Rod and Gabi VS Crash Test Dummies! EP 407

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Take a few glasses and apologize to us.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I'm so sorry, but I'm not taking on my glasses.
What's a procedure.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
This is Roden Gabby versus the world.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
It's Friday Eve. Not to be confused with Friday evening.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Never gets confused by Christmas Eve, thinking it's Christmas evening.
So you're confusing people.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm glad we have a very intelligent guest news reader today.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Oh no, I'm confused as well.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Thank you, Katie, that is what I needed. Good morning.
Thank you for covering for Dallas.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Break Eve. You celebrate Christmas Eve, we should celebrate Friday.
I agree. Let's bring this in.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh look, I like it, but I do feel it
promotes confusion. But hey, this is not the first or
last time we.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Will be responsible.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
That's right for promoting confusion.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Welcome to you, where you're joining us from across the
greatest city in the world.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Breaking news in the last half an hour with you, Katy.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
After Trump said this at a public gathering last night.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
There's the largest transaction in the history of our country.
And don't let some of these biologies you go around check,
you know, because I'm telling you these countries are calling
us up, kissing my ass. They are. They are dying
to make it your. Please, please make it your I'll
do anything, I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Do anything, sir. He's loving it.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
He's claiming that elbow and all the other world leaders
are saying please, I'll do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
And so this tariff is going beautifully for him. What's
the update today, Well, this is it.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Big changes this morning to Donald Trump's tariff. So the
US President has now suspended those big new tariffs that
we heard about, suspended them for ninety days and this
is just what hours after they came into effect. So
there's been a lot of change. Hasn't there been a
lot of change? So, oh, sorry to interrupt.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
You go for it.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
No, I went from his story of their kuna, I
could not have done this better to oh, I have
destroyed the world's economy.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I best stop.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
So yeah, for three months now, only a ten percent
tariff will apply across the globe, so like a blanket tariff,
which is what Australia was sort of facing anyway. So
it's no change for US. Trump says he's doing it
because seventy five countries have asked to negotiate after he
made that initial announcement the pause not applying to China,

(02:28):
though in fact, Chinese goods have been hit with another
tariff increase, so it's now at one hundred and twenty
five percent.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Couldn't happen to happen to a nice and mob.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
It's interesting when you take a look at who has
the most corrupt government, China or America.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm not really.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Battling for the top, aren't they odd?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Once upon a time the axis of evil would join forces,
you know, they would come together. But then when the
bully turns on the bully, what happens? One hundred and
twenty five percent terarrif, I guess is the answer.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
You can't afford to import anything when it's that kind
of tariff, right.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Like that's expansive.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's interesting that you say that.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
So then there's the discussion around okay, well China decide, okay,
well we can't, and so then we get a whole
bunch of cheap stuff, right, they just don't it here
because you know, we're in the backyard. But then you
end up with a problem in that our local producers
can't compete with some of the stuff that they'd be
dumping on us. Right, So that's where economists get involved
and start giving far more intelligent analysis than you'll ever

(03:28):
get out of us or Donald Trump. It is reassuring
that whilst we don't know what we're.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Doing, neither.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
He's just doing it for an ego boost Rod and
Gabby versus the world.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Do you ever have a friend who falls in with
the wrong crowd? You were the friend, just.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
My crowd was wrong? No, No, I don't. I don't
know if I have had that.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
If you've listened to the show for the last couple
of years, he'll know. We had an amazing producer, Bethany
with us last year and she's gone on to begin
her new career in real estate, and she calls in
and drops in from time to time, and she's in
doing some work with Chelsea. This morning, our new amazing producer.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
And it was.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Five point thirty and I knew Bethany was here because
I heard the unmistakable sound of a red bull being
cracked open, and I thought.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
It's a bad influence.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Did you want one then?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
No? No bad influence on Chelsea.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
You I thought you were going to crack one with her.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
No, I've done really well. I've done really well. Over
the last couple of weeks only I'm due to fall
off the wagon. I haven't Beth though. I want Chelsea
to form.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
With the wrong crowd, right because it should be a
bad influence on you.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
That's the main thing.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
And the dominoes begin to fall. Yeah, all right, I'm
excited to take this.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
You can play this wherever you're listening.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
It's time for the US bud buzzfe It's a BuzzFeed
in America bozzy slang.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
Yeah. So they've actually compiled some Australian phrases and some
fake ones to see if you can pick what's real
and what's not.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
So it's either true or.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
False when I read out the different phrases as to
whether we actually say them here in Australia. And I've
got to preface this by saying I was trying to
read it from an American perspective, and.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
We are massive bogans.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, we're messed up.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
We forget knowing.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
I'm so wrong. But anyway, so exactly exactly.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
So let's give them a go and pretend like you
are an American in Australia and you're hearing these for
the first time.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Sure, sure, we'll keep this is my This is my
normal American accent. Yeah if what if I go downside?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay, I'm going to do this accent.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
All right. Here we go the first one.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Somehow I became seventy.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
That happens. It's don't do accents a blanket. Don't do
accents because someone's going to get it fair. Okay, yeah,
I've got to stick with that, all right.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
First phrase, true or false, dry as a dead Dingo's dong,
Dingo's dong.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, that's ossie as that's a fair ink and assie
a bit of slang mate. In fact, I used it
recently and someone was did yous it in front of you?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
But you told me and someone was stopped in their tracks.
Just think about it.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
It's right.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
It's dry, flat out like a koala in Koala in season.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Now I haven't heard it, but again it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Flat out like a lizard drinking would be the more
commonly referred to Ossie.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Slang phrase. Flat out like a koala in season he'd
be busy. Now that's said koala. No, no, it's not.
It's not a saying.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Correct, it's fake, good, good, well done. We're not here to.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
As spiders.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
That is, that is the same and that is messed up,
like those poor Americans. What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Well, yeah, we're trying to get something done here, carrying
on like a pork chop.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, well well I use it most days.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah you do actually hit the turps?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, well yeah, we're try and avoid that. I think
if you threw red bull into the mix, isn't that
just drinking? Yeah, Betho hit the turps this morning?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Oh gotcha? Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
The turps is obviously linked with turp and thine, which
is very high alcohol content. No one, not a good
saying you again, think about it from the American point
of view, what we're doing.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
What we're doing feeling like a flying yowie.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Not a saying.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
No.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
I don't think yowie's are that common in phrases the
slang here in Australia. Although do you know what I
saw the other day, You know the chocolate yowie's they've
got like the big version for an Easter egg.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I saw the Bilbi. I like the Daryl embraced the
bill by.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Instead of that, and I think I'll get the prices
later on. I think that Darryl Lee the first to
hit the fifty percent discount.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
They're not discounting enough to.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Only a week away.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
All right, what about like a possums ass like when
you say you're gonna do that like a possums up like, No, I'm.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Not doing it, so need to keep repeating it.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
No, it's not like my nana when it's a dirty joke,
has to keep repeating quote.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
So technically, no, it's we don't say that.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
We don't say what about Nutta Busher.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
We don't say because we don't know what that is.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Bibbs meet a tears.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yes it does, absolutely it does. So far we are
perfect score out of this chockers. Yep.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Absolutely. That would make no sense to an American built
like a roue.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, I don't say that.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
No, we don't, but it would make sense like us
are pretty muscly sometimes lacked the em you. Oh, I've
just realized what that probably means.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I don't know what it means.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Fake.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
It's fake, and I don't want to know.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
No.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Attack of the flying axe handle.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
No, it's not a thing they reckon.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
That's that's a thing.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
It is funny.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
I've never heard that before in my life.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
It's weird.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
You and I have lived around Australia and you come
across regional you know, sayings, I'm going to pin that
one on the NT right, you know what, I haven't
heard it, but.

Speaker 7 (09:29):
Well they've got an explanation here when you get sudden
and severe, when you get sudden and severe diarrhea. So
the example is I was out at the pub when
suddenly I felt the attack of the flying axe handle.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Haven't heard it, haven't used it. Can guarantee you will
use it.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Absolute like it will be in opportune because obviously your
guts aren't traveling well, you know, you're not feeling.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Of mine to be able to remember to say it.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
But in that moment to go, I got an attack
of the flying axis, I cannot I can wait obviously,
but we'll use.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
It absolutely, all right.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
So on the first one we got no, we got
too incorrect because we get the no.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
That's the only one. Pretty good, very good, pretty Australian.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Friend of Ravola.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
He's a character, and he has a fake tooth at
the front like one of his main top teeth is
on a plate. If you had a fake tooth that
was removable, like you had to remove it, to sleep
and eat and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Where would you keep it?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
I don't know next to me.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
At all times he does not, So he obviously has
some kind of ethos that when he's at home relaxing,
he doesn't He doesn't need a tooth for that, right,
so he.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Can sit in a really odd place.

Speaker 7 (10:56):
And we found this out because his daughter Lulu wanted
to do a TikTok video and he was like, well,
I can't.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
I don't have a tooth.

Speaker 7 (11:03):
So she had to go retrieve the tooth and she's
filmed it all and it is gold.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Have a listen. Now we're going to make it to
took at dinner.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
What we're making it family to talk at dinner.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
So I don't have a tooth, mate? Where is it
in the car?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Someone? Every time? Okay, okay, Now she's for some reason
has a roll of toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
You're not going to touch the tooth. So if she's
retrieving the tooth, she's going to do it with protection.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
She's heading out to the murk.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Sorry, was disgusting, disgusting.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
And he leaves the tooth in the Senate console. He's
got that.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
To say that he doesn't like when he's at home
relaxing with wine on the couch, watching the footy or
whatever he's doing.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
They need tooth for that, but bring it into the hat.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
So he leaves his tooth in the car so that
when he goes out to see people or two things,
he'll stick the tooth in and when he gets home
he takes it out.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'm not doing any media appearances in the house. I
hang on. My daughter's doing a tick tuk. They're caught
out Rod.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
And Gabby versus the World's.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Katie and Fordarci this morning. Apparently a snake is on
the loose in Sydney. They are so soft.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
What snake is soft or Sidney is Sydney? What kind
of snake doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Probably a crazy snake. It's probably probably what's the craziest snake?
But we can streak that no like a uh.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
No, what's the one the taipe ham that comes up
escape from the zoo like they're not native.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
But yeah, it's probably more than just there's a snake
in the sitn Anyway, I've just heard there's a snake
and sit.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
When you say there's a snake on the loose, I
ssume it's escaped from an enclosure.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Smart point, we got snakes.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Otherwise there's a lot of snakes loose time.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
It doesn't I don't know. Sidney seems to be freaking
out about it.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
It's like, welcome the can anyway, Cady, you'll have that
update in just a second before we get there. You
know that thing where you're trying to get to sleep
and you're trying too hard, you know, and your brain's going,
I got things to do, and you're looking. My body's going,
I've got sleep to do. So before we go to
the news, Gabby's stop your brain hack.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
Yeah, this is really helpful for a lot of people
I've heard, and we're actually just talking about this with
ex producer Beth.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Is that what we call her now?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Sure? Yes, a.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Friend bed friend of the show.

Speaker 7 (13:25):
Because when you lie down and your brain starts going
million miles an hour, it's actually really really common with women,
but you know men also have the problem as well,
but the majority.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Of women belong with us using our brains I don't
know about.

Speaker 7 (13:41):
They lie down and that is out to it because
there's nothing going on in there now I'm getting I'm
gidding that's a generalization into the studio.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Welcome back to the show, Bethany Grace with someone whose
mind I've never known to stop for ten seconds. It's
probably timely that you join us for this tip here
with Gabby stop your brain hack.

Speaker 9 (13:59):
I wonder if it's the one because I heard this
on a podcast. I don't know where you where you
got this from, and I wonder if it's the one
I tried the other night which.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Did work well.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
This is a doctor TikTok so, but it could have
been from a podcast as well, because we do love
to get our medical advice from TikTok by.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Doctor Joe Whittington. That's where you go for all advice.

Speaker 7 (14:18):
So he has done this hacken he reckons it is
the way to stop the brain and go to slap.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Have a listen.

Speaker 10 (14:26):
What you do is you take your finger, put it
in the air, and you trace the infinity symbols slowly
and methodically, not like you're casting spells.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
If I don't do it now, sorry, you need to
stay alive.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
We need your brain to be firing.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Sorry, I was trying to.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
The infinity symbol, by the way, is like an eight
that's fallen over horizontal eight.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 10 (14:45):
As you're tracing this infinity symbol, you're going to just
follow it with your eyes, only your eyes. What this
does is it activates your vestibular center, which is involved
with your balance and eye movements. When your vestibular system
gets activated, it can help calm recent thoughts, sort of
like distracting a toddler with a shiny object.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
I love the analogy at the end. It's like distracting
a toddler with a shiny object.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
We're all human, we all come, we all were toddler's
being distracted once upon a time.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Is that the tip that you got better?

Speaker 4 (15:13):
It isn't.

Speaker 9 (15:15):
I think mine's better.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Okay, right, competition here we are.

Speaker 9 (15:23):
Okay only because this one takes longer and my brain
takes a while to to unwire.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Right.

Speaker 9 (15:28):
So what you do is you go through the alphabet
and you try to think of like different words or
potentially words in a category that start with that letter.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Right.

Speaker 9 (15:41):
In my brain, I was like, I can't sleep. What
are some foods that start with each letter?

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Right?

Speaker 9 (15:46):
And so I'd be like, hey apple B, yeah, BANAA,
see carrot D.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
So you're pretty much playing alphabucks in order to.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
There's a reason you're still struggling to get to sleep, mate.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
This is like how to activate your brain exercise.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
You've clearly gone to the wrong side.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
We have mentioned that Sydney's freaking Act because there's a snake.
We'll get to that.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
But the breaking news during your bulletin has come. This
is this one that's popped up is that of Microsoft.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Yeah, Microsoft founder Bill Gates says you'll be leaving his
kids less than one percent of his fortune, so there's
no family dynasty. So like when he dies, when he
passes on, he will only believing.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
What an odd decision I'm on behalf of the children?
What an odd decision?

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Dad?

Speaker 4 (16:36):
It's going to be tough for him, right, Well, you're right.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
It means they'll have to get by on just one
billion dollars between them.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Ah, oh no, that's not enough, buddy. How many is it?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
He's only got a couple of kids, so you know
it'll divide up well a billion three kids, Oh no,
a billion between three that's a nothing, a.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Third of all.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
I think you could successfully continue the dynasty or the
dynasty on a bill on yeah, on a third of
a bill. What's the I might have been dismissive about
the Sydney snake story. Is the snake a real problem?

Speaker 6 (17:17):
Well, they're looking for it. It's in Sydney South and
it's a quite a large snake. I've seen a little
video of it. It's a red tailed bower constrictor, so
you can imagine it's a large Snake's a jungle snake.
It's been filmed slithering its way under a bridge on
Sunday in Sydney South. According to news dot com dot Au,

(17:39):
it's an exotic animal, so not native to Australia and
even though it's not venomous, so that's not a worry.
They do pose a risk to wildlife like native native
animals and stuff.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Even wildlife or not. I see it go under the
bridge and I get it. I know people are saying
to the radio right now, call the authorities and follow it.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
I'm not following a redtail bower constrictor.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Well, it's not going to get you.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
That's that a look at you and go No, apparently.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Constricted would love me.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Sorry? Was that of fensive?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
It was a little bit.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
The report I read this morning said that they thought
it might be an escaped pet.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Well, who's got a bowl constrictor as a pet, you know,
a zoo or a.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
Reptile path or something potentially, but as just a pet
at home that you just sit on and watch TV with.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
You're not meant to have it.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
And if you are, if you the work experienced kid
at the zoo and you know you're looking after the enclosures,
and you turn around and go, that's why it hasn't
been reported.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
And they're like, no one will notice.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, you just you just close the enclosure.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
Do you know what he's done. He's gotten some stockings
and stuffed them with some paper and put some googly
eyes on it and put it in the enclosure.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
And he's like, no one say.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
I love the No one's joined the dots to this point.
Today we exposed him. Okay, Rod and Gabby versus the
world and your second last chance to kick it to
win it, with Gabby performing the kicking of the footy
onto the roof for the first time this morning after
accusing Darcy and I are being sexist for not involving
here in the kick to kick, well, be careful what

(19:21):
you wish for.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Gabby's been stretch.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
In all morning, worn inappropriate footwear, tighten my berks clearly forgotten.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
All about it because you want to dress as well.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
And it is on see the Giants taking on the
Bulldog Saturday, April twenty sixth of Mark Robal And here
Gabby kick it to win it. You could be the
one who's winning it in the next fifteen minutes.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Well, what's the rule?

Speaker 7 (19:41):
Because the rule is if it comes down off the
roof or stays on the roof, that determines the winner.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
What if it doesn't make the roof?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
No one had even contemplated this as a possibility. I
believe in you, as you said to me yesterday when
I said, have Channel seven really thought this through when.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
We discovered they were pushing the.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Cash cow out of a plane in the skydiving stunt,
And you're like, it's going to look awesome, I said, yeah,
that's the part they've thought too.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
I haven't thought past that.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
But if something.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Goes wrong, that's the end of a decade long promotion.
They've been going with famous promotion. And you said, don't
think about what could go wrong.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Here we are all right, it will all go right.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Don't miss that that's happening in fifteen minutes right now.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Man'splaining versus heckling. She if you're going to heckle, sit
back down promptly, don't man explain would be my advice.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
So this happened at a comedy gig Julie Kim. She's
very funny.

Speaker 7 (20:30):
She's a comedian who was performing in the States, and
she made a mention in her set, like part of
her comedy, she made mention that she had an elective
cesarean and a man in the front row put up
his hand to comment.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Well, he's made an heiress straight out of the game.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
So he started by saying that he reads scientific studies
for fun, and we were like, ah, know, we know
where this is going.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Here we go, and so this is what he then
had to say.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
It's very important to that. And there's two sorts of
people in this world.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
There's those of us that take the bait and go,
you're right, let's go.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Yeah, that would be me. I would fight him like
you would not believe.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
And that's my instinct. But I'm also I'm trying so hard.
It's like negotiating with terrorists.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
There's no changing their minds.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
It's like giving a monkey machine gun. It's gonna it's
just a waste of everyone's time.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
It's a waste of everyone's time. And I guess Julie
Kim thought the same thing. Being a comedian, she gets.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
Heckled a bit. I would assume I can't imagine she'd get.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
This a lot, because this is just silly stuff. But
her response, I have to hand it to it all
right here it is, yes, but you don't know that.
After I had my C section, I they're like, do
you want to hold her?

Speaker 6 (21:55):
And I said, no, just swaddle her around there.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
And so.

Speaker 7 (22:02):
For the first day I actually dipped her back in
a few times. She's okay, but thank you so much
for your medical advisor. And he was just sitting there
shaking his head like, oh god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
That's what you get. Yeah, you get that visual because
you started that.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
But I don't want to think about it.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, too late, you started thinking about it, idiot. Katie's
in for Darcy. She will have the MLA diaries in
just a moment when we go to the news. Is
it a new act government requirement or a cool new
reality show.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Like The Hills. I hope the second the MLA diary.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
So we'll think about how it might work, and we
could maybe there's time for us to pitch that in
and to switch it around. We'll find out with Katie
in just a second.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
I saw you showing her.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
She said, don't tell rot and he showed her a
video before because we to make sure that you know,
the show is a real conversation. We talk about things
when the microphones are on and then really just coexist
in virtual silence pretty much during the day. So now's
the time.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
Well it's a wild AI generated video that's popped up
from China, so we know that this tariff nonsense is
happening from Donald.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Trump at the moment.

Speaker 7 (23:17):
He this morning said that he was going to take
tariff's off most countries just will blanket it at ten
percent for everyone except China that's gone up to one
hundred and twenty five percent. So China and America are
having a bit of a stand off at the moment
as to who can go higher with their tariffs.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Obviously, the craup Chinese government is a problem.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
But I've always had respect in a movie where someone
is in a fight and they're losing, and they go,
is that.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
All you've got?

Speaker 4 (23:43):
And so they keep going high.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
China's essentially going is that all you got?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
And he's going to percent I'll give you more and
I love They're going to go, is that all you got?

Speaker 7 (23:53):
Well, they've released this video because they think it's quite
amusing from their perspective that the if the tariffs is
for Donald Trump to try to get the factories in
America so that the locals are working in factories creating
stuff within the country. He wants more local made products
rather than importing. That's the point of the tariffs, right.

(24:13):
So China have created this video that depicts what they
think America will look like if that is the future.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Okay, play.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
So there's an American gentleman on the sewing machine there
in what looks like would be described as a sweatshop.
It's a giant factor with a lot of people work
in the sewing machines.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
And he's a sewing the bottom calf on a pair
of slacks and there are just a lot of people
the sewing sewing.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
They're don't look very happy. Those who day, well, it
looks like a sad America.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, Okay. There's a guy with a soldering iron. He
looks like he's making a mobile phone here. This is
all my eyes is amazing. Make America great again? Yea,
God him got me.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Versus the world and Katie covering for Darcy this morning. Gang,
I'm excited about this new series, the MLA Diaries.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
It's going to be a great show.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
It's light, it's like the Hills and so a lot
of not even hidden cameras like they know they're they're
but it's pseudo's scripted reality.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Many fantastics chief will be there and his crew.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Jason Rose will be involved, you know, he will would
just be in the background. Yeah, we will move from
the background characters real fast. Who are the other characters
that are going to be involved in this case?

Speaker 6 (25:51):
Not exactly the case, but it is from the Act
Assembly this week. Something we've been hearing about. The Chief
Minister wants to make lobbying more transparent and so the
idea is basically for all members of the Legislative Assembly
they would have to publish their official diaries.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
That's this proposal that's been put forward.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
The Canberra Liberals have a couple of concerns about this push.
Opposition Leader Leanne Cassley is worried that proposed change could
discourage people from coming forward to cross bench members with
their concerns. I've got a little bit of audio from
Leanne you and have a listen.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
Very happy for transparency on travel, of course, on how
much we put into our staff. But my concern is
for those Canberons who do come to us with issues
that they want to raise, they will now fear doing that.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
That's actually a smart point. So what are the diaries
so well.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
The official diaries of the MLAs. So MLAs would need
to disclose things like their meetings, travel, interactions with lobbyists and.

Speaker 11 (26:58):
Them like dear journal tonight I met with Well, however
you choose to make the diary entry and so you
might be surprised to learn.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
And this is has been given to me under you know,
the the anonymity of the person who's given it to me.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
But this is an example of one of their This
is an A C. T. M.

Speaker 12 (27:21):
L A.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I can tell you that much. So I'm just going
to read you an extract, you know, out of interest.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Oh my god, did you steal this from my t
I'm going to be horrified.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
No, this was just given to me and it reads
dear Diary today in the lift the chief men got
in and was all like, he you look well, and
I'm like, you know, I've been unwell, so passive aggressive
and that that stuff's.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Going to come out in the m l A diaries.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
So I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, I'm into it, Katie, You're going to have a
lot of news rotten.

Speaker 12 (28:00):
Gabby's kick it doing it. See the Giants taking on
the Bulldogs of Saturday, April twenty six at Monaga over
the south from.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
It's the sound of the mate Giants.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Two days left to get a very unique experience to
be on the park on the playing service surface of
Manica as the players are warming up for the Giants
taking on the Dogs in the Anzac round.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
And so that's a really special day.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
If you've been to one of those games at Manka,
the AFL do it really well, and so you're part
of it, as well as getting the tickets to the
game and the merchandise from the Giants and the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
So thirteen ten sixty give us a call. Now, it's
really easy.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
You just need to decide when Gabie kicks a ball
onto the roof of the studio here, will it come
down or will it stay up? It's the greatest challenge
that all of us have been subjected to growing up
in Australia playing backyard kick kick unless you're a dead eye.
The ball's gone on that roof at some point.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
And me kicking it is so.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
In line with this story because the rogue cousin always
comes in and goes.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Let me have a go, yes, and they're the one
that kicks it onto the roof.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
You complained you were and involved.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Well, well, well you careful what you wish for, because
now you're actually doing the kick, and I suppose you
did ask what happens if you don't make the roof?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
At that point a.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Third wild card entrant will come in and yeah, the
person yeah, because usually get in trouble for hitting a window.
Not today. So today, for the first time ever, we
need three. This is silly on my part. We should
have always had a third person. There was never any
guarantees I was going to make.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
The roof, but it was we were more confident with
that one.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
It was we were cocky unnecessarily, so three contestants today.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Am I making this up as we go on? Sure?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Sounds like it because I am a third person In
case you do kick it into the window. Beautiful morning
and the greatest city in the world, and in fact,
let's cross outside to it right now.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Come in, Gabrielle.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Hello, it's quite fresh out here.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
It's really nice fresh.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
You've come completely unprepared to play kicker to win it.
You're wearing birkenstocks and a dress I am, And yeah,
you're just stretching out there.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Are you ready to have a crack at this thing?

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:16):
I'm looking at the roof. It's actually higher than I
thought it was.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
But also our fence that surrounds our car park has
sparks on top, and I'm a little concerned that the
ball's not gonna make it if it does land on
the fence.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Never even occurred to me. But you're right too. Are
they cockies out there?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Where?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Why can you hear something like? There's nothing happen, Gaby?

Speaker 12 (30:43):
See the Giants taking on the Bulldogs of Saturday, April
twenty sixth and mon Ago.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
There's a big south from.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
It's the sound of the my dear giants. Jessica in Kingston,
first caller through. Are you a giant supporter? You are
a giant? Okay, well done? You will be choosing whether
you think Gabby's kick onto the roof will stay or
come down?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
What's your tip?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
My feeling is come down?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Okay you think the ball come down? So far out
of the three kicks, it's come down twice. There is
a ball stuck up there. We couldn't get it yesterday.
So we have a new ball today. Your opponent today
Tanya in a marou. So if the ball stays up there,
you win, Tanya, Tanya, I lost you for a second.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Say that again.

Speaker 9 (31:34):
I said, that's good, awesome.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Okay, yesterday it stayed up, it didn't come down. Who
do you follow in the foot? How the don's traveling
hot and cold for a good hay?

Speaker 8 (31:44):
Oh yeah, that's up and down?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Take the up.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
It's the same supporter, I know that life. You've got
enough Premiership. She'll be all right, all right. So we
had a third wild card this time round because Gabby's
worried she's not going to make it to the roof.
So the third wild card will be in bug and
Door and.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
That is erin get a erin.

Speaker 8 (32:08):
Hello, how are you going good?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
I assume that in bunga door you'll know each other.
Do you know Gabby?

Speaker 8 (32:13):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Do you know, Gabby, I personally know, but you know
people who know it, right of course. Yeah, that's bunging.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Now Gabby's worried that you're going to kick it into
the window and not onto the roof.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
If that happens, you win.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
The tickets amazing, all right, and the experience on the
on the ground.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Who do you follow? By the way?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Giants?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Giants? All right?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Good a right, So we have two giants, a Don
and Gabby in a dress and.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
A pair of burken stops.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Let me move my microphone so I can see this
out the studio window here.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
All right.

Speaker 7 (32:47):
I have tightened the burke so it won't hopefully it
won't fly off when I kick this ball. Yeah, I
don't want the burke to go on the roof.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
That's not the part of the game.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
All right, So you're handing, I'm gonna gt.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Where's to hold the mic because I need both hands?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Baby? Wherez? Okay?

Speaker 12 (33:01):
All right?

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Are we ready?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
We are ready?

Speaker 5 (33:07):
All right?

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Whoa? So is the car?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
All things are happening in the car?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
No distractions?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Please, no one talk? Good? Ready we go.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
Here?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
She goes.

Speaker 12 (33:23):
L on.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
You often don't hear a player, Yeah, you often don't
hear a player taking a shot for goal going you're
already no one talk you at the MCG everyone fire
and then yeah you're at Marnika there but they're a
shot from fifty five to three.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Shoo, here we go. All right, okay, I'm going here
we go in the big hook. Oh, I missed the
roof completely. It's here the car I think I think.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Aaron from bugandor Congratulations, Yeah so much.

Speaker 7 (33:54):
It went across the corner of the roof, but it
didn't quite hit it close.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
You broke less than we thought you would.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Congratulations Erin, You as a Giant supporter, are getting the
Giants merch the experience that only you can get for
this round. The Giants are doing this exclusively for us. Congratulations,
have a ball. We can't wait to chat to you
after the game.

Speaker 8 (34:17):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
I'm riding Gabby versus the.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
World News with Katie covering for Darcy in a few minutes.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
And if you did miss it, Gabby has done the.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
First kick it to win it off. Her boot for
the week went in cocky in a pair of birkenstocks
and address and to you, you nearly kicked the cover
off it though like you.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
I tried to really boot it because the roof is
a lot higher than I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Roofs tend to be, I guess.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
Yeah, so I went for the lowest point of the roof,
but I just kind of went over the corner and
nearly got the gut up.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
But just missed.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
You did not actually touch the roof, hence not qualifying
the first two contestants for does it stay up on
the roof?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Will come down? And the wild card from Bangador.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Took it out because you know either was going to
hit a window or not hit anything, and so I
didn't hit anything, So well, hit a car.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Don't tell anyone. Well, I think it was Beth's car, okay.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
And is that your car? Your new car, Ethny Grace?

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Did you hit my car?

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (35:22):
You were out in the car park. What did the
ball hit your car?

Speaker 8 (35:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
I was watching you.

Speaker 9 (35:27):
I mean, obviously I'm not very good or attentive with
my car, hence where I've had a car for one
month and it's already been tinted.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, that's the part where I act shocked. That's not
going to happen.

Speaker 8 (35:36):
I know.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
That's the sad part.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Staying with this for one second. You are on these
Oh you're not on the apps anymore, I don't think.
But oh yeah, we we, you know, we here in
the afternoons with carrying Tommy about, you know, their respective
searches for love.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Is Carry on the apps?

Speaker 7 (35:53):
Now, well, that's the question I have because there is
a story about Carry being on the apps. But I'm
going to read out the bio that she potentially has.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
This is a profile on the apps of the dating
apps that people think is carry Big.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Moore, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 7 (36:08):
So it's using photos which I'm pretty sure she's posted
on Instagram before, so they could have been taken or
they could be her should go either way.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
You know, she likes the photo.

Speaker 7 (36:16):
She's she's a beautiful woman. But I'm gonna read the
bio to you, and you tell me if this is
really Carry or if this is not carry. So the
biocess make me laugh and feed me.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
That's the bio.

Speaker 9 (36:31):
But then is that a euphanism or is that like.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
To swipe?

Speaker 7 (36:38):
But then it also goes on to say that she
is looking for a long term relationship but also open
to short term dating.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
What she might be this is.

Speaker 7 (36:47):
Not Gary, No, public figure is putting up a profile
for short term dating, they can get that anywhere long
term potentially, if you're looking for your soulmate, maybe sure term.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Dating or not call it what you will.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
The meeting process you as a public figure of carry statue.
You don't need to be going out to a bar
and casting the net.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
She just needs to get on the app.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
Well, we're not meeting a stranger for that, Gabby, who
is she meeting?

Speaker 4 (37:19):
That's risky.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Go on.

Speaker 9 (37:22):
You've you know, you've been on commercial radio now in
some major cities for many years.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Right, was on the apps?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Exactly you meet your husband on the app?

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:34):
I did go on this really weird date where a
guy sat there and told me all my stories that
I told on radio, and.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
I was like, this is really weird because I know
the punchline. There was always a.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Problem when you swiped right on the content director should
have seen this cabin he turns up.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I had notes.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
For hanging out this morning. It has been a fun
show until now where I'm afraid of.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
What's happened you. Your social media has made you feel Yeah, there's.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Something that was posted the other day that went, oh
my god, I forgot we used.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
To have to do that.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
And it comes back to a story we were telling
on the show. I think it was last week, you
know how we're talking about how you have to We
back in the day had to plug our discman into
the stereo in the car, and there was like a
tape deck and you'd put the tape in and there'd
be chords everywhere that would plug into the cigarette lighter
and then into the discman and you could try to

(38:29):
play CDs through your stereo.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
To play a CD in your car. Before you know,
car tape players had CDs. Yeah, it seems like such
a reversal of technology. I'm playing a CD with the
chord running to a tape and then another chord running
out of the tape into the cigarette lighter to charge
it to power it.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
It was insane.

Speaker 7 (38:52):
Yeah, And there's a lot of things that we had
to do back in the day that we've wiped from
our memory because we don't want to feel like we're old,
even things like winding down a window, Like I know
there are cars out there still that do that.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
But I think they manufacture them anymore, and I think
you'd buy it new.

Speaker 7 (39:10):
But there was one thing that popped up and there
was a post that said, remember when we used to
have to take the front of our stereo off and
lock it in the glove box of a car.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
There was a.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Revolution when it because people were breaking the reason and
stealing the stereo. Yeah, but there was a button and
you could unclick the front of the stereo and take
it with you, tense, rendering the rest of the stereo
useless to a thief. And you took the front with.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
You, and you, Yes, and I.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
In my first car, we had like this little beat
up Suzouki swift, but it had a great stereo in
it because we had put that in especially so that
we had good music. But yeah, at the end of
the day, you'd have to take the front of it,
or when you got to school, you'd have to take
the front of the stereo, put it in your bag,
and off you'd go. And occasionally we'd also get those
steering wheel locks out.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Yes, on the steering wheel as well.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Why don't we use those anymore?

Speaker 4 (40:03):
There's an automatic steering will lock in there now, like
if you try to turn the steering wheel when the
car's off at a lock, so you don't need it.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I'm reassured that somehow you know something older than me.
I'm like, I don't remember a time that if you
turned the wheel when the car was off, it didn't lock.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
It's if you had to have a steering will lock, right.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
I guess if you ever went to Tells the tower before,
you know, every they just shouted run when there was
the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
And then never opened it again.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
You go down to where the theater was, and you know,
you go down the stairs in the foyer area and
there's a theater showing a documentary at the construction. Yeah,
but at the bottom of the stairs they had glass
cases where Telstra had put all their old stuff.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Oh cool.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
And having to explain what the phone with the dial
I mean, it seems obviously.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Every number would then have to dip back before you
did the next.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Number if you if something was We had one of
those in.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Our playbox as a kid like to have fun with.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
I'm still I still can't explain it. The emergency number
in Australia is triple ho. What is the slowest number
to dial on a rotary phone? It's an emergency and
one on right, Yeah, but you get that zero you
need to go all the way around, and then it
slowly goes.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
And then you got to do it again. Meanwhile, something's
on fire, shimber. Then you've got the zero.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
One to smoke in. Elation was such a problem back
in the day.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Now we're fine. You just pressed one button and we're there.
Thirteen ten sixty.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
If it's happened to you, these these are relatively recent things. Yeah,
but nostalgia pages on social media are making us feel
oh God for bed.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Trying to explain to your kids our rotary phone.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Works or how to take the front of the stereo off.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
My kids ask normal questions, go was I like this
in the olden days? I guess I don't know. I
wasn't around in the olden days. The olden days were
filmed in black and white, well had VHS color. If
it's happened to you're thirteen ten sixteen, Leilah, have you
had anything that your kids identify as the olden days?

Speaker 12 (42:18):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (42:18):
Yeah, darl up.

Speaker 10 (42:19):
Internet they don't understand the concepts at all.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
They think it's just an automatic thing.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
Imagine that noise played and we'd all go, oh no,
and the kids would be like, what is that screeching?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah? Why do we know it? I pressed.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
In the internet at the same time when you had Darlin.

Speaker 10 (42:39):
They said no, Mum, yes you can.

Speaker 7 (42:40):
The worst thing ever was when I was talking to
my crush on MSN, and Mum would take a phone
call right in the middle of an important conversation, like
I needed to see what his response was, and suddenly I.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Was cut off.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
I don't know if you've had the conversation with the
streaming and your kids not understanding that you don't get
to watch TV show whenever you want. When we were kids,
you had to wait the broadcast time and if you
missed it, you may never see it again.

Speaker 8 (43:06):
Yeah, they hate ABC kids.

Speaker 9 (43:08):
They rather watch YouTube or anything else.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Poor ABC. I mean, I think they're doing a great
job over there, but you're right, everything's got to be
on demand, all right. Well, thanks for taking us back
to the olden days? Is their name? Tila. Look forward
to chatting to you next time.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Hey, Rod and Gabby versus the world.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Before you do go, I'm skinning out Barbie music, yes,
because there is a new Barbie today.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Well, a new Kendle.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
Oh right, we should have gotten run Gosling's can sol
Damn it?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
You are you are you are can?

Speaker 6 (43:49):
So Barbie's announced its new kendle is Lebron James.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Isn't that cool?

Speaker 4 (43:55):
It's part of Mattela.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Kembassador series, which sell a rates inspiring figures. So they've Yeah,
they've made a ken dole in the likeness of Lebron James,
which is really cool. Apparently he's the first professional male
athlete to have his likeness in a ken dole. He's
got the Sonnies on headphones, this blue and white jacket
with LJ on one side and he's number twenty three

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on the right sleeve, which is kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Like is to scale.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
He's a giant man, and I always found, you know,
as a kid, when I'd watched like cartoons and there
was a more giant guy than he man, you know,
on the cartoon, and then you'd go to the shop
and he was the same size.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
I don't think he's going to be bigger.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Than it's Lebron James. When need a bigger box giant.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Man, suddenly it's like a six foot doll.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yes, they do those.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Oh I did one of those with the what's the
one that my daughter's had the Rainbow high girls?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Oh well, they released. You don't know, run by heart good,
don't get involved. Beautiful dolls.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
The quality is unbelievable, the eyelashes. They use a lot
of the traditional, you know, doll making techniques, but you
pay for that the longer you keep that.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
My nana collected dolls and we'd go stay with her,
and she with the whole house, the whole every room
was lined the dolls. But she made them as well.
So there'd be those doll faces that had no features.
They were just like those blank faces.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
And in the middle of the night if you had
to go to the loom, or even.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
More terrifying, you walk in there, in there and there's
a seven foot Lebron James doll and you're like, that
is impressive and terrifying all at the same time. Okay,
so they'll be in the Stilles soon enough, I'm sure,
and we'll also pay a pretty penny. The Worst Drivers
in Australia list has been announced. And I know our

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reputation amongst our own but I've said it before, I'll
say it again and I'll continue to defend us. It's
Queenslanders who realized because where the crossroads of the nation got,
You've got people from everywhere.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
So no, no, no.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
Well, a new pole has come out of survey has
been done and camera drivers have been confirmed as the
country's most dangerous.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
But but there is a bum.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
Because it's a study that was done by I Select,
which is you know, where you go to find out
the cheapest deal for all your bits and bobs. Anyway,
they surveyed more than three thousand Aussies, so it's not
a huge number of people that they surveyed.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
But what they did is they asked.

Speaker 7 (46:42):
People to be honest, and they said, do you admit
to engaging in things like speeding, in things like driving
when you're really tired or drowsy, in things like taking
a phone call not on hands free and touching your phone?
So are we the most dangerous drivers?

Speaker 12 (47:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Or are we just honest? Yes?

Speaker 7 (47:05):
We just an honest bunch, And everyone else around the
country is just like nah, I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
It's it's completely it's completely fair to label Sydney shysters
like we.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Know, we know we are just you're right, we are
less inclined to lie.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
That's the end of that's the end of the ratings
in Sydney. But what did you call them shysters. Do
you your face tells me that. Do you think it's
a more offensive word than it is?

Speaker 2 (47:39):
It's not. It's not a compliment. I tell you that
they're shysters.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
In other words, there's there's scam artists, they're liars, something there, grifters.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Rod stop, you will never.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Racking my brain.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
I'm like, do I do I have this word in
here somewhere?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Get it in there when you're talking about these characters.
It's isn't it the It's the blessing and the curse
of being the smart territory. I know the number plates
in Victoria say the smart state, should say the Arragon state.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Right, you don't put it on there.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
But by being the smartest mob, maybe it was arrogant
of us to think we could get away with this
level of honesty.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
We're a bit silly.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
We're honest, We're silly, and we're dangerous. We are still
admitting to doing these things, which is not which is
not good that we're doing that.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
We have to be honest, you know what I mean? Like,
we have to be honest.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
We've all, we've all, it doesn't matter where you're from,
we've all driven like a bit of a deal. One
dang on oh shoo, and I like that. I hope
I don't turn up on dash cam own as Australia.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
We've all had a moment. There's just a difference. I've
said this before, I'll say it again. I can't say
exactly how I said it, just given the time in
the morning. However, there are two sorts of drivers. There's three,
but the third one will leave till later on. There's
there in Sydney.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
There's dumb dumbs and there's d hs and the dumb dumbs.
That's us. That's us. We do our best. But from
time to time the moment of human mindedness or you distracted.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
God knows, we've got enough on our minds, and then
you do something that was an error and you just.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
Do a little I'm so sorry wave. You're like like
if you cut someone off accidentally, like sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Sorry mate. That's one category.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Yes, when I don't get the wave back, there should
be a category for that.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
That's when you turn into the other category.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
And then you turn into a d H. And they're
the ones that are that do things that are just
you never want to be that person.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
They're jerks, right, they are jokes.

Speaker 7 (49:38):
And they think that they're in the right and they
cut you off, and then they go that person.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
There's that sort of person.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
You hope there's less of those d's than there are
of the dumb dumbs. And then there are those little cross.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
A double won't go into the third category.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I won't. I won't use their name, but you you
you see them and they cross a double white line,
round a bend to war oncoming traffic.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Lock them up and take away their license and crush
their car and then send them a photo of the
car crushed while they're locked up.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Right, that's a whole other level. You don't want them.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
When you become the what's what's his name again?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Judge dread, judge.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Dread, it's the highlight of my day. Yeah, that's it's
just dished out punishments.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Instant justice. Pull them over, blow their car up and
send them to jail.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
And gay versus the world.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
He's always a kid in a year, and sometimes it's
you who gets stuck in the bars on the railing
of the stairs at school.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
What happened to you?

Speaker 4 (50:42):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I forgot the kids name?

Speaker 12 (50:44):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Like you put your head through the bar.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Yeah, I think our guy was Martin. I think he
and you know you panic.

Speaker 7 (50:52):
You know I was at an all girls school, so
maybe that's the difference.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
I feel like this is a real young boy thing.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
That is the smartest thing that's ever been said.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Certainly wouldn't have been said by us when we were
young boys.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Stupid.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
So you're sticking your head through a thing to see
if it fits. Well, guess what happens when it doesn't,
You get stuck. And so I love what's happening in
Thailand at the moment. To get a discount on your meal,
there's a cafe over there, very successful cafe, huge ratings
on Google. People love it, great food, but they know
they know that if there's not much of you, they're

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not going to have to feed you as much, and
so they give you a bigger discount if you can
fit between these bars that they've set up out the
entrance of their place. And people are trying to squeeze
their way through these bars.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Oh no, and then nar all with.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
The bars that you can squeeze through, the bigger the discount,
you guess, Oh, this is horrible and understandably.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
All the women are just walking around.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
It's silly boys that are absolutely doing this. So footage
has gone vira all over the last day. Enough, all right,
And there's a tourist. He's trying and he sees the
fifteen percent discount bars and his mate's trying to push
him through the bars.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Oh my god, Nah, he's going to get stuck.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
And this is the thing. It wouldn't matter. He's a
normal sized guy.

Speaker 7 (52:12):
If he occurs, he will get stuck.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
It occurs to the tourists as old mate is now
stuck that you could get stuck.

Speaker 7 (52:23):
So he's gone from trying to get through the fifteen
percent to the ten percent.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Finally got through the five.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Percent, got through the five percent.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
But that was really looking dicey for a minute.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Yeah, And so I mean, look, it's good that this
is doing the rounds so that the the likes of me,
and it doesn't matter on my leanest day, on my
fittest day, nothing of me giant head, and so my
whole body could get through. I'm locking through no discount.

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If you're a bigger fellow, or if you just have
a giant head, nothing