MINI: Buttons

After the team heard about Donald Trumps infamous "Diet Coke" button in the White House.. We wanted to know what Button you would have.. a coffee button? massage?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good say.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I saw yesterday news.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I had photos of the White House desk and Donald
Trump has had reinstalled a button and every time he
presses his button he gets a nice cold can of
diet coke. And I was thinking, if we could have
that magic button right and anytime he pressed it, you've
got something that you'd like very quickly and immediately that
made you feel better.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
What would you have? What would it be for you Jack?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
For me, it would be somebody if you come and
give you a massage. And this is thinking that I'm literally.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Was thinking that's what I had a tin mass use
to come in.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Someone to just like, as you're working through the shoulders,
do the.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Arms, signing all those two hundred executive orders. You're gonna
get a lot of RI I SI on his hand
and that signature writing.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Maybe you can even kick your shoes off and they
get doing the feet. Yes, I would. And I went
to the movies on Friday night and I said, wouldn't
it be a great business? I you for someone to
open like a gold class, but you get someone messaging
your feet for the whole film.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
What wouldn't you look like the phrase great business.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
You don't shark tank with that, They're going get out.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Mark Cuban is not investing in you. Sometimes you go trying.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
To watch the movie because sometimes they get in like
gnarly bitch. You miss a bit of the dialogue. And
also I don't want to be there and seeing someone
else having a foot rop.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's all dark, so you don't have to.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'm aware of it. And it's smelly.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's a smelly someone getting the lotion on their feet
and running. You'd have some older like patching again, oh,
going deeper deeper. And I'm trying to watch the Bob
Dinner movie.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I think if we experienced it, we would actually love.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
There's a place at a time for everything and a foot
message in the gold close Gold class is not it?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, you're already reclining.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Say why don't are great on there for as hair
dresses in the dark at the cinema dentist, you're already reclining.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Colleges, You're already reclining. Why do not you have a
full service in there?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Up?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Reclining everything anything that can be done, reclining in the cinema.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I'll take it back to the.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Drawing real, Patsy. What if you could have a button
on the news desk? What's coming in? What are you getting?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Easy?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
I'd have a coffee at whim. I don't have time,
I bet now, absolutely in the morning. I don't have
time to go out like I'm live doing news. I'm
under the pum.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
You've already got that button. It's called the intercom to Rio,
where you get where you can call him at any time.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
And when we were talking about that time massuse that
would come out.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
That's Rio for you. So basically you want Rio as
a butler.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, actually that would be good.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
At least once a week.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I see Rio sort of training behind you with a
load of boxes that you've obviously had Amazon delivered here.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
It hasn't happened, but it has happened.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
And of course it is some sort of butler bringing
your Amazon parcels.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
And he's a strong man on the team.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
It had to be perfectly. Remind you that you had
to do the news at six o'clock.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Chilling, I don't know the way the places went so funny
and true. That is how comedy works.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
All right, you've got three minutes to go. We're two
minutes early today.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
But what else would you be doing sat in front
of you terminal with all the news reports coming in
from around the world.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Why would you need a reminder to do the news
at six?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I don't know. It's just protocol. If you're going to
be early, say to the newswriter, Hey mate, we're a
little bit early. I haven't timed out correctly between the
five and six hour and so you're going to be
going in a bit early.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Another way, Patsy's put the blame back on us. We
haven't even started the show.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'll accept sometimes I'm occasionally late for the news before
the show. That's the only one at six o'clock. There's
no excuse not for us to be running late.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
We're not here.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
We haven't started yet oping yet. All right, what would
it be for you pressed a button on your desk?
What would you get from

Speaker 3 (03:56):
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