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September 1, 2023 35 mins

Today, on the Ali Clarke Breakfast Show:

  • Max phones his mum and leaves her a voicemail recounting the week that was...
  • The Royal Adelaide Show is on from tomorrow and we've got many excited kids ready to grab those show bags, Eddie Bannon speaks to a few of them.
  • Do you plan your Show schedule? Max thinks Ali plans ahead too much...
  • E-News: National Lazy Mum Day - hear how Kirsten Bell, Kate Hudson and Jessica Smpson are all taking their foot off the parenting pedal
  • AFLW Star Erin Phillips is in the studio, and will be playing her 2nd ever Showdown tomorrow.
  • Ali is a Coastrek ambassador, and needs to walk 20km...Will she regret this decision? We ask our callers, "Have you ever injured yourself trying to get fitter?"
  • HEAPS GOOD is back! Find out what the guys are supporting!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Show Ellie Clark in the Morning soundtrack.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Heapways, they're last animals.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Okay, why were we playing that? Well, they're coming people.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
What about their big announcement yesterday the elephants are commons.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Is so stoked the elephants Well once.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I won't be the biggest thing in the state. By side,
that was pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Elam Benz from Zuoza announced yesterday because they needed two
million dollars to get the elephants to Minado Safari. They're
not going in the city zoo. They're going out to
Manato Oh let them Rome. Yeah, yeah, but they needed
two million dollars. One person somehow gave them a million
bucks if you didn't mind, and then all the other
donations have done it. They've been absolutely blown away by

(00:47):
all of the fundraising and they reckon that they had
like kids even handing over pocket money.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh, isn't that cutey cute? But also like it's not
a good way to spend your money.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Kids, Why they can go see the elephant?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
No invest it.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Wisely, I like the idea of them, all these little
kids lining up here. Here, little missou lady, you can
take my money. I've been saving all of my pocket
money and then some big fat cat walks in with
a million dollar.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Check out of my kids.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
So now we've got them. What else do we want?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Ah, there's a few things I'd like to bring to it.
I wouldn't mind. Can we get our money together and
get the Grand Prix back in Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Grand Prix it's great.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I know it's great, but I think we need to
let it go because I feel like every time we
talk about the Grand Prix at Pumps Melbourne, Victoria.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Up, No, they do it crap stuff so much better.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
There was that talk of getting the Hollywood sign or
a Hollywood sign like ours up in.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
The hills like Adelaide. Would you like something like that
with a couple of.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Minute like just lofty, Yes, yeah, near the Lofty sign. Yeah.
I mean I like something I can enjoy more. I'm
rarely up that lofty to have looking at anything.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Up that way. So I would like sizzler back, please.
I want cheese, bread, yes, pass the bar.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
The pumpkin suit and or you can eat us screams
so good.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, Okay, we'll get the We'll get the people of
Adelaide together and the ice cream and little shell cuts.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Could we do that?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Though?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
We could we fundraise to bring Sizzla back for one
night only.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Bring a restaurant franchise back.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, but you know there would because you can get
the cheese bread like you'd be able to do. We
should do the other like breakfast shows, sizzler like and
it's all our versions.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Of everybody's favorite.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
No, everyone's listening now, has a bit of cash in
their pocket, dig deep and let's bring wreak the cheese bread.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
And if any children are listening and don't want to
save the money yourself and you didn't get in time
for the elephants, we'll take your cash five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I would like to spend on a new phone for
my mother because she never seems to answer it.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I always call her and I always get that damn
answer and machine, Hi.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
It's Meke. He please leave a message.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Hi Mum.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's Father's Day on Sunday, and I didn't really have
any idea what to get Dad, so I've got a
little left field with my present and on air letter
in a lead up to Father's Day, I would like
to say thank you Dad. We are not overly emotive
beings you and I, but we are on the same page,
and even though you are a grumpy bastard, I still
love you. Happy Father's Day. And then the old boy

(03:23):
came into the studio to say thanks, well sort of
tell Allie what you said just before she walked back
in about your first impression of the notes I just
gave on you.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
I thought it was very sentimental, very lovely, but a
little bit like a eulogy.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
And the dad's just kept coming. We flew Amy's dad
Eric in for a surprise Father's Day reunion that was
nine years in the making.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Unfortunately, we told you that we couldn't get him over
here for Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, yeah, I know he's had balls.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah well, I'm really sorry, but we lied. Turn around,
he's here. Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Won't give you to a hug.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I'm overwhelmed, to be honest, I just want to meet
his grandkids and get to know them, and you know,
just know what we've been doing in the last so
many years.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Again, that's what you best. Have the most beautiful family
time together. All the very very best of luck. Eric,
Thank you so much for coming over. Pleasure. Thank you
once again for organizing and all happy fellows.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Thank you, But mothers weren't left out, or more to
the point, mothers in law.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Joanne needs our health.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Her mother in law has become an essential part of
the marriage, busting in at all times and just really
overstepping any boundaries that have been sent Karen from Elizabeth.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh, are you a mum in law that's actually been
doing this?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yes, and I'm mortified to think about it.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
That did you not think you've been making a mistake?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I thought I was very helpful, but now I'm realizing
I'm being a monster in.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Karen. If they change the locks on you, you are
more than welcome at my house. Shane got us all
thinking this week after his tindertails. We dove deep into
things that give us the ick.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Hey, I have five pages of it. I'll just read
a couple alright. Firstly, slow Walkers, ick movie, bloody Feet.
I'm not waiting behind to catch up with you girls.
They're like picnics ick.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
That one's hard. I don't know if I agree with
that one. Picnics and us. You don't want people that
wear crocs ick, people that send you messages but they
don't know how to use the correct your your or your.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Shane.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
You made me think of this men running while wearing
a backpack.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yes, it's a great one.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
You cannot do it and look good.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
What a bloody you know what won't give you the ick? Mom?
The Father's Day feast I'm cooking up on Sunday. We'll
see you then. Oh, by the way, don't forget you're
on dessert, bye mum.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Message received.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
All right, Tomorrow the Royal Adelaide show opens. We're going
to be there before anybody else.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Don't forget.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
You have your very last chance to get VIP tickets
and come on us tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Just before eight o'clock. Do you guys plan your.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Trip to the show like or do you just walk
in and devil make care?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
You just rock around wherever you want to go.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh, you've got to put a tiny bit of planning in,
not so much the order. I'm not spreadsheet, Ali Clark, No,
but you have to know. I want to hit side, Shali.
I want to hit the show bags. I want to
hit the cake making because I want to see the quilt.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
This is the.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Show for beginners. This is in fact, you are doing
the Royal Adelaide show with no children. That's what you're
doing right there.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, well, you have to feel you.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Have to factor in the peak time for the teacups,
the peak time for the clowns. You've got a factor
in the peak time for the baby animals. That's the
real big one, because you don't want to be trying
to get a stroller or small children through the BankSA
farmyard with all the baby animals anywhere between. I would
say considerably ten forty three and twelve.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Because then you start losing late in the morning.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Well yeah, no, because.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Then after lunch is when you go, or really early
in the morning, because that's when all the little babies
have to have this sleep.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, this isn't This doesn't sound fun. This sounds like
too much planning for me.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Mate, I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
And don't forget the baby chicks, and don't forget you
then got to go to the place with the free
stuff where you get to eat all the almonds.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I'm bang on with Allie.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
There.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
It is little about time. Because you go too late
to the free stuff, there's nothing left. So you need
to get there early with your tooth pick.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
And get it all on there.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Let's get it down.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Just open the wallet. Guys, go to the Country Cafe.
You know what scon bacon sell there CWA. That's actually
a pretty good guest, Shane. It is fifteen six and forty. Well,
you're amazing.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
How'd you get that?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
We're getting ready for the show.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I haven't listened to how excited everybody else is too.

Speaker 9 (07:53):
My name is Sonny and my favorite thing about the
Royal Wade Laid Show is like the Big Fairest Will
that goes like forever, like I love things.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
If you could improve the Ferrest Field, what would be.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
To let people go on it for free?

Speaker 9 (08:07):
Last year my favorite was the roller coaster like the
Little One, and it was pretty short, but it was
very fun. Probably the Ghost House right because it's scary
and it has actual people in it.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Or if you could design a ride, what would.

Speaker 9 (08:24):
Be Probably like this roller coaster that keeps going up
and then it goes down and you go into the
zombies mouth and then when you come out you're covered
in goo.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
If you could make a food for the show, what
would it be?

Speaker 9 (08:37):
A giant cinnamon donut twenty minus coller she goes giant donut.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
A gummy pop rock or bar.

Speaker 10 (08:45):
So it's like a gummy on the inside, but then
pop rocks on the outside.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
What's your favorite thing in the shop?

Speaker 7 (08:51):
My claster, cotton candy, a cloud of delicious fluff?

Speaker 11 (08:56):
Tell me about some don't have anything and some have
a lot of jams.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
If you were to make up the best show bag,
what would be in that?

Speaker 11 (09:08):
Corn chips and some tacos and some lollipots?

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Have you eaten potatoes on a stick?

Speaker 7 (09:17):
No day?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
What?

Speaker 7 (09:23):
All?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Right?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Time for some news? Alie Clark, all.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Right, amazing news.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Moms take a day off just like the teachers are.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Because guess what. Today's National Lazy Mom's Day.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
We have days for everything.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
And this one we damn well should say.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Here is a very special edition of me News that
we sell as we celebrate celebrity lazy mums. So Kristin Bell,
you know Frozen fame. She often posts on Insta and
at once aide she said she was feeling so lazy
she let the kids do their breakfast on Yeah, just
so you know, Kristen Bell's kids have French fries, tomato sauce,
cereal and a rice crispy bar.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I wouldn't mind it, to be honest, I know.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
So if you're bashing yourself up because you think that
your kid's not getting a good start today, think of
Kristen Bell. All right, let's go to Kate Hudson back
in October twenty seventeen. She's a mother of two, and
she was on American Cosmo and she was asked, what's
the laziest thing you have ever done? She answered, have
a sea section like a baby by cesarian section. Now,

(10:22):
even though I'm presuming her tongue was firmly in her cheek.
Everybody went crazy, and she's still copings and plate for it.
Lots of other sea section mums and foback. I don't
think that's really.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
What she meant.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's the easy way out, Isn't it even get me started?
He's so easy, guys.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
And then let's go to Jessica Simpson.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
In July of last year, she was labeled lazy because
she put up a series of photos from her family
holiday or vacation as they say, in Lake Austin, Texas
a bky. She was with Eric and her three kids, Maxwell,
Ace and Birdie, who were three. I mean pretty good names, yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yes, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
This photo of this three year old girl sitting on
dad's lab and she happens to have a dummy in
her mouth. There was so much criticism from people saying
that that was lazy parenting because the kid was too
old to have a dummy in it. They had to
shut down their accounts almost.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Wow, Yeah, traditionally accepted dummy ages.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Well, it's whatever you were comfortable and the child's comfortable with.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I know that there are some things where they say
you can't have it too late, or you shouldn't be
because a dentist stuff you'll stuck.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
For too Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah, you end up with like a sort of pointed
skinny mouth.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I haven't with Yeah, everybody's looking at each other's mouth.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I have a normal mouth.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Okay, let's get out of lazy mom day. I enjoyed
everybody whoa.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
How good has it been reuniting some of these dads
with their kids.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
It's been beautiful, right.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
It's been great. We obviously had them in the studio,
but I mean the Italian man, Oh.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
We know that everybody can't be with their dad, So
we'll be thinking of you on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
But in the meantime, let's listen to some of the.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Cutest little South Australians about what they love about their dad.

Speaker 9 (12:16):
My name's Steph. Been happy for others they dad. My
dad is the best because he's funny, amazing and unstoppable.
No matter what happens, he still does everything the way
he likes it. My name's Patrick and I love my
dad very much. He always makes me laugh. He loves
me very much. He trains me and that he helps

(12:37):
me with my homework.

Speaker 7 (12:39):
Happy fathers State Dad.

Speaker 12 (12:40):
He puts his family on top of his thoughts and
always like keepts us in his mind.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
He's hugged me and kissed me in front of.

Speaker 12 (12:47):
The schoolgate and then like squeeze me to death.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
I just want to shout out to my dad. Why
make it the year?

Speaker 10 (12:54):
My name is Ollie and I love your dad. He's
like always doing stuff for me whenever i'm but he
always supports me and makes me believe anything is possible.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
Does he embarrass you?

Speaker 9 (13:05):
He was dropping off at school and then he opens
the windows and then starts singing screaming the lyrics of
Welcome to the Jungle. My dad's take card to embarrass.

Speaker 10 (13:15):
Me randomly whenever I say, like the sun set's beautiful
or something. He just starts singing something that goes.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
Like so beautiful. He is really funny.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Can you remember his best joke?

Speaker 9 (13:26):
Why are celebrity is so cool? Because they have lots
of fans. My son asked me, can I eat the
cake and the fridge? I said sure, but the mandroom's
more comfortable.

Speaker 12 (13:37):
He does a really funny impersonation of Major Pain.

Speaker 7 (13:41):
It's just some TV show that we all love. Have
your father, said Dad.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
And it's a Friday, so she's in good morning. I'll
tell you what.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
I just go these days there already Friday's crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
What about the fact that tomorrow you're going to be
playing in the second AFLW Showdown.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
It's amazing. I'm so excited at NORD two thirty five.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
I think.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
I don't know if I'll be able to move, but
too about.

Speaker 8 (14:10):
So expecting a full house is going to be electric
down there, so looking forward to it.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Are you going to win?

Speaker 4 (14:16):
I hope that's the plan.

Speaker 7 (14:18):
Hope.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
So you don't go into a game thinking, oh, we're
going to lose.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
But they're very good.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
They are very very good.

Speaker 8 (14:23):
They are the best injuries though, yeah, well they're still
the best contested team in the league.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
They're still up the top, at least top three teams
in the league.

Speaker 8 (14:32):
So I always like to think, if you're going to
start your season, you might as well know where exactly
where you're at, so you might as well play the
best teams, and we do. We play Crows first, We've
got Brisbane the second game, so two really tough, tough
one stop in the season, but it's a great way
to know where you're really at.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
And whenever the blokes go out for Showdown, they go, oh,
is it going to be some niggles?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Is it going to be full on? But is it
like yeah, is that like that in the women's game.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Not really, there's not too much.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Don't have a big fat longker like Chad Corn's do you.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
No showdown legends?

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Sorry, no biffo like that.

Speaker 8 (15:07):
If I do run past Chelsea Randall, I might you
know particular ribs or something like that, and she'll know
it's me. You won't even have to look behind her,
So now'll be it'll be a really great game looking
to obviously get the win, and yeah, hopefully start the
season the right way.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Everyone. Every time a player moves clubs, we ask them
before they play that team oh, you know inside information,
Like you're a former Crow, you've got Ash Woodland now
Ash Saint, who is even more recent form of Crow.
Can you actually pry any information from players that have
just come over from that club?

Speaker 8 (15:42):
Not a lot, I mean, but all teams now play
a pretty similar style and they just keep developing, and
they've got different players that do individual different things.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
But honestly, it's.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
You both know what you're about to get, it's just
who executes it well. And Maddie Clark know him quite well,
so I know the kind of game style he likes
to play.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
And.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
It's been pretty successful.

Speaker 8 (16:08):
Cool of what you want, it's been at works, so
but they're looking forward to it. It's not I suppose
the first game was always going to be a little
strange for me to play against. I think now it's
it's the norm and probably be really strange for Ash.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
All right, well, can you stick around because I'm about
to do like an incredible feat of athleticism and I
feel like I've left my rund a little bit too late,
so I'm just gonna get your help, Okay.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
All right, Aaron Phillips is in with us now.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Aaron Phillips here, has not been an athletic endeavor that
I don't think you have ever conquered.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Like you've done them all.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
You've done basketball, You've done football, your arms and guns
and things that Max and Shane are jealous of.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
They want to have guns like I.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Really, we'll go to the gym for one.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
That's funny you say that.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
So I signed up I reckon a round about March
much to be the ambassador of Coast Trek. Now, Coast
Trek is this amazing walk that happens all the way
around the country and we're trying to raise funds. We're
supporting Heart Foundations this time around twenty k's.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
I have to walk, right?

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Should I have done any training beforehand? Or do you
think the adrenaline will get me through.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Adrenaline of walking?

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Ye?

Speaker 8 (17:21):
Good point, Matt, Well, how are you going to approach
this walk? Are you going to actually, like just stroll?
Are you going to give it something? Are you going
to really stiff legged and not, you know, not lift
both legs off the ground at once.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
The smart part.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Of me should think I should stroll and look around
and take in the beautiful Flurior Peninsula with my teammates.
But I know how competitive I am, and I'm going
to go like a cutcat right from the start and
then pull up. So about I don't know four k's
eve sixteen to go.

Speaker 8 (17:53):
Well, I think look, I think walking is a little
bit underrated.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Yeah, only case is a lot.

Speaker 8 (18:02):
Yes it is, and especially if I know you are
very competitive, So I know you're going to go out
really hard. Early you hit a wall, but then you'll
keep pushing through. But the next day I'm not I'm
not liking.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
What three blockies? Who land?

Speaker 4 (18:18):
I want to do extra stretch?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
How far away food land.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Thurna one three? Have you ever hurt yourself getting fit?

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Have you?

Speaker 3 (18:28):
I mean I guess you kind of hurt yourself and
push yourself to be a high performance athlete.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
But have you ever had any of those disasters? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I have.

Speaker 8 (18:35):
It's actually really embarrassing, probably one of the most embarrassing
moments of my life.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
I share that with us.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:41):
So I'm quite stocky, Okay, so, like you know, bit muscular.
I've got the Phillips jeans and I wanted to get
really flexible one preseason. This is back in the day
when I used to play basketball, and I went and
decided I'm going to do bitram yoga run because I
love the heat, and heat makes me nice and flexible

(19:01):
and I feel good and I'll sweat anyway.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
So I get to this yoga studio. All the nice music's.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
Playing, the candles burning, the incense smells beautiful. I get
my mat, put it down. Anyway, This seventy year old
woman puts up her mat next to me.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Great, awesome, but someone.

Speaker 8 (19:18):
To like, someone, you know, surely I'm not going to
look the most ridiculous in here.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Anyway.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
I start doing all these poses and this woman has
literally gone and she's literally putting her head legs behind
her ears like I don't know what that pose is called,
but that's anyway.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
I'm struggling out. Yes, I'm struggling with.

Speaker 8 (19:38):
The downward dog, and all of a sudden, ping goes
my hammi and in the silence of yoga and the
calm and spiritual you know.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Studio, it was please. I laid out her.

Speaker 8 (19:51):
Oh shit, and I lay down next to this and
this book.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
This lady looks and me and goes.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Are you okay?

Speaker 4 (20:04):
And I'm no, not really.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Come on, make us all feel better. When have you
got hurt or hurt yourself when you try to get fit.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
All right, well, it's good even that the fitness guy
that is Aaron Phillips, who's in with us being a Friday,
has hurt herself trying to get fit.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Nikki from teacher Gully, what did you do?

Speaker 13 (20:22):
I injured or I got persidas from a beer stein competition?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
A beer steine competition.

Speaker 13 (20:31):
Work, Hey guys, Hey guys, serious, that's a sport.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
It's a serious sport.

Speaker 7 (20:36):
Okay, it really is.

Speaker 13 (20:38):
No, you have to so well with a bunch of girls.
So Jamestown table tennis tournament with a German club, but
US girls weren't playing.

Speaker 7 (20:46):
So we were at the commercial.

Speaker 13 (20:47):
Pub and yeah, we just got the leader beer steins
and we filled them up with Bacardi and cod here.
But I did four minutes seventeen seconds, so I won.
But in the process so I had to have an
ultra sound of some quarter zone injections in my shoulder,
because yeah, shocking for situs. You are proud of that

(21:09):
sport injury.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Anyone can beat that. Thank you, Ricky, good luck with him.
Table tennis in the future of James Down.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Say out to the girls.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
It is the Ali Clark Breakfast Show.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
That was that you doing it.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
It was just trying to be.

Speaker 8 (21:25):
Trying to be Shane at the gym, trying to look
to Kilo Dumbells.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Shame you could do that, mate, That's like a subway
foot lock.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Aaron Phillips is in with us being a Friday, and
on thirteen one o two three, we're asking you when
did you hurt yourself getting fit? Because I've got a
big charity walk this afternoon. I'm feeling a little bit underdone.
Natalie of Northfield, what did you do?

Speaker 14 (21:50):
Hello? Well, mine gave a little bit further back. But
I joined the gym and I'd actually lost half my
body weight, so I was trying to drink and myself good,
and I thought I would do the you know, the
ropes that you get in your arms, and you got
to like really yeah that I don't even know what
are called. So I did them, did my shoulder and

(22:11):
hadn't quit the gym within the first week. Two surgeries later,
and then we then decided we would sell up and
go traveling. So still the shoulders still not one hundred percent,
and I thought, oh, let's go paddle boarding. That would
be great, but I didn't want to spend all the
money on this paddle board, so I thought, let's save
money and get a second hand one. And yet yet
that's all good. And I didn't even get on the

(22:33):
paddle board. I just got it ready and I went
to bend down to put my arm out and I
tore my whole rotator come And so I wish I
had this great story that actually got on the paddle board,
which I actually did with my buster's shoulder. I sent,
you know what, I'm going to do it, and I
did it, and then I went for by four in
the next day and went, something's not right with this.
I'm really imported, and so our travels had to be

(22:56):
stopped and turned around. Had come to Adelaide and have
major surgery. And seven months later, I'm still dealing with
mystudio and shoulder.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Wow, keep away from the army ropes people.

Speaker 14 (23:07):
Yeah, my girlfriend says, you're not young, likely.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Used to be.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, I know, all right, you hanging there, Kirsty of open.
When did you hurt yourself trying to get fit?

Speaker 6 (23:18):
I decided in my wisdom that I would enter the
city to Bay Fun Run and it was you know,
twenty years ago. Who would have thought I'd be quite
fit never run in my life, I thought, you know whatever.
I wanted to beat my boyfriend at the time, just
to make a point. So I went in it and
I actually did beat him. Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you.

(23:39):
But halfway through I actually met this really hot guy
and my second half was way better than my first
half because I was determined to stick with this float
because he was talking to me. So I actually ended
up picking this guy up and dumping the boyfriend, and
so it was like a double whammy for him. Not
only did I beat him, but I upgraded so but

(24:03):
I was I was on a high for the rest
of the day. You know, run around, I think I
was great. I won't see my time because I can't
remember it, and it was terrible. It didn't matter. But
the point is like I could not walk. I could
not move for ten days after I went in a
double story, double story building. I literally looked like I've
been riding a horse. I don't know. I could not

(24:26):
everything hurt, my eyeballs hurt everything.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Kirsty, could you not walk because of the twelve k's
you'd run or because of the flow you picked up
on the way.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
It sounded like a fun.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
That was the only fun part about it. Nothing is
fun about running for people at home.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
All right, I'm with you, Kersey, Thank you all right, Aaron.
Well look hopefully this showdown tomorrow at Norwood will be
completely injury free for everybody. I wish you good luck,
but not the rest of your team made the Adelaide
Crows witness.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
You can the power good luck for your walk.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Oh my god, it's going to You'll see me down
on the sideline.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Won't even get up the stance.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I'll just be to.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
I won't be able to get up off the seat.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Crost bench halfway through and it's going to be Chelsea's
going to be standing.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Let me get off.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Really really hep hep heep heeps really heps.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Good, Yes, it's really good. Bus all right.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
This is where we give you ideas of different things
around your town and people who are doing great things. Now, guys,
have you ever heard of the Restless Dance Theater Company?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Restless Dance Theater.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
They are amazing.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
They are the country's leading inclusive dance theater company and
they come from South Australia. Now, when I say inclusive,
it means that They have people in their dance company
that have disabilities.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
For of their members have down syndrome.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
But it's able bodied is people with disabilities and they
work together. They are unbelieve And right now I can
tell you this incredible dance theater group from Adelaide is
performing at the Sydney Opera House.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
No kid, Yeah, how cool is that.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
That's even above the Festival Center.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
It is it's the Opera House.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
It is so good and everybody at this dance theater
has worked so very hard. Massive shout out to Michelle Ryan,
who was a dancer and she ended up with multiple
sclerosis and she is their choreographer and she is in
a wheelchair now, but she is one of the most
incredible women.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
I have ever ever met.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
These performers are beautiful and the good news is they're
going to be touring back here in South Australia.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
So rest assured.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
OH will be.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Telling you when they are here because they are just phenomenal,
absolutely phenomenal. So there you go, Restless Dance Theater. You
can even get onto YouTube and see some of their stuff.
Now it's brilliant.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
That sounds deep good, Yeah it does. I'm going to
the show and I mean we all go to the show.
We all know how good it is. Yeah, Okay, some
of the things that if you're the person that goes
to show and you're like, I'm just gonna go on
the rides or I'm going for the showbags, I know
what I'm there for, just branch out a bit over
the next week and a half when you are there,
because some of the competitions in those halls, I just

(27:22):
have to be seen to be believed. Of course, you
got the cake making, which is worth looking at in itself,
because God, they're good. They are starting at what they do.
But you've got we can get more niche. There's ten
categories of best honey, different types of honey, seven classes
like a lot of animal competitions of course, seven different
classes of snakes, five lizard classes to see who has

(27:43):
the best snake and lizard yep, thirty six breeds of
guinea pigs will be judged. Yeah, yeah, yeah, four hundred
and eighty classes of hand crafts.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Well, I just like the one where they do the
fruit displays. I know I bang on about this all
the time, but that is my pet thing, and I
don't think there's enough of them.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
There will be fruit South Australia's best fruit will be
on show. And then if you need to get outdoors,
you can watch mascot racing and lawn mule racing. All right,
so there's a little bit of something for and I
mean everyone, everyone at the show and I reckon, that's
he's good, all right.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
I want to talk about mayonnaise.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
Yeah, you do, because I was in the shops the
other day looking through the mayonnaise. So many mayonnaises, by
the way, when you go on by shampoo.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
I find it overwhelming much. Do you know the other
one that really gets me toothpaste?

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Yeah, lot tooth has so.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Many toothpastes and all of the colors in.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Them, and oh my god, that's a plural of mayonnaise.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
May and I may I tell you about some mayonnaise
because this is the most amazing mayonnaise I've ever had
because it was mayonnaise, but it also had truffles in it.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Truck mayonnaise. How much are we paying you?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Somebody's doing well.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
It was just a generic Master Frood's brain, but it
was delicious, like and what I don't even know what
a truffle is. Well, I know it's underground. Picksnif it out,
But I don't know what it's made of.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
It's so expensive.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
What's a mushroom made like a fungus? Isn't it's something
that grows in the.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
A topical conversation at the moment the fungus anyway, Master
foods mayonnaise with truffles in it, get it?

Speaker 4 (29:19):
It will change like put on chips.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
That is what I call nice.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
I mean, I do love where we go with this segment.
We've gone from an amazing inclusive dance perform.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
All the way toise truffle mayonnaise. If you don't mind this.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Afternoon, I am going to be doing a very very
very long.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Walk as part of Coast Trek. Do you go? It's
not too late. You can come with me.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Oh that's okay. I've seen the amount of like bananas
and energy fuel you're eating.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Problems with my lutes.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Listening to all of this idiocy is the amazing Tara Bad.
She is also walking with a couple of teams. Good morning, Tara.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Morning now, Tara, how are your loots going?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Are you ready for these big walk?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Because you're actually doing it for a really important reason,
aren't you're doing a memory of your beautiful husband, Shane.

Speaker 15 (30:23):
I certainly am.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Yes, now he passed away from a heart attack. How
old was he when that happened.

Speaker 15 (30:29):
He was twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Oh, mate, that is so young, Tara.

Speaker 15 (30:34):
Yeah, he was fit and healthy and we had a
three months old baby boy, and life was just amazing.
And yeah, one night he went to bed and he
didn't wake up.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Oh, Tara, I can't even imagine getting your head around
the loss. But also when he's so fit and young
and healthy, to think that it could be a heart attack.

Speaker 15 (30:56):
Absolutely, Yeah, was certainly not something I think that I
ever imagined what happened to me, or my family or
anybody you know. You hear these stories and you think
they are just stories, but yeah, no, we had to
live through it.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Well, that's why we're all trying to raise money when
we go on this big walk for the Heart Foundation.
I don't know if you guys know much about Coast Trip,
but they do it all over the country. They've raised
forty five million dollars since it started way back when. Yeah,
they've got a few charity partners, the Fred Hollow's Foundation
and Beyond Blue, but it's the Heart Foundation that we're
really focusing on. And Tara, you're from Panola down in

(31:37):
the beautiful southeast. Do you have any idea what this
course is going to be like.

Speaker 15 (31:43):
A lot more hilly than what it is around here,
that's for sure.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
But No.

Speaker 15 (31:49):
I was able to get up to the Flurio earlier
in the year and so was able to sort of
do a bit of a scope out of the course. Yeah,
we are really excited and really looking forward to Friday.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Got two amazing teams. So all right, well, I'm glad,
you know, because I've got no idea what to expect.
I mean, I kind of know the Flura area, but
I'm not sure about this trick. So how did you
go with the training program that they organized?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Did you do it pretty well?

Speaker 15 (32:19):
We've we've had a group chat going the whole way
and the one that has been showing us all up
is my amazing mum who is doing the walk with us,
and she has absolutely smashed the rest of us in
the training program.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Tara, these walks a few different charities, doing this is
obviously the big one you're doing. Do people get competitive?
I know we're there for a reason. I know we're
there to raise money. But like Tara, if you're walking
with them and it gets to about a ka to go,
is she just going to put the foot down and
make sure she finishes in front of you?

Speaker 4 (32:54):
I'm very like, well, yes, oh, I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I'm going to be seeing you on the starting line too.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
You worry.

Speaker 15 (33:00):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
The only problem is that we also had a WhatsApp
group with our little crew.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
And none of us have done any training. You might
have to carry us across the line.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Tara all groggy, All right, Well, look, the fundraising goal
for this event is four hundred thousand dollars. We're currently
at three hundred and fourteen thousand dollars for all of
our groups. So look, if you want to donate to
my team, we're called Ali's Crewe.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
You can find us on costrip.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
But most importantly, why don't you support Tara and her
team and just explain why it's called celebrating forty Shamee Tara.

Speaker 15 (33:35):
So last Shame would have turned forty last week. Yeah,
so we are doing this in celebration of his fortieth birthday.
We did a big fundraiser in Panola for his thirtieth,
and so this has been our contribution to the Heart
Foundation for his fortieth to keep in line with celebrating

(33:59):
those mile stones for him.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Well, let's focus everything on Tara and a team celebrating
forty Shane. If you think you can just even it
doesn't matter how small, how large, or anything like that,
if you can just donate, because the Heart Foundation does
incredible work. And you know, like you said, Tara, a fit, young,
healthy man of twenty seven years of age, you just
wouldn't expect a heart attack to take his life.

Speaker 15 (34:21):
No, no, not at all. And through this training program,
Shane's sister is actually uncovered some symptoms and got herself
off to.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
Get checked and.

Speaker 15 (34:36):
Has had to pull out of our team. But we've
been able to replace her with a lovely friend of
hers and she'll be in our support crew. So it
can happen to anybody, and it's just being aware of
the science and symptoms to get things checked out.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Oh wow, how amazing for your team.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
All right, Tara, Well, I'll see you on the start line,
I reckon by the time to the finish line, yeah,
we might not see You'll be well ahead and probably
in the pub congratulating itself. We're still going, Tara, all
of our love and certainly for our team will be
walking and thinking of Shane as well.

Speaker 15 (35:13):
Thank you very much,
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