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October 21, 2025 6 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
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opinions I felt that were being sledged are Samsung users.
I could just point out that everything that Apple brings
out Samsung has already brought out five years pre.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
No one cares.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Nerd stick to your monkey phone, Christian, you need to
hold an intervention for Sue the Boss and not liking Champagne. Hey, listen,
you don't hold an intervention with Sue. She holds an
intervention for you. She is a non stop, twenty four
hour human intervention. By the way, I told you this right.
I was in this big meeting last week at a

(01:02):
publishing company. There must have been fourteen people there. At
the end of this meeting, the publishing director goes any
questions from anybody here. Someone pipes up and goes, is
Sue the Boss real? And this meeting was nothing to
do with this radio show. It was about a book.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I went looks around, like, what's happening? When to tell
Sue she's become mythic, She's a chief peak sooner.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
She's real and she's about to get real on the
callers that were texting bad things about her. Christian, don't
worry about t being dirty water. That's Guinness for me.
It's dirty water and hanging on. I love Guinness, is
my winter beer. I switch mode. Beautiful stuff, velvet. Yeah,

(01:57):
Christian extreme opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Porridsh is over rats, not real food.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Agreed, it's true, true, it is, it is, it is,
it is, baby, And listen, you can't say that you
eat raw bacon?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Could they were? Because they don't know different? You know different.
This bed keeps probably played drunk.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
There we go, all right, yesterday we launched the Australia's
broken one hundred What is broken around this country? We
are now day twenty, guys, day twenty.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
This radio station.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Door broken open, store, it's been gaffer taped open. They're
waiting for a part a nine hundred dollar apart from Germany.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Give us our bloody part. You're gymen, it's not just
that peace. Don't start war.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Our those out there righting out t the smooth things
over with the Yanks. It's gonna have to get that
jenimis to Hamburg. Don't start the Third World War? About
a door? These days there with all these kind of
high tech printers they can print off a liver or
a lung.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Can I just get one of the trobe or one of.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
These universities has got one of these special printers to
print off the small.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Part for our radio station door. I thought those things
would be more everywhere, you know by now. So what
they do with German doors?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
What's wrong with our good Aussie doors? Bring up Kimmy's dad.
You love a door, we can borrow crim.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Save this front door here?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Well, that's right, the god FM door's been broken, Patsy's grill, ducted,
heater system broken, Patsy's voice broken.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
It is today the Docklands will my will to live always?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Other show team, come on, it's bad enough with old mates.
Possum story. Yes, today I got an angry email from
someone complaining about saying it was me that did it.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
My friend. Here's his email address. Take it up with
the main man.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Hamble that one onto you, Linda's Venetian lines, Sharon's like
covering the driver's side door, the element in Nicole's oven
and his seed, Tiny's front door and heats Undy's some
brand new entries to the broken one hundred. Natalie her
daughter's doorknob on a bedroom door. The best part is cushioned.

(04:13):
When she slams the door and a teenage fit of braide,
the doorknob falls off, so she's stuck in her room
until we dean she can come out.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Rachel, my toilet door has been stuck open for over
a year. That's unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
You don't want that cave door open when leam. My
TV only turns on when you reach around the back
and turn it on.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
There.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's been on this for five years. Reach around with
a TV, Christina. Our back. El Fresco's sliding door is
broken after dog ran straight through the fly screen. We
can't get it back in place. Those things are a nightmare.
The window onto the worst, Danielle. The handle of my
favorite spreading knife.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's a spreading knife, like a button knife, but he
has like an ornate handle.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I aspire being someone who has a spreading knife. The
handle of my favorite spreading knife has been broken for
fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
First one problems. Fifteen years is got to be the
longest so far.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes, we've had no hot order work for two years. Christian,
I'm a broken tupperware lid that has to be duct
taped together. I just I don't want to get replaced it.
I just really love that. Can you get an emotional
attachment to tupple ware?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
They'll replace it for free too.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Jim, I'm a plumber, and our basin waste has been
leaking for the producers. Didn't really, I didn't read this.
The sooner AI replaces some of these mumlies, these la
Boo boo dolls. I've got producing a shower out there.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
You just learn about I.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
A news alert, right, And I said to Tina producer
about these labooboo doors.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
She goes to collect them. They're crying ones, grown up.
They worth a fortune. I've never heard of them. I mean,
you've got some. I don't have any, No, no, no,
all right?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
What else is broken? For our broken? One hundred four
seventy five O three one O four three.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
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