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Speaker 1 (00:09):
I Heart Podcasts. You can hear more gold one I
four point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the
Free iHeart app Got anything good say? This is the
Christian O'Connell show podcast. Magpie Seasons back Hoopy boy. I
(00:30):
don't fear the Magpies because you know, I rescued a
baby one last year and they apparently they've got amazing memories.
So why I walk unfair?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
You've got diplomatic immunity.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, there you go. Let him through. He's one of us,
he has our protection. He protected one of ours. However,
I saw some scorkids yesterday screaming and running down the
street running home some Magpies. I couldn't see the Magpies.
I saw these kids running and I just thought, God,
what's happening? They're okay? And then they were like, you
(01:01):
know what, all you need is one kid to shout
something and no one looks revidence any excuse for screeching
and running of that age like you'd run everywhere, you
would never walk anywhere. This it was to maths or pe,
you know, the slowest thought possible. And yes, the time,
you're just running to various bits of your life. Yes,
we don't run anywhere, now, do we We're just saunter, Yeah, Christian,
(01:25):
My dog Buzz ran away from home. Three months went
by and we've given up. We come to terms. We
were never going to see him a game. One morning
we heard a scratch at the front door. Buzz was back.
He'd come home, but he wasn't alone. He'd brought a
female friend with him. Buzz, you dirty old dog to
infinity and beyond. As soon as we open the door, though,
(01:48):
his friend pretty much ran away?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Ain't that way?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh my god? So true? Oh, buzs sit down, tell
me some LCE santo. Very funny story. Thank you very much.
All right, let's do six word weeks so far. It's Wednesday,
is the middle of the week. Rio, how's your week
going so far? And six words.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Lied to the hot gym receptionist.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
What's happened here?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I haven't been to the gym all winter. I've been
hibernating like a being.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's just too cold the gym. There's just too many
reasons to go.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You get warmed up from the gym, get your pump on.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, but then you've got to be a bit cold
before that. And so once you get into a pattern
of not going. It's so easy to just not go.
You're just like, I'm just not I'm not jimming at
the moment.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
But now it's warming.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh well, and he went back, get that beach body
back here.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yes, well, someone's approaching, you know, at a terrifying pace,
like I better get back into shape. So I go back.
And our gym has a hot receptionist. I think most
gyms do. It's maybe part of their like honeypot trick.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You're right, Actually they don't stack it with fugleies. Yeah,
it is. It is. It's an age old tree. Same
when you're driving around and the people that operate the
stop go signs yes because.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You're about to wind down the window.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And you go, actually have a nice day. Madam Slope show.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And she actually trapped me.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
She signed me up to a whole one year, you know,
pay a whole because she said, you.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Can never leave them. It's harder than getting a divorce.
You can never leave your gym.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Because she's flattered me going, oh, you're always here, why
don't you just sign up for the whole year. You'll
save money. I'm like, you're so bloody right, I am.
I'm here like two days a week.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I'm always here. You're right, I'll sign up for the year. Anyway,
I come back and she goes, well, well, well Jim
shame Jim Shah. And I'm like what a normal person
would just kind of laugh at af haha.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, I'm back.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
But I was entranced. I mean, I'm a gay man
in a long term relationship.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Three Obviously the power she could turn, she's still got powers.
When suddenly you're coming home and going it's over, You're out,
Sandra from the gym she's in, she's moving in. Don't
make this hard. It will back up and get out, mate.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I was caught in a spell and I suddenly stuck
a well, actually i've been in been in Europe. Just
start traveling around Europe for where'd you got to start
maker this whole story? I went to It sounded like
an amazing trip.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But I just I was like, yeah, I know that
that's a lie.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She's now lost any respect for you to stalk your
Instagram and see no furtore, no evidence this guy has
been I don't know what I was. I just had
to clearly no gyms in Rome or Plaster.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
So anyway, now I'm back at the gym.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But now you're going to have to keep the story
upber Lin. You remember your cover.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Story, write it down and just memorize and.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Have a chat with that video que to see if
you can photoshop you in some landmarks. So when you
go back to I was just having a look at
some of these fuss me in the new Pope, me
and Trump. He was in Europe at the.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Same time that meaning to have pizza on.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
The some holiday fus at Sarrio. They start posting them,
alex Or sure six word weeks after man.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
So it's a bit. It's a bit complicated, this one.
Taradale Yuri Survey seven cactus land.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
The botanicals, Yes, I know the botanical gods. So I
love it there. So it's a really special place for
me and the girls. Oh it's such a special place
for us. But I'll just try and explain some of
those words. Taradale, which is where we went to on
the weekend, little town just outside Kyneton. Uri little friend
that Max made in the park. He's got his older sisters.
They're very close. They're twins six years years old. I
(05:43):
just like him saying having other little friends as well.
It's really lovely and he made little friend Uri survey.
You always remember your first friends, you do? I remember
when I was five the first best friend I ever
had was an Australian guy called Nicholas and his dad.
They moved back to Australia when I was seven, So
I don't I had this friend. I remember. It's the
first expense of heartbreak. Here's my friend, Nicholas Arnold leaving
(06:05):
to go to and then this would have been the eighties.
Australia was just the thought of another part. Yeah, it's
like it's Elizabeth twenty three hours to get.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We should track him down.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
We saw, Oh my gosh, yeah, absolutely listening.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
And I had a Christopher Nolan. He'd moved here with
his family from Iraq. That was my first friend as well.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You remember your first friends, don't their full name? Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, anyway they go survey. Really good result yesterday for
the show. Well done everyone for the ratings.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
The chief executives popped in said, a few weeks has
come down for the front office. Everyone. He's been here
for six hours. He's out celebrating you celebrate the winds.
He's like the play that paid all year, jumping on
that podium at the Grand Final. He's got the track
sit one like, how's that? I'm like the new mate
and some has been injured all year chewing the medal.
(07:03):
Don't everyone keep it up, guys. More of that, more
of that, Rah rah rah radio.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
And then seven, of course you did a day yesterday
with me. I'm signing with seven, which was really exciting.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You actually have you actually got a job with them
because one interview three months ago and I can't say,
but I've got to be I'm coming back on channel
seven and it's supposed to have happened by now. I've not.
I've been watching Channel seven every afternoon. Where's my buddy?
You're not there?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Anyone will tell you. Commercial television horywood Bridge is running
up numbers on Okay, okay, you can't snooze at that
three o'clock spot, my friends.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
No, I know, commercial TV moves at a glaci your pace.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
So you when do you want? And this is, by
the way, congratulations, get you back on TV.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, and it happened in the Britanny gardens yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And you're doing the Lotto show, aren't you. It's like
you're putting the balls.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
No I'm going to be the afternoon host on Channel seven,
So we're going to be taking you through the afternoon. Yeah,
we're going to have a show at three o'clock in
the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
And it's an audience of Nana's napping, is it? Basically?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, we're going to get all the Nana's, the pensioners versus.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Todd Woodbridge, the Battle of the networks, and my money
is on culing. So when do you start.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
We're going to do something a little bit later in
the month.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Again, there's no TV show. Who are you impressing? There's
so much news. There's so much news at the moment.
You can't just wait for the pick up a bit,
you know, it moves at the glacial pace. We want
to get this right.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I can't mess this up.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Meanwhile, running up numbers, is Woodbridge your nemesis at the
legendary three o'clock in the afternoon prime time?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
They're doing pretty well anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Long not for long, Alex in the Big Guns.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, and so it starts. You've got start date yet
or end of the month. It's all I can It's
all I can say. His first guess is going to
be Max's mate Uri The Big Interview, The Christian O'Connell
show go on podcast
I Heart Podcasts. You can hear more gold one I
four point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the
Free iHeart app Got anything good say? This is the
Christian O'Connell show podcast. Magpie Seasons back Hoopy boy. I
(00:30):
don't fear the Magpies because you know, I rescued a
baby one last year and they apparently they've got amazing memories.
So why I walk unfair?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
You've got diplomatic immunity.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, there you go. Let him through. He's one of us,
he has our protection. He protected one of ours. However,
I saw some scorkids yesterday screaming and running down the
street running home some Magpies. I couldn't see the Magpies.
I saw these kids running and I just thought, God,
what's happening? They're okay? And then they were like, you
(01:01):
know what, all you need is one kid to shout
something and no one looks revidence any excuse for screeching
and running of that age like you'd run everywhere, you
would never walk anywhere. This it was to maths or pe,
you know, the slowest thought possible. And yes, the time,
you're just running to various bits of your life. Yes,
we don't run anywhere, now, do we We're just saunter, Yeah, Christian,
(01:25):
My dog Buzz ran away from home. Three months went
by and we've given up. We come to terms. We
were never going to see him a game. One morning
we heard a scratch at the front door. Buzz was back.
He'd come home, but he wasn't alone. He'd brought a
female friend with him. Buzz, you dirty old dog to
infinity and beyond. As soon as we open the door, though,
(01:48):
his friend pretty much ran away?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Ain't that way?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh my god? So true? Oh, buzs sit down, tell
me some LCE santo. Very funny story. Thank you very much.
All right, let's do six word weeks so far. It's Wednesday,
is the middle of the week. Rio, how's your week
going so far? And six words.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Lied to the hot gym receptionist.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
What's happened here?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I haven't been to the gym all winter. I've been
hibernating like a being.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's just too cold the gym. There's just too many
reasons to go.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You get warmed up from the gym, get your pump on.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, but then you've got to be a bit cold
before that. And so once you get into a pattern
of not going. It's so easy to just not go.
You're just like, I'm just not I'm not jimming at
the moment.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
But now it's warming.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh well, and he went back, get that beach body
back here.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yes, well, someone's approaching, you know, at a terrifying pace,
like I better get back into shape. So I go back.
And our gym has a hot receptionist. I think most
gyms do. It's maybe part of their like honeypot trick.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You're right, Actually they don't stack it with fugleies. Yeah,
it is. It is. It's an age old tree. Same
when you're driving around and the people that operate the
stop go signs yes because.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You're about to wind down the window.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And you go, actually have a nice day. Madam Slope show.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And she actually trapped me.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
She signed me up to a whole one year, you know,
pay a whole because she said, you.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Can never leave them. It's harder than getting a divorce.
You can never leave your gym.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Because she's flattered me going, oh, you're always here, why
don't you just sign up for the whole year. You'll
save money. I'm like, you're so bloody right, I am.
I'm here like two days a week.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I'm always here. You're right, I'll sign up for the year. Anyway,
I come back and she goes, well, well, well Jim
shame Jim Shah. And I'm like what a normal person
would just kind of laugh at af haha.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, I'm back.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
But I was entranced. I mean, I'm a gay man
in a long term relationship.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Three Obviously the power she could turn, she's still got powers.
When suddenly you're coming home and going it's over, You're out,
Sandra from the gym she's in, she's moving in. Don't
make this hard. It will back up and get out, mate.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I was caught in a spell and I suddenly stuck
a well, actually i've been in been in Europe. Just
start traveling around Europe for where'd you got to start
maker this whole story? I went to It sounded like
an amazing trip.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But I just I was like, yeah, I know that
that's a lie.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She's now lost any respect for you to stalk your
Instagram and see no furtore, no evidence this guy has
been I don't know what I was. I just had
to clearly no gyms in Rome or Plaster.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
So anyway, now I'm back at the gym.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But now you're going to have to keep the story
upber Lin. You remember your cover.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Story, write it down and just memorize and.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Have a chat with that video que to see if
you can photoshop you in some landmarks. So when you
go back to I was just having a look at
some of these fuss me in the new Pope, me
and Trump. He was in Europe at the.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Same time that meaning to have pizza on.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
The some holiday fus at Sarrio. They start posting them,
alex Or sure six word weeks after man.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
So it's a bit. It's a bit complicated, this one.
Taradale Yuri Survey seven cactus land.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
The botanicals, Yes, I know the botanical gods. So I
love it there. So it's a really special place for
me and the girls. Oh it's such a special place
for us. But I'll just try and explain some of
those words. Taradale, which is where we went to on
the weekend, little town just outside Kyneton. Uri little friend
that Max made in the park. He's got his older sisters.
They're very close. They're twins six years years old. I
(05:43):
just like him saying having other little friends as well.
It's really lovely and he made little friend Uri survey.
You always remember your first friends, you do? I remember
when I was five the first best friend I ever
had was an Australian guy called Nicholas and his dad.
They moved back to Australia when I was seven, So
I don't I had this friend. I remember. It's the
first expense of heartbreak. Here's my friend, Nicholas Arnold leaving
(06:05):
to go to and then this would have been the eighties.
Australia was just the thought of another part. Yeah, it's
like it's Elizabeth twenty three hours to get.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We should track him down.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
We saw, Oh my gosh, yeah, absolutely listening.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
And I had a Christopher Nolan. He'd moved here with
his family from Iraq. That was my first friend as well.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You remember your first friends, don't their full name? Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, anyway they go survey. Really good result yesterday for
the show. Well done everyone for the ratings.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
The chief executives popped in said, a few weeks has
come down for the front office. Everyone. He's been here
for six hours. He's out celebrating you celebrate the winds.
He's like the play that paid all year, jumping on
that podium at the Grand Final. He's got the track
sit one like, how's that? I'm like the new mate
and some has been injured all year chewing the medal.
(07:03):
Don't everyone keep it up, guys. More of that, more
of that, Rah rah rah radio.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
And then seven, of course you did a day yesterday
with me. I'm signing with seven, which was really exciting.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You actually have you actually got a job with them
because one interview three months ago and I can't say,
but I've got to be I'm coming back on channel
seven and it's supposed to have happened by now. I've not.
I've been watching Channel seven every afternoon. Where's my buddy?
You're not there?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Anyone will tell you. Commercial television horywood Bridge is running
up numbers on Okay, okay, you can't snooze at that
three o'clock spot, my friends.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
No, I know, commercial TV moves at a glaci your pace.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
So you when do you want? And this is, by
the way, congratulations, get you back on TV.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, and it happened in the Britanny gardens yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And you're doing the Lotto show, aren't you. It's like
you're putting the balls.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
No I'm going to be the afternoon host on Channel seven,
So we're going to be taking you through the afternoon. Yeah,
we're going to have a show at three o'clock in
the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
And it's an audience of Nana's napping, is it? Basically?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, we're going to get all the Nana's, the pensioners versus.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Todd Woodbridge, the Battle of the networks, and my money
is on culing. So when do you start.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
We're going to do something a little bit later in
the month.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Again, there's no TV show. Who are you impressing? There's
so much news. There's so much news at the moment.
You can't just wait for the pick up a bit,
you know, it moves at the glacial pace. We want
to get this right.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I can't mess this up.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Meanwhile, running up numbers, is Woodbridge your nemesis at the
legendary three o'clock in the afternoon prime time?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
They're doing pretty well anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Long not for long, Alex in the Big Guns.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, and so it starts. You've got start date yet
or end of the month. It's all I can It's
all I can say. His first guess is going to
be Max's mate Uri The Big Interview, The Christian O'Connell
show go on podcast
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