August 27, 2025 • 19 mins
This week, Mel kicks us off with a truly excellent fact that blew our socks off, then we get into a bit of childhood nostalgia with a heavy Royal Melbourne Show theme. We also talk showering (together), baths, Monty tells us about her partner Sam's 'NSB' dinner and we have a cackle over some embarrassing for no reasons. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hi, shaw and tell us your sexy little dog, little
dog g ees worlf Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It is mel and Montau. Thanks for listening into our podcast.
If you're a newbie, thank you for joining us. If
you're a longtime listener, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
God.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We love We just love knowing that you've got us
in your ear balls. We do, all right, ma'am? What
fact have you got to kick this off?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
This is so good?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Got you say this every time?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You know?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's so easily satisfied by a fact?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I know. I actually brought this up at dinner time
the other night because.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I like to bring my facts to What were you eating? Well?
Probably pastor do you always eat pasta? So Italian?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
We had a lot of pasta, Yeah, because it's all
so easy, so easy. Yeah, Okay, you know the guillotine
or yes, as my son cord me, it's actually guillotine,
and really it's also fucking croissant. But who's going to
say that?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh I have didn't know either of that.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah anyway, So but you know what the guillotine is, Yes,
where they chop their heads off.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yes. When do you.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Reckon the last time someone was executed with a guillotine
would be random year ned Kelly, Ned Kelly. Was he
a guillotine job?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I feel like he was oh or hung? Maybe he
was hung? Yeah? Maybe, Uh, I don't know. It's going
to be scarily late. I'm gonna say nineteen forty.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Nineteen seventy seven, that is two two years before you
were born. The last time it was used as a
form of capital punishment in the Western world, it was
in France. It was a man named Hamida Jan doubIe
who was convicted of robbery, torture and murder September nine,
(02:00):
nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Isn't that incredible? Yes, that's it's terrifying when we realize
we're alive in lifetimes of things that are just completely ludicrous,
like that is Barb Barrick. But we were nearly around anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I know. Yeah, remember how fun it was as kids
when there were fake cigarettes used to eat as lollies.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
God, I love those fags and the know how's that? Yeah?
I used to There used to be a trick shop
in the city. Oh my god, I love the trick shop.
And we'd go there with my mum and I'd get
a cigarette and walk down the street and that many
people would look because it was so real looking like
not a lolly one, it was like a full and
(02:46):
I'd be like eight puffing on this cigarette, like no
smoke would come out, but it had the red at
the end and the ash and oh god, I felt
so cool.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You know what. I just had a big nostalgic flashback
too when you said that trick shop in the city. Yeah,
do you remember the gag magic showbag?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh yeah, I do, yes, And it had a fake.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Dog poo in it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, Oh my god, the face and the whoopee cushion. God.
I used to love showbags so much. And then I
remember I found ten dollars on the floor at the
showbag stall, like remember how big the wine like, it
was like a big I don't know, shd full of them.
And I remember getting some Birdie Beetle showbags because they
(03:29):
were two dollars fe so it was like five Birdy
Beetle showbags. Imagine packing showbags.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
This is I actually think I'd be okay with that job.
That sounds like a good part time job.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, you know what, remember when we used to do
the occasional live show, we'd give goodie bags away, Yes,
and we'd have big packing days, yes, where you put
all the stuff in there, but yeah nah.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
The showbag thing if this is one of those things
that our kids generation would never understand now. Number one,
remember they were a tied on TV, yes, right, But
also do you remember looking through the newspaper.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, they'd have a lift out of all the ones
and you'd circle the ones you were going to get.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It was so exciting. And then with me and my brother,
they were always like gag magic and food. It's always
the casgary one or the Hubba Bubbah, the Hubba bubba
and you just like everything. You'd throw it out, all
onto the flooring.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Lay it out and then remember there'd be big boards
at the show that would show everything that was in it.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I can't think of anything worse than going to the
fucking show.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Nay that I used to I used to live out.
You know my shows story, how my friends owned all
the show rides. No, oh my god, remember the clown
logo that was on the show rides witting my One
of my best mates growing up was Jamie Whittingslow and
her we went into the office and got her granddad
to write on a show ride that these girls can
go on any ride they want and they do not
(04:56):
have to get off. How right person was a kid,
So we got on the Mad Mouse. The line for
the fucking Mad Mouse was so long we'd just sit
at the front go round and round. We also went
and scared people in the ghost train, like would touch them.
And it was honestly the most exhilarating time of the year,
(05:16):
the September school holidays. When I knew we were going
to spend the whole time at the show. Imagine it was.
It was magical.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It would have been magical for your mum too.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh totally yeah. And I'd stay at her and they
lived not far from the show, so I would stay
at her house for the whole holidays.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I don't I don't know if this isn't a growing
older thing that's rational, or it's completely rational. I don't
trust those fucking rides at shows and travels. I'm like,
the ear is the upkeep on this.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I know it did have to be top notched, but
think back then again, it would be another one of
those things where it's like, ah, near enough's good enough.
The safety standards wouldn't be Yeah, that's not clip. It's
all right, just hold on to the.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Bar, you'd be ware.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Okay, how's this? Sam went out for dinner last night
with a couple of mates and his friend is like, okay,
we're doing a dinner and it's NSB and Sam's like,
what's NSB stand for No ship Blokes? So we had
a dinner where there was only four of them, and
then they were and it was called the NSB No
(06:28):
Ship Blokes Dinner.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
That is genius, Yes, because everyone knows who the ship blokes.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Are they do not but those they would never mention it.
The blokes would never mention if it was a no
if it was a no bitches night, everyone would talk
about who was not invited.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I was going to say, now it will be would
what do you guys do on the weekend and we
went out for dinner?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh why didn't you call me? I would have come.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You're like, because you're a ship bloke, we didn't call you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Even talking about it on this I'm like, oh, I
know the guy who organized it. Listen, do won't say
it is. But I loved the thought of that because
also it sets the night up for a great night
going Oh great, I'm not gonna have to sit next
to any ship bloke, and there's work especially for men.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Now. I think in we all know those guys who
are casually racist with their jokes, more sexist, or talk
about women in a certain way. The fact that you're
with no ship blokes who would do that, you don't
have to worry about the.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Unless all of the all of the blokes that are
there don't realize they're the ship blokes.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I feel pretty confident that that would not be Sam
wouldn't be part of that group.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah. Anyway, But so while he's out, my boys, my
younger two shower together all the time, like it's gorgeous.
It's not gonna last for much longer because Arlo's eleven
but still a little boy, and so my four year old.
At anytime he hears Alo's in the showers, I'm getting
in the shower too, and they just go and they
sit in the shower. It does drive me nuts because
they're in there for so fucking mom, it's crazy, but
(08:04):
it also gives me a bit of time, do you
know what I mean? Anyway, when in an Arlo like
are they sitting on there and Odie is just straddling him,
laying in his chest. Oh like, so I said to Sam,
it looks slightly I know this is disgusting, but lightly sexual.
But it was the most gorgeous. Think. They were both
(08:27):
so tired, eyes closed, and Odi just nuzzled up like
a Koala bear into Arlo into the shower. And I said,
there's going to get an age where they're not going
to do that. And it reminded me of girls I
went to school with. The sisters were older, they were
a year apart. You're eleven and twelve, and they showered together.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, I'm very clear on the my shower is my
space situation. I don't want to wash my asshole in
front of anybody.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I mean, I don't even I don't even love it
when like Baxter would never shower with us now, but
if already comes in and annoys me because it's his
body's too big now. But no, that is two fully
grown teenagers. And I remember saying to my friend who
was the younger. So there was the year eleven and twelve,
and then my friend we were in like year nine
or something, and I said to her, why do they
(09:20):
shower together? And to hear it was completely normal too.
I'm like they've got full tits of bush and they've
got boyfriends and they're in there, like you've.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Got bush and boyfriends.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Why are they doing so weird to me?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, I just I feel really strongly and I know, like,
obviously this is just amazing.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But the shower is such a private space. I don't know,
I just.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I can't even think of like the when people are
sexual in the shower. It's the shower is so removed
to me that it's like, no.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yes, yeah, when you get yourself in compromising positions, you're
washing stink off your body. It's not very sexy to me.
A shower.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
No, But even a little bit of bath, Oh my bath.
I'm never having a bath. I'm happy if I never
have a bath ever again in my entire life.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
My friends, my good friend Kes, who listens to this NonStop,
has a bath nearly every night with their kids. I'm like,
well with the kids, with the kids, and I'm like,
that's so gross. Kids are so disgusting, and that she's
like that's where we chat, which I love that that's
very cute. But I'd prefer to never talk to my
kids and have to sit in a bath, especially like
(10:39):
I've got three boys and them just looking at my
janet and my boobs and laughing at my body and nah.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
And imagine, imagine the ring of ten when you finish.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Even Odie his forum, I'm gonna put on faf no
Tan no Dan, like, don't touch me. I'm totally so.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You know our embarrassing for No Regans segment is you
know one.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Of our faves, one of our faves.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I did some online looking the other day. Fucker found
some funny ones.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh great, okay, we get sent so many. I love
you guys. It's like whenever anyone thinks of anything or
sees anything, it comes straight through to our direct messages
and it makes me laugh every time.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
They're so good anyway, chasing a ping pong ball could
off and it's so small that you can't quite small
to catch. Yes, it's almost like when a piece of paper.
You drop a piece of paper and it starts to
fly off and you're trying to get it lapping off.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, like a wrapper of an icy pole, and you're like, oh,
I got to pick that up.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So you're trying to look nonchalant, but you're very You're
very chalant. When you go to get a shopping trolley
and they're stuck together and you can't separate.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I just cry, Yes, I'll just go to the ball
next lot. Or I also find it really embarrassing when
you get a trolley and the wheels really wonky, so
you've got to put it back and get another one.
I know.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Or I also then might although I haven't made a
decision market for a long time, but like I would
say to my kids, can you go get a trolley
so I don't have to face it? Yeah, when your
windscreen wipers are going faster than everyone else is around
you and you're like you can't find the right pace. Yes,
(12:45):
you put it down one level and it's too slow.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You can't see, but too fast?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You like?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Am I being too Yes? Am I being over the top?
Here is this showing my personality? Am I so dramatic?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I know? When you put in your petrol and then
before you know it, there's a queue behind you waiting.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I always hate that because then I've got to go
in and pay. See. I feel like back in the day,
we used to pull into the bays and then go
in and pay. You don't do that.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Now, No, No, Although it doesn't make sense that you
would do that because there are usually some car parks
at the front, but it always come out. I don't
think they're meant for I think back in the.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Day, but now I feel like everyone's so nervous that
they would think that you're driving off. But also, you
can't start the petrol until the person inside now clicks
it over. Where it used to wouldn't have been that
highly technical that as soon as you just to put
it in it would have started. So that's why you
could have probably driven off and the next person just
started where now you can't. Like that's what I think
(13:49):
when I don't know, but I feel like when you
push on the thing like clink to get it to start,
it buzzes inside for them to know do you reckon?
That's true or not?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
If anybody has worked at a petrol station, please let
us know, because yeah, I wonder because sometimes I put
it in and I'm standing there and I'll press the
thing a few times and then I'm looking inside like,
are you going to fucking turn this on?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yes? Yes, I don't know if it makes a little
noise or if thing flashes up on their screen or something.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Oh I have to know that now. Yeah, yeah, if so,
if you know, let.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Us know, well, I mean you'll google it, let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
So yeah, I will, but I want to hear it
from someone who actually knows. I don't trust the Internet anymore.
Someone wrote this, It's so fucking good. I feel like
something is wrong with me. Every time I stop at
a red light next to another car, I'm convinced they're
staring at me. I should try and look as normal
as possible. I'm like that too, I'm like, and then
(14:49):
I'm sitting there and I'm like, flick my hair or whatever,
and then just casually look over. They're not fucking looking
too busy doing their own shit at all.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Ah, that's so good.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Waiting to pull out out into traffic while someone is
behind you, and you know, sometimes you just misjudge and
you're like, I could have gone yes. I could have
gone yes, And I always look up and I go sorry, sorry.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Annoying, especially when they've slowed down for you.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Going to someone's house and pressing the doorbell, they've got
a doorbell camera. I'm immediately conscious because I know that
they can see me in that each Now if.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I've got one, oh, because there's just a camera there
because you can see one of those ring ones, and
I'm like, what do you do while you standing there?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You know what I do?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I turn my back to it, do you Yeah? Because
I don't even think the last time I rang someone's doorbell.
I can't even think the last time I went to
someone's house.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I find you feel like saying, don't come and randomly
ring my doorbell because I won't.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It's have you got one or not?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
No, no, no, my doorbell.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
It doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
It doesn't work. It's the doorbell that was in this house.
If I'll take a picture of it and send it
to you, it's so nostalgic. Okay, it's like that, you
know how I've got the intercom things in every room. Yes,
it sort of looks like that. But the button in
the middle, that orange button.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I don't ever want you to change your house.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah, okay, I don't want you to change yours either.
Wearing shorts for the first time of the season.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Just wearing shorts. Somebody wrote that to it as to
the other day wearing shorts. It's like, hello, legs, here's
my legs. Legs.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
So if I had legs like yours, I would wear
shorts all the time.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Do you wear shorts at all?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Now never. I've come to terms with the fact I'm
not comfortable with my legs, so I don't get them out.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I'm like that with my arms. I would never wear
a single at top go with tids.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, it's stupid walking along a very long haulway and
seeing someone far away and having to keep looking at
them because you're both walking towards each other with nowhere
else to live. That's terrible, terrible, It's the worst, terrible,
so good getting a haircut and having to talk to
the hairdresser, I hate it. I'm actually really good friends
(17:01):
with my hairdresser, Hi Bianca, and so is a catch up?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's a catch up. Yeah, well my hairdresser is lovely,
but we're not mates, so it's like a yeah for her,
and I can tell oh, this is a slog, but
I think they're used to it hairdressers. Yes, I've got
a couple though. Just to finish this off, one of
you legends rode in and you would know this malt
because you grew up in a milk bar. But walking
(17:26):
through the flippy flaps that hang over a milk bar door,
fish and chip shops or fish and chip shops where
you've got to you put your hands through in one
will just get a bit stuck around you.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
How disgusting the thought of those are? Now how many
people hands? And when you look at them, they're fucking grotty.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Oh they're always grotty. And then occasionally you see somebody
wipe down one at a time. That would be the job,
one at a time. But then another embarrassing for no
reason is when you go to the movies and there's
no one in the movie line, but there's still the
you know, the clippy are like lines that are there,
Like what do you do? Do you walk through them?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
All?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Same? Is it the airport? You know how there's the
lines that you have to follow, the black lines that
you can take us like lift them up and walk
through it if you want.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
But it's almost like amazed to get amazed.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
What are you walking through? Amazed? With no one there?
Is so embarrassing. Yeah, but you've got it's like, I'll
better do the right thing, follow the lead here. I
of course, don't I go under No, I know you.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Would never, but you you'd blatantly just cut in front
of someone else and then just say sorry, I didn't realize. Yeah,
so that's funny, all right.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
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Hi, shaw and tell us your sexy little dog, little
dog g ees worlf Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It is mel and Montau. Thanks for listening into our podcast.
If you're a newbie, thank you for joining us. If
you're a longtime listener, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
God.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We love We just love knowing that you've got us
in your ear balls. We do, all right, ma'am? What
fact have you got to kick this off?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
This is so good?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Got you say this every time?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You know?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's so easily satisfied by a fact?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I know. I actually brought this up at dinner time
the other night because.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I like to bring my facts to What were you eating? Well?
Probably pastor do you always eat pasta? So Italian?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
We had a lot of pasta, Yeah, because it's all
so easy, so easy. Yeah, Okay, you know the guillotine
or yes, as my son cord me, it's actually guillotine,
and really it's also fucking croissant. But who's going to
say that?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh I have didn't know either of that.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah anyway, So but you know what the guillotine is, Yes,
where they chop their heads off.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yes. When do you.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Reckon the last time someone was executed with a guillotine
would be random year ned Kelly, Ned Kelly. Was he
a guillotine job?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I feel like he was oh or hung? Maybe he
was hung? Yeah? Maybe, Uh, I don't know. It's going
to be scarily late. I'm gonna say nineteen forty.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Nineteen seventy seven, that is two two years before you
were born. The last time it was used as a
form of capital punishment in the Western world, it was
in France. It was a man named Hamida Jan doubIe
who was convicted of robbery, torture and murder September nine,
(02:00):
nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Isn't that incredible? Yes, that's it's terrifying when we realize
we're alive in lifetimes of things that are just completely ludicrous,
like that is Barb Barrick. But we were nearly around anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I know. Yeah, remember how fun it was as kids
when there were fake cigarettes used to eat as lollies.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
God, I love those fags and the know how's that? Yeah?
I used to There used to be a trick shop
in the city. Oh my god, I love the trick shop.
And we'd go there with my mum and I'd get
a cigarette and walk down the street and that many
people would look because it was so real looking like
not a lolly one, it was like a full and
(02:46):
I'd be like eight puffing on this cigarette, like no
smoke would come out, but it had the red at
the end and the ash and oh god, I felt
so cool.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You know what. I just had a big nostalgic flashback
too when you said that trick shop in the city. Yeah,
do you remember the gag magic showbag?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh yeah, I do, yes, And it had a fake.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Dog poo in it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, Oh my god, the face and the whoopee cushion. God.
I used to love showbags so much. And then I
remember I found ten dollars on the floor at the
showbag stall, like remember how big the wine like, it
was like a big I don't know, shd full of them.
And I remember getting some Birdie Beetle showbags because they
(03:29):
were two dollars fe so it was like five Birdy
Beetle showbags. Imagine packing showbags.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
This is I actually think I'd be okay with that job.
That sounds like a good part time job.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, you know what, remember when we used to do
the occasional live show, we'd give goodie bags away, Yes,
and we'd have big packing days, yes, where you put
all the stuff in there, but yeah nah.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
The showbag thing if this is one of those things
that our kids generation would never understand now. Number one,
remember they were a tied on TV, yes, right, But
also do you remember looking through the newspaper.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, they'd have a lift out of all the ones
and you'd circle the ones you were going to get.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It was so exciting. And then with me and my brother,
they were always like gag magic and food. It's always
the casgary one or the Hubba Bubbah, the Hubba bubba
and you just like everything. You'd throw it out, all
onto the flooring.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Lay it out and then remember there'd be big boards
at the show that would show everything that was in it.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I can't think of anything worse than going to the
fucking show.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Nay that I used to I used to live out.
You know my shows story, how my friends owned all
the show rides. No, oh my god, remember the clown
logo that was on the show rides witting my One
of my best mates growing up was Jamie Whittingslow and
her we went into the office and got her granddad
to write on a show ride that these girls can
go on any ride they want and they do not
(04:56):
have to get off. How right person was a kid,
So we got on the Mad Mouse. The line for
the fucking Mad Mouse was so long we'd just sit
at the front go round and round. We also went
and scared people in the ghost train, like would touch them.
And it was honestly the most exhilarating time of the year,
(05:16):
the September school holidays. When I knew we were going
to spend the whole time at the show. Imagine it was.
It was magical.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It would have been magical for your mum too.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh totally yeah. And I'd stay at her and they
lived not far from the show, so I would stay
at her house for the whole holidays.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I don't I don't know if this isn't a growing
older thing that's rational, or it's completely rational. I don't
trust those fucking rides at shows and travels. I'm like,
the ear is the upkeep on this.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I know it did have to be top notched, but
think back then again, it would be another one of
those things where it's like, ah, near enough's good enough.
The safety standards wouldn't be Yeah, that's not clip. It's
all right, just hold on to the.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Bar, you'd be ware.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Okay, how's this? Sam went out for dinner last night
with a couple of mates and his friend is like, okay,
we're doing a dinner and it's NSB and Sam's like,
what's NSB stand for No ship Blokes? So we had
a dinner where there was only four of them, and
then they were and it was called the NSB No
(06:28):
Ship Blokes Dinner.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
That is genius, Yes, because everyone knows who the ship blokes.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Are they do not but those they would never mention it.
The blokes would never mention if it was a no
if it was a no bitches night, everyone would talk
about who was not invited.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I was going to say, now it will be would
what do you guys do on the weekend and we
went out for dinner?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh why didn't you call me? I would have come.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You're like, because you're a ship bloke, we didn't call you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Even talking about it on this I'm like, oh, I
know the guy who organized it. Listen, do won't say
it is. But I loved the thought of that because
also it sets the night up for a great night
going Oh great, I'm not gonna have to sit next
to any ship bloke, and there's work especially for men.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Now. I think in we all know those guys who
are casually racist with their jokes, more sexist, or talk
about women in a certain way. The fact that you're
with no ship blokes who would do that, you don't
have to worry about the.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Unless all of the all of the blokes that are
there don't realize they're the ship blokes.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I feel pretty confident that that would not be Sam
wouldn't be part of that group.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah. Anyway, But so while he's out, my boys, my
younger two shower together all the time, like it's gorgeous.
It's not gonna last for much longer because Arlo's eleven
but still a little boy, and so my four year old.
At anytime he hears Alo's in the showers, I'm getting
in the shower too, and they just go and they
sit in the shower. It does drive me nuts because
they're in there for so fucking mom, it's crazy, but
(08:04):
it also gives me a bit of time, do you
know what I mean? Anyway, when in an Arlo like
are they sitting on there and Odie is just straddling him,
laying in his chest. Oh like, so I said to Sam,
it looks slightly I know this is disgusting, but lightly sexual.
But it was the most gorgeous. Think. They were both
(08:27):
so tired, eyes closed, and Odi just nuzzled up like
a Koala bear into Arlo into the shower. And I said,
there's going to get an age where they're not going
to do that. And it reminded me of girls I
went to school with. The sisters were older, they were
a year apart. You're eleven and twelve, and they showered together.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, I'm very clear on the my shower is my
space situation. I don't want to wash my asshole in
front of anybody.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I mean, I don't even I don't even love it
when like Baxter would never shower with us now, but
if already comes in and annoys me because it's his
body's too big now. But no, that is two fully
grown teenagers. And I remember saying to my friend who
was the younger. So there was the year eleven and twelve,
and then my friend we were in like year nine
or something, and I said to her, why do they
(09:20):
shower together? And to hear it was completely normal too.
I'm like they've got full tits of bush and they've
got boyfriends and they're in there, like you've.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Got bush and boyfriends.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Why are they doing so weird to me?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, I just I feel really strongly and I know, like,
obviously this is just amazing.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But the shower is such a private space. I don't know,
I just.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I can't even think of like the when people are
sexual in the shower. It's the shower is so removed
to me that it's like, no.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yes, yeah, when you get yourself in compromising positions, you're
washing stink off your body. It's not very sexy to me.
A shower.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
No, But even a little bit of bath, Oh my bath.
I'm never having a bath. I'm happy if I never
have a bath ever again in my entire life.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
My friends, my good friend Kes, who listens to this NonStop,
has a bath nearly every night with their kids. I'm like,
well with the kids, with the kids, and I'm like,
that's so gross. Kids are so disgusting, and that she's
like that's where we chat, which I love that that's
very cute. But I'd prefer to never talk to my
kids and have to sit in a bath, especially like
(10:39):
I've got three boys and them just looking at my
janet and my boobs and laughing at my body and nah.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
And imagine, imagine the ring of ten when you finish.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Even Odie his forum, I'm gonna put on faf no
Tan no Dan, like, don't touch me. I'm totally so.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You know our embarrassing for No Regans segment is you
know one.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Of our faves, one of our faves.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I did some online looking the other day. Fucker found
some funny ones.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh great, okay, we get sent so many. I love
you guys. It's like whenever anyone thinks of anything or
sees anything, it comes straight through to our direct messages
and it makes me laugh every time.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
They're so good anyway, chasing a ping pong ball could
off and it's so small that you can't quite small
to catch. Yes, it's almost like when a piece of paper.
You drop a piece of paper and it starts to
fly off and you're trying to get it lapping off.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, like a wrapper of an icy pole, and you're like, oh,
I got to pick that up.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So you're trying to look nonchalant, but you're very You're
very chalant. When you go to get a shopping trolley
and they're stuck together and you can't separate.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I just cry, Yes, I'll just go to the ball
next lot. Or I also find it really embarrassing when
you get a trolley and the wheels really wonky, so
you've got to put it back and get another one.
I know.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Or I also then might although I haven't made a
decision market for a long time, but like I would
say to my kids, can you go get a trolley
so I don't have to face it? Yeah, when your
windscreen wipers are going faster than everyone else is around
you and you're like you can't find the right pace. Yes,
(12:45):
you put it down one level and it's too slow.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You can't see, but too fast?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You like?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Am I being too Yes? Am I being over the top?
Here is this showing my personality? Am I so dramatic?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I know? When you put in your petrol and then
before you know it, there's a queue behind you waiting.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I always hate that because then I've got to go
in and pay. See. I feel like back in the day,
we used to pull into the bays and then go
in and pay. You don't do that.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Now, No, No, Although it doesn't make sense that you
would do that because there are usually some car parks
at the front, but it always come out. I don't
think they're meant for I think back in the.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Day, but now I feel like everyone's so nervous that
they would think that you're driving off. But also, you
can't start the petrol until the person inside now clicks
it over. Where it used to wouldn't have been that
highly technical that as soon as you just to put
it in it would have started. So that's why you
could have probably driven off and the next person just
started where now you can't. Like that's what I think
(13:49):
when I don't know, but I feel like when you
push on the thing like clink to get it to start,
it buzzes inside for them to know do you reckon?
That's true or not?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
If anybody has worked at a petrol station, please let
us know, because yeah, I wonder because sometimes I put
it in and I'm standing there and I'll press the
thing a few times and then I'm looking inside like,
are you going to fucking turn this on?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yes? Yes, I don't know if it makes a little
noise or if thing flashes up on their screen or something.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Oh I have to know that now. Yeah, yeah, if so,
if you know, let.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Us know, well, I mean you'll google it, let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
So yeah, I will, but I want to hear it
from someone who actually knows. I don't trust the Internet anymore.
Someone wrote this, It's so fucking good. I feel like
something is wrong with me. Every time I stop at
a red light next to another car, I'm convinced they're
staring at me. I should try and look as normal
as possible. I'm like that too, I'm like, and then
(14:49):
I'm sitting there and I'm like, flick my hair or whatever,
and then just casually look over. They're not fucking looking
too busy doing their own shit at all.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Ah, that's so good.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Waiting to pull out out into traffic while someone is
behind you, and you know, sometimes you just misjudge and
you're like, I could have gone yes. I could have
gone yes, And I always look up and I go sorry, sorry.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Annoying, especially when they've slowed down for you.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Going to someone's house and pressing the doorbell, they've got
a doorbell camera. I'm immediately conscious because I know that
they can see me in that each Now if.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I've got one, oh, because there's just a camera there
because you can see one of those ring ones, and
I'm like, what do you do while you standing there?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You know what I do?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I turn my back to it, do you Yeah? Because
I don't even think the last time I rang someone's doorbell.
I can't even think the last time I went to
someone's house.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I find you feel like saying, don't come and randomly
ring my doorbell because I won't.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It's have you got one or not?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
No, no, no, my doorbell.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
It doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
It doesn't work. It's the doorbell that was in this house.
If I'll take a picture of it and send it
to you, it's so nostalgic. Okay, it's like that, you
know how I've got the intercom things in every room. Yes,
it sort of looks like that. But the button in
the middle, that orange button.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I don't ever want you to change your house.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah, okay, I don't want you to change yours either.
Wearing shorts for the first time of the season.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Just wearing shorts. Somebody wrote that to it as to
the other day wearing shorts. It's like, hello, legs, here's
my legs. Legs.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
So if I had legs like yours, I would wear
shorts all the time.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Do you wear shorts at all?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Now never. I've come to terms with the fact I'm
not comfortable with my legs, so I don't get them out.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I'm like that with my arms. I would never wear
a single at top go with tids.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, it's stupid walking along a very long haulway and
seeing someone far away and having to keep looking at
them because you're both walking towards each other with nowhere
else to live. That's terrible, terrible, It's the worst, terrible,
so good getting a haircut and having to talk to
the hairdresser, I hate it. I'm actually really good friends
(17:01):
with my hairdresser, Hi Bianca, and so is a catch up?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's a catch up. Yeah, well my hairdresser is lovely,
but we're not mates, so it's like a yeah for her,
and I can tell oh, this is a slog, but
I think they're used to it hairdressers. Yes, I've got
a couple though. Just to finish this off, one of
you legends rode in and you would know this malt
because you grew up in a milk bar. But walking
(17:26):
through the flippy flaps that hang over a milk bar door,
fish and chip shops or fish and chip shops where
you've got to you put your hands through in one
will just get a bit stuck around you.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
How disgusting the thought of those are? Now how many
people hands? And when you look at them, they're fucking grotty.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Oh they're always grotty. And then occasionally you see somebody
wipe down one at a time. That would be the job,
one at a time. But then another embarrassing for no
reason is when you go to the movies and there's
no one in the movie line, but there's still the
you know, the clippy are like lines that are there,
Like what do you do? Do you walk through them?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
All?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Same? Is it the airport? You know how there's the
lines that you have to follow, the black lines that
you can take us like lift them up and walk
through it if you want.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
But it's almost like amazed to get amazed.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
What are you walking through? Amazed? With no one there?
Is so embarrassing. Yeah, but you've got it's like, I'll
better do the right thing, follow the lead here. I
of course, don't I go under No, I know you.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Would never, but you you'd blatantly just cut in front
of someone else and then just say sorry, I didn't realize. Yeah,
so that's funny, all right.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
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