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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Across Canbra on Mix on six point three.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's around Australia Ondo Cabra's number one show.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Roden Gabby.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Let's go Welcome to the day, just before the end
of the week. Welcome back, Gabrielle, Hello, Hello Renee. Covering
the news and needing a theme music change. Because I'll
be honest, this is an update about my personal favorite
annual event in camera.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Okay, so this is your personal theme music. I was
trying to make a connection as well.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I'm going to start wearing a leather helmet and flying goggles.
Just walk around town with a scarf.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Why not? You love a scarf.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
I do love a scaff so that would be the
one thing that would not be out of character. Letther
Helmet's a lot to start walking around in one of those.
This is number one for me, number one annual event
for you, Skyfire, Skyfire.

Speaker 6 (01:03):
This one that we're about to talk about is up
there for me too.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
I've never been what.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
You haven't been to? The Balloon Spectacular. Oh I guess
where we're going this year? Yess where we're going to
the greatest and your event we have here in the
greatest city in the world. What's the update rename.

Speaker 7 (01:20):
Well, you said at the Canber Balloon Spectacular. We've got
some more details about it. We know that it's a
standalone festival this year, so it's not part of Enlighten.
It's moving back to a different location to John dunmore
Lang Place. That's the green space between Coestacon and the
National Portrait Gallery.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Oh ok, I used to be there.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Ye, yes, it did.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Used to be there just so it can grow. Now
there's over forty balloons this year and we always look
forward to hearing about what the special shaped ones are
going to be.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Yes, we've got Simba the Lion.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
I did see him. He's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Whoah.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
We haven't had Simba before, have we?

Speaker 6 (01:56):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I feel like I've seen Simber. That's a famous hot
air balloon if it's one I'm thinking of.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
And Axel the Tiger.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
That one's a very cool one.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
To wow because we forget post COVID if we're really
honest about it. It's been difficult from a travel point
of view, just because getting around the world was a
real challenge and so think back to when we used
to do it on the lawns of Old Parliament house
you would have. I mean it drew the attention of

(02:26):
the world because we had so many extraordinary, different shaped
todded balloons. The traditional ones are fantastic giant ones, all
the different shapes and sizes. But since then we've only
had one or two. We had Busted the Bulldog. That
was fantastic. Sky Whale side we haven't seen Skywell for
a long time. You're right, we did Skywhale, so for

(02:47):
them to go, we need more space. I like that.
That makes me feel like, Okay, we're getting a few
more balloons we've had the last couple of years and
to have two big name balloons is exciting. We had well,
we had Darth Vader once.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
Oh cool, that was one.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
And of course the raft do a fantastic job because
our Royal Australian Air Force have a number of them,
different shapes. They have one that is.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
What are they using them for?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Sneaking up and quietly?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
It's probably the least still things that you could use.
When you're trying to sneak.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Up on something.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
You don't say it, you shut don't hear it coming.
Just the occasionally, apart from that you don't know it's there.
So yes, It does rely on the enemy having their
back to us. But if they don't see us, we'll
never see us or you never hear us coming. There's
it's the shape of a giant fighter pilot's helmets.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
It looks fantastic, looks great, looks fantastic, doesn't sound sounds
like nothing. But even if the enemy sees it, they
turn only go that is fantastic. And then we got
which is you know, we don't fire anything from nor
from the enveloade. Okay, so that's the beginning. This is
just the beginning. Could be more big announcements to come.
We have no confirmation of sky Whale at the festival,

(04:10):
despite the fact that it is doing a regional to
around us.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
It is, yes, float on over.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
We won't see it, we won't hear you, we won't
hear you coming.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
This is rotten, Gabby, I can't.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Wait to meet our next guest. He'll be joining us
in the next ten to fifteen minutes if you're with us.
Late in the show yesterday, Gabby revealed that one of
the husbands in married at first Sight. They're having to
put subtitles up.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
He mumbles a lot.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
He's Australian.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah he is, but he mumbles.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Here's an example. We played the great Maths mumble off
yesterday and and I schooled it. No we don't need work.

Speaker 8 (04:48):
I don't think we need work.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
No, clear as a bell, No we don't need work.
We don't work at all, something like that.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
I asked my dad about this because he watches Maths
and he is notoriously terrible if someone mumbles right, and
I was like, how are you going with it? Turns
out Mum and Dad always have subtitles at all times,
so he hadn't even noticed it because he's always reading
fair so he didn't realize.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Okay, well that's good. I guess Adrian from Maths the
Maps mumble gut, it's gonna join us next right now.
Aldi in the UK have posted a Valentine's Day ad
and it's blowing. Everyone seems to love it. And I
haven't seen it. And you say you don't get it.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Well, it's not quite an ad. It's more just a
Facebook post, but it's about Valentine's Day and it's I
don't get it. So the title of the article I
saw was Aldi shares Genius Valentine's Day Facebook post, and
people are all saying the same thing, and I'm like, well,
what are they saying? And then I go down and
it says everyone's had a good laughter after seeing a

(05:49):
hilarious Valentine's Day Facebook post by Aldi. Everyone thinks it's
really funny. They're left in stitches by hilarious social media posts.
So it's been called genius, it's been called hilarious. It's
been said that it's leaving people in stitches.

Speaker 9 (06:03):
Like.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
They're very big words to describe.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
And we've spoken about how on the internet, and as
humans we are inclined a lot of the time to
follow the leader.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yeah, just to get on the bandwagon, right.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
So you only need one person to go this is genius,
And then the next person goes, yes, it's funny. I
couldn't believe how funny it was. And then they walk off.
And then the next person sees that and goes, funny,
doesn't even begin to describe how funny this is, And
they're what, So you're being honestly saying you don't get it.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
And maybe it's not gettable, maybe it's not even a thing.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
And maybe it's a UK thing. Maybe this is like
an addition to a joke that's been going for months,
and that's why we don't get it.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
We had the same confusion a couple of days ago
on the show with the British bloke who wanted to
root around in the tip to find some stuff. Yes,
and there was some confusion.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
There was a lot of confusion there. So okay, so
this is the post here we go, right, who wants
to take one for the team and be our Valentine?
And then they've tagged Specsavers, Ryanair, Primark and Domino's Pizza.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Ah, okay, let's think about this.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
And so I've read the entire article trying to get
an explanation for it, and all I've gotten things people
saying like we need to meddle. Our boss says we
need a word with HR.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
So people are even to heart pound. People are saying
things that don't even make sense.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Genius marketing.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Genius is the word here, give it to.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Us again, okay, al do uk Right, who wants to
take one for the team and be our our in
capitals Valentine.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
In our Oh you are you are?

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Specsavers, Ryanair, Primark, Domino's Pizza?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Okay, Okay, who wants to take one for the team
and be our Valentine. In other words, how do you
Being self deprecating, they're saying, hey, are no oil painting,
who's going to take one for the team, and be like.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
They're they're like best friend that doesn't get the attention.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Right, So Coles and William and in the UK that
have Coles and.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
The jocks and the cheerleaders and they're like the drama kid.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
And he's like, someone's got to be our someone's got
to Marge wants to do it. And then what happens
after that becksavers.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
So you oh, because like you can't see us, you
don't want to look at us. Ryan Air, that's an airline.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
I don't know enough about Ryan Air to know what
they're famous, Mark, I.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Don't know who they are.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
I don't know that either.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
And Domino's Pizza, well, I guess like that's the food
you eat on Valentine.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
So where you know, we're not hard to impress. We're
happy just with the pizza.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
You reckon.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
That's it genius.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
It's taken a lot to explain it. I don't think
it's genius if it takes that much brain power.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Correct, correct, You're the genius, not them. You're the catch.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Blood and Gabby everywhere you get your podcast.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
It was brought to my attention that one of the
husbands on Marriat at first Side is having what he's
speaking about casually subtitled by the producers. Yeah, and so
you tested me and played you know, like four separate
pieces of audio and I understood it clear as a
bell until we got to the last one. Last one

(09:15):
was a little bit treateds a couple of words, but yeah,
you were fine. This is a bloody classic Western Sydney accent,
That's what it is. And we're very pleased to have
him on the line right now. Adrian, mate, how I
am mate?

Speaker 8 (09:28):
How are you guys?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Good? While you're watching the Telly right, you know what's
going on and then all of a sudden, have you
you've seen them put the subtitles up when you're speaking?

Speaker 8 (09:35):
Yeah, every time, man, I think it must be news
to TV that had someone from you know, univers Sydney,
so it's new for the world.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Let's be honest for a second, though you do mumble
a little bit.

Speaker 8 (09:48):
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 10 (09:49):
You know.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
Sometimes I definitely can, especially when i'm nervous.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yeah, and a bit of a head moment. Yeah, there's
a bit of a mumble.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
But again, you know, I've got five cameras around me,
I've got audio. I have to speak up. This is
all new to me. I've got to sit in and
ask hard questions. So I've got to process my thought
and then bring it out of my mouth. And I
don't want to stuff up like Take did. So you know,
it's a lot going on when you're in that position,
and you know I am a bit of a mumba
and I do talk fast as well.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
So looking back at it, you know, we keep hearing
about this is nothing like what happened on had left
out this part of the storyline. They've done this, They've
done that.

Speaker 11 (10:24):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Does it feel like this is your experience? You're just
watching it back on the Telly Man.

Speaker 8 (10:29):
To be fair for me and everyone else that obviously,
I was in the experiment for a while there. I
watched that back and that's exactly me. Like the thing is,
I can watch that back and say that was me.
I said that, and maybe at times even watching him
reflect it now, I could definitely say, oh, I shouldn't
have said like that I could have been a bit
more empathetic. I made the mistake, But ninety seven percent

(10:51):
of what people see is what you get, Like, some
people will love my honesty, and some people were like,
this guy is a bit of aduced bag, Like that's okay.
And the thing is the only reason you look back
is that if you put an act on for the show,
then you're going to look back and back that wasn't
me and you messed up. So coming onto an experiment
like this, you have to bedred, in my opinion, one
hundred percent open and honest and be yourself. That way,

(11:12):
you don't sit there crying after and be like, oh,
that edit wasn't me when it was.

Speaker 11 (11:15):
Well.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
I love that. I love the accountability for the fact
that you know, you may regret a few words or
a few sentiments that you've put out there, but it
was you and you definitely said it, rather than blaming
it on the edit. I really appreciate that. But can
we talk quickly about some of the claims that really
important conversations not in your relationship, but other relationships have
not been included in the storyline, In particular, the fact

(11:39):
that one of the grooms is actually still legally married,
and that's been completely left out of the DV show.

Speaker 8 (11:46):
Yeah, that's right. I mean, from my understanding, I did
hear that as well, so that groom is actually married,
but he hasn't been with his partner for five to
six years as well, and she lives in America. He lives,
he lives in a show. Yeah, obviously. So when they
left each other, I think they were both supposed to
move to Sydney. It's not like he was still in
love with his ex wife. And his pain of jump

(12:08):
on the pane, get back to America. She's jumping on
a pane comes to a shadier So that's Marena breing Marena.
You know what I mean. I think we're all seeing
what she's like and she would do anything because she's
not happy with you facing the reality of her. I
guess you could say character on the show.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Honestly, that's what we're looking for.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
Honestly, you're the right guy on the phone. You just
take the good way the bad. And I mean, if
you're going to sit their quiet about every little thing
that's taken out of context or not the way you
want to be viewed, don't go on a TV show
especially at drama reality the TV show called Married at
First Sight.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
You're you're very on the on the ball when it
comes to this stuff, because a lot of people go
in a little naive, I think.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
But I don't know.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
So many come on. But I do want to give
the boys a round of applause because I was actually
really there was a moment this week where one of
the grooms, Ryan said some really awful things about his
wife to the boys, because you know, boys talk, boys
whatever in the locker room.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
We've done all.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Exactly and when he said it, not one of the
boys smiled, laughed, got on board with the comments. Like
pretty much everyone looked at him, like, mate, we don't
talk that way about our women. And I just it's
the first time in maths history that I think everyone
who was on the same page except for this one groom,
and I just really wanted to applaud the boys on

(13:30):
that for calling out bad behavior.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
And to be fair, I think everyone on the couch,
especially Adasandro as well, was just as shocked as everyone
in the in the room at the time. And yeah,
he definitely heard it from everyone, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
I love that we'd be reassured that there's a potential
cultural shift, yes in Australian men. Thanks to Married at
First Sight. I know right, I didn't know. I didn't
see it coming home.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
I loved it. It really made me feel warm and fuzzy.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Well, the reality that is a moment. No matter what
manipulation you talk about, that is a moment of reality. Adrian,
thanks mate, This has been good chatting to you. You
sound like a nice bloke and hopefully whether or not
you end up with love at the end of the
show or not, I think he's probably going to work
out for you. We'd love to chat to you later
on in the year.

Speaker 8 (14:15):
Definitely appreciate you guys having me on anytime. Just give
me a call.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Renee here with the news in just a moment, with
the answer to the question are beavers better than qualified
construction workers? Not a question I thought i'd ask today
or any day ever, to be honest with you, but
it's a question we have the answer to, so let's
find out before we get there. Thank you again to
Adrian from Merit at first Sight. He was a surprise packet.

(14:42):
He's not one of the big stars of the show. Unfortunately,
the big stars, the Nasty One they're also the biggest douchebags.
But we'd heard about Adrian. I don't know if you
heard this. Yesterday, Renee, we played a game called the
Great Maths. Mumble off. This guy has such a you
unique speech pattern. They've started to put subtitles up. He's

(15:02):
just from Western Sydney, but parts of Australia mumbles.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
He does mumble.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
They don't understand what he's saying.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
Okay, right, Anyway, I thought.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
He was a lovely guy who was more accountable and
honest than any of the characters who've had. We get off,
we get to the Adegator. How good was that guy?
Gamy goes, Oh my god, I forgot.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
I did forget. I was so caught up in the
fact that he was an unexpectedly honest and accountable person
that I forgot to ask him about the chietings kindle
that he is embroiled in.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
He was literally he was playing up on his missus
last night on the show.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
With another girl under the table. I completely forgot.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
He was so charming.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
He got you good, Gammy, That's how he does it.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
He's like, if I'm just really cool and calm and lovely,
they won't ask me.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Is that unacceptable? If never were to be playing with
someone who's not you under the table, that wouldn't be
that would be frowned upon.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
How is that.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
I can confidently say that might not be accepted. In
the meantime, what do we need to know? In the
news this afternoon renewe Well.

Speaker 7 (16:08):
North Queensland is impacted by the floods are getting a
boost to the federal government announcing over one hundred million
dollars in aid with grants of up to twenty five
grand for some producers like farmers.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, good because that reverberates through the entire country.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
Cent Yes, a reminder from Act police to lock all
your doors, windows and keep your keys in a secure
place to prevent car the FS one hundred and forty
cars have already been stolen in cambrid.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
This year, a lot.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
That's about three or four a day. I think, whoa Yeah,
and a lot of them are.

Speaker 7 (16:37):
Finding the keys in I don't have to work for
it to try and find the keys.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Yeah, this is in the Act.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Yeah, it was a big problem we had up in Townsville.
Huge problem.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Well, and that's what we hear about it day in
day out. Certainly with the breakfast television coverage of the
Queensland crime issues and so we don't think about it
here but three a day. That's not good, although I do.
I mean, where are we just leaving the house unlocked?
I get it in the Yas Valley and Queen Beean.
Not that we should be, but you know, there's just
a slightly different mentality, you know, lifestyle sort of attitude.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
It's often when you're home and you haven't locked the
door because you're home, then they can sneak in.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Oh' that's Friday, all right?

Speaker 7 (17:20):
What else for I And to answer your earlier question
about beavers, a group of beavers have saved the Czech
government millions of dollars after completing a stalled damn project
by themselves. So a seven year planning process to build
this new damn it came to a standstill because of
permits and some stuff. Eight Yeah, red tape eight Beaver's

(17:42):
got the job done in just two days.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
That is outstanding Czechoslovakian beavers. They no, they don't get
the credit they're due. I mean, because they don't do
anything until today and so they've just independently this is
what they do.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Yeah, they build dams. They damn things up, is what beavers.
But actually, yeah they do yeah, oh they build down okay,
and they do it with like twigs and mud and
different things, and they build it up so that they
can liver.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Yeah, why do they do it? I mean, they cause
tremendous disruption to different ecosystems, but they are part of
mother nature, So I guess it's part of the deal.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Is it so they don't float downstream when they're having
a snooze. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
I just like you had to crack it working it out.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Why not? Well, what if I were to build? If
I were, it would be because I wouldn't want to
wake up and be like five kilometers downstream.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
It's an insight and really, for all, what do we
all do? We go? Well, how would this affect men?
When we put my feet in the beavers flippers and
I would be snoozing on a lake. But there's the
danger when I wake up, I'm downstream. I don't want that.
Let's build a damn bang. What else could it be?

Speaker 5 (18:54):
It has to be it?

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Well, look at that Czechoslovakian government government. That's how you
get stuff done.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Get the beavers involved.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah, yeah, I'd like to think that Australian beavers would
be as good as Czechoslovakian be We have beavers. Well
we're we're out of the game before you can start
good news for Albow.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Oh the beavers are going to take his job.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
No, that's right. If I was snoozing in a lake's
rotten gabby right now? Have we learned nothing from Leonardo
DiCaprio films.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
I've learned how to be a con artist. And I'm kidding.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
I got to see that film that's such a famous film,
if you can. Every time I see an extractor a scene,
I think, what, how fantastic it looks, And I've never
watched it. What's it on?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (19:44):
It was on every other night randomly, so I don't know.
It was just on And I was like, hell, yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
I'm only doing that to themselves.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Like the ad breaks and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
I mean, we worked it out decades ago. The deeper
into the film you get, the more engaged you are.
You have to see the end and they go, we
got them. We we will melt the ads.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, but once once you're reading and you can't.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
But you're absolutely right. We've all fallen for it, so
I guess more for you. But leon Leonardo DiCaprio's film
Don't Look Up, I thought was a fantastic success.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Did you think so?

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah? It was met with.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
Mixed review.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
There's the term what did you think?

Speaker 5 (20:26):
I did not realize it was meant to be satirical,
and I went into it thinking it was like a drama,
and at the end I was like, what did I
just watch very conviews.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
It's a bit like watching The Office and thinking it's
a documentary exactly.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
It was very If I watched it again now knowing,
maybe i'd think differently if you.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Haven't seen it. There's a you know, a meteorite that's
going to smash into the earth and kill us, and
the news coverage is just so stupid and light, you know,
And so I don't want to worry anyone. No, so
I'll play the saying Leonardo DiCaprio is the signed to
see he's trying to tell everybody about this is pretty serious. Yeah,

(21:06):
And of course it's a funny part. I think I
think it's funny. It's the part where he's cursed with
being so handsome and so he's there trying to send
a serious message. The earth will end, and they're just
going to tell you you're this handsome guy because he's
turning up on breakfast TV shows and stuff. Right, who's
Kate Blanchett is playing a character hosting the breakfast TV Yeah,

(21:27):
all right, and he's turned up. Try and warn the
world into the right place. Because on this show we
like to say things.

Speaker 11 (21:32):
Would you please just.

Speaker 9 (21:34):
Stop being so fucked pleasant? I'm sorry, but not everything
needs to sound so goddamn clever or charming or likable
all the time. Sometimes we need to just be able
to say things to one another.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
We need to hear things.

Speaker 9 (21:50):
Look, let's establish once again that there is in huge
comment headed towards earth.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
I tell you, looking at it through the lens of
not as a comedy, I can see why it was confusing.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Yeah, because you think it's a drama. You're like, wha,
this is? This is weird.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Perhaps it's more a mirror being held up to society
and media.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Sure, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Anyway, watch it again. Knowing it's funny. Who says it's funny.
It's not funny. It's not funny.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Everyone's like, funny is it's.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Meant to be funny? But the you know, the story
of the film is none believes it and obviously we
all you know what happens in the end. Spoiler alert.
Can I play you what happened this morning on Australian
breakfast television.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
Okay, she definitely didn't see this.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
This is real.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
This is okay, this is not satire.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
This is real. Here we go, all right.

Speaker 12 (22:42):
To news of a lighter note now and end of
world news. NASA has revealed the odds of a city
killing asteroids striking is increasing. In fact, a monster rock
hurtling towards us, potentially hitting the Earth in twenty thirty two.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Here it is rock, Oh my god, and it's going
to hurt.

Speaker 12 (23:04):
To break down this threat, we're joined by former NASA
ISS commander Leroy Chow in Houston.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Leroy, good morning to you and I Leroy is there.
He's from NASA.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
He's a serious scientist.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Listen to the Leroy for a second.

Speaker 13 (23:16):
Well said, you know, the demise of the Earth may
be a bit premature. The last time there was that
we know about, there was a big impact that basically
wiped out the dinosaurs with some sixty six million years ago.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
I believe you know what I hear where do you?

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Well, yeah, you get only getting closer, aren't you.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Just because it happened sixty six million years ago doesn't
mean oh well, it just doesn't happen twice. And the
news is by the way, so it's real news. NAS.
We spoke about this asteroid. Remember I mentioned this.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
A week ago and I was like, AS's fine, we
got the laser right.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
NASA came out today and said, yeah, well we've just
done a recalculation. You know how we said there was
a one percent chance, but it's smashing into the earth
a week ago. Yeah, well today it is actually a
two point five percent chance. If we continue at this
rate over the next eight years, you do the mass
and we're all gonna look back at Carl thinking he's
in a movie from Hollywood. Everyone's having a laugh, or
he might be laughing then, will we.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
You sound like Leonardo DiCaprio, Just make a light of this.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Is he being and everything has to each other? Or
is he serious? Not?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Even the cross canbra on Mixed one six point three.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
It's around Australia on Radio JAS not the one show.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
This is Roden Gaddy.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Okay, everyone, he's Pete Davidson a nice guy. He seems
like a nice guy, but he looks like a bad boy.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
But he gets all the hot girls.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Oh, he's very famously been in these relationships with one
of the.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Kardashians, Ariana Grunde.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Models, he's a comedian on Saturday Night Live. He's got
movies and the whole thing. You know him, Renette.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
Yeah, but I wonder if he's gonna get the ladies
as much now.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Oh look, yes, so this is making Pete Davidson's new look.
He's making news today.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
Yes, he's tattoo free looks. Anyone who knows him will
know that he's been covered in tats. He said more
than a hundred of them removed over the past couple
of years.

Speaker 6 (25:07):
So I don't know how many he had.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
He had him with two hundred, yeah, right, so he
was pretty covered. Yeah, there's a few to go. My
theory is because I know when he was with Kim Kardashian,
he got a number of tattoos that represented his relationship
with Kim Kardashian. So my theory is every girl he's dated,
he's done that, and he's gotten to a point where
he's like, ah, get yeah, let's get rid of him, all, yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Twenty whatever. Tattoo isn't the commitment that it was back
in the eighties.

Speaker 14 (25:36):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (25:36):
But it hurts a lot more to have them removed
that it does to get them done.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Is that right? But the pain painful looking in the
mirror and being reminded of heartbreak. Perhaps it doesn't hurt
that much. He's philosophical. I didn't even hear that in
my brain. It came out of my mouth and went, WHOA,
that would hurt. I'm the technology must be quite good.
I'm looking at this guy. He's a good looking blown
he says, he's in good shape, and he's going around

(26:00):
on what's this? This is L magazine. I suppose I'm
looking at him and you would never know that he
had a tattoo on there.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
I reckon he's probably got a bit of makeup going on, though,
because the last photo I saw you could still see
like a faint shadow of the tattoos. Because it's quite
a process. You have to have a number of sessions
to get it completely removed, and there's still marks often.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
But he's looking good, he's looking very set.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
He doesn't look as bad boy, though, does he. He's
got white pants on, no tattoos. He looks very boy band.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
Yeah yeah, And is that the look the ladies want
these days? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
I don't know. I think him as a person, I
think he's a fascinating guy. And he's obviously suffered such
diabolical heartache as a young man, as a boy, as
a kid. His dad was one of the firefighters who
went to the nine to eleven ground zero knew that
and he was in the building saving people and then
it came down, and so he lost his dad when

(26:53):
he was a little boy. And yeah, he's had he's
overcome some challenging stuff.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Also very funny, which is very attractive.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Right, But how ironic because you speak with some of
these comedians and maybe it happens when when they're doing
an interview, whe they're popping in here for a chat,
they have to be on or off and you'll chat
to them. And some of them are tortured souls, but
they're part of their coping mechanism or the heart of
their dry unique outlook on the world comes from a

(27:23):
morose perspective. Interesting, isn't it. Anyway? He has no tattoos
and everyone's talking about it today and I hope he's
just happy. That's the important thing. He looks great.

Speaker 11 (27:31):
Well.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
I think it suits his new clean lifestyle.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Yeah right, he's skin straight edged, isn't he.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, rud and Gabby. Everywhere you get your podcast.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
The city that you need to be in for the
best chance of getting a Valentine Tomorrow. Any anything can help.
A lot of people are very invested in this.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
If you want to up your chances, then maybe there
is a city that will better suit you to do that,
just to get a date for tomorrow. So Ray White
have revealed the male to female ratios across Ossie cities
ahead of Valentine's Day. So there's some science here, Yeah,
there is some science. So if you're a woman, you'd
be going to a different city. Sorry, if you're looking

(28:09):
for a woman, you'd be going to a different city
than if you are looking for a man, because you
want to go to the one with the ratios that
suit you.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Better, right, right.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
So let's look at some of the ratios, shall we.
So this is the number of males for every one
hundred females. Okay, So regional wa there's around about one
hundred and twenty five men for every hundred women, which
means there's more men than women. So if you're looking

(28:40):
for a man, that's where you want to go.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Tad to outback WA, outback WA. I don't know, I
don't know. I don't know what sort of fellows hanging
out there. I guess prospectors, five fo workers. Oh there's
flying fly out guys left, right and center. But you
know a guy with a metal detector. He's out, isn't he.

(29:03):
He's an adventurer.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Could he could be rich any minute now, He could
be any minute. He could also be just one around
the desert for the rest of his life. We don't know.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
So that's the best place to go. However, if you
are looking for a man, because there's good well.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
A man with a metal detector, you can think about.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Well, what about this one regional essay that's only slightly less.
It's about one hundred and fifteen men per hundred females.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Regional essay. Maybe you are maybe you're up near Silverton.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Cooper Pete. Is that essay?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Maybe geography? If you've listened to the show for a while,
not how strong suit This segment was doomed before we start.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
All right, well, let's just skip straight to Cambra. How
are we going in the ratio.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Steaks, we'd be close to fifty to fifty, wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
We It's not far off. There's one hundred and five
males to one hundred females, so there's for every hundred females,
there's only.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Five extra half your life. You got a few more
blakes to choose from.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Yeah, but it's pretty even, which means no matter who
you're looking for, there's good odds. Okay, so that's pretty good.
If you are looking for a female and you want
a higher ratio of women.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
To men, yeah, right, help the boys at here.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Regional Northern Territory, that's where you want to be. Ninety
seven men to one hundred women.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
That's the same as us here.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
But it's the other way.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
If you want pretty much the same odds as here,
but you want it to be really hot, you could go.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Up there and sweat while looking for what's there the
business space of Northern Territory. What are they doing it there?

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Gold prospecting. You've got metal detectors too. I assume when
you're just wander into the outback anywhere detective work on gold,
you'll never know when a tomorrow is Valentine's Day, you're
reporting on it in the newsroom. Obviously did you hear
Gabby announce earlier in the week, Today is International dumped Day.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Oh, right before the love Day. It's the dump day.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Mate.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
People don't want to go through a Valentine's.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
Day dinner if they're already on the verge of ye,
don't do it after the day they wanted.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
To before, Okay, so they leave it to the last
second and do it right.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
And because it's well dump day, of course, a toilet
paper company wanted to get on board with that. So
who gives a crappy Aussie recycled toilet paper company. They
gave you an option to send an email to them
and they would send you a dump letter that you
could then forward onto the person you want to dump.
Oh okay, nice and personal lot. Yeah, there's options. So

(31:42):
you had to answer who the stinker's first name is,
who's doing the dumping, what their situation is like, the
specific thing that they do that really gives you the icky,
and then what kind of dump you want, whether it's
taken out the trash or giving it to them gently,
and whether you want it to rhyme. So I've done one.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
I said, oh, we should make up like your friend,
and Gabby said, that's cool, I'll dump you.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
I reckon. She was going to take a lot of
pleasure in this time.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
So you've to hear it. You've entered the details. I'm
going to give you some some letter writing music. Yes,
all right, and you give us the This is the
message I would receive. Yes, okay, there we go.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
If you love sorry it's too funny.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
I don't know. I can I can hear you choking
up your emotional It's it's been good. Some toilet paper
company sent me this message, and I'm sending it to
you now.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Yes, if you love megaphones so much, how's this for
a nice touch? Clean up your trash rod? I mean, really,
my god, bottles and cans everywhere. This is a space
we share. Please don't make me crabby with love your
friend Gabby.

Speaker 7 (32:52):
Oh, you were just talking about his soft dring cans
the other day.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
I didn't realize so much of it. All thought that
was Gabby had the megaphone. I had to got that
in there.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
It was nice.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
I feel like very poetic.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
You didn't you didn't mean that stuff no, I'm going
to give you more appropriate music for your headlines. What
do we need to know this afternoon?

Speaker 7 (33:20):
In the well, Donald Trump is calling for the war
in Ukraine to end, starting negotiations with the leaders of
both Russia and Ukraine.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
The numbers are after the Lifeline camebra book.

Speaker 7 (33:32):
Fair over the weekend. Now we knew that around twenty
five thousand people went to that, but in terms of
how much money was raised, it was enough to answer
twenty eight thousand calls for help, which is amazing.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
That is incredible, well done.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
Yes and One Direction have turned down the offer to
Reunited the brit Awards, so there are rumors that they
were going to perform or speak at the ceremony after
of course, Liam Payne passed away in October, but it's
now unlikely that Harry Nile, Louis or Zaye will attend
the event at all on the first time.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, there's no wrong decision in my opinion, there's no
wrong decision there. It's whatever they're most comfortable with the world.
Fans of One Direction morn with One Direction, but it's
you know, they're not fans. Those guys shared an experience
that next to no other people who've been before after
them can say yeah, we get it, you know. So

(34:26):
if they're if that's you know what they're going to
be most comfortable with, everyone will be very very appreciative
when we do see them perform together again one day.

Speaker 11 (34:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
I think the disappointment comes from the fact that everyone's
been wanting in one direction reunion for so long, and
then it was leaked that they were going to be
asked to do this, so people were very hopeful about it.
And then when they've declined, which is completely up to
them to do, so that's when everyone's been like, oh, So,

(34:54):
if it hadn't have leaked in the first place.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
I wonder whether or not there'd still be I mean'st
the Britain Awards. I still think there'd be an expectation
or a sense of hope. Someone would have gone, hey,
this would be cool as a tribute. But everyone reacts
in different ways, and perhaps the most famous way when
Princess Diana passed away and Elton John turned up to
the church and played for her, that was you know,

(35:17):
it's a moment that no one will ever forget. So
when amazing musicians can contribute to the memory and memoriam,
memorial the memory of these people that were past, that
have passed. That's great.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
If they are not in the space to do.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
That, there can't be any expectation. Forget about the music,
forget about the songs. These these are real people, and
these guys were unbelievably close mates. Surely Barney's all the
things you hear about over the years, but it's.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Just at one point in time they were like brothers.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Shared experience that no one else can relate to, and
they must be in tremendous pain. So that's the update
for the minute, and we will respect that and watch
that as time goes on.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
This is Roden Gabby.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Bare ice coffee is stuffed up. They made another one
of those weird ads.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
No, but they have definitely had a Dare emergency, as
they're calling it.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
He makes the weird ice coffee.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
That's it's probably them or is it ice break?

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Oh? Ice breaks?

Speaker 5 (36:12):
God, No, I think it's dere because they're like dirt
or whatever.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Hang on a second, hang on, is this it?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
And there is only one?

Speaker 10 (36:19):
I'm alive, just kidding, none dead inside emotionally, But that's
not the.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Handle there you remember that one.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
I think I do.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
There's a bear, there's a teddy yes, right, and he
starts talking and you're waiting for it. What's his sad for?

Speaker 10 (36:35):
He still only one cure for hungry thirsty and that's
a plunk with his full strength and full tasty, full
on Oak doesn't just hit the spot, It slides into
the spots DMS and leaves an inappropriate emoji. Oak kills
hungry thirsty dead, then negotiates the rights to a Netflix
stock about the murder. But what I know about hungry
thirsty I'm a teddy bear. I only drink oak because
I like the taste. Oh, Oak kill hungry thirsty dead.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Oh it's weird ad, but you know what, it got
him a free play. They got a free run of
their weird ad. Just now, that's true.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Worked.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
You've got a teddy beer talking like this about stuff
that doesn't necessarily make sense, but he's drinking a nice coffee.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
We were mesmerized, just we really were, like we should
have been talking about it as it was playing. Now
I was just into it.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
So they haven't made a weird iceed coffee yet.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
They have not.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
This is there, This.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Is dare not here. Yeah, people are mad at that,
so let's not claim it was ours, because people are
very furious, to the point where they're saying, we're never
buying there again. They're very mad about it. So Dare
have been running a competition recently where you can win
a share of a million dollars, so there's like five
hundred dollars every hour that they're dishing out. You scan

(37:46):
the QR code on the label and then yeah, you'
vented whatever. But they accidentally sent out a bunch of
emails saying that people were winners. So people were getting
this notification saying, congratulations, you've won a weekly draw of
one thousand dollars which will be awarded as a prepaid
master card. Next minute they receive it was hours later,

(38:09):
but you know, next minute they received a follow up
email titled Deare Mergency correction. We regret to inform you
that a technical error occurred and upon review, we can
confirm you were not a valid winner in this instance.
So this has gone out to a lot of people,
looks like potentially their entire database that like anyone who's

(38:33):
entered this competition received this email and thought they were
a winner, and then they were told they were not.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Okay, you're furious. Do you appreciate the wordplay of urgency?

Speaker 5 (38:46):
That's the bit, that's the word.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Right, Yeah, you've taken the time. It'sency coming up with
a little bit of a fun subject line.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
That's such a deflector ruh.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Yeah, yeah, it's going to need to be a whole
lot better subject line than damergent. Needs to be like,
we're messed up, but we're still going to honor the grand.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
That would win you some favors.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
That's really all you got across Camera.

Speaker 11 (39:09):
Three.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
It's around Australia on the One Show.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
This is Roden Gabby.

Speaker 11 (39:22):
This is an important announcement.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
The megaphone's out.

Speaker 11 (39:27):
It's five o'clock. You've left work. Valentine's Days tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
You'll forget if you don't do something about it now,
but when you wake up you'll be reminded.

Speaker 11 (39:38):
This is the end of a very important announcement.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
That's a very good announcement than you now. No one
can say on told me, Oh.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
No one told me with a megaphone at five o'clock,
just before the shops closed on the day before someone did. So,
what's your tiper name? What will you be hoping for?
Tomorrow from Jimmy.

Speaker 6 (39:59):
Oh goodness, we don't really do Valentine's Day. Isn't that
a bit sad?

Speaker 4 (40:03):
It's not sad at all. It's sensible. I like it.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Yeah, you don't either, do you?

Speaker 4 (40:06):
No, I'm hoping, well, we'll find it tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
I'm going to say, is this your own personal reminder
as well? I love Valentine's Day and my husband doesn't,
and so I'm always disappointed and he's always in trouble.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Right, Well, he's heard the megaphone amount he doesn't get
what is he thinking into the doghouse for him tomorrow?
How do others avoid the fate of Gabbie's husband tomorrow?

Speaker 7 (40:31):
Well, it seems that more people are choosing rose over
roses this Valentine's Day. Sure, Our new stats show the
wine deliveries through the roof more than normal ahead of
the big day tomorrow. According to oz Post, some seller
doors are seen to jump it up to seven percent.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Well, you're in huge trouble for the other parts of
the year. Yeah, if you've been selling at such low levels.
A couple of sales have increased just seven thousand.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
It's crazy, that's not Yeah, it's not good. That's not
a good business.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
I see you do a really good trade once a year.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Instead of roses. Though, why can't we have both have?

Speaker 6 (41:17):
He's like, why is it one or the other? I
don't understand.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Listen, you're going to be disappointed one way or another. Anyway,
Now you're just setting expectations even higher. You're only compounding
your disappointment. Well, you're impending disappointment.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
It's coming, but I'm still holding out hope.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
All right, Well, good luck with that. Hey maybe well
we're not going to we can He's don't get reception
from the doghouse.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Matey, everywhere you get your podcast.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
I noticed yesterday I think it was Samantha Jade's song
sweet Talk, huge hit ten years ago, people still love it.
I saw that one of these music producers had dropped
a remix. I'll just for a se I don't even
know if she knows.

Speaker 14 (42:16):
We're building white for it.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
When you're a big stake, it's cool when I think so, Really,
Samantha will be the one who decide. Do you even
do you collab on those things? Do you know? I
don't know? Is it a pleasant surprise? You're like, what?

Speaker 13 (42:47):
All right?

Speaker 4 (42:47):
I assume you do.

Speaker 11 (42:50):
Well.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
We're very lucky we can actually get the answer that question.
The beautiful Samantha Jade is on the line, Samantha.

Speaker 15 (42:55):
Hello, Hello, how are you well?

Speaker 4 (42:58):
We're well. This music producer's name me James Herathy seems
to have a bit of success in this type of
caper and this just appears yesterday. Did you even know
about it or are you involved in these sorts of remixes?

Speaker 15 (43:10):
I did not know about this. I was listening to
you talk about and I'm like, oh, wow.

Speaker 11 (43:14):
Wow, are you angry?

Speaker 4 (43:16):
You're happy? Like, is it a commedy?

Speaker 15 (43:18):
I'm happy? Oh yeah, I think like when it comes
to remixes, it's always great because people can put their
own spin on your song and then you know, it
just gets it out there or it's great.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
I noticed Gaga it's happened with her stack and from
what I can tell, she's not involved with them, but
the second someone puts a viral dance, you know, a
routine to one of these. Gaga is a great example
of a song that might have been a hit for
her years ago, and then all of a sudden it
blows up and re charts because of TikTok.

Speaker 10 (43:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (43:51):
Yeah, It's crazy how that happens. I mean even this
is a few years ago now, same song actually sweet Talk.
They were all people messaging me going, oh my god,
I just search us on the teachers and I was like, oh,
which one. They're like sweet Talk, but it's called Tasty
Carrots and I was like, wait, what what?

Speaker 16 (44:09):
And I have no idea it was.

Speaker 15 (44:11):
It was a challenge called tasty you know these things.
I'm not very savvy on TikTok, but it started as
like a this thing that people would put like a
transition videos, you know, so they'd be like no makeup
and then more makeup yes, And I was like okay,
And then I booked it up and I wrote it
wrote in Tasty Carrots. I'm like, oh, it's just it

(44:33):
is my voice. But I've never heard this.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
It's amazing.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Yea.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
I didn't know that'd be allowed to do that, or.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Do you get royal est.

Speaker 15 (44:41):
I should check.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
I remember after I think the new season of Wednesday
coincidentally starts any day now if it's not today, But
that first season that people were doing that, well, there
was the dance, but there was also the transformation that
you're talking about, so they take a fe themselves and
then blink and that would be Wednesday with the makeup
and the pigtails and the whole thing.

Speaker 15 (45:05):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't hurt.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
With the remixes though, Like this is kind of a
one to eighty moment because or a three sixty moment,
because back in the day, on an album release, everyone
would always include a dance remix of the soul on
the album.

Speaker 15 (45:21):
Right, Well, I love remixes. I think that they I
don't feel like people do them enough, but I think
they're so good and they do it that you're right,
like they give you kind of like everyone would include
them because they give you a different vibe. And remember,
like they release like a ballot and then they'd be
the remix it.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
I loved that.

Speaker 15 (45:46):
I need to do an album of remixes.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Well, if you don't, there's a bunch of other producers
doing it, so you might as well get in first.
That's a cool insight, you know. It's just it's just
weird timing because I've thought about it many times over
the years. But the fact that I saw that drop
yesterday and when awesome She's on tomorrow, We're going to
find out and the answer is surprise.

Speaker 15 (46:07):
Ye, you surprised me. I'm going to go listen to
that now. I'm going to be like, oh, this sounds good.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
You are always showing up for the community. You came
here years ago, you did Skyfire with us. It was
just a fantastic night I saw you and Jamie Jury.
You had a show in December Christmas with the Salvos
year at schools and singing with kids. Is December busy season?
Do you like add thirty invitations to carols by candle

(46:32):
lights that can pretty much just book out December.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (46:36):
We actually have a joke within my team that I'm
like the girl that does every carol that exists, like
if there's a carols doing it because literally, like this
last year, I reckon that was I topped my own self,
Like I was like I it was literally every single weekend.
But I love I really do love Christmas, Like I'm

(46:57):
a real Christmas person, Like I'm not just saying I
love it. And I love to see in Carroll's so
for me, it's just a treat.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Let's talk dancing, because the last dancing we saw of
you was on Dancing with the Stars, which I was
obsessed with.

Speaker 15 (47:11):
I miss it. It was such an incredible experience, one
of the best experiences of my life. Really, I just
loved it. It brings out a lot of confidence. Weirdly
want to start nailing it. I mean, this is six
weeks in it. Yeah, yeah, which takes forever. Once you
kind of get okay with it, You're like, okay.

Speaker 8 (47:31):
Yeah, I can do this.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
I think some of us are more naturally predisposed to
being good at it. And the difference between you going
I loved it and I can't wait to do it again,
versus if I was ever I was going to say
silly enough to agree to do it, I would be pleased.
It's either and heading to the cow.

Speaker 15 (47:47):
I you know what I reckon you surprise yourself. Because
when I was talking to Ben Cousins, it was on
the show, when I did the show. I mean, he
was like that first kind of what we all get
together and ride of the photo shoot, he was like,
oh my god, it's like how hard is it? And
I was like, oh my god, you know, it's so tough.
And he's like yeah, He's like he's an athlete, you know,

(48:08):
and he's like he's like I literally like their athletes
dances to athletes. So I reckon you love it.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
We need to get right into a couple of lessons
and see if we can make Time change his mind.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Time Samantha started with I think you'd surprise yourself and
the moment I agree to it would be the surprising part.
But hey, you never know. You're right? You and Anny
your perth kids. Do you do? You stay in touch
with him? He's got his new job over there now.
He seems to be very happy. He seems traveling as
well as he has for a long time.

Speaker 15 (48:38):
Yes, yes, well I saw him at Telethon and he's
always just so kind. I mean because after my performance,
we didn't see each other. I didn't end up going
to the after party because I just fly out the
next morning. Actually, did I do read? I might have
been the redder, but I did. I didn't go, I know,
So I was like, and he messaged me he's like,
fantastic performance, cement, but like he's just so lovely, so supportive.

(49:00):
So yeah, big fan.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Good, we are big fans of you, and we can
see you here at goog Fest in Google's Saturday Feb fifteen,
that's this Saturday, by the way and.

Speaker 16 (49:11):
It's going to be so great great now, Oh my gosh,
I am so excited, and there's going to be so
many people and just any event that supports you know,
putting on you know, music and for free people can
come down.

Speaker 15 (49:23):
I mean, it's just so cool.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
It's a great community there. I know everyone from Googong
will be there, and then there'll be a bunch of
blowins like us as we look forward to seeing the
great Samantha Jade. It kicks off from five pm. I
know Samantha will be a little bit later than that,
but lots of stuff going on down there. And if
you haven't been down, I don't know if you're from
there or you're visited, you know how beautiful the spot is.
If you haven't gone and had a squeeze enough, there
is no greater opportunity or reason than this Saturday fifteen.

(49:50):
Thank you so much for your time. You're always so
generous chatting and we can't wait to see you this
Saturday night.

Speaker 15 (49:55):
I look forward to it. It's going to be fun.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
You gotta pass yesterday I thought that's people like you.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
It wasn't actually yesterday. I did get a parcel yesterday,
but that was a good one. I got a parcel
over two weeks ago that I was not entirely happy with.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
It's taking you two weeks to be able to even
talk about your displeasure.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
Well, I feel like I've only just resolved it and
I'm not happy, and so I just want to see
how you would feel in this situation as to whether
I'm overreacting.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
I hope everyone can hear the stern face that I'm
getting here.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
So what happened was I ordered two sets of pajamas
for my daughter. Fantastic like warm pajamas. I don't know
why that needed to be prefaced.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
So you're not just standing old pajamas, just some slap
dash pajamas.

Speaker 11 (50:48):
Thought.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
The thought has gone into the ordering yes, in selection, yes,
and purchase of these pajamas.

Speaker 17 (50:54):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
And so I finally got the order. It was a
few days after I made it. I was like, great,
got new pajamas for the baby. Her old ones will
getting real tight, so we needed them. And I opened
up the parcel and one of the pajamas i'd ordered
were in there. Great. The other was the wrong product.
So they'd send a sleep like sleep suit kind of

(51:15):
like a sleeping bag. Instead of the pajamas.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Yeah, that's not the way you want.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
That's not what I wanted at all. No, And I
looked and I was like, that's not it. So in
my head I was like, I'll contact them. They'll tell
me to keep what they've accidentally sent me, and then
they'll send me the thing that they were that I
actually ordered.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
And by the way, much like the dare Ice coffee
snappoo we heard about half an hour ago, where you
say you've won a thousand dollars. Actually, our mistake shouldn't
have sent the message. The only satisfactory thing is.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
You get a free item.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
You get something, yes or ideally one thousand dollars and
in this instance, hang on to it. Yeah, we'll send
you the thing.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Sorry about that. Pretty simple, because we've messed up. You
get to keep that and we'll send you the real
only acceptable that's what I was expecting, So you should
have got. That's not what I got. So I emailed
them with a photo and I'm like, guys, you've sent
me the wrong item. I ordered the pajamas, I got
the sleeping bag, which was for five plus years old. Anyways,
it's not going to suit her. What are we going
to do here. And they wrote back and they said,

(52:17):
we are so sorry. We're sending the pajamas express post
so they'll be their asap, perfect, but we need you
to return the sleeping bag. We're paying for it. We've
got the reply paid bit here. Just go to a
post office, our scan it, send it back, all done.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
I get that, I get it, but it gets worse.
So I don't hear from them about the express post parcel,
and it's taken me weeks to find time in my
day to get to the post office to package it
up to send it off. I finally managed to get
to the Mitchell Post Office yesterday before they shut and
managed to tape it up and off they went, and

(52:57):
I sent them an email. I'm like, guys, I still
haven't got my express post and what's going on. They're like, no, no, no,
we're waiting for you to send back the accidental one
before I send you your other one.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
That's not how it works. Everybody waiting two weeks for.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
These dead for jervis.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Saying that you will express post something to somebody implies
that it'll be done post haste.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Not express post in two weeks time.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
You will express post that to you after you've waited
two weeks. What's the point? What is the point?

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Okay, So you're as angry as I am. Good, I
feel validated.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
I'm not as angry as you, but I'm angry. In fact,
before we get to your news, have you seen the
footage that's come from the security camera in the supermarket
in Brazil of the phone?

Speaker 5 (53:45):
No, I can't say I've seen that.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Okay, if you haven't seen this on your socials yet,
I saw it turn up last night. It's begun to
get a bit of traction across Australia today and it's
just begun to go up on the new sites this afternoon.
I'm going to play the footge security camera said, there's
no audio, Gaby, could you just describe to us what
is happening in this Brazilian supermarket here and your reaction

(54:09):
if you please?

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Okay, Well, there's just people shopping at this point, nothing untoward.
There's a lady that looks like a watermelon.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
There's a nice outfit, isn't it. I mean it is
a watermelon themed sort of jumpsuit.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
Oh my god, what just happened? Somehow? A lady has
just spontaneously burst into flames.

Speaker 7 (54:28):
That's exaggeration on her bomb has just lit up.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Something's exploded in her pocket, So her bomb is on fire, right.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
But the funny that's funny, well a little bit. The
funny part is, yes, she's okay. So the funny part
is that what do you instinctively do when you're sort.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Of looking around and you chasing your tail.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Or, youre starting running away. And so her boyfriend's they're
trying to get the like and so he's chasing her.
She is running away with her pants on fire.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
I wonder what lie she told me?

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Ah, anyway, I know the question everyone's asking Motorola moto
e thirty two.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Who is a motoroller anymore?

Speaker 6 (55:17):
That's kicking at all school.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Even the phone motoroller.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
I think they're still in the game, perhaps in Brazil.
I don't know, Renee, what else do we need to know?
In the news this afternoon.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
Well over one hundred million dollars in a has been
announced for victims of the North Queensland floods from the
federal government.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
The Camber Liberals are calling on the Act government.

Speaker 7 (55:36):
To provide more support to small businesses affected by the
light rail construction.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
We spoke about how that was obviously going to be
a problem, and it certainly sounds as though there's been
less than enough consultation done with those businesses. They've got
to support them somehow. If you're in that area, support them,
go down and you know, buy something.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
Because pedestrian access is still there.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Yes, and of course we are here this time of year.

Speaker 7 (56:00):
The Raiders host the Sharks at Goo tonight for their
second trial clash, and it comes ahead of their big
season opener in Las Vegas.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
And we are in the countdown to the big Vegas
season opener. How A look who's turned up on que
One of the call team from Raiders.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
On Mix from his office is run in.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
You got excited about Vegas ghetto?

Speaker 18 (56:28):
Mate, you mentioned the Raiders and myself and Chris Coleman
just start twitching. Because I've got a full time job
at the radio station. I get hit faster right now.

Speaker 17 (56:36):
He's still on his way, on his way, trust me. Yeah,
they're talking about Raiders at the radio station.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
I must be there. Yeah, it's true. It's like Batman
seeing the signal in the sky, he just runs and
gets into batmobile. That's what Chris Coleman. Does he's speeding
here right now?

Speaker 11 (56:49):
Do we know?

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Do you have to be your hand in your pocket?
Can you just walk into go Io and watch this
praky tonight?

Speaker 11 (56:56):
I don't have them. I'll find out.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Have been Have they ever
done that for trial game?

Speaker 17 (57:02):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
You have to, I think so?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
What?

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Sorry for asking any question that none of us had
looked up. I'm impressed that we're not actually doing the
call of this. Did you guys even discuss that you
wanted to call the pracky game?

Speaker 17 (57:16):
Chris Common discussed discussed it with the Raiders?

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Did he really?

Speaker 11 (57:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (57:20):
They have made some promises that we were unable to keep.
Got an availability issue tonight. I think three out of
the five of us are unavailable.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
You and CC would be great. You're one of the three.

Speaker 17 (57:30):
I'm one of the three that's undermaded.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
To lose. Right.

Speaker 17 (57:34):
Well, if I could be in two plays at the
same time, I would.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Be fourteen bucks. Fifteen bucks to go and see.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
The Raiders adult ten bucks for a kid.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Let me tell you they go hard. And Ricky Stewart
is on the record as having said this. Whenever I
say to him, Hey, these preseason games, you know they're
not You're not going ten out of ten, And he says,
if you don't go ten out of ten, you get hurt.

Speaker 18 (57:54):
Onely I will say about tonight's game as opposed to
last week's game. Last week they named all of the kids,
young guys to play. All the first graders are there tonight,
So that name a twenty eight players squad, But there's
first graders there that established first graders like Jamal Fogerdy.
They're still fighting for their place in the team. They're
going to give one hundred percent tonight. There could be

(58:14):
I'll be catching a replay, but there'll be a lot
of interesting in tonight's game because players are playing for positions,
they're playing for contracts.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
Course they're going to go and they want to be
going onto the field first in Vegas.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
And that's a great point. You're not just playing for
your spot in round one. And by the way you've
gone in round one, you're looking good for the season.
But you're going to Vegas. That's a smart point.

Speaker 18 (58:33):
They've named twenty eight players tonight. They're not going to
take twenty eight players to Vegas.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
Oh are you're fighting for your place for Vegas.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's been going all out. That's a
good fifteen bucks in, isn't it. Yeah, it's a good value.
You're seeing a fair income. Game I watched. I didn't
watch a whole lot of the game against the Pennies.
The other day was that at Shark Park.

Speaker 17 (58:50):
I can't tell you what it was. I just know that.
I just know that the Raiders won and young Owen
Paddy scored a double.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Right, all right, here we go, the Raiders are back.
This is exciting news. We counting down to going to
Las Vegas. What do you think of the Vegas remix
for now?

Speaker 5 (59:06):
I'm not sure. It's pretty catchy, though.

Speaker 11 (59:12):
Is to know?

Speaker 17 (59:15):
From me? I'm a traditionalist.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
It was just unexpected. I wasn't expecting it.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
That's fair, Rod and Gabby everywhere. You get your podcast.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
And done for another day. Thank you so much for
sharing the afternoon with us. Thank you they're such fantastic
guests today. Adrian from Maths was the surprise packet I
think of the afternoon. So he is the first maps
person that's come on and gone, Hey, listen, don't act
surprised by any of this. You had to know what
was going to happen for you on on this show.

(59:47):
We've all seen it. Where's this club being the last
ten years fantastic And of course OZ Music starring actor
Samantha Jade performing at google Fest that's Saturday night. Get
there from five o'clock. She's gonna be a great She
is just such a fantastic person and perform personally and
just a great performer.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
She really is.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
She. I think we didn't actually get to chat with
her about it. She will. She always does the Mardi
Gras festival and she's announced that she's doing that again
this year. So we're very privileged to have her back
for the first time in years since Skyfire.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Probably that's the last time. I know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
So cool, Okay, So Samantha Jay, thank you to her
before we go. And I thought we knew the answer
to the question what is this all about? Start? It's
a suburb, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Yeah, it's a territory in Korea, in Seoul, Korea. But Si,
the guy behind this song, has actually come out to
explain a little bit more about her song.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Such a good song.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Star so Gang in Korea is a territory that is
quite noble in the daytimes, so I says, but goes
crazy at the nighttime. So it's one of those really
cool places where it's got a great night life. And
in the lyrics, he said, and I don't know how

(01:01:19):
I feel about this, he's relating women to Gangnam So
he would like a woman who is noble in the
day but goes crazy at night.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
You don't know how you feel about it, Well.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
I don't know how I feel about women being compared
to a city.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
A bloody awesome city, but like, I don't know, this
is the best city in the world and you are
like this city, what more can the guy do? It
feels like it depends if you, I suppose, appreciate the
traits of that city.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Do you want to be compared to us? Like you're
a person, you're a woman, you're your own thing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
I'm never going to claim that I understand anything from
your perspective, so I'm going to just trust that you
don't like being compared to a city, no matter how
rad that city is.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
It's offensive. But it just feels like if I said,
to your camera is pretty great, You're like Canberra.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Thank you good?

Speaker 11 (01:02:30):
You know, what what does it mean?

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Tell you what I meant for starters. I'm well planned,
I'm well set out. Yes, yes, and I'm not. I
should write and I tell you I've got the best
of the best. I'm not you. I don't leave you
wanting for anything other than the beach. That's all that
I'm missing. It's a problem with comparing a person to
a city.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
But that sounded pretty good up to the beach.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Right, Ye, so not a problem. But again again, you've
male perspectives. Hand me different. I've noticed in front of
me here. I mean, it's not for us to go.
I don't know if anyone cares about this. I've noticed next
to sigh Gangedom style, Gangedam style. I have Gangedam style
versus Ghostbusters here in the computer in front of me.

(01:03:19):
I've never heard that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
I haven't either.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Is it any good?

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Okay, we're not going to listen the whole thing, but
I'm intrigued enough to know to want to know what
it is. Hang on, let's see what this is. Okay,
it sounds like normal Ghostbusters so far. What happens? Something
happened fully normal? So far it's Ghostbusters. Something I'll happen.

(01:03:44):
Something's going to Ghostbusters on its own, the greatest Here
we Go? Who knew that it fit so perfectly?

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
I don't mind it, but I didn't hear it.

Speaker 19 (01:04:05):
For Here we Go, I'm gonna size about to bust
some ghosts.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
I don't know why I'm loving this as much as
I am. Okay, this's got to be more to come.

Speaker 11 (01:04:19):
Here we Go.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
It sounds like it's just Gangdam style lyrics with Ghostbusters music.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
And I don't hate it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Open guttingdam stars.

Speaker 11 (01:04:52):
Don't know what.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
A great note in the show on.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
That's what we needed. I didn't know we needed it,
but now that we have it, I needed that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Can you say that we might need that in future?

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Save That's good here you guys, more allowed to come.
I say it all the time. Never stop listening to us.
You'll never miss a thing, things that we didn't even
know when things happened. Clearly, this show will surprise you.
What surprises us? Thanks for sharing the afternoon with more
surprises tomorrow. Good chance