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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They came bounding over.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What's a procedure.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is Roden Gaddy versus the world.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Produced Chelsea. Hello, I don't watch Riverdale, but you know
it's based on the Archie comics, right, And so the
guy who plays Archie, I didn't know he was a keyway.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I didn't either, I've watched it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
He's a dead ringer for Archie.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah, so he is a New Zealand actor. But yeah,
making headlines over the weekend, going viral on TikTok, and
a lot of people are losing it over this new
account that goes by the name of mister Fantasy, and
they're all speculating that it is Archie from Riverdale.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
His name k Yes, he hasn't confirmed that these account
is his. No, So imagine for a second that there's
an account doing some wacky stuff and everyone starts going,
I'm sure that's Gabby pretending to be I don't know
the content of mister Fantasy's channel. Does kJ Apple want
to be even associated with this?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I'm not too sure, and no one knows. It's still
like kJ Apper hasn't come out and said if it
is him or isn't.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
What's on the channel just.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Random videos of this guy with like a long black bob.
He's got like bucked teeth, and he has a British accent.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
So he's wearing a wig.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yes, so you can tell that it's a weig in
these videos.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
That's a distinctive tattoo though, Yes.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
That's just this.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Uh does k apper have a tattoo? Okay, yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But no one knows why I made of mine.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Would often say that he wouldn't be getting tatoos. That
didn't last long. He ended up getting them, but for
many years he would say, by the way, important part
of the story, his dad was member of an outlaw
motorcycle group, and so he would say, I won't be
getting any tattoos. Dad always told me never to have
any identifying marks, which.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Is something that that I guess a normal dad wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
No, no, because the term we're we're on the lookout
for someone with identifying marks what the police say in
regard to someone with tattoos, and here we are. So
whether or not it's because you're a member of an
outlaw motorcycle group or you're setting up a wacky alternate
TikTok channel, people will identify you by your identifiable marks.
(02:34):
Let's if play on one of these and try and
work out what this guy who maybe is kJ Appa
Archie from Riverdale is doing.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
I come up here to get perspective. It's important to
remember why I'm here. A lot of people come here
with a dream, don't they. Ninety nine percent of those
people do not make it. I believe that I have
something that I have to give that no one has
seen before, and I hope that I can bring it
and makee people feel good.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So he's in the whole, he's in the Hollywood Hills.
He's got a British accent, but he's wearing a pair
of whose kid Rock will wear the American pants where
one leg is the stars and the other leg is
the strut. Yeah, and it's got.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Some fake buck teeth in there that's not his normal teeth.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
No, and he's got the bob wig with a weird accent.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
This is definitely his next role. Yeah, and that's what
people but think. There's a reason why this.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
It has to be like he's doing some kind of
brit comes to America to reach his dreams kind of
role or something.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
People are theorizing that it is a promotion for a
new upcoming role that he is doing. Hope.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
So, but sometimes these method actors they do wacky stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You know what I mean, like they just do this
just for fun.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It looks like he's having far very.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Soon, and I mean very soon. I'm going to be
a man among great Is there anything else I should
change on?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I think you pretty much covered it was pretty inspirational.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Hang on, let me just think. My name is Miss
the Fantasy, and I am here to pursue the big
dream that's not working.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Mickey Mouse, belt buckle. No one knows what's going on.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I'm right into it.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
If this is a joke, I love it. If it's
prep for a new film, I love it.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
This is the first TI I'm hearing of this. Don't
research Rob Low wearing a wig when he went in
disguise and made some independent videos.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Oh but that was a whole different kind of video.
Although it could beat under the same Battle of Fantasy.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
It's not without precedent, is my point. These actors do
some wacky stuff sometimes. So whichevera goes, let me rephrase that.
I'm not in whichever way it goes. But if it
goes the way we hope it goes.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I'm in Rod and Gabby versus the world.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Well, that is the big news after a massive weekend
in sport, that it wasn't over even at one this
morning because Ossiosco Piastre was in the Formula one over there.
And you can say that about pretty much every race
apart from Australia and Japan, because it just happens in
the middle of the night. And I think the worst
thing that could happen to you would be you'd host
(05:16):
a Formula one podcast as well as being a fantastic
comedian and co host of my favorite show on Channel ten,
The Cheap Seats, Tim McDonald, Have you had any sleep yet?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Morning, guys. I'm just gonna have a quick little power
app now if you don't mind, so feel free to
go to a song and we'll come back.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
The timing is everything. You're not ambitious enough to do
one of those live stream podcasts during the race.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
A well off of those sounds in the UK do
because it's two o'clock in the afternoon there, It's two
am in the morning at time, and it would not
be very popular in my house. If I'm screaming at
the TV. Frankuvely, there's lots of stream about because Oscar's
doing so well.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I would really find that entertaining though, because the little
cat naps you have during the race. I would just
enjoy watching, like when you're screaming to the juxtaposition if
you having a snooze totally.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
And the beauty about being an e Fron fan in
Australia is you can tell who was watching the race
last night, but how dead they look on a Monday
morning going to work. So if you've got bags under
your eyes, if your eyes look red, if you look
like you've been out all night on the town, you
know you're an ef front fan.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Explains the quality of your lack there role at this
show this morning. But one plus one didn't watch it.
I woke up at ten forty one and for a
hot second win. Oh it's so close to race start.
Maybe you should, but I would have got over excited
and I wouldn't have made it till the end of
the race anyway. The World Tour is this a real thing?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
The World Tour is a real thing. So we've taken
our show the cheap seats. We're doing a live stage
show just because we're not sure if Channel ten are
going to be around in October, so you never know.
So it was a world tour. Sadly mel bracews on
a no fly list, so we are going to one
city only. It is in Melbourne at the Palette be
at October second. It's a one city where to her
(07:00):
it's we'll add more cities as we go, but it's
going to be a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
On behalf of Canberian's. If we bring the Murray's bus down,
we can work around this no fly list and have
have you.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Here in Camberra will be next on our list. There's
no doubt about that. We want to go there. But
if you can get down to Melbourne, it's going to
you're going to see things that won't be allowed to
be on national TV. I was going to have find reasons,
legal reasons.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I was going to ask what the show entails, because
I could imagine when you're getting the show ready for Telly,
there's a very fine line as to your innuendo and
what would be cut from the viewing. So on stage there's.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No line exactly, and we'll lost the Channel ten lawyer
up in our dressing room and they won't be able
to get out. So it's all the bits that we'd
love to do on air but we're not allowed to.
It's from behind the scenes moments, some special guests and surprises.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
And then you'll find where the line. There is a lot.
This is a different line to TV, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, I'm sure we'll find the line. You know, when
you've crossed the line where it becomes a daily mail
headline the next day, that's sort of where the line becomes.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
So that's where you find success.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Well, it's the fine line. Gabby is the best slash
worst sort of friend, and that you'll encourage you to
try and find that line. Is there any thought about
putting the everyone's mobile phones in those special bags that
you know are like lead lined or whatever it is,
so no one can capture any of it.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Absolutely, Fortunately, the palais is in an area with no
optus reception, which basically covers most of Australia, so we're
going to be we're going to be okay. As long
as there are no hidden reporters or microphones, we're going
to be signed all right.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
So only people who are optous guys and girls.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Finally I'm getting a pear there, Gabby.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I don't trust you to be there, Gabby. If everyone
but Gabby is welcome.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Here, it's wise. The cheap seats, we love you on
Channel ten and of course, by the way you're on,
have you been paying attention tonight? Is that the scariest
We say this to all the guests, so who join
us who have appeared or are scheduled on that show.
Just being surrounded by that many sharp wits that, by
the way, can turn on you despite being a guest,
is it frightening.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It's absolutely terrifying. It's my worst night there. But it's
going to be a lot of fun. That heartbeat is
You've got to keep up with the news. So I'm
busily doing some cramming now for tonight show. I'm not
sure how did the Coldplay concert end up? There were
no marriage fallats and that we're there or.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
See here smooth.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, you're just cramming the news. That's all you do.
For the cheap seats as well. You should be well
across it.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, two seats is slightly different. We do have a
team of people who help us watch Sunrise, which does
feel like a breach of the Geneva Convention of Human Rights.
But have you been paying attention to I'm out there,
I'm all on my own. I've got to do my research,
so its yeah. Have you been tonight on ten the
Cheap Seats Tuesday night? And then bought a security on
Wednesday night, so it's a busy week.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Well before Gabby admonishes you anymore for not working hard
enough on the Cheap Seats, we'll let you go well
done for getting a little bit of s late between
last night and now. Travel safe and we'll see you
tonight on channel ten.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
It's at eight point forty.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Have you been paying attention?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Thanks guys, actually caught up to the alphabucks. We need
all the money we can with them to grant.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
He's not going to save you a channel time.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Might be a chance.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Good on your mate Jock saying thanks guys, thanks having me.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
We don't usually put the word crazy and surrogacy story together,
so I am intrigued by Cabby's crazy Queensland surrogacy story.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
This is crazy.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
So there's a lady in Queensland by the name of
Courtney who decided to be a surrogate for a couple.
She's got five healthy babies of her own, and she
wanted to gift that to someone else, which is the
most amazing thing.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Anyone could ever do.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Extraordinary charming to her, absolutely really really lovely that someone
would put their body on the line for another couple,
you know. So she decided she'd go ahead with her.
She hooked up with a couple who needed the help
of a surrogate, and they planned it all out. They
agreed upon what was going to happen. For six months
they were trying to get Courtney pregnant through IVF. They
(11:12):
had their own embryos, so it was completely this couple's
DNA that was just going to be cooking in Courtney.
And for six months I were trying and it hadn't
worked yet, And so finally it worked. They got a
positive pregnancy test. However, when Courtney went for a first scan,
they realized it was twins. And when they looked closer,
(11:33):
they realized it wasn't one embryo.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
That had split to two.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
It was two separate babies. But they'd only implanted one
egg one embryo. Oh wow, So they had to do
a little bit of digging and what had happened was
Courtney and her husband had had some adult cuddles, but
they'd used protection and they thought they were doing all
(11:58):
the right things, and body kicked off earlier than what
she thought it would with ovulation and didn't realize anyway,
So she naturally fell pregnant at the same time that
they put the other couple's embryo in, and so both implanted.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
So she's currently.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Carrying twins, one of which is her own husband's DNA,
one of which is the other couple's DNA.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
So they're not biologically so they're not biological twins, but
they're twins.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
And so they've decided when she does give birth, she'll
keep her baby.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
And they'll keep their baby.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
But technically they're twins, but they're not twins, and so
now they'll have these two babies that are growing up separate.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Wall it.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, this is crazy.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Look it's crazy. Listen, listen, listen, and calm out on.
Behalf of Courtney's husband. You can give us one job,
but if that job is that you can guarantee will
probably mess it Uprod and Gabby versus the Jera bombra
plover made news around the Capitol last week. And then
(13:05):
obviously over the weekend went national.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It has gone national and natural.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
I don't know, but yeah, this plover who has laid
the egg in Jeri Bombra has really made itself a
little bit famous. People are not laughing at us, but
laughing at the situation that we have had to pause
any kind of sporting match on this Jeribombara field.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
For at least a month.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
And plovers actually get more aggressive when the chicks are
born compared to when the egg is there.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
So I don't know. I reckon a month is probably minimum.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Pro conservative, but it's final time and really after this month,
no one's really interested in using it, so that's a
good point.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
I really found this interesting though, because the National article
where they are talking about our Deera Bombara plov, they've
put some suggestions here what to do if the plover
gets aggressive, because have you ever been with.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I've never been.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Attacked by a plov, but it's like threatened to and
they raise their wings up and they start screeching at
you and you can tell they're going to go yup
and you back away very swiftly. Well, they've said, if
you have plovers that are aggressive in your area, avoid
the nesting area, and do.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Not antagonize the bird. That's an obvious one.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
If you can't avoid the area, try not to walk
directly towards the bird or make eye contact with them.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Another one of these animals we can't make eye contact with,
so you just have to sort of look down awkwardly
shuffling out hack like you don't know it's there.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
People are like, just just pretend it's.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Ellen's that's a good strategy. You know what if we
applied this strategy to you know, the vocal minority on
social media, just don't acknowledge them.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Divert your eyes.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
The PLUB pretends it to be a real jerk, just
looking for a reaction. Don't give it a reaction. I
think the fact that we've canceled all the finals footy
for the playing service is enough reaction for the PLO.
Very happy