November 26, 2025 • 21 mins
This week, Mel shares a fact related to last week's ep courtesy of a beautiful listener named Nic, and Monty's damp from dipping again. Kourtney Kardashian is selling lollypops that are not for your mouth, Kim K has turned her back on psychics after a recent failure, and Love Island contestants are exchanging a lot of saliva. There's also the sex quote for Machine Gun Kelly that turned Monty right off, and the new rules of nappy changing have left us confused. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hi everyone, It's Malamanti. This is your Shawn tal podcast episode.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi months. How are you? Yeah? Good? Good good? You've
been dipping again daily dip? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
So I live near the beach and it's a new thing.
Probably the last month. I go and dip in every
day and I bloody love it.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Are there a lot of people there? Like?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Is it just always No, it's not always full. Sometimes
there's only one or two other people. Then I don't
like that as much because I'm like, well now I'm
shark bait. But at one beach I go to, which
is my favorite, there's a lot of people around and
I prefer like not what like, you don't have to go?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh? Can I have this bit of sand and all
be smushed in together? Yuck? Is there anything worse? Oh,
there's nothing worse. Going to the beach. It's packed. You're
trying to find a spot and then like everyone towels.
Oh yeah, I actually hate the beach. I hate the beach.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
He's been a fan of the beach, but I don't
like I'm moving here. I'm much more of a fan
because the beaches are obviously beautiful. I'm living Byron Bay.
If you are new to the podcast and so the
beach is are epic. So I'm trying to make the
most of it. I do feel it's made a difference
to my mental health.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I honestly do. This is all that matters.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yes, I feel like that, and there's something in me
where I'm like, I haven't dipped today. I really want
to go and do it, and I just try and
make it a part of my every day. Now I
go in, I literally jump in for four minutes and
get out and then I'm done. So my hair has
worked today.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Nature girl, Nature.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Girl, I'm very I go on ground ground myself rounding.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Can I kick off with a fact? Oh? Yes, please always,
I have been busting to tell you this. We basically
text every day, right, yes, Okay, So last Friday I
got a on my Instagram. I'm going to pop in
a little grab of a mispronunciation or supposed mispronunciation I
(02:08):
made last week. I remember this. Did you know that
high heels were invented in the sixteen hundreds to avoid
walking around all like the sewage and stuff on the
streets sewage, sewage, sewage, sewagge? So what might my family
do this to me too? And it really fucking pisses
(02:29):
me off. Anytime I mispronounced something, they jump on me. Well,
don't talk wrong. Oh my god mate. Thursday morning, seven
thirty am, a beautiful listener called Nick Nixter my new
best friend. She wrote, listening to the pod, you were
right in your pronunciation of sewage. Sewage is the waste,
and sewage is the system that manages the wasst eg
(02:52):
plumbing pipes processing. Wow. I can't tell you how high
that horse it would God forbids, do you know what?
Because afterwards I felt like such an idiot and I
was telling Mark and He's like, when I said sewage,
he goes, where did you pull that word from? Never
even heard of sewage? And I'm like, but I know
(03:14):
I've heard it. I must just understand.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I still don't know what credibility Nick has, though, do
you know what I mean? Like does she work at
the at the ship farm or like, how does she
You've got one person who's backed you up.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I bet you there'd be more of it. Says no,
it's sewerage. Well, she's got the goods to back it up.
It was a good explanation. And how's Monty calling? Our
calling our listeners? Dumbs.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I sorry, Nick, I'm not calling you dumb. I just
don't you know where your credibility comes from. Like if
you were doctor, like you know, in the area of
feces and.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Pooh plants, I'd go, Okay, well, there you go. You know. Anyway,
I feel pretty confident that someone would know before they message,
and I have just looked it up. Sewage is the
wastewater itself, the waste from toilet, sinks and showers. Well,
seweradge is infrastructure different, Yes, it is sewage and seweradge,
(04:12):
So something new every day for all of us, all
of us.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
There you go, Hey, I want to kick off with
celebrity stuff. So apparently machine Gun Kelli his real name
is Colson Baker or something like that. I used to
call him cold Saw on the radio show all the
time whenever we'd refer to him like cold Saw. So
he and meget Megan Fox broke up. They had such
a bizarre, just sexually over the top relationship, had a
(04:40):
kid together, broke up before the kid came, I think,
and then apparently now they are reconciling.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
But listen to this.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I just read an article about him talking about his
you know, what he's like in the sack. This is
so disgusting for me. And just so you know, so
this was at the lost Las Vegas Formula one Grand Prix.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
He was obviously did you watch it? Yeah, it was
on last Sunday. I think, why did you watch it?
Because your family's still got a grand pre family? Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay, anyway, so this is what he said. And just
so you know, I'm not much far off from an
F one racer when I'm in the bedroom because I'm
very fast and it takes me a long time to
get to the finish line. Oh well, and none of
that's appealing to me. It takes a long time to
get to the finish line. And he goes like hammer
(05:34):
and tong.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Do you like that? I think it depends on the Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
A speed of it is what grosses me. I just
imagine like a guy just like a fucking jackhammer.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, you're assuming that she's just laying there like a
starfish and she's just using her like a hole. That's
what you're for a long long time. But I would
say both are active participants and you're getting towards.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
The climax, which is a long way down the road,
he said, ill. I just was like, that's so crooked.
And also to publicly say it, it's like, you know
when you see people post really loved up photos on Instagram,
you know that's all bullshit because if it was okay,
you don't need to be showing off everything like look
(06:27):
how perfect my life is.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
So I just look at him and I'm like, no,
you're a two second man. It's also a very judgmental
thing for me to say, but I feel like, potentially
that is all they have. Yeah, totally strong. I reckon,
but I always used to.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I did love used to seeing them with Courtney and Travis.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
They were like a foursome. I wonder if they swung.
Oh no, Courtney is too pure for that. Don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't think that machine Gun Kelli would use organic
Soapronnie Dick, so she wouldn't be into it. All she
does is have organic. They're vegan, they're like supplements. She
won't give her kids pat at all. She doesn't do
anything like that.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Did you see that she's come out, you know she's
got that brand Lemmy, Yeah, that's the supplements. Yeah, she
came out with a vagina lollipop. So you put it
up here. Yeah, Smeanta put good probiotics in there or something,
and I just thought, oh my god, listen, this is
going too far Courtney. So you just put a.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Lollipop up there and like it's a mouth down there,
and just let it sit in there.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Introducing Lemmy per Don't probiotic Lollipops, our limited edition Target exclusive,
an exclusive at Target. Yeah, but Target over there is
very different than here. This first of its kind women's
health probiotic lollipop is made with highly re searched probiotics,
(08:01):
vitamin C and real pineapple extract to support feminine self
care and overall wellness.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Now, I often just go over the road, get a
pineapple and shove it up there for self care.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Perhaps I'm wrong. I'm not a medical professional, but I
feel like the less you do to that area, the better. Yes,
I don't think cleaning right, and like an oven and
the idea of the pineapple extract in there as well,
you know that entering pineapple juice. Yeah, I wonder if
(08:34):
there's a bit of that too, But I'm just like,
do we need stuff like that? I don't think so. No,
it's just so I really don't think so.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Also, when you say self cleaning like an oven, are
there self cleaning ovens?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh? Yes, yeah. We had in our other house. Not
in this house because it's fucking blue, but in our
other house we had a self cleaning oven. And when
we bought it, I was like, oh my god, this
is amazing. I can't wait to use this. In like
eight years we were there, never used it. Not only
why because I just didn't. I was like, going to
(09:07):
clean it. I'll just clean it properly, and I don't
really I don't really cook all that much, to be honest,
Like I would not love self cleaning of And I'm
going to get one of those when I'm rich. It
just like like the heat turns everything to ash in
there and then you can just yeah, ah my god.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Before we get off celebrity stuff, I want to talk
about Kim Kardashian because she has been studying to become
a lawyer and she's taken like the last three months
off doing anything, even answering her phone, doing any formal work,
just to study to pass the bar. And she documented
this along the way and then unfortunately last week she
didn't pass the bar and she upset. Is there only
(09:49):
one time you can see the bar.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
No, no, I think there's like I think, is it three?
And I feel like she had multiple tries at this.
I feel like she has before as well.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
So anyway, don't I feel bad for I feel like,
I mean weird to feel bad for Kim Kardashian, but
I'm like to publicly put it out there and then
just to fail so publicly makes me feel so Orky
town for her.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
But what she said is she's like obviously seen quite
a few clairvoyants over the time, and she's like, clairvoyance
now are bullshit. They all said I'd pass the bar.
Not one of them were right.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And I was like, oh my god, have you to
blame all of the people in the world, the clairvoyance
that you've worked with.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I don't feel sorry for her. I'm like, you've choked.
That's a choice you've made to put it out there publicly.
Maybe she felt me do me doing this, I'm putting
out the good energy. I'm going to manifest it to happen,
and you know, like fair enough, it's known to be
so difficult, like it is, it's like you have to
be really really smart to pass that. So like it's
(10:57):
not like I'd be saying, oh, yeah, I could do it,
Like I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Ever do that anything more boring. I think you've got
to memory commit basically every law that there is and
how you handle it. No way so boring, but the
clairvoyant side of it. Have you ever been to one? Yeah, yeah,
I've been to a few. I keep wanting to go
back to see a good one. I haven't been for
(11:22):
years and years either.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
But I'm also you know, you get to know yourself
a little bit better as you get older, and I
know my personality is I'm very impressionable. Yes, so if
they said something to me, like if they said, oh,
you know you're going to get a divorce, I'd make
it happen totally.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'll prove that, yes, yes, But I don't reckon they ever.
They never really tell you bad stuff anyway. But I
think I've only been to a couple in my time.
One of them was like, you need to move schools.
And I moved schools. This was when I was in
year ten and I was thinking of changing schools. Best
decision I ever made. Yeah, or she had something there
(11:59):
and then and I saw one another time and she said,
Sam is going to work and have a successful career
with two other men, and that was hay Mish and Andy.
So I'm like, that's quite amazing. But that's all that
really has come of it for me. And then but
you know, the one my sister saw the clairvoint. I've
(12:21):
told this story quite a few times where she took
a ring of my NaN's. Yes, my Nan had passed,
and that it was a like a a clairvoint that
worked with the police, and she started singing you are
my sunshine to my sister.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
My Nan used to sing to us.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
So I feel like there's something in there, but I
feel like you've got to just take it with a
grain of salts as well.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, I guess whenever you're going to see one, I
figure it's either there's a problem, yeah you need help
with and you want guidance to make the decision, or
you know you've lost someone and you're trying to connect
yeah yeah, yeah, oh well, you know, with Kim, the
comforting thing is that money can't buy everything.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I know, isn't it, like, well, you couldn't pay your
way through that. So I meant on her for having
businesses and being that rich and going I'm still going
to try and be a lawyer.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Like, I find that quite impressive. I don't think she
purposely sets out there to fuck people around, or she
seems ethical in a way, you know. And if she
does do stuff, like if it's body stuff or whatever,
I actually feel like that's coming from a place where
maybe she feels like, oh, she is helping people, like, oh,
here's this diet supplement. Try it. Oh dear, she's actually
(13:42):
given you a chop out. Try it for me. That's
so funny. What hell? What a hellhole? It would be
being that level of celebrity but also known as so beautiful, Yes,
so beautiful, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It'd be so different when well, I mean, because she's
got other stuff going on. But that's what I feel
for models. I'm like, such a one way ticket to Foxville.
If that's everything that you are, you know, you're just
based on your looks, would be so hideous.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I was speaking of looks.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I'm watching Love Island, USA. I don't know why I
got like. I loved Van de pump Rules, so I
got into it. I'm like, I want to watch Ariana
host this anyway. I'm in Hooklin and Sinker. They're all
like there. Of course, most of them are just stunning,
and you know they model and stuff like that, but
they all just kiss each other constantly. And I said
(14:41):
to Sam, could you think of anything more disgusting than
kissing like five people in a row just hammer and
tong like full They just you know, like bite each
other's lips and like wick each other and stuff. And
I'm like, the swapping of saliva on that show makes
me so sick. And He's like, it's like New Year's
Eve and I was like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I had a kissing competition once on New Year's Eve.
Seven guys in one night. Kids, didn't you kiss someone's boyfriend?
I had my hair pulled.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I didn't realize that she had a boyfriend there, and
then I was kissing a guy and my ponytail were
like pulled back.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, his fault, not mine, Oh my god. Yeah. But
also the jealous I mean, like, I guess you wouldn't
be that much of a jealous person, but imagine the
feeling of if you really did like one of the
guys and then he's just pashing all these other girls.
I would be psychotic feelings very quickly.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
But they're all like twenty four twenty five, you know,
and I'm like, I do. I would have been into
that then, like probably not going on Love Island, but
you would have been into just whatever goes at that.
Be young to be young, but you should see them.
They're just such hornballs.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So funny, good luck switching topics quite dramatically. I read
an article the other day. The headline is scientists reveal
consent question You should ask your baby before changing it's nappy?
What okay? So I understand this Organization Action for Children.
(16:06):
They advise that you should be teaching your child consent
from an early age. I'm on board with that, right
as early as they can understand you start the conversation. Yes, fine,
but they are saying that when they're talking about early,
they're talking about before the child is verbal or anything
like that. So these two lecturers at Deacon UNI, they
(16:29):
wrote this article in the Conversation that said, quote, get
down to their level and say you need a nappy change,
and then pause so you can take so they can
take it in. Then you can say do you want
to walk or crawl with me to the change table
or would you like me to carry you? Then observe
their facial expressions and body language to check if they
(16:50):
understand what is happening, while aiming to be positive, gentle,
and responsive to your child during the actual nappy change.
The lecturers worn that you shouldn't destroy your child by
singing or giving them a toy to hold, as they
should be aware someone is touching their intimate parts. Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Also, what about like newborns, you change their nappy every
two minutes?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I know and joking? Would you like to walk or crawl?
This is? What is this? You're just sitting around all
day doing nothing with one child and you've got twenty
minutes to you know, like coax them into getting their
nappy changed. Most of us are just like PLoP them down,
give them something to play, to distract them. Totally. You've
got to do. You have to physically restrain my boys
(17:34):
to do it. Oh my god, Like are you joking?
It's just that Yeah, that's too far. It's so ludicrous.
And then that kid grows up and is like, I
don't feel like I want to eat vegetables, Mum, I
would like this. It's like they can't have that many choices.
What from birth? You're negotiating a nappy change it's not
(17:55):
even the choices.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
To me, it's the ludicrousness that we're going, Oh, we
need to get consent from a kid before we change
it's fucking shitty nappy. What if the kid's like, no,
I don't want to. We just let it walk around
in with shit in its pants all day? No, that's
probably all insane.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
A five hour conversation about how you need to and
then you can go into all the bacterias that you
can get and whatever because you've got nothing else to do.
It really annoyed me because I think of new mums
in this day and age who are online a lot
and thinking, God, how you know what's the right thing
to do by my kid? Like we all did, but
we went by the books, moll, you know, like everyone
(18:29):
had those books. Just like it's so confusing, No wonder
everyone's stressed out. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
And also when it comes to sexual stuff with kids,
because you do want to empower them, but you're like
empowering a six month old, are you? What about when
they get in the shower? What about when you're bathamy?
You meant to do that constantly? It Odie still wears
a nappy at night and I don't know how much
longer hell he's going to But because like when boys,
if you don't face their penis down in a nappy,
(18:55):
it goes everywhere. So a lot of nights I have
to like make sure his penis is facing down and
sometimes be like, ah, what are you doing? And I honestly,
sometimes I'm like, that feels weird because you're four and
a half and I am shoving your penis down now.
Like so I had to say to him, if it's
sticking up, you're going to weigh everywhere.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
But but that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
At nothing in it was. I didn't need to say
to him, can I please put your penis facing down
before my mummy does this? It's like I'm busy, my
hand goes down, shoves it down, and I'll walk away.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
That's it exactly. And you know the conversation, it's not
just a sexual consent. It's like, you know, we all
do it when you know your kid is understanding now,
you know these are your private parts. You don't let
anyone else touch them. Whatever. It's that sort of stuff
that's fine. But a fucking newborn, I don't think the
comprehension levels even there crazy even developed enough to understand it.
(19:53):
They'd just be getting sick of you sooner. The sound
of your voice talking through it a fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh my yeah, how exhausting. I also they get down
onto their level like that. Many times I've wished I
was that parent when I told off the kids to
get down and look them in the eye.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
But I was like, shut from as high as I can. Yeah,
I'll get on my tippy toes. Yeah, totally. The higher
the power, I get on top of a table.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
And yell with so funny. All right, everyone, we're going
to get out of here. Thank you so much for
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Speaker 2 (20:37):
A month for a membership over there. If you want
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Speaker 1 (20:40):
It's patreon dot com, forward slash shontell online.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
But we'll be chatting to you very soon. Do you
do buddies
Hi everyone, It's Malamanti. This is your Shawn tal podcast episode.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi months. How are you? Yeah? Good? Good good? You've
been dipping again daily dip? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
So I live near the beach and it's a new thing.
Probably the last month. I go and dip in every
day and I bloody love it.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Are there a lot of people there? Like?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Is it just always No, it's not always full. Sometimes
there's only one or two other people. Then I don't
like that as much because I'm like, well now I'm
shark bait. But at one beach I go to, which
is my favorite, there's a lot of people around and
I prefer like not what like, you don't have to go?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh? Can I have this bit of sand and all
be smushed in together? Yuck? Is there anything worse? Oh,
there's nothing worse. Going to the beach. It's packed. You're
trying to find a spot and then like everyone towels.
Oh yeah, I actually hate the beach. I hate the beach.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
He's been a fan of the beach, but I don't
like I'm moving here. I'm much more of a fan
because the beaches are obviously beautiful. I'm living Byron Bay.
If you are new to the podcast and so the
beach is are epic. So I'm trying to make the
most of it. I do feel it's made a difference
to my mental health.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I honestly do. This is all that matters.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yes, I feel like that, and there's something in me
where I'm like, I haven't dipped today. I really want
to go and do it, and I just try and
make it a part of my every day. Now I
go in, I literally jump in for four minutes and
get out and then I'm done. So my hair has
worked today.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Nature girl, Nature.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Girl, I'm very I go on ground ground myself rounding.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Can I kick off with a fact? Oh? Yes, please always,
I have been busting to tell you this. We basically
text every day, right, yes, Okay, So last Friday I
got a on my Instagram. I'm going to pop in
a little grab of a mispronunciation or supposed mispronunciation I
(02:08):
made last week. I remember this. Did you know that
high heels were invented in the sixteen hundreds to avoid
walking around all like the sewage and stuff on the
streets sewage, sewage, sewage, sewagge? So what might my family
do this to me too? And it really fucking pisses
(02:29):
me off. Anytime I mispronounced something, they jump on me. Well,
don't talk wrong. Oh my god mate. Thursday morning, seven
thirty am, a beautiful listener called Nick Nixter my new
best friend. She wrote, listening to the pod, you were
right in your pronunciation of sewage. Sewage is the waste,
and sewage is the system that manages the wasst eg
(02:52):
plumbing pipes processing. Wow. I can't tell you how high
that horse it would God forbids, do you know what?
Because afterwards I felt like such an idiot and I
was telling Mark and He's like, when I said sewage,
he goes, where did you pull that word from? Never
even heard of sewage? And I'm like, but I know
(03:14):
I've heard it. I must just understand.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I still don't know what credibility Nick has, though, do
you know what I mean? Like does she work at
the at the ship farm or like, how does she
You've got one person who's backed you up.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I bet you there'd be more of it. Says no,
it's sewerage. Well, she's got the goods to back it up.
It was a good explanation. And how's Monty calling? Our
calling our listeners? Dumbs.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I sorry, Nick, I'm not calling you dumb. I just
don't you know where your credibility comes from. Like if
you were doctor, like you know, in the area of
feces and.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Pooh plants, I'd go, Okay, well, there you go. You know. Anyway,
I feel pretty confident that someone would know before they message,
and I have just looked it up. Sewage is the
wastewater itself, the waste from toilet, sinks and showers. Well,
seweradge is infrastructure different, Yes, it is sewage and seweradge,
(04:12):
So something new every day for all of us, all
of us.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
There you go, Hey, I want to kick off with
celebrity stuff. So apparently machine Gun Kelli his real name
is Colson Baker or something like that. I used to
call him cold Saw on the radio show all the
time whenever we'd refer to him like cold Saw. So
he and meget Megan Fox broke up. They had such
a bizarre, just sexually over the top relationship, had a
(04:40):
kid together, broke up before the kid came, I think,
and then apparently now they are reconciling.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
But listen to this.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I just read an article about him talking about his
you know, what he's like in the sack. This is
so disgusting for me. And just so you know, so
this was at the lost Las Vegas Formula one Grand Prix.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
He was obviously did you watch it? Yeah, it was
on last Sunday. I think, why did you watch it?
Because your family's still got a grand pre family? Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay, anyway, so this is what he said. And just
so you know, I'm not much far off from an
F one racer when I'm in the bedroom because I'm
very fast and it takes me a long time to
get to the finish line. Oh well, and none of
that's appealing to me. It takes a long time to
get to the finish line. And he goes like hammer
(05:34):
and tong.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Do you like that? I think it depends on the Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
A speed of it is what grosses me. I just
imagine like a guy just like a fucking jackhammer.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, you're assuming that she's just laying there like a
starfish and she's just using her like a hole. That's
what you're for a long long time. But I would
say both are active participants and you're getting towards.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
The climax, which is a long way down the road,
he said, ill. I just was like, that's so crooked.
And also to publicly say it, it's like, you know
when you see people post really loved up photos on Instagram,
you know that's all bullshit because if it was okay,
you don't need to be showing off everything like look
(06:27):
how perfect my life is.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
So I just look at him and I'm like, no,
you're a two second man. It's also a very judgmental
thing for me to say, but I feel like, potentially
that is all they have. Yeah, totally strong. I reckon,
but I always used to.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I did love used to seeing them with Courtney and Travis.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
They were like a foursome. I wonder if they swung.
Oh no, Courtney is too pure for that. Don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't think that machine Gun Kelli would use organic
Soapronnie Dick, so she wouldn't be into it. All she
does is have organic. They're vegan, they're like supplements. She
won't give her kids pat at all. She doesn't do
anything like that.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Did you see that she's come out, you know she's
got that brand Lemmy, Yeah, that's the supplements. Yeah, she
came out with a vagina lollipop. So you put it
up here. Yeah, Smeanta put good probiotics in there or something,
and I just thought, oh my god, listen, this is
going too far Courtney. So you just put a.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Lollipop up there and like it's a mouth down there,
and just let it sit in there.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Introducing Lemmy per Don't probiotic Lollipops, our limited edition Target exclusive,
an exclusive at Target. Yeah, but Target over there is
very different than here. This first of its kind women's
health probiotic lollipop is made with highly re searched probiotics,
(08:01):
vitamin C and real pineapple extract to support feminine self
care and overall wellness.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Now, I often just go over the road, get a
pineapple and shove it up there for self care.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Perhaps I'm wrong. I'm not a medical professional, but I
feel like the less you do to that area, the better. Yes,
I don't think cleaning right, and like an oven and
the idea of the pineapple extract in there as well,
you know that entering pineapple juice. Yeah, I wonder if
(08:34):
there's a bit of that too, But I'm just like,
do we need stuff like that? I don't think so. No,
it's just so I really don't think so.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Also, when you say self cleaning like an oven, are
there self cleaning ovens?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh? Yes, yeah. We had in our other house. Not
in this house because it's fucking blue, but in our
other house we had a self cleaning oven. And when
we bought it, I was like, oh my god, this
is amazing. I can't wait to use this. In like
eight years we were there, never used it. Not only
why because I just didn't. I was like, going to
(09:07):
clean it. I'll just clean it properly, and I don't
really I don't really cook all that much, to be honest,
Like I would not love self cleaning of And I'm
going to get one of those when I'm rich. It
just like like the heat turns everything to ash in
there and then you can just yeah, ah my god.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Before we get off celebrity stuff, I want to talk
about Kim Kardashian because she has been studying to become
a lawyer and she's taken like the last three months
off doing anything, even answering her phone, doing any formal work,
just to study to pass the bar. And she documented
this along the way and then unfortunately last week she
didn't pass the bar and she upset. Is there only
(09:49):
one time you can see the bar.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
No, no, I think there's like I think, is it three?
And I feel like she had multiple tries at this.
I feel like she has before as well.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
So anyway, don't I feel bad for I feel like,
I mean weird to feel bad for Kim Kardashian, but
I'm like to publicly put it out there and then
just to fail so publicly makes me feel so Orky
town for her.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
But what she said is she's like obviously seen quite
a few clairvoyants over the time, and she's like, clairvoyance
now are bullshit. They all said I'd pass the bar.
Not one of them were right.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And I was like, oh my god, have you to
blame all of the people in the world, the clairvoyance
that you've worked with.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I don't feel sorry for her. I'm like, you've choked.
That's a choice you've made to put it out there publicly.
Maybe she felt me do me doing this, I'm putting
out the good energy. I'm going to manifest it to happen,
and you know, like fair enough, it's known to be
so difficult, like it is, it's like you have to
be really really smart to pass that. So like it's
(10:57):
not like I'd be saying, oh, yeah, I could do it,
Like I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Ever do that anything more boring. I think you've got
to memory commit basically every law that there is and
how you handle it. No way so boring, but the
clairvoyant side of it. Have you ever been to one? Yeah, yeah,
I've been to a few. I keep wanting to go
back to see a good one. I haven't been for
(11:22):
years and years either.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
But I'm also you know, you get to know yourself
a little bit better as you get older, and I
know my personality is I'm very impressionable. Yes, so if
they said something to me, like if they said, oh,
you know you're going to get a divorce, I'd make
it happen totally.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'll prove that, yes, yes, But I don't reckon they ever.
They never really tell you bad stuff anyway. But I
think I've only been to a couple in my time.
One of them was like, you need to move schools.
And I moved schools. This was when I was in
year ten and I was thinking of changing schools. Best
decision I ever made. Yeah, or she had something there
(11:59):
and then and I saw one another time and she said,
Sam is going to work and have a successful career
with two other men, and that was hay Mish and Andy.
So I'm like, that's quite amazing. But that's all that
really has come of it for me. And then but
you know, the one my sister saw the clairvoint. I've
(12:21):
told this story quite a few times where she took
a ring of my NaN's. Yes, my Nan had passed,
and that it was a like a a clairvoint that
worked with the police, and she started singing you are
my sunshine to my sister.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
My Nan used to sing to us.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
So I feel like there's something in there, but I
feel like you've got to just take it with a
grain of salts as well.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, I guess whenever you're going to see one, I
figure it's either there's a problem, yeah you need help
with and you want guidance to make the decision, or
you know you've lost someone and you're trying to connect
yeah yeah, yeah, oh well, you know, with Kim, the
comforting thing is that money can't buy everything.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I know, isn't it, like, well, you couldn't pay your
way through that. So I meant on her for having
businesses and being that rich and going I'm still going
to try and be a lawyer.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Like, I find that quite impressive. I don't think she
purposely sets out there to fuck people around, or she
seems ethical in a way, you know. And if she
does do stuff, like if it's body stuff or whatever,
I actually feel like that's coming from a place where
maybe she feels like, oh, she is helping people, like, oh,
here's this diet supplement. Try it. Oh dear, she's actually
(13:42):
given you a chop out. Try it for me. That's
so funny. What hell? What a hellhole? It would be
being that level of celebrity but also known as so beautiful, Yes,
so beautiful, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It'd be so different when well, I mean, because she's
got other stuff going on. But that's what I feel
for models. I'm like, such a one way ticket to Foxville.
If that's everything that you are, you know, you're just
based on your looks, would be so hideous.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I was speaking of looks.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I'm watching Love Island, USA. I don't know why I
got like. I loved Van de pump Rules, so I
got into it. I'm like, I want to watch Ariana
host this anyway. I'm in Hooklin and Sinker. They're all
like there. Of course, most of them are just stunning,
and you know they model and stuff like that, but
they all just kiss each other constantly. And I said
(14:41):
to Sam, could you think of anything more disgusting than
kissing like five people in a row just hammer and
tong like full They just you know, like bite each
other's lips and like wick each other and stuff. And
I'm like, the swapping of saliva on that show makes
me so sick. And He's like, it's like New Year's
Eve and I was like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I had a kissing competition once on New Year's Eve.
Seven guys in one night. Kids, didn't you kiss someone's boyfriend?
I had my hair pulled.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I didn't realize that she had a boyfriend there, and
then I was kissing a guy and my ponytail were
like pulled back.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, his fault, not mine, Oh my god. Yeah. But
also the jealous I mean, like, I guess you wouldn't
be that much of a jealous person, but imagine the
feeling of if you really did like one of the
guys and then he's just pashing all these other girls.
I would be psychotic feelings very quickly.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
But they're all like twenty four twenty five, you know,
and I'm like, I do. I would have been into
that then, like probably not going on Love Island, but
you would have been into just whatever goes at that.
Be young to be young, but you should see them.
They're just such hornballs.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So funny, good luck switching topics quite dramatically. I read
an article the other day. The headline is scientists reveal
consent question You should ask your baby before changing it's nappy?
What okay? So I understand this Organization Action for Children.
(16:06):
They advise that you should be teaching your child consent
from an early age. I'm on board with that, right
as early as they can understand you start the conversation. Yes, fine,
but they are saying that when they're talking about early,
they're talking about before the child is verbal or anything
like that. So these two lecturers at Deacon UNI, they
(16:29):
wrote this article in the Conversation that said, quote, get
down to their level and say you need a nappy change,
and then pause so you can take so they can
take it in. Then you can say do you want
to walk or crawl with me to the change table
or would you like me to carry you? Then observe
their facial expressions and body language to check if they
(16:50):
understand what is happening, while aiming to be positive, gentle,
and responsive to your child during the actual nappy change.
The lecturers worn that you shouldn't destroy your child by
singing or giving them a toy to hold, as they
should be aware someone is touching their intimate parts. Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Also, what about like newborns, you change their nappy every
two minutes?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I know and joking? Would you like to walk or crawl?
This is? What is this? You're just sitting around all
day doing nothing with one child and you've got twenty
minutes to you know, like coax them into getting their
nappy changed. Most of us are just like PLoP them down,
give them something to play, to distract them. Totally. You've
got to do. You have to physically restrain my boys
(17:34):
to do it. Oh my god, Like are you joking?
It's just that Yeah, that's too far. It's so ludicrous.
And then that kid grows up and is like, I
don't feel like I want to eat vegetables, Mum, I
would like this. It's like they can't have that many choices.
What from birth? You're negotiating a nappy change it's not
(17:55):
even the choices.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
To me, it's the ludicrousness that we're going, Oh, we
need to get consent from a kid before we change
it's fucking shitty nappy. What if the kid's like, no,
I don't want to. We just let it walk around
in with shit in its pants all day? No, that's
probably all insane.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
A five hour conversation about how you need to and
then you can go into all the bacterias that you
can get and whatever because you've got nothing else to do.
It really annoyed me because I think of new mums
in this day and age who are online a lot
and thinking, God, how you know what's the right thing
to do by my kid? Like we all did, but
we went by the books, moll, you know, like everyone
(18:29):
had those books. Just like it's so confusing, No wonder
everyone's stressed out. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
And also when it comes to sexual stuff with kids,
because you do want to empower them, but you're like
empowering a six month old, are you? What about when
they get in the shower? What about when you're bathamy?
You meant to do that constantly? It Odie still wears
a nappy at night and I don't know how much
longer hell he's going to But because like when boys,
if you don't face their penis down in a nappy,
(18:55):
it goes everywhere. So a lot of nights I have
to like make sure his penis is facing down and
sometimes be like, ah, what are you doing? And I honestly,
sometimes I'm like, that feels weird because you're four and
a half and I am shoving your penis down now.
Like so I had to say to him, if it's
sticking up, you're going to weigh everywhere.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
But but that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
At nothing in it was. I didn't need to say
to him, can I please put your penis facing down
before my mummy does this? It's like I'm busy, my
hand goes down, shoves it down, and I'll walk away.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
That's it exactly. And you know the conversation, it's not
just a sexual consent. It's like, you know, we all
do it when you know your kid is understanding now,
you know these are your private parts. You don't let
anyone else touch them. Whatever. It's that sort of stuff
that's fine. But a fucking newborn, I don't think the
comprehension levels even there crazy even developed enough to understand it.
(19:53):
They'd just be getting sick of you sooner. The sound
of your voice talking through it a fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh my yeah, how exhausting. I also they get down
onto their level like that. Many times I've wished I
was that parent when I told off the kids to
get down and look them in the eye.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
But I was like, shut from as high as I can. Yeah,
I'll get on my tippy toes. Yeah, totally. The higher
the power, I get on top of a table.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
And yell with so funny. All right, everyone, we're going
to get out of here. Thank you so much for
listening to us. Hit us up anytime. Show and Tel
podcast is where you can find us on Instagram. We
do have a Patreon where we do an extra episode
every couple of weeks and it starts about five dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
A month for a membership over there. If you want
to look it up.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
It's patreon dot com, forward slash shontell online.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
But we'll be chatting to you very soon. Do you
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