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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On Canberras hit one her four point seven thout tashtag.
Dad failed the weekend and I'm glad I'm not responsible
for it. All. Dad's on high alert. Whose fault is it?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Nev's husband?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Okay, we're all off the But.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
This is one that you'll probably laugh at. But men,
oh men, didn't make me mad.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
So this happened on Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Oh dads will laugh. Oh yeah, I don't think mums
will live.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Some of them might if they've passed the stage of
their children's lives. Some of them will be as furious
as I am. But my daughter, who's almost two, has
started to show signs that she wants to toilet train.
So at daycare about a week ago, I went to
pick her up and they were like, look, she just
she wants to sit on.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
The toilet, She wants to all this stuff. Do you
mind if we start doing that.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm like, tok, live, no one mind.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You train her or you like? That'd be great.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
And so she started sitting on the loop at daycare
and when I picked her up on Friday, everyone was
all excited because she'd done her first thing.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
On the toilet. Well it's a whole thing and everyone's cheering.
It was very exciting. We all remember, yeah, the first time,
big deal.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well no, not the individual as parents, I get that yet.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So then I got home and I told my husband,
and she kept asking to sit on the toilet because
it was such a celebration when she did something on
the loop that she wanted to keep sitting on the toilet,
and she wanted to sit on there a number of times.
And so it's a pain in the butt, by the way,
when they're still in nappies to take the nappy off,
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put her on the toilet, and you kind of can't
put the same nappy back on if it's being used.
So it was getting to be a bit of a chore.
I'm not going to lie that she kept wanting.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
To sit on the loop, but you got to do it.
You've got to persevere, because that's what toilet training is.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's why we're all where we are now.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Well, my husband decided he couldn't be bothered, couldn't be
bothered dealing with that, and so for the fifty thousandth
time that she wanted to sit on the toilet, I'm like,
your turn, you take her, So he did, and they
came back and she hadn't running up to and I'm like,
why do you smell like you've done a pooh?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
And Nev goes what, I'm like, did she still a pool?
Like as soon as you put.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Her nappy back on? Because that's hilarious. And he goes, oh, nah,
I didn't bother taking a nappy off. I just sat
with the nay on. OK.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'm so you're telling me she just did a pool
on the toilet with her nabbyon, and he goes, oh,
I'm like that would have been the first time.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Anyway, all weekend back and forth, the toilet hasn't done
it again.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But you can rest assured he won't make that mistake
better not And so I just based on your ah,
it occurred to him at that moment the area he
realizes where it went wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Right, he realizes and I get where he was at,
like we were done.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
We were so annoyed with the you know frequency.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
In his defense, which is something I often say, yes,
but it's on behalf of all Dad's there's two sorts
of people, those that learn from listening and those that
learn the hard way.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
He's a hard way kind of guys.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh, we really.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
This is wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Gabby wrapped on camera. There's many shocked discovery at a
hotel pool. Gabby, I understand, isn't shocked by I don't
even know what this is what's happened.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Yeah, So this was in Port Douglas in Queensland and
this lady was staying at a five star luxury hotel
when she made a discovery that there was a baby
alligator at the bottom of the hotel pool. Alligator or croc,
baby crocodile.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, be a crock. Yeah, otherwise it's come from the
zoo and that's even weirder.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah. So she's taken her she hasn't got too close
to the pool. She's leant over the balcony of this resort.
Let's take a look here.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Not alarm anyone, but there is a crocodile in the
Sheraton pool.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't want to alarm anyone, but there's a crocodile
in the Sherton pool. I'm alarmed. I'm alarmed.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Sherton rush baby croc. That's not a baby mate, No,
that's that's got a year on it or something.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's a two meter crock. And it's not the biggest
one going. She's quite a distance.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It looks it looks right, the tail is quite long.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That's a big crop.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Is it actually a croc?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Or?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Is it because they love to have a joke up
there about crocs.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Is it just like like the tiles are painted in
that that decoration.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's a real crop.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah, Well the hotel the hotel staff had quickly told
guests that they needed to stay away from the lagoon pool,
but no one else seemed fazed.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's the yeah, I am not having a bar rock. Yeah,
because even the people that are used to having crocs
around them in Port Douglas and in Cans and up north,
if there is a baby croc in a pool, everyone's
coming out with their phones everyone, right, No one is
unfazed by that.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
That is quite the spectacle.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
So you're shocked by the lack of shop.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Yes, everyone was still just lounging around tanning by the pool.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, I would still do that, like it's stop coming
out to get me.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I love the Queensland reputation that it's like, ah, they
love having a joke out there. Let's releasa crop into
the pool.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Wrapped on camera four point seven.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Here it is all these days watching Fmentum do you
remember this from Tangled?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Oh no, big Disney girl.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I just haven't watched that movie in such a long time.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Well, you said you're in your Rapunzel era and Tangled.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
No, it's actually a thing, the Rapunzel era. And I'm
actually really mad that it's a thing, because it turns
out everyone has long hair at.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
The moment, especially millennials.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm mad about it because I've got long hair and
I thought I was unique.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Turns out I'm not. It's a whole thing with long hair.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I didn't see that. I just didn't know it was
a movement, you know. I thought it was just me
wanting to have long.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Hair, because it's been going on since forever.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'm aware of it. No, so I've never been able
to have long hair.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Every time I got long, it would turn real ratty
and gross and I'd cut it. And then after having
a baby, for some odd reason, my hair changed lustrous.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
And now I can have it long, and so I'm
really enjoying that.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
And I thought that was just me. Turns out there
are so many millennials out there who are rebelling against
the idea that you cut your hair off when you
become a mum because that was always a thing because
it's easier to maintain, less fuss, babystone, grab it and
yank it, and it was a mature woman hairstyle.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Buy an SUV, you get a soccer mum haircut.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
And you're off to exactly And all the millennials are
rebelling against that, so we all suddenly have long, luscious
hair and it's.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Not just me.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Hey one, if you're rocking the soccer larm haircut, I'm
with you, Good on you, good for you.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I will soon, I have no doubt because this is
a pain in the bike well.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And also if everyone's cut it off, wrapped on camera
four point seven, let me get this together here, because
you've just sent me a video.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Have so.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Last week I was definitely targeted by some ads on
Instagram of this tool that goes into your ear and
scrapes out anything that's in there. But it also has
a video attachment that you can see a live feed
to your phone.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
To clarify, this isn't the water piic.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Nope, there's no water involved this one. I think the
one I got was called a b bird or something.
I didn't buy the ones they were advertising to me
on Instagram because they were all in USD which I
wasn't a fan of.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But I've done.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
To look at this, I said last week, I'm going
to do it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm gonna put this in my ear. I'm going to film.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
It and I'll let you see what is in my
ear now, I thought, because I've been using earbuds my
whole life, and everyone always says you should not use
earbuds because it pushes the wax deeper, and he ended
up with a barrier of wax up against your ear drum,
which is not good for anyone. And so because that
is where I'm coming from, I'm like, well, my ear
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holes are going to be very very foul.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yes, it does it. Do you get audio from in there? No,
it's just visual.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It's just visual. What what audio would you get from
in there?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I assumed. I mean, I'm inside you would yell, wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
You hear my brain thinking or something?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Let's hit. So I'm just gonna I'm gonna describe and
give you a play by play description here. Okay, and
the camera is now entering entering Gabby's ear canal. It's piercing, okay,
and so we're going in there. Oh, that's a.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Big bit of it looks like a bit of skin.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Really wax. You're pushing wax in?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, well i'll tell you tiny.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Does it get a hold of that and it's pulling
it out? Well, oh no, you've dropped.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I'm trying to figure out how to get it in there,
by the way, because like looking on the camera, it's
like looking at a mirror. You've got to kind of
get your brain to figure out what's happening. But there's
a lot of hair as well to get past before
you could even see anything.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I was about to say, I'm astounded at the amount
of hair in your ear.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Look how gross an ear drum looks.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Look.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
It is interesting when we watched the commercial for this,
and if you haven't seen it, you can search it
up easily enough today. Yeah, they go in there and
they just they're scooping out way.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Like chunks of wax.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But just chunks. It's like when you see a really
good ice creamery work, and they will scoop up the
ice cream and it'll turn into a big globe of
ice cream and they pop it on top of the cone.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
And so in the ad, that's what I was expecting.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
But they're scooping up the wax and it looks it's
very satisfying to watch. That was all to see. Maybe
it's because I know you There was more head too
for your liking. We have gone to the next let
and I don't like it here at all.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
This is Ron Gabby rapped on camera four point seven
right now.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
There's some nervousness. We like our things, our secrets that
you know, our homeground advantages. You've learned this since you've
come here. And how many months now have you called
the capital your home coming?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
On?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Eight months?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Okay? So you know some things that are unique to us, yes,
and the brand and macas is one of those.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Yeah, definitely. That's the one thing that I discovered when
I got here that was very unique to Cambra. I'd
never seen anything like it before.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Funny, so we forget. We don't think that it's unique.
But when you are certainly, you know, running some type
of obstacle course to get into that sort of underground
car park. But it's not a car park, it's tunnel,
a tunnel of love. It's random, a tunnel of love
for mcconnald's. Yeah, it's it's unique. But we except it
is normal. Now why is the rest of Australia talking
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about it?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Yeah, so it's made news and it's left Australians amazed
and calling it this secret bunker.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh I like that. I like it even more now
I didn't think of it as a bunker so much
as a tunnel.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Well, it's been described as this because the video created
by a content creator has shown going through the drive
through looks like an underground car park as such, that's
true when we know that, like you do just drive
through in it kind of is like a bunker style.
It's like a tunnel, like you drive through the tunnel.
It's so random.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I hit bunker. I think that cave and it's not
that exciting like it is, just it's a hook turn
under a building.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
They're also calling it the best place to hide for
a zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Okay, now how people again? That cave fantastic? Yes, it
is frustrating as a content creator when you see something
that's been staring you in the face. Any content creator
that calls the capital harm and has been through that
little hook turn underneath the building to you know, get
some macers, hasn't thought to video it and then some
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out of town.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
I go, did you I did when I first got you,
because it was just so missed.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Opportunity makes I know I could have made it. Well
you thought about it. Someone else's filmed. It's blown up.