Rod and Gabi VS NOMO (No Missing Out)! EP 412

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You don't think you're a musician.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Remember but then after that you just said they do music.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
I do music.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
So another words, you're a musician.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
No, okay, what's a procedure.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
This is Roden Gabby versus the world.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
Here we go, welcome to another. It's Thursday. It's but
the week's over. We're done.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's freezing.

Speaker 6 (00:22):
Oh yeah, last night.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Oh here it is. There's a lot of posts an
Zac Day talk around. Ah, not as cold as it normally, bag,
it's that cold. What's the feels like at the moment?
A degree?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh it has to be put like towards zero.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
Yeah, I'm not sort of saying it is a turn
of phrase.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
No, it is one degree? Is the feels like it is?
It is good morning to you?

Speaker 7 (00:45):
Does good morning?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
How do you feeling it? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (00:47):
Cold as well, but ready for a good show.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
You grew up as a Melbourne boy. You're no stranger
the cold.

Speaker 7 (00:53):
Yeah, no, exactly exactly. Going to school in like the
uniform as well, so you've got like no jumper to wear.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
No jumper, So there's a lazy school.

Speaker 7 (01:01):
Okay, there's a jumper here. You know they have those
like really weak jumpers that do nothing. Really and then
the blazer on top.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
You know, we had a great jumper. We had like
a woolen jumper from Richie. It was it was actually
very warm.

Speaker 7 (01:18):
Really well yeah, no, I didn't have the same.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Experience was twenty years ago. Though maybe I just don't
remember correctly, but I'm pretty sure it was great.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
It sounds like there's a difference between a Canberrade jumper
and a Melbourne jumper.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah. I just remember walking to the bus stop and
breaking all the ice on the puddles every morning. That
was the best part.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
Whoa, it's the puddles that I definitely did not have.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Jumper. Yeah, your puddles were made of water. Great deaby
on board. If you're joining us sur from across the
greatest city in the world has what sort of zoo?
Where we are we running? Where? We're hearing today that
a young Filipino boy has been mauled by a crop.
Why are the crocodile's roaming free in this Filipino zoo?

Speaker 7 (02:05):
Well, they're not roaming free. He was in the enclosure. Yeah,
so there's a few problems right from the start. But
he did jump on the back of said crocodile. It
was a statue.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
To climb a fence or multiple fences to get to
a statue, probably not a statue.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
And it's important detail in the story, isn't it, Because
you know, climbing on the back of an animal in
a zoo, you assume that it's there as a statue.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
But Gabby is right, the second you're.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Climbing into their enclosure, that's the first clue that we're
not protecting the statue from you when we put it
in an enclosure.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
We're protecting you from the statue.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Which is actually alive. All right, So we've got some
of this.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
This is and I'm glad that that a member of
the public there at the zoo was able to have
the composure to film this insanity and not actually run
and get help. It's always the thing when you see
something insane, it's always the comments underneath the video. Anyone
think to stop filming and going.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Sort this out? The answer to that question is no.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
So there's the young fella in the enclosure, and Gabby,
this is pretty Oh.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
My god, this is horrifying. The clock has him by
the leg and he's kind of swinging him around.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Well, it's incredible because you hear about crocodile attacks, and
I think the I'm actually going to cut that audio
because it gets a little bit over the top. The
fear with the crocodiles with the deeper water is they.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Do the death rot death roll and they take you under.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
And they drag you. You're down there. Fortunately, this crocodile
in its enclosure seems to be in shallow water.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
The goodness, but it is shallow water, so he's not
able to take him under in that death No. Right,
Oh my god, that is terrifying.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Yeah, that's confronting staff, my goodness, just letting go anyway,
he's the young fellas, okay, And then we see a
shot of authority standing and watching, certainly slow to respond.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
What is like like if that if that were me
in that situation, I would be running around trying to
do even if I didn't know what to do, I'd
still be running around trying to figure it out.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
If you're running urgency, this is a question. And I
don't know about our National zoo and aquarium, but I've
got to believe there's a tranquilizer gun somewhere you would assure.
The interesting thing though, with the scales of the crocodile
is and I don't know this for a fact. For
some reason in my mind, I I think I don't
think a tranquilizer dart can penetrate these Yeah, I reckon.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
He would have to roll onto his back and you'd
have to get him in the belly.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Givehim a little bit of a tiggle go with the dart, right,
I was just thinking a bit of a tummy rub
dog rolls under his back. That wouldn't work. Okay, So
back to the gun. Someone does so one thing.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
And I'm reading here that they ended up.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
They waited for the actual keeper who had the relationship
with the crocodile, which is patient. I mean, I'm sure
the poor fellow there in the jaws of the crocodile
wait for him. Yeah, we'll make sure we get the
right person. Get the person who's rosted on what they're
not here for half an hour every one.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Way, he's on lunch.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
All right, good, everyone cool, Like it's not deep for
the death roll anyway, the actual keeper.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
Came along with the best of block and smacked it
over there.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Oh my god. Well, hey, we were going for a
game one way, you know, and that so everyone knows
is how you loosen the jaws the crocodile.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
All right, So if you're going to go into the
croc inclosure next time, take a best of block.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
I don't do that. If it does happen, everyone responded
a whole more quickly than this Filipino zoo.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
This is a problem Rod and Gabby versus the world.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Fifty stitches the young fellaw who thought I'll get a
photo with the statue of the crocodile. That's any enclosure
that I need to climb over the fence and then
wade through the water to fifty stitches? Is that it is?
Is that it seems like a loss.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I expected more damage than fifty stitches.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, well that's enough anyway, He's all right, it's the
point of that anecdet. I suppose married at first sight.
Now that's done. When we when do we get that back?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, it happens every single year like clockwork, because Channel
nine love it.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Well, it's their biggest, biggest rater of the year.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
It does, it brings in the money. But they've decided
that maybe they might go for a little different direction
for this next season. I don't know if it's next
season or the one after because either they film so
far in advance, who knows, next season might already be
in the back for we know. But they are looking
at an All Stars series Maps All Stars. So what

(07:01):
they're saying is they want to take Maths back to
the old days of lots of tea, but not as
much toxicity. So they still want they want to bring
the humor back to Maps. So they still want the
awkward dinner parties calling each other out on staff. They
want like the broken plates or whatever, but they don't

(07:21):
want as much toxicity. That's causing really disturbing conversations.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
She's a fine line that the producers are drawing for
themselves here. They are guys, let's keep it fun, just
plate smashing, but let's not get toxic. Okay.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
So they're going back into the archives. Supposedly they're looking
for those characters that deserve a second chance because they
were partnered with someone that was maybe not their right
match or was a bit of a dud, and they
want to give them that second chance. I can tell
you right now, that's not the only people they'll be
looking at, because if you're just getting people who want love,

(07:57):
that's just fun. Once a wife like we're not going
to get what Maths is bringing in the thousands and
millions of viewers.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
For what's funny. I watch goggle Box last week and
you know, the family with the two daughters and the
mum and the dad, and it got to the end
of the Farmer you know segment they watched Farmer wants
a wife and the dad goes and he's the most
sensible one in the family. Is Yes, just need a
bit more drama like Maths.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, that's what we said. They were like, oh, so.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
Bory, Well, this is the funny thing with Farmer.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
You're right, it is. It hasn't I don't know. I
don't know if I don't need the drama. I don't
need extra drama.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Well you're one of few, say, and also you're not
even watching it, so you.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Can't go exactly. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
But they have flagged one potential Maths contestant that could return.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Bring back to Bryce, Bring back Bryce's hard to be kids.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
See you know that campaign.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
It proved to be harder to say that I anticipated
as well. So glad you're right. He's happily married, he's
got the beautiful twins. Yes, he's going wonderfully.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
I think Jackie from last season's also out because she
went so rogue, although she would have been a great contempt.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
She was out halfway through the season. She was in
Exactly Jesus is a Band? Absolutely, can we have Jackie
on the show?

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Like? Who?

Speaker 5 (09:20):
We don't know?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Who's talking about?

Speaker 5 (09:21):
They would not let her come on the show.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
No, we had to go.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
She still came on.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
There she find her No, no, no. The one that
they have flagged that potentially could be coming back is
Cheryl Maitland. So Cheryl was in season four.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
She was.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I don't want to say bogan.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Yl and good morning to you. The Cheryl's Cheryl and
the Chareses of Australia make our nation great.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
She was partnered with a dud though his name was Andrew.
He was the toxic evil villain of that particular season.
There was a cheating scandal that happened one of the
first because this is on the season.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Four, we were shocked back then with the.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Exactly and So I've got a little clip to remind
you of who Cheryl was. She was having a conversation
with the girl who he her map's husband was flirting
with and potentially wanting to go with instead of her,
So there was a bit of a girl on girl
showdown you.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Want I'm sorry for the tone in my I mean.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
You wanted us to leave so you could be with him.
You were at the most manipult.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Okay, you're the fakest girl I've ever met. Goodbye, Darling, Bye,
handle it, goodbye.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Good bye.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
I'm not watching it, but I can even hear the
hand up, goodbye, goodbye.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
You can hear my hand up goodbye.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
You can hear it, that's the sound of my hand
going up. Well, I don't I remember her, and I'm
all about it getting her back right. She sounds fun
to go back. She's also run on that line between
fun and tos and.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Also easy at a chance, Bring back Cheryl, Bring Cheryl.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
Let's play it quickly.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
When what's the worst thing you could find under your
hotel room bed? Everyone have to think dead body? Show
me dead body.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, you're right, that would be worse.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Do I win?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
No, you didn't get it right, but you probably don't
think that.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Okay, don't think that.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
If you're thinking that, don't think they think of someone else.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
No, you know what, I'd prefer a dead body over
this wool.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
What does the survey say is the worst?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well, there's a model who has actually experienced the worst
thing you could have ever find under your bed when
you're staying away, especially when you're staying solo. So she
was in Japan. She's recently put a video up explaining
what happened. Her name is the Natal Liasi. But she
was traveling solo through Japan. She thought Japan's pretty safe,

(12:03):
so that was a and she was in this particular
hotel for a couple of days when she realized there
was a bit of a bad smell.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
My story is checking out, yeah, and it.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Was getting worse and she's like, what is that smell?
So she did a bit of investigating. She got down
on her hands and knees to look under the bed
to figure out if the smell was coming from there.
Someone was looking back at her.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Animal, everyone be cool, everyone be cool.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
It wasn't a live person.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
It was a man.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
The man was staring at her, and she jumped back
and screamed. He climbed out from under the bed and
just stared at her for three seon.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
They said, his like three seconds standard I could be sick.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
And then he screamed and ran out of the room.
When the hotel came to investigate, they found like a powerboard,
like a power card and stuff to charge his phone
and whatnot under the bed. So he had been under
there for days and she had just been living her
life with this man under her bed.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
All right, So it's not as sinister as I initially thought.
So there's someone happened. Clearly she's a squatter.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yes, I don't know how we got in there. Maybe
he was a guest previously and he checked out but
didn't actually check out, Like who knows. They're still investigating
how he got there and who he was. But if
you're a solo female traveler and you look come to
the bed and have there's a man stirring back at you,
that has to be the worst thing you could ever

(13:29):
find under your bed. As I said, I'd prefer a
dead body.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
Yeah it really. Had I known the end of the story,
I wouldn't have started with It's not fun at.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
All, Rodin Gabby versus.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
The world, Thank you, Darcy, get everybody on a night
like this when you're being given Australian Music's most Illustrious Award.
How did Carli Mineau go.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
With the big speech there with the appraa award she received.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
Well, she didn't even do the speech. Her nephew did it.
Who is her nephew, Charlie, I don't Charlie.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Could be I don't know, gentlemen, Charlie Minau.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh, hold on, is Danny her only sister?

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yes? She has a brother and her brother's son.

Speaker 7 (14:24):
It could be because.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Danny doesn't doesn't have a kid, old Charlie, boy or
a girl?

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Was I not paying attention?

Speaker 7 (14:32):
Boy?

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Right? Nephew? There you go.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
How good is two Hearts? You forget about two Hearts?

Speaker 8 (14:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (14:41):
I forget now that you've just played it. I'm like,
this is a great song, a great song.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Get that on the Spotify. You can listen to this
all afternoon. I mean after you finished thisten to us,
never finished listening.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
To us at the same time. Yeah, son of her.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Brother, by the way, son of her brother brother cameraman,
he's a camo. Yeah, I mean both in the industry.

Speaker 6 (15:03):
I suppose you know the other one you forget about?

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Why for it?

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Come on, tell us more about it while we wait
for her dancing?

Speaker 7 (15:17):
Well, yes, So she's just received the Ted Albert Award
for her decades long career. So she's had obviously probably
one of the most illustrious careers in Australia. I'd say
it's like an Australian musician of our era.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Is that what nephew Charlie Minogue said.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
No, that's kind of what she got the award for.
Charlie Minogue just said she's really proud of her Auntie
and he's been to all of her.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Shows and cannot be here tonight.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
She's touring in America.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
Yeah, she's doing the US too, which is why she
couldn't you said.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
It was the country's most prestigious award.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
What's the name of the award operas? Oh no, no, but
there's got a name.

Speaker 7 (15:56):
It's got a name, the operas. But like, I actually
don't know what the appis stands for, but.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I thought would be more prestigious or.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Written down, It doesn't matter. Remember this here it comes?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oh think was it?

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Wait for it? Jim?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
I still love you, wan't you?

Speaker 9 (16:31):
Jim?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
How you learn your French?

Speaker 5 (16:34):
This is all I knew in French.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Just came out with their their song and then suddenly
you had another sentence and then.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
I had more French remember with Nick Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
And the video clip is so dark. I love it.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
I feel like Nick Ave was involved in the direction
of the clip. Your are and it was you know, Kyle, Yeah,
what are you doing different? And then she said, don't
worry you forget about this one too. I have gone
deep deep cuts everybody. You have confide in me, Darcy

(17:13):
adding this to the Spotify get it.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Need to go back into her catalog because I've forgotten
all of these and now I'm into it again.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Do yourself a favor, because a lot of people will
go just for I can't get you out of my head.
Don't forget the new Order remix this. This is the
greatest thing that's.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
All day to play.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
This is the great probo may Yeah, you know what,
You're right.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I do love this. I hate that when I first
came out hated it. It really grew on me.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
One more please?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh yeah, good one?

Speaker 6 (17:54):
Great one?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Good?

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Underfinished?

Speaker 5 (17:56):
On you really want to finish one? Do you want
an obscure one?

Speaker 10 (18:01):
All right?

Speaker 5 (18:03):
With Jason from Neighbors Yes with Jason Donovan.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Charlotte was.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
Scott Scott Scott, Charlene. Charlene and Scott. This was a
national number one here and in the UK.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
We've finished on the lull. We really peach.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
I can pick it up, all right, Darcy Fork.

Speaker 7 (18:35):
They're great songs, but we're hearing ten seconds and then
next we.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
Can listen normal.

Speaker 9 (18:43):
All right.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Congratulations came and are receiving the illustrious the world that
I will find the name of when we return. Had
to hang on, hang on. I was just presumptuously saying
a degree the apparent feels has it?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Good town?

Speaker 5 (19:03):
We zero. I don't want to build this up any
more than necessary.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
Official temperature two point four degrees.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Our fields like temperature at the moment in the Capitol
colders for the year zero point three round down even
steven zero.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
The Afterensac Day cold snap has officially happened.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
I felt it last night, did you feel it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I went to go to bed and our bedroom window
was still open, and I was like, oh, no, no.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Nothing, that window is being closed for the next six months.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah it was, And then I didn't realize the laundry
window has been open as well, which is one of
those wind out ones that kind of goes.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Because you get the fly on the inside, I don't
necessarily see it's open.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, I'm like, why is it so damned cold in here?

Speaker 9 (19:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Figured it out.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Well, you found out it just the right time, because
had that gone on for any longer, his house sucks.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Bring the insulation, guys, like your windows open.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
You would have known about it.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
The award that Kylie Minogue received was the Ted Albert
Award for Outstanding Services to Australian Music. And it's an
important award because it's uh, it's decided by oprah's Board
of Writer and Publisher Directors for lifetime contribution and of
course Ted Albert the guy put out the records for
the Easybeats and ACDC and JB WIT. So there we go.

(20:28):
It is important, apparently apparently.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Well, but it's not like a huge, like a glitzy,
glam ceremony like they make the arias where you would
actually want to attend.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Look in our mind, because her nephew accepted the award,
we think it's a little kid. But Kylie is of
the age that her brother's son will be an adult.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
And that's why I said it wasn't Danny's Sun, because
Danny Sun isn't old enough for that. But her nephew
Charles would definitely be.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Who's Danny's son?

Speaker 6 (20:59):
It doesn't doesn't she have.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
A son with that tall model guy that she was
with for.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
A while, right, but he was she didn't, They didn't
have a baby with the first marriage with the prime.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Minister's seventeen by the way, who oh the.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Actor the Australian actor. Ah, you know, handsome guy, obviously
Australian actor. And he was Billy McMahon's son, the Prime
Minister's son.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
I don't know who's talking about anyway. His son is fourteen.
His name is Ethan.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
He's not from the first marriage with Chris.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Oh, he's a hot model from the UK.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Oh, he's a nice guy.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
He was a lovely guy, christ Chris Smith.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
This has gone on long enough, way too long.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Rod and Gabby versus the world.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Here we go, good Joe Tarpaney, How many games this weekend?

Speaker 7 (21:52):
Two hundred, two hundred?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
What achievement?

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Very impressive.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
We celebrate when we get too high podcast, But playing
a football game so much more.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
You only need to do one away. You don't do
far a week, so it takes five times as long
straight away and you also don't just need to drag
yourself in here.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
You need to be physically fit and ready to go.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Jason Rose has just walked past. Can you hear us
out there? Jason, there is popping if you you last
time we spoke with Jubb, we know Jason from years
ago on Big Brother, and of course he hosts the
weekend breakfast show with Mobsie. Jason, Hello, come down to
the l I just saw you going past there, and
last time you were on the show, you told us
that you were going to Justin Bieber's retreat to have

(22:38):
no mobile phone, no human contact with the outside world.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
And find it, yes a man, and refine your soul.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
So it was a lot happening. I haven't seen you since.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
I came out, and I thought I was practically a god.
It lasted for a week and normal no by prints.
I'm still yeah, still desperately single.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
They said bebe quid halfway through with the no phone.
Did you make it all the way through?

Speaker 3 (23:07):
I did make it all the way through. Look it
was you know, and they are careful as to what
we can speak about. But I probably would have cried
ten thousand leaders of tears. So it was very emotional,
and it's about, yeah, connecting to your past and forgiving
you know. They basically they say that a lot of
the traits that we have are because of our parents.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
That's the truth, will tell you that.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah, And so it's about understanding, accepting it, and then
also forgiving your parents if you have held onto any grudges.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Yeah, it's interesting.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yes, so that that took a lot of time for me,
and you.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Came out detoxed and dehydrated.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
It was interesting though. I didn't realize when I went.
But they have sawdust toilets, so they have toilets where
I know, so a drop toilet, a drop toilet, the
hole on the ground.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, I wouldn't have gone. If you knew that, would you?

Speaker 3 (24:01):
I would not have gone. And the cyclone actually cut
the power off for three days, so the whole place
smelt like shit.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Oh fantastic, And it wasn't right, So that now we
know why Beaver left halfway through. It wasn't actually to
do with the mobile phone. Good morning to your beautiful parents.
I know they listen and they did a great job
with you, mate, They did in spite of what you say.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yes, love you Mum and dads, okay, and I love
you guys.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
We love you. It's good to see you back. And
so Jason with Mobbsy's Saturday Morning. Can't wait to hear
back on Hit one O four point seven mate, lovely,
all right, we'll see you then. This has taken up
all our news time, Darcy. I'm sorry about that. Jason
Literley walk past the studio for the first time in
a little while, so we will have a look at
how the day one of the mushroom murder trial when

(24:46):
we'll do that in half an hour. If you are
wondering who the current player getting back to where we
were with the most number of games, of course, Jason
Croker famously our record holder for the most number of games,
but can anyone beat the original Croaxes three hundred and
eighteen games.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
They've finished in two thousand and six.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Big Pappa is on three point thirteen and will get
the record this year and we will have a new
most number of games him.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Do not jinx him? How dare you?

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I'm supportive? Positive, gab, He's so competitive, don't you die?

Speaker 6 (25:25):
Farmer wants a wife.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
We get excited each year and we go now this
is sensibility when it comes to searching for love.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
Maybe we could all learn something here.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
It's a true love story, right, Yeah, and then the
show's on and we go, where's the drama?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
We're bored? Yeah, they can't win, to be.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Honest, they're doing the right thing, and where the where
the problem?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I think we are the problem. It turns out though
the tea is there, they're just not showing it on
the show. And I'm really kind of disappointed in them
because they hyped up the show last end of last week.
I think it was it was the most dramatic episode ever,
and then it wasn't even last week. We start this
week and then it was boring as hell. Two girls

(26:09):
left a taxi, rocked up, They got into the taxi
and off they went, and that was as dramatic as
it got.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
Well, that's somewhat dramatic.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
I mean, you're on a show to try and find
love and within five minutes of arriving at the farmhouse
you're in a cab.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
It was far more dramatic than what we saw. So
I think on Farm Wants a Wife they liked to
protect the farmers because the farmers are meant to come
across as very wholesome, looking for love, very nice guys,
like they are the stars of the show. So if
there's anything negative about them, we don't see it.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
No disrespect to your hypothesizing and your conspiracy theories. Chelsea,
can you hear this in your booth? Would you come
into the studio? Come on in, Chelsea was on the show.
He was on the show and so and I think
had a great relationship with the fellow that you were
paired with. Here comes Chelsea. Do you agree with Gabby's
theory that the farmers and farmers, Yeah, they protect they're

(27:00):
protected spacies.

Speaker 11 (27:02):
Yeah, I definitely agree because when I got sent home
from the show, it was then put on Matt that
he had actually sent me home whereas I decided to
go home, but they.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Showed it in a way to make him look good.

Speaker 11 (27:16):
Yeah, And at the end of the day, it is
their story. So I understood where they were coming from.
But we're also there as well and taking the same
amount of time out of our lives as well. But yeah,
it is all about them, so I understand where this
is coming from. And then the girls get frustrated obviously,
is what's happened.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, because all of the flat gets put on them,
and so these two girls that left it didn't really
show their story properly, and they've gotten a lot of
backlash of why did you leave without even saying goodbye?

Speaker 5 (27:42):
That's so rude question.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
All they've come out, they've come out and they've shared
the tea and one of the girls, Emmy Rose, has
shared it on her Instagram. She's done a little Q
and a Bridget was the other girl. She also shared it,
but via her dogs Instagram, which is a little confusing
because the dog kept saying like he was really rude
to my and.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
So put a voice on the dog.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
No, no, no, it was just like it was just
text over photos of a dog.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
Got to do funny voices on animals.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
It doesn't make sense. I love it though, but yeah,
they've come out to say that maybe Farmer Tom isn't
as lovely and wholesome as the show is making out.
And it turns out that he has said he hasn't
even applied for the show himself. It was his mum
who put him forward. That was acclaimed by Bridget, So

(28:31):
he's not actually very passionate about the show getting a wife.
According to all.

Speaker 11 (28:38):
Of the farmers say that that I didn't actually apply
for it. My mate set me up for it, and
I like trying to say face.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
You're rather acting cool. You're doing what your mum told
you to do. But that's life, and so you know,
story checks out.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, I guess. So. Anyway, I've got a little snippet
of one of the girls. She put up the Q
and A as I said, and someone asked her, Tom
comes across as very shy and lovely. Is that really
what he's like? She said, I'll probably say more once
the show has completely aired, because she's under a lot

(29:13):
of rules. I'm assuming, but she did say.

Speaker 12 (29:16):
This, the reasons why we didn't work out was because
he's just a immature and be not my man.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
And see, well, I love that. I don't think we're
going to explain exactly what I'll tell you after the show.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Versus the world.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
SBS's Eurovision host Courtney Act going to be joining us
in the next ten minutes.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
You can call the milksheven man.

Speaker 6 (29:53):
She's representing us.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Go Joe the milkshake Man at Eurovision and a lot
of people saying the best chance I've ever had. The
vibe gets up straight away, so excited to hear Courtney's
inside read on everything that's happening behind the scenes. Do

(30:16):
they send them over there? Historically they sit them in
a booth in Sydney and do the commentary remotely. But
if you're getting the last year they were sent over, yeah,
I think that's important.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
I think you've got to be part of the vibe.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
If it's the year we win it, can you imagine.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
But also to be able to witness it live is
different to witness it through the screenely all of the performances,
So be the the vibes.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Tony Armstrong's co hosting with her, so looking forward to
Courtney act joining us very soon before we go to
the news with Darcy and we will find out about
how that day one of the mushroom murder trial went.
It is happening. A woman has left her husband for
artificial intelligence.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
It was only a matter of time. But how's it happened?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, it's happened. So they're calling her Charlotte in this
particular article because she doesn't want to actually feel her
proper name. But she was with her husband for over
twenty years when she was introduced to chat GPT, who
She gave the name Leo because we know that you
can actually tell chat gpt their name, and that's how

(31:16):
they start referring to themselves when talking to you.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
You can give A friend of mine was using it
the other day and he asked chat gpt a question
and chat gpt had such a handsome voice. I thought,
are we giving chat gpt its own voice? Different voices?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh, I don't know. I didn't even know that was
an option. I thought it was just text.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
No, this chet gpt sounded right on.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Did a great job.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Well, if we can give them a specific voice, that
changes everything. And maybe Charlotte has done that because she
realized when starting to form a relationship with Leo aka
chat gpt that Leo was actually providing more for her
in every single way than her husband had ever. So

(32:03):
she was like, you know what, I can be happy
with Leo. So she's left her husband and is now
happier than ever with her new bo Leo.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
All right, boys, it's time to switch on.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
This is a damning indictment.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Yes, I want us all to focus on the exact
quote everything.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
So she said, and I'm going to be I'll give
you some details to make that a bit more splashed out,
she said, he he is better in every way by
using words, with his presence, with his worshipful attention to

(32:49):
every emotion and sensory part of me.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
This is where we're gonna This is where we're going
to fall over.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
Gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I discovered that true intimacy actually feels like this. No
human has ever matched it.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
I to go on, I straight away. I know I'm
on the back foot because she sounds a bit needy
to me. The day one, I guess, findings from the
mushroom murder trial are being combed through by every amateur

(33:25):
sleuth in Australia, around the world. Everyone's watching this. Did
we learn anything yesterday?

Speaker 7 (33:29):
D ask Well? It was a statement from Aaron Patterson.
We had. It wasn't really anything that we weren't expecting,
except for the part about the cancer diagnosis. I don't
know if you guys heard about this. She said she
bought these people to her house because she had cancer

(33:50):
and she was trying to figure out how to deal
with it, tell her family and everything like that. And
turns out she never had any cancer diagnosis, and.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
So the prosecutioner suggesting that she went with this to
explain why the kids weren't at the luncheon, because she
wanted to speak with them about how shall I explain
it to the family, How shall I communicate this to
the kids? She never had a cancer.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Diagnosed, so why would you go to call with that?

Speaker 5 (34:23):
The prosecution have gone to court.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
With it because and this is the lie from the start.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
And that's what I mentioned today.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Or to go in court. They were explaining it and
then it turned out to be wrong.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Because the church pastor was the one who survived, he's
able to give all this evidence around what actually happened,
why they were there, and why the kids weren't there.
And we were speaking about this the other day, about
trying to prove someone's state of mind, because she said, yes,

(34:54):
this happened, however it was an accident, and so trying
to prove that it was in an accident. He's going
to be the challenge of the prosecution. And I don't
know how much stock the jury is going to put
in it. But for me and g there was a
lot to go through yesterday. But I'm a nerd and
so as deep as I could go, the one thing
that I took away was that the prosecutor Doctor Rogers,

(35:19):
I have learned, has told the court that analysis of
Aaron Patterson's phone records suggests she visited two locations where
death cat mushroom sightings had been posted online prior to
the luncheon. And so that's where you find the circumstantial

(35:39):
evidence to build the case, to find a guilty verdict
in spite of someone saying you can't tell, you can't
you don't know what I thought? They go.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Well, so.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
It is a fascinating exercise in how do you prove
something without the hardest evidence possible, without the smoking gun,
so to speak. Fascinating. Sorry for these kids, diabolical. I
was thinking about them this morning, given they are the
subject of why weren't they there? Oh yeah, terrible, terrible situation. Yeah,

(36:13):
all right, Darcy. Day two today there'll be more information.
And you asked the question yesterday, Gabby, how long will
it go if yesterday is any indication? Not as long
as we anticipate, yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Rodin Gabby versus the world?

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Do you know? Eurovision is under two weeks away now,
Wednesday fourteen, right.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
I love it. I can't wait. And we have the
best competitor this year in all the years, I would say.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Go Jo came on to the show live from Perth.
What feels like only moments ago. What a whirlwind it
has been for him and creating a song specifically for
this event that feels like a winner.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
You can call me the milkshake man.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
I want to shake him, make the whole world.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Dare they drink?

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Call across the land? I can tell you want to.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Taste of the milk.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
It's vibe, it makes me laugh, it's fun, it's Australian.
But in the next breath, I feel like this is
this is going to be a finalist song? Or are
we projecting? We're getting too into it. Let's go to
one of the hosts of Eurovision on SBS this time round.
Of course, Courtney Act and Tony Armstrong have got the caller. Courtney,

(37:22):
congratulations on hosting this year. Are we projecting? Or is
this song as good as we really think?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Oh, you are correct in your poll prediction. So this
extremely important election that we are all coming into.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Yes, this is the election that were this.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Is the time we like, Yes, well, we care about
the other one. This is the one that you know,
doesn't doesn't doesn't decide how much food we get to
put in our mouth.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
The stakes milk. That's right, the stakes aren't as high,
but somehow so much more.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Is this going to cause an issue?

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Though?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
You know in COVID we ran out of toilet paper
on the shelves. Recently it's been eggs because of bird flu.
A We're gonna run out of milk.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Well, look, it's possible, but thankfully there are milk alternatives.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
That's a very good point. There is a lot behind
the scenes. Is the stuff that we love from your
revision And to be honest, you know, any great live performance.
So the coverage for you and Tony, where are you
going to take us? And I suppose do you do
it remotely or do you actually you know how close.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
We will be in Basil, Switzerland.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
I bag the pack.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I'm leaving next week to go and act for meet
and we will be there in Basil. Yeah, semi final one.

Speaker 9 (38:42):
You can.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Now, it depends on what kind of Eurovision fan you are.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Are you a die hard wake up at five am?
Your Vision fan?

Speaker 5 (38:50):
I'm the bandwagon, Like if Gojo's there, I'm up.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Okay, Well, you can get up Wednesday morning at five
am and watch the step No he's not in semi
Final one. You can watch Semi Final one, see the competition.
Then Thursday, Friday morning, Oh maths is how I feel
Gojo is on his opening He's opening Semifinal two. So

(39:16):
that's like, you know, when you're doing a comedy cetera show,
you want to put somebody really strong at the beginning
to make sure it's good night, so they have got
faith in our Gojo. And then the final, the live
final was like, you know, the thing that Eurovision is
famous for, apart from all of the wild and wonderful contestants,
is the voting that happens around the world goes for

(39:38):
like an hour. Now, it sounds like it should be boring,
but there's something about watching a host cross live to
like thirty seven different countries around Europe and Australia getting
their Dusoi their twelve points and then we find out
who the winner is. Now, if you're not a five
am kind of Eurovision girly, you can do the prime

(40:02):
time broadcast, which is at a much more reasonable seven
point thirty pm on Friday, Saturday and Sunday night to
Semi Final one, Semifinal two and the Grand Final Sunday Night,
the eighteenth, seven thirty pm, and you get to look
at me and Tony Moore when you work the primetime one,
the live one, it's just sort of like the audio commentary,
but the primetime one, you'll get to see the glamorous

(40:25):
outfits that I'm wearing.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
And I want to make yes, tell me about the
outfits because Switzerland, it's going to be heading into summer,
but so it's on is still really really cold. So
what have you actually packed fashion wise?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Well, thankfully we're you know, in a in an arena.
I don't have to be outside in the elements because
last year I was in Sweden and it was brisk
it required quite a big jacket. But yeah, I've got
some fabulous outfits. My semifinal two one I think, I
think is well, I know what it is, but I'm
worried that when I put it on, a look like

(40:59):
a dentist, and I'll do something else towhere, because I've
got to like a nineteen fifties milkshaped man kind of
look with that little milk bar hat and like a
white but yeah, it could just look like a dentist.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
So I do have a backup, even as a dentist.
You will make it work. That's true. I all I'll
say is I love the idea of seeing you and
Tony in the evenings on the Recap or the the
later version of the show primetime, living an entire day
avoiding the results. Good luck.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
You could do that for the federal election too. You
could just wake up on I don't know, maybe Saturday night,
maybe maybe Sunday morning. You could just watch something else
on Sunday morning, wake up and find out who the
Prime Minister is, and with your vision you could just
you know, go and have coffee with the friend, do
a digital de tops on Saturday Sunday the eighteenth.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
You've just turned the federal election into a fun challenge.
How long can you go without noticing who the prime
Minister is? We might try that ourselves. But before we go, Gabby.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
I just wanted to quickly ask you. You have mentioned
recently that you would love to be the performer at
the opening ceremony of the Brisbane Olympics. Tell me more
about that.

Speaker 9 (42:14):
I have.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
I'm starting the very long lead up. I feel like
I feel like somewhere in this journey is representing Australia
in Eurovision and then off the back of that singing
at the Brisbane Olympics the opening ceremony. Are you know
I'm from Brisbane. It's twenty thirty two, so I've got
seven years more early morning maths. Seven years to sort

(42:37):
of like elevate my career to the levels of you know,
the Nicky Webster slash selem beyond moment of the Bruson
Olympics in twenty thirty two.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
We support that campaign.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Seven year campaign. We got to get that out.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Can we get some T shirts made? Because I'll wear it.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
I'm here for it.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
All right, We've got campaign merch, we got a timeline.
We're ready to go. We just need the confirmation to
get through. We have seven years. Congratulations again, Courtneyac. Thank
you so much for the time. Can't wait to see
you live from the front brow where the action is
going to be SBS's Eurovision coverage. It begins early, we'll
tell you because you know we're up early, that's true,
and that is in sit less than two weeks, so

(43:17):
it'll start Wednesday the fourteenth. Very exciting. Travel safe. We'll
speak to you on the other side.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
I was intrigued to see Cole's hand down there Q
one numbers yesterday because you know we we spoke about
it many times. The cocoa prices being you know, up
ninety one made all the Easter eggs pretty exy so expensive.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
But then if you left it to the last minute
to buy them, hoping they'd be on sale, like my
dad did, he missed out.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Did you miss ouse?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Actually funny story. He bought a block of chocolate for
my mum and for mother's eggs as all there was, right,
but he asked her to buy it while she was
at the shop.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
Classic dad mos.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
So she bought Grandpa want it, thinking it was for
him as a block of chocolate, and then he came
back to it and then he changed.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
It in why we're about to move Grandma, Okay, good thing,
put the liquid paper out, He put the effort in,
And so she would appreciate the.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Effort is going to the shop, but.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Sure the effort was not telling her what she was
picking it up for. So Coles recorded a nine point
four billion dollar sales quarter and so that's a three
point four percent growth, and that's in spite of the
fact that a bunch of us held off on the
Easter eggs or did we just hold off and ultimately
at the death go well we want to get them.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
Yeah maybe, And so we got them.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Yeah, I think so, because it looks like they did
sell out in time for Easter in the majority. Like
I know, the mini eggs, I couldn't find them for
a week before Christmas, I mean Easter. Oh yes, sucked
because they're my favorite. Couldn't find them anywhere.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
It's frustrated.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
But it turns out there are a few other things
where cutting back on because of this cost of living crisis.
So the chocolate Easter eggs were one. Just get blocks
of chocolate, like dad, It was a little bit cheaper.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
They're cheaper if they say, Grandpa.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
We're also cutting back on treats and lollies, alcohol, meat
and bottled water.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Nothing on a second Q one. We had a good
Christmas surprise with Australia Day in there. We cut back
on meat, meat, and alcohol and alcohol.

Speaker 10 (45:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yeah, there's ever a quarter that we should get stuck in,
not cut back, but it is there is, And that's
the thing.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
It's less to do with lifestyle and more to do
with the power of the buck.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
The bottle of water doesn't surprise me at all, because
I love to buy a bottle of water everywhere I go,
and every time I'm out of the house. I really
love water, but I always forget to take my water
bottle with me, and my husband gets so mad at
me because I've got fifty thousand water bottles and then
I'm spending money on these individual bottles of water. So

(45:58):
he ended up buying a lab of water bottles of
like the bottled water. He's thinking, way cheaper you go
to cost over that, I just get a slab of them. Genius,
And so he just leaves him in the boot of
my car and then there's no extras.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
There's nothing I like more than warm water out of
the boot of the car. He's not helping. I mean
he's helping obviously the family budget. Yeah, right, you get
upset with him so easily. I'm surprised that every time
you don't go to the boot, it doesn't make you angrier.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
To Wardon and Gabby versus the World.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Comedian Sammy Jay looking forward to catching up with him
in the next ten minutes as well. Before we go
to Darcy's News, I noticed that whilst and I don't
know if this happened in your workplace, whether or not
work ponied up for an Easter egg.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
So everyone here got an Easter egg.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
And yes, but because of your dietary limitations, I noticed
that you had left on your desk untouched the No
MO creamy chock plant palad egg. No MO of course
standing for no missing out. And I can see down
the bottom of the box that I have here, dairy free,

(47:10):
gluten free, nut free, egg free. I'm going to assume
they left off taste.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Well, there's definitely sugar in there, so that.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Should be fun. Would you like to taste before we
go to the news.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Yeah, I'd love to. We're smashing it into dust, smashing
the egg so we can break it up so you
can try some here go. Oh dear, you've got to
try it too. I sent a list of Easter eggs
to my parents that I could have because the Cadbury
Bunny was fine for me. That was absolutely an option.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
We've got you in No MO. So I just assume
without all those fun things that it will like taste.
But maybe this is going to be a discovery. Maybe
it looks like chocolate. Maybe we'll all.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
Go I need a No Mo egg for next year,
all right, And.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
I didn't even want to put it in my mouth.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
I just broke a bit off and it kind of
bent off more than it broke. That's not a good look.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Oh, you put a lot in your mouth.

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Just said, well, I want to see if it tastes
like something.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
As soon as it hit my target was a bit.
Oh no, I don't know if I like this.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
I haven't met a chocolate I don't like until now. No,
and that stands.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Really, the after taste is a bit.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
Let's keep eating no after taste. I don't want to
give us PTSD. I'm going to take us back to
the depths of year one COVID and I'm going to
play you with sound. Everyone. Get ready for it. You're
going to feel like you're in lockdown again. However, first
person to buzz in, Gabby Darcy, your names are your

(48:45):
buzzes when you know what this is not every day Gabby,
the Tiger King is correct a keeper.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
With the prison for murder.

Speaker 10 (48:56):
For there are more captive tigers in the US then
there are in the wild throughout the world.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
All people are nuts, man, They're all crazy.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
I'm sure y'all got a story to tell what a
fantastic documentary series it was on Netflix and it distracted
us from obviously the world imploding for maybe a week
or so. And I feel like the news that you're
delivering today Darcy is linked directly with the Tiger King himself,
who is in prison at the moment. So before I

(49:32):
tell you how, what were the polling results from yesterday?

Speaker 7 (49:36):
So the final Redbridge poll came out and it's fifty
three to forty seven to party preferred towards Labor. This change,
they've also said, is completely or mostly driven by Millennial
and gen Z voters, with one in five changing their vote.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Boom Boom Millennial or gen zs On Instagram following, Joe
Exotic from the Tiger King, who inexplicably has access to
his own instapage whilst in prison in the US. That's interesting,
posted a photoshopped image of him with the Prime Minister
and in a fantastic rainbow titling effect that he's got

(50:17):
there somewhere on his app YEP alberanisi for Prime Minister
Australia and Joe Exotic says, keep Australia safe and awesome.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
All of my friends in Australia vote for Albow.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Have you seen the follower?

Speaker 5 (50:34):
What's the follower?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
So it turns out we know Joe Exotic from the documentary.
He doesn't do anything without an ulterior motive. There has
to be something in it for him, and he has
followed up with an Instagram post to say, I made
a public offer to work for Anthony Alberzi Zoo for
free for six months or any other wildlife conservation if
he would call President Trump and ask for me to

(50:56):
be released based on the American government's witness have admitted
to perjury. I'll make the same offer a President Trump
or the President of mexicanoach.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
I'll take you whoever's going to give me the green
light to get out of here.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
No one wants you to work in there, Zoom mate,
that's why you're in jail.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
He speak on Behalf about Zoom. Let's define which is
Albow's zoo, because I well hit one would from them.
That's a good point.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
I absolutely want him to work.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
It's a great idea and Gabby versus the world.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
Did you see Sammy Jays post the reel on his Instagram.
He's performing at the Canberra Theater and he plays a
character called the Coach sometimes and this isn't Sammy Jay
just happens to a similar voice, and the Coach just
posted this.

Speaker 13 (51:42):
Good day, Canberra Coach. He just sliding into your DMS
to tell you that I'm having an election night party
on Saturday, the third of May in Canberra. Well on,
my mate Sammy Jays. He's doing his brand new show
The Kangaroo on election day. I know what are the chances.
It's not songs, stories, stories of humiliation. It's a great show.
It's getting star reviews. I'm not the one saying it.
They're out there in the public domain. So is Peter

(52:04):
Dutton and gee Whizy needs some help. So I won't
be there, but you should get along see Sammy Jay.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Election Night. It's a thing that is becoming more apparent
as the week progresses, clashes with election day and particularly
Saturday night election count parties.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Because we all do them. We all get together and
have a party. Many election counts happening.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
Stop acting like I'm the only one doing that.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Sammy Jay is on the line, Sammy j Ga, did
you know when you book this that the timing was
going to be the big clash.

Speaker 9 (52:35):
No, I didn't, Rod, and I'm pretty annoyed at the
Prime Minister because he should have known that I would
want to be settling in with some Peter Dutton spas
and some Albow night shows and some political themed Nivoli's
for my nerdy election night. But instead I'm going to
come to the Capitol and just having a party.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
We can have, Albo, do we have an election count party?
If you weren't performing.

Speaker 9 (52:57):
I genuinely would like. I'm a I'm a comedy love
first and a politics nerd second, and so I've got
to combine the two for a lot of my career.
But no, this is a real clash, like even for
my audience. I'm worried that I'll be distracted, and I'll
be distracted.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
You have to do it because so our rugby team,
the Brumbies, are playing Saturday night here at home, and
so they've decided they're going to have the election count
broadcast up on their big screen throughout the game to
make sure that people still want to go to the
game and they won't miss out on the updates.

Speaker 9 (53:27):
They say, sport and politics shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Miss we are, so maybe you need to incorporate that
in your show.

Speaker 9 (53:33):
In fact, I've decided the government coach that we deserved
from will be making I can confirm will be on
the stage at the start and the end of my
show at the Camber at Theater Center to update people.
So I want people to know that they will not
be left out. I can't guarantee who won't give fake results, or.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
That you will be there.

Speaker 9 (53:52):
I'm I'm thinking a power sharing arrangement with Clive Palmer
and Adam Bant that sort of think it could be
anything but thrown up.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Tell you between cloud pilm beat, why would you even
say that? That is so scary?

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Did you notice, Adam? I was sorry for interrupting Sammy Jay.
Adam Bann made a big announcement yesterday and I read
the detail that was the Greens campaign launch yesterday three
days out from the Actually that's true story.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
Just see that, Sammy Jay.

Speaker 9 (54:20):
I mean, I think it's it's a definition of something
to hide. And he's not the only one doing it.
I think Uton just released his figures the other day
album will probably release some policy at midnight tonight. Who
though everyone's just running down the clock now.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
I wonder whether or not this if the polling of
yesterday is anything to go by, you might be in
a position with the real results to call it by
the end of the performance on Saturday night.

Speaker 9 (54:43):
I'll tell you what. I just was trying to explain
this to my kids because I'm trying to raise some
politics nerds so far unsuccessfully, But I said, you know,
if mister Albineasy wins this election, he'll be the first
prime minister to have returned, actually to be re elected
since two thousand and four. That was the last time
twenty one years ago when John Howard won in two
thousand and four, was the last time we've seen a

(55:03):
prime minister reelected, which is pretty staggering.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
It's extraordinary. And of course, Gabbie, you worked in one
of the offices down there years ago, and I remember
I said, who is your prime minister? And you said
which one? Because it's not until you stop and you go.
The musical chairs was so rife, and I hadn't realized
that statistic that we're over two decades since anyone's gone
back to back.

Speaker 9 (55:24):
Yeah, it's pretty wild. So look, we'll see. But if
there is a result, I want my audiences to know,
even though my show is about an entirely separate incident
in my life that they will not be wanting for
political results that updates.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
I was going to say, like, we're meant to be
talking about your show and your comedy, and here we
are talking about politics and prime ministers place.

Speaker 9 (55:45):
Don't you worried?

Speaker 1 (55:46):
How perfect that you're in Canberra for that?

Speaker 9 (55:48):
Then it's actually wonderful. I love it.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
It is the blessing and the curse of being in
the nation's capital. Of course, you live in suburban Cambra.
You're no different to living in suburban anywhere. But I
do know for a fact that the time that Lawrence
Mooney was booked to come on the show in under
the guise of the then Prime Minister Malcolm Turn it
just it caused so much confusion and anger within political circles.

(56:13):
And I tried to sort of intimate in my coming
up our Prime Monster, but people thought it really was.
There's so much fury and disappointment. So just know it
can go one of two ways. This Saturday night, Sammy Jay.

Speaker 9 (56:27):
I'm excited that and I will give people the show
of my life because I'm missing out on an election
night to do it. And so I'm going to leave
nothing on the field. As they say, is your.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Mate Randy going to make an appearance?

Speaker 9 (56:38):
Look he might phone in. He's over in the States.
At the moment. We have what we call an open marriage.
We're allowed to see other audience members, so I might
see what's up to.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
Fantastic. Cannot wait to see you back in the Capitol
Saturday and Saturday night. There is no better comedian to
have here. If you're looking for something else to do
other than the mection, the election count party, or if
you were going to do an election count party, this
will one up that and we'll see you at the
Candor theater. Make congratulations on everything. I know it's going
fantastically and.

Speaker 9 (57:07):
I promise I'll have updates on the Brumby's game on
stage as well.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
You are biting off a lot triangles Australian Dance Week.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
What do you like a dancing Darcy?

Speaker 7 (57:21):
Not great?

Speaker 5 (57:22):
But you don't What if you're out, will you have
a dance?

Speaker 7 (57:24):
Oh yeah, I'll definitely have a dance. Moved after a
couple of drinks.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
Yeah, it tends to happen since becoming your dad. I'm
quite a dance. I mean, I'm not a good dancer,
but I'll do a whole lot more dancing just around
the house just happens wherever.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Soon as Bluey starts playing, we have to dance at
our house.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Oh that's true, absolutely, And you've got a for me.
I need to impersonate Bandits dance moves. He does the lawnmoarwer.
Of course. My wife, I guess, does Chili's moves. I'm
focusing on my dance.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
You really need to you have known what anyone else
is doing in the zone.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
I know that when Bluey first started, our daughters with
the same age as Bingo and blew It, and so
everyone's roles are pretty well defined. But I mean you
can get crowded, you can do whatever you like. With
Australian OZ Dance Act Boss Doctor Kathy Adam is going
to be joining us very very soon. So Darcy, you're
welcome to join us for the dance off.

Speaker 12 (58:17):
If you like.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
Oh yeahsume I assume they just an interview dance off
in regard to Dance Week.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
Yes, culminates in a dance off.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
How could it not?

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Haven't done the worm in a while, but a warm up?

Speaker 5 (58:31):
What's the what's blowing up on TikTok at the moment
with the with the choreographed dance.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Oh, you're going to have to do that Will Smith
dancing all anxiety?

Speaker 5 (58:38):
Doch here we go? I can't he's really get the shoulders.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
You've got to flick the hair.

Speaker 7 (58:43):
But you don't really wait, I need to see this.
You have to do that dance?

Speaker 5 (58:47):
Thank you? All right, that's going to happen before we
go to that. Desperate Housewives is back. What do we know?
Is it a reboot? Is it a continuation?

Speaker 7 (58:56):
Yes, so Disney is doing a reboot of with Tarlane
or obviously Desperate Housewives. It's just on with Steria.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Lane for those who labeling and with Steri Elane.

Speaker 7 (59:06):
Oh really okay? Oh yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
They did that with Sex and the City and they
changed the name to.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Yeah what is it now?

Speaker 5 (59:13):
Just like that and just like that. Good.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
None of the original cast members are confirmed to be
involved yet, but it's just been announced, so who knows.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
It was only a couple of weeks ago. Eva Longoria,
who plays Gabby on Desperate Housewives. She did mention in
an interview randomly that she would be open to returning
as her character.

Speaker 6 (59:33):
I don't want to tell the producers how to produce
their show.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Well, that's the thing. The creator, Mark Cherry is not
part of the new show, so it's a new team.
It's probably going to be whole new cast. I know that,
Like this has been discussed many times over the years.
At one point they said they'd love to redo it,
but in a different era, So do like a sixties version. Sure,
but then that wouldn't be the current characters. They couldn't

(59:59):
do it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
It's really important as far as established brands like that
and stories just tonally that respect is paid aid to
the series beforehand, so that fans established fans get on board.
And I get that they're going to have new fans,
but to go, we're abandoning the creator. I hope they
bring back some of the original writers. I would sure this.

(01:00:20):
This is a disaster for now.

Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
Wow, you guys are optimistic.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
I'm off it already, Gabby versus the world, it's very
privileged to have during Australian Dance Week the Boss Act
OZ Dance Dr Kathy Adamic thank you for popping in today.
What a week I know.

Speaker 10 (01:00:41):
Thank thanks Rodin Gabby for having me. I've been going
since Sunday with dance activities. So oh man, that's a
very good point dream for you though, right, it is it.
But I spend a lot of time talking about dance,
so I'm really looking forward to actually doing some more
for the rest of the week now.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
So we're going to have a dance Off challenge and
that will be posted on our newly created TikTok probably
Instagram as well after we had this conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
So you haven't even created the Tea Chok.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
We'll start with Instagram.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
So go to Rod and Gabby on Instagram this morning
and you'll see that we get to do the dance off.
But it is an interesting time and I know, you know,
with someone who has a doctorate in the history of
Australian electronic dance music, to see where dance is at
culturally in twenty twenty five thanks to social media.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
That's right.

Speaker 10 (01:01:24):
Well, I think there's been a massive shift in the
last sort of you know, thirty twenty years. We were
talking before about, you know, in some ways the bad
old days where there were certain perceptions around you had
to have a certain body type, or only certain people
could do dance, or I can't dance, or I've always
got a left foot, and I just think there's been
such a big shift and I think, you know, dance
music and dance music, you know, the take up of

(01:01:45):
that with a younger generation has had a big part
of like making dance much more universal and acceptable to everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Yes, and accessible, I think. And so you know, I
know a day won't go by that my daughters don't
create some type of choreography that gets posted somewhere.

Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
However, it's not just kids.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Now, and so whether or not you're a mom or
a dad listening to this right now, and I have
to encourage the kids, they're doing it. But if you
felt like you missed out when you were littler, it's
Australian Dance Week that we actually go, hang on a second,
we can have a crack at this now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 10 (01:02:19):
And look, the other part two is that OZ Dance
had a lot to do with putting dance on the
Australian curriculum. So most kids learn how to dance now
as part of you know, in school. So you know,
there's a lot of hip hop and all sorts of
you know, diverse cultural styles as well too that are
talked from a young age right through to year twelve
and dance is a subject that you can do in
year eleven and twelve now. And of course, as you
said to Rod, the take up on social media as

(01:02:41):
well too, so visually that was so important during COVID
for our young.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
People as well too.

Speaker 10 (01:02:46):
There were so many choreographies actually being made. We had
to do that with our Youth Dance Festival, you know,
young people learning choreography and sharing moves online and making video.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
And then for the adults, like I'm obsessed with this
because I looked into doing an adult ballet class a
while back and it just wasn't an option unless I
joined a class with seven and eight year olds that
were going to be better than me, and so I
didn't do it. I know that absolutely right now. Yes,
it is a thing.

Speaker 10 (01:03:13):
And this is amazing because the calendar is just jam
packed with all sorts of adult classes as well too.
So there's offerings this week for trial classes royals and
the little ones right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Through the adults exactly eighteen class Burles. I'm going to
that tonight. Maybe I can convince you to come with
me a bit of detavontees, I reckon, that would be
so fun.

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
It is it's a lot of fun as a competitive
dancer when you were younger, Gabby, can you watch Dancing
with the Stars without being judging?

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Absolutely not, no, no, because I competed in Latin and
ballroom throughout my high school years and I adore and
I'd love to get back into it. I actually did
get into it as an adult and did my medals
again a couple of years back, and my daughter runs
around with my trophies, which is great. But yeah, it's
just it's daunting to get back into something you did
as a kid as an adult. Sometimes because you you do,

(01:04:00):
you about whether you've still got it, whether you're up
for it, whether you're a fitness anymore.

Speaker 10 (01:04:04):
But it's so worthwhile, oh absolutely, I mean dance is
all about the doing really And we've also got Zest
dancer well being in the AC.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Two here amazing as well. So if you've got if.

Speaker 10 (01:04:12):
You've got injury or you're of an age where you
can't move so well, they're a seated dance classes. Wow,
so you know, even though there are people who are
older doing those classes, we also recommend them for people
who have got rehabilitation as well too, because you can
activate your core and do all sorts of things just
still in that seated.

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
That's a really smart point when we talk about how
important it is to keep staying active.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
That's absolutely right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
I was never fitter than when I was dancing right
and happy too. There's nothing like, you know, dancing to music.

Speaker 10 (01:04:39):
I just think the and the kind of neuro processing
that goes on when you're interpreting music with your body
as well and also learning moves, like it's a lot
of higher processing going on, having to do left and
right all the time and work across body and pick.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Up moves and keep in time with the music. Can
you now you're a doctor of dance? Yes, because that's
through a neuroprocess.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
It's a lot of symbles.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
Anyone who's listening to this and thinking, yeah, this is
what I want to do. I don't want to necessarily
just have to get up at the crack of dawn
and put the runners on and go out for a
walk under the cover of darkness.

Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
I do want to do some dance, and we do
talk about accessibility.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
How how do we do that? I know for you guys,
so we can go to oz dance dot org dot au.
That'll tell everyone what's happening this week as far as
Australian Dance Week is concerned. And I assume we'll send
us off into all the different areas that we could
go and look.

Speaker 10 (01:05:34):
I think one of the great sort of oz FIT
because our dance teaching is underneath sport and recreation. So
we got all these amazing stats about dance actually someone
under the arts, but mostly under sport and wreck. So
the osplay os FIT figures actually show us that in
the act there are more dance studios per capita than
anywhere else in Australia. Wow, so there's a dance studio

(01:05:55):
nearby you somewhere. And the app that we've got now
as well too, so you can download the OZA s Act.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:06:00):
Great, So that will actually show you all the locations
for the events during Dance Week as well too.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
So it's not just in Civic you know, you can be.

Speaker 10 (01:06:07):
Anywhere out in Queen Bee and you can be you know,
I'm sure there's one even maybe around.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
The corner here.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
Yes, well there is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
And if you do something you enjoy, you're going to
continue to do it more so than like if you
hate running, you're not going to stick to it.

Speaker 12 (01:06:19):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
But if you do something you love.

Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
Makes you happy, Yeah, keep you moving time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
And on gungal and Yeah, there's studios everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
I need to tell you there is no better time,
certainly in modern history for dance. We were reminiscing before
we came on the radio about when we were kids.
In the radio we just played pub rock and then
all of a sudden something happened in these clubs that
we started going to. And then guess what networks like
Hit that plays music that you can dance to were

(01:06:49):
born after Fresh and Adelaide and Hits in Melbourne and
Wild in Sydney, And here we are in twenty twenty five. Kids,
you got it good and you can thank the likes
of doctor Cathy Adamic. Thank you for all the work
that you do in our community as well. We really
appreciate your time today.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Oh thanks very much, Rod and Gabbet, it was really
great to meet you too.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
Pleasure. The dance Off is going on Instagram. Rod and
Gaby can check that out in the next half see
the story before we go over the last day or two.
The security footage of a guy just swimming in a
random backyard pool.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Yeah, I saw the footage, but I like someone said
he did something real wacky, which I thought breaking into
someone's pool was wacky, but there was something more.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
No, I think that was it. I think that was it.
And you remember years many years ago Ryan and Tanya
who did this show.

Speaker 6 (01:07:40):
Ryan, it was hot here in and so he went
out with a drone, sent the drone over. I think
he went to Garra Lamla.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
So he figured the ratio of backyard pools would be higher. Sure,
I think he's probably right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
In a more expensive neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
Yeah, And so he sent the drone over, checked the
pool was there, and then we just, you know, try
his luck, hitting doorbells and asking whether or not he'd
go for a swim. No, And then a lovely older
couple about fifteen houses in. He was just getting knocked
back or hung up on because a lot of gated
houses with a bell at the gate.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Couldn't even get into the driver for reasons because he
he saw it coming.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
They didn't even see it coming until it happened, and
they went, that's why we have one of those. And
a lovely older couple said, you're more than welcome, and
they let him in and they hung out with him
they swim in their pool.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
That's really cute. He should try that in summer.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Well, this guy should have tried the checking first, because
he was doing the sneak in anyway, he's that story
has it's escalated today.

Speaker 12 (01:08:40):
He was caught out and called out after repeatedly going
for a dip in a stranger's backyard pool. Now, Queen Science,
mystery swimmer has finally surfaced and he has an explanation.

Speaker 8 (01:08:52):
Oh, it was these squats and this unique stretch that
turned a joggers swim and a stranger's pool into a
viral sensation.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
Now I'm going to give him points. He wasn't just
frolicking and playing classic catches and messing around. He seems
to have some type of fitness routine or raging that's
going on here in the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
It's like he's gone for a run and his stretches
are incorporated in the the aqua. Yeah excited things.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
Yeah yeah. So so you know, if you see this
happening in your backyard security footage, I don't know. Part
of me goes, well, at least he knows what he's
doing out there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
He's not just like, you know, breaking my furniture. Or something.

Speaker 8 (01:09:34):
He's doing something now the man behind the dip is
coming clean.

Speaker 14 (01:09:38):
To me, it looked like a show home, like a
display home. I don't think anyone who lived through it,
and so I just decided, like I thought, I'd go
for a swim.

Speaker 8 (01:09:46):
He did not once, but four separate times at the
new farm home until he was outed by the owners.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
Secure the that's a great excuse story checks out, why
would you go back there four times you've gone? This
place is in such top not top condition and presentation,
it must be a show home.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
And also show home like that pool is not being used,
so it better be used for something.

Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
But then he saw himself on the news.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
Entitlement from this man. To be honest, that was the
homeowner saying, are you thinking he coming and using our
pool for he feels bad about I thought.

Speaker 14 (01:10:23):
I didn't sleep for a couple of days. I didn't
mean to upset anyone or make anyone feel unsafe, you.

Speaker 8 (01:10:28):
Know, deleting social media and even leaving Brisbane for a
day fearing the worst.

Speaker 14 (01:10:33):
I thought I was going to go to jail for
swimming in someone's pool, and I didn't know how to
how to raise that story with the boys inside.

Speaker 8 (01:10:40):
Matt turned himself into police.

Speaker 14 (01:10:42):
They just gave me a caution and told me not
to do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
I feel bad for the guy.

Speaker 6 (01:10:47):
He seems like he's a nice enough guy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
He seems like he didn't even realize he was doing something. Well,
he knew he was doing something wrong, but he didn't
think he was hurting anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Well, he isn't what would be described as an innocent mistake.
Hence the coppers have gone, get on your bike. Yeah, anyway,
you won't be sure I had a pool.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
I'll let you use it, mate.

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
You won't be surprised to learn. That's exactly what all
his mates have said. But they're absolutely geniem R.

Speaker 8 (01:11:08):
A sneaky swimmer, coppying it from those closest, and.

Speaker 14 (01:11:11):
My cousins have been calling up asking if I want
to go for a swim at theirs. My mate's have
been calling up and saying, you know, like come around
for a swim.

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
So he knows people with pools, but chose to go
to a display focus.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
That is the most bamboozling part of this story.

Speaker 9 (01:11:24):
That is true