FULL SHOW 328: "MIX 102.SCREAM'S GREAT PUMPKIN GIVEAWAY"

Today, on the Ali Clarke Breakfast Show:

• Happy Halloween! It's Pumpkin Giveaway Day! Max and Cosi from South Aussie with Cosi are headed out to give away 102 free pumpkins!! Max isn't so amused to be in a pumpkin get-up
• Mouse embryos have been grown in the Meer Space Station - we chat to Brad Tucker (astrophysicist) about the possibility of making human babies in space...How would it work???
• Whilst Max was out for a few days due to his knee surgery, his mother loved taking care of him. We ask our callers, "What does your mum still do for you even when you're an adult?"
• Parent of The Era - We are looking for parents who would do ANYTHING to win them and their child a pair of tickets to Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. Today, we met Meegan, who said she'd shave her whole head to be in the running for tickets. We check in on yesterday's finalist, Luke, who got his butt tattooed. 
• E-News: Con The Fruiterer makes an e-news appearance ahead of our Great Pumpkin Giveaway to give Max some advice / A.I. Heidi Klum sends a message to Max Burford
• Last night, Ali found her husband Matt just sitting on the toilet with his pants on, what was he doing???

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey there, it's Ali Clark here. Hell old Shane Lowe
as well. Max Beverd's not here because he's still coming
back from giving away pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah, it's a very noisy, inflatable seed he's got.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
By the way, make sure you get on a social
because I know how much he loves that costume.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Have you noticed that every time we generally cross to
him he would say things like I don't like how
I look, and I don't like my costume and all
that sort of stuff. I have noticed that, So we
think we should get him looking outwards a little.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Bit more instead of in the mirror.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
He already is. I know that he listens back with
this just before he does ten years. First, he is
a beautiful, beautiful man, but he wears the ugliest clothes.
I'm like, what are you looking at it? Always looking
at his face, isn't he Yeah, he's not looking at
his body. Isn't that the irony? Isn't this some kind
of irony?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Wearing ugly things because they make you look good?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I don't know, they make you look better, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I know nothing about that because there's never point a
point in my life where I've.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Looked in the room and got jeezu's looking good. I
was like, oh god, I can't go.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
All of a sudden, though it makes completely good sense
by michaelothes look great, it's so ugly. I enjoyed the day.
Whatever you're doing and have, I don't know, do whatever
you want with this podcast, listen to it.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Probably that's the only thing you can do with it.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
So soundtrack there goes to taste Swift in his blank space.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, and we're focusing in on the space word because
guys cu music saies in space. Actually, when I put
my three kids out, that music didn't play, but it

(01:42):
would have been so much cool. This is the story
that apparently mouse embryos have been grown on the International
Space Station. They reckon that this indicates it could be
mean that we could actually reproduce up in space. And
I quote it clearly demonstrated that gravity had no significant.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Effect the birthing of.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Having the babies. But then of course I wanted to
go to the what about gravity having effect on the
making babies in space?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I reckon it's it would be terrible, terrible.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh, come on, anyone that has tried to get skinny
jeans off in a hurry, would think, mate, no gravity
on these babies would.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Help you reckon that it's gonna be easy to get
skinny jeans off when you're floating around, like running into
the walls and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh, there's only one person we can ever go to
when it is our space stuff and it is our
mixed space guy, Brad Tucker, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
How's it going?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, so babies in space, we're all excited about it. Sure,
it's down the track, but can we get to the
baby making in space? Because I reckon it would be better.
Ma's not so sure.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
I think it'd be difficult, to be honest. As an example,
do you know how you have the procedure for CPR
in space? You can think about CPR, right, you have
to have pushing up and down on.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
You never thought about this?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Yes, yeah, so they actually have a procedure for that.
And what you do is you essentially put your feet
on the top of the space station and then pushed down.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
What sorry, that sounds like a normal Winstern out right, guys. Yeah,
I had never even thought about having to do all this.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
You double type because I mean, it's a different action,
but there's also similar aspects of the action, Allison.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
So then bred on that we're not going to be
having babies and space anytime soon.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Right, No, look that this is not a near near
soon problem. What they're really thinking about is those longer terms.
You know, everyone talks about going to Mars and stuff
like that. At some level you're going to have some
sort of reproduction people think happen in the coming years decades,

(03:53):
so to speak. And so, yes, the question is how
does everything develop? And obviously there's a lot more cussing
and experimenting to do. But as you said, so far
they found that gravity seem to not affect the development
of the embryo. Obviously we know gravity sexy human body
of what's it's in the space in a lot of
different ways. So that was kind of like the first
question is can the embryo even kind of survive and

(04:18):
become viable? And then secondly, also the radiation aspect. There's
a lot of radiation even around the International Space Station.
So do the radiation change or damage the cells and
the embryo? And it appears with those two cases the answers.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, does radiation make things get bigger?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
I can see your mind ticking over the heir.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
All right, Brad Tugers. Look, these guys know that I
am an absolute mont even bringing great inventions to the show.
What I'm hearing from you is that I have about
two decades to come up with a special harness.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
And or technique.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, okay, all right, I'll take it to the drawing board,
Brad tug And. Please, I'd ever feel like we've diminished
your incredible knowledge by getting you on our show, But
we love you every single time you two come on.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
We're trying to keep it entertaining. And look, someone has
to do the research in the hard yard.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, back to the.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Research b.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Again soon. Yeah, Mazzy, are you ready for Halloweens? Not
with your little people? I mean you were just saying
in the news that we're spending more than ever on it.
Oh well I'm a bit savvy, so I'm not spending
anymore on it. We've just gone back to the box
and went through it last night. Trinity wants to go
as the tooth fairy of all things. Oh God, really,
did you got wings? Because my littless one wants to

(05:30):
go as an angel. Oh I've got lots of wings.
I've got beetles wings, I've got fairy wings. I've got
wings for everything.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
You haven't spent any money, does that mean you got
Are you guys handing out like cruskets to the kids
that come to the door.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
No, I'm not handing out any I'm just going anticipating.
I think Mazzie and I might be what we call
Halloween grinches because we're going to be well, I'm certainly
going to be divided across the city with three different
kids that want to go, with three different groups of
maids to be able to do this, so there's no
one going to be at home base. So normally I

(06:05):
just put some lollies on the front step. Oh, you're
so good, because I don't even do that, Sally, we're
not trigger treating this year. Well, the good news is
that you can definitely cut down and because on the
cost because we are mixed one or two point scream
today Yes with his greatest pumpkin giveaway ever and Cozy
from South I with Cozy went to his first pumpkins

(06:26):
supply but they weren't available, so he had a second one.
And we have to thank Christiram AMJ Produce for supplying
all these pumpkins. So Max is going to be on
the streets with the awesome Cozi. We are heading Modbury ways,
So if you're out there, they'll be on the streets
and giving them away from seven thirty. We'll give you
the exact details at seven o'clock. All right, But in
the meantime, Assi Shane's wrote us an ad I have

(06:47):
I mean, I'm not that I think we need to
advertise because this is just going to be the pumpkins
that give themselves away.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Well, because he said this is the biggest pumpkin giveaway
ever ever, But it's not how I remember it. I
remember going to see the Pumpkin Cowboy every time I
wanted to get my pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
They would have amazing sales down there with the pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
You don't what about the pumpkin Remember listen the Pumpkin Cowboy,
get eggs the Pumpkin Cowboy, and we've got the biggest
pumpkin clearance sale ever.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
We are over stuffed in pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
That's Eddie's fault.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
So we've squashed out pumpkin prices. One hundred percent of
all pumpkins, indoor pumpkins, outdoor pumpkins, travel pumpkins, pumpkins for
the car, pumpkins with a caravan, a barth throom pumpkin,
a workout pumpkin, and they easily store straight underneath your bed.
How about a pumpkin free get well see message. That's
nice Mother's Day pumpkins, sorry about your dead dog. Pumpkins.

(07:40):
It's pompkins, pipkins, pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Only the pumpkin Cowboy.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Warehouse only until high noon.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
And remember life is like a box of pumpkins.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
You grow up fat, you're inside there all gross, and
you end up as come post.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Cowboy. Oh yeah, in the bathroom from Can you guys
help because I heard something so sweet yesterday that it
was so saccherin and gorgeous that I just wondered if
anybody else was out there going through it. So right now,
can you please get on the phone on thirteen one
oh two three and tell me what your mom still

(08:15):
does for you. Because Max Burford, we do the podcast,
and we do a little bit of intro. You can
find anything you missed from the show. You can just
get to iHeartRadio and search for the Alley Club Brecky
Show podcast. And in that we were asking about your
knee and because you went and had a knee injury,
or no, you went't had a knee scrape operation, all
this sort of stuff. And then your beautiful wife, Eliza
was out of town on a conference. So she says,

(08:37):
I don't know why you keep pushing that little well
because every time I say, hey, you guys going, or
she was away, I'm going.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
She's upskilling. She's a business owner. I'm sure she's got
to make his million so I can retire.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh yeah, right, anyway, your mum, your beautiful mom, just
tell everybody what she did, because her darling heart boy
Max would have been alone at home for all of
about fifteen hours.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Yes, well, first of all, let me paint the picture
by saying, as a thirty one year old, if I
called my mother and said we need to move in
at home this week, she would say, okay.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
How long let's go?

Speaker 7 (09:10):
How long I have you for?

Speaker 4 (09:12):
So when I have an injury or an illness, she
is on the phone all the time, what can I
do for you?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
How can I help?

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Which is lovely and I'm very grateful.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
That she is.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Mom picked me up from the hospital. I think she
sort of expected it to be a little bit more,
you know, wheeled out in a bed. I don't know
where I.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Am photos within two minutes agoing undergoing, okay, your little
popper and your little sandwich, and.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
I was able to walk out of it, just ane
clean out. So I think she's probably a little bit
disappointed she didn't get to sort of cradle me into
the King could take me for mama. But yeah, we
got home and set me up on the couch. She
had my PlayStation in front of me, and that was
really all I needed. PlayStation and water bottle. I can
limp around and get my food and whatnot, but Mum had.
Then she pulls out like the coal's bag, the insulated cars. Oh,

(10:00):
I love it, And inside she's got she's been a
baker's delight in the morning, so she's got a fresh
loaf of bread.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
We don't even have bread in our house.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Crumpets I never have indicated the crumpets and my breakfasted
choice crumpets are in there, SCons, so fantastic. I've got
all of the carbs for days sort of. Then she
pulls out two apples. Don't know why too, but there
are two apples that were there, even though we have
apples in the fridge and a tub off unsalted macedamia nuts.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I mean, now, it's so.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Good, lovely, a great gesture. We've never been a macadamia
nut family. I don't know where it came from. She
had one and goes not even salted, not that good.
You can have them, though, but for people.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
For Shane and I with our parents not living into
state with us, you know, I can still if I
get sick, and I see it when my children get sick,
I switch straight into my mum and I do all
the things completely non scientific, non medically back that I
think flat lemonade, little jelly beans for the chemist. I
don't know why you can't buy just jelly beans from

(11:02):
the local supermargaret, but you've got to get the gluco
gels on your chemist, and you would make up a
bed for them. You'd put the rug on the couch,
you'd fold them in like a little burrito, and then
that would Yeah, right.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
And I was absolutely extremely appreciative of my mother.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I did.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
When it got sort of later in the day, I
have to say to her, you can pack up your
overnight bag. I don't think I need you to stay
here like I'm not on any of the hard drugs.
I'm on paracetamol. And she was like, yeah, sure, are
you sure?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
But when you're an adult, like I still look back
and I think I am a functioning adult at times,
functioning better than others. And I have three kids, you know,
I have my own job and everything else. Yeah, fly,
but my mum still does my tax really still helps
me with my banking and my tax like all of it. Like,
and I just I don't know what I'm going to

(11:53):
do without her.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
How do your returns usually go?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I know my mom knows. So if they name one, O, two, three,
what's that thing that your mom still does for you?
I absolutely love Georgina. She just says, look, my mom
still takes up my jeans.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
I have no idea how to do it.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Kylie from Freeling what's your mom still doing for you?

Speaker 8 (12:18):
I've got a bit of a long story, so hold on.
So I obviously live in Freelank, so it's always, you know,
one hundred and sixty dollars to get a return TAXI home.
So if we go into the city, I get dropped
off by.

Speaker 9 (12:31):
My mom and dad.

Speaker 8 (12:32):
Love my dad, love my mom. And they also dropped me,
so they you'll pick me up whenever, anytime of the
day or night. I sleep in the spare room there.
I've got all set up. In the morning, they give
me pandole, they get me breakfast, definitely crumpets, other way
to go.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yes, Kylie, this is how late or how early in
the morning? Have you ever called on them to do
this for you as an adult, a functioning adult.

Speaker 8 (13:03):
If I say three am, don't judge.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Oh my god, that's right in the middle. That's maybe
the worst time.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
It's not early enough to be waking it.

Speaker 8 (13:12):
I just want to know that the kids are home state. Honestly,
if I'm the same, if I was to call mom
and dad and say I need to move in, it
would be no questions asked.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh I love it, Carl. How old are you? Yes,
I'm thirty eight, picked up from town my mom? Please
tell me your gorgeous mom is like battling down Heinley
Street to get your in front of a whit.

Speaker 8 (13:37):
To be fair, my mom wouldn't drive. She hate driving
in the city. It's my dad that would drive. But
he's still coming to the car with Dad.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Yet.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh I love this Carly, Thank you so much. And
I'm feeling so warm, so warm and cuddle.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Which is talking about Ummy's boy Max Burfett.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
So ask you what your mom still does for your.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Very ash from Milicent goold more, Natasha, what always do?

Speaker 10 (14:03):
So guaranteed every single morning that I'm working, Mom still
rings me three o'clock in the morning on the dot
to wake me up.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh my god, Natasha, where do you work down southeast?

Speaker 10 (14:14):
So I'm a dairy farmer, so it's a matter of
very early mornings, long days. Plus I'm a mum of three,
so my days don't end.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
You're amazing. That is a lot.

Speaker 10 (14:29):
So it's exhausting. And then you're back up for work
at three o'clock and then yeah, usually thankfully home by
about ten in the morning. But then, like I said,
mum of three, and it keeps going through.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Have you considered an alarm clock?

Speaker 10 (14:45):
I have about four alarms set every morning, as they
are the most abusive alarms you could ever imagine.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
The mom still needs to check the euroupe.

Speaker 10 (14:59):
You, she says one of those things. Like mom said,
she's it's just that she feels better knowing that you know,
I'm definitely up. Like she said, you'd never wake up
for your alarms for school and even I'm twenty six now,
she's still just I.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Love and Natasha. I'd feel better asleep, but that's good
for her. Emily from Port Well Longer. Okay, so your
mum does a lot for you and your partner. What
sort of stuff does she do?

Speaker 11 (15:26):
Yeah, so she shout out to her. She's probably listening.
She will get up in the middle of winter and
put our clothes in the tumble dry, so they will
when we get up.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Emily, how old are you do?

Speaker 11 (15:40):
I'm twenty next year. My beloved partner is twenty one
in a few weeks.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
It's good, so good, I must have been Emily. I
do that with the little ones at the moment because
I know it's going to make it easier to get
them moving if they've got early sport. But man, I
swear I'm going to stop by the time they're teenagers.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
So yeah.

Speaker 11 (15:58):
She also in summer puts ice packs in our lunchboxes
and send us on.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Our mery Ray, Emily, you're an eight year old.

Speaker 11 (16:08):
What she does for my partner and I is nothing
compared to what.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
She does for my brother.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Oh you jewelling her.

Speaker 11 (16:15):
My brother's twenty six and moves out of home, so
she still packs his lunch for him, sends him on
his way with my dad. My dad and mother works
at the same place.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Lovingly, what's your mom's name, Emily.

Speaker 11 (16:32):
Cindy, Hi, Mama Cindy, you.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Sound like the best mum in the world. What a
ripper is? Absolutely all right? See you Later's.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
Fine to find out what's happening in the world of entertainment,
Ali Clark.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, because it is our great pumpkin giveaway, and after
the seven o'clock news, we'll tell you exactly where we're
going to be set up so you can come and
get your free pumps from Mix one or two point
Scream and Cozy from South was with Cozy. There is
only one celeb that you can go to for pumpkin advice. No,
not you, Max p Con that freighter. How are all

(17:11):
your girls? Con?

Speaker 12 (17:13):
Oh, it's beautiful. Ruler happy and the little gentleman Nick
and Rick the all world, they're all happy.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Although he lost his job as a.

Speaker 12 (17:21):
Bouncer at the local nightclub, unfortunately it wasn't doing too
good yet to grab people and throw them in.

Speaker 13 (17:31):
Anyway, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Hey, Con, can you perhaps just help us out and
give us a big spiel, just something that Max should
be saying to really get these pumpkins moving to sell
the pumpkins.

Speaker 12 (17:42):
Well, you know, I can't help but think of Max
bowling pumpkins down the.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Street, especially if it's crowded and looks and.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Get them out.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
Look it up, grab that pumpkin.

Speaker 12 (17:54):
It's a runaway and that way you get the people
involved and whoever grabs it, okay, jumping out of the way,
let's bold in with the pumpkins. I reckon it would
be a nice way to do it.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
A great idea, no see, I love it. Now. The
other thing that is also doing the rounds at the
moment is everybody getting dressed up for Halloween. Now we
all know, I think Kendall Jenna's been dressed up as
Marilyn Monroe and all that sort of stuff. But there
really is only one celebrity queen when it comes to
Halloween dressing up.

Speaker 13 (18:29):
Hi Elie Heidi clumb Here, supermodel, an unofficial queen of
Halloween dress up. I believe Max Burford is dressing up
as a pumpkin this year, just so you know, dressing
up in ridiculous outfits is my thing. You may be
prettier than me at this stage, but the costumes are mine.
Stay in your lane, Burford.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Ooh, you've got Heidi.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
She said your name, She said I was prettier than her.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Do you want to take that home?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
But later that was real, wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Sure? Is that the only bit you.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Heard out of that that you were prettier than her?

Speaker 4 (19:01):
When a Victoria's Secret model says that you're pretty in them,
you put that in your back pocket, don't you.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
All right, we'll get ready to see the very incredibly
pretty Max Burfort on the streets. Yes, he will be
dressed up as a giant pumpkin. After the news, we'll
tell you exactly where you need to go to get
a free pumpkin for the greatest ever pumpkin giveaway. Are
you ready everybody? It is time for the greatest pumpkin
give away ever. Yes, we've teamed up with Cozy from

(19:28):
South I was with Cozy to bring you the ultimate
Halloween treat. We're basically giving away one hundred and two
point three pumpkin time you hear it? All right? So
here's how it's going to it. Number one, we have
to thank Chris from AMJ produce, because these are the
team that supplied all the pumpkins and everything else. They're amazing.
They supply whole set of the hospitality sector, like your

(19:49):
restaurants and catering the hotel. So these pumpkins are the
ones that normally you would pay a gazillion dollars to
have someone else cooked for you.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Beg pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
You can take them home, cook them for yourself. All right.
So we're gonna send you out very very soon, Max,
But already the celebrities are getting all over this.

Speaker 14 (20:05):
Good morning, Ali Clark, Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins.
Here all the best with the great Pumpkin giveaway.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
Have a great d Max.

Speaker 14 (20:13):
I'm sure you'll look great in orange. And to all
your listeners, have a happy hallow.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
All right, So after seven thirty, if you want to
catch up and grab yourself a pumpkin cosio, Max will
be out at bay More Reserve, Modbury. Okay, that's just
up the road from ninety nine Bucks. If you're coming
on into town, so bay Moore Reserve, Modbury. We're not
sending you to a seedy part of town. Oh yes,
I can, okay, all right, all right, all right, Max,

(20:47):
you better get out of here. We're going to be
giving them away from seven thirty. Do you want some
music to buy yourself up? Max?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
I would like to be played out with something pumpkin related, preferably.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Have you got anything shame? The greatest pumpkin giveaway is
happening at seven point thirty bay More Reserve mod Brief.
You're coming in from that way, Come on in, come

(21:19):
and say hello and grab yourself. What are these amazing pumpkins?
So no more just throwing that away. I'd do anything
for my kids, No, no, no, no, yeah, if you
really want to take them to Taylor Swift with the
flights and the accommodation and stop there winging. This is
how you go about it, and basically, don't worry about
everybody's having a crack. You just get to mix one

(21:41):
of two three dot com DOTU. But then over the
week you guys will vote for who actually gets these
tickets and who is the parent of the era. And
now yesterday it was Luke putting his hand up well
with a bit of help from his wife. There are
at West Lakes and they're doing it for twelve year
old Gemma Luke. Good morning, morning, we're all right.

Speaker 15 (22:00):
Now.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Originally the whole thing was your wife turned to you
and said, hey, would you mind getting a tattoo on
your butt? Of Taylor Andravis Kelsey. The artwork was incredible,
but it was pretty big. You went through it yesterday.
How long were you and the tattoos? Well, not chare
because he had to lie down.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 9 (22:18):
It was a pop up tatoo station. It was just
over six and a half hours.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (22:24):
Now yeah, long time.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
I've seen the picture of this and it is amazing artwork.
But is it what you thought it would be?

Speaker 9 (22:33):
No, not at all, not at all. I thought, you know,
hour and a half, you.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Know, palm palm size tattoo.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
And then when they showed me the design, I was like, yeah,
that's pretty cool, that's pretty awesome.

Speaker 9 (22:41):
But then he goes, oh that's going to take all day.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
I'm like all day?

Speaker 9 (22:46):
Big Then, if it's going to be all day, it
was all day.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Well, and Luke, as I've been pointing out, you have
a perfectly normal, average size dairy air, so it's not
like they were doing something bigger to fit a canvas. Right,
that's right, No, that's right.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Now, that is good because around the side, so.

Speaker 9 (23:01):
It worked out well.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Okay, Well, the other thing that he's working out world,
I can tell you that Travis Kelsey, the man whose
face you have on your butt now forever, he is
breaking the internet because it has been spotted singing along
to this song, which of course is one of Taylor
Swift's massive hits. So at least they're still together, because

(23:23):
that was one of the things we're worried about, that
that break up before you got the tattoo finished.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
He had a bad game yesterday too, so yeah, I
thought they might have broken up.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Now, how's little twelve year old Gemma going with it?
And what does your wife really think?

Speaker 9 (23:38):
No, jar Jemmy was excited. She couldn't believe they went
through with it, but she was also eagerly to get
it done.

Speaker 16 (23:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
My other two daughters are saying, Dad, don't do it,
don't do it, and say no, Dad, do it Dad. Well,
you know, she's very excited. She's very excited, and I
think the other two have come around as well because
it looks so good.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, well I'll tell you why. You are now absolutely
up for it. So over the weekend, p people are
going to vote for the pairent of the era and
you are going to be a very tough act to follow, sir,
so well.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Done, thank you, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Good all right, No, I've got to do a massive
shout out to the crew. Wolf and Ren tattoo go
to They're at Peyton Roads and Peter's icon came in
and Will was in as well. Amazing job. But I
reckon the way that that got over the line in
that family. I reckon happens every single day right around
South Australia. Because this is when we spoke to Rachel
Luke's wife and said, mate, how did this all go down?

(24:30):
So Rachel, just explain what you offered to do to
be the parent of the Era.

Speaker 17 (24:34):
Well, I was going to put myself up, but I
thought I'd nominate my husband to get a tattoo of
Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
On his bum.

Speaker 17 (24:42):
And he said, okay, well I probably didn't get him
at the best time. It was sort of when we're
in bed and he was half asleeper. So would you
get a tattoo of Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift on
your bum?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
And here's oh yeah, yeah. The number of times I
have got stuff across Matt's desk because of that, like serious,
like that timing, The timing is absolutely everything. The next thing,
you know, like Matt's packing up all of his clothes
like his crow's clothes and giving them to me to
give to people. Like it's so good, you know when

(25:12):
and what have you got and convinced your partner to do?
We'd love to hear from you. And in the meantime,
just get to socials. You'll see this incredible work that
Luke's gone through for his kid to.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Get to Taylor.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
We're just asking what did your partner dob you in for?
After Rachel dobbed her beautiful husband Luke in for a
massive tattoo of Tyler Swip and Travis Kelce on his butt.
And you know, I did it when you should do it.
I think we all recognize when they're half asleep in bed.
Twenty from Woodcroft, what did your partner sign up for?

Speaker 9 (25:40):
Hello? Yeah, we emigrated twenty twenty odd years ago and
I was a bit lonely and homesick, and my husband
was working away on and off down at Roxby and
he bumped into a couple of people over a period
of time and said, all my wife's really lonely. Give
her a call, you know, she'd love to see you
and meet some new friends. So a few came round,

(26:01):
but one of them in particular was, yeah, it was
probably a worse state than me. So he sent around.
She phoned me up and had a coffee and by
the time she left, I think I was in a
more depressed state than ever and almost giving up the
wheel to live. And they did it another time. I said,
don't you ever dare do that to me again? Oh

(26:23):
I know, I felt really sorry for her, But she
bought a child with her as well, and I dropped
my kids off at school, the four of them to
their new school, and I'd come home and I was
really looking forward to, you know, having a chat and
getting to know probably you know, someone from England in
the same boat as me. But I can't really say
on the radio the things she was saying that she
was going to do, or she didn't go home, but

(26:45):
by the time she later probably of the same sort
of state she was. And then he came back from
Roxby Downs. He said how did it go? And I said,
don't you ever do that to me? You know, I'd
rather just get on with it and deal with the
deal with my sadness myself feeling now after twenty years. Yeah,
I love it. I love that from missing my mum,

(27:06):
who I'm going to see on Thursday, which will.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Be lovely beautiful.

Speaker 10 (27:10):
Yeah, I would love it.

Speaker 9 (27:11):
Best thing, best thing we other did great, great city, Adelaide,
chose the best place.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Excellent. Hey Wendy, travel safe and thank you for calling.
Thirteen one O two three. Come on, what did your
partners sign you up for? I'll tell you what. On Facebook,
lots of people signing up the partner to do forty
and netball, and I love to reason. My husband went
to a junior football meeting and came home the coach
in one of the teams and I said, oh, I've
also signed you up to help run the canteen. That's

(27:37):
so good. I'll tell you what. What did your partner
sign you up for?

Speaker 12 (27:41):
Jen?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
He signed me up for Pierd's and I fainted. Also,
abeers come to us, who says he signed me up
for a gym membership of Mother's Day. I got him
back on Father's Day. It's guiding from Fulham Guns. What
did your partner sign you up?

Speaker 16 (27:54):
For one hundred and forty thousand dollars mortgage. Well, basically,
it wasn't a mortgage, so I had no mortgage on
my house because it was my house when I met him,
and I was only with him for a couple of years.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
I wasn't even.

Speaker 16 (28:07):
Actually married to him, and he asked me to lend
the money on my house. Oh God, to this guy
he was working with and I didn't trust him from
day one, and I said to no, I don't want
to do this because I loved him. I signed the
papers saying yes, we'll do it, and I lent him
the money and he kept saying, oh, he's going to
get back. Six years later.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
And he died. Oh god, god, he so I'll keep
that light. Well we hey, I mean, all of a sudden,
Luke getting Travis Kelsey and Taylerswift on his bum doesn't
look such a bad thing. I'm sorry you went through that.
Nikki from taj Gully, What did your partner sign you
up for?

Speaker 11 (28:45):
I signed him up to be a stripper at my
best friend ten Night.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I got him.

Speaker 9 (28:53):
We hired the Jim Carrey mask out with the right
yellow suit with a green mark and jung he was
playing harmonica and.

Speaker 14 (29:03):
Juggling, and then.

Speaker 9 (29:06):
Leaders is the worst stripper ever. And then he took
all his clothes off and stripped down two way Elephant
truckeep Spring, and you can imagine what was in the trunk.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I'm sorry, I'm.

Speaker 16 (29:21):
Just loving you.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
No, I love your dear dear dear husband. I love
him thinking. You know what, I'm going to be a
stripper and I'm going to juggle.

Speaker 9 (29:32):
It was and it's on video.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I love that.

Speaker 12 (29:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (29:40):
Man.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Okay, Well, with that picture in our heads, let's get
to Massie in the newsroom, because then we officially get
to kick off the greatest pumpkin giveaway ever with Max
Burford down there at Baymore Reserve, Madri with Cozi from
South I with Cozzie, and let's get to it.

Speaker 15 (29:56):
Ah, we have the biggest potato giveaway ever. But now
it's time to go bigger. Literally, the Elli Clark Breakfast
Show is going to give you.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Pumpkin to talk about.

Speaker 15 (30:09):
The whole town's talking about it with the biggest pumpkin
giveaway ever.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Yeah, this is it.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Everybody downed our potato giveaway and it went off like
a frog in our socks. So we've come back on
Halloween or with the greatest pumpkin giveaway ever. Gotta thank
Chris in the AMJ Produce for supplying these pumpkins. He's
been amazing him and the team. They normally do wholesale
to all the hospits, so restaurants, catering, Adelaide Oval. Let's
sort of get so this is the pumpkin that are

(30:38):
coming out of those amazing restaurants we have in South
Australia with gazillions of dollars. Right, you can take this
pumpkin home with you right now, all right, So here's
where you gotta go. Bay More Reserve at Modbury and
Cozy from South Osy with Gouzzie's there. Hey mate, Oh,
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
If you're traveling along Northeast Road this morning, your day
has changed forever. We're out here at at the moment,
and I gotta say, guys, we're a bit apprehensive. Could
the Great Spud Giveaway be undone by the pumpkin giveaway?
And I think it has already. People are rocking up
before we even announced. People are dead key to get
their pumpkins. It is massive out here.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I love it all right. So you've got one hundred
and two point three pumpkins. Have you really got to
the bottom of what the point three pumpkin looks like?

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Look?

Speaker 7 (31:20):
And the point three is what I'm going to take
home to the kids to feed them tonight. But we
have heaps of pumpkins, hates of pumpkins. We've got even
the carving pumpkins. I came through with the goods, believe
it or not. You know those real fancy ones, yeah shots, yeah, yeah,
And I've got a heap from Loxton, those like button
up pumpkins. There's a pumpkin for everyone.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yay, all right, So there are pumpkins everywhere. This is
what you need to do. Get yourself. Go and find
Cozy with south Ozy with Cozy here has got the
big horble drive that you used to seeing. Our mixed
crew are there. Max Burfett will be there in a
pumpkin suit in the next couple of minutes, So go
and check it out, all right, So bay More Reserve
at Madrey, all right, cause we'll check in with you

(31:59):
very very soon.

Speaker 7 (32:00):
Max is now inflated, fully inflated. He's in the pumpkin suit. Mate.
How you're feeling? Is this the first time you've done
anything like this on Northeast Road at Modbury.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
I am fairly embarrassed. Causey to be honest, bud suit
I could deal with. This is very inflated. It's cutting
off all the circulation to all of my limbs and
I feel like I weigh six hundred kilos.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
It's not really, not really what I signed up to.

Speaker 7 (32:24):
The funny thing was Allie. You should have seen it
as his pumpkin suit was inflating. I could see his
pride deflating. It was an interesting moment. But mate, if
you are anywhere near Northeast Road, come and say gooday
At Modbury We've got like literally a heap of pumpkins
at the moment, it's going.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
To go off all right, Baymore Reserved just up the
road from ninety nine Bikes. Go and see Cozzy from
South Ausy with Cozy and Grumpken Burklet. Oh yeah, baby,
pump it up? Are you shame? What do you call
a lazy Halloween pumpkin? A slack o lantern. Let's cross

(33:02):
to where it is all happening for the greatest pumpkin giveaway.
But I'm good to you. I shouldn't sleep very well
last night because the potato giveaway none of you believed
in and it worked, and I'm just hoping the pumpkins
can fall through. So we're crossing a bay More Reserve.
Now Cozy was south was with cozies down there. So
is mash Burfen because you can still mash pumpkins, can't you?

(33:23):
All right? Boys, how's it going?

Speaker 8 (33:25):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (33:25):
It is absolutely jam packed down here Northeast Road. If
you're heading into the city, you're going to be able
to pull straight into Baymore Reserve. Julie is holding a
really cool, funky pumpkin.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
How is it?

Speaker 7 (33:35):
Bude, really good, really good, very lumpy. So you couldn't
have got in here fast enough. Why are you so
excited about a pumpkin?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Because I'm going to decorate it?

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Oh, greatly tell them what you said about my outfit.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Okay, so the outfit looks fantastic. It doesn't easy silk.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
I've been told I'm a sook by Julia is a
bit nice and pat Come out here because I can't
come to you because I'm it's just a massive pumpkin.
How are you feeling about your newly acquired pumpkin? Fantastic?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Butther up the best pumpkin out and free.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
What are you going to do with it?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
I'm either going to mash it or roast it.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Mash roast pumpkins. We're just making dreams come true out you.

Speaker 7 (34:17):
You should have seen next morning when I was driving
the South I was with cozy car out with hundreds
of pumpkins in the back of it. I just had
that fleeting moment where is if I went up the
back end of another car, all of these pumpkins would
consume my vehicle. But we're out here, we've survived it,
and MAXI people are rocking up. We've got kids rolling
in before school outfit stop.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
No, they are, they're thrilled. They've come. I don't know
to embarrass me. Yeah, all right, everybody turning up now,
go and see number one, go and check out. If
you can't get there to mod Bree, go and check
it all out on our socials and everybody else turning
up there. When you see Max, just call them a plumpkin.
Go back to the pumpkins, all right.

Speaker 7 (34:59):
Trying to move.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
So, yeah, it's a very easy costume.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
So yeah it is, mate, you should try wearing it.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
No, No, it's all yours.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
This morning, if you near bay More Reserve and Mobrey,
swing past it and get yourself a pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Mm hmm. Cozy from South Oy with Couse. He's down there,
as is our own mash Burford.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
How's it going, boys, Well, the guy's just rocked up
in a John Deere tractor and I wish I was joking.
I'm like, is that the guy that grew.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
The pumpkins.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
The lawns, but he's also equipped to take home every
single pumpkin if he wanted to.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
Absolutely, Look, it's going great, Max and I was just
talking about it is literally a great day to be
giving away pumpkins. Hundreds and hundreds of kilos are being
handed out here on Northeast Road, including a young lady
that's just dropped up from my hometown of Canina.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Hello, Halla, this is Tanya.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Tanya, what have you been doing overnight that's got you
all worked out to get a pumpkin this morning? I've
been working, you've been working overnight.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
What do you do support week?

Speaker 4 (35:51):
This?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I know Tanya is an angel. We've just been discussing
it all off air, and you have picked because we've
got two types of pumpkins here. We've got the sort
of the more butternutty mashy eaty one, but you've gone
the other way. You've got a decorated pumpkin for the
first time, Tanya. That's all right. Have you ever done
anything like this is the first time?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
And what is your plan? Because you were outlining it
to me before? Yep, So I'm working tonight. I'll take
it to my client and maybe do a stencil of
a cutout in the face and give it a go,
give it a calf.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Okay, see, Tan, you we're making dreams come true.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Bring another bloke right here, I think we bring over
our tractor. Mark. Mark has just got out of a
John De attractor. Mark.

Speaker 7 (36:30):
We're giving away pumpkins in the reserve here, mate, what
are you doing with the tractor?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I'm just going to cut this reserve at the back
of you.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Mate, get down the grass.

Speaker 7 (36:38):
What to make more roof for pumpkins?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Can you?

Speaker 7 (36:41):
Because you're working so hard this morning, you get to choose.
Do you want a decorating pumpkin or a butternut eating pumpkin?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
I because I'll give you a hundred bucks if you
open one of those pumpkins and then just go and
throw some seeds somewhere in that turf.

Speaker 7 (36:56):
Next year's give away a lot of.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
More reserve. Pick yourself up, pumpkin.

Speaker 9 (37:04):
Now.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I don't know if you'd ever go through this Shane
at all ever, because you live by yourself. But last
night something happened to me that I thought was just
a little bit weird and maybe a bit insulting. So
Matt got home really really late from training. I'd been
working late, but the kids are all fair. I've done
the lunches and a latta, but being a Monday, quite
often that's where we go through all the stuff that's

(37:24):
going to happen, like, for example, right tomorrow's Halloween and
trick or treating. This kid's gonna hear and this is
what we're wearing, and.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
This because that's how organized you are.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Well he's gone yep, yep, no worries and then just
sort of left the kitchen. The kids are watching TV,
and I couldn't find him for about fifteen minutes. So
I went down and I found him just sitting on
the toilet with his pants up, just sitting here doing
and he said, listen, I've had a big day. I

(37:55):
just needed some quiet time. And so he's generally sitting
there in his full adelaid crow's uniform on the toilet,
just like looking into space. I said, Okay, when you're ready,
you can come out, and then I'll get you with below.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I can syrelate every single party I ever go to.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I spend most of the time sitting on the toilet
with bot pants. Hey, Shane, what's a pumpkin's favorite sport?

Speaker 2 (38:16):
I don't know, Aley, what's a pumpkins favorite?

Speaker 7 (38:18):
Shut up?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
We are in the middle of the Great Pumpkin Giveaway.
We have got celebrities coming far and wide to get
on board with this, including or celebrities that kind of
look orange like pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yes, he's got a head like a pumpkin, that's for sure.

Speaker 18 (38:34):
This guy, Cassie Costella South r C Cassi.

Speaker 7 (38:38):
We love this guy.

Speaker 18 (38:40):
Got these pumpkins fantastic, did a great deal, complicated terrible
times in the pumpkin economy. And by the way, Trump University.
I could have got bigger pumpkins for much, much cheaper.
A lot of people are saying, COSSI terrible deal, pumpkins,
absolute disaster, worst deal in pumpkin history. Together, we will

(39:00):
make Halloween great again I'm number one.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
I don't know if he really is, and it's a
massive deal. We've got to say thank you to Chris
from AMJ Produce for supplying these pumpkins, causey you were
down there with mash Burf at a bay More Reserve. Mobray,
how are they going? Are they rolling out of the door?

Speaker 7 (39:17):
I guess we'll never before have so many South Australians
been so happy in one morning. And it's all thanks
to the humble pumpkin. Of course, it's Halloween today and
we're giving away hundreds of kilos and seriously, people are
loving it so far. The funniest person that's rocked up
is Hannah and her daughter Columbia. Now Colombia is going
for her like trial day to brand new school, Temple

(39:38):
Christian College, so she's looking at starting year seven there
and she's rocking up with a pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Now, if you just do.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
When your child out of school and you're rocking up
with the pumpkin, you're probably gonna go to the prom
by yourself in year twelve. So I said to leave
it in the car. I know you're excited, but leave
it in the car till you get home. We've had Tanya,
Lily Beck, Mark, Julie at pat Rosemary, all these people
rocking up. There's about half a dozen kids here at
the moment lined up to get their pumpkins. It really
is a hoop.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
I love it. Well, we're looking at it all unfolded
on instances and get onto our socials. We'll come back
to you in a little while. But in a mean time,
it's really really easy to pull in. If you're coming
up Northeast Road there, you'll go just up from ninety
nine bikes and then you can just pull straight into
bay More Reserve and get yourself pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Alrighty, well, coming up next on the show, of course, parents,
we're giving me the chance to be parent of the era.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, that's right, because parents always say, well, I'll do
anything for my kids. Well, we are putting that to
the test now. Yesterday we had Luke from West Lakes
saying I would do anything to get some Taylor Swift
tickets for my twelve year old daughter Jemma, and anything
ended up being a giant, and I mean giant tattoo
of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey on his butchet.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
It's huge it's huge. It's like a six hour job yesterday.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
If he like, if they break up, I don't want
to say when, because I don't want Swift. He's angry
at me. But if they generally break up, he's going
to have to put like a massive pumpkin over over
his face or something. Today. Anyway, next we are going
to meet Meghan from Enfield and she is going to
let me do something to her that I would never
let anyone do to myself. Okay, So here's the deal.

(41:10):
We've been getting people to get to mix one or
two to three dot com dot au and tell us
what they would do to become the parent of the
era so they can get themselves or their child, whoever
it is. They're a little swifty over to see Taylor
Swift with all the flights and accommodation. So you've all
been really busy doing that, and Megan from Enfield did
the same. Now, Good morning Megan, Good morning okay, who well,

(41:30):
I know who the Swift is because she's walked in
carrying a flayer. Good morning to eleven year old Olivia. Hi,
good morning, sweetheart? How are you now? Now? Also with
us is Zach Hi Zach? How are you excellent? And husband,
Mick goode?

Speaker 7 (41:46):
Mate, how are you hello?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I'm good too, Okay, now I'm well, thank you excellent.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Now do you want to tell everybody? Meghan from Enfield
what you said you would do to become parent of
the Era? I said I would let you shave my
hair off. How are we feeling about this? Mick?

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Look, I mean I said to her, of course the
decision is hearst, but I just didn't want them to
be too disappointed if they didn't win.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Well that's about it.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Really, because this is it, guys, This is it. Because
what will happen is once we get all of our
parents of the eras lined up, it's going to go
to a public boat. And so you might do all
this and not actually get the tickets. So then I've
gone to rally the family and friends and get them
on their vote. It is all right? Can you do me?
I just take your ponytail out because I've got to
say it's all tucked up. Oh wow, your hair goes

(42:33):
halfway down your back almost almost. How long has it
been since you've had a haircut?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Probably year and.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
A half to two years.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
And what's the shortest you've ever had your hair before.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
I've done the back, but you've never you've never you've
never gone the snead O'Connor. No, okay, what do you do?
Like obviously your mum? What else do you do with
your life?

Speaker 4 (42:57):
I deliver meals too elderly and disabled.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
This is going to be great. You are going to
have to tell this story to so many people when
you were okay, all right, Olivia, how are you feeling?
Are you going to be What are you going to
do if mum actually goes through this for you? Maybe
big hug? Yeah, okay, all right, beautiful? All right, Well
I'm coming over. Are we ready?

Speaker 12 (43:21):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Okay? Now? Also, we've got the amazing Tara from ORB here.
How are you doing now? She is a professional one,
can you see? Maybe get Megan all sorted and set
up over there?

Speaker 7 (43:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Okay? And Tara was just telling me that normally I
shouldn't go at this with like a full on clipper
straight through there.

Speaker 19 (43:40):
Advice with tar're actually going to do this, give it
a brush. I'll start from the bottom like I do
with my kids. Thank you, beautiful, It is seriously long.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Are you sure you want this to happen? You's got
enough hair for the both of us. Oh, look along
your head, hey, Olivia? Can we cut your hair?

Speaker 4 (44:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
All right, so it's rushed. Okay, So I'm just going
to grab some scissors and just cut a bit off
to get it loose.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
I'm not that whole big bit.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
Are you ready?

Speaker 15 (44:14):
Yep?

Speaker 8 (44:15):
Really?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Are you ready? Okay? I'm cutting it. I'm cutting it.
It's about thirty entimeters and it's coming off.

Speaker 8 (44:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Look okay, I'm gonna.

Speaker 12 (44:28):
Shot it to you.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
You ready?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
That's a good haircut.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
So Atara, I have cut about thirty centimeters of hair off.
Now can I just shave that little bit in there?
Just to start with you? Do you want to take
it off all over? Keep hat yaking going?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Okay, hacking? Do we want to get a professional Alie Clark?

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Or we have?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Are you sure? Well? No, we can't go back now?
Does I think it will look worse if I leave
it now? Hey, Mick, how are you feeling seeing me
do this to your beautiful wife, the mother of your children,
to her hair.

Speaker 7 (45:05):
It'll be fine, I'm sure she she'll probably suit the head,
the hairstyle.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Look at it and grove back.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Oh and you've got beautiful colors and highlights off your
out of there.

Speaker 15 (45:16):
That's all good.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
All right, okay, just one side of your shl.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
We get the professional to do it.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Section radio. Any moment, this is going to be my okay,
so here we go.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Now we're talking.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
So now do I just put it against the scale?

Speaker 7 (45:32):
All right?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Here we go too close to the scalp.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Here we go. Not the eyebrows right now, pass on
the eyebrows. Look, it's just this is quite therapeutic for me.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
If you just joined into the show. Alie started a
hairdressing company.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
All right, well hand look with that, you look fantastic.
Well the ear is I can see is that the
first time you've seen your here for about a year
and a half. Probably heat it over to Tara from
ORB so you can actually do it? All right? How
are we now feeling? No one's crying. Everybody's all good.
We've still got thumbs up from some What are you
going to do when your mom has to drop your

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guys at school with no hair? It's it going to
be okay? Yes? Oh no, no, says Zach. You have
to part two blocks from the high all right. Well,
they had the amazing Tara from ORB keep going with
this because she is the professional. But I am so
impressed with you. We'll cross back in a little while.
I'll tell you what you are putting up a very

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very good fight to be parent at the era, to
get your little one off to see Taylor switch Today.

Speaker 6 (46:38):
It is our greatest pumpkin giveaway evers.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Yeah, it's happening a bay More Reserve at Madrey on
mixed one or two point scream today. Cozy in South
was Cozy is down there with Mash Burford. We thought
it couldn't get bigger than the Great Potato Giveaway? But
has it? How are you boys going?

Speaker 4 (46:59):
It's guys, We actually do still have a few pumpkins
to go though. If you are around here, please drop by.
We have I mean all sorts swinging by today because
first of all, okay, I've.

Speaker 7 (47:10):
Got Shannon here. Now, Shannon works at Optus. There's like
hundreds of people that she works with, and she's totally
decked out for Halloween. So she's dressed as what evil
too fairy run people through your outfit.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
So I'm in black lace, which is quite aggressive.

Speaker 20 (47:26):
I've got blood everywhere, and I've got some teeth that
I've ripped out.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
They're attached to my neck and my face, and I've
got some extra teeth in the car with my wand
and now you've got too pumpkre.

Speaker 20 (47:39):
So excited, so random, but also amazing and very healthy
in comparison to the normal Halloween treats.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
So thank you, well done, and it really completes a Look,
I've got Kate and eleven year old son Raffi. Here, Raffi,
what have you managed to pick up for yourself this morning?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
One h of beige orange pumpkins and pumpkin?

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Okay, what are you gonna do with this pumpkin with?
Obviously Rafi's thrilled with it.

Speaker 16 (48:07):
I think we'll make pumpkin soup, or maybe we'll cut
it out and turn it into a lambtern.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Can you tell me, Rafi? Can you just run at
home what you were about to do today? You're about
to go to school, but then you've got something very
important after school, which I think a lot of school
kids would be very thrilled to be able to do.
I've got robotics, well, Schumo, robots that battle each other.

Speaker 7 (48:28):
Oh my god, my kids are breeding guinea pigs.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Yeah, and we've got robots over here, robots and pumpkins
and dental brides and everything going on out here. Guys,
please swing by, grab yourself up of the action. You've
got about a third to go, guys.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
So if anyone's cruising along Northeast Road at Modbury, just
pull in. We'll load you up with pumpkins and then
we'll get you on your way. Happy Halloween.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Alrighty, there you go. Get their bay more reserved brief
has just come along Northeast Road. They're just up the
road from ninety nine Bikes and you don't even have
to get out of the car almost You just pull
in and then the boys will look and hook you
up with some pumpkins. Say do you know why the
Jack o Lantern was so forgetful?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Shane, I'm not really sure why.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Because he's empty headed. Now that wasn't my good. That
wasn't good. Okay, go this one. What are Jack and
Lantern's afraid of?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
What are Jack Lanin's afraid of?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Things that go pumpkin in the night.

Speaker 15 (49:19):
The Early Clark Breakfast Show is going to give you
pumpkin to talk about. The whole town's talking about it
with the biggest pumpkin giveaway.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
I know you what, Mazzie. I mean, everybody's finally starting
to pick up this Wall Street Journal article that says
that we are the coolest town in Australia. I mean,
pumpkin giveaways on the streets. How can we not be
in your faith Sydney and Melbourne suffering your jocks, prisbokers, pumpkins.
I know, but you you how about I bring you

(49:49):
back one? So that's one less thing you have to
buy on top of your ninety three dollars or whatever
we're spending on halloweens.

Speaker 20 (49:54):
Don't even I mean the next the next challenge is
to cut a face in the pumpkin?

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Right?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
How am I gonna do that?

Speaker 4 (50:01):
All right?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Well, let's see how the big pumpkin giveaway is going
Right now? It is happening with Cozy from South Aussie,
with Cozzie and our own mash Burford. There are bay
More Reserve Modbrie. Are there still pumpkins to be had? Max?
We've got a couple left, Cozy. What's the count? Last
count on top of.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
The front of your Toyota the Yeah, they're a load
up on the bottom of the South I was your
cozy carp about a dozen left. Ali. The reality is that, well,
the Greatest Pumpkin Giveaway is all but really done. Drag
at the Wall Street Journal. You know, they've announced Adelaide
being the cooler city and then they go right, a
big decision by them, and then they hear that we're
doing this and they just go, oh, push a little bit,

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should it shows Brisbane? But look, it's been great And
the reality is that times are very tough and cost
of living is super high. Today we've stood here on
Northeast Road and given away hundreds and hundreds of kilos
of free pumpkins that will fill the bellies of South
of Shardians tonight on Halloween.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
And we've got Michelle and Harper that have just rolled up. Harper,
how old are you? I'm eleven, Harper as an eleven
year old? What do you think of vegetables?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Good health?

Speaker 7 (51:06):
Good health?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
But you don't really like them?

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Okay, So Mum's pulled in here Michelle and said, yeah,
we'd love a pumpkin. Let's let's have some pumpkin soup.
What do you think about pumpkin soup?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Very hot, very hot.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
So we've got a huge pumpkin fan here.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
You Harper, vegetables compared to like chocolate, chips, Chips and
chocolate taste so much nicer. I feel like vegetables need
to evolve and broccoli needs to taste more like chocolate,
and pumpkin needs to taste more like chips. Needs to
step up.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
If you could have pumpkin, but it's flavored like your
favorite sweet Harper, what do you think would be a
better taste for pumpkin?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Very sweet?

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Yeah, very sweet. I think chocolate maybe chocolate chocolate pumpkins
would probably do us nicely.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Is you gonna work on the questioning?

Speaker 4 (51:55):
It's a great question.

Speaker 7 (51:56):
She's just like, give me my pumpkins from me and
let me go. Half having great day at school, Dunny,
anyone that's anywhere near Northeast Road, Modbury swing By. We
literally got a dozen left and then we are out
of here. But to everyone that we met this morning,
thank you so much. You've been absolutely wonderful. Max Burfin
in the suit, what an absolute legend. Northeast Road will
never be the same.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Hey Cousey, all of your team too. With South I
was with the Cosey. The fact that you got up
you loaded these things in the back of your four
wheel drive and drove all the way down with them
rolling around the back. Is brilliant. Okay, so there you go.
There's only a few more there. If you're in the air,
it just calls through Baymore Reserve at Miudbury. And then
maybe we can say that it was just as big
as a success as the Grape Potato Giveaway?

Speaker 7 (52:38):
What next? Watermelons?

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Yeah, imagine them rolling around in your car.

Speaker 7 (52:43):
It's be great. Let's do a ton of them. Let's
do something.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
What do you call a jack o lantern? Yes, in
a bin?

Speaker 7 (52:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
What do you call a jack lantin in a bin?

Speaker 1 (52:53):
A dumpkin? What do you call a jack o lantern
with a big butt?

Speaker 4 (52:59):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
A rumpkin?

Speaker 17 (53:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
What do you call a fat jack o lantern? Come on,
fat jack Lanton, fat of Lansam, I'm a plumpkin of
for gotten stake. Yeah, this is how we're going with
a Great Pumpkin Giveaway. Let's finally get the very last
word on this and see if it has been as
big as the Great Potato give Away.

Speaker 7 (53:19):
Come on, boys, Ali the last words for the days
stop stop stop coming to Northeast Road because we are out.
Four more cars just pulled in off Northeast Road then
and we've literally got enough pumpkins for them. And then
that is we've got Kelly's just rolled up. Where'd you
come from?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Dar?

Speaker 7 (53:35):
And how how has this pumpkin changed your life?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I'm gonna have some nice pumpkin suit.

Speaker 7 (53:41):
You're one of the last ones to get him, So Max,
it's been unbelievable. But were literally skun out of pumpkins.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Actually, looking, we've got three two two left, two pumpkins
to go. You know what, Couzie's right, Couzie is changing
lives today, as he puts it, there, one pumpkin at
a time. Kelly's going to bringing us. A lot of
people just wanted to get their pumpkin and go. They're
not in for the laughter and the jovial fun that

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we're dishing out. Leave your pumpkin soup to mate.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
To be fair, how can you have a spring in
his DEPI you way down with pumpkins so harsh.

Speaker 7 (54:14):
Look, it has been amazing. And you know what, a
lot of people bag Halloween because it's an American tradition.
But you know what today when you see all those
kids roam in the streets and you're talking to your
neighbors and that I reckon. It's wonderful everyone's out and
about chatting to each other and just having a bit
of fun.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
We really have.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
And the kids that have gone to school today and
they will be standing up the front of class with
their butternut pumpkins may be going today.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Today is the.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
First day of the rest of my life.

Speaker 7 (54:39):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
You know you did that cause you're.

Speaker 7 (54:41):
Well, thank you, And it was wonderful to see Max
signing so many pumpkins today and it's just a beautiful moment.
Are you going to leave the suit on all day?

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Mate?

Speaker 7 (54:48):
Or are you going to call it quits.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
I'll hold the microphone nut to the airflow for a second,
so no, I don't really want to keep that on.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
All right, you boys. We're well done there at Baymore
Reserve at my bree and a massive thanks to Christ
from AMJ Produce for supplying all of these pumpkins. Have
been absolutely amazing and so Max Burfort Cozy from South
Izy with Cozzy. Right, Max, you doubted the grape potato giveaway,
You weren't overly enthusiastic about the Great Pumpkin Giveaway. But

(55:18):
has it worked?

Speaker 7 (55:20):
I mean, Max, come.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
On, it's worked. People love it. You seen people You're
not dressed like this. You had to wear a shirt
and jean.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
All right, we've got We've got a pumpkin suit for
you too, And I just went no, thanks, yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
No, Pali, we've had we've had more success and I
really cannot wait to see what vegetable you put me
in there.

Speaker 7 (55:39):
We will do pasty well, given a wait, Parakley, All right, thank.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
You very much everybody who turned up for the Great
Pumpkin Giveaway. We'll take a look back at the heady
day that has been in about ten minutes time. But
in the meantime again thanks to christ from AMJ Produce
and thanks to Cos from South Ossie with Cozzy for
helping us out with all of these hair brained ideas.
Are we happy with Travis Kelce like videoing himself singing

(56:06):
along to Tali Swift song yeah's weird? I don't know.
I mean in the privacy of your own backyard, is
you can see its weird?

Speaker 10 (56:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Anyway, No, no, that's good though, that'll be fine. All right,
We're all a little bit rattle because so much has
happened today. Yes, we had a mum come in and
put her hand up to be parent of the ear
as she shaved her head for her eleven year old
daughter to maybe be able to get along to see
Tartar Swift because it's not a guaranteed thing.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Not so much hair came up, but actually really suited her.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
It looks great. Wait do you get to socials and
check it all out? And then of course we had
the greatest pumpkin giveaway.

Speaker 15 (56:47):
Ever, Adelaide's biggest pumpkin giveaway ever.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
It's time exciting. Yes, we've teamed up with Cozy from
South I was with Cozy to bring you the ultimate
Halloween treat giving away one two point three pumpkin. Already
the celebrities are getting all over this.

Speaker 14 (57:06):
Good morning Alley Park, Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins.
Here all the bests with a great pumpkin giveaway. Have
a great day, Max. I'm sure you'll look great in
orange and to all your listeners, have a happy hallowe Cozio.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Max will be out at Baymore. Reserve my brief. We're
not sending you to a CD part of him. Go Max,
go on Cozzy from South with Gouzi's there home, Mate,
it is massive about here.

Speaker 7 (57:40):
People are dead kid to get their pumpkins. There's a
pumpkin for everyone. Max is now fully inflated. He's in
the pumpkin suits.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
I am fairly embarrassed because he it's cutting off all
the circulation to all of my limbs. I come up
here because I can't come to you because I'm dressed
as a massive pumpkin. How are you feeling about your
newly acquired pumpkin?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Fantastic, the best pumpkin?

Speaker 20 (58:00):
And three?

Speaker 7 (58:02):
Well, the guy's just rocked up in a John D
tractor and I wish I was joking. I'm like, is
that the guy that grew the pumpkins? What are you
doing with the tractor?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
I'm just gonna cut just reserve it at that ack.

Speaker 7 (58:11):
You mate, what to make more roof for pumpkins? I
can Yeah, okay, I've got Shannon here. Now she's totally
decked out for Halloween.

Speaker 20 (58:18):
So she's dressed as what evil tooth fairing And now
you've got too pumpkins very healthy in comparison to the
normal Halloween treats.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
So thank you.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
And that was the greatest fucking giveaway ever.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Nailed it, Yes, nailed it. People thought the potatoes wouldn't work,
people thought the pumpkins wouldn't work, just saying them, we
nailed it. I'm gonna have to get another storry out
of sorry, Max Burfer. Later on, this is going to
be so good. And all of that happened, and we
didn't even get to revisit the fact that we were
talking about babies in space. Remember, if you want to

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catch up with anything you've missed on show, just get
to iHeartRadio, find the Alla Clatt Breakfast Show. And in
the meantime, everybody, if Halloween is your thing, enjoy your
trick or treating. If it's not done, open the door
for anyone. Is that out works show?

Speaker 2 (59:10):
I will not be opening the door for anything.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
It's such a grinch. I have a great day with me.
You're back here right after six tomorrow morning.