November 12, 2025 • 24 mins
This week, Monty tells us the 'desperate times call for desperate measures' situation her partner Sam recently found himself in that leaves Mel horrified. There's also some sweet young love at the 7/11, bad bedtimes, and a copy of Frank Sinatra's rider has us guessing what would be on each other's. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hi everyone, it's Mail and Monty. This is your show
and Towel podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hello, Hello everyone, it's Mel and Monte. Welcome to today's episode. Hey,
how grosses this male? So Sam goes to the gym
most days and then he takes his stuff to have
a shower at work. So where he works, it's like
he works remotely, but it's in an office and it's
(00:35):
like a converted house, this nice converted house that people
rent different rooms, so there's a bathroom that was like
you know when it was a house. So anyway, he
normally will take a towel and he's deodorant and all,
like he's clothes to get changed into. Anyway, he goes
to the gym, does like the bike running waits like foul,
(00:57):
gets to work and he's like, I forgot my towel. Shit,
what am I going to do? Like I cannot spend
the day like this. He goes into the shower and
he's like, there's a towel there, none of the yet
one of the other guys had had a shower earlier.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The towel was still wet.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
From the man's body. Samds like, I was so desperate
he had a shower and used some Rando's towel that
is just got a random office, but it was still
wet from the man.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I think very highly of your partners. It's just just
taking it down about seventy two, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I was like, A you serious, so you've got bum
face from some Rando in the office.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't even like if I go to someone's house
and I go for a week and I wash my hands,
I don't even like knowing eh, drying on their handtail
because I'm like, when do they wash this last whatever?
That is also the courage thee.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I was like, I would be so nervous because the
guy could have noticed, or the towels like double the
wetness of last time. But I also like, that is
something you would never do.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Never, But I would rather drip dry.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I would, and then if you everyone would get stuck or.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I would honestly rather drip dry, or or even in
my even using my sweaty gym clothes, which I know
defeats the purpose. I would maybe use that just to
dab myself off. There is a zero chance I would
do that. I would rather sit in my sweaty gym body.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah. Else what about would you go somebody else's towel
or the foot towel.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
The foot towel I can deal with better. How is disgusting.
It's not interfering with anything that's coming in contact with
my mouth or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
It's so it's pretty nasty. But I have said, we're
a communal family who share towels. But that's why I'm
thing that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Grows his people out.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
But yeah, to use just a random something, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
God, hopefully you can just get right in there, like
maybe you're talking about your dad doing the floss with
the towel.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, but like the guy would have had a dick
and pubes and then Sam's rubbed his dick.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I couldn't even bear. I couldn't even bear the thought
of using someone's damp towel. No, the dampness as well.
He is so full on.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
But he couldn't have gone for a dry towel, like
do you know what I mean? Like say somebody had
a towel dry, and then somebody came though, like the
guy walked in to use it, and he'd be like,
my towel's been Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
My god, No, sweat is worse because it's fresh I've
just gotten out of there.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The gym was it's so was shook us when I heard,
But I'm like, well you were also what could you do?
Like he wasn't going to sit in his gym shorts and.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Stuff all day.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You wouldn't have a productive day sitting there feeling really
gross all days with your gym clothes on.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I still think i'd even feel worse knowing I've just
put I just can't get bat.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, it's so gross, just changing gears. So my little
boy Alo, who's eleven, he's onto his second girlfriend now.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That kid.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, so he had his first girlfriend and then she
dumped him and he was actually heartbroken. Like he doesn't
share much, so I don't know, but I a little
while after, I said, how do you feel like you're
still sad? I'm just going to call her, Sally. Do
you feel like he's still sad about? Sally said I not.
It can be really hard, does your heart you know?
(05:06):
Do you feel like your heart's broken? He's like, won't
it always be? And I was like, oh, it feels intensely,
doesn't It's so intensely And I said, no, it won't.
I know, it feels like it'd always be broken. But
I promise you will get.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So beautiful of you because when you think back to
our childhoods and like you broke up with your boyfriend
in grade five or whatever to be like you're not
going to marry him anyway, I'm laughing at you, Like
how childish that is there. I know, something so trivial
totally in that time. That's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's also like I'm thinking, you know, when Baxter brings
home a girlfriend when he's around seventeen, it's like you
need to invest in her, so they want to be
around your house, but you also know she's not going
to be around forever, so you don't want to get
too attached either.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You've got that date very planned out too. When he
brings a girlfriend home at seventeen.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Anyway, so he's got this new girl, and this new
girl asked him out always through a friend. Her friends
came up and asked him if she would go out.
And she's literally double his height. Arlo hasn't had a
growth spurt. He's tiny and he knows it and he
actually like embraces it. He's like, I don't want to
(06:21):
have a growth spurt. I'm going to stop eating so
I don't have a growth spurt, like he just leans
into shit where stuff like that. Anyway, so apparently she's
like twice the heart of him. And his other friend
has girlfriend as well, so the two of them always
end up having girlfriends together. Anyway, I took them the
other day, picked them up from the bus and took
them to the local spa it's called which is just
(06:45):
like a mini mini, you know, like a whatever seven
to eleven kind of thing, and they wanted to get
something for their girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Have I told you this, No, you haven't.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Anyway, because it was Arlo's new girlfriend's birthday, so he's like,
I want to get a present. I said, okay, that's
no worries. And then his mate was with him and
he wanted to get his girlfriend something. So the friend
is like, I know that she loves chicken crimpies. I'm
gonna get a chicken crimp So his friend got his
(07:15):
girlfriend chicken crimpies and Arlo goes for a dairy milk block.
I'm like, great, great choices, guys like you know what
they like. Anyway, Arlo comes home the next day and
his lunchbox is full. I'm like, why is your lunchbox full?
This drives this kid's on ADHD meds as well, so
it crushes your appetite. We get a big breakfast into
(07:38):
him and a big dinner, but getting lunch into him
is really hard, and he goes so hard that it
stresses me out. He's like a twig.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm like, Allo, you have to be eating your lunch.
I know you don't feel like it, but you have
to get something into your body.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
And he goes, yeoh, I did.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Actually it wasn't Kelly's birthday today. I got the date wrong,
so I ate a chocolate block.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
He ate the whole one enough. I mean, god, move
my god.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm like, mate, next time for next week. You're spending
your own money. Then I gave you money to buy her.
You should have bought it home and saved it and
gave it to it. So then he goes to He's like, shivers,
it's her birthday today. I've got to get her something.
And he catches the bus near a SERVERO. I said,
we'll take your money and go in and get her
a chocolate bar. Yeah, So he goes in, he gets
(08:31):
the chocolate bar, and then when he gets home I'm like,
did you get change from the chocolate bar that you
can put back in your wallet? He said, nah, I gave.
I just said that they can keep it. I said
how much was the chocolate bar? He said five bucks
and he had a ten dollar note. So just to
the person behind the cameras, you can keep the change.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Tell me that presumable adult.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, I thought the shame thing I said that. I
was like, that's terrible that they did that, because that
was a full five dollars, and so he's obviously heard.
Sometimes I say you can keep the change. It might be,
you know, twenty cents or something. And he's so generous
he'd give the shirt off his back. But I'm like,
you don't have to tip at places like service stations, mate, Like,
(09:14):
that's not one you have to lovely. If you've had
something to eat somewhere, you can leave a little bit
of money for them, but you don't give five.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Bucks to the servo guy. Just keep the change. It
felt like a hero too. Yeah, you keep the change.
Oh my god, you know that it sounds stupid, But
when you took them into that place and that kid
was saying, oh she I know she likes chicken crimpies
or whatever. That seems such like a important lesson, but
(09:44):
almost a bit romantic, even though it's so innocent. In
paying attention to what they like, to what they like,
that is a lesson you will carry through. And I
thought too.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I was like, I'm embarrassed that you're taking baking crimpy.
But she's into chicken cremp.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
That's very because if it's another, if it's something else,
it's the mom's buying it. No, you want, Y bought it.
And for her, she's more excited about chicken crimpies than
if you said I bought her a little perfume or
totally fucking perfume. I want the chicken crimpies.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I told you though, that Arlo's last girlfriend. He went,
we had to go to sports Girl because he wanted
to buy her a present, and he bought two nets.
He wanted to buy two necklaces, one with her initial
and one with his initial, and then they so he
wore her initial and then she wore his, and I
was so vulnerable. I was like, what if she doesn't
want this or I was so nervous. Anyway, she loved it.
(10:40):
But then the other week I saw him go to
the bin and put her initial in the bin. And
I was like, oh, he's still a bit sad about
that one.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It's got his new girlfriend who they never talk.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, well how so and so? And he's like, I
don't know, just say it's it's just a status thing.
The school had to tell them we're not because everyone
is getting into boyfriends and girlfriends. And they said enough,
it's not allowed anymore. But Arlo's got a sneak to
your friend.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Just you know, keep it under wraps, the hidden girlfriend.
Just speak more fun. This is sort of changing, changing
things up a bit. But I saw the other day
this thing was going around of Frank Sinatra's rider that
he used to have a random thing to go around.
How long has he been dead for? Oh, he died
(11:33):
the night of the Seinfeld finale. That's right. You've talked
about that before. Yes, was ninety eight. Wow, so he's
been dead for a long time. But I mean, this
list is unbelievable. I'll go through a couple of things.
Color TV with second input for in house. Pickup one
bottle each of Absolute vodka, Jack Daniels, Shivas, Regal be Feed,
(11:55):
a gin, white wine and red wine. A bottle each
for all of his crew a bottle, No, just a
bottle each of those things for here have assorted mixes.
Twenty four sodas, regular and diet, one fruit bowl, one
cheese tray, two eggs salad sandwiches. This is I assume
one night, Yeah yeah, two eggs salad sandwiches, two chicken
(12:18):
salad sandwiches minus the Mayo Oh dry, three cans of
Campbell's Chicken and Rice soup chicken, twelve rolls of Cherry
Life savers, twelve rolls of assorted Life savers, twelve boxes
of cough drops, one bag of miniature TUTSI rolls, one
bowl of pretzels and chips, salt and pepper, tea bags, honey,
(12:39):
lemon and limes, sugar and sweet and low spring water,
twelve water glasses, twelve wine glasses, six linen napkins, six
white bath towels, six boxes of Kleenex. What are you
fucking doing with all those Kleenex for one night? Six boxes?
I bet you half the time, or more than half
(13:00):
the time, not one thing would even be touched.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Maybe a sip out of a you know, one drink
and a couple of Cherry Life savers, I like, the demand.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Would not be there. They would have gone through all
of that booze possibly, sure, but just the power of
being able to have whatever you want there and they
just wouldn't you. There's no way they would go through
even half of that every time. It'd be so wasteful.
But this is what it made me think about what
would be on our riders and what would be on yours. Okay,
(13:31):
here we go, Okay, this is how well I know you? Okay,
I think you would want a bed. Yeah, yes, you
can have a little nert when you tie new plums
and I mask on die coke.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, I've turned too a little bit. Yes, I'm very cold.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I'm definitely coke zero well hope, no sugar they call
it now. There's a very big difference. And then also
then full coke is another step, very different.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
What full coke is like you don't care about your
wife or your body.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I drink full coke if it's my choice, I'll drink
full coke. To me is so.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Or like a fan to is just like you hate yourself.
It's I hate yourself drink. Backster came home drinking full
strength coke the other day and I'm like, oh, the
only thing worse would be seeing someone drink vanilla coke.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
That's nicey nuck.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
But the artificial stuff it's terrible for you, cancer causing apparently.
But yeah, but it would have to be cans, and
ideally a straw as well, a straw. Really love drinking
cold stuff straw.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
There's something gross about putting your mouth up on that
can too, Like, who's touched that can? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
They are Like I have a yetty big fucking huge
yetti cup that's got a straw, and I know it
revolts most people because just sucking on the same straw.
I've had it for over a year. Obviously, I clean
it very regularly. Yes, but sometimes I look at it
and I'm like, oh, my lipstick marks around the outside,
(15:10):
so it looks nasty.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Water bottles are so fucking discussed. It makes me feel
I've got one with a straw. Most of the time
that I use to I'm trying to avoid it because
it's like it makes your lips are cool. Na.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, but I also like the boys have drink bottles
and I'll just if they go I want to drink,
I'll just hand them any drink bottle I would never
sip out of the.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh my god, never ever.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Nah.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
I'm like, I get angry. I go and collect everyone's
drink bottles, and I'm like, none of you pigs think
to ever clean your drink bottles. They're disgusting. You have
to clean them all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Do you get like a baby's bottle scrubber and getting there?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yep? So I've got it for the like the inside
like a bottlebrush.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, that's right, I never do.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
But I've also got the one like there's little ones,
the little ones for the straws. I've got that.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Where I get into that straw. Oh, I have to
I clean my straw a lot. But I'm also like
a friend the other day is like, is it gross?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Is stinky?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I'm like, I don't think it would be any more
stinky than like the lid of where you sip out
of your bottle.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Probably not. No, I can't imagine it would be. I
don't know. Okay, okay, so we've done the bed. I'm
asked ear Plug's Dike coke a bowl of mints.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Oh, hands down, Eclipse mints. Have to have mints always,
and I put some in my pocket before I went
out and performed.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yes, and a Syde bowl. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Well, every time we used to work together, which was
once a week, you'd come to my house, I'd go
get in a Cyde bawl. I haven't had one in
a while, though, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Haven't you? Have you done the typical go hard on
them and then one day you wake up anymore?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And it's not as convenient like it used to be
at the end of my street, remember, yes, yes, but
now it's not.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
They've had their run. I think I've had Like they're outdated,
that lasted way longer than I thought it would.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
My dad wants to start in a side bowl business.
He goes to Vietnam all the time. He's like that
would go off, like he's seriously thinking of doing it.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
You go for it, Ean Diamond, I love that.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Like he's nearly eighty and he's still so business minded.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
That's what keeps you going. Oh yeah, that decline often starts.
I reckon. My dad's a sharp as a whip. Yeah,
that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Say is sharp as a whip?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Well, I guess so, okay. A phone charger, yes, and
a television or a laptop that plays Real Housewives of
Beverly Hill that yeah, yeah, just when you're hanging out
there and then someone says, okay, Katie, you got you know,
five minutes still showtime, and you'll be like, okay, let
me just finish this episode. Yes, yes, definitely imagine having
(17:48):
that your own room. Oh and you can just have what.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I just don't know what you would have on yours,
because food wise, you're very like a bowl of pasta
you'd have on there. But then you'd have donuts I
reckon because you just kind of grab whatsever convened.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I'm not big on donuts though. Ues anyway, red Die
chips you would have.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You would have a block of chocolate there, definitely dark chocolate.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Ill. You know.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
You'd probably have your laptop there so you can edit
because you've got so much work piled up.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I need music. I wouldn't need I need music at
all times. Same chewy or mince yep. A mirror and makeup.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
A mirror and makeup. I'm happy with that, yes, yeah, yeah,
and maybe that head thing that you wear sometimes oh
my bonnet, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Your bonnet. Yeah, but I wouldn't be napping, No, too
hyped up on amphetamines.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
So you never nap and you go to bed after
two am, how are you standing? You are heading towards
pretty fucking hectic burnt out.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I feel I feel very scared. I feel like, sometimes,
oh god, one day I'm going to drop, Yeah you will.
It scares me about myself because it's like.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Shift workers take like ten years off their life and
you're basically doing that.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
And that makes me feel more anxious, which feed into
it even worse. But it's just it's almost that idea too,
if you know, people talk about that revenge revenge, nighttime revenge,
procrastination or something they call it, where you feel like
you've had a day that nothing has been feeding you
more about you that it's like I'm just gonna, you
know whatever, Like so.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You watch shows or something, or are you working until then?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I'm usually working, but sometimes I'm like scrolling, or like
when I actually get into bed, I'm like, I'll just
start scrolling and then I see that's interesting, and my
brain deep down I've so turned on.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I if somebody said to me, you have to stay
up till two am tonight.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I would cry. I would legit cry.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I cannot tell you the last time I saw two am,
besides maybe going in and settling Ody.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
And I feel the same way about going to be
bit early because I'm in bed at eight thirty every month,
I'm missing like all those hours I'm missing asleep. See,
I don't know how important. It's so important you're doing
it the right way. But I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Feel that about early morning people because I'm early to bed,
late to rise. Like, I'm not a night person or
a morning person. I'm probably like an eleven to twelve person,
eleven am to twelve mid day, like I've got one
hour of real gusto in me. Outside of that, I'm
not an anything person. But I look at people who
get up at like five, go for a run, get
(20:37):
all you know, do their breathwork, their meditation, all of
that shit, maybe get some emails done, and they're just
set up for a fantastic day.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I'd be exhausted by the end of all that. Fuck
I've done so much or need a break. Right, Yeah,
it's seven am, I need to go back to bed.
But they're the people.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I really am like, oh God, getting up that early,
you get so much more done in your day.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, I wish I had that, But there is part
of me I understand the concept of doing that, and
you are. It's like your intention for the day set
doing these positive things. But I also do think there
is so much glorification about getting up early and getting
a jump on the day. But some people naturally are
wired to be not like I think. I'm definitely three
(21:21):
is ridiculous, but I do. I just I'm more switched
on at night. Yeah, it's where my mind works much
better at night than it does in the morning. Yeah right,
I'm just faster at night. It takes me a build
up to get myself sorted in the day.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
To then get your second wind.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah yeah, it's yeah, not a crat. But anyway, whatever, whatever,
h to their own mate. We're going to dive something
when I die. You've got this whole back catalog of
if you have a podcast, listen to our our almost
six hundredth episode of just coming up in a couple
of podcasts.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I feel like it was three months ago you said
we're at five hundred.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah. No, I think the last time I mentioned it,
we're at four fifty.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
That is fucking terrifying. We need to do something to
celebrate that. I don't know what it is, Well, we
were not bird episodes.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Well, I don't know, but just six hundred episodes is
so many, Like you just throw that number away because
you go, oh yeah, six hundred episodes is so full on.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Some of the biggest podcasts in the world haven't done
that much, and we still haven't crackled why wanted the bigs?
Do you know what? Though? I was thinking, like when
I was looking at ideas for Lucky Dips, right, I
was thinking about, oh, maybe this idea of what what
are some little things we don't know about each other? God,
(22:50):
that would be hard. It's like I can't actually really
think of anything. You know. What I had on my
list One was I was going to ask you can
you drive Manual, which e'vevan, Yeah, I can. I don't
like Cereal, That's what's on my list. No, I think
you've told me that.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I think you've told me that you don't like Cereal
because when I say I have wheat bits and stuff,
you're a vaulted by it.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
There is a Cereal song. Great.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
No, it's because we've spent so much time together and
whether the mics are on or off, we talk exactly
the same. So it's like, yes, we cover and we've
worked together for so long, isn't it wild? Yeah, it's
pretty exciting, it's pretty lovely episodes, fat and I still
like you. I still like you too. Yeah, it's quite
(23:37):
a miracle, isn't it It is? And I still love
doing our podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Anyway, so you're stuck with us, send us presents for
our six hundreds episode. Oh my god, be us doing something.
It should be you fucking guys doing something for.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Us, Mecca if you're listening, or any big brand.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, take money from individuals new Lexus.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I want the Lexus. We deserve it. We deserve it,
six hundred episodes. I'm not above wanting free shit. Let
me tell you love free shit.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I used to get it all the time when I
was a bit more visible, and now it's nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Who knows, you never know? All right, Well, thank you
guys for listening.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
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reason why we keep doing this and also to keep
ourselves entertained, and yeah, selfish reasons as well. But getting
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running of this podcast and you know, just whatever we chat.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Bye guys, Love you,
Hi everyone, it's Mail and Monty. This is your show
and Towel podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hello, Hello everyone, it's Mel and Monte. Welcome to today's episode. Hey,
how grosses this male? So Sam goes to the gym
most days and then he takes his stuff to have
a shower at work. So where he works, it's like
he works remotely, but it's in an office and it's
(00:35):
like a converted house, this nice converted house that people
rent different rooms, so there's a bathroom that was like
you know when it was a house. So anyway, he
normally will take a towel and he's deodorant and all,
like he's clothes to get changed into. Anyway, he goes
to the gym, does like the bike running waits like foul,
(00:57):
gets to work and he's like, I forgot my towel. Shit,
what am I going to do? Like I cannot spend
the day like this. He goes into the shower and
he's like, there's a towel there, none of the yet
one of the other guys had had a shower earlier.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The towel was still wet.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
From the man's body. Samds like, I was so desperate
he had a shower and used some Rando's towel that
is just got a random office, but it was still
wet from the man.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I think very highly of your partners. It's just just
taking it down about seventy two, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I was like, A you serious, so you've got bum
face from some Rando in the office.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't even like if I go to someone's house
and I go for a week and I wash my hands,
I don't even like knowing eh, drying on their handtail
because I'm like, when do they wash this last whatever?
That is also the courage thee.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I was like, I would be so nervous because the
guy could have noticed, or the towels like double the
wetness of last time. But I also like, that is
something you would never do.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Never, But I would rather drip dry.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I would, and then if you everyone would get stuck or.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I would honestly rather drip dry, or or even in
my even using my sweaty gym clothes, which I know
defeats the purpose. I would maybe use that just to
dab myself off. There is a zero chance I would
do that. I would rather sit in my sweaty gym body.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah. Else what about would you go somebody else's towel
or the foot towel.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
The foot towel I can deal with better. How is disgusting.
It's not interfering with anything that's coming in contact with
my mouth or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
It's so it's pretty nasty. But I have said, we're
a communal family who share towels. But that's why I'm
thing that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Grows his people out.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
But yeah, to use just a random something, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
God, hopefully you can just get right in there, like
maybe you're talking about your dad doing the floss with
the towel.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, but like the guy would have had a dick
and pubes and then Sam's rubbed his dick.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I couldn't even bear. I couldn't even bear the thought
of using someone's damp towel. No, the dampness as well.
He is so full on.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
But he couldn't have gone for a dry towel, like
do you know what I mean? Like say somebody had
a towel dry, and then somebody came though, like the
guy walked in to use it, and he'd be like,
my towel's been Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
My god, No, sweat is worse because it's fresh I've
just gotten out of there.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The gym was it's so was shook us when I heard,
But I'm like, well you were also what could you do?
Like he wasn't going to sit in his gym shorts and.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Stuff all day.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You wouldn't have a productive day sitting there feeling really
gross all days with your gym clothes on.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I still think i'd even feel worse knowing I've just
put I just can't get bat.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, it's so gross, just changing gears. So my little
boy Alo, who's eleven, he's onto his second girlfriend now.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That kid.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, so he had his first girlfriend and then she
dumped him and he was actually heartbroken. Like he doesn't
share much, so I don't know, but I a little
while after, I said, how do you feel like you're
still sad? I'm just going to call her, Sally. Do
you feel like he's still sad about? Sally said I not.
It can be really hard, does your heart you know?
(05:06):
Do you feel like your heart's broken? He's like, won't
it always be? And I was like, oh, it feels intensely,
doesn't It's so intensely And I said, no, it won't.
I know, it feels like it'd always be broken. But
I promise you will get.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So beautiful of you because when you think back to
our childhoods and like you broke up with your boyfriend
in grade five or whatever to be like you're not
going to marry him anyway, I'm laughing at you, Like
how childish that is there. I know, something so trivial
totally in that time. That's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's also like I'm thinking, you know, when Baxter brings
home a girlfriend when he's around seventeen, it's like you
need to invest in her, so they want to be
around your house, but you also know she's not going
to be around forever, so you don't want to get
too attached either.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You've got that date very planned out too. When he
brings a girlfriend home at seventeen.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Anyway, so he's got this new girl, and this new
girl asked him out always through a friend. Her friends
came up and asked him if she would go out.
And she's literally double his height. Arlo hasn't had a
growth spurt. He's tiny and he knows it and he
actually like embraces it. He's like, I don't want to
(06:21):
have a growth spurt. I'm going to stop eating so
I don't have a growth spurt, like he just leans
into shit where stuff like that. Anyway, so apparently she's
like twice the heart of him. And his other friend
has girlfriend as well, so the two of them always
end up having girlfriends together. Anyway, I took them the
other day, picked them up from the bus and took
them to the local spa it's called which is just
(06:45):
like a mini mini, you know, like a whatever seven
to eleven kind of thing, and they wanted to get
something for their girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Have I told you this, No, you haven't.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Anyway, because it was Arlo's new girlfriend's birthday, so he's like,
I want to get a present. I said, okay, that's
no worries. And then his mate was with him and
he wanted to get his girlfriend something. So the friend
is like, I know that she loves chicken crimpies. I'm
gonna get a chicken crimp So his friend got his
(07:15):
girlfriend chicken crimpies and Arlo goes for a dairy milk block.
I'm like, great, great choices, guys like you know what
they like. Anyway, Arlo comes home the next day and
his lunchbox is full. I'm like, why is your lunchbox full?
This drives this kid's on ADHD meds as well, so
it crushes your appetite. We get a big breakfast into
(07:38):
him and a big dinner, but getting lunch into him
is really hard, and he goes so hard that it
stresses me out. He's like a twig.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm like, Allo, you have to be eating your lunch.
I know you don't feel like it, but you have
to get something into your body.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
And he goes, yeoh, I did.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Actually it wasn't Kelly's birthday today. I got the date wrong,
so I ate a chocolate block.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
He ate the whole one enough. I mean, god, move
my god.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm like, mate, next time for next week. You're spending
your own money. Then I gave you money to buy her.
You should have bought it home and saved it and
gave it to it. So then he goes to He's like, shivers,
it's her birthday today. I've got to get her something.
And he catches the bus near a SERVERO. I said,
we'll take your money and go in and get her
a chocolate bar. Yeah, So he goes in, he gets
(08:31):
the chocolate bar, and then when he gets home I'm like,
did you get change from the chocolate bar that you
can put back in your wallet? He said, nah, I gave.
I just said that they can keep it. I said
how much was the chocolate bar? He said five bucks
and he had a ten dollar note. So just to
the person behind the cameras, you can keep the change.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Tell me that presumable adult.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, I thought the shame thing I said that. I
was like, that's terrible that they did that, because that
was a full five dollars, and so he's obviously heard.
Sometimes I say you can keep the change. It might be,
you know, twenty cents or something. And he's so generous
he'd give the shirt off his back. But I'm like,
you don't have to tip at places like service stations, mate, Like,
(09:14):
that's not one you have to lovely. If you've had
something to eat somewhere, you can leave a little bit
of money for them, but you don't give five.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Bucks to the servo guy. Just keep the change. It
felt like a hero too. Yeah, you keep the change.
Oh my god, you know that it sounds stupid, But
when you took them into that place and that kid
was saying, oh she I know she likes chicken crimpies
or whatever. That seems such like a important lesson, but
(09:44):
almost a bit romantic, even though it's so innocent. In
paying attention to what they like, to what they like,
that is a lesson you will carry through. And I
thought too.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I was like, I'm embarrassed that you're taking baking crimpy.
But she's into chicken cremp.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
That's very because if it's another, if it's something else,
it's the mom's buying it. No, you want, Y bought it.
And for her, she's more excited about chicken crimpies than
if you said I bought her a little perfume or
totally fucking perfume. I want the chicken crimpies.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I told you though, that Arlo's last girlfriend. He went,
we had to go to sports Girl because he wanted
to buy her a present, and he bought two nets.
He wanted to buy two necklaces, one with her initial
and one with his initial, and then they so he
wore her initial and then she wore his, and I
was so vulnerable. I was like, what if she doesn't
want this or I was so nervous. Anyway, she loved it.
(10:40):
But then the other week I saw him go to
the bin and put her initial in the bin. And
I was like, oh, he's still a bit sad about
that one.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It's got his new girlfriend who they never talk.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, well how so and so? And he's like, I
don't know, just say it's it's just a status thing.
The school had to tell them we're not because everyone
is getting into boyfriends and girlfriends. And they said enough,
it's not allowed anymore. But Arlo's got a sneak to
your friend.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Just you know, keep it under wraps, the hidden girlfriend.
Just speak more fun. This is sort of changing, changing
things up a bit. But I saw the other day
this thing was going around of Frank Sinatra's rider that
he used to have a random thing to go around.
How long has he been dead for? Oh, he died
(11:33):
the night of the Seinfeld finale. That's right. You've talked
about that before. Yes, was ninety eight. Wow, so he's
been dead for a long time. But I mean, this
list is unbelievable. I'll go through a couple of things.
Color TV with second input for in house. Pickup one
bottle each of Absolute vodka, Jack Daniels, Shivas, Regal be Feed,
(11:55):
a gin, white wine and red wine. A bottle each
for all of his crew a bottle, No, just a
bottle each of those things for here have assorted mixes.
Twenty four sodas, regular and diet, one fruit bowl, one
cheese tray, two eggs salad sandwiches. This is I assume
one night, Yeah yeah, two eggs salad sandwiches, two chicken
(12:18):
salad sandwiches minus the Mayo Oh dry, three cans of
Campbell's Chicken and Rice soup chicken, twelve rolls of Cherry
Life savers, twelve rolls of assorted Life savers, twelve boxes
of cough drops, one bag of miniature TUTSI rolls, one
bowl of pretzels and chips, salt and pepper, tea bags, honey,
(12:39):
lemon and limes, sugar and sweet and low spring water,
twelve water glasses, twelve wine glasses, six linen napkins, six
white bath towels, six boxes of Kleenex. What are you
fucking doing with all those Kleenex for one night? Six boxes?
I bet you half the time, or more than half
(13:00):
the time, not one thing would even be touched.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Maybe a sip out of a you know, one drink
and a couple of Cherry Life savers, I like, the demand.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Would not be there. They would have gone through all
of that booze possibly, sure, but just the power of
being able to have whatever you want there and they
just wouldn't you. There's no way they would go through
even half of that every time. It'd be so wasteful.
But this is what it made me think about what
would be on our riders and what would be on yours. Okay,
(13:31):
here we go, Okay, this is how well I know you? Okay,
I think you would want a bed. Yeah, yes, you
can have a little nert when you tie new plums
and I mask on die coke.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, I've turned too a little bit. Yes, I'm very cold.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I'm definitely coke zero well hope, no sugar they call
it now. There's a very big difference. And then also
then full coke is another step, very different.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
What full coke is like you don't care about your
wife or your body.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I drink full coke if it's my choice, I'll drink
full coke. To me is so.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Or like a fan to is just like you hate yourself.
It's I hate yourself drink. Backster came home drinking full
strength coke the other day and I'm like, oh, the
only thing worse would be seeing someone drink vanilla coke.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
That's nicey nuck.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
But the artificial stuff it's terrible for you, cancer causing apparently.
But yeah, but it would have to be cans, and
ideally a straw as well, a straw. Really love drinking
cold stuff straw.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
There's something gross about putting your mouth up on that
can too, Like, who's touched that can? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
They are Like I have a yetty big fucking huge
yetti cup that's got a straw, and I know it
revolts most people because just sucking on the same straw.
I've had it for over a year. Obviously, I clean
it very regularly. Yes, but sometimes I look at it
and I'm like, oh, my lipstick marks around the outside,
(15:10):
so it looks nasty.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Water bottles are so fucking discussed. It makes me feel
I've got one with a straw. Most of the time
that I use to I'm trying to avoid it because
it's like it makes your lips are cool. Na.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, but I also like the boys have drink bottles
and I'll just if they go I want to drink,
I'll just hand them any drink bottle I would never
sip out of the.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh my god, never ever.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Nah.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
I'm like, I get angry. I go and collect everyone's
drink bottles, and I'm like, none of you pigs think
to ever clean your drink bottles. They're disgusting. You have
to clean them all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Do you get like a baby's bottle scrubber and getting there?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yep? So I've got it for the like the inside
like a bottlebrush.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, that's right, I never do.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
But I've also got the one like there's little ones,
the little ones for the straws. I've got that.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Where I get into that straw. Oh, I have to
I clean my straw a lot. But I'm also like
a friend the other day is like, is it gross?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Is stinky?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I'm like, I don't think it would be any more
stinky than like the lid of where you sip out
of your bottle.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Probably not. No, I can't imagine it would be. I
don't know. Okay, okay, so we've done the bed. I'm
asked ear Plug's Dike coke a bowl of mints.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Oh, hands down, Eclipse mints. Have to have mints always,
and I put some in my pocket before I went
out and performed.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yes, and a Syde bowl. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Well, every time we used to work together, which was
once a week, you'd come to my house, I'd go
get in a Cyde bawl. I haven't had one in
a while, though, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Haven't you? Have you done the typical go hard on
them and then one day you wake up anymore?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And it's not as convenient like it used to be
at the end of my street, remember, yes, yes, but
now it's not.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
They've had their run. I think I've had Like they're outdated,
that lasted way longer than I thought it would.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
My dad wants to start in a side bowl business.
He goes to Vietnam all the time. He's like that
would go off, like he's seriously thinking of doing it.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
You go for it, Ean Diamond, I love that.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Like he's nearly eighty and he's still so business minded.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
That's what keeps you going. Oh yeah, that decline often starts.
I reckon. My dad's a sharp as a whip. Yeah,
that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Say is sharp as a whip?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Well, I guess so, okay. A phone charger, yes, and
a television or a laptop that plays Real Housewives of
Beverly Hill that yeah, yeah, just when you're hanging out
there and then someone says, okay, Katie, you got you know,
five minutes still showtime, and you'll be like, okay, let
me just finish this episode. Yes, yes, definitely imagine having
(17:48):
that your own room. Oh and you can just have what.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I just don't know what you would have on yours,
because food wise, you're very like a bowl of pasta
you'd have on there. But then you'd have donuts I
reckon because you just kind of grab whatsever convened.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I'm not big on donuts though. Ues anyway, red Die
chips you would have.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You would have a block of chocolate there, definitely dark chocolate.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Ill. You know.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
You'd probably have your laptop there so you can edit
because you've got so much work piled up.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I need music. I wouldn't need I need music at
all times. Same chewy or mince yep. A mirror and makeup.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
A mirror and makeup. I'm happy with that, yes, yeah, yeah,
and maybe that head thing that you wear sometimes oh
my bonnet, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Your bonnet. Yeah, but I wouldn't be napping, No, too
hyped up on amphetamines.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
So you never nap and you go to bed after
two am, how are you standing? You are heading towards
pretty fucking hectic burnt out.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I feel I feel very scared. I feel like, sometimes,
oh god, one day I'm going to drop, Yeah you will.
It scares me about myself because it's like.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Shift workers take like ten years off their life and
you're basically doing that.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
And that makes me feel more anxious, which feed into
it even worse. But it's just it's almost that idea too,
if you know, people talk about that revenge revenge, nighttime revenge,
procrastination or something they call it, where you feel like
you've had a day that nothing has been feeding you
more about you that it's like I'm just gonna, you
know whatever, Like so.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You watch shows or something, or are you working until then?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I'm usually working, but sometimes I'm like scrolling, or like
when I actually get into bed, I'm like, I'll just
start scrolling and then I see that's interesting, and my
brain deep down I've so turned on.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I if somebody said to me, you have to stay
up till two am tonight.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I would cry. I would legit cry.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I cannot tell you the last time I saw two am,
besides maybe going in and settling Ody.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
And I feel the same way about going to be
bit early because I'm in bed at eight thirty every month,
I'm missing like all those hours I'm missing asleep. See,
I don't know how important. It's so important you're doing
it the right way. But I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Feel that about early morning people because I'm early to bed,
late to rise. Like, I'm not a night person or
a morning person. I'm probably like an eleven to twelve person,
eleven am to twelve mid day, like I've got one
hour of real gusto in me. Outside of that, I'm
not an anything person. But I look at people who
get up at like five, go for a run, get
(20:37):
all you know, do their breathwork, their meditation, all of
that shit, maybe get some emails done, and they're just
set up for a fantastic day.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I'd be exhausted by the end of all that. Fuck
I've done so much or need a break. Right, Yeah,
it's seven am, I need to go back to bed.
But they're the people.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I really am like, oh God, getting up that early,
you get so much more done in your day.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, I wish I had that, But there is part
of me I understand the concept of doing that, and
you are. It's like your intention for the day set
doing these positive things. But I also do think there
is so much glorification about getting up early and getting
a jump on the day. But some people naturally are
wired to be not like I think. I'm definitely three
(21:21):
is ridiculous, but I do. I just I'm more switched
on at night. Yeah, it's where my mind works much
better at night than it does in the morning. Yeah right,
I'm just faster at night. It takes me a build
up to get myself sorted in the day.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
To then get your second wind.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah yeah, it's yeah, not a crat. But anyway, whatever, whatever,
h to their own mate. We're going to dive something
when I die. You've got this whole back catalog of
if you have a podcast, listen to our our almost
six hundredth episode of just coming up in a couple
of podcasts.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I feel like it was three months ago you said
we're at five hundred.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah. No, I think the last time I mentioned it,
we're at four fifty.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
That is fucking terrifying. We need to do something to
celebrate that. I don't know what it is, Well, we
were not bird episodes.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Well, I don't know, but just six hundred episodes is
so many, Like you just throw that number away because
you go, oh yeah, six hundred episodes is so full on.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Some of the biggest podcasts in the world haven't done
that much, and we still haven't crackled why wanted the bigs?
Do you know what? Though? I was thinking, like when
I was looking at ideas for Lucky Dips, right, I
was thinking about, oh, maybe this idea of what what
are some little things we don't know about each other? God,
(22:50):
that would be hard. It's like I can't actually really
think of anything. You know. What I had on my
list One was I was going to ask you can
you drive Manual, which e'vevan, Yeah, I can. I don't
like Cereal, That's what's on my list. No, I think
you've told me that.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I think you've told me that you don't like Cereal
because when I say I have wheat bits and stuff,
you're a vaulted by it.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
There is a Cereal song. Great.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
No, it's because we've spent so much time together and
whether the mics are on or off, we talk exactly
the same. So it's like, yes, we cover and we've
worked together for so long, isn't it wild? Yeah, it's
pretty exciting, it's pretty lovely episodes, fat and I still
like you. I still like you too. Yeah, it's quite
(23:37):
a miracle, isn't it It is? And I still love
doing our podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Anyway, so you're stuck with us, send us presents for
our six hundreds episode. Oh my god, be us doing something.
It should be you fucking guys doing something for.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Us, Mecca if you're listening, or any big brand.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, take money from individuals new Lexus.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I want the Lexus. We deserve it. We deserve it,
six hundred episodes. I'm not above wanting free shit. Let
me tell you love free shit.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I used to get it all the time when I
was a bit more visible, and now it's nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Who knows, you never know? All right, Well, thank you
guys for listening.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
We love that you do. You to chund cheesyer. The
reason why we keep doing this and also to keep
ourselves entertained, and yeah, selfish reasons as well. But getting
touch Show and Tell podcasts is our Instagram will always
get back to you. Patreon, where we do an extra
one every couple of weeks and just helps with the
running of this podcast and you know, just whatever we chat.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Bye guys, Love you,
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In 1997, actress Kristin Davis’ life was forever changed when she took on the role of Charlotte York in Sex and the City. As we watched Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte navigate relationships in NYC, the show helped push once unacceptable conversation topics out of the shadows and altered the narrative around women and sex. We all saw ourselves in them as they searched for fulfillment in life, sex and friendships. Now, Kristin Davis wants to connect with you, the fans, and share untold stories and all the behind the scenes. Together, with Kristin and special guests, what will begin with Sex and the City will evolve into talks about themes that are still so relevant today. "Are you a Charlotte?" is much more than just rewatching this beloved show, it brings the past and the present together as we talk with heart, humor and of course some optimism.
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