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Speaker 1 (00:06):
It is like a dip tim where we tell you
we did bit, you take it and you do what
you want with that. It's mail a month day.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hello everybody, Hi, Hello Monty, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hallo, mal lovely.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm going to do today's lucky did great.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Because I've got nothing, so I was relying on you
to have something for it.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'll tell you the course of a conversation that took
me down this little rabbit hole. So we try and
make an effort every night we have dinner together.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Sometimes it's like someone's a butt of the joke, right
And my husband yawns really loud, and I was having
a go at him, saying it could be midnight and
he's on the couch watching something. He doesn't think to himself,
Oh the kids are in bed. Yes, maybe I shouldn't,
but he's always it's unnecessary.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's unnecessary. Can I say? It's when Sam takes a drink,
He goes, I'll do it with my drink now. He goes, oh,
oh my, And I don't know how. I haven't noticed
it for about twenty years, but now it's all I
can notice. And I'm like, not every sip is that
fresh times. You have to do that, but that is
(01:20):
a long time.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I have to do that with water unless you've everything
in that desert and you're parched.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, yes, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
The only time. So his huge yawns reminded me of
something that I'm going to play for you to see
if you remember this, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Was this Melbourn Zoo or.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Was the Melbourne Zoo? Ad Oh, and it's.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So belong in the zoo. Remember Missouri.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's where I was going. Because I played that and
Mark said to me, remember Missouri, and I was straight
away got my phone in my notes Missouri, Missouri the.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
World's most famous ape gorilla. This is a difference between
an ape and a gorilla.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I think apes are the general term of a monkey specie.
There's you know, gorilla's chimps all that. They're all different,
but they fall into the ape umbrella. That could be
very wrong, could be so don't quote me on that anyway.
But then his because I showed him that, he goes
remember Missouri, and I was.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Like, oh my god, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I don't know why the memories are so clear because
Missouri was born at the Melbourne Zoo on June third,
nineteen eighty four, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Like, so I would have been three, you would have
been fivefly remember a baby? Him looking like a baby.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It was a Gemini.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
But to personality the big deal with Missouri because I
was like, why was Missouri such a happy thing?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So he was the first gorilla born at the Melbourne Zoo,
but he made international headlines for being the first primate
in the world to be born through artificial insemination.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Like the f baby.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Isn't that incredible?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Anyway, I had to find out what happened to him.
In nineteen ninety three, he was transferred to a breeding
program in Jersey.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Is that a long trip, isn't it Australia to Jersey.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, it's it's a long trip.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
But then I've got in my notes here. Once he'd
blown enough loads, he was moved to a zoo in
France to live with a band of bachelor gorillas. That
sounds like fun.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's a good fucking time. It's a lot of chest beating, Yeah,
that's a lot of winking. That's that's a lot of
throwing shit at people looking at.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You, burping yep.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
But he passed away in nineteen ninety seven at the
age of thirty two after suffering.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Cardiac arrests really twenty years ago, Yeah, cardiac arrest while
under anesthetic, oh do Yeah, and his mum was still alive.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
His mum outlived him.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
But then I started thinking about old stuff because then
we were talking about remember this to remember that.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Remember the double O double five ads, call me call
me now?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh, the sexy ones, the hot lines. Yeah, the chat Yeah,
I've watched me now I'm waiting for you. And it
was like seven dollars a.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Minute, I want to tell you all my fantasies whatever,
and they're in and they sort of got progressively racier.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah oh yeah. So as the night went on.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I sort of feel like people look now and go, oh,
you know, people are so sexually overt and stuff. Now,
I'm like, that was pretty fucking overt and the discomfort.
I know it was on late, but if you're a
teenager and you were just watching TV in the words
your mom and dad and that came on.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And of very clever though, because then you would picture
that woman. But really it would have been Barbara kicking
back on her lazy boy having a dart while she's
speaking to Darren who's spending a bucketload to get off.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
And how many men would have just even out of curiosity,
called that number, or so many kids too would have
been itemized on the phone bill for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Sure, it's like when I wonder if I remember, I
wonder it's still like that at hotels, where they'd itemize
things so you could see the pororn.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I don't know, I phone sex is a thing anymore.
I don't think it is between people.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I don't know. It would have to be. No, there
would definitely be lines that you can still call hands down.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I would be good at that job.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, I think you would too.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I know it. Yeah, I also think I don't know
if i'd have a problem with it. I think I
could actually.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Look into it because you could make some good money.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And I know the whole trope is keep them going, yes,
like as long as you can. I wonder how I
think it would be. You would have to charge their
credit card. You'd get their credit card first now, and
then you would charge per minute. But you should look
into it.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's the same as like I would do only fans
if my head wasn't in it, like who cares? I
couldn't be bothered getting the clientele though, do you know
what I mean? Like only fans now, it's too busy.
You wouldn't bother.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Imagine someone was like, is that is that you melt from.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Sean Tell I love show and tell my wife listen
still it all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'd have to put one of those you know, the
voice from the voice things that they used to put
on when people would yeah on the radio through.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
The wall, my good call girl.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh my god, that's so wrong. Okay, speaking of phone calls,
remember STD calls?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, so was that calling like America and stuff like that.
This is the weird thing.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
My uncle lived in Frankston and it used to be
an STD call and you would know by the tone,
you know, you'd pick up the phone and it'd go
like there were a few beeps.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
First, vaguely, vaguely remember it is.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It couldn't be a long phone call because you got
that like the.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Rapeat my Yeah, it's like when Stacey moved to America
when we were sixteen, I used to have to I
had a separate account, like with Do Do or something
like that, and I used to have to put in
double O, double one six one, got like these about
ten numbers before her actual phone number, and then I
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would get a separate bill that would be my America bill.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's fascinating to go back and think about just the
concept of a telephone. To me is it always blows
my mind to the marketable, Like how fucking smart are
you that you came up with that? Who Alexander Graham,
Bell or whoever you are? Yes, but how easy it
is now with mobile phones. I'll give you a fucking
really shit example of one of my least proud parenting
(08:24):
moments the other day. Sometimes my daughter stays back at
school and she'll go, can you pick me up at
four fifteen today because my friends and I are going
to go for a coffee or whatever around the corner. Okay, Yeah,
so I had I was meant to pick her up
at four fifteen. I'd gotten in the car with my
son and for some reason I forgot my phone.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, I got to the school and she wasn't there. Yes,
I got this rush of panic. Yes, oh my god,
what am I going to do now? I can't call her,
I can't get in touch with her. What if she's
mess and said, can you pick me up from wherever?
Can I tell you the level of crazy outburst I
(09:08):
had you would have done? And all in front of
my son, Yes, who is anxious as it is. I
was scra I was because my panic wasn't that I
was worried something had happened to her. It was that
I was scared. What if she's waiting somewhere for me,
and she's scared because she's ringing me and I'm not answering.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's so cute.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, yeah, you had a spy at home and get
your phone.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah. And the other my little boy wears his Space
talk watch and it got taken off him at school
because he was playing around with it. So I was
a bit pissed. Actually she didn't remember to give it
back to him after school, so he was at footage
training and I was a bit early, and I hate
getting out of the car, so I'm calling him like
a demon, and then I can see every other kid
walking to the car, and I'm like, where the fuck easy?
(09:56):
Where the fuck easy? God forbid I get out of
the car. But I did have a bit of that
what if you miss a bus? What if he actually
didn't go to training? God, but we used to just
organize stuff all the time. I'll meet you in the
city out the front of Sports Girl at six fifteen,
and then if there were ten minutes, like there were
ten minutes late, like we just it just this is
(10:16):
so different now, Like I never not have my phone
in my hand.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And this is why it was almost like I was
so angry at myself, get the world that this is
where we're at. Yeah, we cannot exist without these fucking
phones anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
So unbelievably addicted. I get angry at myself and I
hate myself, and I get this icky feeling when I'm
like I literally go from Instagram to WhatsApp to email, Instagram, what'sapp? Email, Instagram, What'sapp?
I won't get. We've started to TikTok mind you follow
us Show and Tell podcasts, where we've just put up
some very similar clips to Instagram, but where like somebody's like,
(10:53):
you've got to start getting that. So ten years after
it we got white, we got it. You can't even
find it, though, can you? O? God?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Did I not text you back? I found it? Oh
fewl Because when I searched it, I didn't put I
just put in shaw and tel podcasts just in Google,
but you've got to put the at to take you
to the backage.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
So we do have one. So make sure you follow
us now, please, because we've got like seven followers on there.
But why did I even start to talk? Oh? Yeah,
because I'm not getting fully onto that though, because I
have my three that I go to and then I
feel icky, like I actually feel my insides rotting and
my brain rotting, and I'm like, you've just spent so
long agoing just hoping somebody's put something in there that
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is going to be slight interest to you.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I know. And it's also the idea. I think I
may have spoken about this before, but in an episode
of The Imperfect podcast and they have that doctor Emily
the Psychologist's amazing. She was saying that there's such a
spiking anxiety because especially our kids, we don't know how
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to live without luck, with uncertainty. We need to know everything.
We can track our kids on an app. The phone's
always there if you need to get in touch with someone,
So it's like we're conditioned now to know what's happening
all the time.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
What hope do we have though? Do you know what
I mean? Because it's not really stick. Yeah, it's not
really stick to just well, I'm just not going to
use it. It's like it's life. It's just yes, it's
okay on that. Nay everyone. Thank you for listening, Get
in touch with the show and tel podcast is where
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you can find it. So that's where you can find
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thank you for listening. We really appreciate it. We love
you lots and we'll chat to you soon. Both and
our love you.