August 31, 2023 • 37 mins
Today, on the Ali Clarke Breakfast Show:
- Ali educates Max and Shane on The Voice Referendum
- Whilst taking her daughter to swimming lessons, Ali accidentally blew a kiss to somebody (AWKWARD)
- What is something that you find yourself buying but you really don't need? Ali's friend keeps buying vinyl records but doesn't even own a record player!
- E-News: Michael Jackson would've just turned 65 if he were alive, and her children admit that Michael never liked birthdays / TV host Nick Cannon was asked to name all 12 of his kids...did he forget any?
- How many bags do you use to travel? A mother in the US travels with just shy of 20...
- Ali finds that she's the one always organising most events that she attends and asks the boys if that is a sign that people don't like her'
- We head down to the Tynte St. Tavern and open up the Pub Test - Should teachers be going on strike??? Our callers chime in with opinions!
- Adelaide is known as the Festival State but we seem to be lacking boutique festivals, the guys have some ideas...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey there, it's Alie Clark.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, it's Max Burford.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Hello, it's Shane low as well.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Who is going on a date to night.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Wow, I was going to save you to shower this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You are no, you can't do it. Now he'll haven't it.
Here's three showers a day.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I haven't heard a show, but here's my question. Now,
be a guy who lives on Tinder a lot. You know,
my my meetups with girls are quiet time, brief, meaty
combination of those two things. So I really go like
a day. I rarely spend a lot of time with someone,
so and.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I want to make a good impression because I really
don't like this girl.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, so what should I be doing to make it
a memorable night?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Definitely? After shave smells everything.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Really, Oh my god, yeah, shave in my life. Well
that's fine if you don't. But if you smell and
you want to be overpowering, but if you smell nice,
it will linger and she'll go home thinking about you.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, And when do I put on after shave?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
After you shave? Okay, after you get out of shower.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
That's a good thing. That's a really good thing. I
know that you do get a little bit sweaty at times.
So maybe put a little something in your pocket or
somewhere where you can wipe your hands if you go
to hold.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Of hand, the clammy handhold. I don't want the clammy
hands because I.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Am terrified a conversation. What I like to do is
I write notes about things we can talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, that's not a bad thing.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
That's a bad thing.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
No, Well, just what you need to do, because you
need to ask her questions, but for God's sake, listen
to her answers.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Don't just go through your list without actually what was.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Your last name?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
What are your thoughts on the teachers strike? Any issues
with the geopolitical situation in.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I can't wait?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Nice? Oh, I go wait for the report back the marriage.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
All right, and at the very least just watch the
people at so just lay you have fun. Okay, why
were we playing yoppy indie there? Well, it's because Indigenous
issues have been front and set, especially in our state.
Did you see the PM was in town and basically
sidling up next to Premier Peter mallanowskas And has said
that the voice our historic national vote will be happening
(02:05):
on Saturday, October fourteenth. So Max, Yes, what are you
doing on October the fourteenth?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Do you liked? You're just about to say, Max, what
are you voting?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, no, what are you doing on October the fourteenth?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm going away?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So you know that what you're doing on that date already?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Do you know anything about the Voice?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Not as much as where I'm going away to.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, do you see the problem?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Like this is I reckon.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
If you spoke to anybody about the Voice right now,
we would be thinking of Jessica freaking Mount.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I'm exactly the same. To be honest as Max, I
have no idea, and.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I think the only reason that I know anything about
is because I've had to. Well, I've been involved in
Indigenous panels and things like that for helping to facilitate
so we can have conversations around it. But for something
that is so important and for something that so many
people are talking about, I think the vast majority of
people actually don't really understand what it is all about.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
It feels like it's been muddled, Like, yeah, people sort
of knew what it was about, but now it's just
two sides that hate each other for various reasons.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
And the rest of us that are in the middle
of just like.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And this is a really good vehicle for people who
have other issues to have a crack at each other.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, I think anyway, you know the.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Pamphlets that have been put out. Have you heard that
there's a yes pamphlet and a non pamphlet? Do you
know that neither of those were fact checked or had
to be fact checked before they were released.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Facts are overrated, But this is.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
The sort of stuff that is happening.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
So essentially here it is in as much of a
nutshell as I can possibly get something that is really
a little bit complicated. So the Voice will be a
representative group made up of Indigenous and Torres Strait Islander people,
So that will advise Parliament about issues affecting Indigenous and
Torres Strait Island of peoples.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, two of them will come from.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Because everybody says, well, how when there are so many
different Indigenous groups would you be able to get a
representative group? Basically two will come from every state and
Northern Territoran Act and and then there'll be another five
members that will represent remote communities and that includes our
South Strai remote community because a lot of people say, well,
you know, if we get to people that are close
to Sydney, how are they really going to be able
(04:11):
to make change of Indigenous communities way out in the
middle of the bush that have different issues going on.
Conservative people and critics say that they worry that the
Voice are going to spur court challenges and their heapers,
you know, and say that they're going to come after
our land and everything else. Well, the majority of lawyers
have absolutely rebuffed that and said that's not an issue
and it won't be an issue. So there's a lot
(04:32):
of fear mongering going on. It's too important for me
to be the person that you listen to on this,
So I've just suggested that before you get to October fourteen,
go and do some fact checked research that doesn't include Facebook. Yeah,
because I am starting to see a hell of a
lot of people put little images of themselves saying I
(04:53):
support yes, sir, and I bet you they.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Don't actually know what they're really talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's both sides too.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
If you you were to say, oh, you know, I'm
considering voting, no, you're a racist, You're going to get
absolutely real online.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
But then I've spoken to him, digit I sat with
Auntie and an uncle who said that they actually weren't
comfortable with it. They weren't comfortable with voting for this
because of these reasons.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
So it's just it's really tricky.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
It seems like somehow something that is so major has
been poorly thought out by the people in power.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah, I reckon they went with it without really really
having a good communications plan. And as we see, I reckon,
if you don't communicate very simply, succinctly and well in
a way that can be proven to be factual, too late,
the horse bolts and you get all of these different
people on TikTok and all this sort of stuff taking
over the conversation. So look, I don't know enough about
(05:45):
it to be able to use what I'm going to do,
and I'm not going to pretend that I do. I
do want to listen to lots of different people around this,
But the one thing that kind of is sitting in
my gut is surely we have to do something different
because what's happening now now Indigenous communities is not okay.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
So I feel like if this is going to improve
Indigenous healthcare employment, it can.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Only be a good thing. You'd hope.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
So right, will we get sausages on October fourteen?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
The Democracy sausage will be back paper?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
All right, I'll vote.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well, you have to. Where are you going on October forty?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Who'm going to be in regional New South Wales. It's
another honeymoon.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'll see in January twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Ever do something and in that moment you just go,
I have no idea what I've done it, and now
I've got massive amount of fallout to deal with from it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You just have like a little sinking feeling in coming.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
So I told you I've had a couple of checked
incidents at the local pool. One accidentally grabbing a woman
on the boot, but I swear my eyes were shut
and I was playing a game.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
But I've had another one.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You're run it allegedly, but I.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Had another one. I take the kids to swimming lessons.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
They really struggle with her, but I just think it's
one of the most important life skills you can never
give a kid.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So we force our way through it.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
They're doing really well and it's great and the teacher,
like the teaching coordinator, Angie, massive shout out to you.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
She's a ripper she's so good.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
You know, like, and if we have to miss a lesson,
then it's really easy to do a make up lesson
and all that sort of stuff. Any parent listening to
this will go, wow, that's amazing, because normally it is
like having to you know, get blood from a stone
to get a makeup lesson.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That works out of a swimming school.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Is that because you miss a lesson and you go
from King everyone else goes from Kingfisher to Tuna.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
And you're like, oh no, I'm a bit more of
a Mullet's now.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, I'm back and squid.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
So anyways, Angie's an absolute superstar.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I love her.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
And she was walking down the side of the pool.
I'm sitting there. I was really really tired and a
bit sort of overwhelmed. And you walk in that obviously
dumped a heap of chlorine in it, so I think
I was a bit gas stop and all that sort
of stuff. And as she's booked past, She's looked over
at me and I've gone, what, I've blown a kiss
(08:04):
at her without even doing the hand, just went what this?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Do this?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Do this woman?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And she kind of looked at me double too, And
then I've kind of looked at her and went, oh,
but then she's turned around, so I didn't get to say,
I don't even know what it was like.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I didn't get to explain it.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
You didn't get a kiss back, obviously, No, I've got
a very wide eyed sort of look. And then so
she walked away, and then she clearly had to come
back and do paperwork. And you know that moment when
someone takes a few steps forward, a few steps back,
she steps forward a few and then I just by
that stage it was too like I didn't think I
can address it.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And now I feel like I've got a big fat.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
X next to my name when I go back to
see for swimming lessons next.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Week, when you go to cancel your next children's charge
me double yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Right.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
So you're just blowing kisses willy nilly these days at acquaintances.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Will we friends?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Well, I mean I have to pay her. You mean,
I don't even know where it came from. I don't
walk around and go to people do it. I mean
I did my kids.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
To be honest, I have seen you do the occasional
to a few random people, like when we're out, like
when we're out in the team sometimes you do it
to one of us, but doing a swimming teacher?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah? Do I wait?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Am I when else seen this?
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Max?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You've seen this before. It sounds a little bit like this.
To play the noise again? May come on.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
It was so.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Good because Max was generally pursing his lips. You look
like mullets from the swim class.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I was ready to go yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Well, I think you guys need to come and come
with me to swimming and just be my people who
can explain what they.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Kiss is on the pool there.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Okay, are you ready for this?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Because I'm going to give you the opportunity to get
some cash to buy stuff that you need by telling
me what you're buying that you don't all right, stick
with me? So thirteen one O two three? What is
that one thing that you buy that you absolutely don't use?
Now this came up because I was speaking to a
friend of mine. Her name is Claudine Bonda. Good morning Claudine,
(10:10):
and she is one of the smartest women on the planet.
She is heading up and will probably save so many
of our lives because she's heading up a lot of
the cancer research at.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Samari and the Cheese greater mate.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
She and she is quite often in the paper because
of this world first stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
That she does, especially in and around bastcatcer.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
So it made me feel a lot better when I
caught up with her on the weekend and we're having
a bit of a chat and everything else.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I said, what have you been up to?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
She said, so tomorrow I'm going to go around and
I'm going to buy some more vinyl.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Oh and Claudine's cool, man like she is definitely don't
laugh at me when.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
I said, sorry, just the way you said that, and
she said, Claudine is called not Ali's cool.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's becoming self evident.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
She's cool.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Not in a Instagram influencer idiot Britney Spears type of way.
She is cool in that sense of you could see
her going and spending her time buying the old vinyl records.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Right sure.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
So I've gone, oh my.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
God, what have you got? This is going to be
brilliant blah blah blah blah. Yeah, yeah, well I've got
all these things. I said, Ah, and so what are
you playing it on? So I don't even have a player.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That is secluding you with the smartest person I know.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
So you're reading to tell me that you were spending
your money and your time going around and buying these
LPs and these records, but you don't.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Even have anything to play on it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
She goes, Alie, I just can't stop so reasoning. Are
they an investment or something?
Speaker 9 (11:32):
I know?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
She just I just looked at her and then she
kind of like scuttled off. She thinks she was a
bit embarrassed by the revelation that she had just made.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Oh so even perfect, Claudie, that's right cracking the video, I.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Think so, I think so so thirty one O two three?
What is that thing that you were buying that you
absolutely don't use?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
I've got one camping right fun in theory like out
under the stars in nature under. We decided to buy
a swag, yeah, like and not just a normal the
proper swag and super king yea double swag.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Is there any other kind?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
This thing is comfortable? Uh, it has been. It lives
in our garage.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
It's been used once and it was used on a
footy trip and it was inside when I said it
in a heated room.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
So that's my camp adventure.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I two three.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Kirsty from Oakton, what do you keep buying that you
just don't use.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Lorna Jane fitnessware, in particular, my running pants, which are
in condition.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I wore them.
Speaker 10 (12:40):
Once are amazing, but I wasn't so good at the
running class, so.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You got to on sell them. They're expensive.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
They are They're actually really comfortable to wear.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
So I've actually, you know, I.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Wear them like, yeah, exactly, I do the classic you know,
wear them to pick them up from school from school.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
That's I like it.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Raquel from Salisby Downs. What are you buying that you're
just not using?
Speaker 11 (13:08):
I'm a vacuum cleaner because it was on special, but
I already have one. It's been sitting in the box
for about six months.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
So you could jewel will vacuums at your house, Raquel.
Why don't you get rid of the old one?
Speaker 11 (13:22):
Well it's not broken yet. Yes, one was twelve hundred
down to five hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Oh you're pretty much you're making money, Raquel.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I love it. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Jemma of Selig's Beach, All right, what are you buying
that you're just not using?
Speaker 8 (13:40):
Bake were stuff so like I find Disney molds or
you know, little.
Speaker 12 (13:44):
Cake shapes and all that stuff.
Speaker 11 (13:46):
And the most use they evergate is coming out on
my daughter's head.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Gemma, one day you'll make a cake. I believe in.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
You, Disney Baking princess.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Let it go, Jam, What are you buying that you
just don't need?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
After a girlfriend of mine, I was so excited she's
been buying all this vinyl and I said, Oh, what's
it sound like when you play it? Because I know
I don't even have a record player. So what are
you doing, Jody from Green with what's going on?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (14:14):
Look, it's not me, it's my son, who is an
adult and now moved out a home. He has bought
I swear over a thousand vinyl pops so you know
the funk oop?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yes, I do like the little heads. They're like the
cartoon caricature of models. Yeah, oh yeah, they're gorgeous.
Speaker 13 (14:30):
But if not, if you've got a thousand, over a thousand.
So they're in my house now in his room, a
whole wolves cupboard. They're full in his cupboard, They're at
my dad's house, they're in my shed, oh you name it.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
They're everywhere, Jody.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
They can go up to like a forty forty five bucks. Eag,
you've got a lot of money now on those walls.
Speaker 13 (14:48):
Yeah, I know, and he's even bought like some of them.
He's got three and four of the same. And when
I packed some away when he moved out, I'm like,
why did you buy some of the same? He goes,
I just in case the box got dented.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
He's moved out. Send him out. All right, guys, get ready,
we've got a first time.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Listen to Joe Cel from Paraka who.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Farlin fa the very first time het I sell Hello morning.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Okay, what did you buy that you just don't use
and didn't need?
Speaker 8 (15:24):
Oh my god, So I got a bicycle two years ago,
but then I didn't realize it's been twenty five years
that I haven't been on a bike, and my legs
were so uncoordinated. I can't get mobilence right.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
What's that saying it's just like riding a bike, Josell.
Speaker 8 (15:48):
No, I was just like thinking, oh my god, what
a waste of money.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's okay, stick it on, Dumbtrey, Josel. Hey, thanks for ringing.
Hopefully we'll talk to you again. So from Bellevue Heights,
what did you buy that you just don't need?
Speaker 14 (16:00):
Hundreds of beanie kids. A friend of mine, you volunteer
work at a off shop and that people collect these,
they're going to be worse money one day. So I've
been collecting for a few years and I've got hundreds
of them, little tiny buns, big one, small ones, and
I don't know what I'm doing because I thought my
grandchildren would love them. Now, oh my god, that's still bear.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
So it's terrifying imagining walking into your house and then
all of a sudden there's these little.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Bears and just looking him under the bed. I love it.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Let's find out what's happening in the world of entertainment,
Ali Cluk with some news.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yeah it was Michael or would have been Michael Jackson's
sixty fifth birthday.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Even I sometimes I wonder like if people were still
with us, what their lives would be like.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
And head, you know, whatever happened is part of it,
an absolutely extraordinary life. And Paris Jackson and her siblings
have led the tributes to their dad. Paris said on
inst today's my dad's birthday, and back when he was alive,
he used to hate anyone acknowledging it him happy birthday,
celebrating and nothing like that and She goes on to
criticize pressure from super fans, saying, apparently, if you don't
(17:07):
wish someone happy birthday via social media, it means that
you don't love them.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I thought that was good.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
So obviously people have been getting stuck into and so
she's just gone, mate, this is not what he would
have wanted elsewhere. His son's blanket, yeah I know, and
Prince were in Las Vegas attending a performance of Michael
Jackson won.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
By Circus lay. Oh wow, yeah here tonight too, if
you don't mind.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Crystal naturally though, because of the milestone birthday, it means
that there are all these stories coming out. I think
this is my favorite one where he got a friend
of his to shut down an entire Florida supermarket to
allow him to shop like normal people. He had never
picked up something from an aisle and put it in
a basket or anything like that, and so much so
(17:48):
they tried to give him the most normal experience that
they got a heap of his friends and family and
dressed them up and disguise them so it looked like
they were ordinary shoppers.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Can you imagine that?
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Last So he's still running into people, and he was still.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Or something exactly taking out his bachelor's handbag.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Okay, all right, anyway, all right, let's get to well,
you know those times where you forget a name. How
important do you think it would be to remember the
names of your own kids.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
I feel like there are probably some of the top
tier names to it.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yeah, okay, So Nick Cannon TV host was with Mariah
Carey and all that sort of stuff, and his brother
Gabrielle admits that he cannot name all twelve of Nick's
famous kids or his brother's kids. Yeah, he said, I
haven't even met them all. And then he said, and
did you hear what he did? He messed up name
his kids. So we found the moment that Nick Cannon
(18:43):
was on the Howard Stern Show and was asked to
name all of his children and you.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Know their names or everyone's name, I can name all
of course, Golden power and then Zion zillion Zen ran
from there. Yeah, there's legendary, then there's legendary lies, legendary love.
(19:12):
Then there's rise.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Your left up on excised coal.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Oh no, you know what idly you got?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
K you did?
Speaker 9 (19:21):
Oh? I know.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
In fairness, it does sound like he's just reading words
out of the ditch.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Yeah, crap names right, They're horrible, terrible, all of them
are bad.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Anyway, twelve kids, six different women, everyone's happy.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Sorry to all of the legendaries out there listening.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
I'm still just obsessed with the story because I don't
know about you, but I am terrified of getting to
the airport and having to pay for excess.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
It is one of my grave fear peers.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Right, and you'll be that person, Yeah, you'll be that
person on your knees with your thing open, trying to
swap stuff out no every there, and everyone getting grumpy
behind you while you're trying to check in because you
refuse to pay that extra gazillion dollars set.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
I think when I go with just carry on, I
put in my head if I have to get pull
if I get pulled over having too much weight in this?
How many of these clothes could I wear on the
plane every single time?
Speaker 8 (20:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
So anyway, this woman has gone viral because she's taken
eighteen pieces of luggage for a family of four to
go on a trip to America. Now, I am going
to point out that one one bag was full of
her trusted organic Australian baby formula that you just can't
get in the US.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I maybe you can't get it.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I know, so right now.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Thirteen one O two three? Who is Adelaide's heaviest packer?
Rose from Fridam Park. How much stuff do you travel with?
Speaker 15 (20:38):
Well, we always go in a big group, so most
of my clothes go in other people's bag and one
of my suitcases I carry just my handbags.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
What I have?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
What? What was that?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Well? What a suitcase with bags in it?
Speaker 15 (20:55):
Froze my Yeah, my Louis batons. Right, okay, don't laugh,
jumpy squashed.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Okay, but you are putting them your undies in other
people's bags.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
It seems a bit weird.
Speaker 15 (21:09):
Oh there are always new undies. Oh, I don't travel
with old ones.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Sorry, Hero Simon Simon our taxi driver. All right, I
imagine you would have been loading luggage into your car
for ages. All right, So who's Adelaide's heaviest packer?
Speaker 12 (21:26):
I had a lady who looked like the one of
the housewives of Burnside. She had eight matching bags and
I said, oh, you must be going on.
Speaker 16 (21:40):
A pretty good trip.
Speaker 12 (21:40):
She says, no, just a weekend in Mount Gambia.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Oh wow, I might have been with you for Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I go to the Mount Affair bit.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, that's the couple of pairs of track, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, it's mug boots.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
I reckon, you fit in really well down there. Frankie
from Rosewater, are you out lads heaviest pack up?
Speaker 15 (22:02):
Well?
Speaker 16 (22:02):
I don't know if I can beat roads with a
bag of handbags. But the last time I took a
big trip with my kids, I reckon. I was going
to say ten, but I think it might have been
eleven bags.
Speaker 11 (22:12):
Wow, And you know one of them was.
Speaker 16 (22:14):
A baby, So you've got to have all the baby stuff.
You've got to have nassis, you got to have bottles,
you have dummies and with a long flight, you just
don't know how many activities you're going to need, because
you know what would be worse than being that person
on their knees unpacking their bag, it's being the person
on the plane with the baby who won't stop crying.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Frankie, you might have saved some people. Thank you for us,
all right, Karen from Fulham Guards. At the moment, we're
at ten bags, can you beat this?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yes, I can beat that.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
At fifteen bags.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Fifteen were how many people.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Four or two thousand and two kids rush.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
And that's a big move or a holiday.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Or it was a very big move.
Speaker 13 (22:55):
It was a move from Dubai in the UI to
as had.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Migrated.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Well, we'll give you that. We'll give you that because
you're bringing everything. You're not just going to met Gambi
for the weaken.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Give you that, Karen.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Raquel from Salisbury downs we're at fifteen bags.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Can you beat that?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (23:16):
Oh ween guys, oh ween twenty bay twenty we Well
we went overseas to Paris, a husband and two kids,
but we had about five bag beach. But we had
a wedding.
Speaker 11 (23:30):
Cruise and some tours and some people were criticizing. But
you can't bottle over there because you still want to
bring it back twenty bags.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
So did you change outfits every single day?
Speaker 10 (23:45):
Yeah, a wedding, Well, we had a wedding and we
had tours.
Speaker 11 (23:49):
So the wedding w was three different of.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Wow, I'd be you know what, I'd be wearing my
talks when I went and saw the Eiffel Tower on.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
The bol.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Thank you Riquel, Oh my god, all right, Raquel from Salisbury,
I think you have it you are Adelaide's heaviest package.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
And now I feel really bad for bagging that moment.
Money took eighteen.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Now, Mazzie in our newsroom, I need you in on
this too, because last night I woke up in the
middle of the night with an absolute bolt from the
blue at a complete epiphany, and I'm pretty worried about
now where I stand in all of my mates groups?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Now, are you the organizer in your group?
Speaker 17 (24:31):
Maz He, Yeah, pretty much?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Max Burford, are you the organizer in your group of mates?
Speaker 15 (24:35):
I am.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I try and avoid it, but I often end up
being delegated with things.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
The responsibilities, things like buck shows.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Or catch ups or whatever. I get it done, Shaney,
You the organizer in your group of mates?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Mates? Good one? All right?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
So with the three of us we organize everything.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
And I've recently had my birthday and so I organized
a whole heap of different things because I, I mean,
I'm not a I found a big parties. I get
anxious walking into big groups of people, so I quite
often prefer to do lots of little things where you
get to spend quality time with people, right, Yeah, But
I end up organizing them and even if it's not
my birthday, for it's somebody else's birthday.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, I'll organize it. Yep, let me know.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
I'll find out. Blah blah blah blah. I've got another
maide who's turning fifty. I'm organizing a bus for her
and all these sort of things.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Right, too much, it's too much. It is a lot
of work.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Have you guys ever thought that the reason that we're
organizers is because everybody else is having parties that they're organizing,
but we're not invited to them. And the only reason
that we're invited to anything is because we organize it.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I mean, that's a bit of an insecure.
Speaker 17 (25:41):
So I can say there's a little bit of truth
to that. I've seen things happening that I haven't been
invited to, and.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
They're the people that you organize for.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Yes, Oh, Mazzie, you well, you're always invited to our things.
So that's not dramas.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
But I was just lying there.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I'm going on a second, if I look back at
everything that I have done, every time I've gone out
and done something, I reckon I'm pretty.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Much instigated every single thing.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
And so I wake that up and he's going said Matt, Mat,
I'm gonna ask you something for because I can't get
back to sleep. He's like, all right, I said, Honey,
do you think people only come and spend time with
us because they're too scared to tell me that they
don't like me?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
I know he would have been thrilled to wake up
to that in the middle of that night.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well, I don't like you right now?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
And oh no, I'm not sure.
Speaker 17 (26:33):
We're just so busy. People just have such busy lives.
And I couldn't be friends with people that got offend
it if I didn't catch up with them every week.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, Mat, So what like is the question?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Do I hate ali class?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Many people get in line when you're going to organize
the next thing, Max.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
No, for you, guys, I got two organizers in the room.
This one sounds like when I could take a back seat.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
On Do you know what we can do right now?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Shane Low? It is up to you.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
You don't do it.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
To organize Oh my god, our next catch up and
we will report back to everybody what you organize when
you organize it.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
And I think we should invite everybody listening.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
I tried to organize my own day to go to
the day on the green. I thought this is going
to be fantastic, and I was there two days early.
God even do that may There was no other cars,
are no security. In fact, it's greatly.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I'm worried about now.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
About Actually.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
All right, we're ready to walk down the back alley
and come into the Tin Street tavern as.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
We do our weekly pub test through busy.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
It's here today seventy fifty three.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
There some people that need to chat.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Go home, guys, what are we really thinking about this
teacher's strike, because it looks like it's going ahead. I
did an event down at Marrying for the library down there,
and a teacher came up to me and she was furious,
furious that the government is not coming to me eat
on what they want.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Now.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
For those that are sort of playing along at home,
I think and most of us are going well. All
I'm doing is trying to work out how I'm going
to get my kids and get them sorted for the day,
because it looks like three hundred and twenty schools will
shut or have altered learning across the day, and eighty
percent of teachers said that they are happy to strike.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
So it's a big cohort of your teaching group in
primary and secondary state schools.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
But what they want is a twenty percent wage increase
over three years, and the government's saying, well, that's not tenable.
And a billion dollars in extra classroom support. A twenty
percent drop in face to face teaching time is another one.
And early on they're asking for a school support officer
in every classroom.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
But there are reports today that people are backing off.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
That's probably for the best, so it's not sink the
entire budget.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Well what do you think.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
They're asking a lot of things, but is it one
of those This is what we're asking for.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Let's have it as the starting ground.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
And then we'll come back.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
By the way, Well, it looks like they're not getting
even close to meeting because this strike had been planned
for eight you know, they'd flagged it for ages, So
I don't think there's going to be a last minute
reprieve or anything.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
It's so tough.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Like every industry is in a very like almost every
industry is in a similar boat where you have like
a whole bunch of the teachers or the workers on
the sites, and it's just like we want these conditions, this, this, this,
and this, everyone wants at the same time because we're
all getting absolutely reamed by cost of living like we
just had even in ten we just got our little
(29:31):
cost of living increase.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
It's yea, it's not actually what we're playing at the
grocery store.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
And everything else huge. But I'm not going to walk
out of the door.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Well you're not going to do it.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
It's sacrileged to come after the teachers.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
I appreciate what they're doing and I hope that it
causes some action quick smart.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, but you wouldn't be walking out, It's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
I sure, what do you think come and join our
pub test the teachers. I mean, we all know and
Max you'll agreeing with me that they're probably the most
some of the most important jobs to do in our society.
But for what they're asking And should they go on strike?
I tea you one thing. I think if they're going
on strike, then they should cancel the show day?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Is it it?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yesterday? I'm sticking by it.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I'd be nice if they just sort of linked them.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Up because my kids came skipping through the door yesterday.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Go night weekend.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Yeah, Okay, let's step back into the pub, down the
back alley and into the tenth streets have and we
do it every Thursday, just you know, sitting and relaxing
and solving the world's big problems. And today we're talking
about what a lot of us will be dealing with tomorrow,
and that is the teachers going on strike.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Does it past the pub test?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Not really.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
I wish in my job I could get twelve weeks
at a year holiday be beautiful.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
I think we've all got to get behind those teachers.
Speaker 9 (30:52):
They do a really tough job. It's our kids' future
that's in their hands, and I think if striking is
one way they can get our tension, I think it's
a goer. Definitely. We need to support them. We need
to back them.
Speaker 18 (31:04):
I support it absolutely because the stay schools don't get
enough money compared to private.
Speaker 9 (31:09):
School South Australian nurses. Their EPA has only given them
three percent a year for the next three years now.
Teachers only worked forty something weeks of the year and
they're asking for so much more. So if the government
can only afford to pay the nurses, A clearly been
the worst one in terms of paying conditions over COVID
and everything else. Then why the teachers thinking they can
(31:31):
get twenty percent? It's insane?
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Well, okay, teachers work more than forty weeks the year.
I feel like I should point that out of a
lot of friends who are teachers.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
But guess what our pub tests ended up at.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Two all too old.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Two yes they should go and strike. It does pass
the pub tests, and two that.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
They shouldn't, So do it if you want to do it,
so also don't do it.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Do you know why, though a number of conversations and
problems I set out to solve, when I go to
the local pub and out there none the wiser, I
reckon that pretty much.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
You've actually solved the world's problems. You probably haven't had
enough for years.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Keep the calls coming, And we just stepped into our
tent street Tavan being a Thursday, and was into our
pub test asking if teachers going on strike passes it.
We were at the end of it from those calls.
It's completely drawn on whether or not it's a good idea.
So let's go to our decision maker, Vanessa from morphort Vale.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
It's on news teachers going on strike? Does it pass
the pub test.
Speaker 18 (32:32):
Yes, yeah, I absolutely agree with it. I think it's
a great thing.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Why just not about the money.
Speaker 18 (32:38):
I know a lot of people say, oh, teacher's wanting
more money, it's not necessarily that. It's about the support
in the classroom. I think he's really lacking in our schools.
And also the admin work is just piling up for us,
and we don't get enough time outside of the classroom
to kind of do that. So I think that's why
I agree with this strike definitely.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
All Right, well there you go, Vanessa morphot Vale looks
like it's past. I do notice that they're going to
be looking at having a staff member on the sites
that are shut down to supervise any children who and
I quote arrive unexpectedly.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
I imagine if they didn't.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Did you have anything in your old school, like mysterious
doors or whatever you like? I'd love to just like
crack that open or have a look what's in that
old classroom or something like that.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
See, I'd be more along the lines of you know,
when you were the one kid that turned up wearing
uniform on closed free day, like we're not close free.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Day, you had to wear clothes.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
On uniform like, you mean, you know one kid that
could have stayed home because the school's shut.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
And your mom sends you no hard pray.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
A lot of this, I think is to do with
generating positivity business, and you know, we're all feeling down
cost of living and everything else, and I think that
we probably need to lift our game in a completely
different area. In the last twenty four hours, I have
seen on television two of the great festivals that are
currently going on elsewhere in the world. There is the
(34:02):
Gravy Wrestling Festival.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I love that one. It was our player of the
day in Lancashire in England.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Where else would it be but Lancashire where the Lancashire
hot pot full of gravy comes from.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Two thousand liters of gravy and they wrestle each other
in and.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
They don't even like if that was me, I would
so be strapping like chips and bread men.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Oh, I'll just be in there sogging.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
It all up. After that, and then there's.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
The tomato throwing you know domin Dina, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So there's the tomato throwing one, which I always feel
a little bit more worried about because I'm flat out
getting my white's wide at the moment, you know, the
best of times, and alone.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Wearing those clothes.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Again, that's wasteful as.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
A fast fashion as opposed to the thousands of tomatoes
that are.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
More worried about the tomato in the face than.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
And I mean, I know that we illuminate, you know,
it's good. I mean I know that we have music festivals,
good fringe, I mean also great, but I think we
need something more niche especially if it looks like Tunorama's gone.
That was kind of our one big thing, the whole idea.
We go come to South Australia and see someone spin
(35:14):
around and throw a tuna like it's a hammer from
the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah, and you're just not getting that anywhere else.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
So Shane and I have had a bit of a
look around the world at a few festivals and decided
how we could maybe apply them to South Australia. So
there was like you've seen the world bog snorkeling things Wales,
we just go through a filthy bog.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
With yeah, because bog not the toilet. Bog is in
like the really muddy fields over.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
There, rotty water.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
We could do something similar in the torrens. We could
do like River Torrens diving, where you dive down the
torrens in the middle of the blue green algae and
you'd try and come up with an e scooter or
a shop bottom. That's not bad, So that's one of
the ideas. There's a baby jumping festival in Spain.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Well, hang on, who we jumping the babies or the
babies jumping high things?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
No, we're jumping over babies.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I would love to see the babies jumping high things more.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Actually, yeah, it's a religious thing.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Apparently they jump over babies to absolve the babies of sin.
I don't know what sins these babies are committing in Spain,
but they do it.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Are they jumping over on a skateboard?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
No, they lay a couple down over the top of mate.
I'm telling you it.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Babies can't complain about it, their babies.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Have you ever heard a baby complaining about this festival?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
No, because they probably die because giant on them.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
No injuries have been reported, but the Catholic higher ups
do frown upon the ritual apparently.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
So the spinoff here, we've got to sort jump the pension.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Let's go the other way.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
We're going to lay a few pensioners down in the
La King William Road. I'm going to jump them, absolve
them of their sins.
Speaker 8 (36:58):
How do we fine?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
You guys happy with that?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
You're idiots.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
We've got more, We've got more.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
What do you mean you've got more wife carrying World
Championships in Finland?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (37:08):
That one.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Well, we're doing pandy carrying. You're not doing anything else.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I don't know that.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Our last one was instead of gravy wrestling, we're heading
up to Beurreenberg.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
We're doing Strawberry jam wrestling.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Now that's one I could get into. Strap your scones on, ladies.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
We're off there.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
You go.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Oh that is so good. I think finally we got there. Yeah,
finally we got there. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Pension wrestling.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Hey, if you want to sign up for Pension of
Strawberry Jam carry wrestling in the Torres, give us a
ring
Hey there, it's Alie Clark.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, it's Max Burford.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Hello, it's Shane low as well.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Who is going on a date to night.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Wow, I was going to save you to shower this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You are no, you can't do it. Now he'll haven't it.
Here's three showers a day.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I haven't heard a show, but here's my question. Now,
be a guy who lives on Tinder a lot. You know,
my my meetups with girls are quiet time, brief, meaty
combination of those two things. So I really go like
a day. I rarely spend a lot of time with someone,
so and.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I want to make a good impression because I really
don't like this girl.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, so what should I be doing to make it
a memorable night?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Definitely? After shave smells everything.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Really, Oh my god, yeah, shave in my life. Well
that's fine if you don't. But if you smell and
you want to be overpowering, but if you smell nice,
it will linger and she'll go home thinking about you.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, And when do I put on after shave?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
After you shave? Okay, after you get out of shower.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
That's a good thing. That's a really good thing. I
know that you do get a little bit sweaty at times.
So maybe put a little something in your pocket or
somewhere where you can wipe your hands if you go
to hold.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Of hand, the clammy handhold. I don't want the clammy
hands because I.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Am terrified a conversation. What I like to do is
I write notes about things we can talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, that's not a bad thing.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
That's a bad thing.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
No, Well, just what you need to do, because you
need to ask her questions, but for God's sake, listen
to her answers.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Don't just go through your list without actually what was.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Your last name?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
What are your thoughts on the teachers strike? Any issues
with the geopolitical situation in.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I can't wait?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Nice? Oh, I go wait for the report back the marriage.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
All right, and at the very least just watch the
people at so just lay you have fun. Okay, why
were we playing yoppy indie there? Well, it's because Indigenous
issues have been front and set, especially in our state.
Did you see the PM was in town and basically
sidling up next to Premier Peter mallanowskas And has said
that the voice our historic national vote will be happening
(02:05):
on Saturday, October fourteenth. So Max, Yes, what are you
doing on October the fourteenth?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Do you liked? You're just about to say, Max, what
are you voting?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, no, what are you doing on October the fourteenth?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm going away?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So you know that what you're doing on that date already?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Do you know anything about the Voice?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Not as much as where I'm going away to.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, do you see the problem?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Like this is I reckon.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
If you spoke to anybody about the Voice right now,
we would be thinking of Jessica freaking Mount.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I'm exactly the same. To be honest as Max, I
have no idea, and.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I think the only reason that I know anything about
is because I've had to. Well, I've been involved in
Indigenous panels and things like that for helping to facilitate
so we can have conversations around it. But for something
that is so important and for something that so many
people are talking about, I think the vast majority of
people actually don't really understand what it is all about.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
It feels like it's been muddled, Like, yeah, people sort
of knew what it was about, but now it's just
two sides that hate each other for various reasons.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
And the rest of us that are in the middle
of just like.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And this is a really good vehicle for people who
have other issues to have a crack at each other.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, I think anyway, you know the.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Pamphlets that have been put out. Have you heard that
there's a yes pamphlet and a non pamphlet? Do you
know that neither of those were fact checked or had
to be fact checked before they were released.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Facts are overrated, But this is.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
The sort of stuff that is happening.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
So essentially here it is in as much of a
nutshell as I can possibly get something that is really
a little bit complicated. So the Voice will be a
representative group made up of Indigenous and Torres Strait Islander people,
So that will advise Parliament about issues affecting Indigenous and
Torres Strait Island of peoples.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, two of them will come from.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Because everybody says, well, how when there are so many
different Indigenous groups would you be able to get a
representative group? Basically two will come from every state and
Northern Territoran Act and and then there'll be another five
members that will represent remote communities and that includes our
South Strai remote community because a lot of people say, well,
you know, if we get to people that are close
to Sydney, how are they really going to be able
(04:11):
to make change of Indigenous communities way out in the
middle of the bush that have different issues going on.
Conservative people and critics say that they worry that the
Voice are going to spur court challenges and their heapers,
you know, and say that they're going to come after
our land and everything else. Well, the majority of lawyers
have absolutely rebuffed that and said that's not an issue
and it won't be an issue. So there's a lot
(04:32):
of fear mongering going on. It's too important for me
to be the person that you listen to on this,
So I've just suggested that before you get to October fourteen,
go and do some fact checked research that doesn't include Facebook. Yeah,
because I am starting to see a hell of a
lot of people put little images of themselves saying I
(04:53):
support yes, sir, and I bet you they.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Don't actually know what they're really talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's both sides too.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
If you you were to say, oh, you know, I'm
considering voting, no, you're a racist, You're going to get
absolutely real online.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
But then I've spoken to him, digit I sat with
Auntie and an uncle who said that they actually weren't
comfortable with it. They weren't comfortable with voting for this
because of these reasons.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
So it's just it's really tricky.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
It seems like somehow something that is so major has
been poorly thought out by the people in power.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah, I reckon they went with it without really really
having a good communications plan. And as we see, I reckon,
if you don't communicate very simply, succinctly and well in
a way that can be proven to be factual, too late,
the horse bolts and you get all of these different
people on TikTok and all this sort of stuff taking
over the conversation. So look, I don't know enough about
(05:45):
it to be able to use what I'm going to do,
and I'm not going to pretend that I do. I
do want to listen to lots of different people around this,
But the one thing that kind of is sitting in
my gut is surely we have to do something different
because what's happening now now Indigenous communities is not okay.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
So I feel like if this is going to improve
Indigenous healthcare employment, it can.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Only be a good thing. You'd hope.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
So right, will we get sausages on October fourteen?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
The Democracy sausage will be back paper?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
All right, I'll vote.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well, you have to. Where are you going on October forty?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Who'm going to be in regional New South Wales. It's
another honeymoon.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'll see in January twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Ever do something and in that moment you just go,
I have no idea what I've done it, and now
I've got massive amount of fallout to deal with from it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You just have like a little sinking feeling in coming.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
So I told you I've had a couple of checked
incidents at the local pool. One accidentally grabbing a woman
on the boot, but I swear my eyes were shut
and I was playing a game.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
But I've had another one.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You're run it allegedly, but I.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Had another one. I take the kids to swimming lessons.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
They really struggle with her, but I just think it's
one of the most important life skills you can never
give a kid.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So we force our way through it.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
They're doing really well and it's great and the teacher,
like the teaching coordinator, Angie, massive shout out to you.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
She's a ripper she's so good.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
You know, like, and if we have to miss a lesson,
then it's really easy to do a make up lesson
and all that sort of stuff. Any parent listening to
this will go, wow, that's amazing, because normally it is
like having to you know, get blood from a stone
to get a makeup lesson.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That works out of a swimming school.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Is that because you miss a lesson and you go
from King everyone else goes from Kingfisher to Tuna.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
And you're like, oh no, I'm a bit more of
a Mullet's now.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, I'm back and squid.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
So anyways, Angie's an absolute superstar.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I love her.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
And she was walking down the side of the pool.
I'm sitting there. I was really really tired and a
bit sort of overwhelmed. And you walk in that obviously
dumped a heap of chlorine in it, so I think
I was a bit gas stop and all that sort
of stuff. And as she's booked past, She's looked over
at me and I've gone, what, I've blown a kiss
(08:04):
at her without even doing the hand, just went what this?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Do this?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Do this woman?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And she kind of looked at me double too, And
then I've kind of looked at her and went, oh,
but then she's turned around, so I didn't get to say,
I don't even know what it was like.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I didn't get to explain it.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
You didn't get a kiss back, obviously, No, I've got
a very wide eyed sort of look. And then so
she walked away, and then she clearly had to come
back and do paperwork. And you know that moment when
someone takes a few steps forward, a few steps back,
she steps forward a few and then I just by
that stage it was too like I didn't think I
can address it.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And now I feel like I've got a big fat.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
X next to my name when I go back to
see for swimming lessons next.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Week, when you go to cancel your next children's charge
me double yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Right.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
So you're just blowing kisses willy nilly these days at acquaintances.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Will we friends?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Well, I mean I have to pay her. You mean,
I don't even know where it came from. I don't
walk around and go to people do it. I mean
I did my kids.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
To be honest, I have seen you do the occasional
to a few random people, like when we're out, like
when we're out in the team sometimes you do it
to one of us, but doing a swimming teacher?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah? Do I wait?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Am I when else seen this?
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Max?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You've seen this before. It sounds a little bit like this.
To play the noise again? May come on.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
It was so.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Good because Max was generally pursing his lips. You look
like mullets from the swim class.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I was ready to go yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Well, I think you guys need to come and come
with me to swimming and just be my people who
can explain what they.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Kiss is on the pool there.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Okay, are you ready for this?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Because I'm going to give you the opportunity to get
some cash to buy stuff that you need by telling
me what you're buying that you don't all right, stick
with me? So thirteen one O two three? What is
that one thing that you buy that you absolutely don't use?
Now this came up because I was speaking to a
friend of mine. Her name is Claudine Bonda. Good morning Claudine,
(10:10):
and she is one of the smartest women on the planet.
She is heading up and will probably save so many
of our lives because she's heading up a lot of
the cancer research at.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Samari and the Cheese greater mate.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
She and she is quite often in the paper because
of this world first stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
That she does, especially in and around bastcatcer.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
So it made me feel a lot better when I
caught up with her on the weekend and we're having
a bit of a chat and everything else.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I said, what have you been up to?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
She said, so tomorrow I'm going to go around and
I'm going to buy some more vinyl.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Oh and Claudine's cool, man like she is definitely don't
laugh at me when.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
I said, sorry, just the way you said that, and
she said, Claudine is called not Ali's cool.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's becoming self evident.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
She's cool.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Not in a Instagram influencer idiot Britney Spears type of way.
She is cool in that sense of you could see
her going and spending her time buying the old vinyl records.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Right sure.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
So I've gone, oh my.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
God, what have you got? This is going to be
brilliant blah blah blah blah. Yeah, yeah, well I've got
all these things. I said, Ah, and so what are
you playing it on? So I don't even have a player.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That is secluding you with the smartest person I know.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
So you're reading to tell me that you were spending
your money and your time going around and buying these
LPs and these records, but you don't.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Even have anything to play on it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
She goes, Alie, I just can't stop so reasoning. Are
they an investment or something?
Speaker 9 (11:32):
I know?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
She just I just looked at her and then she
kind of like scuttled off. She thinks she was a
bit embarrassed by the revelation that she had just made.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Oh so even perfect, Claudie, that's right cracking the video, I.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Think so, I think so so thirty one O two three?
What is that thing that you were buying that you
absolutely don't use?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
I've got one camping right fun in theory like out
under the stars in nature under. We decided to buy
a swag, yeah, like and not just a normal the
proper swag and super king yea double swag.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Is there any other kind?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
This thing is comfortable? Uh, it has been. It lives
in our garage.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
It's been used once and it was used on a
footy trip and it was inside when I said it
in a heated room.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
So that's my camp adventure.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I two three.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Kirsty from Oakton, what do you keep buying that you
just don't use.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Lorna Jane fitnessware, in particular, my running pants, which are
in condition.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I wore them.
Speaker 10 (12:40):
Once are amazing, but I wasn't so good at the
running class, so.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You got to on sell them. They're expensive.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
They are They're actually really comfortable to wear.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
So I've actually, you know, I.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Wear them like, yeah, exactly, I do the classic you know,
wear them to pick them up from school from school.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
That's I like it.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Raquel from Salisby Downs. What are you buying that you're
just not using?
Speaker 11 (13:08):
I'm a vacuum cleaner because it was on special, but
I already have one. It's been sitting in the box
for about six months.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
So you could jewel will vacuums at your house, Raquel.
Why don't you get rid of the old one?
Speaker 11 (13:22):
Well it's not broken yet. Yes, one was twelve hundred
down to five hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Oh you're pretty much you're making money, Raquel.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I love it. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Jemma of Selig's Beach, All right, what are you buying
that you're just not using?
Speaker 8 (13:40):
Bake were stuff so like I find Disney molds or
you know, little.
Speaker 12 (13:44):
Cake shapes and all that stuff.
Speaker 11 (13:46):
And the most use they evergate is coming out on
my daughter's head.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Gemma, one day you'll make a cake. I believe in.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
You, Disney Baking princess.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Let it go, Jam, What are you buying that you
just don't need?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
After a girlfriend of mine, I was so excited she's
been buying all this vinyl and I said, Oh, what's
it sound like when you play it? Because I know
I don't even have a record player. So what are
you doing, Jody from Green with what's going on?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (14:14):
Look, it's not me, it's my son, who is an
adult and now moved out a home. He has bought
I swear over a thousand vinyl pops so you know
the funk oop?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yes, I do like the little heads. They're like the
cartoon caricature of models. Yeah, oh yeah, they're gorgeous.
Speaker 13 (14:30):
But if not, if you've got a thousand, over a thousand.
So they're in my house now in his room, a
whole wolves cupboard. They're full in his cupboard, They're at
my dad's house, they're in my shed, oh you name it.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
They're everywhere, Jody.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
They can go up to like a forty forty five bucks. Eag,
you've got a lot of money now on those walls.
Speaker 13 (14:48):
Yeah, I know, and he's even bought like some of them.
He's got three and four of the same. And when
I packed some away when he moved out, I'm like,
why did you buy some of the same? He goes,
I just in case the box got dented.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
He's moved out. Send him out. All right, guys, get ready,
we've got a first time.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Listen to Joe Cel from Paraka who.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Farlin fa the very first time het I sell Hello morning.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Okay, what did you buy that you just don't use
and didn't need?
Speaker 8 (15:24):
Oh my god, So I got a bicycle two years ago,
but then I didn't realize it's been twenty five years
that I haven't been on a bike, and my legs
were so uncoordinated. I can't get mobilence right.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
What's that saying it's just like riding a bike, Josell.
Speaker 8 (15:48):
No, I was just like thinking, oh my god, what
a waste of money.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's okay, stick it on, Dumbtrey, Josel. Hey, thanks for ringing.
Hopefully we'll talk to you again. So from Bellevue Heights,
what did you buy that you just don't need?
Speaker 14 (16:00):
Hundreds of beanie kids. A friend of mine, you volunteer
work at a off shop and that people collect these,
they're going to be worse money one day. So I've
been collecting for a few years and I've got hundreds
of them, little tiny buns, big one, small ones, and
I don't know what I'm doing because I thought my
grandchildren would love them. Now, oh my god, that's still bear.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
So it's terrifying imagining walking into your house and then
all of a sudden there's these little.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Bears and just looking him under the bed. I love it.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Let's find out what's happening in the world of entertainment,
Ali Cluk with some news.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yeah it was Michael or would have been Michael Jackson's
sixty fifth birthday.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Even I sometimes I wonder like if people were still
with us, what their lives would be like.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
And head, you know, whatever happened is part of it,
an absolutely extraordinary life. And Paris Jackson and her siblings
have led the tributes to their dad. Paris said on
inst today's my dad's birthday, and back when he was alive,
he used to hate anyone acknowledging it him happy birthday,
celebrating and nothing like that and She goes on to
criticize pressure from super fans, saying, apparently, if you don't
(17:07):
wish someone happy birthday via social media, it means that
you don't love them.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I thought that was good.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
So obviously people have been getting stuck into and so
she's just gone, mate, this is not what he would
have wanted elsewhere. His son's blanket, yeah I know, and
Prince were in Las Vegas attending a performance of Michael
Jackson won.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
By Circus lay. Oh wow, yeah here tonight too, if
you don't mind.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Crystal naturally though, because of the milestone birthday, it means
that there are all these stories coming out. I think
this is my favorite one where he got a friend
of his to shut down an entire Florida supermarket to
allow him to shop like normal people. He had never
picked up something from an aisle and put it in
a basket or anything like that, and so much so
(17:48):
they tried to give him the most normal experience that
they got a heap of his friends and family and
dressed them up and disguise them so it looked like
they were ordinary shoppers.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Can you imagine that?
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Last So he's still running into people, and he was still.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Or something exactly taking out his bachelor's handbag.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Okay, all right, anyway, all right, let's get to well,
you know those times where you forget a name. How
important do you think it would be to remember the
names of your own kids.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
I feel like there are probably some of the top
tier names to it.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yeah, okay, So Nick Cannon TV host was with Mariah
Carey and all that sort of stuff, and his brother
Gabrielle admits that he cannot name all twelve of Nick's
famous kids or his brother's kids. Yeah, he said, I
haven't even met them all. And then he said, and
did you hear what he did? He messed up name
his kids. So we found the moment that Nick Cannon
(18:43):
was on the Howard Stern Show and was asked to
name all of his children and you.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Know their names or everyone's name, I can name all
of course, Golden power and then Zion zillion Zen ran
from there. Yeah, there's legendary, then there's legendary lies, legendary love.
(19:12):
Then there's rise.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Your left up on excised coal.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Oh no, you know what idly you got?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
K you did?
Speaker 9 (19:21):
Oh? I know.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
In fairness, it does sound like he's just reading words
out of the ditch.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Yeah, crap names right, They're horrible, terrible, all of them
are bad.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Anyway, twelve kids, six different women, everyone's happy.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Sorry to all of the legendaries out there listening.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
I'm still just obsessed with the story because I don't
know about you, but I am terrified of getting to
the airport and having to pay for excess.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
It is one of my grave fear peers.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Right, and you'll be that person, Yeah, you'll be that
person on your knees with your thing open, trying to
swap stuff out no every there, and everyone getting grumpy
behind you while you're trying to check in because you
refuse to pay that extra gazillion dollars set.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
I think when I go with just carry on, I
put in my head if I have to get pull
if I get pulled over having too much weight in this?
How many of these clothes could I wear on the
plane every single time?
Speaker 8 (20:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
So anyway, this woman has gone viral because she's taken
eighteen pieces of luggage for a family of four to
go on a trip to America. Now, I am going
to point out that one one bag was full of
her trusted organic Australian baby formula that you just can't
get in the US.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I maybe you can't get it.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I know, so right now.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Thirteen one O two three? Who is Adelaide's heaviest packer?
Rose from Fridam Park. How much stuff do you travel with?
Speaker 15 (20:38):
Well, we always go in a big group, so most
of my clothes go in other people's bag and one
of my suitcases I carry just my handbags.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
What I have?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
What? What was that?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Well? What a suitcase with bags in it?
Speaker 15 (20:55):
Froze my Yeah, my Louis batons. Right, okay, don't laugh,
jumpy squashed.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Okay, but you are putting them your undies in other
people's bags.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
It seems a bit weird.
Speaker 15 (21:09):
Oh there are always new undies. Oh, I don't travel
with old ones.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Sorry, Hero Simon Simon our taxi driver. All right, I
imagine you would have been loading luggage into your car
for ages. All right, So who's Adelaide's heaviest packer?
Speaker 12 (21:26):
I had a lady who looked like the one of
the housewives of Burnside. She had eight matching bags and
I said, oh, you must be going on.
Speaker 16 (21:40):
A pretty good trip.
Speaker 12 (21:40):
She says, no, just a weekend in Mount Gambia.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Oh wow, I might have been with you for Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I go to the Mount Affair bit.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, that's the couple of pairs of track, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, it's mug boots.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
I reckon, you fit in really well down there. Frankie
from Rosewater, are you out lads heaviest pack up?
Speaker 15 (22:02):
Well?
Speaker 16 (22:02):
I don't know if I can beat roads with a
bag of handbags. But the last time I took a
big trip with my kids, I reckon. I was going
to say ten, but I think it might have been
eleven bags.
Speaker 11 (22:12):
Wow, And you know one of them was.
Speaker 16 (22:14):
A baby, So you've got to have all the baby stuff.
You've got to have nassis, you got to have bottles,
you have dummies and with a long flight, you just
don't know how many activities you're going to need, because
you know what would be worse than being that person
on their knees unpacking their bag, it's being the person
on the plane with the baby who won't stop crying.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Frankie, you might have saved some people. Thank you for us,
all right, Karen from Fulham Guards. At the moment, we're
at ten bags, can you beat this?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yes, I can beat that.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
At fifteen bags.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Fifteen were how many people.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Four or two thousand and two kids rush.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
And that's a big move or a holiday.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Or it was a very big move.
Speaker 13 (22:55):
It was a move from Dubai in the UI to
as had.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Migrated.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Well, we'll give you that. We'll give you that because
you're bringing everything. You're not just going to met Gambi
for the weaken.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Give you that, Karen.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Raquel from Salisbury downs we're at fifteen bags.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Can you beat that?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (23:16):
Oh ween guys, oh ween twenty bay twenty we Well
we went overseas to Paris, a husband and two kids,
but we had about five bag beach. But we had
a wedding.
Speaker 11 (23:30):
Cruise and some tours and some people were criticizing. But
you can't bottle over there because you still want to
bring it back twenty bags.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
So did you change outfits every single day?
Speaker 10 (23:45):
Yeah, a wedding, Well, we had a wedding and we
had tours.
Speaker 11 (23:49):
So the wedding w was three different of.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Wow, I'd be you know what, I'd be wearing my
talks when I went and saw the Eiffel Tower on.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
The bol.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Thank you Riquel, Oh my god, all right, Raquel from Salisbury,
I think you have it you are Adelaide's heaviest package.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
And now I feel really bad for bagging that moment.
Money took eighteen.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Now, Mazzie in our newsroom, I need you in on
this too, because last night I woke up in the
middle of the night with an absolute bolt from the
blue at a complete epiphany, and I'm pretty worried about
now where I stand in all of my mates groups?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Now, are you the organizer in your group?
Speaker 17 (24:31):
Maz He, Yeah, pretty much?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Max Burford, are you the organizer in your group of mates?
Speaker 15 (24:35):
I am.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I try and avoid it, but I often end up
being delegated with things.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
The responsibilities, things like buck shows.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Or catch ups or whatever. I get it done, Shaney,
You the organizer in your group of mates?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Mates? Good one? All right?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
So with the three of us we organize everything.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
And I've recently had my birthday and so I organized
a whole heap of different things because I, I mean,
I'm not a I found a big parties. I get
anxious walking into big groups of people, so I quite
often prefer to do lots of little things where you
get to spend quality time with people, right, Yeah, But
I end up organizing them and even if it's not
my birthday, for it's somebody else's birthday.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, I'll organize it. Yep, let me know.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
I'll find out. Blah blah blah blah. I've got another
maide who's turning fifty. I'm organizing a bus for her
and all these sort of things.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Right, too much, it's too much. It is a lot
of work.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Have you guys ever thought that the reason that we're
organizers is because everybody else is having parties that they're organizing,
but we're not invited to them. And the only reason
that we're invited to anything is because we organize it.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I mean, that's a bit of an insecure.
Speaker 17 (25:41):
So I can say there's a little bit of truth
to that. I've seen things happening that I haven't been
invited to, and.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
They're the people that you organize for.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Yes, Oh, Mazzie, you well, you're always invited to our things.
So that's not dramas.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
But I was just lying there.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I'm going on a second, if I look back at
everything that I have done, every time I've gone out
and done something, I reckon I'm pretty.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Much instigated every single thing.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
And so I wake that up and he's going said Matt, Mat,
I'm gonna ask you something for because I can't get
back to sleep. He's like, all right, I said, Honey,
do you think people only come and spend time with
us because they're too scared to tell me that they
don't like me?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
I know he would have been thrilled to wake up
to that in the middle of that night.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well, I don't like you right now?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
And oh no, I'm not sure.
Speaker 17 (26:33):
We're just so busy. People just have such busy lives.
And I couldn't be friends with people that got offend
it if I didn't catch up with them every week.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, Mat, So what like is the question?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Do I hate ali class?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Many people get in line when you're going to organize
the next thing, Max.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
No, for you, guys, I got two organizers in the room.
This one sounds like when I could take a back seat.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
On Do you know what we can do right now?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Shane Low? It is up to you.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
You don't do it.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
To organize Oh my god, our next catch up and
we will report back to everybody what you organize when
you organize it.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
And I think we should invite everybody listening.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
I tried to organize my own day to go to
the day on the green. I thought this is going
to be fantastic, and I was there two days early.
God even do that may There was no other cars,
are no security. In fact, it's greatly.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I'm worried about now.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
About Actually.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
All right, we're ready to walk down the back alley
and come into the Tin Street tavern as.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
We do our weekly pub test through busy.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
It's here today seventy fifty three.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
There some people that need to chat.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Go home, guys, what are we really thinking about this
teacher's strike, because it looks like it's going ahead. I
did an event down at Marrying for the library down there,
and a teacher came up to me and she was furious,
furious that the government is not coming to me eat
on what they want.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Now.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
For those that are sort of playing along at home,
I think and most of us are going well. All
I'm doing is trying to work out how I'm going
to get my kids and get them sorted for the day,
because it looks like three hundred and twenty schools will
shut or have altered learning across the day, and eighty
percent of teachers said that they are happy to strike.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
So it's a big cohort of your teaching group in
primary and secondary state schools.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
But what they want is a twenty percent wage increase
over three years, and the government's saying, well, that's not tenable.
And a billion dollars in extra classroom support. A twenty
percent drop in face to face teaching time is another one.
And early on they're asking for a school support officer
in every classroom.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
But there are reports today that people are backing off.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
That's probably for the best, so it's not sink the
entire budget.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Well what do you think.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
They're asking a lot of things, but is it one
of those This is what we're asking for.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Let's have it as the starting ground.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
And then we'll come back.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
By the way, Well, it looks like they're not getting
even close to meeting because this strike had been planned
for eight you know, they'd flagged it for ages, So
I don't think there's going to be a last minute
reprieve or anything.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
It's so tough.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Like every industry is in a very like almost every
industry is in a similar boat where you have like
a whole bunch of the teachers or the workers on
the sites, and it's just like we want these conditions, this, this, this,
and this, everyone wants at the same time because we're
all getting absolutely reamed by cost of living like we
just had even in ten we just got our little
(29:31):
cost of living increase.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
It's yea, it's not actually what we're playing at the
grocery store.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
And everything else huge. But I'm not going to walk
out of the door.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Well you're not going to do it.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
It's sacrileged to come after the teachers.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
I appreciate what they're doing and I hope that it
causes some action quick smart.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, but you wouldn't be walking out, It's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
I sure, what do you think come and join our
pub test the teachers. I mean, we all know and
Max you'll agreeing with me that they're probably the most
some of the most important jobs to do in our society.
But for what they're asking And should they go on strike?
I tea you one thing. I think if they're going
on strike, then they should cancel the show day?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Is it it?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yesterday? I'm sticking by it.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I'd be nice if they just sort of linked them.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Up because my kids came skipping through the door yesterday.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Go night weekend.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Yeah, Okay, let's step back into the pub, down the
back alley and into the tenth streets have and we
do it every Thursday, just you know, sitting and relaxing
and solving the world's big problems. And today we're talking
about what a lot of us will be dealing with tomorrow,
and that is the teachers going on strike.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Does it past the pub test?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Not really.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
I wish in my job I could get twelve weeks
at a year holiday be beautiful.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
I think we've all got to get behind those teachers.
Speaker 9 (30:52):
They do a really tough job. It's our kids' future
that's in their hands, and I think if striking is
one way they can get our tension, I think it's
a goer. Definitely. We need to support them. We need
to back them.
Speaker 18 (31:04):
I support it absolutely because the stay schools don't get
enough money compared to private.
Speaker 9 (31:09):
School South Australian nurses. Their EPA has only given them
three percent a year for the next three years now.
Teachers only worked forty something weeks of the year and
they're asking for so much more. So if the government
can only afford to pay the nurses, A clearly been
the worst one in terms of paying conditions over COVID
and everything else. Then why the teachers thinking they can
(31:31):
get twenty percent? It's insane?
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Well, okay, teachers work more than forty weeks the year.
I feel like I should point that out of a
lot of friends who are teachers.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
But guess what our pub tests ended up at.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Two all too old.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Two yes they should go and strike. It does pass
the pub tests, and two that.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
They shouldn't, So do it if you want to do it,
so also don't do it.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Do you know why, though a number of conversations and
problems I set out to solve, when I go to
the local pub and out there none the wiser, I
reckon that pretty much.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
You've actually solved the world's problems. You probably haven't had
enough for years.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Keep the calls coming, And we just stepped into our
tent street Tavan being a Thursday, and was into our
pub test asking if teachers going on strike passes it.
We were at the end of it from those calls.
It's completely drawn on whether or not it's a good idea.
So let's go to our decision maker, Vanessa from morphort Vale.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
It's on news teachers going on strike? Does it pass
the pub test.
Speaker 18 (32:32):
Yes, yeah, I absolutely agree with it. I think it's
a great thing.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Why just not about the money.
Speaker 18 (32:38):
I know a lot of people say, oh, teacher's wanting
more money, it's not necessarily that. It's about the support
in the classroom. I think he's really lacking in our schools.
And also the admin work is just piling up for us,
and we don't get enough time outside of the classroom
to kind of do that. So I think that's why
I agree with this strike definitely.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
All Right, well there you go, Vanessa morphot Vale looks
like it's past. I do notice that they're going to
be looking at having a staff member on the sites
that are shut down to supervise any children who and
I quote arrive unexpectedly.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
I imagine if they didn't.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Did you have anything in your old school, like mysterious
doors or whatever you like? I'd love to just like
crack that open or have a look what's in that
old classroom or something like that.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
See, I'd be more along the lines of you know,
when you were the one kid that turned up wearing
uniform on closed free day, like we're not close free.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Day, you had to wear clothes.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
On uniform like, you mean, you know one kid that
could have stayed home because the school's shut.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
And your mom sends you no hard pray.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
A lot of this, I think is to do with
generating positivity business, and you know, we're all feeling down
cost of living and everything else, and I think that
we probably need to lift our game in a completely
different area. In the last twenty four hours, I have
seen on television two of the great festivals that are
currently going on elsewhere in the world. There is the
(34:02):
Gravy Wrestling Festival.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I love that one. It was our player of the
day in Lancashire in England.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Where else would it be but Lancashire where the Lancashire
hot pot full of gravy comes from.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Two thousand liters of gravy and they wrestle each other
in and.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
They don't even like if that was me, I would
so be strapping like chips and bread men.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Oh, I'll just be in there sogging.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
It all up. After that, and then there's.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
The tomato throwing you know domin Dina, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So there's the tomato throwing one, which I always feel
a little bit more worried about because I'm flat out
getting my white's wide at the moment, you know, the
best of times, and alone.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Wearing those clothes.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Again, that's wasteful as.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
A fast fashion as opposed to the thousands of tomatoes
that are.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
More worried about the tomato in the face than.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
And I mean, I know that we illuminate, you know,
it's good. I mean I know that we have music festivals,
good fringe, I mean also great, but I think we
need something more niche especially if it looks like Tunorama's gone.
That was kind of our one big thing, the whole idea.
We go come to South Australia and see someone spin
(35:14):
around and throw a tuna like it's a hammer from
the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah, and you're just not getting that anywhere else.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
So Shane and I have had a bit of a
look around the world at a few festivals and decided
how we could maybe apply them to South Australia. So
there was like you've seen the world bog snorkeling things Wales,
we just go through a filthy bog.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
With yeah, because bog not the toilet. Bog is in
like the really muddy fields over.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
There, rotty water.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
We could do something similar in the torrens. We could
do like River Torrens diving, where you dive down the
torrens in the middle of the blue green algae and
you'd try and come up with an e scooter or
a shop bottom. That's not bad, So that's one of
the ideas. There's a baby jumping festival in Spain.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Well, hang on, who we jumping the babies or the
babies jumping high things?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
No, we're jumping over babies.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I would love to see the babies jumping high things more.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Actually, yeah, it's a religious thing.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Apparently they jump over babies to absolve the babies of sin.
I don't know what sins these babies are committing in Spain,
but they do it.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Are they jumping over on a skateboard?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
No, they lay a couple down over the top of mate.
I'm telling you it.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Babies can't complain about it, their babies.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Have you ever heard a baby complaining about this festival?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
No, because they probably die because giant on them.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
No injuries have been reported, but the Catholic higher ups
do frown upon the ritual apparently.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
So the spinoff here, we've got to sort jump the pension.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Let's go the other way.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
We're going to lay a few pensioners down in the
La King William Road. I'm going to jump them, absolve
them of their sins.
Speaker 8 (36:58):
How do we fine?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
You guys happy with that?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
You're idiots.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
We've got more, We've got more.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
What do you mean you've got more wife carrying World
Championships in Finland?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (37:08):
That one.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Well, we're doing pandy carrying. You're not doing anything else.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I don't know that.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Our last one was instead of gravy wrestling, we're heading
up to Beurreenberg.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
We're doing Strawberry jam wrestling.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Now that's one I could get into. Strap your scones on, ladies.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
We're off there.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
You go.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Oh that is so good. I think finally we got there. Yeah,
finally we got there. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Pension wrestling.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Hey, if you want to sign up for Pension of
Strawberry Jam carry wrestling in the Torres, give us a
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