MINI: Not Going In Like This

After an amazing call from Tracey yesterday about putting off the ambulance so she could make herself more presentable, we asked for more of your stories.

Moments when hospital was calling and you said "i'm not going in like this".. wait till you hear Dianne's spicy story.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
Got anything good?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hey, this is.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
You called trible zero.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
You have to go to a hospital, but you decided
that you needed to get an outfit change. We just
went to Sarnia ten minutes ago who got a letrocuted
by her hair dryer. Poor thing, and then her daughter
calls triple zero. She comes to and before the ambulance
gets said, she has a look at her legs as
horrified and she shaves her lex.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Before the ambo arrives.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two and good morning, Hello and
welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
What's your story for us today?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Thank you. I think it's the same sort of thing
as your first caller here. It's a bit embarrassing. Actually,
I was in labor and my waters broke and they're saying,
oh my god, you've got to be induced straight away
because I had a very complicated pregnancy the first time,

(01:22):
and I thought, no, no way, I've got to get
my bikini line done before they induced me.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
You've got to be kidding out everything you're.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Going to go.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
So I rang happy up and I said, you've got
to bring the wax kick down because I was already
at the hospital and he's going up the hell and
I said, yep, you've got to bring it down. So
the nurses going hurry, you know, come on, we've got
to get you in. This is you know, important, obviously,
whatever you need. He races down, gets me there there.

(01:56):
I don't know if you know me there is Yeah,
got there. And I was sitting in the bathroom trying.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
To, you know, through the procedure. Yeah, do the procedure.
Jim's gardening. This is called yeah. Well yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
It was quite embarrassing, but.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I can just imagine Kevin McLeod go, look at the
front yardage here is immaculate, you know exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Come on, Grand designs.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Incredible stuff and very funny story. Thank you very much
for sharing that with us today.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Thank you, bye bye.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
How we got here? Danny, Diane, Diane.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Diane, Yes, good morning, how are you?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I'm good Diane. Welcome to the show. Die off you go.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Thank you already. So some years ago, my husband and
I were in a very compromising position.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Sounds that you are now you're not back at.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
It, are you?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
No, not quite.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh so we reached I'm trying to be really careful
what I say.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, you reached the end of the movie.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Absolutely and there were fireworks.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh wow the case well for both parties anyway.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Wow, well mainland for me, that's what I was concerned with. Anyhow.
So we get there and we get this all mighty
pain there head like like an explosion. Now I'm kind
of sprinting or steel and yeah, still quite happy. And
then I'm call an ambulance.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I think I'm dying.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
You have to because you had what it's so good
you want to share it with them.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, it's called a thunderclap. Migraine, no idea.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
You get a thunderclap from somebody.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Clap anyway. Uh, you get a hospital. I take the hospital.
They do the lumber hun shirt.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
So serious thing.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Absolutely so it's an extreme orgasm.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah I was dying.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
So what was it? Agony?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
You terrible?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
So he went from ecstasy to agony?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Well married?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Wow, you should learn him out the weekend. You could
make a fortune. You could train other men. I don't
need any help.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Doctors all come in. This happened.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
You must be so so unusual.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Apparently not.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
What you're saying.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
If we go right now called in if you've ever
had a thunderclap orgasm, I'm getting.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Calls, or you could thunder clap migrain.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Thunderclap microines. So they do they have to do a
lumber punch. That's and that must be agony.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
It's not fun.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
He can full up there.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
You know we're more careful today.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, well I did not think we get this story today.
We learned something new every day, Diane, let's come. Yeah,
all right, Diane, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
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