?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
You don't go next year?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
This?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
This is it.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
This is it