MINI: Adult Colouring Books

Patsy accidentally purchased an "adult" colouring book for her mother.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Actually you
are Monday win or a loser? Mate?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I am a loser because I ordered something for my
mum online at Christmas time. We gave her a coloring
book just for mindfulness, and she absolutely loves it and
a beautiful set of pencils. I reckon she's used like
half the lead in the pencil. She is going hard
at this book.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
The book.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's like we got her a Native Flowers one and
she loves it and she just sits there for hours. Anyway,
she's got like two pages left.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
She said to me, Oh my god, it's such a lovely,
pleasing image coloring.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
She really has taken to it. Anyway, she said, listen,
I've burned through this book. Can you please order me
another one? I said, you know, worries. Excuse me? So
I just googled adult coloring books because they're actually quite
hard to get right.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Well, what's this man doing to that lady in this one?
I think gardening? Is he that bent over doing some
trowel work?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
It arrived yesterday?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
What's happening down this anyway with these guys?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
It'd arrived yesterday and I got a very panicked phone
call from my mother my eighty one.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Can you get me another tenor? I both all the
lead in my pencil.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
She goes, what have you sent me? And I said, oh,
it's there. Don't you love online shopping? You know? Twenty
four hours lady got it. I just sent it straight
to her.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
She'd some watch this, she'ld be getting all those kind
of one of those adverts targeted ads offering your mum
all kinds of toys.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
She said, what you've done is you've sent me some
soft porn. And I said, Mom, come off, and she
said no, it's very compromising, this coloring book toy?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Is it? Without going into too much, she does, what
is it? Is it? Well? Position base?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's a bit of yes, the position strategy. And a
few excited and I said, no, you're joking and she
said I'm serious. And she said what will they say
it at probus when I take that go and have
coffee this week?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
He doesn't ever take it along? Look at this, ladies,
you ever tried this one? The old iron lotus? So
what did the frank when you put it in your
shopping cart? What did the front cover have on it? Well?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
It just had like a photo of a beautiful woman,
you know, very artistically no no, no artistic with you know,
she might have been naked, but she had this beautiful
long hand.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
You've seen nudity. You're gonna is saying this is what's inside,
you know, like the lady in the Clamshow. I guess
being mistaken that it was. You're right, the lord of
classical artists. They have scantly ca yeah artists.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
And I might have been doing three things at the
same time. I might have been helping Audrey with the
homework and talking to Chris at the same time, and
telling the doors some of those images.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
They were doing three things at the same time. But
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