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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to them, Christian No Common show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Amazing scenes yesterday rio you were actually watching it on TV.
Felt like footy is coming back.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yes, the Swans were back in action last night against Brisbane,
playing out in Blacktown, which isn't where they normally play.
It's like way out western Sydney. And just as they
were about to take the field, they've done all their
warm ups, they'd lined up, they flipped the coin like
the lights went out.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Wow, you know it's good, you said, what happened there?
Because I was a magician Copperfield.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Buddy Franklin's back.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Because they've changed the time of the game, so the
floodlights obviously were set to some sort of normal community time.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
They got one of those time as you put on
people where they should go on holiday to make feats
seven fifteen they're in the back on.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So firstly all the lights went out.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
People still use so when they go on holiday.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I did a new version of that because we got
the home pod, so I'll do it even tonight when
we're away, like turn the lights on at seven fifteen pm.
So then when the thieves are casing out, the joint
lights go on and.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
They go oh because we all know thieves are terrified
of lights. They're like vampires and moths.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I just said that I won't be home, so please
don't genus.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
So the lights went out and then took them so
long to get the lights back on because I don't know,
they just didn't have anyone they got that time. So
it took them half an hour to get the lights
back on. Just as they were about to finally go
back on again, suddenly on screen runs this like bearded,
bedraggled man with no sound effects. No, that's a snake.
(01:42):
That's the sound effect of a snake.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Snaks.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
More, he's chasing the snake.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
And he's got a bit of a wiggler, And like, yeah, yeah,
now you're getting the idea. Why didn't no one stop
playing the Benny Hill music? If I'm running that show,
I started get the Benny Hill thing.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That will be another half hour, just loaded all up.
And so there's this old guy like chasing around a
little tiny snake with a bag.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So did he happen to be Is he a Lions
fan or Swans fan? Or does he work there? Is
he a resident snake catcher?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Later the commentator said, for every footy game, there's a
residence snake catcher there.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I haven't just arrived in my bags, not some wide
eyed tem pound pop.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
There is a resident snake catcher and Blacktown Oval who
has to be there because it's out west. It happens
so much. Apparently it happened an AFL.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You know, I am a resident bs ketcher on this show. Well, actually,
there's a snake on the ground, don't you believe.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So there's a snake has just been taken from the ground,
It's like, and then just as they're trying to get
back on the ground again, they've got the baby snake.
Brisbane made a complaint because they're worried there's a mummy
snake somewhere around, and.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
They made a complain. Yeah, they wouldn't whe they were
like in the chair, you say so weak or something.
Think you know, sets a tone for the season, the
line you met one of them mummy snakes.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
And then an hour, literally an hour after the start
time they finally gone on.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Only actually did they find the mum and reunite it
with this kid.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I think they were just sleep tonight, not knowing that
roll dance story.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
And no, I hope they got back together.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Now every AFL game needs two sneaks.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Up with the base that they need a snake crash,
drop up a daycare sneaky dacare all right, So this
morning we're looking for your stories about animals on the loose.
That is going to go down as one of the
most austraining news stories ever. That'd be going around the world.
This is what all other countries think of this place
here where there are snakes every major sporting event. All right,
(03:46):
animals on the loose? The best story about eight You
could be winning one thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
All right, so right now, animals on the loose, your
story could be winning you one thousand dollars in cash.
Bridget can I on him?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Good morning? Hey you going guys, We're good.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So first of all, what was the animal?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
It was my pet, sheep, yep, and she was in
the front yard of our house up near the Gampion's
Way and it was just on the Western Highway, so
we lived just up from KFC. And she's only eate
three things, roseheads, KF chips and Monte Carlo biscuits. I
(04:26):
was sitting in the lounge room had a big, big
glass window. Was sitting in the lounge and watching her.
She was on no lead because she was you know,
she was fantastic. Kid goes past on a skateboard, got KFC.
I never thought anything. All of a sudden, she takes
backs up and jumps the fence starts running.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
After this, even seeing as she I didn't know they
could jump over things.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yeah, yeah, this one was brainy like a dog.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
She was like a dog.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Treated Yeah. Anyway, she's running down part with down down
the Western Highway. I've jumped the fence. There's only a
small fence.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So there's now a chase scene where there's the lands
with this KFC right on a scale board, your sheep
behind him, and now you're behind the sheep chasing the boy.
So what happens next If I'm the kin escape and
I'm picking up speed like there's a flipping sheet and
(05:16):
some other crazy lady behind and they part of the.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Game, and the crazy lady is yelling stop stop. She
just wants your chips again.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm speeding out. She ain't having them that my chip
gets your own chip.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Sheep, and this sheep is huge, like massive.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, they all are flat new I can't.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I probably get a kilometer. It's not ages.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
What a kilometer? This thing's running for a k Those
little hells they have no nikes.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
No, well, I can't even run, so you can imagine
the flask. And I got down the end, he'd stop.
She grabs the bag with her teeth because she's like
the plastic and he's ripping it. And he's mortified. Poor Kyid.
And I gave him some money. I'd like ten dollars
in my track two pants.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I gave him only buy a couple of meals. There
a KFC.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
It's just I think he's just traumatized. Probably buy sheep.
There's only nine or two or something.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
In my mind. I also they want the sheep, not
just to get the food, but get I love that
skateboard as well.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I get back exactly.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I would have done that to you.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
At least a case.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That way, that's getting her back.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I'll just take this and Jack getting her back was
the worst because I didn't have a leak.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Just so squick, get the sheep back, tangle the chips
the way, Oh my god, bread crumbs handling.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
That's my story. Oh I'll send you a picture of her.
What she looks like to the phone. Okay, you can
have a look at it.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Please do, please do now listen, this is some story, Bridget.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Yeah, I know you couldn't make that crap up.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
No, no, no, you can't make that crap up. But
you've just won one thousand dollars for all of the week,
first caller, Bridget. It's an amazing story and you did
it so well.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You wear one thousand dollars call the week. Thanks spends
veryck save on a whole range of demos.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
My daughter is getting married.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yes, once you get married this year four weeks for time, Oh, brilliant.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Whereabouts at the ko in Juan create created doing.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
The other dining drumsticks for everyone. Can ask.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Google Maps so I know where it is.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh, you must be very excited.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Yeah it did exciting.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, first first child, My word is huge.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well you all have a lovely day. One thousand dollars
is yours, so I'm sure they go down well right.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Now, Well, you've made my whole year.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Thanks so much, bless you, bless you, and you made
our day really really really funny story. Thank you, Bridge,
can't wait all right, thank you, Bridget, enjoy the wedding.
Thank you, bye choo, look at us uh oh. Thanks
to Mercedes, Ben Barrett Cool of the Week one thousand
dollars two awesome bridget there save in a whole range
of demos during the Mercedes Demonstrator sales event.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
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