September 24, 2025 • 28 mins
This week, Mel’s shares a bad news fact for the lefties of the world and Monty talks about the struggle of trying to connect with her teenager when she keeps getting rejected. There's also a journal breakthrough, public urination and a skin check for Mel turns into the photo shoot from hell. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hi, guys, it's mal it's Monty. We are here with
you for approximately twenty one minute.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Are you going to keep your eye on the timer
and stop right on twenty one.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
And to stop right on twenty one minutes? Hi? Everyone,
thanks for listening in mail. Give us a fact?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh God, I love that you remember that off the bat.
Did you know that every year over one thousand left
handed people die from using equipment that was made for
right handed Pop. No, that is an American start.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
One thousand people. Do you know what always fascinates So
my four year old's left handed?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, he's left handed, and Arlo's right handed but kicks
left footed, which I don't think is that uncommon? But yeah,
Odie's left handed, which and so is my brother, and
so Sam's mum. So it has to have come from,
you know. I think it might be a kind of
a genetic thing, possibly, you knows whatever. But whenever he
uses scissors, I'm like, I've got to get you left
(01:12):
handed scissors. I keep forgetting, but in my head I
can't get why just swapping it over to the other
hand makes it not work, Like think about it. I
don't know, because the blade's going one way, but the blades.
It's not flipping it around the blades still, it's just
(01:34):
over further.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That is one of those things that my brain doesn't
work like that, And like me trying to understand what
you just said, I'm really having to think about it
and I can't wrap my head around it, like why
they're different. I'm trying to hail it in my hand either.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
See I can feel it in my hand and I'm
like doing scissors with my right hand, But then I
just move it over to my leg, like physically move
it over and then clip my left finger. It's the
way that the blade sitting is not different. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It just it's not about the blade, it's about the handle.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah. So maybe it's because you grab the handle one
way and then you grab it the other. I don't know.
Whatever does my.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Head in right? Let us know if you're left handed, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I mean there's clearly a very simple explanation. But every
time I see me scissors, I'm like, I'm so sorry.
I need to get you.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I love that kid.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I love that kid so much. He's so cute and
he's got a beauty spot on top of his lip
and it's the most divine little thing. And my older two,
as I've said, give zero shits about me. My eldest
cold off. Getiving your kids a phone. I know, so typical,
as long as you can. My eldest he has to
(02:47):
have it away at seven point thirty at night, but
the way he uses it up until seven point thirty
physically pains me. It's never out of his face. And
I said to Sam last night, like last night he said, Sam,
can you lay with me? And I heard them talking
and I just stood at the door for a bit
because I'm like, that fucking kid never talks to me,
like never. But Odie, the four year old loves me
(03:09):
like bolts in the door, pick like wants me to
pick him up and cuddle him. And if I kiss
his neck a lot, he giggles his face off. And
last night he fell asleep laying on me while watching TV.
And I just love him the most.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
He's your favorite of the moment, the moment. Yeah. I
think I've said this to you before with Bax too.
Just if he's talking to Sam and not you don't
sometimes underneath that is maybe it's care for you, because
he feels like maybe he doesn't want to burden you
because he knows you, or maybe it's just boys sometimes,
(03:50):
like they get to a stage where they move away
from their mother a bit, but then they come back.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Sorry that no, that was me, I think. No, it's
my tablet thing.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, no, no, it was my pelvic floor notification.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh my god. At the same time, that's so funny,
Midday Suze Pelvin floor. That's so funny. Yeah, no it's not.
He is in a real stage of not liking me,
Like he's so typical teenager that it's just revolting. But
I can't say anything to him without getting him get like,
whatever I say, he gets angry. I just said to Sam,
(04:24):
I feel like I'm living with a complete stranger, like
complete stranger, and I fucking hate it. So then it
pushes me to ode him more because I get the
love from him. Yeah, but I don't get out. I've
said it. I don't get a fucking thing from that kid.
I hope. I just hope it's typical and he comes
back to me so bad.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He will, he will, But how's there every time you
ask for something? Ah that noise? Ah?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
What the overreaction? Oh, the overreactionnome and overreactor. Yeah, yours must,
your kids must be hectic, I se say to him, though,
I'll ask him something, I don't want to talk about
this right now, and I'm like, are you jogging? It
was the most simple basic question that he does. So
(05:11):
I'm like, well, when I said, Sam, there's never the
right time to talk to him about it anything, because
don't ever want to talk. So it's like, do.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You know what? I think? I struggle with that with
my kids sometimes too. I think they get frustrated because
a lot of the time they can't put into words
what they're trying to say. Like I have this thing
that if I if I say something, if I say
something and they answer me, and I say, but what
do you mean, it's conversation over because it's like they
(05:41):
can't explore them. Yeah, they don't want to explain it
to me, so then they shut down, and then that
makes me very angry. Try and do it in writing.
I've said this year before and yeah, right, but no.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I sent him one the other day and of course
I got absolutely no reply. But I've just like, footy
is his thing, Like he's obsessed with AFL and he's
fractured his finger, so he hasn't been able to play
a lot of the season, and he was he was
doing very very well. So I just wrote to him
and I said, I'm just so I'm really sorry this
has happened. I know how much you love AFL, I
(06:14):
know how good you are at it and how frustrating
this situation is, and I'm just really proud of you.
And of course I get no reply, but.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm like, he's taking it in.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He's just got a yeah, I love it. Just absolute
fucking no reply though, but it just anyway, I mean,
it is what it is. So anyway, I was journaling yesterday,
as I do most days because I'm an enlightened human,
and I just fuck I honestly find it so fantastic.
(06:43):
I know I've said it before, but because I always
start and it's always a complaint that I'm starting with,
like I'm so annoyed, I'm so trapped in my body
with my migraines and all of this, like you know, backs,
blah blah blah blah blah. And then it's it's like
I come around and you're becoming your own psych because
you can see the patterns that you're writing and what
(07:07):
you've gone through and it's like you purge everything that's
fucked in there that it leaves this lightness, Like this
lightness comes through right. And I wrote it on my arm,
on my hand to remind me yesterday. And I'm like,
what is it that I want in my life and
in my home? I want more peace? And that is
(07:27):
because of Baxter's moods. I'm like, I just want more peace.
How do I create more peace? And in my head,
I was like, peace with boundaries, like my boys need
the peace, but they also need boundaries so that it's
not just peace at whatever cost. Do you know what
I mean? I was like, I can let things go
(07:47):
to an extent, but to have more peace in my house,
I do need to let Baxter be more himself. I
do need to not expect so much from him. The
second thing I wrote was ease because I go against
the grain. I message you mail with everything like I
feel like everything in my life I swim against the current.
I go against the grain. Like with my health, I'll
(08:09):
feel sick and I'll be like fucking, I'll just do
whatever I can, but not in an easy, relaxed way.
Same with the boys. I'll be like, oh my God,
they're eating their dinner like this, or they do like
I know it sounds ridiculous, but that's the inner workings
of my brain. And I feel like I go against
complete control and I go against push against the grain
(08:32):
with every way. I'm like, you're not doing that how
I want to do it. And it's like they're their
own people and they're going to do it their way,
So no wonder. I'm so fucking exhausted because I'm just
pushing against the grain all the time. And then the
last thing I wrote was love and just to try
and feel love more like it's there and it exists
(08:54):
in every family, but I don't always feel it because
of the mundaneus of the day, making the lunches and
making the dinner. It's like I'm serving people where I
need to feel the love more and.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You feel unappreciated, you do, I feel unappreciated.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
So I wrote power on my hand pel peace ea
is love.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You know A big thing with that is also And
here's me giving you advice when I feel a lot
of the same thing to it. I think a lot
of it as well. Is you being flexible in or
you understanding that for example, like facts is difficult because
(09:38):
of his age. It's hard right to know how they
feel about you. But the way that you show love
would be very different to how he would. So for him,
he might show you love in a way that you
don't even recognize because he's like for me, it's tied
(09:58):
to affection or words like I love you, man, that's
what I want. But sometimes it's my daughter sends me
a real that she knows that I'll like, and I think, oh,
that's her way. Yeah, connecting, it's sort of being able
to spot those things.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, I think I need to try and spot the
things more because they're just not there very much. But yeah,
I know that is. They would be there, but because
they're not in my love language I have, I don't
see them.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
So they push I think you generally, as a rule,
which is wrong, but you push away the people that
you love the most.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, and it's like I do. So I feel like
I think it's different with you. I think it's more
your second. But like one of my best mates, it's
like we're so enmeshed with our first. It's crazy, Like
everything he feels I feel, and yeah, I just am.
So I get very personally offended by him not loving
(10:56):
me as much as I love him. You know, I'm like,
why don't you love me? And you know, I said
to Sam, and I have said this before, like Sam
takes him to footy and he's the manager of the
footy team and so he's in the car with him
for out like the games of fucking ages away for
hours each week, and he will take him to concerts
and stuff like that. And I said to him, if
you didn't have music and AFL, how would you be
(11:16):
connecting with him? And he said it would be very
very hard, you know. And also he doesn't have anxiety,
so it's I ruminate very heavily on things, usually around
my kids, where Sam's like, it's really hard. It's hands down,
really hard. And he said, I'm not trying to gaslight you.
What you feel is very real, but there is a
(11:37):
huge amount of anxiety sprinkled on top of the reality
in the town.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah. Yeah, fuck, I mean, he's right. I hate to say,
you know, the battle is finding the thing, the finding
your thing to connect with him with what they've got
footy and music. I don't know, even if it's a
show and you're sitting side by side. Yeah, So I
know that it's like, no, you're not actually engaging, but.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
No, but no, that's even if we could do that,
that would be amazing. But his head's just in his
fucking phone. But I think that's where the peace thing
came from, because I think with him, I'm constantly trying
to mold him into something, do you know what I mean? Like,
you know, a note will get sent home from school
that he's being naughty, and so I feel like, well,
I've got to fix him. I've got to make him,
(12:24):
you know, or a message or that he was too
rough with somebody. I'm like, fuck, that kid's not going
to like him or the parent's not going to like him.
And I just had the just breathe and have peace.
Not everyone's going to like your kids, Like why does
it matter? But in my head it's so huge.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
It's like everything becomes you know. I used to it
used to be a joke that we'd call it Mum's
words of wisdom, right, like there was no nothing wise
about them. But I've noticed I turn everything into a
lesson every days too. That's what I mean. It doesn't
come from a bad place, and once they get to
a certain age and level, of maturity. They'll see that.
(13:03):
But we also need to back off on making everything
a fucking lesson because I do it, yes the time.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's what I was like, I have to I feel
like everything I like. My only communication, no wonder he
doesn't want to talk to me, is hey, backs, can
you put all of your clothes away on the floor?
There's too many clothes there, Hey Backs, I got a
note from your teacher and you were rude? Backs, can
you put your lunch box away? Like that is our
only communication.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I heard the best tip the other day. It was
like it it was actually like a leadership thing. But
the person said, a pat on the back is a
few inches away from a kickup the ass, So try
and make sure that you're giving pats on the back
instead of the kick up the ass. In like, look
(13:49):
for the good things to point out, don't criticize as much.
Look for any good little thing and point that out,
because then the person's going to be more receptive.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
To the criticism. The kickup.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, but it's like, yeah, it's and sometimes it's real
fucking hard because you're trying to find the way.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh my god, you're trying to I'd be searching but
maybe i'd make it a thing. I was thinking three
in my head, but maybe I make it a thing
of just one a day where I compliment him or
say something that I'm proud of him. I think I'm
scared of him because he shuts me out. I feel
rejected by him, so I close down.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Maybe you've got to do it within your head already
going I know I'm not going to get anything from this.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yes, that's what Sam said. You've got to put yourself
out there knowing you're going to get rejected. But I
don't know if it's something. It's probably bloody childhood stuff
where it's like, oh, I can't do that. I can't
be rejected by you. So I just won't do it
as much where I need to because our relationship clearly
will be This has turned into a side session, but
(14:51):
our relationship clearly is suffering because of it. But I
think maybe if I do that that one thing a
day of like and it can just be really basic.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah it looks good today, just slip and like nothing. Yeah,
there's also something. I don't know if you found this,
but I try and be conscious of it. But again,
it's easy to say it and I don't live it.
But you know when you say to someone all the time,
like I think when I was a kid, I was
always like, I don't know, like you're lazy or whatever.
(15:22):
You become, you become thing, you become that thing. I'm
so conscious of that because but I do that already.
Like I say, I always used to say I'd never
do it. But with my son, I'm always like, how
fucking lazy are you? You don't have to do anything.
But it's like I've given him that role now, yes,
that's who's who.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
He's just stuck off a waters order, off a duck SPA.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Just doesn't care. And he's like, well you think I'm lazy,
so that's what I'm going to be.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I'll just do it. And they just subconsciously do it
either as well. Arlow's very and I've said it before,
he has ADHD and he's extremely typical or when it
comes to your ADHD, so forget things, will put his
wallet down, can't find it, just does stuff like that
all the time. And I forget what it was the
other day, but it was so mean. I was so mean.
(16:12):
Sometimes I get like so disregulated myself, so no capacity,
and I'm just like, you're fucking kidding me. And I
said to him, you've got a brain, you need to
use it. Yeah, how rude is that?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I think I can trump you? You know what I've said.
I'll look at him and go, what is wrong with you?
As soon as they come out of my mouth, And
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I soon think out of your mouth. But it's like whereing,
we're just human tubes, We're not superhuman, like getting down
on their level and just fucking chatting to them and
talking through things like sometimes it's like I'm cooking sixteen
fucking dinners, you're being a dickhead. Where's your fucking brain?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Use it?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Like I get mass.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I don't think that it's the way that's getting down
on the level and talk sometimes, Like I understand it
can't be like our parents' generation, you know what I mean.
Like the parenting is different, and it did have to change,
but I think it's got to go a little bit
meet in the middle somewhere because all the let them
choose what they want for this and let them choose everything.
(17:19):
No part of being a kid is that your parent
has provided You've got a good parent, but your parent
is making choices that they think is right for you. Yes,
up until a certain age. That's the fucking way it is.
That's the law of the land. You're only going to
be a kid for a very short amount of time.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, well and safe. You remember those lawless houses when
you were a kid and you just would stay there.
One nine go, I need to get home. Now, I
need to get home. But there's no rules here. It's weird.
Totally changing direction of the podcast. You had a skin check, now,
good girl?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Oh my god. A couple of weeks ago, I had
said on the podcast, asked how I had a questionable mark. Yes, anyway,
so I made an appointment.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I'm so happy you did that, because normally you don't.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah. No, normally I don't. But I think I really
was scared. Yeah, and anyway, So I hadn't really looked
at how you like, what's involved. But I assume you
go in there and you show them I've got this mark,
you know. Anyway, I'll go in first. I was running late,
so I was flustered, parked illegally, ran in and she
(18:33):
goes to me, Okay, so what I need you to
do is she said, I'm going to take some photos,
some reference photos. I said, Okay. She goes, so I
want you to go behind the screen, take off all
your jewelry, put your hair up in a high bun
so I can see your neck and stuff. She goes,
and everything off except your underwear and come out, and
I was like, oh, okay, And in my head I
(18:57):
thought the first thing was I don't even have faked
haan on hilarious because if she'd fucking give a shit.
But to me, I'm taking everything off, and in my head,
I'm psyching myself up, like do I want to do this?
The thought of just walking out there because it's just
like a room, right.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's a room and just and then they give you
the tiniest cloth to cover yourself. No no, no.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No cloth, no no no, there's no bed. Take off
the clothes and then just walk out and the photo
shoot begins. Ah okay, so number one, I walk I
take a deep breath and I walk out. Yes, you've
just got your undies on, tips out everything. Then she
(19:41):
starts asking me questions, do you have history of skin
cancer in your family? Did you solariums? Blah blah? And
I'm standing there with just my undies on. I didn't
know what to even do with my hand. What did
you do well? And then the over analyzing because I'm like,
if I put them over my boot, it looks like
I'm being sort of defensive.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Oh, I would have put them over my boobs. You
weren't just free flopping.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I just I just tried to look cash liked, but
I was. I felt so awkward, and I was also thinking,
why didn't you do that fucking question and answer portion
when I had my clothes? Yes, yes, oh my god.
Then she sticks stickers like there must be certain parts
they've got to hit. So she sticks all these stickers
on my body and then sheets the camera out. But
(20:26):
it's like a full, like big knick on camera that
does the likever being to one that sign that the
poses I had to get into. I swear to god,
it's like, you know, arms up, knee ease and whatever.
Can you lift up your boobs for under your boobs?
Then turn to the side and imagine you're like you're
(20:49):
in a lunge, lunge on the side, one arm back,
whatever the worst. She's like, okay, so turn around and
face the wall. I don't if you're comfortable, can you
pull your underwear down? So she could see my ass.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Your bum bum hole no, no.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
No, just the like, just the cheeks. Something about that
was just and the clicking of the camera and the
thought of, oh my god, this is going to be
so terrible. And then in my head I'm thinking, do
I have to look at these? And who's going to
see these anyway? She sits down and she goes, Okay,
(21:25):
so I'm just uploading them onto the system. And I said,
I don't want to see them, just as those words
came out of my head, I don't want to see them.
Up on the screen. They flashed like thirty pictures.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I died, did you see one of you? Bum?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
It was like a car crash. I couldn't look away.
I was just looking at them, the one of my ass. Yeah,
if it had if it had just been my ass,
I would have been better if I was completely naked.
There was something about the undies pulled down. I felt
like I'd just been dacked at school. Imagine they's got hacked.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Oh no, one would care. I mean, I feel like
you'd be upset how little people would care.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I would look at No, it wouldn't. That makes me.
I'm going to cut that out.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
No, I would look. I would look at anyone's as well.
I would look at anyones because the thing is that
it's because it's not opposed and you're very vulnerable. There
would be something stimulating about seeing them.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I will say there were a few shots that I
was like, oh my god, like my boobs, they used
to be so good. And I looked at them and
I thought, oh, I feel sorry for you now, right.
But on the whole, yeah, I thought, you know what,
(22:54):
I'm forty six, I've had two kids.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I think I looked all right, made you look fucking fantastic.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Some pictures I saw, I thought it's not as bad
as I thought. What a gift. It was pretty good.
But then I walked out and I wanted to say,
do I get those?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I actually want them out. I want to show Mark.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I know that. I was gonna ask can you see
them to me? And then I thought, oh my god,
that's so fucked. But then I thought, I know myself.
I would just then sit there and.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
So you would go through every single one.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I could see every whatever. Yeah, I thought that's dangerous.
I don't want them. But also there was this one
Mark I was worried about. They took like a special
scan thing of it and it's all clear, which is
great and everything great. Yeah, and you know, like when
I was standing there naked, I'm trying to make small
talk with her about melanoma, like, oh yeah, so a
(23:52):
lot to people. How long do people generally have after
they're diagnosed with melanoma? Like is it fatal every time?
Or whatever? I'm the fuck really like. And then as
I walk out the door, I walk past an alley
and I hear this like water sound. Turn around, there's
a guy there just with his cock out what pissing
in the alley that's across from a girls' school as well,
(24:16):
not even facing the wall, just with his dick. It's
like I looked at him. I was so angry. If
it wasn't that I was scared, I would have said something,
but I sort of went not.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Even facing the wall, Well, he's not a well human.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Hang on where I parked illegally? He was a private
church car park. He comes old mate walking into the
guy that had just had his dick out, pissing in
the alleyway with his little lunchbox walking into the church
car park, And I thought that was literally a one
minute walk away from where you just pissed. You couldn't
(24:51):
have used the church toilet.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, that's weird. What kind of man did he look like? Though,
I know we shouldn't judge from the car.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
But maybe fifty or sixty years old, out of shape
like he looked.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
And across from a girls school.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Windows hideous.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, anyway, that's hideous. You should have called the police. Oh,
you should have called the police for sure, should I have? Yes,
it's a man at the front of a school with
girls pissing.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
It was across it was as it was across the road,
and like it wasn't right directly in front. But still,
like the whole thing, you shouldn't have done. I don't
think you should be pissing in public, especially when I.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Didn't think you should be pissing in public. My son
does it all the time. He's eleven. He got off
the bus the other day and pissed near the bus
stop and one of the moms said, I just did
a way down there. So I had to say to him, mate,
it's near a petrol station. I said, you've got to
go into the petrol station if you can't hold it
until we get home. Yesterday I go to pick him up.
(25:54):
He gets off the bus, he goes to Wei again.
I literally yelled out the window in front of all
of his friends, don't do it. Go to the toilet.
And he looked at me and said no, no, no, no, no,
I'm busting. I said, I'm going and I drove off
on him and made him walk homeb.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Did he end up pissing? He did piss he did.
He pissed doing it too.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
He was He's like, no, no, no, no, Because I
said go into the toilet. I was so angry and
I was I was meets away so everyone heard. I
said you do that, I'm leaving, and he proceeded to
do it. So I said, I'm out of here and
I just took off.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Does he know even for his own safety safety, he's done.
It's okay, it's disgusting, but even take the disgustingness out
of it, because for him, he thinks it's peace. Who cares? Yeah,
but just the thing of you don't know who's around,
you don't know if someone creeping at you, like all
of it.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
He just doesn't care. I'm like, and it's like you're
not for anymore. Like if I got Odie to do
a tree where we call them. But it's like you're eleven,
You've just got off a bus. Yeah, you just backing
at you dick and pissing very publicly. I'm just like,
you're revolting. So I just took off on him. I
didn't say anything when I got home, I'd forgotten about it.
(27:10):
But I'm like, that would have taught him, don't you
reckon embarrassing him in front of like I'm happy to
shame my kids and then taking off.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh look, I have the embarrassing, the public embarrassment thing
I don't like because I remember I hated that as
a kid.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, but you didn't fucking pop a squat nod.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I was scared of the embarrassment.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Good. Yeah, so I wanted to embarrass him.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, but you know what, I don't think it's gonna
change anything.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Nah, you'll be pissing the fact that the mum the
other weeks like, oh I just did away near the bus.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I know you sort of feel like saying, all right, Cheryl, fuck,
I'm trying to here.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
So then in front of her to say, oh, that's
really disgusting, like you.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Maybe you've got to put a punishment in place, like say, listen,
I've got like there are people that see you do it.
If I see it or I hear it, that you've
done it, and then they need to be.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You've chopped before skin off.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah oh yeah, perfect.
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Speaker 2 (28:34):
Love yous
Hi, guys, it's mal it's Monty. We are here with
you for approximately twenty one minute.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Are you going to keep your eye on the timer
and stop right on twenty one.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
And to stop right on twenty one minutes? Hi? Everyone,
thanks for listening in mail. Give us a fact?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh God, I love that you remember that off the bat.
Did you know that every year over one thousand left
handed people die from using equipment that was made for
right handed Pop. No, that is an American start.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
One thousand people. Do you know what always fascinates So
my four year old's left handed?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, he's left handed, and Arlo's right handed but kicks
left footed, which I don't think is that uncommon? But yeah,
Odie's left handed, which and so is my brother, and
so Sam's mum. So it has to have come from,
you know. I think it might be a kind of
a genetic thing, possibly, you knows whatever. But whenever he
uses scissors, I'm like, I've got to get you left
(01:12):
handed scissors. I keep forgetting, but in my head I
can't get why just swapping it over to the other
hand makes it not work, Like think about it. I
don't know, because the blade's going one way, but the blades.
It's not flipping it around the blades still, it's just
(01:34):
over further.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That is one of those things that my brain doesn't
work like that, And like me trying to understand what
you just said, I'm really having to think about it
and I can't wrap my head around it, like why
they're different. I'm trying to hail it in my hand either.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
See I can feel it in my hand and I'm
like doing scissors with my right hand, But then I
just move it over to my leg, like physically move
it over and then clip my left finger. It's the
way that the blade sitting is not different. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It just it's not about the blade, it's about the handle.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah. So maybe it's because you grab the handle one
way and then you grab it the other. I don't know.
Whatever does my.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Head in right? Let us know if you're left handed, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I mean there's clearly a very simple explanation. But every
time I see me scissors, I'm like, I'm so sorry.
I need to get you.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I love that kid.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I love that kid so much. He's so cute and
he's got a beauty spot on top of his lip
and it's the most divine little thing. And my older two,
as I've said, give zero shits about me. My eldest
cold off. Getiving your kids a phone. I know, so typical,
as long as you can. My eldest he has to
(02:47):
have it away at seven point thirty at night, but
the way he uses it up until seven point thirty
physically pains me. It's never out of his face. And
I said to Sam last night, like last night he said, Sam,
can you lay with me? And I heard them talking
and I just stood at the door for a bit
because I'm like, that fucking kid never talks to me,
like never. But Odie, the four year old loves me
(03:09):
like bolts in the door, pick like wants me to
pick him up and cuddle him. And if I kiss
his neck a lot, he giggles his face off. And
last night he fell asleep laying on me while watching TV.
And I just love him the most.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
He's your favorite of the moment, the moment. Yeah. I
think I've said this to you before with Bax too.
Just if he's talking to Sam and not you don't
sometimes underneath that is maybe it's care for you, because
he feels like maybe he doesn't want to burden you
because he knows you, or maybe it's just boys sometimes,
(03:50):
like they get to a stage where they move away
from their mother a bit, but then they come back.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Sorry that no, that was me, I think. No, it's
my tablet thing.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, no, no, it was my pelvic floor notification.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh my god. At the same time, that's so funny,
Midday Suze Pelvin floor. That's so funny. Yeah, no it's not.
He is in a real stage of not liking me,
Like he's so typical teenager that it's just revolting. But
I can't say anything to him without getting him get like,
whatever I say, he gets angry. I just said to Sam,
(04:24):
I feel like I'm living with a complete stranger, like
complete stranger, and I fucking hate it. So then it
pushes me to ode him more because I get the
love from him. Yeah, but I don't get out. I've
said it. I don't get a fucking thing from that kid.
I hope. I just hope it's typical and he comes
back to me so bad.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He will, he will, But how's there every time you
ask for something? Ah that noise? Ah?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
What the overreaction? Oh, the overreactionnome and overreactor. Yeah, yours must,
your kids must be hectic, I se say to him, though,
I'll ask him something, I don't want to talk about
this right now, and I'm like, are you jogging? It
was the most simple basic question that he does. So
(05:11):
I'm like, well, when I said, Sam, there's never the
right time to talk to him about it anything, because
don't ever want to talk. So it's like, do.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You know what? I think? I struggle with that with
my kids sometimes too. I think they get frustrated because
a lot of the time they can't put into words
what they're trying to say. Like I have this thing
that if I if I say something, if I say
something and they answer me, and I say, but what
do you mean, it's conversation over because it's like they
(05:41):
can't explore them. Yeah, they don't want to explain it
to me, so then they shut down, and then that
makes me very angry. Try and do it in writing.
I've said this year before and yeah, right, but no.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I sent him one the other day and of course
I got absolutely no reply. But I've just like, footy
is his thing, Like he's obsessed with AFL and he's
fractured his finger, so he hasn't been able to play
a lot of the season, and he was he was
doing very very well. So I just wrote to him
and I said, I'm just so I'm really sorry this
has happened. I know how much you love AFL, I
(06:14):
know how good you are at it and how frustrating
this situation is, and I'm just really proud of you.
And of course I get no reply, but.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm like, he's taking it in.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He's just got a yeah, I love it. Just absolute
fucking no reply though, but it just anyway, I mean,
it is what it is. So anyway, I was journaling yesterday,
as I do most days because I'm an enlightened human,
and I just fuck I honestly find it so fantastic.
(06:43):
I know I've said it before, but because I always
start and it's always a complaint that I'm starting with,
like I'm so annoyed, I'm so trapped in my body
with my migraines and all of this, like you know, backs,
blah blah blah blah blah. And then it's it's like
I come around and you're becoming your own psych because
you can see the patterns that you're writing and what
(07:07):
you've gone through and it's like you purge everything that's
fucked in there that it leaves this lightness, Like this
lightness comes through right. And I wrote it on my arm,
on my hand to remind me yesterday. And I'm like,
what is it that I want in my life and
in my home? I want more peace? And that is
(07:27):
because of Baxter's moods. I'm like, I just want more peace.
How do I create more peace? And in my head,
I was like, peace with boundaries, like my boys need
the peace, but they also need boundaries so that it's
not just peace at whatever cost. Do you know what
I mean? I was like, I can let things go
(07:47):
to an extent, but to have more peace in my house,
I do need to let Baxter be more himself. I
do need to not expect so much from him. The
second thing I wrote was ease because I go against
the grain. I message you mail with everything like I
feel like everything in my life I swim against the current.
I go against the grain. Like with my health, I'll
(08:09):
feel sick and I'll be like fucking, I'll just do
whatever I can, but not in an easy, relaxed way.
Same with the boys. I'll be like, oh my God,
they're eating their dinner like this, or they do like
I know it sounds ridiculous, but that's the inner workings
of my brain. And I feel like I go against
complete control and I go against push against the grain
(08:32):
with every way. I'm like, you're not doing that how
I want to do it. And it's like they're their
own people and they're going to do it their way,
So no wonder. I'm so fucking exhausted because I'm just
pushing against the grain all the time. And then the
last thing I wrote was love and just to try
and feel love more like it's there and it exists
(08:54):
in every family, but I don't always feel it because
of the mundaneus of the day, making the lunches and
making the dinner. It's like I'm serving people where I
need to feel the love more and.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You feel unappreciated, you do, I feel unappreciated.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
So I wrote power on my hand pel peace ea
is love.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You know A big thing with that is also And
here's me giving you advice when I feel a lot
of the same thing to it. I think a lot
of it as well. Is you being flexible in or
you understanding that for example, like facts is difficult because
(09:38):
of his age. It's hard right to know how they
feel about you. But the way that you show love
would be very different to how he would. So for him,
he might show you love in a way that you
don't even recognize because he's like for me, it's tied
(09:58):
to affection or words like I love you, man, that's
what I want. But sometimes it's my daughter sends me
a real that she knows that I'll like, and I think, oh,
that's her way. Yeah, connecting, it's sort of being able
to spot those things.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, I think I need to try and spot the
things more because they're just not there very much. But yeah,
I know that is. They would be there, but because
they're not in my love language I have, I don't
see them.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
So they push I think you generally, as a rule,
which is wrong, but you push away the people that
you love the most.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, and it's like I do. So I feel like
I think it's different with you. I think it's more
your second. But like one of my best mates, it's
like we're so enmeshed with our first. It's crazy, Like
everything he feels I feel, and yeah, I just am.
So I get very personally offended by him not loving
(10:56):
me as much as I love him. You know, I'm like,
why don't you love me? And you know, I said
to Sam, and I have said this before, like Sam
takes him to footy and he's the manager of the
footy team and so he's in the car with him
for out like the games of fucking ages away for
hours each week, and he will take him to concerts
and stuff like that. And I said to him, if
you didn't have music and AFL, how would you be
(11:16):
connecting with him? And he said it would be very
very hard, you know. And also he doesn't have anxiety,
so it's I ruminate very heavily on things, usually around
my kids, where Sam's like, it's really hard. It's hands down,
really hard. And he said, I'm not trying to gaslight you.
What you feel is very real, but there is a
(11:37):
huge amount of anxiety sprinkled on top of the reality
in the town.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah. Yeah, fuck, I mean, he's right. I hate to say,
you know, the battle is finding the thing, the finding
your thing to connect with him with what they've got
footy and music. I don't know, even if it's a
show and you're sitting side by side. Yeah, So I
know that it's like, no, you're not actually engaging, but.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
No, but no, that's even if we could do that,
that would be amazing. But his head's just in his
fucking phone. But I think that's where the peace thing
came from, because I think with him, I'm constantly trying
to mold him into something, do you know what I mean? Like,
you know, a note will get sent home from school
that he's being naughty, and so I feel like, well,
I've got to fix him. I've got to make him,
(12:24):
you know, or a message or that he was too
rough with somebody. I'm like, fuck, that kid's not going
to like him or the parent's not going to like him.
And I just had the just breathe and have peace.
Not everyone's going to like your kids, Like why does
it matter? But in my head it's so huge.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
It's like everything becomes you know. I used to it
used to be a joke that we'd call it Mum's
words of wisdom, right, like there was no nothing wise
about them. But I've noticed I turn everything into a
lesson every days too. That's what I mean. It doesn't
come from a bad place, and once they get to
a certain age and level, of maturity. They'll see that.
(13:03):
But we also need to back off on making everything
a fucking lesson because I do it, yes the time.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's what I was like, I have to I feel
like everything I like. My only communication, no wonder he
doesn't want to talk to me, is hey, backs, can
you put all of your clothes away on the floor?
There's too many clothes there, Hey Backs, I got a
note from your teacher and you were rude? Backs, can
you put your lunch box away? Like that is our
only communication.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I heard the best tip the other day. It was
like it it was actually like a leadership thing. But
the person said, a pat on the back is a
few inches away from a kickup the ass, So try
and make sure that you're giving pats on the back
instead of the kick up the ass. In like, look
(13:49):
for the good things to point out, don't criticize as much.
Look for any good little thing and point that out,
because then the person's going to be more receptive.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
To the criticism. The kickup.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, but it's like, yeah, it's and sometimes it's real
fucking hard because you're trying to find the way.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh my god, you're trying to I'd be searching but
maybe i'd make it a thing. I was thinking three
in my head, but maybe I make it a thing
of just one a day where I compliment him or
say something that I'm proud of him. I think I'm
scared of him because he shuts me out. I feel
rejected by him, so I close down.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Maybe you've got to do it within your head already
going I know I'm not going to get anything from this.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yes, that's what Sam said. You've got to put yourself
out there knowing you're going to get rejected. But I
don't know if it's something. It's probably bloody childhood stuff
where it's like, oh, I can't do that. I can't
be rejected by you. So I just won't do it
as much where I need to because our relationship clearly
will be This has turned into a side session, but
(14:51):
our relationship clearly is suffering because of it. But I
think maybe if I do that that one thing a
day of like and it can just be really basic.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah it looks good today, just slip and like nothing. Yeah,
there's also something. I don't know if you found this,
but I try and be conscious of it. But again,
it's easy to say it and I don't live it.
But you know when you say to someone all the time,
like I think when I was a kid, I was
always like, I don't know, like you're lazy or whatever.
(15:22):
You become, you become thing, you become that thing. I'm
so conscious of that because but I do that already.
Like I say, I always used to say I'd never
do it. But with my son, I'm always like, how
fucking lazy are you? You don't have to do anything.
But it's like I've given him that role now, yes,
that's who's who.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
He's just stuck off a waters order, off a duck SPA.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Just doesn't care. And he's like, well you think I'm lazy,
so that's what I'm going to be.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I'll just do it. And they just subconsciously do it
either as well. Arlow's very and I've said it before,
he has ADHD and he's extremely typical or when it
comes to your ADHD, so forget things, will put his
wallet down, can't find it, just does stuff like that
all the time. And I forget what it was the
other day, but it was so mean. I was so mean.
(16:12):
Sometimes I get like so disregulated myself, so no capacity,
and I'm just like, you're fucking kidding me. And I
said to him, you've got a brain, you need to
use it. Yeah, how rude is that?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I think I can trump you? You know what I've said.
I'll look at him and go, what is wrong with you?
As soon as they come out of my mouth, And
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I soon think out of your mouth. But it's like whereing,
we're just human tubes, We're not superhuman, like getting down
on their level and just fucking chatting to them and
talking through things like sometimes it's like I'm cooking sixteen
fucking dinners, you're being a dickhead. Where's your fucking brain?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Use it?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Like I get mass.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I don't think that it's the way that's getting down
on the level and talk sometimes, Like I understand it
can't be like our parents' generation, you know what I mean.
Like the parenting is different, and it did have to change,
but I think it's got to go a little bit
meet in the middle somewhere because all the let them
choose what they want for this and let them choose everything.
(17:19):
No part of being a kid is that your parent
has provided You've got a good parent, but your parent
is making choices that they think is right for you. Yes,
up until a certain age. That's the fucking way it is.
That's the law of the land. You're only going to
be a kid for a very short amount of time.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, well and safe. You remember those lawless houses when
you were a kid and you just would stay there.
One nine go, I need to get home. Now, I
need to get home. But there's no rules here. It's weird.
Totally changing direction of the podcast. You had a skin check, now,
good girl?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Oh my god. A couple of weeks ago, I had
said on the podcast, asked how I had a questionable mark. Yes, anyway,
so I made an appointment.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I'm so happy you did that, because normally you don't.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah. No, normally I don't. But I think I really
was scared. Yeah, and anyway, So I hadn't really looked
at how you like, what's involved. But I assume you
go in there and you show them I've got this mark,
you know. Anyway, I'll go in first. I was running late,
so I was flustered, parked illegally, ran in and she
(18:33):
goes to me, Okay, so what I need you to
do is she said, I'm going to take some photos,
some reference photos. I said, Okay. She goes, so I
want you to go behind the screen, take off all
your jewelry, put your hair up in a high bun
so I can see your neck and stuff. She goes,
and everything off except your underwear and come out, and
I was like, oh, okay, And in my head I
(18:57):
thought the first thing was I don't even have faked
haan on hilarious because if she'd fucking give a shit.
But to me, I'm taking everything off, and in my head,
I'm psyching myself up, like do I want to do this?
The thought of just walking out there because it's just
like a room, right.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's a room and just and then they give you
the tiniest cloth to cover yourself. No no, no.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No cloth, no no no, there's no bed. Take off
the clothes and then just walk out and the photo
shoot begins. Ah okay, so number one, I walk I
take a deep breath and I walk out. Yes, you've
just got your undies on, tips out everything. Then she
(19:41):
starts asking me questions, do you have history of skin
cancer in your family? Did you solariums? Blah blah? And
I'm standing there with just my undies on. I didn't
know what to even do with my hand. What did
you do well? And then the over analyzing because I'm like,
if I put them over my boot, it looks like
I'm being sort of defensive.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Oh, I would have put them over my boobs. You
weren't just free flopping.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I just I just tried to look cash liked, but
I was. I felt so awkward, and I was also thinking,
why didn't you do that fucking question and answer portion
when I had my clothes? Yes, yes, oh my god.
Then she sticks stickers like there must be certain parts
they've got to hit. So she sticks all these stickers
on my body and then sheets the camera out. But
(20:26):
it's like a full, like big knick on camera that
does the likever being to one that sign that the
poses I had to get into. I swear to god,
it's like, you know, arms up, knee ease and whatever.
Can you lift up your boobs for under your boobs?
Then turn to the side and imagine you're like you're
(20:49):
in a lunge, lunge on the side, one arm back,
whatever the worst. She's like, okay, so turn around and
face the wall. I don't if you're comfortable, can you
pull your underwear down? So she could see my ass.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Your bum bum hole no, no.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
No, just the like, just the cheeks. Something about that
was just and the clicking of the camera and the
thought of, oh my god, this is going to be
so terrible. And then in my head I'm thinking, do
I have to look at these? And who's going to
see these anyway? She sits down and she goes, Okay,
(21:25):
so I'm just uploading them onto the system. And I said,
I don't want to see them, just as those words
came out of my head, I don't want to see them.
Up on the screen. They flashed like thirty pictures.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I died, did you see one of you? Bum?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
It was like a car crash. I couldn't look away.
I was just looking at them, the one of my ass. Yeah,
if it had if it had just been my ass,
I would have been better if I was completely naked.
There was something about the undies pulled down. I felt
like I'd just been dacked at school. Imagine they's got hacked.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Oh no, one would care. I mean, I feel like
you'd be upset how little people would care.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I would look at No, it wouldn't. That makes me.
I'm going to cut that out.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
No, I would look. I would look at anyone's as well.
I would look at anyones because the thing is that
it's because it's not opposed and you're very vulnerable. There
would be something stimulating about seeing them.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I will say there were a few shots that I
was like, oh my god, like my boobs, they used
to be so good. And I looked at them and
I thought, oh, I feel sorry for you now, right.
But on the whole, yeah, I thought, you know what,
(22:54):
I'm forty six, I've had two kids.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I think I looked all right, made you look fucking fantastic.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Some pictures I saw, I thought it's not as bad
as I thought. What a gift. It was pretty good.
But then I walked out and I wanted to say,
do I get those?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I actually want them out. I want to show Mark.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I know that. I was gonna ask can you see
them to me? And then I thought, oh my god,
that's so fucked. But then I thought, I know myself.
I would just then sit there and.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
So you would go through every single one.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I could see every whatever. Yeah, I thought that's dangerous.
I don't want them. But also there was this one
Mark I was worried about. They took like a special
scan thing of it and it's all clear, which is
great and everything great. Yeah, and you know, like when
I was standing there naked, I'm trying to make small
talk with her about melanoma, like, oh yeah, so a
(23:52):
lot to people. How long do people generally have after
they're diagnosed with melanoma? Like is it fatal every time?
Or whatever? I'm the fuck really like. And then as
I walk out the door, I walk past an alley
and I hear this like water sound. Turn around, there's
a guy there just with his cock out what pissing
in the alley that's across from a girls' school as well,
(24:16):
not even facing the wall, just with his dick. It's
like I looked at him. I was so angry. If
it wasn't that I was scared, I would have said something,
but I sort of went not.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Even facing the wall, Well, he's not a well human.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Hang on where I parked illegally? He was a private
church car park. He comes old mate walking into the
guy that had just had his dick out, pissing in
the alleyway with his little lunchbox walking into the church
car park, And I thought that was literally a one
minute walk away from where you just pissed. You couldn't
(24:51):
have used the church toilet.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, that's weird. What kind of man did he look like? Though,
I know we shouldn't judge from the car.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
But maybe fifty or sixty years old, out of shape
like he looked.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
And across from a girls school.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Windows hideous.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, anyway, that's hideous. You should have called the police. Oh,
you should have called the police for sure, should I have? Yes,
it's a man at the front of a school with
girls pissing.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
It was across it was as it was across the road,
and like it wasn't right directly in front. But still,
like the whole thing, you shouldn't have done. I don't
think you should be pissing in public, especially when I.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Didn't think you should be pissing in public. My son
does it all the time. He's eleven. He got off
the bus the other day and pissed near the bus
stop and one of the moms said, I just did
a way down there. So I had to say to him, mate,
it's near a petrol station. I said, you've got to
go into the petrol station if you can't hold it
until we get home. Yesterday I go to pick him up.
(25:54):
He gets off the bus, he goes to Wei again.
I literally yelled out the window in front of all
of his friends, don't do it. Go to the toilet.
And he looked at me and said no, no, no, no, no,
I'm busting. I said, I'm going and I drove off
on him and made him walk homeb.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Did he end up pissing? He did piss he did.
He pissed doing it too.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
He was He's like, no, no, no, no, Because I
said go into the toilet. I was so angry and
I was I was meets away so everyone heard. I
said you do that, I'm leaving, and he proceeded to
do it. So I said, I'm out of here and
I just took off.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Does he know even for his own safety safety, he's done.
It's okay, it's disgusting, but even take the disgustingness out
of it, because for him, he thinks it's peace. Who cares? Yeah,
but just the thing of you don't know who's around,
you don't know if someone creeping at you, like all
of it.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
He just doesn't care. I'm like, and it's like you're
not for anymore. Like if I got Odie to do
a tree where we call them. But it's like you're eleven,
You've just got off a bus. Yeah, you just backing
at you dick and pissing very publicly. I'm just like,
you're revolting. So I just took off on him. I
didn't say anything when I got home, I'd forgotten about it.
(27:10):
But I'm like, that would have taught him, don't you
reckon embarrassing him in front of like I'm happy to
shame my kids and then taking off.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh look, I have the embarrassing, the public embarrassment thing
I don't like because I remember I hated that as
a kid.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, but you didn't fucking pop a squat nod.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I was scared of the embarrassment.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Good. Yeah, so I wanted to embarrass him.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, but you know what, I don't think it's gonna
change anything.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Nah, you'll be pissing the fact that the mum the
other weeks like, oh I just did away near the bus.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I know you sort of feel like saying, all right, Cheryl, fuck,
I'm trying to here.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
So then in front of her to say, oh, that's
really disgusting, like you.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Maybe you've got to put a punishment in place, like say, listen,
I've got like there are people that see you do it.
If I see it or I hear it, that you've
done it, and then they need to be.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You've chopped before skin off.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah oh yeah, perfect.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
All right, we're out of here. Thank you so much
for listening. Give us a rating wherever you listen to us,
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Or also share this podcast with your friend if you
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We have a Patreon where we do another podcast every
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(28:30):
slash chante online. But thanks for listening. Legends will be
back soon.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Love yous
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