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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, cheeky ones, heads up, Saucy Secrets is about
to start. Now.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This isn't your average radio chat. It has adult themes
and some sexual references. We're diving into real confessions, spicy fantasies,
and some real jaw dropping stories. So if you're easily shocked,
maybe go find a gardening show. But if you're ready
for some fun, a little scandal, and absolutely no judgment,
you're in the right safe.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Place, real people, real confessions. It's Saucy Secrets. I Kiss
Saucy Secrets.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well, welcome back to Saucy Secrets. I'm dating and sex
columnist Joanna Hawking.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Joining me is.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
The wonderful MC. I know it's a final show. I'm
actually so sad about it. What are we going to
do with that?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Tonight? We are going to go out with a bang.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Literally now quickly before we go to the next segment,
I just want to share with you a really good
cheat sheep for any anxious girlies in the dating world.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I have found a hack, and.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
It's the greatest of all hacks because I'm an anxious
avoidant and I have been on eight dates with the
one guy. This is unheard of normally I'm an anxious
mess or can we just around?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Applause?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Thank you everyone.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I do put it down to all the lessons I've
learned this season on our podcast, on our show.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
It's not because you've met like a decent bloke. It's
because of a hack.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Well here's a golden retriever. So yeah, but what you.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Can kick him in your keep coming back is that
is that no people look at me. I've never heard
of that saying move on.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Listen, we'll have some calls about that one.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
No, it's he humps your leg unprovoked, well not unprovoked.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Shed's hair everywhere. No, he's spitty, d a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
He's just a beautiful human. We're getting off topic.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
But what I want to say to the anxious girl
is out there is instead of going to your friends
and being like, I'm not sure if your legs be
any more?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
What does this text mean, put them all in chat GPT.
It has changed my life.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And I say, give me an unbiased opinion on these
text messages on this exchange because many of us overthink
on dates and then chat GPT will tell you if
there's something you should genuinely be worried about or any
red flags, or if you're just being an anxious girlie
and it turns out I've just been an anxious gurly.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Sometime chat GPT is given this blake the ticke of
approval total.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Well done, well done.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Joining me on the show tonight is a fascinating listener
who has a wild saucy secret. Welcome to the show,
Emma Forward, what's your saucy secret?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I'm Emma, and I have orgasms on the school run.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Okay, you need to explain this in full detail because
there is a lot of mothers probably listening to this
right now, going I want an orgasm on a score run,
I know.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
So I was driving back, sat in traffic, looking at
everybody's miserable faces, to be honest, on the school.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
One, and my boy wasn't with me.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
I'd already dropped him off and we were stuck in traffic,
and I thought, you know what, you know, those expansion
orgasms that I teach, I also call them mini orgasms
or energy orgasms. So I wonder if I can brighten
up this dull monday, like you know?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Can I do it? So with my hands on the
steering wheels. So I always say this.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
When you share you have orgasms on the school run, Like,
what's your first thoughts?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
What am I doing?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just going to drive off
the road.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Yeah, well this is I was stuck in traffic, but
I have done it driving on.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
The motorway before.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
And I literally tapped into my body, which is what
I teach, and this expansion orgasm came through and.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I was like, wow, exactly what you said. More women
need to know how to do this.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
So after their stressful morning of you know, getting the
kids to school, put your shoes on, walking the dog,
they can drop into their bodies and go huh. God
made me a woman for a reason.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
And so this was like a handless orgasm.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Is that right, a steering wheel yep?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
And you had a full body orgasm?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yes, okay, how can I do that on my drive
home tonight?
Speaker 8 (04:27):
Yeah, and this is why teach. Now, just for a
quick background, I was a woman that couldn't vagina orgasm
and I could only orgasm through clital stimulation or a toy.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Same, Yes that's me.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
That's a good ground. Okay, so everyone can do it.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
And how and how it came about was I started
to really connect into my body.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
What does that mean.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
I can now with ADHD Yes, I can now switch
off the mind and tap into to my clitterus, into
the fashion in my pelvic floor, into my servix.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You don't have to have a servix to be able
to do this.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
But I can tap into that area and expand that area.
So a lot of the time our orgasms are quick,
what ten seconds. I call it a contraction because we
kind of tense. Whereas the expansion, the all over body orgasm,
the energy orgasm that you do with zero touch, is
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that it's expansion. It's all over the body. So it
starts with making your pussy big.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Can you explain to me how you if someone wants
to have an orgasm, maybe in the car and they're driving,
or if they're having a stressful day and they just
need to take themselves to a corner office and give
themselves a bit of stress leap, how do you have
an orgasm without touching yourself and without it being inappropriate.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
You get out of your head and you go into
your clitteress. So just imagine your clitteress now to start with,
you may have to close your eyes.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Don't do this if you're driving. I'm a pro at
doing this.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
So you come into your clitteress and you fully relax
your belly.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Now, most women.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Will have a tense belly because we've been told flatter
is better, flatter is sexier.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
So you have to let go with your belly.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
So that can take a couple of minutes, right, And
I'm like, oh, when you relax the belly, generally your
shoulders will come down, so it's bally before shoulders. Then
you relax down into your cervix.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
You're not pushing down.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
You're not like pushing the tan pax out or you know,
pushing a poo out.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
You're relaxing down.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
Then you want to do some sort you want to
do breath where the breath goes down into the clutterus.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
That's the easiest way to explain.
Speaker 8 (07:05):
Okay, so often when we breathe, particularly with the breath
work that's out there at the moment, right, Naw.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
That's not a vagina orgasm.
Speaker 9 (07:16):
Breath.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
The breath needs to relax the belly and it goes
down into the vagina.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
So when you inhale, she opens up.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
That's how you make it bigger.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Then I mutter the words to myself.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
It is safe to experience pleasure in my body.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Emma, what are your tips for women who we have
had Angela Waite, the most amazing pond star on the
show before, and she always like, get out of your
heads and into your bodies.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
But how do we do that? Because I'm too.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Busy thinking my boobs look saggy? Can you see my cell?
You're like, like, how do we switch that brain off?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
We have to let go of the control.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh, that's hard and I.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
And I want to say that every single woman, including myself,
loves control because when we're in control outside of the
bedroom as well, we feel safe because we've been raised
as independent women because we've had to be. And now
we're trying to go from boardroom to bedroom and there's
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not an orgasm gap, there's a gap of education, and
there's an inability to feel safe because you cannot drop
into your body if you don't feel safe in your body.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
So how do we do that?
Speaker 8 (08:41):
So I'm a hypnotherapist as well as a pelvic floor
coach and pleasure coach. So yes, I do teach you know,
get out of your head and into your body, but
it actually goes deeper than that. It comes into me
helping you feel safe to receive because we often think
about sex as giving, but it's actually receiving. So we
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have to learn to make the vagina big. And I
teach four play before four play. So often we believe
that four play is to get her wet, to get
her in the moot, to get you in the root.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
So that is not four play.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Four play is being able to be with each other
and feel connected to each other before touch even happens.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Okay, so you're saying, like the best orgasms would come
from someone that you've had a lot of communication with.
First you've you definitely feel safe around them, You're open
to communicate your wants and needs, and then once you
feel comfortable with them, then you would enter into the
other four play, which is the touch and feel. What
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is a tip for anyone who is wanting to orgasm
of self pleasure?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
So number one is forget about the orgasm.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Okay, Sex is not about the orgasm, and if you're
self pleasuring to bring yourself to a vagina orgasm, take
the orgasm away. Sex is connection, not orgasm. So once
we can take that off the table, you stopped thinking,
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am I going to orgasm?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Am I going to orgasm. Am I going to orgasm?
Because once you're into that, you've lost it.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Number two is breath get the breath down into the clitterus.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
The other one is you.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Can't connect to something that you don't have a relationship with.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh, so you're not going to have this with a
one night step.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
I'm not talking about a person you can yes, I'm
talking about your relationship with your vagina.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
She is fed up of things going in and out, prodding,
in and out, buzzy.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Choice if she could speak to you and I listen
to my.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Vagina when I'm making a decision, my vagina, my pussy
makes the decision, right.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
She will tell me a yes or no.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
You know.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
And this is because.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
I have her now have a relationship with her, so
this could be holding her telling her you love her.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I mean, you've.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Given some solid tips and that I will be putting
them into practice this weekend. So thank you so much
for that. I will report back on how I go
with it. Emma, you have blown my mind tonight. Where
can we find out more about you? If anyone wants
more tips on how to have the world's best orgasm?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Oh, so it's on Facebook. Emma forward. It's on Instagram.
I am the only Queen.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
And if you go into my Instagram, you'll go onto
my bio and you will see a free Telegram group
which is intimate with me under the covers with Emma,
and I will teach.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
You everything amazing. Well, thank you so much for coming on.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I think you win the award for best saucy secret
so far.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Thank you so much for joining us.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Thank you, Hio.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Joining me on the show tonight is our brilliant, wonderful
producer Taylor, who I love and adore, and she just
keeps everything running.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
You've got us the best guests.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (12:27):
What a privilege or privileged to be on Mike and Camroll.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I wanted to bring you in because you get all
our brilliant guests. You listen to all the audio far
too many times, you edit it, you turn it into magic,
and so I thought it'd be fun for us to
go through our favorite scenes.
Speaker 10 (12:42):
I needed to point out one of our favorite guests
we've ever had on the show, Marguerite and Nazarenko.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I literally she changed the game for dating for me.
If you're new to this show, please go back. I
think she was like episode six maybe yep, And she
just gave the most brutal but brilliant dating advice. There
was one bit she did which we did turn into
a social media post. It's had over one million views.
Rosie Huntington Whitely has even liked it. Started the biggest
(13:12):
debate in the comments section. Go to our Instagram on
kiss and look at this video.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I'll also share it on my own personal Instagram.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
It's wild. But yeah, let's hit play on that one.
He still follows his x on Instagram.
Speaker 11 (13:27):
He shouldn't have Instagram. What's he doing that unless it's
for work? Why is he following people? What was he
doing if I was a man's and I was to date,
even if I had an Instagram just because I'm curious,
I would say I don't could.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Be embarrassed, lady.
Speaker 11 (13:43):
Social media's for the girls and the gays.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Next up, we had Angela White.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
She was my favorite guest of the year. Oh, I
love her. She's just apart from.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Having ten million Instagram followers, which is just wild, she
is probably, I would say.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
The world words most famous pawns. I think so.
Speaker 10 (14:01):
I think every man on planet Earth knows who she is.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I know she's because I've been to lunch with her twice,
and walking into a restaurant with the world's most famous
porn star is an experience unlike anything I've ever experienced.
Like the men will look up and then they openly
kind of like gawk at her and then have to
quickly look down because they're usually with their wives.
Speaker 10 (14:21):
Yeah, and they're all thinking, who the hell are they
looking at? Have I seen that woman before? You know
exactly the way you.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Saw, But she gave the best advice on how to
have the best sex of your lives. What would be
your best advice to men on how to please their ladies?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Ask them.
Speaker 12 (14:41):
I think people are scared to communicate about sex, and
sometimes people are embarrassed to talk about what they actually want,
and we don't have the sexual scripts to explain what
it is that we're after. But I think the more
that we start normalizing talking about what we want in
the bedroom, the easier it's going to get.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
And a woman knows how to get herself off, she
touches herself to make her feel good.
Speaker 12 (15:01):
That's a good kind of way to follow along and
do things that you know that she's going to enjoy.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
So, speaking of our favorite adult female entertainers. We had
Annie Knight on the show as well.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Wasn't she a delight? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (15:16):
So, And like to be honest, I didn't really know
much about her prior to booking her on the show,
so I didn't know what to expect. I thought she
was pretty much the Aussie Bonnie Blue.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yes, so did I. Yeah, I thought she'd be a
bit sassy. I thought you'd have a bit of a
chip on a show.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
Yeah, like controversial. Yeah, speaking of she even taught us
about taxes, which would you even think about on this show?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Weirdly blew my mind and then Daily Mail turned it
into an article because what she said about tax was wild.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, love it.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
You can claim a lot, like I can claim getting
my makeup done, getting.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
My hair done, but like sex toys, I can claim,
you know, bed sheets or like a bed panties.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I'll buy loads of underwear to.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Send to guys and so you know that's all the
tax deduction lingerie. So yeah, you can claim quite a bit,
but I do think there are limits. Okay, I've got
another one for any night. Because she just kept giving
us truth bombs. I had never heard of a fluffer before.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
No, me like ick. It's pretty gross, but you know what,
respect to the game. If that's a job you want
to do, then do it.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
But I think our audience needs to be reminded of
exactly what a fluffer is. So a fluffer is someone
that when you're doing something like this, they basically are
there to just get the guys ready so that when
they get to you.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
They're all ready to go.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
They're hard orge do it for it.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
They do a lot of stuff with their mouths and hands. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
And then of course there was the very sexy James Sexton,
who is a New York City divorce attorney. You may
have seen him on the Diary of a CEO podcast.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
He's been on the Hubanman podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
He gave some really good advice on why you should
never sink iclouds with your partner and how often it
results in divorce.
Speaker 9 (16:58):
The integration of our devices is responsible for more people
being caught cheating than any other technology in the history
of mankind.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
It's absolutely shocking.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
What this has now done is it creates all of
these occasions where children, for example, are sitting and playing
with an iPad that's connected to the family account, and
all of a sudden, Dad's text messages with his mistress
are popping up on the screen.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
In real time. Mom comes over and all of a.
Speaker 9 (17:25):
Sudden, she's looking at a photograph of her husband's penis,
and then she's following his messages with his mistress.
Speaker 10 (17:33):
And now, Jana, my most favorite moment of the Holy
Year didn't come from a guest. It came from out
very own Janna Hockey.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
So these the marry Me six you are going to
say that this marry me sex move works every time?
Speaker 10 (17:50):
Yeah, well, my poor husband will never know because I haven't.
I've got to have time. But I'll let you explain
it here.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
An ex boyfriend I had been saying. What we did
was we'd been out to dinner. We came back to
my house. I used to have just a lounge check
it was quite comfortable. I sat him in it. I'm
between his knees, I'm looking up at him, unzipped his pants.
What I did, ladies, is I didn't break eye contact,
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and I.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Used a lot of saliva. He lasted like thirty seconds.
Speaker 10 (18:22):
And then, but can I just say, my favorite part
of that whole thing is because you got vulnerable on
your tips. So then obviously, our listeners were like, hang on,
We've got some to share too. And we had a
listener say that the her go to tip is to
look the man in the eye and say ruin me,
ruin me. And can I just say bravo.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Bravo to that list that takes.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I mean, you've got to have confidence or at least
three martinis to chick a man in the eye and
say ruin me.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
But it is actually quite hot.
Speaker 10 (18:53):
I'm sure it would work as well. Not that again,
my husband will ever find out well.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
EMC went bright red when we said that. I really do.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Thank you so much Taylor for joining, and thank you
for just being the world's best producer. No one is
allowed to pay her shoes hours for next year. We
adore you and thank you for all your hard work
this year.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Thanks for having me. It's been fun.
Speaker 10 (19:12):
I can't wait to see who we book next year,
you know, I'm so excited. My favorite part of this
job is I get to source your inbox, yeah, and
look for dms of listeners that are kind of too
scared to come on the show and ask for help,
So they come slide through the dms and asks for
help that way and of course we keep them anonymous
because that's what they ask. But for today's show, I
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found this listener in desperate need of your help, So
I'm just going to read out what they said. We're
gonna get your advice.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Hekay, hit me with it.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
Hi there, Janna, I'm a big fan of the show
and am after some advice. I'm forty one and happily
married for ten years, but I've got a real fetish
of wanting to include another man to satisfy my wife.
Nothing turns me on more than seeing her satisfied sexually,
and I'd love to watch that happen and as well
as joining and give her the ultimate sexual experience to
splice things up. I just don't know how to bring
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this up with her in fear of her thinking I'm
a weirdo. I love hearing about hot life stories and
just love making love to her, but I just want
to make this fantasy happen if she's into it. Of course,
any advice would be much appreciated.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay, I weirdly get this question all the time from me.
It's so common you would never believe it's common, But
it's super super common.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
It's not weird.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
It's not strange, it's super common. The first thing I
would say is, before you approach her, really look deep
within yourself because a lot of people think they could
do it, but you will be surprised by what surfaces.
Like jealousy comparison. Comparison is a really big one. A
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lot of swingers. You do see people storm out. They
go to these swinging clubs because they want to see
their partners get on with everyone.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Else, and then they freak out. I've had a lot
of people.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Email me and be like, we went to a swingers
and now it's our marriage. So the first piece of
advice would be really really think about are you equipped
to deal with the jealousy and the comparison.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Because the New York City divorce lawyer, when we.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Had him on, he said, put it this way, anyone
who's opened their marriage or tried new things with different
partners usually end up sitting in front of me.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
So you need to be careful.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Also with something people forget is when a woman orgasms,
it releases a.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Bonding hormone, which is kind of fascinating.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
So you've got to be really careful with one night
stance because if you have an orgasm your body.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
It's science.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You don't even mean to it releases this like bonding hormone,
and then suddenly you're bonded. So you're also giving over
the reins for her to have an orgasm and bond
with someone.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
So you got to be careful with that, but certainly
put it to her. Don't put it.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
To her after a few drinks, yep, because that never
ends well and you're just going to blurt it out
and it's going to be a disaster. Sit with her
over a cup of coffee.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
A lot of people. Here's a fun fact.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
If you want to have an awkward conversation with someone,
don't look direct on like this, like it's too meeting,
like you know, confrontation. Go for a drive in the car,
you're looking at the road, you're not looking at each other.
Do it with your wife, go for a drive, get
chatting a bad things, and then suddenly say to.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Her, I've got this fantasy.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I'm kind of a little bit embarrassed to tell you,
but I wanted to gauge your reaction. And there's no
wrong or right answer here, Like don't feel any pressure
and don't think it's anything you've done that makes me
want to ask this question. Don't take it personally. It's
just my own kind of kink. But like, I would
love to see you with another man. Your body is
so sexy, I want to see it from another angle. Then,
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don't expect an answer straight away. She is going to
be in shock.
Speaker 10 (22:49):
This is the cry. Probably should allow her to think
over a few.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Days, give her time, give her space.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Don't even go off her initial answer, because her initial
answer might be know, and then she and I kind
of think about it, absorb it, and come back with
a different answer.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
But if she does say yes, then I would also say.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Don't go straight into a wambam, thank you ma'am situation.
Maybe start easy. Maybe first of all, get a sex toy.
There are so many sex toys that you can choose from,
And why don't you just watch her pleasure herself, Like
that's a good kind of meat halfway option.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Maybe start there if you are looking for a third
for her to watch. Don't ask a friend.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Don't get a friend involved, because rumors there is a
couple in our friend group who we know partaking this,
and we know they partaking this because they've offered other friends.
And that's how gossip spreads like wildfire, So go on
an app like Field. Field is a good option where
people are literally looking for their unicorn or their third
and it's someone far removed from you. But start slow,
(23:56):
start by watching porn together or using a sex toy
to get and if she says no, she says no,
and and maybe she's that's a blessing in disguise, because
I think you will be shocked by how jealous you
get what.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
I couldn't even imagine that, But hey, how would you feel,
honestly if your husband came to propose it. Yeah, I'm
a very jealous person, so.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 10 (24:21):
I'm only thinking from the other point of view, And like,
I get angry if someone even looks his way when
we're out and they're probably not even thinking that. So yeah,
but I feel like communication is at the core of
all of these.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Questions, right, Yeah, And you know what I've learned this
year from answering all these questions, And I ask Johnna
column is it all just comes down to a conversation.
And what they say is the more awkward conversations you have,
the easier they become. And then you know, you could
ask graver cereal next time.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Literally Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:51):
Communicate at the very minimum, you guys will grow in
repassionship exactly. And then if she says no, don't bring
it up in a fight line. But I told I
wanted to do this and you won't let me do it.
Don't I do that all the time?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Drop it? If she says no, that's it. Drop it.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Joining us on the show today is Emily My. She's
an oussie only fans creator based in Melbourne and she's
making up to two hundred and fifty thousand dollars a
year only fans, and she has one of the best
saucy secrets we're going to hear on this show. So, Emily,
what's your saucy secret.
Speaker 13 (25:28):
My saucy secret is that I've made some serious money
as a pregnant OnlyFans creator.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Soch so your pregnancy videos do better than your other videos.
Speaker 13 (25:42):
Some videos are fifty to fifty but I have a
lot of pregnancy videos that make a lot of money
still to this day.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yeah, and what are you doing in the videos?
Speaker 7 (25:51):
So?
Speaker 13 (25:51):
My most popular one is called like a Comathon of
course love you know, it's like a orgasm version of
a marathon where I basically spent hours all day giving
myself orgasms. And there was like nineteen in that video
and I was heavily pregnant and the guys just they
(26:12):
love it.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Nineteen. I struggled to get one. Yeah, I had a
really good sleep after.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
That for a month. You would have a knacket.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Were you ever worried that a dildo would hit the
baby's head?
Speaker 5 (26:24):
That is the one question I wanted to ask you.
Let's let's be honest. That was the one. Did you
hit the baby?
Speaker 13 (26:29):
No, because the cervix is closed, so nothing was going
in or out.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
And with the pregnancy, so you fell pregnant twice, So
you were doing these videos for two pregnancy and is
it true that you were getting lack of people and
people were saying that you fell pregnant the second time
just for content?
Speaker 13 (26:48):
Yes, So I like do these question boxes on my
Instagram people can ask me stuff. And I've had a
lot of predominantly men ask me because they don't understand
about pregnancy and what a woman goes through. Are you
just doing this like to make more money because they
saw that my brand kind of grew. But the money
that you make or the money that I've made from
(27:10):
the pregnancy isn't going to cover the cost of like
even childcare for the first few years, especially because you know,
the more you earn, the less of a cover you get.
And then yeah, now you've bought a prop in today
I have.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
First person to bring really excited.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I'm so exciting.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Tell us what it is and how it is incorporated
into your work.
Speaker 13 (27:34):
Okay, So obviously when I was pregnant, I was super
popular amongst men that like like breeding, men that.
Speaker 10 (27:42):
Just liked watching my belly grow.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Then after I you.
Speaker 13 (27:45):
Know, I wasn't pregnant anymore, I still had those guys around,
so I was still getting requests for pregnancy content, which
unless I got pregnant again, I couldn't deliver, So I
ordered like a pregnancy belly online. I still make them
some content every now and then.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
What kind of request do you get? Like, what are
the things of people asking you to do that pregnancy stuff?
Speaker 13 (28:07):
So my most recent one was actually just this week,
and the guy wanted me to dress up as a
pregnant teacher who wants her toes sucked.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Specific it is.
Speaker 13 (28:19):
We're still negotiating over like the length of the video
and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 10 (28:22):
But and is it a guy sucking your toes?
Speaker 13 (28:25):
Yeah, so I'll be putting my toes at the camera
to stimulate their.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Sucking my toes.
Speaker 13 (28:30):
Yeah, because there's like a POV video, right.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
What other stuff the people ask you to do more
pregnant or wearing the pregnant prosthetic.
Speaker 13 (28:39):
So I've also got spontaneous pregnancy. So I'm just me
with my body the way it is, and then I
might eat something and then I magically become pregnant.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
And that's clearly getting these people off. That's what they're into.
Speaker 10 (28:53):
I love it.
Speaker 13 (28:54):
I've had some guys when I was pregnant, but not
heavily pregnant. I just had like maybe like a four
month belly where they would want me to pretend to
eat them, and then my belly grew Yeah, hang on
like blue beat them no, as in like I would
put them into my mouth.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
It's called like war content.
Speaker 13 (29:13):
So a lot of yeah, sorry.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Go into details.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
I just like that casual you are, Yeah, I ate
the person, and my pregnancy belly became bigger.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
We're like sorry, what you yeah whatever, That's what I
would back.
Speaker 13 (29:25):
In my belly at the beginning of the video and
I would, you know, maybe I would open like a
like a takeaway back and the camera will being there
and I would pick them up and then I would
eat them, and then I would relax my belly. My
belly would grow, and they were in my belly.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
I would like the direction.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
They love that people are so creative.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Yeah, I was going to say weird, but creative is
a good way. Is there anything that that that people
have asked you to do while pregnant that you've gone no, no, no,
that's the line.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
I'm not I'm not going there.
Speaker 13 (29:55):
I've had quite a few people ask for a live
stream of the birth, which for a lot of legal
reasons I could not do, but also for privacy reasons.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
I just work.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
What a fascinating job you have.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Where can we find you if we want to see
your work?
Speaker 13 (30:15):
So obviously there's my website. I don't know if I
can mention that here. Yes, so OnlyFans dot com forward slash.
It's Emily my m a I same user name on
Instagram as well.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Amazing. Oh, thank you so much for joining us, Thanks
for having me.
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Okay, time to say good B.
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That was not bad? Actually, we'll practice her singing in
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