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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They came bounding over.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
What's a procedure?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
God, this is Roden, Gabby versus the world.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Get a good a, welcome to another day.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Hello Gabby, Hello, welcome back, Darcy, good morning. Get a
to you where you're joining us across the greatest city
in the world. Another fresh stars. Darcy came to me
yesterday afternoon, after you had left, Gabby, and after you
had left Produce a Chelsea and he came in and
he closed the door and he said, can I have
a word? I said, of course, you can't, Darcy. He said,

(00:39):
I think I can. I think I can do better.
I didn't know what it was in regard to You're
doing a fantastic job, he said, no.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
With kicking that footing, he said today yesterday.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
I actually felt like I needed redemption, almost destroying the desk.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
He came and saw me about that yesterday as well
a number of conversations.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
That's right, So let's do that now. If you're wondering
what we're talking about, you when with.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Us this time yesterday, every day this week at seven thirty,
an opportunity for a boundary line experience on the surface
of Manica for your kids, or if you're a kid.
Get ready, we're doing that at seven thirty every day.
Roden gabies kick it to.

Speaker 6 (01:22):
Win it and also quite past to see the giants
play the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Fantastic scarf, the beating, all that, and we were just
getting now out.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
We'll you know how it works at seven thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
But long story short, I need to kick a footy
and so the footy is here.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
It's a different color today. That happened when it dropped
into the bushes.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
What a revelation.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I kicked a red footie on the roof, A yellow
footy comes down. It didn't work like that, but that
ever happens when you kick a footy up there and
it knocks the other footy towns.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
It's not the one I put up.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
But I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
No, No, I've switched to the night ball because we
still don't we don't have sunrise yet.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
And bearing in mind that you know it's still dark
in the office.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I'm just trying to make increase our likelihood of success here, Darcy,
because kick to kick in the backyard there's a lot
of space space and back and forth.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
You dial yourself in. Yesterday we went out.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
It was one kick and what happened instinctively yesterday.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's not something that.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
You can learn. It's not a learned skill. It's something
that's nate. And when Darcy speared that footy into Biann's
desk and all his stuff exploded everywhere, we ran, you know,
And that wasn't a thing that I had to do
for a long time in my life, but it took
me back.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
It's like when you're a kid and you break that window.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Either are two different people, right, So there are guys
like Darcy and I. Right, we're nerds. Okay, I'm proud
of it. Sorry Darcy Okay, sucked in. Yeah, there's people
like Gabby bad girls. Right, So there's the nerds and
the bad girls.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
What was it?

Speaker 5 (02:58):
The bold old jam?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
No, the bomb correct us.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
And so when I kicked the footy on the roof
later on in yesterday's show, who was a person that said, Dad,
I don't worry about it, just leave it, And I said, no,
I need to go and get the footy.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
The bad girl was like whatever, just.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Walking acting like I literally destroyed half the offers into
his death.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Get nothing happens.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Explosive results anyway, It doesn't matter because today redemption arc.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Have you gone home and.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
You've been I've been practicing all have you really? I
actually did kick the footy yesterday. It was such a
beautiful day, a beautiful dad to make the most of it.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
All right, So before we get to the news.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
It's just disappointing because I have to sit here and
commentate it. I don't get to participate. I do want
to come, but I can't because there no one's on mic.
This is so sexist that the girls aren't involved in
the kicking. I better be kicking that ball tomorrow, all right.

(03:59):
Kate from the news MS just poked her head around
to have a little looxie too. Here we go. Oh,
good catch, good catch by Darcy. Not a great kick
by Rod. Here we go kicking the ball. Oh Darcy,
that was meant to be a redemption. I'm sorry, There
we go. That was better. He just needed a warm
up kick and then the second kick was better. Yeah, yeah, Oh,

(04:24):
this is a coincidence.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Peter Dutton did this yesterday as well.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Oh no, he was campaign heeps copying us, he does,
he does, and what a recipe for success.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
It's proving to be in the polls. He did.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
You see him get a hold of a footy yesterday
and do this yesterday Darcy.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Oh, I see him holding a footy, but I didn't
know what he did exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Only I don't know what he was doing.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
He was one of these campaign stops and we get
a hold of a footy and you just heard what happened.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
The caption says he suffered an embarrassing accident. So I
need to see.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
He was on the camp paying trail in Darwin.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Here he is, he's got the footy and he's kicking
it to somebody. Yes, and the guy from the media
team thinks it's hilarious, and he's hit a camera operator
And now the camera operator's head has butted open and
he is bleeding profusely because he.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Is holding the camera on his face and the ball hits.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Back into his head and the camo's.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Instruct if you're filming, you see it coming right.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's interesting?

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Or is like perception out?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, depth is out? Yeah, Well you're in a you're
in a black hole, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Like one eye is shut, the other eye is in
the viewfinder, and you trust that somebody is going to
take a specy even if it's over you.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Everyone just like goes oh, excellent. It's the fight or flight.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
People go oh and they lean back and then the
foot he cracks old mate in the in the in
the camera.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
They're cracked in the camera.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
So it's not up there with Scomo tackling that kid
when they were playing footy.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Years a couple of elections ago. That was legendary.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
That was really bad.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, but that was that was solid, was memorable.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Speaking of the election, Jeri Bombra's election promise of the
day today, Darcy.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yeah, so there's a playground in Jura Bombara. I am
not familiar with the area. David Maddeu Memorial Park getting
a one point six million dollar upgrade.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
That's that's a that's an upgrade for a.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Part, really big upgrade. So that's a federal promise.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, well, if you re elected, Well that's the seat
of ed Mini am I right, and so you would
expect labor or have it. But it's bounced around at
flip flops. It is the bell Weather seat after all,
so they do need to.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Lock it up.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
But you said yesterday is two hundred mill enough for
us to have our new convention center, And I was like,
we'll take it.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Easy.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
It's two in a mill. Now that I know it
costs one and a half mil to do a new playground,
you might have been right. I think we've lost track
of the value of a dollar.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
When it comes to government spending. Yes, one hundred. Sorry,
you could build a playground for a lot less than
a one point six million. I reckon the government card.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Here's my here's my promise to Jerre Bombra. You don't
even need to elect me. I'll build you the same
playground more or less for half three quarters of a mill.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
New playground built and installed by this guy.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
Oh, you're not a trade.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Absolutely not certificed.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Look, I will not be I will not be findable afterwards.
I will have left the country because I will have
three quarters of a million dollars. Anyway, that's my offer.
Thank you, Darcy. Great kicking of the footy today. Gabby's
turn tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yes, Rodin Gabby versus the world.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
We've moved on from Mass finished last night and our news.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
Show is Love Triangle some stand.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Are they on an island?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
No, well, I'm.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
Disappointed that it would be called love Island. I think
if they are on an island.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
You love Triangle Island yes, when they moved.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
When they move Deal or No Deal to the island,
And that's a real show in America. Deal or No
Deal Island.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
This kind of Survivor esque just fantastic.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
So what's love trying?

Speaker 6 (08:16):
So it's I've watched the first two seasons and then
I've gotn't really stand recently, so I haven't watched this
latest one, which only just dropped. What else is on
stand the Rugby Parents and watch it. They've got Foxtael
like they're the last people in the world that still
have Foxtael.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
No, the Rugby Union is only on Star.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Oh yeah, problem. I love Live Sport. I'm not much
of a TV sport kind of gal.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
No, that's a fair.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah, well it's a crazy point, but it's fair because
live is so much better, so much.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Better anyway, So this show is kind of like married
at first Sight, but you get the choice between two people.
And forgive me if I'm getting this slightly incorrect, because
all of the reality shows merge into one at some
point in your brain. But you've got the choice between
two different people. You pick one, you move in with them,
you live with them. Very similar to maths in that

(09:11):
you're living together straight away, but then the other person
that you didn't pick comes back into the equation halfway through,
and then you're all kind enter tating and it gets
really messy. So that's kind of where Love Triangles at.
So fast, so good, it's actually very entertaining. I remember
enjoying the first two seasons. But there's a guy on
this current season who we may recognize from Maths a

(09:34):
couple of seasons back. So Mike Gunner was the guy.
He was matched up with Heidi on Maths, who had
the beautiful, long, curly hairsh was very whimsical and gorgeous,
a radio gal.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
She's one of my first co hosts, and she's one
of the most genuine, if not the most genuine participant
in marrit At first Sight history.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
And those jerk producers set up with this guy with
this jerk.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
Well, he's a little reminder of what he was like
on Maths because this is this is actually the package
they used on Love Triangle to set up his character.
So you know it's not gonna go well for him
on this show either. Here it is I feel like I.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
Was born strong, Like I moved out of home when
I was still in high school, and stuff, and I
had to go and live in foster care, got government
house him and then lived by myself.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Look, I'm not your therapist. This isn't therapy. You're just
telling me.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
I think groups of women under pressure don't cope as
well as groups of men under pressure.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Oh yeah, that was just a couple of examples of
why he was the villain on his season of Maths.
It was quite horrible.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Look, you can edit things a certain way, and we've
heard from all these characters over the years about the
villain edits.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, and sometimes you just a dick.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
Sometimes you had to have said those things for them
to use them. Yeah, so no matter in what context
they were said, it's not nice anyway. They use that
to set up his character on Stans Love Triangle, and
then he went and caught up with the girl that
he's potentially going to be dating.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
They put that bit on Love Triangle.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Yeah, so you know he's not in for a smooth
ride for this. Either they're setting him up to be
the villain yet again or a redemption art, but I
highly do that. Anyway, He's met up with this girl
on the beach and they're having their first date and
they're just kind of getting to know each other with
an ice cream in hand, and it gets really cringey
because this guy he thinks is really famous, Like he

(11:36):
thinks he's Leonardo DiCaprio.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
He's infamous on his best day.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
Have a listen.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I was gonna ask you something.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
That's an odd question.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
If I remind you of anyone?

Speaker 5 (11:47):
No?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
None?

Speaker 4 (11:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Really?

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Are you supposed to remind me and someone? Do I
know you?

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
What i'd ask?

Speaker 6 (12:02):
No, you don't.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's good.

Speaker 8 (12:08):
Maybe she's keeping it for self.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Had to know.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Maybe because they've got a hat on.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Every take the hat off, she'll be like, oh, there
it is.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
You're not wearing a full face mask.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
Mate locks up as Batman. He's no wonder she had
recognized me.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
If you're dressed in a full head to toe Spider
Man costume. And can you imagine he was dressed as
Spider Man and he goes, do you recognize me?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
He still said no.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Then he would actually have a defense.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Brena Carpenter, who we played a few moments ago, and
of course, who we know from news. A week or
two ago, we covered the story of her maneuver with
a couple of her dancers.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
To form an Eiffel tower and tower. What a feat
of human ora gami?

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Yes, what human ara gami. That's a great way to
put her.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
It was so impressive.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
However, we learned that it was perhaps known by a
different name in a publication you may or may not
have heard of, called the Karma Sutra, and so people
then began to go ooh, what's going on here? Yeah,
but it was all part of the stage performance. You know,
she was in France when she performed the Eiffel.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Tower exactly, and she's done it again. She's been on
stage and she's simulated a different kind of maneuver. The
name of this move, I don't think it's got an
actual name, but it's it's two girls having a bit
of fun.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Girls just want to have fun. There it is.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
I was in stoff Home and people are freaking out.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Because she performed the girls just want to have fun. Yes.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
The quote is kids go to your show and people
are really upset that she's not being a good role
model for kids, for her, for her young fan. And
this is blowing my mind. This is like when the
movie ted came out and because it was a stuffed
Teddy bear, people thought it was appropriate to take their
kids to the movie, and it was the rudest movie

(14:12):
known to man. People were furious, like, look into it
a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Four, we don't have films with.

Speaker 9 (14:19):
R on the.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
And so when it comes to Sabrina Carpenter, Yeah, she
was a child star and she had young fans. Sure,
but she's now an adult and she's decided that she
wants to be her true self, and that is a
very confident young woman who is very comfortable in her sexuality,
and so she's probably got more of an adult audience. Now,
let's be honest.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Miley was subjected to similar analysis exactly.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Just because your child star doesn't mean you have to
cater to kids for the rest of your life.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Marianna the same thing exactly.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
So anyway, I have compiled a list of some of
Sabrina Carpenter's lyrics from her latest music, which proved she's
going for an adult audience. So if you think that
this is appropriate to send your kid to Concept.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
That's on you, right. So if you know the lyrics,
you know her songs, you then send your kid there.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
And then the Eiffel Tower is performed and then closely
followed by the girls just want to have fun and
you go, well, now this is a bridge too far.
That's another move, the harbor bridge. I don't even know
how I likes a bridge too far, A bridge too far?
The bridge too far sounds ambitious, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
But it's a challenge, you know. Oh, I'll perform the
bridge too far? Will you? Let's say, let's see.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
So here's one of her lyrics. I'm going to try
to read them out with a straight face.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
All right, well you're you're a poet.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
I'm a poet. Exactly. Here we go. He pins you
down on the carpet, makes paintings with his tongue.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
There you go. And that's that's from Taste.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
That's artistic her song Taste. This one's from good Graces,
Break my Heart and I where I'm moving on with
your favorite athlete?

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Well, we love sporting and she loves sport.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
Yeah, coincidence. This week you're holding space for her tongue
in your mouth.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yes, yes, Well that that shows commitment, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
It does because you're holding space.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Now, this is an espresso, which is what we just play.
My honeybee, come and get that pollen.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well, that's a terrific spread.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
That's another move in juno, she says, want to try
out my fuzzy pink handcuffs. Well, that's just that's part
of the bridge too far. Ah, and finally hold me
and explore me. I'm so beep and horny. It's pretty explicit.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I can't put any spin on that. That seems pretty
you know.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
And that's the one where you go, hmm, yeah, I
probably shouldn't say.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Versus the world?

Speaker 4 (17:01):
See how did the global stock exchanges copy yesterday after
the tariff disaster?

Speaker 5 (17:09):
I love the segue, but the tariffs of the stock exchange,
it's just tariff update going the stock exchanges like recovering,
I believe, But obviously it's just lost one hundred and
twelve billion dollars. They lost in the end yesterday.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
You forecast one hundred and twenty. So that's good. Yeah, yeah,
it's not as bad as forecast.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
And then so tariff wise, China did their retaliatory tariffs
as we've known, and they did thirty four percent against
the US, and now the US is saying if they
keep that, they'll put fifty percent on China, which then will.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Take China to one hundred and four percent. That's true.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
That's a disaster.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
We've been talking about Australia's involvement and it's virtually incidental
when compared to statistics like that. And I've been speaking
about beef, and I thought it would be fun, just
for a moment to give you Rod's Ossie Beef, interesting
information that I've discovered with my research. Okay, so okay,

(18:15):
So the Center, the Senator for Wyoming has called out Australia. Now,
Wyoming is where they produce a lot of the beef
in America, and so this Senator John Barrasso has said
that he's had a crack at us here. He says,
I appreciate what the President is doing on tariffs. Australia

(18:36):
has sold twenty nine billion dollars worth of beef in
the United States, and we haven't been able to sell
one Hamburger in Australia because of barriers. And he goes
iron he gets upset on Behart made you be well. Okay,
so first things first, I then had to look at
the defat numbers. We have sold not twenty nine billion

(19:00):
dollars worth of beef to the United States, we have
sold two billion dollars worth of beef to the United States,
which is still important, but there is a significant disparity
between twenty nine billion and two billion.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
But they don't let the facts down.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
It's twenty nine burger.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Patties or over a certain amount of years, like fifteen years?
Is that what he says.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Don't defend the wyoming.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Just try figure out the logic.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Okay. So here's an interesting thing.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
The Department of Agriculture has said US beef is not
banned from the US. But what is banned is beef
raised in Canada or Mexico then slaughtered in the US,
mixed up with the US beef, and then they want.

Speaker 6 (19:40):
To flog it to US, and they do live export
and they can't write. There's no visibility or where their
beef has been, all.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Right, So we just want the prime staff happy to
take you as America. I also learned that Australian beef
is leaner than US beef, and so a number of
the fast food come and he's over in America use
it to supplement the fattier US beef in their burgers
to lower the fat content, which is a condition of sale.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Yeah, I learned that to this morning, too, and.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
So the demand ain't gonna stop if they want to
sell their stuff. Legally, they need our lean beef, and
so you can carry on all you like. They have
to take ours, otherwise they won't be out, they'll go
to business. I won't be able to sell any of
their beef because it's too fat.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
Yeah, So Macas in the States pretty much only uses
Australian beef because our beef is raised on grass, which
makes it lean up. Their beef is on grains, which
makes it fattier. So Macas uses austrained beef. But they
could change the law over there and just allow fattier burgers,
and then they'd be able to use the American beef right.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Well, the prospector their president just changing the lord to
suit the situation seems very far fetched.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
My sarcasm knows.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
No, he does love a maccus burger though, so I
don't think he's gonna want to change the rest of it.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
It's a great point carry on as industry. Ed Sheeran
and Elton John buddies, right.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
Yeah, they've been friends for about fifteen years. They've given
each other birthday gifts Christmas like they're they're quite close
but for some reason, Elton John either refuses to pronounce
Ed Sheeran's name correctly or just keeps forgetting how to
pronounce it. It's like that awkward moment like someone it

(21:36):
sounds like an easy one to get right, like Alex Lauren.
It's pretty easy.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Alex has you know, at least two syllables.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
Syllables. So here is Elton pronouncing Ed's name, and then
Ed responding to that in an interview in the UK.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Have a listen, okay, well, yes, listen.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
No, no, no, that's not a problem.

Speaker 6 (21:59):
I forgot to there's audio for this. I really need
to prepare better.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I'm prepared now.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
We all I met ed Churan playing libbing room, so.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I've actually it's right audio. Yeah, i met Eduran play
in libving rooms.

Speaker 8 (22:17):
I've actually I've actually had the awkward conversation with him
of being like you, I have known you for fifteen years.
It's it's not Sarann, but it's just what It's just
one of those things you have to argue with him. Well,
I can, I can.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
And I do Ed Scheeran, Ed, Sharana, Rod and Gabby
versus the.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
World producer Chelsea is here. Welcome back as always.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Good morning. Now.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
You were a participant on Farmer Wants a Wife a
couple of seasons ago. You will you watch the new
season that starts soon?

Speaker 6 (22:50):
Yep, absolutely, I'll be watching.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
You're right into it because you have insights from behind
the scenes that no one else obviously will understand.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
You'll see things and go, ah.

Speaker 6 (22:59):
I know why, like the pensives. Tensives.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
We learned yesterday that the overlay shots of the participants
steering off to the horizon.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
Or smiling, the flowers padding the dogs.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Are called pensives in production. And I imagine that the
ad that we're about to see this has been released
this morning by Channel seven, and I think it's about
to reveal the actual date that it starts, because we
keep getting after.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Easter usually Easter Monday.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, Easter Monday. What's the date on Easter Monday.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Well, it's only next weekend, isn't it right?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Okay, so that will be the.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
Twenty first.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
This ad will be full of pensives. I suggest, let's
let's go. We're going to meet one of the new farmers.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
That's just myself, my dog's sheep. Yeah, I'm just looking
for that dream girl. Oh, She's right, isn't she? What
Farmer Tom was shooting his pensives and a cow.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
You can't, you know, Chelsea, you can't train the cows,
train the cows, and that cows just walking into sharp
and he just rolled with it. And I'm sure they
put the move sound effect in post. But as this
guy seems, he's handsome, they're all handsome. He seems like
a nice guy. I like that he loves his dog.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
And there was like a really good close up of
him feeding a baby lamb clute.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
He's him. Sweet farmer Tom, you're off to a flyer
perfect because he's got to be.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
As you've explained, you get ten minutes to really pitch,
pitch yourself to this farmer and then he chooses how
many of you?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Five out of eight out of eight?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, and so what are you looking for in a farmer?

Speaker 6 (24:39):
You?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
You nice one to get to know him better?

Speaker 8 (24:43):
Not going to work out.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
If they don't think she is cute, I think she.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Audible screen you have to do it, okay? Are you
told that you have to do that or you just
know instinctively.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
I think it's just a girl being okay if you
want to, if you're to keep up with the other
girls the side of sheep.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, everyone's squid.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
Can we notice too though, the girl sitting in the
back seat of the car and the way that the
farmers are holding hands. They're like besties already, and they're
about to date the same guy.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
We have naively observed that you know someone for ten
seconds and there seems to be a pretty seems to
be an unexpected closeness. But I imagined when you're in
that scenario, you're just like turning up to the first
day of a new school.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
You're looking for a friend.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Yeah, but she's about to date the same guy.

Speaker 9 (25:31):
I was very close with the girls on my farm,
but you kind of like your connections connections you'll hear
that word a lot with the guy are different. So
I don't know you kind of I'm such a jealous
perse I couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Please for Gabia.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
I know you're married, but let's just get a farmer pass,
you know, like a hall pass, but a farmer pass.

Speaker 9 (25:54):
If your husband's She's like, no, you won't be screaming
at the shape.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
I always said, that's.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Are you serious? This looks like a whole a lot
of manual labor.

Speaker 9 (26:08):
Dead straight based in the back seat about the window
that would be bare.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Oh god, I would pay for this. All right, let's
continue his farmer Tom, his wives are showing up for
his girlfriend's.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
I don't know, but what happens next.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
It's been less than twenty four hours and we've already
lost two girls.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Oh my god, the ones that were holding hands. If
they lived together gramatic, because that would be a twist.
I would like that, yes, twist.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, that would be Gary.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Will break? Will farmer Tom find the love of his life?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I'm hoping for the fairy tale.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
You farmer wants a wife?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
We all are farmers. Tom Day seven, Easter Mondayster.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Monday, you're right, yeah, and then it backs up on.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
The Tuesday straight after that. I think, Okay, it's not.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Really like a five day thing, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
No.

Speaker 9 (27:03):
I think it's usually a what would start Easter Monday,
then Tuesday, then possibly Wednesday, and then it will go
to like a Sunday night, Monday Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Oh okay, yeah, this is like three days a week.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
They do a good job in finding a sincere fellow,
I think.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
So, except for that one that got kicked out because
he was sleeping around with people outside of the cast.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
He was cast as the heart throb. I mean he
was too handsome for his own good. What's he to do?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
You're there looking for what could he do?

Speaker 4 (27:32):
I can only imagine, literally, because I can't relate to
that guy. I had obviously not been paying attention. I
thought during this election campaign I was across most things. However,
there's our first prime ministerial debate tonight, dares Yes.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
There is the debate.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
It's happening in Sydney. It will be on Sky News,
I believe.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Oh it's the Sky One.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
That's why I didn't know?

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Oh, oh, why do you not care about the Sky One?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
No one else is going to promote it?

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Oh, because they're so insilla.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I need to be in the mood for Sky and
I am not.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Can you watch the debate though?

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Absolutely? Yeah, it's usually.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
I'm glad you will because you can just give me
the highlights.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
What's interesting when you've got you just need a character
with the just a modicum of ill discipline, and it's
just fantastic.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Hence, those American debates were just a wild scene that great.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
However, what's the advice from those in the no to
the Prime Minister and the leader of the opposition.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Well, so we talk to an an you professor yesterday
afternoon and she basically said, there is not going to
be any controversial policy talk, any economic talk, really, because
it'll risk them looking weak.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
So what's the point of it.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
There's the problem if they're disciplined and they both go, hey, listen,
I'm not looking for trouble, and then the other bloke goes.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Well, I'm not looking for trouble. That's boring, it'll be
a snooze.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
I think he's my forecast. You'll see Albo absolutely stick
it to Dado.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Dudo talks tough, but I'm not sure he is tough.
And Albow is tough because of the where he's come from,
because of what. He doesn't look tough, he doesn't look done. Correct, correct.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
What a weird combination for both of them, What a
weird what a weird opposite for us?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
But think of us, This isn't about him. We have
to use our brains.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
So I think I absolutely appreciate what your A and
you professor is forecasting there, and he's probably right, And
maybe it's hopeful thinking on my part.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Rogers wants the drama.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I do because and that was more just good timing
with the song in the background than anything else. I think.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
I think you will see Albo to be honest with
you at the moment, Dadda is a sitting duck.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Finished the job tonight.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Albow very optimistic, found optimism and brutal.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Very brutal.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
He's there's honestly, he's flip flopping around. Peter Duttey had
a week to prove himself and it's been interesting because
he's a fantastic negative campaigner and skineding.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
I don't like that kind of campaigning. Tell me what
you're going to do. I don't care about your negative
saying about everyone else.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
It's a great strategy when you need to stop the voice.
It's proven to be ineffectual when you need to convince
people to do something. So he's trying to convince people
to not do something. Mission accomplished.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yes, he's had a dud week and Albow is.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
That the new it's not getting it's the Duddough will.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Work on it.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
And Gabby versus the world.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
If you let your kids play with your phone, you
think there's something that we need to check right now.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
Yeah, there is, because one woman has been caught out
by it. Because I don't know how they do it,
but kids find their way to the wackiest places when
they play with you phone or even the TV remote.
Like the other day, Olivia was just pressing all the
buttons and suddenly, no matter what I did, the TV
would audibly repeat what I was doing to me. So
she'd somehow turned on that accessibility function where you press

(31:13):
a volume and it goes volume up. We changed the
channel and it goes channel not. Whatever whatever you did
on the remote, it would tell you.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
It was very annoying. I didn't even know that was
a function, but want that.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
But kids figure it like they just they find their
way to those wacky settings. And this one woman, she
had let her kids play with her phone. She probably
had it on YouTube kids or something, and they had
her phone checking it out. And she doesn't know when
this happened, but she's just discovered that when they did
have her phone, they found their way into her email

(31:47):
settings and they changed her name in her signature, and
she hadn't realized. And so she's been sending professional emails
and personal emails for god knows how long, and her
signature has been you know what it says, like send
from iPhone and you don't see that when you send it,
like it's not something you check. And hers has been

(32:09):
saying stinky pooh pooh fust which is such a kid
thing to do. But this poor womand no one has
mentioned it, like her colleagues or her professional network has
been getting these emails and no one has thought to
reply and say, hey, you might want to edit your signature.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
So funny when you don't want don't want to offend somebody,
you know, But that's.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
An odd obviously not something she's done.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
No, like if someone brings in a cake it's and
it's dry. You know my feelings about this.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
It doesn't matter if you and I will tell you
it is fantastic because you've gone to the effort and
you deserve support, you know.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
And but I was gonna say encouragement. We don't want
to do it again. But there are times to be polite,
is my point.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Now, if you receive an email that it's a serious
email and it says listen, I need to see the
report because the stakes are high, and no one's getting
paid without it, stinky poo poo farts. Should you say something?
Is the recipient, you should say something.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
I want to speak with you in regard to the reports.
I don't see how you do it. I don't see
how you transition from that into the conversation. Thank you, Darcy.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
So there was some controversy around Australian Idol. The person
who won with a any good.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
I don't think they were the favorite. But Marshall Hamburger won.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
A name yelling Hamburger, and I thought the crowd's too loud.
I can't hear his name, But no it was, you know,
because I'm my god, it sounds like Hamburger.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
That's like it's finally over snap time.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
But it's a famous it's famous Germanic name. I think
Hamburger fantastic. And this young fella's done it, has he?

Speaker 2 (33:59):
So he's Rushall.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Hamburger nineteen nineteen years old. Here he is performing Benson
Boone's Beautiful Things.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
We love this song.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
Please step.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Once you needs you Uger John, It's beautiful Things.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
I think he sounds good. What do you think of
his stagecraft cap?

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Oh no, no, it looks like he's in pain.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Yeah who was he up against?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Well, I'm glad you asked that.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
So the favorite Darcy didn't make the final two in
the final three, wasn't you Yeah?

Speaker 5 (34:43):
I think so.

Speaker 6 (34:43):
Okay, So this is a guy Sebastian and shot an
old thing all over again, kinda sort up ethic because
he was there, he should have been in top two.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
So the Anthony Khalia her name is Jusella, and people
were outraged watched this.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
But I saw it on the socials unfolding.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
People were what how was the person who's meant to
win got knocked out before the final two.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Okay, so here is just sella singing.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Ariana Grande's break free and let's don't worry about the
other person.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
We'll get confused. So let's compare the winner versus the
Anthony Killer.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Okay, whoa, whoa, oh wow.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I'm sorry Australia, but you drop the ball.

Speaker 6 (35:45):
That is a voice?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Is it a real vote? Is it real?

Speaker 5 (35:51):
You know?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Is the fix in?

Speaker 5 (35:53):
I'm gonna say it is there.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
It is, and that's the problem it No, I mean,
we didn't use our eyes or our ears, and she's.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Going to be successful anyway. Anthony Coleo ended up having
a great career.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
He was here in Canberra the other day. You're right,
it's interesting.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
So the feedback from a lot of people, and again
for whatever stock you put in the socials Josella, a
lot of people said she's the one that could have
gone on with it, And I thought, well, guess what
happens If you can.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Go on with it, you go on with it.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Versus the world.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
The Minecraft movie that came out last Thursday.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
Did it yeah, and it looked People were saying that
it wasn't going to do very well, but it looks
like it's done quite well because Minecraft obviously has a
huge fan following already. But the movie itself, it was
kind of looking a little bit silly.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
It looked like a real world I know Minecraft is
set in real worlds, it be a real world game,
but I thought it looked awesome. When was the last
film that everyone was united in saying this looks awesome.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
This is the problem with the world that we live in.
There's a lot of negativity around everything and so.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
Which you love because it means you have to see it.
If there's a bad sit you're there because you need
to know for yourself whether it's actually bad or not.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Well.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
People still upset at Jack Black throwing his mate under
the bas when they were touring here.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
Oh no, kids don't hear about that?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Is the kids wow? For kids?

Speaker 6 (37:17):
Yeah, Like, kids are definitely more invested in this than
there's some adults as well. My husband's interested. He played Micraft,
he's keen. But I think it's just you know, jack
like humor, I guess is divisive as well. And then
Jason Momoa with his weird long wig on like, it
just was a bit silly.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
He was wearing a long wig.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Have you not seen the trailer? Jason Momoa's got like
long wavy hair.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Does he not normally have that as.

Speaker 6 (37:44):
Well? It's different, it's like a fringe. It looks like
it's a bit blonde. Definitely a week anyway, there's been
a few that they've done really well marketing it to
the kids, though, when it comes to TikTok, and they've
done some really great clips from the movie, because a
full trailer is probably not going to go bananas on TikTok,
but the small little clips are definitely going to go off.

(38:07):
And there was one clip that went pretty viral, and
it's when a little zombie baby drops onto a chicken,
and Jack Black goes, what would he say, chicken chicken jockey.
That's what he says, chicken jockey. Anyway, So that clip's
gone really viral, and so people in the cinemas are

(38:30):
getting involved and they're all waiting for that moment, and
people are saying that going to this movie is very
much like when you go to a musical movie, like
and people went and saw Wicked. People were getting involved
in singing along a long and getting invested in the
movie in a personal kind of way. People are doing
that because of these viral clips that went on TikTok. However,
movie workers are not so happy because people are also

(38:52):
throwing their popcorn when this happens. But I've got a
little clip people also filming to try to get this
moment on tape, and so I've got a clip of
what happens in the cinema when that viral moment actually
happens in the movie. And now that's gone viral, it's
like inception all over again. Have a listen, and they

(39:19):
get up and they celebrated, they throw their popcorn, and
it's a whole immersive experience.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
I one million percent get that if it's your job
to clean afterwards. As a cinema worker, this is a
frustration so much popcorn, but on behalf of cinemas. It
doesn't matter why people are showing up the fact that
they're back and they're getting excited around a movie that
apparently wasn't going to be any good beforehand. No one
is complaining about that. That's great.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
But if you're just sitting there trying to chill out
watch a movie and then suddenly you're raining down popcorn
and everyone's cheering and you miss the next ten seconds.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
If you go to a Jack Black film, no chilling out,
what's the text message that you got.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
That should be outlawed?

Speaker 6 (40:05):
I reckon you'll agree with me because I got this text.
I've been getting this text for a while. And you
know how when people businesses send a text In Australia,
there is a legal requirement that there has to be
an option to opt out. The majority of the time
when a business sends you a text, you just reply
stop and it stops you being subscribed to that particular text.

(40:27):
But I've been getting one from a company and they
have a link for you to click to stop to
stop the text messages. And so I've been getting this
text whenever this company is having a sale or a
special or whatever it may be. I've been getting this
text for five years, five years because it's a fertility thing,

(40:50):
and I signed up to their emails or whatnot five
years ago when we first started trying for a baby.
So for five years, I've been getting these texts to
say we're having to say' we got twenty percent off
if you want to get this contraption blah blah. Blah
and every TIME i look at it AND i want
to opt, out But i'm not game to click the
link because it's been drilled into us for how many years?

(41:13):
Now don't click the link and like and.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Like Doctor john on married at first. Sight, finally after five,
years you've gone this has gone on long, enough.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
AND i clicked the.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Link you.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
Did so, anyway the hackers are probably in my phone
rather at this very, moment stealing all my.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Money what this is the thing the hackers can count.

Speaker 6 (41:32):
Anywhere it got to that point Where i'm, Like i'm
done with.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
This but you successfully, Unsubscribed.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
WELL i probably it says That i've successfully, unsubscribed BUT
i probably also let Some trojans in at the same.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Time success for those hiding inside The Trojan.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Harns side And gabby versus the world.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
So excited to have the infamous circus back in the
capitol Gungal and this time by the, way and we're
privileged to have the, Owner joseph ashed and dropping congratulations
on your. Return and DARE i, say maybe you don't
feel like it's, congratulations but you've got to retire from
The wheel Of death at some.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Point it's true that has.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
HAPPENED i don't Think i'll be doing much of an
appearance on The wheel Of. DEATH i will leave that
to my cousins who are expert at. It but obviously
you Know i'm an, old broken down performer now And
i've been doing it for a lot of.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Years you're the fittest broken down Performer i've ever seen
in my entire. Life and most PEOPLE i, imagine when
retiring from The wheel Of, death don't turn up to
the radio interview a week or two.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Later, well they're normally. Limping that's what it. Is that's
usually the way it. WORKS i can tell you that
from first and. Experience anyone who's any good at the
wheel has always has at least one big. Buster and
sometimes WHEN i go and see a show, OVERSEAS i
see the guy, coming he's limping a little bit like
that guy's.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Good that guy's.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
GOOD i can tell you it was your big.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Buster what, Happened, WELL i.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Had one where when you're on the wheel and you're
running around on the outside of the, wheel you have
to jump to a point in space that can match
up as you drop so that you land back on the.
Wheel and if you jump to the wrong point in,
space the wheel disappears under, you and then you're free
falling onto the onto the ground, obviously so you can
grab the wheel as it's going, past onto what we
call the grab, rails but if you're floating out and

(43:15):
you don't get a good, Grip so that happened to.
ME i didn't get a good. GRIP i had one hand,
ON i was holding on for as BEST i, could
and it came around and then it flung me out
AND i hit the upright AND i hit it with
my butt, cheek and my butt cheek ripped, open and
SO i got to saw back out of, that and
SO i was limping around for a few.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
MONTHS i think it's. ONLINE i think people.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Please don't Google wheel because there's a lot on there
AND i don't watch them BECAUSE i can't have that
in you.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
KNOW i mean it's called the wheel of death for a,
reason and circus performers you are death. Defying and in,
fact you know the lineage of your. Name As, australians
it doesn't matter what generation we, are we know the
Ash to. Name and in, fact the very First ashton
circus was a, Convict.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
James Henry ashton was a boy. Convict of course he
came out it must have been a lovely cruise ship
From england back, then and he went to Lovely tasmania
in a big hotel, apparently you. Know, anyway when he
was released from that he started his own circus show
in eighteen. Fifty so amazing we've been able to do
this sort of entertainment for that, long you.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Know and the circus lineage is as old as the nation.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
Itself, well speaking of making, it it's always a family
type thing when it comes to the. Circus so what
family members do you have joining you in the infamous
circus right?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Now i've got some close fem obviously obviously have my.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Wife, Yep and it's a funny.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Thing every TIME i go to a, town she follows.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Me how's that on the?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Tour you're easy to follow? You and THEN i have my.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Sister and her, family So i've got my niece And
i've got some cousins on, tour and they are world class.
Acrobats of, course otherwise.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
They wouldn't be.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
Here cousin or, not you're.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Out and we're so proud that they are that, good you,
know and they have to. Be and they do aerial
acts and of course wheel Of death and flying trapez
and they're all the dangerous.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Things but we.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Understand we train, hard we train with a lot of safety,
equipment and we get it right before we take that
next step to do things without safety. Equipment then we
hire in acts from around the, world really who are
better than us at certain things in order to make
the show. Better AND i think that's just an easy
way of doing. It don't hire someone who's as good

(45:31):
as you try and hire someone who's better at that particular.
Skill and that's how COME i think we've created this
fantastic show.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
That's good advice for business anywhere worth. Mentioning this is
the cabaret version of the show and of course be. Sexy, Well,
gabby you had to make a decision as to whether
or not to take your.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Father oh, no, no, NO.

Speaker 6 (45:50):
I had no saying. It we were going and my
dad Said i'm coming, too and we, said, no you.
Can't my sisters AND i were, like this is not
for this is not a Fam and he came, anyway
and he sat next to my, sister who's probably the
most prudish of, us and she found it very. Uncomfortable
BUT i shoved.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
It i'm not not just my dad sitting next to.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
You a sexy movie with your, parents it's a sexy.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
CIRCUIT i could.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
See that that could be slightly. AWKWARD i know what's.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Going to happen in the.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Shows, yeah maybe you should have sat in separate. Seats
i'm not. Sure but, look there is sexy elements to The,
shew of, course because that's the cabaret. Part, yeah there's
waiters running, around champagne, cocktails you, know wine, spirits that
sort of. Thing it's such a great, time and there's
also the skillful ax and also the.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
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and thank you for sharing just a little bit of
the story.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Today thank you for having me. In guys been really
aren't there?

Speaker 2 (47:00):
You David, BECKHAM i mean he doesn't have a real twin,
brother this is a doppel.

Speaker 6 (47:06):
Ganger, Well David beckham has done an ad For stella
br and these ads are normally only released At Super bowl,
time you know. How you get the really big celebrities
doing really big brand ads and they cost millions of.
Dollars but this one's just come out randomly today and
people are calling for a series of adventures to be

(47:28):
made after this particular ads Introduced David beckham's.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Twin they want A tv series spin off from this, commercial.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
Well, potentially or at least like more commercials that show
their adventures. Commercial, yeah it's pretty. Fun So David beckham
has a twin and he gets introduced to his twin
and you have a have a squeeze and how that plays.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Out i'm gonna put this ad up here on the
big screen so we can see it AS i talk us.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Through here we, Go, mum thank you for.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Coming. David we have something to tell. You you have
a twin.

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Brother we never told you about. It so dry AND.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
I assume these are. ACTORS i don't know if they're
Really david's. PARENTS i don't think, so BUT i love this. Straightaway,
okay so you have a twin brother that we never
told you.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
About here we.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Go When David beckham discovered he had a long lost twin, brother.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
You, Beckham Dave?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Beckham hold, on, Okay NOW i thought there was going
to be some visual trickery where they just Get David
beckham to play his, twin you, know just use the.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
Separate they're obviously not identical.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Twins they've got a guy who looks vaguely similar to,
him but also at a, glance looks Like Matt.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Damon it Is.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Matt he's saying his name is because you, know if
you have, twins you're going to name them Both, David
so his name is Also David beckham is The american, Version.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Okay David beckham's twins separated at birth Is Matt, damon
and his name Is david here we, Go.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Come on, It no, way you never knew he discovers
so much.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
More that is the best buffalo wing in the. County
you Eat, Buffalo, no it's just check them invented In
buffalo in the, city so it's Not buffalo all right?

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Man, Okay so there they're like obviously when they were,
separated one of them was taken To america And david
stayed with his birth parents in THE.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
Uk, yeah and so they're just showing the difference BETWEEN
uk And robert at this point with The Buffalo.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Wings, right. Okay And david appears to have just kicked
In american.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
Football matt Damon David american.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Football oh and he's booted it like out of the.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Park, yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Okay he drinks, STELLA i have, Taste, David and the
reunion was just the.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Start where'd you got all these chalices from bars all
over the country?

Speaker 8 (49:50):
Early, Yeah i'm one stage short of.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Fifty.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Okay so he's just been stealing glasses from bars Around
america and they're all together as a collection in his
garage he set up as a home.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Bar and they're all stellar.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Glasses david's right into, It, okay this is we're nearly.
There we got To wyoming for yourself a challice and
kick Back. America so we.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
Asked him he's missing one state when it comes to The.
Chalicers so he, said you want to go To wyoming
with me so we can go get you, know the
last glass and he needs to get to fulfill his.
Collection and so because it leaves on that kind of,
cliffhanger everyone's, like all, right we need to see we
need to see.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
That, oh go To.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Wyoming there is a road trip series in this is
it there That matt That David beckham's twin Brother, david
Who's Matt damon plighed By Matt damon.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
Twins, this this is more believable Than Arnold schwarzenegger And
Danny DeVito that this is this.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Sequel we didn't know. That we've been waiting a lifetime.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
For rod And gabby versus the.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
World thank you To lewis who has dropped in The
Canberra theater see into Sixty.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Years ben, spoke hazy pale as it looks so, beautiful
too early to. TASTE i really.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
Want to taste it on, air but Then i'm going
to waste a beer because i can't drink it this,
hour which he totally.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Can, well it's but you got to do.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
Stuff but you can just do a video if you're
tasting it.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Tonight it's a week, night.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
Mate, yeah it's a, special.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Special occasion free. Beer what, more what is more special than?
THAT i, remember as a somewhat younger, man Doctor. Hahn
so you know all the harn, Beers, yeah all Those Doctor.
Hahn he was the guy used to work for the, brewery,
Right so he worked there just making up the. Beers
and then one day they, said in honor of this,
guy we're going to name one of the beers after.

(51:45):
Him and then he was off to the races and
he set up his own. Brewery So i'm sure they regret.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
That they probably bought it, Anyway and SO i think
he does all The James squire's beers and all those
sorts of.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Things and he came in as a guest one day
and much Like lewis turning up WITH i Mean lewis
turned up with a four pack of Ben, spoke, which
by the, way will be, fantastic, hazy paleout AND i
will taste and let you know how that.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
Goes i'll have to steal one because my husband will
be very mad IF i don't take one home for.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
HIM i will take my three beers home and. Party
and you Think i'm. Joking three beers is all you.
NEED i won't have them all on the one NIGHT
i do. That we'll Go harsy's so your.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
MAN i WISH i, could but unfortunately gluten Otherwise i'd
be all over. IT i love to beer BEFORE i
went gluten.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Free she, did what do you? Drink? NOW i love.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
Cider When i'm feeling a, Beer i'll get a cider.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Instead, Right so Doctor hahn comes in and he didn't
just bring a four.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Pack he brought all the different. Beers and THEN i
don't know what it was like to listen to on the,
radio but we sat there for an hour playing music
and him going through the different types of beer and
pairing them with what you should have with that. Beer
he treats them like. WINES i, mean he's a doctor of.
Beer at what hour was this twenty six and? Nine

(53:01):
i'm going to assume assume act like you don't remember
when it. HAPPENED i probably told, you, well ULTIMATELY i
don't know when it. Ended he probably he probably would
have come in around seven. THIRDS i, mean probably would
have given it away before. Nine, anyway that's not going
to be today's hold.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
On maybe that's an option.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Quickly this is a text that's doing the rounds today
after a boss has let someone go and then sent
this is a couple of weeks, LATER i need to
ask you a.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Favor this is the person who they've let.

Speaker 6 (53:39):
Go they're.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Fired they fired the PERSON i need To you're, right
they've fired.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
THEM i need to ask you a. Favor we are
struggling with our latest software. Update any chance you can
help us? Out, no you.

Speaker 6 (53:54):
Can't you cannot reach out to someone you've just fired
to ask for.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Help and so that was pretty much the, response are
you ooking? Question? Mark you fired?

Speaker 6 (54:03):
ME i wouldn't have gone back with that. Response that
would have been my first response THAT i would have
deleted before, sending and THEN i would have gone back
with how much you're you going to pay?

Speaker 9 (54:14):
Me?

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Yeah, well ultimately that's where it landed good and he, said, okay,
well obviously i'll charge you for a half.

Speaker 6 (54:20):
Day oh my, god charge for more than.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
That judge for a day minimum. Minimum the boss, GOES
i know there's only an hour in. It don't.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
Care i'm charging you for a week the front of
the boss to let the only person who knows how
to do a thing in the workplace go acknowledge, that
ask for help and then.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Go But i'm not going to pay you for. It
i'll tell you. MATE i saw this roll up on
the socials this morning AND i didn't know this was a.
THING i THINK i love. It take a listen to.
This it's not an, ad it's a thing that's.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
HAPPENING i Suppose The lure is back for twenty twenty,
five said to be held On, Saturday august.

Speaker 7 (55:03):
Nine this is the event that puts enthusiasts and police
heads ahead on a wet skid.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Pans so the cops get the hoons and go, right
let's learn a thing or. Two we'll take you out
and we'll race.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
You on the skid pans to make it even more
insane In.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Sydney, well that's the you, know it's the ultimate skill
test of the. Cops are the professional, Drivers.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Yeah and the who think they think they. Are, yeah
let's this is old fashioned.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Stuff so the cops would often and they wouldn't get
involved in street. Races but as far as being involved
in the community and you, know being an equal of
sorts shoulder to, shoulder good on.

Speaker 6 (55:45):
IT i like, you how do you do a call
out to the? Hoons is it the guys that have
been booked recently and they get an invite or is
it just an open.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
INVITATION i think it's an open.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Invitation, Yeah AND i, LOOK i, Suppose, look you don't
want to turn up here as a hoon and they go.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Get a gabby like you.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Don't you don't want to Be you don't want your reputation, preceding,
Right BUT i mean it is what it.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Is AND. Suv there should be a category in all.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Motorsport there's different. Categories soccer. Mum there should be a
soccer mum category all. Day you've got.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
To learn how to drive in dangerous situations and soccer players.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Safe that's. True and the coppers they, have you, know
vehicles of all different.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Shapes the paddy, wagons, yes, yes that's. True AND i
know obviously The yas coppers have got the.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
PATROL i think there's A i saw yesterday some kind
of wagon the way.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Past, Yeah and so that's that's.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Important let's be more inclusive here as brainstorms to get
in taking, shape isn't? It and so the part where
it's Just hons versus the highway, patrol because the highway
patrol of the guys with the fastest. Cars when it
comes to to vehicle, control soccer mom category has got
to be in. There, shit, absolutely it should be patrol Versus.

(57:07):
Mazda let's. GO i imagine you've got a little bit more,
mobility whereas they'd have more towing, power more maybe power
and speed off the.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
LINE i don't.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
Know they would lack me because so slow on the

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Lap ironically making you the winner because you're the safest