July 21, 2025 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hi, friends, it's mal it's Monty today. Thank you for
joining us on our podcast. Yay, Happy Lucky Dip, Happy
Lucky Dip Day, your little bite sized podcast where we
pick a random topic out of the Lucky Dip. Not
boy and girl buckets anymore, No, we don't do that.
(00:28):
Just a big, one big communal bucket, one big communal bucket. Hey,
so I want to do some embarrassing for no reasons.
I love it because you guys get some into this
and you message them in or send me memes about them,
and then I just collect them and I'll read them
out to you. But what made me want to do
this is the other day I saw a man walking
(00:49):
down the street, down my street, so not that busy,
sucking on an up and go, oh, I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's like seeing an adult drinker Prima.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, remember straw and a little if.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I still like that, ye yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And they're totally premed by, like juice box prema kind
of things. But it's like that time I remember seeing
a man sucking out of a yogurt patch and I
was so revolted and embarrassed for him.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I think that the word here is the sucking.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's the sucking and the tiny like like little exit
that they're sucking on, like you go up and go.
Straws very thin, so it's very pursed lips sucking out
a milky drink, I.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Know, but imagine he had his mouth really wrapped around me.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's so funny. Anyway, I've got some more as well.
This is something else that happened to me the other
day that I was embarrassed for no reason. It's kind
of almost a reason. But Arlo's soccer team was playing
and the ball got kicked off the field and I
had to run. I was the closest, so I had
to run after it. That's embarrassing because everyone's looking, like
(02:00):
the whole field stopped. All the parents are looking and running.
I was in leggings too, and I just could feel
my ass woggling. I was very conscious. And then I
kicked the ball back and I kicked it yeah, because
I was a bit too far to throw it, and
then how do you throw it awkward? I kicked it back,
but I kicked it into a dog.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That is so many layers of straight out embarrassing. It's
not so good.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
And then everyone was like, oh, like it was a
hard kick into a little dog.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
And then what do you do?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Sorry, the owner was joking. He goes, you've got to
pat it now. Yeah. Then it was like a little
notch wowa, but a little foxed area. So I bent
down and patted the dog. And I don't like patting
anyone's dog, but I was like, I just abused your dog.
Felt embarrassed about it.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh my god, that's so good.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
All right. Another one, my friend Kez said, you know
what's embarrassing for no reason? Eating in a food court?
Full stop.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, it is, especially if you're on your own. Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And if you get like pad thai or one of
the noodles and you're just sitting there hoovering that even sushi,
dipping it into the soy sauce, because you've got to
open the soy sauce packet and put it on the
other side of the plastic and you dip it in
just sitting there on a plastic chair.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Something about a food court makes I know.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I used to love it as a kid. I used
to go and get tortellini carbonara all the time. Loved it.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
That was the most assy thing I've ever He just
ust to get tortellini carbonara, and I bet it wasn't
even real carbonara. It would have been cream sauce sauce.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
What is the carbonar?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Carbonara is just egg egg armies?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Was cream?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Was it in the food court at high Point?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh yeah, I used to go to High Point other
time on Melbourne Central. My mum used to take me
into Melbourne Central.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh yeah, that was exciting when you're a kid. Now
there's something about like, God, I'm getting worse with this
as our age. But they're sitting at a table and
then thinking how many other people I know?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Because then they like they wipe it down with like
the same cloth, wipe down everything. Here's something else I've
seen a lot lately. Actually, somebody drove past and hanging
out of their car was a bit of a towel, and.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I was like the towel. I thought you meant like
drying a towel was going to genius?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Actually put yeah, very well, yes, a lot of people
do that here, like have their towers hanging out. But no,
this was like somebody had sat in the car, closed
the door and it was dangling out the car, so
just flapping in the wind.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's like having a bit of toilet paper on your
shoes sort of car equivalent.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I was just like, look at that flap. That's so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I used to wear a lot of long skirts, right, yeah,
I would often get my skirt caught.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh, don't in the car.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
That's even more embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh it's so somebody go, oh your.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Skirts caught and you're the f fucking long is this thing?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
The other day you wrote on it. Actually, I put
up the post of Sam got brand new shoes. He
just literally replaces your shoes almost to the date every year,
and I have said howld them up? And said he's
literally been wearing the same shoes since sixteen. And you
wrote embarrassing for no reason, new shoes like got on
(05:34):
because it's always squeaky clean. Everyone notices, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You got new shoes, or your we your hair different,
your hair different. Oh did you get a haircut? Oh yeah,
what the fuck do you woman to say? Yes, you
can tell yeah the new shoes straight away?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
New shoes embarrassing for no reason? It is.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
These are two that I thought were very funny. Saying
hippie paraye at the end of a happy Birthday song,
give hip and then it was hooray, and you're like,
you're not going to fully commit because you're inside a
house or something. It's that half fast.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh, it's so embarrassing singing Happy Birthday anyway, We've spoken
about this. Being the recipient of happy Birthday is hideous.
I feel like we should just abolish it all together,
Like no one wants to be sung Happy Birthday.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I told you my daughter doesn't like it, and I
told her last year forget her and has to do it.
We're not singing it, do like, do you just get
the cake and she can get the cake? I still
do the candles, just a superstitious thing.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And does she blow them out?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yep? Okay, it is cute, but it's odd. It's awkward.
Everyone's just standing there like, yes, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Feels it's like doing a pool without wiping, just not
quite finished.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I'm just so uncomfortable with the silence. Then I'm loud
enough for everybody, all.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Right, who wants a piss cake? And it would always
be all right, like you would say that, I know,
maybe maybe even with the clap. All right, let's dig in.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
How embarrassing? You know what else in that same vein
like I didn't think people still did this, but I
went to a wedding recently and they do. When the
photographer wants to get a group shot and he says,
everybody put your arms up in the air, yes, doing that,
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, I don't get a photo of everyone's arms in
the area. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's like the couple then with all the guests behind them,
and they say, everyone put you. I feel like such
a fucking idiot. I don't even do it.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Well, that's embarrassing. That's more embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
What's worse that, Like, that's less embarrassing to me than
going doing that photos embarrassing full stop, Like I get
why the bride and groom want that so you can
remember who was there and who wasn't.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
How many friends have dropped off over the year, but
just all huddling together, the awkward talk because you often
get next to a stranger somebody I haven't met, and
you're just standing there. Boo everyone on the counter three
say sandwich.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
The scary part is that, like at our age now,
we watched our wedding video not long ago and it
was they're dead, they're dead. Shit, Yeah, and it's like,
Oh no, it's.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Full on, isn't it ending? That really lighthearted? A really
fun note to end it? Oh wait, so dead painful?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
So good life.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It is the circle of life.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
So we were fortune Baby John Burgess, Baby John, what
he's doing?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I think he got crook? Is he still a lie?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Listen? We must know before we wrap this.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
We must know. Jeez, that's a hideous thing. Imagine somebody said, oh, Monty.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Wonder if she's still a lie alive? Yeah, eighty two?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Not a baby?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Call him baby John.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Maybe had a baby face or something.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh my god. He's often referred to as Burgo and
sometimes Baby John Burgess or baby John, nicknames deriving from
his radio days when he was the youngest presenter.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
At the station.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Ah. He's worked in the industry since nineteen sixty three.
Could do it?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Luck, you did, got Baby John.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Burgess Health concerns. He was admitted to the ICU at
Royal Perth Hospital in twenty twenty two having quite a
bacterial infection, which calls sepsis. Since being treated, he's become
an advocate for recognizing symptoms early. His struggle with post
sepsis syndrome includes fatigue and weakness. So I mean, like
(09:42):
not good, but he's okay.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
He's doing okay, baby John such an iconic voice.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah well fortune all right, you legends, we are out
of here.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Thank you for listening to our podcast. Every time you
listen to us and give us a like or a
comment wherever you listen to your podcasts or share it
with a buddy. That's the best thing you do. And
thank you. We'll talk to you very soon, but by
for now.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Love you,
Hi, friends, it's mal it's Monty today. Thank you for
joining us on our podcast. Yay, Happy Lucky Dip, Happy
Lucky Dip Day, your little bite sized podcast where we
pick a random topic out of the Lucky Dip. Not
boy and girl buckets anymore, No, we don't do that.
(00:28):
Just a big, one big communal bucket, one big communal bucket. Hey,
so I want to do some embarrassing for no reasons.
I love it because you guys get some into this
and you message them in or send me memes about them,
and then I just collect them and I'll read them
out to you. But what made me want to do
this is the other day I saw a man walking
(00:49):
down the street, down my street, so not that busy,
sucking on an up and go, oh, I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's like seeing an adult drinker Prima.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, remember straw and a little if.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I still like that, ye yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And they're totally premed by, like juice box prema kind
of things. But it's like that time I remember seeing
a man sucking out of a yogurt patch and I
was so revolted and embarrassed for him.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I think that the word here is the sucking.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's the sucking and the tiny like like little exit
that they're sucking on, like you go up and go.
Straws very thin, so it's very pursed lips sucking out
a milky drink, I.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Know, but imagine he had his mouth really wrapped around me.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's so funny. Anyway, I've got some more as well.
This is something else that happened to me the other
day that I was embarrassed for no reason. It's kind
of almost a reason. But Arlo's soccer team was playing
and the ball got kicked off the field and I
had to run. I was the closest, so I had
to run after it. That's embarrassing because everyone's looking, like
(02:00):
the whole field stopped. All the parents are looking and running.
I was in leggings too, and I just could feel
my ass woggling. I was very conscious. And then I
kicked the ball back and I kicked it yeah, because
I was a bit too far to throw it, and
then how do you throw it awkward? I kicked it back,
but I kicked it into a dog.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That is so many layers of straight out embarrassing. It's
not so good.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
And then everyone was like, oh, like it was a
hard kick into a little dog.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
And then what do you do?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Sorry, the owner was joking. He goes, you've got to
pat it now. Yeah. Then it was like a little
notch wowa, but a little foxed area. So I bent
down and patted the dog. And I don't like patting
anyone's dog, but I was like, I just abused your dog.
Felt embarrassed about it.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh my god, that's so good.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
All right. Another one, my friend Kez said, you know
what's embarrassing for no reason? Eating in a food court?
Full stop.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, it is, especially if you're on your own. Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And if you get like pad thai or one of
the noodles and you're just sitting there hoovering that even sushi,
dipping it into the soy sauce, because you've got to
open the soy sauce packet and put it on the
other side of the plastic and you dip it in
just sitting there on a plastic chair.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Something about a food court makes I know.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I used to love it as a kid. I used
to go and get tortellini carbonara all the time. Loved it.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
That was the most assy thing I've ever He just
ust to get tortellini carbonara, and I bet it wasn't
even real carbonara. It would have been cream sauce sauce.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
What is the carbonar?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Carbonara is just egg egg armies?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Was cream?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Was it in the food court at high Point?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh yeah, I used to go to High Point other
time on Melbourne Central. My mum used to take me
into Melbourne Central.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh yeah, that was exciting when you're a kid. Now
there's something about like, God, I'm getting worse with this
as our age. But they're sitting at a table and
then thinking how many other people I know?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Because then they like they wipe it down with like
the same cloth, wipe down everything. Here's something else I've
seen a lot lately. Actually, somebody drove past and hanging
out of their car was a bit of a towel, and.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I was like the towel. I thought you meant like
drying a towel was going to genius?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Actually put yeah, very well, yes, a lot of people
do that here, like have their towers hanging out. But no,
this was like somebody had sat in the car, closed
the door and it was dangling out the car, so
just flapping in the wind.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's like having a bit of toilet paper on your
shoes sort of car equivalent.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I was just like, look at that flap. That's so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I used to wear a lot of long skirts, right, yeah,
I would often get my skirt caught.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh, don't in the car.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
That's even more embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh it's so somebody go, oh your.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Skirts caught and you're the f fucking long is this thing?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
The other day you wrote on it. Actually, I put
up the post of Sam got brand new shoes. He
just literally replaces your shoes almost to the date every year,
and I have said howld them up? And said he's
literally been wearing the same shoes since sixteen. And you
wrote embarrassing for no reason, new shoes like got on
(05:34):
because it's always squeaky clean. Everyone notices, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You got new shoes, or your we your hair different,
your hair different. Oh did you get a haircut? Oh yeah,
what the fuck do you woman to say? Yes, you
can tell yeah the new shoes straight away?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
New shoes embarrassing for no reason? It is.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
These are two that I thought were very funny. Saying
hippie paraye at the end of a happy Birthday song,
give hip and then it was hooray, and you're like,
you're not going to fully commit because you're inside a
house or something. It's that half fast.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh, it's so embarrassing singing Happy Birthday anyway, We've spoken
about this. Being the recipient of happy Birthday is hideous.
I feel like we should just abolish it all together,
Like no one wants to be sung Happy Birthday.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I told you my daughter doesn't like it, and I
told her last year forget her and has to do it.
We're not singing it, do like, do you just get
the cake and she can get the cake? I still
do the candles, just a superstitious thing.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And does she blow them out?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yep? Okay, it is cute, but it's odd. It's awkward.
Everyone's just standing there like, yes, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Feels it's like doing a pool without wiping, just not
quite finished.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I'm just so uncomfortable with the silence. Then I'm loud
enough for everybody, all.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Right, who wants a piss cake? And it would always
be all right, like you would say that, I know,
maybe maybe even with the clap. All right, let's dig in.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
How embarrassing? You know what else in that same vein
like I didn't think people still did this, but I
went to a wedding recently and they do. When the
photographer wants to get a group shot and he says,
everybody put your arms up in the air, yes, doing that,
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, I don't get a photo of everyone's arms in
the area. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's like the couple then with all the guests behind them,
and they say, everyone put you. I feel like such
a fucking idiot. I don't even do it.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Well, that's embarrassing. That's more embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
What's worse that, Like, that's less embarrassing to me than
going doing that photos embarrassing full stop, Like I get
why the bride and groom want that so you can
remember who was there and who wasn't.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
How many friends have dropped off over the year, but
just all huddling together, the awkward talk because you often
get next to a stranger somebody I haven't met, and
you're just standing there. Boo everyone on the counter three
say sandwich.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
The scary part is that, like at our age now,
we watched our wedding video not long ago and it
was they're dead, they're dead. Shit, Yeah, and it's like,
Oh no, it's.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Full on, isn't it ending? That really lighthearted? A really
fun note to end it? Oh wait, so dead painful?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
So good life.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It is the circle of life.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
So we were fortune Baby John Burgess, Baby John, what
he's doing?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I think he got crook? Is he still a lie?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Listen? We must know before we wrap this.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
We must know. Jeez, that's a hideous thing. Imagine somebody said, oh, Monty.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Wonder if she's still a lie alive? Yeah, eighty two?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Not a baby?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Call him baby John.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Maybe had a baby face or something.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh my god. He's often referred to as Burgo and
sometimes Baby John Burgess or baby John, nicknames deriving from
his radio days when he was the youngest presenter.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
At the station.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Ah. He's worked in the industry since nineteen sixty three.
Could do it?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Luck, you did, got Baby John.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Burgess Health concerns. He was admitted to the ICU at
Royal Perth Hospital in twenty twenty two having quite a
bacterial infection, which calls sepsis. Since being treated, he's become
an advocate for recognizing symptoms early. His struggle with post
sepsis syndrome includes fatigue and weakness. So I mean, like
(09:42):
not good, but he's okay.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
He's doing okay, baby John such an iconic voice.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah well fortune all right, you legends, we are out
of here.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Thank you for listening to our podcast. Every time you
listen to us and give us a like or a
comment wherever you listen to your podcasts or share it
with a buddy. That's the best thing you do. And
thank you. We'll talk to you very soon, but by
for now.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Love you,
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