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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I've actually got a couple of I've got two inventions
right that I do believe are good ideas.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Okay, first and remember the Australian who invented Google Maps.
All you have to do is write the idea on
a whiteboard and then that's an invention. And that's all
we're doing the.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Nerds to the rest you nerds sort out the rest
of it with some science and come back to me.
It's a pain shaving. Okay, you've got stubborn a beard,
so it'll just be for the rest of us that
like to look a bit smarter.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You still have to shave with the beard. You shave
around the edges.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
But it's a it's a it's a pain. But you
get this on Crisp because he's a he's a smart
man as well.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
As he very sensitive skin too.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
He can't We don't need to know that anyway. This
idea is basically it's a time saving device. It's called
trademark coming pillow shave mate. What it is is it's
small safe blade in the pillow case. As your man
turns his face during the night, he gets.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
A trim face.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
How incredible. Now you're asleep. You're asleep, it's very mild blades.
What if you're.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Sleeping you get like part of your hair and you
know a man's hair is.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, no, no, because this will this will have AI face
or mapping technology. You know they do not you know
you go to the airport and it scans your face
and he goes, oh, hello Christian, welcome back.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
How's Fiji?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
What it's saying with a pillow will go oh hi,
Master O'Connor is sleeping. I know how to shave, and
it will just use electric ones like the electric razors.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
They're not too sharp.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I can't think of anything more terrifying. And going to
sleep on Sunday that should be comfortable.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, I'm not going to give you the voice of
the contract. I'll just use your AI anyway and do it.
Pillow shave mate and noisy too, no no no. Also,
so I didn't mention this uses whisper science technology invented
right here, invented right here. And the other one is
called freeze dat poop. It's for us dog walkers where
(01:55):
instead of having to pick up the warm stuff, this
freezes it immediately.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And hardens it. What are you size you're going then
you're going to pick it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Up, But what's the implement like a handgun?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Looking now, it's a spray, like an aerosoult.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You just go the dog goes out and it just
goes and it freezes it to a solid form, sterilizing it,
and each can is a different fragrance.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I actually don't mind. That's not so stupid trademark coming.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Freeze that poop. It's like you know when you go
to get a warp frozen off you. Yeah, yeah, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
And when there's squishy, I hate picking.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's the warmth. It's the warmth.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It feels horribly intimate. It's like a hug, but it's
not a hug. It's squish.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Squishy.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Could come with some kind of holster to put the
can on your belt walking around?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The other morning I was out walking my dogs and
they did the big one. The German shepherd dog does
quite obviously a big job, and there was steam coming
off it, and I still had to get down and
sort that out. And that's when it came to me.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Freeze that poop. It's actually a good idea.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Much better than the pillow.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's not the better It's called pillow shave mate copyright coming.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, Rio, what's your idea?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Aren't you guys sick of going to the shops and
then you don't know what you have in the fridge.
You say you want to get a jar of capers,
but you're not sure. Do I already have a jar
of capers in the fridge?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Or when your partner goes to the shops and keeps
calling you every three minutes ago, can you check the
cupboard for the X y Z Nice?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
It feels like you've walked into a very great radio effort,
actually chillingly good.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
We'll worry no more.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Help us on the way exactly with the new fridge
cam five thousand.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Which is a fridge a camera in your fridge that
live streams your fridge twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Doesn't need to be twenty four seven. Sure, you just
need to be activated when you're down the shops.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, he's not.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Ko Sports twenty four seven. But the world doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
But what's in my fridge?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Well, you never know, You never know when you might
get caught out, So always better to play it safe
with a twenty four to seven three sixty five fridge
cam five found?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
How was it three sixty five? Because obvious you've got
multiple shelves and compartments. How's it going to get into
a vege straw? I don't know whether they've got any
costs or iceberg.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
It must be multi camp, multi caam and maybe one
of those like round cameras that go.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Fish islands, yish fish I.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
AI, isn't any kind of fridges like that.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I've not seen that. Oh yes, like really expensive ones
where it will tell you what you're out of if.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
It's really expensive. In my mind, it's like a butler.
I'm so sort of you you are out of Manchi.
I've taken liberty of ordering.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Damn it, I'm coming up with too many today.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
There was a period of time where people were selling
fridges with the Internet built into the face that did
go away.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It could scan the objects there and then you had
the option to order it to you.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
When people just start to do online.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Shopping, so you know, still a good idea, very good idea.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Let's make one for the pantry.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Just going to registered domain name for my fridge butler, Jack,
have you got any.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I my mum earnestly at one stage, asked me if
I knew any app developers because she wanted to. She
had an invention idea for an app where you track
who you've bought Christmas presents for.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh, that is a very good idea. I mean you
could you could use.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
No, I said, you can just write it down somewhere.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
All right, have you got any inventions? The Christian O'Connell
show podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Do you have an idea for an invention? I've just
dropped a couple of big ones. The pillow shave mates
a pillow that, whilst you're sleeping, saves you valuable time
from awake shaving chemy can't do more stuff? Ry AI
do stuff while asleep? To us, just shave us. And
(05:57):
then the other one is freeze da poop. It's some
kind of air asole that didn't flavors. And when your
dog does its business, you get out your air a
soul and you spray and it freezes it immediately in
a refreshing tangy odor that's actually very desirable to.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Pick up, hopefully not too desirable.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Freeze and eat dut poop. It turns into a camera
snack dog poop crumble.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
But anyway, at the moment is just it freezes it
so then you can pick it up. It's not warm,
it's not mesty.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
The worst part is picking up a warm especially gooey one.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, you can just put it in a nice little
side bag.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And the anyone is is the fridge butler as well.
That's an English gentleman who tells you when you low stuff,
but he's.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Already ordered it for you. He's a hologram in my mind.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It just materializes by your kitchen island. All right, So
wether inventions so real? What was your one?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Why the fridge cam five thousand, which is a little
camera in your fridge, very similar to the fridge butler.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yep, also have another one.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
The worst part of my day, without fail, twice a
day is drying myself off.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I hate it.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
After getting in the shower, it's just such.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Pain.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I hate drying. It's the worst part of a shower.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Paints so true.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, now you'll really start to notice it because you
do your back, you do your hair like the legs
you're going to do my ass. It's so annoying.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
The hair is dripping.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yes, yeah, but what about some sort of human sized
like hair dry.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
They exist, No, no, no, they actually exist in England.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You stand in them right.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You have to pay for them at swimming pools and
they're massive, about four or five people in them.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
This is and it's.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Like like a turbine basically.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Like a public pool or where is it a public pool?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Four englishmen stand nude out of the show.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
As you come out of the pool, you can dry
off quickly on them. I did not believe you. They're orange.
I've been in them with the kids. Google them.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
With your car. They've got them at a place called
Center Parks. Center Park's hot air drying pool. Google that
you'll see the photos of them.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It's not coming up immediately now I've been in one.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I would love any expats. They've got them multi person
next to the pool.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Several people in there. They are amazing. We got here, Gary.
Good morning Gary, Yeah, good morning Christian team.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Gary, what's your invention? Well, listen to my mate's invention. Actually,
and it's from many many years ago. But like is
that free zsky where you get home from work. You've
got a couple of warm beers and you pop them
in a thing like a microwave, beep them up from
minute and get them out chili and tear into one.
That is actually a good idea.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
A friend of mine has this fancy fridge where you
can put a wine bottle in it in the freezer.
You press the button on the inside of the fridge
and within ten minutes it's instantly chilled an entire bottle
of wine.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Okay, but that's still Gary, we need, we need.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
You're talking quicker thirty seconds. Why you can't invent beer
cans that keep it cold? Well, it never I know
you've got the stubby holders. But and a beer can
that can hang on to the temperature makes chill.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Why it's seeing in the shop for a week it's
still cold.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yes, yeah, like an eternal beer can. Eternal froth. That's
what it needs to be cool. Thank you, Gary, Gary,
Thanks you comte. Have a good day, Claire, Good morning, Claire.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Hello, Hello, hey Claire, welcome to show. You've got an
idea for an invention?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Well, none idea, but just saying that those hairy body
dryers they actually had them at Bamba.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Right right here, yeah, Claire, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Don't even have to go all the way to England
and then multi person or just single.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah, yeah, there much so it's a family of four.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I can fit in them.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
So once you've I've done the rides are done by
a world, then you can dry yourself off.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
How long does it take to dry you?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You don't get long in it because you have to
pay for it as well. You have to have coins
and stuff like that to pain.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah it's like a minute. Yeah, you get out a minute.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
And does it dry you quite? Like with my swim
shorts be dry by the.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Day you're wearing them, you're not naked in them.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
It's pretty incredible.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, Claire, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Thank you, have a great day, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
If you've got an idea for an invention nine four
one four one oh four three. Also, are you an
angel investor the wants to invest in any of my
great ideas?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
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