September 8, 2025 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
It's Lucky Dip time. It's your lucky time because you
get to hear Lucky Dip with me. I'm Monty and
my friend over there is mal Hi. Hi, Hi, guys,
Welcome to Lucky Dip, your bite sized little morsel of
a podcast. I'm going to do Lucky Dip today, but
it's just a real mixed bag of stuff. I've got
(00:27):
two different things I want to cover with you. The
first one just revolted me that anyone would do this.
I'm just shooketh that there is this couple right who
sold their house so no more assets, and they're spending
their money from the house that they sold to go
(00:48):
on a fifteen year cruise.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I have been on a cruise before, and we met
an old lady who did that thing. She just constantly
stayed on a cruise because it was cheaper than going
into like a retirement village or nursing. Joking, it works
out cheaper because I guess the more you cruise, the
less you know, Like you get.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Points, a cure, a crew.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
That's all right, Like it's the same same letters, just
in different order. Yeah, she was saying, or like my
washing's done, cleaning's done. I don't have to do any
of that. There's entertainment. I'm meeting people all the time,
I'm seeing different places.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh my god, she wore a full like like a
caftan because she did. Like I just I've never been
on a cruise, and I can quite confidently say that
will go on the list of things that I'll never do.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You would not you would not cope on a cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Motion so sick. My nan and Pa went on a
cruise not like ages ago. It was a six week cruise.
My name was sick the whole time, So why did
you just get off? And she's like, I didn't want
to ruin it for the par and six weeks she
had hectic sea sickness. I'm like, that is absolute, how
that is terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I've been on two cruises. The first one I got
pregnant with my daughter. Oh wow, I know, no, I
know this because it's the it was a time when
we said let's just worry time. That's how I know.
The second time, I was twelve weeks pregnant with my
daughter because I'd gone on a cruise with my mum
(02:35):
and brother and a friend. We'd all gone together and
then we were saying how much fun we had. Wow.
That then Mark's family wanted to go and they were like,
do you want to come on another cruise. We're like, yeah,
let's go. I was twelve weeks pregnant with mate the
first I reckon the first four days. I don't think
I've ever been in that much hell in my life.
(02:57):
Shit shit, I couldn't move from the bed, and you've
got to get out of the room. That's because the
rooms are these tiny little things that every time I
went to move it was the worst.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It sounds like hew, sea, it's helping, it's full health.
I would never get my sea legs, Like, there is
no way in hell I would get my sea legs.
But I'm just like this couple. I can't I don't
know how old they are. But what happens at the
end of fifteen years as well? What if you're not dead?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, this is another thing too, like medical care. I'd
be thinking about that, Like what if something went wrong
on a cruise chip. I know there's a doctor, but
it's not like there's a hospital on board that if
it needed.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
It's so risky.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What if you get cancer and you need chemo and stuff?
I guess then you just go, Okay, well we've got
to get off and rent a house, like I guess,
there are other options. That ideal goal for them, though,
is obviously just a cruise for fifteen years. I know
a lady that died on a cruise. What Yeah, she
died on a cruise was awful, and so they had
to call back and let her son know, and then
I think they, Yeah, they just kept her until the
(04:02):
next dock and then flew a body back.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I wouldn't go on a cruise now, not only because
of the as I'm getting older, I'm getting more I
don't know if neurotic is the word around being sick,
like the vomiting stuff, nausea, But when you're out there
and you look out and there's.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Nothing, Oh, what's it feel like?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's ominous, especially at night.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, it's so black, Oh it would be and the stars, stars,
they look amazing, But it's like you look down and
you can just see the waves splashing and you're thinking, oh,
where the fuck am I.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Don't all of it makes me feel so disgusting. I
just couldn't think of it and sitting but I also
can't get my head around have something so huge and float.
I know that that's ludicrous, but I'm just like, how
can there be water slides on them? And multiple pools
and movie theaters and like, I just actually I've never
(05:02):
been on a cruise ship and so I can't get
my head around how that much stuff can fit on
something that can float.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, it's like I will say, like, especially that first one,
it was fun because like we were sort of in
a group, none of us had kids. It was fun. Right.
The thought of going on another one doesn't appeal to me,
and I wouldn't, But I'm not as afraid of a
boat as a plane. Yeah, because I feel like if
(05:32):
a boat started to sink, there's time. There's life boats.
It doesn't mean you're gone.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You can get a life jacket.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, there's a little little boats.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I completely see why you'd feel safer, Yeah, in the
middle of the ocean than flying a plane. I don't
like love flying, but I will get on a plane
to go somewhere. Like the thought of me never getting
on a plane again, which you've declared you won't, makes
me feel so custro robe.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I hope I do. I really hope I do.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I because you should get hypnotized for it.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh no, it's too I don't think I've tried hypnosis
for other things before. It's when it's so I can't
tell you the fit like I hear one and I'm fascinated.
It's like you with sharks.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah, okay, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So fascinated by them. If I wasn't so scared, I
think I'd enjoy it. It's just the mind.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Fuck.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It doesn't seem natural.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well, it's not natural. Too much can go wrong, nothing
natural about it at all. But I Yeah, speaking of hypnotherapy,
I've booked in to see somebody because I'm like, I
just feel like my body's soap and mine's so programmed
to be Unwow that I'm booked into this guy who
is apparently really good, and I'm going to do a
session with him, so I'll give it a buy anything.
(06:54):
I am at the point where I'm trying absolutely everything
just to try and get my migraine's under control, because
the chronic illness then makes me feel flat and anxious.
So I'm like, whatever, I'm going to try all of it,
do it anyway. Going to a completely different gear.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
He was laying in bed with Odie this morning. Every
morning that kid comes in and gives me a cuddle
and he calls them huggles, and he nuzzles up.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
To me huggles.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Did you.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh, it's such a cute word, the combo of a
hug and a cuddle.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Usually don't go for a word combo, but I like
that one huggle.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Is so gorgeous. And he comes in he's huggle mom,
and then he clings on to me and he clings
on so tight, and he's like, I'm not letting go
for the whole day. And then we joke about well,
how are we going to go to the toilet and
all of that. Anyway, this morning when he came in,
my top was up a bit and my boob was out.
I know what it is about kids, but they're fascinated
(07:55):
by bums, vaginas, penises, and boobs, even at four, like
he whenever he sees any part of me, and he's
always like, ooh gross. I'm like, that's very young to
be revolted by those bonny parts. I can they're disgusting.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
He doesn't even understand it, like he's like, what is that?
What are those parts on you?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
What are they doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And I guess because we hide them away behind things.
It's a bit of a novelty. Anyway, I normally sometimes
I always remember alergoing, can I touch you boob? And
I was like, no, no, they're mine, Like I constantly,
especially to Odie. Now, I'm like, this is my body.
You can only touch it when I give you permission
to touch it. Anyway, this morning he saw my boobs.
(08:40):
We were laying down next to each other, and just
the fascination with them. I thought, I've got to record
this for you, so have a listen to this.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Good complete like me. It's so funny because because you're
because let's watch some boobe spots, sweet but red spots
(09:17):
to hear on every single booby yeah, okay, well last time. Okay,
because it's my body.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Now like a booby boy. Okay, that's enough, gus, guys.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Me, nobody think that one day young man. Maybe you will,
maybe you will.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
But the red things, like the nipples, red things.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
On the Oh my god, imagine you were that happy
over a tip.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
He just finds it like that was a big laugh,
like just fascinating by them, and the fact I was
just giving him the freedom to look at them because
I never do. I'm like, no, don't like it makes
me self conscious where he just had time to look
at them, found them so unbelievably hilarious.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Well, they probably are really when you're not looking at
them in a particular way.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And especially for a kid, they're probably looking going, but
why don't I have that? Why aren't you just a
nipple on a chest?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Geah, totally totally and also laying down, They're just like
these squashed, disgusting, misshaped pancakes.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
So yeah, I have a good look at them because
you fucked them up.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, your fault. They're like that. We're going to get
out of here. Thank you so much for listening to
our Lucky Dip episode. We do have a Patreon, which
is where you get a membership for like five bucks
a month and we do an extra podcast over there
and it just helps with the running of the podcast.
If you know anyone that would like our potty, share
it with them. That is the best thing you can
do to help us out. Who wouldn't bloody share with
(11:02):
everyone you know. Just be bold and share the link
to your whole address book. Oh my god, imagine how
embarrassing mate the people you have in your address book
would just be would shock you.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I wonder if where anyone's dirty little secret, you know,
like a guilty pleasure. Like I know this podcasts really.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Dumb, but I like, yeah, yeah, I mean, you know,
they talk about some dumb shit. They're a bit dumb,
but it's like, you know, it's just it's like Housewives
Beverly Hills. You just don't have to think while you're
doing it. Yeah, all right, by Legends, Love You is
It's Lucky Dip time. It's your lucky time because you
get to hear Lucky Dip with me. I'm Monty and
my friend over there is mal Hi. Hi, Hi, guys,
Welcome to Lucky Dip, your bite sized little morsel of
a podcast. I'm going to do Lucky Dip today, but
it's just a real mixed bag of stuff. I've got
(00:27):
two different things I want to cover with you. The
first one just revolted me that anyone would do this.
I'm just shooketh that there is this couple right who
sold their house so no more assets, and they're spending
their money from the house that they sold to go
(00:48):
on a fifteen year cruise.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I have been on a cruise before, and we met
an old lady who did that thing. She just constantly
stayed on a cruise because it was cheaper than going
into like a retirement village or nursing. Joking, it works
out cheaper because I guess the more you cruise, the
less you know, Like you get.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Points, a cure, a crew.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
That's all right, Like it's the same same letters, just
in different order. Yeah, she was saying, or like my
washing's done, cleaning's done. I don't have to do any
of that. There's entertainment. I'm meeting people all the time,
I'm seeing different places.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh my god, she wore a full like like a
caftan because she did. Like I just I've never been
on a cruise, and I can quite confidently say that
will go on the list of things that I'll never do.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You would not you would not cope on a cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Motion so sick. My nan and Pa went on a
cruise not like ages ago. It was a six week cruise.
My name was sick the whole time, So why did
you just get off? And she's like, I didn't want
to ruin it for the par and six weeks she
had hectic sea sickness. I'm like, that is absolute, how
that is terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I've been on two cruises. The first one I got
pregnant with my daughter. Oh wow, I know, no, I
know this because it's the it was a time when
we said let's just worry time. That's how I know.
The second time, I was twelve weeks pregnant with my
daughter because I'd gone on a cruise with my mum
(02:35):
and brother and a friend. We'd all gone together and
then we were saying how much fun we had. Wow.
That then Mark's family wanted to go and they were like,
do you want to come on another cruise. We're like, yeah,
let's go. I was twelve weeks pregnant with mate the
first I reckon the first four days. I don't think
I've ever been in that much hell in my life.
(02:57):
Shit shit, I couldn't move from the bed, and you've
got to get out of the room. That's because the
rooms are these tiny little things that every time I
went to move it was the worst.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It sounds like hew, sea, it's helping, it's full health.
I would never get my sea legs, Like, there is
no way in hell I would get my sea legs.
But I'm just like this couple. I can't I don't
know how old they are. But what happens at the
end of fifteen years as well? What if you're not dead?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, this is another thing too, like medical care. I'd
be thinking about that, Like what if something went wrong
on a cruise chip. I know there's a doctor, but
it's not like there's a hospital on board that if
it needed.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
It's so risky.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What if you get cancer and you need chemo and stuff?
I guess then you just go, Okay, well we've got
to get off and rent a house, like I guess,
there are other options. That ideal goal for them, though,
is obviously just a cruise for fifteen years. I know
a lady that died on a cruise. What Yeah, she
died on a cruise was awful, and so they had
to call back and let her son know, and then
I think they, Yeah, they just kept her until the
(04:02):
next dock and then flew a body back.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I wouldn't go on a cruise now, not only because
of the as I'm getting older, I'm getting more I
don't know if neurotic is the word around being sick,
like the vomiting stuff, nausea, But when you're out there
and you look out and there's.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Nothing, Oh, what's it feel like?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's ominous, especially at night.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, it's so black, Oh it would be and the stars, stars,
they look amazing, But it's like you look down and
you can just see the waves splashing and you're thinking, oh,
where the fuck am I.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Don't all of it makes me feel so disgusting. I
just couldn't think of it and sitting but I also
can't get my head around have something so huge and float.
I know that that's ludicrous, but I'm just like, how
can there be water slides on them? And multiple pools
and movie theaters and like, I just actually I've never
(05:02):
been on a cruise ship and so I can't get
my head around how that much stuff can fit on
something that can float.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, it's like I will say, like, especially that first one,
it was fun because like we were sort of in
a group, none of us had kids. It was fun. Right.
The thought of going on another one doesn't appeal to me,
and I wouldn't, But I'm not as afraid of a
boat as a plane. Yeah, because I feel like if
(05:32):
a boat started to sink, there's time. There's life boats.
It doesn't mean you're gone.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You can get a life jacket.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, there's a little little boats.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I completely see why you'd feel safer, Yeah, in the
middle of the ocean than flying a plane. I don't
like love flying, but I will get on a plane
to go somewhere. Like the thought of me never getting
on a plane again, which you've declared you won't, makes
me feel so custro robe.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I hope I do. I really hope I do.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I because you should get hypnotized for it.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh no, it's too I don't think I've tried hypnosis
for other things before. It's when it's so I can't
tell you the fit like I hear one and I'm fascinated.
It's like you with sharks.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah, okay, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So fascinated by them. If I wasn't so scared, I
think I'd enjoy it. It's just the mind.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Fuck.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It doesn't seem natural.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well, it's not natural. Too much can go wrong, nothing
natural about it at all. But I Yeah, speaking of hypnotherapy,
I've booked in to see somebody because I'm like, I
just feel like my body's soap and mine's so programmed
to be Unwow that I'm booked into this guy who
is apparently really good, and I'm going to do a
session with him, so I'll give it a buy anything.
(06:54):
I am at the point where I'm trying absolutely everything
just to try and get my migraine's under control, because
the chronic illness then makes me feel flat and anxious.
So I'm like, whatever, I'm going to try all of it,
do it anyway. Going to a completely different gear.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
He was laying in bed with Odie this morning. Every
morning that kid comes in and gives me a cuddle
and he calls them huggles, and he nuzzles up.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
To me huggles.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Did you.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh, it's such a cute word, the combo of a
hug and a cuddle.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Usually don't go for a word combo, but I like
that one huggle.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Is so gorgeous. And he comes in he's huggle mom,
and then he clings on to me and he clings
on so tight, and he's like, I'm not letting go
for the whole day. And then we joke about well,
how are we going to go to the toilet and
all of that. Anyway, this morning when he came in,
my top was up a bit and my boob was out.
I know what it is about kids, but they're fascinated
(07:55):
by bums, vaginas, penises, and boobs, even at four, like
he whenever he sees any part of me, and he's
always like, ooh gross. I'm like, that's very young to
be revolted by those bonny parts. I can they're disgusting.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
He doesn't even understand it, like he's like, what is that?
What are those parts on you?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
What are they doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And I guess because we hide them away behind things.
It's a bit of a novelty. Anyway, I normally sometimes
I always remember alergoing, can I touch you boob? And
I was like, no, no, they're mine, Like I constantly,
especially to Odie. Now, I'm like, this is my body.
You can only touch it when I give you permission
to touch it. Anyway, this morning he saw my boobs.
(08:40):
We were laying down next to each other, and just
the fascination with them. I thought, I've got to record
this for you, so have a listen to this.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Good complete like me. It's so funny because because you're
because let's watch some boobe spots, sweet but red spots
(09:17):
to hear on every single booby yeah, okay, well last time. Okay,
because it's my body.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Now like a booby boy. Okay, that's enough, gus, guys.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Me, nobody think that one day young man. Maybe you will,
maybe you will.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
But the red things, like the nipples, red things.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
On the Oh my god, imagine you were that happy
over a tip.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
He just finds it like that was a big laugh,
like just fascinating by them, and the fact I was
just giving him the freedom to look at them because
I never do. I'm like, no, don't like it makes
me self conscious where he just had time to look
at them, found them so unbelievably hilarious.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Well, they probably are really when you're not looking at
them in a particular way.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And especially for a kid, they're probably looking going, but
why don't I have that? Why aren't you just a
nipple on a chest?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Geah, totally totally and also laying down, They're just like
these squashed, disgusting, misshaped pancakes.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
So yeah, I have a good look at them because
you fucked them up.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, your fault. They're like that. We're going to get
out of here. Thank you so much for listening to
our Lucky Dip episode. We do have a Patreon, which
is where you get a membership for like five bucks
a month and we do an extra podcast over there
and it just helps with the running of the podcast.
If you know anyone that would like our potty, share
it with them. That is the best thing you can
do to help us out. Who wouldn't bloody share with
(11:02):
everyone you know. Just be bold and share the link
to your whole address book. Oh my god, imagine how
embarrassing mate the people you have in your address book
would just be would shock you.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I wonder if where anyone's dirty little secret, you know,
like a guilty pleasure. Like I know this podcasts really.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Dumb, but I like, yeah, yeah, I mean, you know,
they talk about some dumb shit. They're a bit dumb,
but it's like, you know, it's just it's like Housewives
Beverly Hills. You just don't have to think while you're
doing it. Yeah, all right, by Legends, Love You is
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