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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning, Pats morning, Good morning, Alex Moning, Good morning Rio,
Good morning. By the way, Rio, Thankfully we don't do
what the older New Power Rangers are doing. Have you
heard the sort of handover there doing at the moment?
And now Alex with the sport, Oh, thank you, Pat,
you look nice today. It's imagin every time I said Rio,
what happened to you yesday? Thank you Christian? Oh back
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to you, Christian, Thank you, Rio. And now thank you
John Farnham. I'm going to play your song. Thank you,
John Farnham. Thank you, Radio, Thank you, Pats, thank you,
thank you, thank you. One over thirty major radio awards
are not the monkey ones? You get here do the
thank you? Can we just get on with the news
and sports. Say on the TV thank you, thank you?
(01:15):
Or not?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
You want to know what that's like?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
What thank you? Alex? Thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Here's thank you. Maybe you don't like each other. Compensate
it's too nice?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, God you to stop.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
The listeners are wondering whether you too like each other.
They just wanted to hear the news and sports. We've
been doing it fifty years collectively. Yeah, thank you, sup aggressive,
isn't it? Yes? Thank you Pats.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
What did I say this morning, Alex? When I went
in to say good morning, you tell them go on?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
We hugged?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
No, well, I said, I have to say, it is
so lovely to come in and have someone as esteemed
as Alex.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Oh my god, listen to it, and then we hugged.
It was lovely. You know, I need to say thank you,
so lovely to someone as unesteemed as you. Honesty, Yes,
thank you. Steaming going on and it is steaming at
the moment. Over there. Let's get into Monday's Monday winter
or losers we are? Where are you? Are you a
(02:19):
Monday win or a loser? How was your day yesterday?
Thank you Christian? Thank you Rio.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I have a loser. I had to go to the physio.
I've done something to my shoulder. Now he has told
me what it is. It's a long name. I'm not
entirely sure he's given cuff. No, it's like a superristice
to Stanias or something.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't know, I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
He's given me a lot of exercises to do, though,
So I went off. I bought the resistance band, you know,
all the intentions to.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Do it, the door handle, the but they're just so boring.
I did it.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I did it for one or two days, and I
haven't done it since for two weeks because every time
I think to do it, I've got an alarm on
my phone and they just go hurt. They hurt there
so tedious, Oh my god. And so I went to
him yesterday and he said, oh, you've been doing your exercises,
and like, obviously I lied.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's like, do you floss every day? Yeah? They know,
they're going, well, this is like Christmas dinner from like
nineteen eighty two. Oh no, I've floss. I've loss five
times a day, every hour on the hour. I said,
I'm there, FLOSSI there must be the most lied to professions.
And then it's physios. Yeah, I've done the exercises. They
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know because they go, oh cool, cool, cool, cool, let's
see how you getting on range of motion. It's actually,
man's there. They know you've not moved.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
And I couldn't really remember how to do it because
one of them is a bit more complex. It's like
up against the wall and you got to push yourself.
He's like, you've been you've been doing that, you know,
the resistance one against them. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Now he just.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Goes, look, it's really important you stay consistent with the exercise.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Like that's that's a very polite web of saying it.
Do the exercises my one. If you're in that situation again,
it's like, I've been doing this one more actually actually
nine back in their can you remind me what the
best form is? I'm not sure I've been doing it
right because they like showing you how to do it
because they're so good at what they do. And then
they go yeah sure, it says, well, ah, that's so.
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I think I've been doing it like this, and they
go it's almost the Christian It's almost there. I haven't
had a chance to tell you this, but two weeks
ago when we were on the break and we were
in Fiji, I completely wrecked my shoulder. Oh why did you?
They didn't When we were on this tiny line and
they had this like outdoor gym, so I had a
pull up bar and then it had you know those
parallel dips. Oh yeah, oh yeah those. So the girl
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said to me, all right, oh can you do some
pull ups? So it isn't pull ups and they went
one of those when oh those are they're called parallel dips.
I used to be to do those easily, and they
went show us. I just had breakfast. I know you
can eat buffet. It's nine o'clock and straight away. I know.
I was spent six months this year getting over a
shoulder injury. It on this shoulder that I now knack
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it again. I did all the exercise it was ripped
my bicep, that it was a major thing. I must
have had ten treatments, right, and it had been going
really well. Everything's back to normal. I had full range
of motion and I could get back to going to
the dream and shoulder er sizes back up to where
it was before the injury. In December, I saw those
parallel dips. I know, almost swore then I'm going to
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wreck my shoulder. But Ego and Vanity said, get up
there and show those kids. Right. I get up there
and I do one perfect form of the kids do another,
and I know I haven't got another in the shape
starts here and then I've never heard this from my
own body, an actual test, and as my shoulders sort
of DRK just just popped forward. It's day two of
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a seven day and I get I'm going I should
have warmed up, and I'm like shooting pains, cold sweat,
you know, and You're like, I can barely breathe. The
pain is so bad. My wife whispers to me, if
you really hurt my stuff, like hey, it's just walk
on with the kids. And then I heard the kids
go you got thas goes, oh, dad, you try to
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show us what you've got, and then my twenty one
year old goes and it was nothing. When I told
the physio this, I come back and this is a physio.
Do you remember years ago I knacked my back by
trying to lift a three seater couch by myself and
he had to put me together again. Right, I comany goes,
not another couch. It's pallel dips in Fiji. He was like,
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what anyway? I told him what I've done an ego
and vanity in Hubris. I went to see him a
couple days after our first treatment. He said, you know what.
That day I was driving back from seeing you, and
I noticed there was an outdoor gym area. I pulled
over to see how many dips I could do. I
did three, and then I got the wobble and I went,
that's enough. So maybe today we've got to talk about shoulders. Yes,
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I think over the next couple of weeks we should
go through the human body in stories. Right now, maybe
next week's knees or ankles, or toes or fingers, but
today is about shoulders.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Thank you, Rio, A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Monday loser massively for me. I don't know what bird
it is or whether it's a bat that is dropping
onto my car. It is actually purple. It's a purple
muck that it drops. I think it eats something in
the tree above whe apart my car at the front
of the house. Hey, don't know what it is, but
it's got a purple and it's solid. So just in
(07:44):
two days there's been so many strikes. I couldn't even
drive the car because the windscreen was wasn't clear to
how it goes so straight away I had to had
to like chip away at that. Yeah, I actually go
go inside and get a fish slice right and boil
up a kettle of water and chuck that and chip
it away, just to go and drive it to the
car wash yesterday and I went to the one. I
(08:06):
love this. I put my headphones on, listen to poker.
Where you get out. It's got like fifteen different brushes
and the gurney to blast the car for fifteen minutes.
Oh my god. I had to do it twice to
get this purple vivid. It was so hard to shift it.
Do you know what bird it is? I don't know
what it is, Whether it's about I don't know whether
an arbor is listening right now, or some kind of
(08:28):
fecal avian bird expert. You know, we've got loads. It's
part of the main demograph for the show and for
the radio station. It's the avian fecal experts we talked to.
There are hints land they're like my blue collar people,
that's my tribe, that's my people would be able to say.
But it is thick, it congeals, it's like concrete. It
(08:48):
hardens almost instantly. But no other cars and street are
they grabbing on. It's targeted. It's targeted.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Have you done anything to anger any of the local wildlife?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You know? I befriended a magpie last year, a small,
little baby one that couldn't fly, and I fed it
and gave it water and even a bit of a snap.
Mum and Dad were watching. They know that I help that,
so I think they put the word out mad parts
will never attack me now because I'm a friend of them.
You know, I've got to do little. But I don't
know what angry thing is. Do you think it would
(09:20):
be a bat? It's chewing something and then releasing it.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Only you and then.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
And you think you're no one in the bad community.
Do you think they're communicating with each other?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
It might be because obviously when I leave in the morning,
am I disturbing the bats? You know? Yeah, you're leaving
to at least it's a revenge attacking. It's a warning,
you know, chatman sending again bat signals. Well they're crap
signals actually, And I get the message, guys, But yesterday
(09:51):
I had to do it twice.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Wow, I got an idea. Try parking in a different spot.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
My wife's been saying that to me for the last
six years. Six years because even a neighbor to me
the other day I hadn't seen in a while right,
and I was chatting him and goes, by the way,
you can't that.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Stuff corrodes if you don't clean it off. Has been
even been like chided by another adult. It's horrible when
you're an adult. Man. I didn't like it. He goes,
you need to move your car up there, and I've
deliberately not done it because I don't want to. I
don't want to move it. And then one day he
sees and where's goes, told you you're welcome, told your homeboy.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
It does wreck your card. Juco though it's like a
city like burns into your your paint job. Why don't
you clean out that damn garage you've got and get
your car where it should be in there?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Everything at the moment pass because we've sold the house.
Everything is like, I don't do anything to jamage anything.
Oh right, yeah, don't be putting that park over the
down on the street. Don't sit there, don't take your
shoes off there, take them there. Everything is, do not
damage anything. Keep this as it is. You're living like
a model home. No, we really are. We've got another
(11:03):
three months to get through. It's so stressful.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Christian O'Connell shot gone podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Hey, Patsy, I've just realized, Patsy, forty four years ago
today was the royal wedding Charles and Darner. I know
what I thought. It was thirty four years ago, nineteen
eighty one, twenty ninth of July, and then I was no, No,
the eighties is now forty years wow, forty four years ago.
It was such such a massive global mega event back
(11:34):
when not even everybody in every household even had a TV.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I remember going around my friend's house to watch it
and stuff like that because they had a better, slightly
better TV. Yeah, not every house had a TV. It
was a really expensive thing to have a decent color TV. Yeah. Yeh.
When I when at the first TV we got, I
think it was black and white, yeah, and it was
like a yeah, yeah yeah. And then it was a
really big deal when he got a color TV. And
then the next one was and we got one with
a remote control. And I get this right, Early remote
(12:01):
controls had a coily wire attached to the telly yeah,
which hideous. She didn't know at the time. So this is
the future day. This is like Star Trek.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I love that now because I'm always losing a tiny little.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I want to tell the vacuum. You know, it's got
that retractable Yeah, step on it. It's back to the TV.
That's what they need. Yeah, forty four years ago today
to Charles and Die at the Royal Wedding. Alex your
Monday winter or Lucy yesterday, how was your day? Mixed
mixed Christian.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
We bought the twins steal slinkies and they, oh, how
good a slinkies when they work and they do what
they're supposed to do, and so they have this idea
to put the slinkies down the steers.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
That's the only way you use the sinking. Yeah, well yeah,
but perfectly do it, you know.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
I go to the next day, and the next day
it didn't happen, of course, and then we're sitting at
dinner yesterday, and and we're there and I just saw
it at the corner of my eye. Aldaby sort of
playing with it, and all of a sudden she's done
something to kind of jumble it up, and anyway, she
starts crying, and I go out to it and it's
all kind of the coil schemes woven, and Bonnie's like,
(13:14):
give it to my ill, fix it. She does it,
and it just gets worse. It just cascades, It just
spirals into this slinky.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Kid.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
You get a toy like that, that's your world. That
slinky For us, it's like if your phone wasn't working
very well and I went, let me fix it, and
then I broke it. You be in tears.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Definitely, and I'm thinking, just give me some pliers so
i can just cut this thing.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
What's happening to slink? Is it now a dead slinky?
It's a dead slinky. It's a complete Do you think
sometimes you put your mind. I can movie toy story
where you think that had about that to had a
bad night. Yeah, now the toys are going. We need
to leave you behind. We don't be hanging around with you.
I'm all broken. I've got a rotor. No, no, no,
(14:04):
you mean you are. You're beyond repair. We heard the
had safe only handsome pliers, not the players to
Speaker 2 (14:13):
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