September 26, 2025 • 34 mins
Jana Hocking turns up the heat this week with one of our wildest episodes yet! Sydney comedian, Andrew Hamilton reveals his shocking bedroom secret of paying another man to sleep with his wife...and yes, we are joined by the other guy in studio! We also chat with Girthmasterr who has Australia's biggest penis plus Jana spills on her wild night at a Paris sex show.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Suzy Secrets.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's debaucherous, it's fallacious, and boy, oh boys, it's saucy.
Welcome back to Saucy Secrets. This is the confessional booth
you didn't know you needed with your no filter sex
and dating columnist Janna Hocking, Welcome back. It's so lovely
to see you, as it always is.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
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two weeks have been cute in a good warm up
for play. If anything with the first two really tickled
oubles tonight. But today tonight we're going.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
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Speaker 3 (00:35):
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on later tonight.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I put a little teaser out on Instagram and I
said huge in every the word and everyone guessed who
it was.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Who is it?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It's a girth Master double R.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Now, if here's a nickname like girth Master.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
He's packing, heage, he's a tripod. He's basically a tripod.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, so we'll get to girth Master a little later on.
But next we all meet a man who is paying
another man to do something very particular with his wife
that I would not play another man to do with
my wife at all. Old, what are these people doing?
We will find out next. This is Saucy Secrets on Kiss.
This is exciting because we've got our very first in
(02:34):
studio sac secret. Shall we step inside the confessional?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Boot step inside. We've got comedian Andrew Hamilton with us. Andrew,
welcome to the show. We're so excited to have you here.
Trouble Now, before we get to your secret, I have
a confession. Oh I have a thing for guys that
have been to jail. Okay, it's not on purpose, but
my second boyfriend went to jail twice while we were dating.
(02:58):
It was very exciting.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I got to go on to jail for.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
He was riding a motorbike without a license or a helmet.
And then he did a police chase, which was all
very exciting.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Okay, please pursuit.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, yeah, I was at his house as he came
zooming in on his motorbike with all this police behind
and wow, as a young girl, my first boyfriend was
a police officer. So for my second boyfriend to be
going to both ends of.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
The spectrum there, Yeah, yeah, well, I mean that sounds
a lot more badass to me.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I just went to jail for magic mushrooms and LSD.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay, So let's you've been to jail. That's where you
discovered that you were quite funny? Is that how you
got your start?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I would just kind of spe in my cell telling
jokes to my cellmates and stuff like that. I wasn't
doing them in the yard because if a joke goes
south in the yard, you know, it can have some
pretty negative consequences pretty quickly. So I just tried it
in a safe environment on one guy at a time.
And then yeah, when I got out on bail, I
was on the house arrest and I just started going
(03:56):
to open my comedy nights.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
So you've got a wild, saucy secret. What's your sourcy
secret for me?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I don't think it's that saucy.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I also, I am a day trader, and so because
I'm busy a lot, I my wife and I have
an arrangement. She has I would say, a much higher
sex drive than me, and I'm also not home a lot.
So we talked about it for a while and we
came to the arrangement of having a guy that would
come in have sex with her sometimes when I'm not home.
(04:25):
So yeah, we talked about it for a while and
it was just kind of an idea. And then about
eighty months ago that turn of reality, we met a
guy who she got along with and how I felt
comfortable enough with, and so we created a financial arrangement
where he would sleep with her when she wants to
when I'm not home.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Wow, how did you meet this guy called Diego? And
how did it happen?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
We actually met at a pickleball competition, of course he did.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
That's when all this stuff's happening.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yeah, so we had this two and then the whole
club went for drinks afterwards, and we got along and
my wife beck was there and they were heading it off.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
So then I just.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Had it back and suggested what about Diego? And she
was on board with me flooding the idea with him.
So we had to chat with him, and initially he
was a bit kind of hesitant about it, but then
we talked about making it kind of a financial arrangement
and making it there was no feelings involved. It was
just purely kind of a business thing, and it worked,
and so we just continued to do it from there.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
What did he say and how did you approach that
with him? Hey, mate, what are you up to free Thursday?
Want to come sleep with my wife?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
He thought I was joking at first, so I took
a few more drinks for me to be like, I
don't know where dead serious? And then I think the
first time Diego went over to the house, I wasn't home,
but I think Beck and him just hung out. They
didn't even have sex. They just want to try and
feel comfortable with each other. And then the second time
he went over there and they slept together.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
And what was it like knowing that there's a guy
with your wife at the moment?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Look for me, people were like, oh, is that like
this is a king thing? Are you being a like
no to me? It's like if I'm not home, to me, look,
this is gonna sound weird. He's like, essentially in a
surrogate penis, he's there to see.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
With my wife.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
When I'm not there because I'm busy, because I'm I
do day trading and night trading. I'm sometimes I'm working
for like twenty four hours in a row. So when
I'm home, of course, obviously with my wife right, there's
no question of that. But when I'm not home, it
just makes sense that there's someone else to kind of
fill that space.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Are there punks? Are there things that are off limits,
things they can and can't do? Do you need to
be told when it's happening so you know exactly where
they are.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah, there are strict rules.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
So oral sex he's allowed to give but not receive.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That's nice.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Yeah, it's got to be safe sex good. I have
to be informed every time that he's coming over. Also,
this is one he's not allowed to be called daddy.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Of all things. Yeah, so that's yours.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
That's why I think, Yeah, yeah, you like daddy. Yeah,
I have so many feelings. An article before about okay,
the word daddy. Yeah, I don't get it because to.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Me, daddy is my dad.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I don't know, It's just it turns me on. So
that's that was just one of the other weird rules
that I had.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
And I have to ask how much, how much do
you pay and how often?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
So we're paying cash.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I prefer not to talk about the actual specifics of it,
but it's basically whenever Beck wants it's so usually I
would say it's once a week, maybe sometimes twice, but
that's about it.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Well, that's actually quite a lot. I feel like that's it.
And have you like I would be worried about catching
feelings because I've had situationships or friends with benefits and
one person always catches feelings. Are you worried about that?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I don't think something this is happening now for about
eight aen months. I mean, part of the reason I
thought Diego was a good fit was because I thought.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I'm still better looking. I still feel like I'm better
looking at it.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
That's important. I always think about that.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
And also fortunately we have similar dig sizes.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeh, because we've got girth Master on later today, right.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
He actually follows me on Instagram before.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
So you wouldn't let him sleep with your wife?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Absolutely not? Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Is this Diego's job? Is this something that he does
for other people as well?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Whenhen we you floated this to him, this was not
something he'd ever done before, and so I don't think he's.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Not an escort or anything like that. This is just
an arrangement between mates.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Well, he's a graphic designer.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
We've actually got him here, so why don't we invite
him in and we'll get him to tell us he
sided with this.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Diego up next.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Now we've got diego on. So the secret was that
you outsawced someone to sleep with your wife when you're very,
very busy making money, money money. Now you met Andrew
and his wife back playing pickleball, which is very in
at the moment. And Andrew floated and I did buy you.
What was it like the first time he asked you
(09:09):
to sleep with his wife?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Oh, I mean, he's a comedian. I thought he was joking.
I thought it was just like you know, it was.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
It was a good match, and I thought he was
just trying to have some banter because like I won,
you know.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
But yeah, but then he just didn't laugh.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Oh, and we've been in this situation for eighteen months now,
have you caught the feels for beck?
Speaker 7 (09:32):
I mean, I like her like as a person. I
did from the beginning. But I don't know, I can't
I can't think of a better word.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Than practical.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Okay, okay, it's like a service and have you got
a taste for it now? Where you think this could
be a side hustle something you could.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Offer, Yeah, I mean if I can, if I can
help someone out again in the future and it works
for me, you know, I'm single at the moment, Like
I'm assuming that'd probably change things.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
What was that first meet up? Like what's running through
your head? Can you walk us through it as best
you can?
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Like it's it's awkward, like because you know, as I said,
I'd never done this before, and like I don't think
she'd done it before either, So yeah, that first time
was just mainly kind of getting to know each other,
like you're going to another man's house like, but yeah,
I think it becomes kind of, you know, a bit routine,
(10:26):
but not in a bad way. It's just that, like
that first time, it's a bit awkward. Then you understand
like why you're there, like as as Andrews said, like
you know, she has a high sexual appetite and that
that's why I'm there, Like it's not.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
To you know, be anything other than that, And what's
the aftercare?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Like?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
And I only learned what aftercare means the after I know,
it's this new thing that everyone's telling me. That's basically
what it is. So it's like, after you have sex,
do you go thank you so much and leave? Or
is there like half an hour of cuddling and chatting
or how does it work after you've done the deed?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
I mean, I'm not rushing out the door, like it's not.
It's not like sorry, do you have the money? Like
you know, it's not. It's not cashing handwork, but like, yeah,
just you know, we we've finished, we clean up. I guess,
like you know, sometimes just have a coffee, just catch
up and then I and.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Have you ever Andrew asked back, like, is there something
that Diego does that you would like me to do?
Is he better than me? Because I would be comparing
the whole time.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
No, I haven't really had that conversation.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I guess maybe part of me doesn't want to know,
but I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Have I put it in your brain now?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
And maybe the next time? What are you trying to
do me out of work?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Do you know what? Maybe Beck is the real winner
here because she gets too experience. There's so many women,
and women never talk about this enough, but we get bored.
We do get bored with the same jack hammering and
the same moves or men tend to you know, once
you've had sex for quite a while, it's just a
bit of a do you want to? Yeah, okay, bit
of a grunt and then it's done. This keeps things
(12:08):
fresh and exciting.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
A spice of life.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, And do you find that you try harder now?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I think that, if anything, it has brought us a
little bit closer.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I think when we are together we value it as.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Much as possible. And yeah, I don't know, I just
feel like we're in a good place.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Wow. Do you know at the start of this conversation,
I was thinking, no, absolutely not. This is a terrible ladea.
But there maybe so many people get the seven year itch.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
By the way, stay away from my wife. You're not
coming in with my place.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Just so we're going to have a warning. Have you
seen this? Man?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
If nothing else, this is also giving you some great
gear for the stand up routine.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Surely, right?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Can we see you talk about this somewhere soon?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Well, I am working on a new show.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
It's not quite yet, but yes, I'm sure some of this,
I mean the funniest things come from your life, right, So.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Nora, Everyron says, it's all copy, all copy.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Andrew Diego, thank you so much for coming in and
being so open and honest with it, with the future
and what it holds. May this turn into a huge
business for you and you become the next I don't know,
Elon Musk or something. Maybe you're the musk.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Because you weren't sure whether the wish is good luck
good luck.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
This is the guest that I've been looking forward to
being on the show from the moment I looked at
the run sheet for tonight.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yes, forgive me, father, for I have no I mean
produce a tailor.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah forgot because.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I was so mess norized by who we're about to talk.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
More paper.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
No, we have produced a tailor on because I can't
be the only girl thirsting over this upcoming person we're
about to chat about. So I want your reaction as well.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Feeling loved, You're feeling needed, You're feeling a part of
the team. The show for completely forgotten about apparently, So
nice step into the light, my child, I did.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I nice, nice segue, because last night I spent far
too many hours on a deep dive pure research for
the show looking at a priest called Father Jordan, and
he has got women everywhere a fluster and all he
did this poor guy, so he's a priest. He was
(14:31):
trying to bring, you know, new members of his local
British neighborhood to grow the congregation, literally trying to grow
the congregation. And so he posted this really sweet little
TikTok video saying Hi, I'm Father Jordan, like I would
love you to come join me at church, and women
(14:52):
lost their mind. The Internet shut down because he is
so hot.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
So just everyone thirsting over this. This priest.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
He has this big, thick, luscious beard, these kind eyes,
and listen, let me show you the video because it
speaks for itself. Let me play it for you.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Hello, I'm Father Jordan, and I'm delighted to be the
new vicar here at saying Edward the Confessor and momforth
come and say hello. We gather here regularly throughout the
week and of course on.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Sundays even if you haven've been for a while.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
We'd love to see you again. But this is just
me saying hi to you.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
If you follow us on Facebook or any of our
social media, are welcome for me, God bless.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
So that video has had one point four million views. Wow,
it's had ninety thousand likes, and it's just middle aged
women treating him like a piece of meat.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I don't want to downplay the sexiness of Father Jordan,
but like if he was a regular human, a plumber,
a football player, a school teacher, would he be as
hot Or is it because he's a priest and there's
something little mysterious about that that ups the hotness?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (16:04):
I think it's the innocence of him in that video
that is playing to a lot of women.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
And it's because we can't have him. Yeah, we want
him because he's it's taboo to want to have sex
with the priests allowed. Okay, so I also looked into
this conveniently, I may or may not literally and metaphorically,
I can get on British time. Okay. So now a
(16:30):
vicar can have sex, a priest can't. He's a vicar, so,
but I think he can only have sex once he
got married.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Just these comments, by the way.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Can you read them out? Because I have a theory
that women are way thirstier than men, and I think
this proves.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
If this was if this was a female member of
if it was a nun, for example, and blokes were
writing these things, canceled, switch off the internet, called the cops.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
But how many nuns now are going? Am I hot enough?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Should?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I started to test?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
And let's keep in mind that the video is so
completely innocents in front of a church, playing up to
his handsomeness or anything. He's just going introducing himself. Hi,
I would love to see you at church. So this
is what some of the Middle Age we were writing.
Not my husband wondering while I'm listening to a religious
sermon on repeat, of course, goes with that, saying just
watching it on repeat? Are you on? Holy fans? See?
(17:20):
I think that's that's quite clever.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
That's cute.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
That's quite clever. So do I confess or create my
sins with him? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, yeah, I know what I'd like to do.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Keep going, keep going, father, please don't stop. That was okay,
fifty shades of prey. Well done, well done. See women, Yeah,
come to my house, father, I need some religion in
my life. Get your mind out of the gun of
the minister. Come you started laughing. Okay, this one. I
(17:53):
need to get wet and be baptized.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
By you.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
It's a play on words.
Speaker 9 (17:57):
I feel like they just went straight to the point,
though there's no tongue in cheek.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
That could be though depending on how it goes. Yes, Daddy,
Oh wait, I mean father.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I like that. See I like it. I don't know
how I feel about daddy. Daddy to me will always
be my dad. No, I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I've just ripped all of the sexiness out of this seat.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
But haven't you keep going?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
For Give me, father, for I have sinned all over
this video.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Oh squad.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
So the best part of this story when I was
doing my research is the father has seen all the
press about himself and he's read every single comment Betty has.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
But not only has he, it.
Speaker 9 (18:34):
Was brought to his mother's attention and she went and
read every single comment.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
And he's quite proud of her son. I just like
she makes a good baby.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
The amount of research that the two of you have
gone to on this story author the job.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
And like one thing as well that I read is
a lot of people are comparing him to Scott Disick
and Ryan Gosling, And I say it, I see Scott
dizzic when he was hot, because Scott Dizzic is not hot.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Anymore, but he is giving Yeah yeah, creepy.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Sorry, speaking of orgasms, our next guest is probably responsible
for plenty all over the internet channel.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
So girth Master first came to my attention when he
started following me on Instagram and with a name like
girth Master, I'm not not going to click on his profile,
and I was shocked. This guy is a massive deal
in all sense of the word. But he he's one
of the biggest names in pawn. He's an only fans creator,
(19:42):
He's in the top one percent, and he is a
man from down Under. He's big and brizzy, So instantly
I knew we had to get him on the show.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Girth Master, thanks for joining us on Saucy Secrets.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 8 (19:55):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
My saucy secret is that I have a giant peanut
and seven inches.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Around now to help people visualize.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Trying to visualize it right now with my hands.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Frank Green water bottle. Wow, he's walking around. He's basically
a tripod.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Congratulations, round of applause. When you realized that yours was
bigger than the average.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
It was in high school like group shower setting. A
few of the boys saw it, and then one of
them like ran out told the guys outside to come
and get a look, and everyone kind of had a peek,
and I got known for it.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
What is the first reaction when you unzip your pants?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Well, it's back before I was like recognizable. It was
my favorite thing to like surprise the chick with, Like
when I get it out and they like, it's kind
of like if you've seen the ring when the chick
walks backwards up the wall get direction. A few times,
have you.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Had women instantly just go I'm so sorry, I just
can't it's just too big.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It happened a couple of times, although we've tried and
it just doesn't fit.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I did listen to our podcast you were on and
you said that it's actually easier for women to take
it up the butt than it is vaginally.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Is that true if they had experience taking things in
the butt, yet they prefer to take it anally than
in the vagina. It's just more stretchy. I guess I
haven't done a lot of anal, but some girls won't
take it in the vage. They're just strictly anal. They
won't even try.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
So let's go back to how this all began. How
does it go from I'm in the showers at school
and everyone realizes in that moment, I've got a massive
dick too. I'm now one of the biggest adult stars
on the planet. How do you end up walking that path?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Well, it was always like a digital exhibitionist. You know,
I'm posting pictures to Reddit and Twitter and Tumblr and
wherever else, and I just kind of posted for a
few weeks and then delete the account. And then one
day I made an account. It got like a lot
of traction, and a friend told me how much money
they made on only I've never really thought about it before.
So I made a page expecting to get a little
beer money or RNT money out of it, and then
(22:06):
it's just kind of snowballed. You know, someone hit me
to up the shoot, so I made a video. It
got popular, people over sea started hitting me up. So
I started working people over seas and here I am.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Now, So how much would you be on average on
a month at the moment.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Oh, I can't stay on average, but you know I'm
in a very comfortable amount. You know, I'm looking fortunate
enough that you know I've made enough money. I've bought
my mama house late last year, hopefully get myself on
in a year or two. I live very comfortably and
I've got a very nice apartment here in Hollywood. Can't complain.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
And are you dating? Like, how do you one? How
do you date with that thing between your laying? How
do women feel going on a date with you knowing
what your job is?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I mean I do date for sure. I generally like
go into you know, women in the industry or like
they're at least adjacent familiar with it.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
So you also said I found a really interesting statistic.
I think it was something like, your audience is seventy
percent men, and a lot of them say they're straight,
but they're looking at your porn regularly. As I thought,
I found that interesting. I thought would be more women.
Do you think a lot of men are more fluid
than they admit to?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Definitely? Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I think these days are probably more like fifty to
fifty men and women on my page since I started
using technok a lot more. But there's a lot of
like straight guys on my page that you know, they'll
subscribe and send me a message like hey man, you
know I like, I'm straight, I'm married, but you know
I can't stop thinking about sucking your dick, and I'm like, like,
no judgment at all. You know, it's my page, is
(23:46):
the safe space? Say what you want.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
This might be a really left field question because everyone's
got a celebrity crush, everyone's got a whole pass. Who
is girth Masters anyone on planet Earth? You've obviously slept
with a lot of people. Who is the dream? Who
is the mount rushmore? Who's your celebrity crush slash ball pass?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
My classic all time got to be Angelina Joe Lee,
But lately I've been getting into Azilia.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Oh well that's possible, isn't she.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
She has a page. I don't know what she does
on there, but she has a page that.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Would break the.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Now.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
When we said that you were coming on the show, naturally,
are in box was flooded. Everyone wants to ask questions
about you, and most importantly about your cock. So if
it's okay with you, girth Master, can you stick around
because we've got a boat load of questions from our
fans that want to ask you. Absolutely there, All right,
let's do it more with girth Master. Next, Girth Master,
(24:48):
one of the biggest adult creators on the planet. He's
on the show tonight again. How big is it?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Eight inches long and seven inches around?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
This makes me human?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Body is capable of so many wonderful things, isn't it
from you?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I've worked with some girls who are like four foot nine,
like they are time.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Where does it go?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Somehow they can sell you, honestly me past their belly.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
But I guess I know.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
So I also heard this is We will get to
the questions. But there was something you said in another
interview that had me fascinated. You said that Twitter is
basically the LinkedIn for porn stars.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I didn't even know that you can watch porn on
on Twitter, but of course, you know, for research purposes,
I did go on and have a look at yours.
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Is that just because Twitter's like he is, an unchecked
you can post pretty much whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I didn't know you could put things besides porn on
Twitter at No. Yeah, there's no like adult restrictions on Twitter.
You can post whatever you want. So in a way,
it's kind of our like a portfolio of our work.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Wow, okay, so we did have my DMS blew up
yesterday when I ask people for their questions, and I
thought I had thought of every question under the sun,
but I had not. So let's get to a couple
of them. The first one, which was the most popular
one was who is your favorite only fans creator to
collaborate with me?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
And like your friend blue Eye Kayla Jay has shot
like a bunch together back in the day, Angela White's
great to work with. Both unfortunate that, like most everyone
I've worked with has been like really amazing, you know,
to work with it, I probably work with them again now.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
The person wanted to know how do you get condoms
made in that big Like do they break? How do
you use a condom?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
There's a brand of condoms called My Size that make
up to seventy two millimeters and like you can buy
them on Amazon or like a few other stores online,
and like they fit me comfortably. So, like I said
this before on TikTok, if you're ever with the guy
and he says that he's too big for condoms, show
a picture of my dicky.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Oh my god, you were doing God's work.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
You're legit.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I'm going to use that because it is an arm
wrestled to get guys to wear condoms.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
These days, they just haven't looked hard enough. I found
them because I wanted condoms. I'm not trying to catch
something or you know, they're out there to sort of
look for them.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
What was it like telling your mom the first time
that you were on only Fans.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
The way I told Mom was like over stages because
at the time, I'd had to borrow like some money
off my mom. I was like breathing countries, like life
is kind of crazy for me. So I borrowed like
a few thousand dollars off mom, and I had like
a payment plan for like two years to pay her
back however much a week, and you know, I started
making Only Fans money. So I sent Mom just like
the lump sum, you know, gave it all back to her.
(27:40):
I was like, hey, mo, good news, bad news. You know,
I paid you back everything I owe you that The
bad news is how I got it. And I told
her that I had an online business in the adult industry.
She was like a little unsure, but you know, she's
supportive and whatever, but I didn't want to tell her
what it was because you know, I was I didn't
know what she'd say, and then it was after or
I quit my day job. Like as soon as I
(28:01):
quit my day job, I told my sisters and my
mom like, hey, I'm doing only fans now. But they've
all been so supportive and so happy for me, so
it's great.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
How do you make sure that the scene goes to
the full length and you don't reach the fining? It
becomes a spring as opposed to a marathon, as you
are sleeping with.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I can't lie Sometimes as soon as I put it in,
I know I'm in trouble. There's no sure fire way
to last longer.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I put it.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
But it's about like learning your body as well, Like
you know, I'll rub one out the day before so
that I'm like I'm regular. The only thing once in
coming too quick is having problems getting it up, because
then you know, it's it's a really like I laugh
every time because it's something really funny about you know,
I'm sitting next to like a gorgeous woman in lingerie
(28:51):
wanting to have sex with me, and I'm like jerking
off a semi hard dick, like come on, buddy, please,
Like like I have to laugh every time I do.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
So a lot of men reached out and they all
of course think that you know, they want to do it.
It's a dream job. So a lot of men asked,
what are some tips for making a sex tape that
actually looks good, because I've tried to make a sex
tape before and it was a disaster.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I mean, the number one thing is lighting, Like if
you you can have the best camera in the world,
if it isn't if the lighting isn't good enough, it'll
come out of greeny and you know, jumpy. So lighting
has you can make an amazing borno on an iPhone
if you have the right lighting.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Thank you so much for coming on the show. We
really appreciate it. What's next in the diary for you
and your massive dick.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I've just signed an exclusive contract with Brasses and they're
like the big porn company, and an exclusive contract means
that I like only shoot proceeds for that.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Well, we thank you for bringing you in your massive
penis on Saucy Secrets. It has been in lightning and
eye opening and we wish you nothing but the very
best in the future.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
To help me.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Guys fresh back in the country after a stint in Paris.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I did I went to Paris for the summer. I
put all my things in storage and off I chokeed
for a summer of romance. And there was a lot
of rose consumed. There was a lot of French champagne.
I was in heaven. And you know when you go
out with a group of friends and you're in a
bit of a naughty mood and you think, well, let's
all go to the strippers, and you have a bit
(30:28):
of a laugh, a bit of a laugh. You end
up at the strippers, you throw some queens their way
and it's a bit of a giggle. Well, the French
take it one step further. You don't go to a strippers,
You go to a sex show, which is exactly where
I found myself on my third night in Paris.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Oh good, so you started with a bang, literally literally.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
So I was with a group of Aussies because a
fella half of Australia was over there in July, and
we'd had a few drinks and this couple who I'm
new friends with and we weren't super close, but we'd
had about two bottles of rose and I said, oh,
what are you guys doing tonight? They're like, we're going
to a sex show? Do you want to come with us?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
And I'm assuming, like, obviously a strip show is that
it's just people getting nude and dancing on stage.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
It's exactly what the title says. Yeah, and I knew
it would be great content. I was a little bit
sussed that they were comfortable with me going with them.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Where was this sex show? What type of building were
you entering into?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
So it's in this beautiful old building, it's from the
seventeen hundreds and you walk down this red velvet staircase
into this like mini theater, and I thought it would
be kind of creepy old men leering, but there were
more women than men, Like it was a lot of couples.
They were beautiful velvet lounges. But as soon as I
(31:48):
walked in, there was an audience member who had been
pulled up onto stage and he was tied up and
a woman who was completely naked was whipping him, And
I felt, great, what.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I signed up for?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
That fifty euro just paid for itself. And it's just beautiful.
It's like burlesque bet with sex. So they do a
few songs and dances and they start fully clothed and
then they get naked, and then they it turns into
a soap opera. So the soap opera we watched was
(32:23):
two women. One was the housemaid, one was the rich homeowner.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
And you're just there for the plot, obviously, just there
for the plot.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
I love to support the arts. And then it just
turned into this full blown lesbian sex show. So the
housewife is desperate to sleep with the maid. The maid
keeps saying no, and then she offers her raise, and
then the maid goes to town on her and you
see a lot of oral sex.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
And at what point did you realize that clearly your
friends had invited you because they wanted a threesome and
they thought this was the best way to kick things off.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I think it's when the wife put her hand on
my knee.
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Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yes, Andrew Hamilton as well, he was Wow, what a story.
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Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I put a little teaser out on Instagram and I
said huge in every the word and everyone guessed who
it was.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Who is it?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It's a girth Master double R.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Now, if here's a nickname like girth Master.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
He's packing, heage, he's a tripod. He's basically a tripod.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, so we'll get to girth Master a little later on.
But next we all meet a man who is paying
another man to do something very particular with his wife
that I would not play another man to do with
my wife at all. Old, what are these people doing?
We will find out next. This is Saucy Secrets on Kiss.
This is exciting because we've got our very first in
(02:34):
studio sac secret. Shall we step inside the confessional?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Boot step inside. We've got comedian Andrew Hamilton with us. Andrew,
welcome to the show. We're so excited to have you here.
Trouble Now, before we get to your secret, I have
a confession. Oh I have a thing for guys that
have been to jail. Okay, it's not on purpose, but
my second boyfriend went to jail twice while we were dating.
(02:58):
It was very exciting.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I got to go on to jail for.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
He was riding a motorbike without a license or a helmet.
And then he did a police chase, which was all
very exciting.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Okay, please pursuit.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, yeah, I was at his house as he came
zooming in on his motorbike with all this police behind
and wow, as a young girl, my first boyfriend was
a police officer. So for my second boyfriend to be
going to both ends of.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
The spectrum there, Yeah, yeah, well, I mean that sounds
a lot more badass to me.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I just went to jail for magic mushrooms and LSD.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay, So let's you've been to jail. That's where you
discovered that you were quite funny? Is that how you
got your start?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I would just kind of spe in my cell telling
jokes to my cellmates and stuff like that. I wasn't
doing them in the yard because if a joke goes
south in the yard, you know, it can have some
pretty negative consequences pretty quickly. So I just tried it
in a safe environment on one guy at a time.
And then yeah, when I got out on bail, I
was on the house arrest and I just started going
(03:56):
to open my comedy nights.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
So you've got a wild, saucy secret. What's your sourcy
secret for me?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I don't think it's that saucy.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I also, I am a day trader, and so because
I'm busy a lot, I my wife and I have
an arrangement. She has I would say, a much higher
sex drive than me, and I'm also not home a lot.
So we talked about it for a while and we
came to the arrangement of having a guy that would
come in have sex with her sometimes when I'm not home.
(04:25):
So yeah, we talked about it for a while and
it was just kind of an idea. And then about
eighty months ago that turn of reality, we met a
guy who she got along with and how I felt
comfortable enough with, and so we created a financial arrangement
where he would sleep with her when she wants to
when I'm not home.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Wow, how did you meet this guy called Diego? And
how did it happen?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
We actually met at a pickleball competition, of course he did.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
That's when all this stuff's happening.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yeah, so we had this two and then the whole
club went for drinks afterwards, and we got along and
my wife beck was there and they were heading it off.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
So then I just.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Had it back and suggested what about Diego? And she
was on board with me flooding the idea with him.
So we had to chat with him, and initially he
was a bit kind of hesitant about it, but then
we talked about making it kind of a financial arrangement
and making it there was no feelings involved. It was
just purely kind of a business thing, and it worked,
and so we just continued to do it from there.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
What did he say and how did you approach that
with him? Hey, mate, what are you up to free Thursday?
Want to come sleep with my wife?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
He thought I was joking at first, so I took
a few more drinks for me to be like, I
don't know where dead serious? And then I think the
first time Diego went over to the house, I wasn't home,
but I think Beck and him just hung out. They
didn't even have sex. They just want to try and
feel comfortable with each other. And then the second time
he went over there and they slept together.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
And what was it like knowing that there's a guy
with your wife at the moment?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Look for me, people were like, oh, is that like
this is a king thing? Are you being a like
no to me? It's like if I'm not home, to me, look,
this is gonna sound weird. He's like, essentially in a
surrogate penis, he's there to see.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
With my wife.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
When I'm not there because I'm busy, because I'm I
do day trading and night trading. I'm sometimes I'm working
for like twenty four hours in a row. So when
I'm home, of course, obviously with my wife right, there's
no question of that. But when I'm not home, it
just makes sense that there's someone else to kind of
fill that space.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Are there punks? Are there things that are off limits,
things they can and can't do? Do you need to
be told when it's happening so you know exactly where
they are.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah, there are strict rules.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
So oral sex he's allowed to give but not receive.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That's nice.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Yeah, it's got to be safe sex good. I have
to be informed every time that he's coming over. Also,
this is one he's not allowed to be called daddy.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Of all things. Yeah, so that's yours.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
That's why I think, Yeah, yeah, you like daddy. Yeah,
I have so many feelings. An article before about okay,
the word daddy. Yeah, I don't get it because to.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Me, daddy is my dad.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I don't know, It's just it turns me on. So
that's that was just one of the other weird rules
that I had.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
And I have to ask how much, how much do
you pay and how often?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
So we're paying cash.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I prefer not to talk about the actual specifics of it,
but it's basically whenever Beck wants it's so usually I
would say it's once a week, maybe sometimes twice, but
that's about it.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Well, that's actually quite a lot. I feel like that's it.
And have you like I would be worried about catching
feelings because I've had situationships or friends with benefits and
one person always catches feelings. Are you worried about that?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I don't think something this is happening now for about
eight aen months. I mean, part of the reason I
thought Diego was a good fit was because I thought.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I'm still better looking. I still feel like I'm better
looking at it.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
That's important. I always think about that.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
And also fortunately we have similar dig sizes.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeh, because we've got girth Master on later today, right.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
He actually follows me on Instagram before.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
So you wouldn't let him sleep with your wife?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Absolutely not? Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Is this Diego's job? Is this something that he does
for other people as well?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Whenhen we you floated this to him, this was not
something he'd ever done before, and so I don't think he's.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Not an escort or anything like that. This is just
an arrangement between mates.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Well, he's a graphic designer.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
We've actually got him here, so why don't we invite
him in and we'll get him to tell us he
sided with this.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Diego up next.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Now we've got diego on. So the secret was that
you outsawced someone to sleep with your wife when you're very,
very busy making money, money money. Now you met Andrew
and his wife back playing pickleball, which is very in
at the moment. And Andrew floated and I did buy you.
What was it like the first time he asked you
(09:09):
to sleep with his wife?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Oh, I mean, he's a comedian. I thought he was joking.
I thought it was just like you know, it was.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
It was a good match, and I thought he was
just trying to have some banter because like I won,
you know.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
But yeah, but then he just didn't laugh.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Oh, and we've been in this situation for eighteen months now,
have you caught the feels for beck?
Speaker 7 (09:32):
I mean, I like her like as a person. I
did from the beginning. But I don't know, I can't
I can't think of a better word.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Than practical.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Okay, okay, it's like a service and have you got
a taste for it now? Where you think this could
be a side hustle something you could.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Offer, Yeah, I mean if I can, if I can
help someone out again in the future and it works
for me, you know, I'm single at the moment, Like
I'm assuming that'd probably change things.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
What was that first meet up? Like what's running through
your head? Can you walk us through it as best
you can?
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Like it's it's awkward, like because you know, as I said,
I'd never done this before, and like I don't think
she'd done it before either, So yeah, that first time
was just mainly kind of getting to know each other,
like you're going to another man's house like, but yeah,
I think it becomes kind of, you know, a bit routine,
(10:26):
but not in a bad way. It's just that, like
that first time, it's a bit awkward. Then you understand
like why you're there, like as as Andrews said, like
you know, she has a high sexual appetite and that
that's why I'm there, Like it's not.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
To you know, be anything other than that, And what's
the aftercare?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Like?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
And I only learned what aftercare means the after I know,
it's this new thing that everyone's telling me. That's basically
what it is. So it's like, after you have sex,
do you go thank you so much and leave? Or
is there like half an hour of cuddling and chatting
or how does it work after you've done the deed?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
I mean, I'm not rushing out the door, like it's not.
It's not like sorry, do you have the money? Like
you know, it's not. It's not cashing handwork, but like, yeah,
just you know, we we've finished, we clean up. I guess,
like you know, sometimes just have a coffee, just catch
up and then I and.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Have you ever Andrew asked back, like, is there something
that Diego does that you would like me to do?
Is he better than me? Because I would be comparing
the whole time.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
No, I haven't really had that conversation.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I guess maybe part of me doesn't want to know,
but I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Have I put it in your brain now?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
And maybe the next time? What are you trying to
do me out of work?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Do you know what? Maybe Beck is the real winner
here because she gets too experience. There's so many women,
and women never talk about this enough, but we get bored.
We do get bored with the same jack hammering and
the same moves or men tend to you know, once
you've had sex for quite a while, it's just a
bit of a do you want to? Yeah, okay, bit
of a grunt and then it's done. This keeps things
(12:08):
fresh and exciting.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
A spice of life.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, And do you find that you try harder now?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I think that, if anything, it has brought us a
little bit closer.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I think when we are together we value it as.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Much as possible. And yeah, I don't know, I just
feel like we're in a good place.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Wow. Do you know at the start of this conversation,
I was thinking, no, absolutely not. This is a terrible ladea.
But there maybe so many people get the seven year itch.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
By the way, stay away from my wife. You're not
coming in with my place.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Just so we're going to have a warning. Have you
seen this? Man?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
If nothing else, this is also giving you some great
gear for the stand up routine.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Surely, right?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Can we see you talk about this somewhere soon?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Well, I am working on a new show.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
It's not quite yet, but yes, I'm sure some of this,
I mean the funniest things come from your life, right, So.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Nora, Everyron says, it's all copy, all copy.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Andrew Diego, thank you so much for coming in and
being so open and honest with it, with the future
and what it holds. May this turn into a huge
business for you and you become the next I don't know,
Elon Musk or something. Maybe you're the musk.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Because you weren't sure whether the wish is good luck
good luck.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
This is the guest that I've been looking forward to
being on the show from the moment I looked at
the run sheet for tonight.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yes, forgive me, father, for I have no I mean
produce a tailor.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah forgot because.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I was so mess norized by who we're about to talk.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
More paper.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
No, we have produced a tailor on because I can't
be the only girl thirsting over this upcoming person we're
about to chat about. So I want your reaction as well.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Feeling loved, You're feeling needed, You're feeling a part of
the team. The show for completely forgotten about apparently, So
nice step into the light, my child, I did.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I nice, nice segue, because last night I spent far
too many hours on a deep dive pure research for
the show looking at a priest called Father Jordan, and
he has got women everywhere a fluster and all he
did this poor guy, so he's a priest. He was
(14:31):
trying to bring, you know, new members of his local
British neighborhood to grow the congregation, literally trying to grow
the congregation. And so he posted this really sweet little
TikTok video saying Hi, I'm Father Jordan, like I would
love you to come join me at church, and women
(14:52):
lost their mind. The Internet shut down because he is
so hot.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
So just everyone thirsting over this. This priest.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
He has this big, thick, luscious beard, these kind eyes,
and listen, let me show you the video because it
speaks for itself. Let me play it for you.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Hello, I'm Father Jordan, and I'm delighted to be the
new vicar here at saying Edward the Confessor and momforth
come and say hello. We gather here regularly throughout the
week and of course on.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Sundays even if you haven've been for a while.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
We'd love to see you again. But this is just
me saying hi to you.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
If you follow us on Facebook or any of our
social media, are welcome for me, God bless.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
So that video has had one point four million views. Wow,
it's had ninety thousand likes, and it's just middle aged
women treating him like a piece of meat.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I don't want to downplay the sexiness of Father Jordan,
but like if he was a regular human, a plumber,
a football player, a school teacher, would he be as
hot Or is it because he's a priest and there's
something little mysterious about that that ups the hotness?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (16:04):
I think it's the innocence of him in that video
that is playing to a lot of women.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
And it's because we can't have him. Yeah, we want
him because he's it's taboo to want to have sex
with the priests allowed. Okay, so I also looked into
this conveniently, I may or may not literally and metaphorically,
I can get on British time. Okay. So now a
(16:30):
vicar can have sex, a priest can't. He's a vicar, so,
but I think he can only have sex once he
got married.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Just these comments, by the way.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Can you read them out? Because I have a theory
that women are way thirstier than men, and I think
this proves.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
If this was if this was a female member of
if it was a nun, for example, and blokes were
writing these things, canceled, switch off the internet, called the cops.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
But how many nuns now are going? Am I hot enough?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Should?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I started to test?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
And let's keep in mind that the video is so
completely innocents in front of a church, playing up to
his handsomeness or anything. He's just going introducing himself. Hi,
I would love to see you at church. So this
is what some of the Middle Age we were writing.
Not my husband wondering while I'm listening to a religious
sermon on repeat, of course, goes with that, saying just
watching it on repeat? Are you on? Holy fans? See?
(17:20):
I think that's that's quite clever.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
That's cute.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
That's quite clever. So do I confess or create my
sins with him? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, yeah, I know what I'd like to do.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Keep going, keep going, father, please don't stop. That was okay,
fifty shades of prey. Well done, well done. See women, Yeah,
come to my house, father, I need some religion in
my life. Get your mind out of the gun of
the minister. Come you started laughing. Okay, this one. I
(17:53):
need to get wet and be baptized.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
By you.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
It's a play on words.
Speaker 9 (17:57):
I feel like they just went straight to the point,
though there's no tongue in cheek.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
That could be though depending on how it goes. Yes, Daddy,
Oh wait, I mean father.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I like that. See I like it. I don't know
how I feel about daddy. Daddy to me will always
be my dad. No, I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I've just ripped all of the sexiness out of this seat.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
But haven't you keep going?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
For Give me, father, for I have sinned all over
this video.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Oh squad.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
So the best part of this story when I was
doing my research is the father has seen all the
press about himself and he's read every single comment Betty has.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
But not only has he, it.
Speaker 9 (18:34):
Was brought to his mother's attention and she went and
read every single comment.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
And he's quite proud of her son. I just like
she makes a good baby.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
The amount of research that the two of you have
gone to on this story author the job.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
And like one thing as well that I read is
a lot of people are comparing him to Scott Disick
and Ryan Gosling, And I say it, I see Scott
dizzic when he was hot, because Scott Dizzic is not hot.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Anymore, but he is giving Yeah yeah, creepy.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Sorry, speaking of orgasms, our next guest is probably responsible
for plenty all over the internet channel.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
So girth Master first came to my attention when he
started following me on Instagram and with a name like
girth Master, I'm not not going to click on his profile,
and I was shocked. This guy is a massive deal
in all sense of the word. But he he's one
of the biggest names in pawn. He's an only fans creator,
(19:42):
He's in the top one percent, and he is a
man from down Under. He's big and brizzy, So instantly
I knew we had to get him on the show.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Girth Master, thanks for joining us on Saucy Secrets.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 8 (19:55):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
My saucy secret is that I have a giant peanut
and seven inches.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Around now to help people visualize.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Trying to visualize it right now with my hands.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Frank Green water bottle. Wow, he's walking around. He's basically
a tripod.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Congratulations, round of applause. When you realized that yours was
bigger than the average.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
It was in high school like group shower setting. A
few of the boys saw it, and then one of
them like ran out told the guys outside to come
and get a look, and everyone kind of had a peek,
and I got known for it.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
What is the first reaction when you unzip your pants?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Well, it's back before I was like recognizable. It was
my favorite thing to like surprise the chick with, Like
when I get it out and they like, it's kind
of like if you've seen the ring when the chick
walks backwards up the wall get direction. A few times,
have you.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Had women instantly just go I'm so sorry, I just
can't it's just too big.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It happened a couple of times, although we've tried and
it just doesn't fit.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I did listen to our podcast you were on and
you said that it's actually easier for women to take
it up the butt than it is vaginally.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Is that true if they had experience taking things in
the butt, yet they prefer to take it anally than
in the vagina. It's just more stretchy. I guess I
haven't done a lot of anal, but some girls won't
take it in the vage. They're just strictly anal. They
won't even try.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
So let's go back to how this all began. How
does it go from I'm in the showers at school
and everyone realizes in that moment, I've got a massive
dick too. I'm now one of the biggest adult stars
on the planet. How do you end up walking that path?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Well, it was always like a digital exhibitionist. You know,
I'm posting pictures to Reddit and Twitter and Tumblr and
wherever else, and I just kind of posted for a
few weeks and then delete the account. And then one
day I made an account. It got like a lot
of traction, and a friend told me how much money
they made on only I've never really thought about it before.
So I made a page expecting to get a little
beer money or RNT money out of it, and then
(22:06):
it's just kind of snowballed. You know, someone hit me
to up the shoot, so I made a video. It
got popular, people over sea started hitting me up. So
I started working people over seas and here I am.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Now, So how much would you be on average on
a month at the moment.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Oh, I can't stay on average, but you know I'm
in a very comfortable amount. You know, I'm looking fortunate
enough that you know I've made enough money. I've bought
my mama house late last year, hopefully get myself on
in a year or two. I live very comfortably and
I've got a very nice apartment here in Hollywood. Can't complain.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
And are you dating? Like, how do you one? How
do you date with that thing between your laying? How
do women feel going on a date with you knowing
what your job is?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I mean I do date for sure. I generally like
go into you know, women in the industry or like
they're at least adjacent familiar with it.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
So you also said I found a really interesting statistic.
I think it was something like, your audience is seventy
percent men, and a lot of them say they're straight,
but they're looking at your porn regularly. As I thought,
I found that interesting. I thought would be more women.
Do you think a lot of men are more fluid
than they admit to?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Definitely? Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I think these days are probably more like fifty to
fifty men and women on my page since I started
using technok a lot more. But there's a lot of
like straight guys on my page that you know, they'll
subscribe and send me a message like hey man, you
know I like, I'm straight, I'm married, but you know
I can't stop thinking about sucking your dick, and I'm like, like,
no judgment at all. You know, it's my page, is
(23:46):
the safe space? Say what you want.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
This might be a really left field question because everyone's
got a celebrity crush, everyone's got a whole pass. Who
is girth Masters anyone on planet Earth? You've obviously slept
with a lot of people. Who is the dream? Who
is the mount rushmore? Who's your celebrity crush slash ball pass?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
My classic all time got to be Angelina Joe Lee,
But lately I've been getting into Azilia.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Oh well that's possible, isn't she.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
She has a page. I don't know what she does
on there, but she has a page that.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Would break the.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Now.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
When we said that you were coming on the show, naturally,
are in box was flooded. Everyone wants to ask questions
about you, and most importantly about your cock. So if
it's okay with you, girth Master, can you stick around
because we've got a boat load of questions from our
fans that want to ask you. Absolutely there, All right,
let's do it more with girth Master. Next, Girth Master,
(24:48):
one of the biggest adult creators on the planet. He's
on the show tonight again. How big is it?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Eight inches long and seven inches around?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
This makes me human?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Body is capable of so many wonderful things, isn't it
from you?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I've worked with some girls who are like four foot nine,
like they are time.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Where does it go?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Somehow they can sell you, honestly me past their belly.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
But I guess I know.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
So I also heard this is We will get to
the questions. But there was something you said in another
interview that had me fascinated. You said that Twitter is
basically the LinkedIn for porn stars.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I didn't even know that you can watch porn on
on Twitter, but of course, you know, for research purposes,
I did go on and have a look at yours.
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Is that just because Twitter's like he is, an unchecked
you can post pretty much whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I didn't know you could put things besides porn on
Twitter at No. Yeah, there's no like adult restrictions on Twitter.
You can post whatever you want. So in a way,
it's kind of our like a portfolio of our work.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Wow, okay, so we did have my DMS blew up
yesterday when I ask people for their questions, and I
thought I had thought of every question under the sun,
but I had not. So let's get to a couple
of them. The first one, which was the most popular
one was who is your favorite only fans creator to
collaborate with me?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
And like your friend blue Eye Kayla Jay has shot
like a bunch together back in the day, Angela White's
great to work with. Both unfortunate that, like most everyone
I've worked with has been like really amazing, you know,
to work with it, I probably work with them again now.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
The person wanted to know how do you get condoms
made in that big Like do they break? How do
you use a condom?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
There's a brand of condoms called My Size that make
up to seventy two millimeters and like you can buy
them on Amazon or like a few other stores online,
and like they fit me comfortably. So, like I said
this before on TikTok, if you're ever with the guy
and he says that he's too big for condoms, show
a picture of my dicky.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Oh my god, you were doing God's work.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
You're legit.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I'm going to use that because it is an arm
wrestled to get guys to wear condoms.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
These days, they just haven't looked hard enough. I found
them because I wanted condoms. I'm not trying to catch
something or you know, they're out there to sort of
look for them.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
What was it like telling your mom the first time
that you were on only Fans.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
The way I told Mom was like over stages because
at the time, I'd had to borrow like some money
off my mom. I was like breathing countries, like life
is kind of crazy for me. So I borrowed like
a few thousand dollars off mom, and I had like
a payment plan for like two years to pay her
back however much a week, and you know, I started
making Only Fans money. So I sent Mom just like
the lump sum, you know, gave it all back to her.
(27:40):
I was like, hey, mo, good news, bad news. You know,
I paid you back everything I owe you that The
bad news is how I got it. And I told
her that I had an online business in the adult industry.
She was like a little unsure, but you know, she's
supportive and whatever, but I didn't want to tell her
what it was because you know, I was I didn't
know what she'd say, and then it was after or
I quit my day job. Like as soon as I
(28:01):
quit my day job, I told my sisters and my
mom like, hey, I'm doing only fans now. But they've
all been so supportive and so happy for me, so
it's great.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
How do you make sure that the scene goes to
the full length and you don't reach the fining? It
becomes a spring as opposed to a marathon, as you
are sleeping with.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I can't lie Sometimes as soon as I put it in,
I know I'm in trouble. There's no sure fire way
to last longer.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I put it.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
But it's about like learning your body as well, Like
you know, I'll rub one out the day before so
that I'm like I'm regular. The only thing once in
coming too quick is having problems getting it up, because
then you know, it's it's a really like I laugh
every time because it's something really funny about you know,
I'm sitting next to like a gorgeous woman in lingerie
(28:51):
wanting to have sex with me, and I'm like jerking
off a semi hard dick, like come on, buddy, please,
Like like I have to laugh every time I do.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
So a lot of men reached out and they all
of course think that you know, they want to do it.
It's a dream job. So a lot of men asked,
what are some tips for making a sex tape that
actually looks good, because I've tried to make a sex
tape before and it was a disaster.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I mean, the number one thing is lighting, Like if
you you can have the best camera in the world,
if it isn't if the lighting isn't good enough, it'll
come out of greeny and you know, jumpy. So lighting
has you can make an amazing borno on an iPhone
if you have the right lighting.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Thank you so much for coming on the show. We
really appreciate it. What's next in the diary for you
and your massive dick.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I've just signed an exclusive contract with Brasses and they're
like the big porn company, and an exclusive contract means
that I like only shoot proceeds for that.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Well, we thank you for bringing you in your massive
penis on Saucy Secrets. It has been in lightning and
eye opening and we wish you nothing but the very
best in the future.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
To help me.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Guys fresh back in the country after a stint in Paris.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I did I went to Paris for the summer. I
put all my things in storage and off I chokeed
for a summer of romance. And there was a lot
of rose consumed. There was a lot of French champagne.
I was in heaven. And you know when you go
out with a group of friends and you're in a
bit of a naughty mood and you think, well, let's
all go to the strippers, and you have a bit
(30:28):
of a laugh, a bit of a laugh. You end
up at the strippers, you throw some queens their way
and it's a bit of a giggle. Well, the French
take it one step further. You don't go to a strippers,
You go to a sex show, which is exactly where
I found myself on my third night in Paris.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Oh good, so you started with a bang, literally literally.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
So I was with a group of Aussies because a
fella half of Australia was over there in July, and
we'd had a few drinks and this couple who I'm
new friends with and we weren't super close, but we'd
had about two bottles of rose and I said, oh,
what are you guys doing tonight? They're like, we're going
to a sex show? Do you want to come with us?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
And I'm assuming, like, obviously a strip show is that
it's just people getting nude and dancing on stage.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
It's exactly what the title says. Yeah, and I knew
it would be great content. I was a little bit
sussed that they were comfortable with me going with them.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Where was this sex show? What type of building were
you entering into?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
So it's in this beautiful old building, it's from the
seventeen hundreds and you walk down this red velvet staircase
into this like mini theater, and I thought it would
be kind of creepy old men leering, but there were
more women than men, Like it was a lot of couples.
They were beautiful velvet lounges. But as soon as I
(31:48):
walked in, there was an audience member who had been
pulled up onto stage and he was tied up and
a woman who was completely naked was whipping him, And
I felt, great, what.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I signed up for?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
That fifty euro just paid for itself. And it's just beautiful.
It's like burlesque bet with sex. So they do a
few songs and dances and they start fully clothed and
then they get naked, and then they it turns into
a soap opera. So the soap opera we watched was
(32:23):
two women. One was the housemaid, one was the rich homeowner.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
And you're just there for the plot, obviously, just there
for the plot.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
I love to support the arts. And then it just
turned into this full blown lesbian sex show. So the
housewife is desperate to sleep with the maid. The maid
keeps saying no, and then she offers her raise, and
then the maid goes to town on her and you
see a lot of oral sex.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
And at what point did you realize that clearly your
friends had invited you because they wanted a threesome and
they thought this was the best way to kick things off.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I think it's when the wife put her hand on
my knee.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
On that note, let's wrap things up the end of
yet another Saucy Secrets. By the way, let's not forget
we do have one of these incredible womanizer liberty to
sing the Britney Speace song. You've been doing it in
between the songs the whole.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
But you don't get this one because I'm taking this one.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
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juju as well for helping us out because we couldn't
do the show without them.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
We love them.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Don't forget. If you've been listening to the show and
you think yourself, Oh, I've got a saucy secret we
want to hear from you. Get the iHeart app on
your phone. There's a microphone feature. Just tell us all
about it. Big thank you to girth Master for coming
on the show. That was something else.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yes, Andrew Hamilton as well, he was Wow, what a story.
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